SHE DUMPED ME -(

Hello everyone again.

So I'm guessing you noticed I removed the

2 videos with that new girl.

Uh, it's kind of hard to explain because

she told me not to say too much,

which is not really one of my specialties,

not saying too much. So I'll try not to.

Yeah, the day after— not even one day

after, so literally within half

a day after uploading the last one. What

was it about? I forgot now. It feels like

it's been ages. Oh yeah, the birthday cake

video. Not even 12 hours after I

uploaded it, she messaged me in the middle

of the night asking me to take it down.

And my first reaction was like, oh my God,

are you kidding me? Not this again.

I fell back asleep. I woke up again a

couple hours later. I thought maybe I

should just take it down. What's the point

arguing over it? Let's say I was like,

no, fuck you, you said I could film it,

and I just left it up. It would have been

completely stupid to do that.

Even if I left it up, what, it would have

made an extra $40?

And then just to make $40, I would have

ruined everything. So I decided to take it

down, which kind of makes me feel stupid

because that's such an obvious proper

thing to do, isn't it? But then in the

past, like when Chihiro's lesbian friends

were upset After I vlogged our day

together and Shahira asked me to take the

lesbian video down, I was just so stubborn

about it. I refused to take the lesbian

videos down and cause all that trouble

just to make a couple extra bucks. Just

seems really dumb now to look back at it.

How about not make the relationship

public? Well, I was intending— I wasn't

even planning on filming anything in the

first place, but she was, she was like

insistent— not insistent, but encouraging—

that she was encouraging me to vlog it.

So I was like, okay, if, if you don't

mind, then sure, I can make some vlogs.

But it wasn't in my plan to, to film any

of it, really.

Then I got kind of carried away and

excited because I was like, yeah, she's

letting me film stuff and she's

encouraging me. I can make all these easy

vlogs now. And it's

kind of nice because I'm completely out of

ideas for what to do for content. I, I

have no idea what to do for videos really.

So it was like a bit of a lifeline I felt

like was being thrown to me. Just made

these simple vlogs.

Oh well, guess we'll go back

to, back to plan 1, back to

plan A.

The video, the birthday cake video, got

really good CPM as well, and it was on

track to get pretty good views. I don't

know why a video about a birthday cake got

like a $12 CPM, which is way more than I

usually get. I usually get like $10 CPM,

sometimes even just a $9 CPM.

Didn't think birthday cake would be a good

topic.

Uh, I can't really talk about like the

status of things between us. I don't

really know what to say. Let's, let's just

say there's complications.

I mean, I guess you can,

you can assume that things are not 100%

over considering the fact that I am not

telling the whole story,

because if the bridge was like already

completely burned, I would just probably

say everything. But no, I won't.

Oh my God, there's so many things I would

love to talk about though. So like such

an unexpected chain of events happened It

was like really, really, really good, and

then— oh,

how good would it be if I could say?

But yeah, this is the problem with making

videos with people. One minute

they might say it's okay, and then they

can change their mind. And then you got to

take down the video. I should

have stuck to my original plan. So I was

saying earlier in the year, I said I was

not going to make videos with people

It's so tricky, you know. It's so tricky

to find someone who's okay with being in

videos because then they get worried about

being identified, and then they get

worried about someone they know finding

out about. Them in the video or what

they're doing. Everyone gets so worried

about like people finding out about

something.

Maybe I'm just weird cuz I don't care at

all. I'm like, yeah, whatever, my mom saw

my bum hole. Yeah, whatever, my Uncles,

aunties know I do OnlyFans. For some

reason I just don't care. Is that weird?

Chihiro had no problem being in videos.

Yeah, I know. Maybe Chihiro was the

weirdest one. I mean, Chihiro said that

herself. She said when we chatted earlier

this year, she said something like Maybe

I'm the weirdest out of all the girls

because I'm the only one who is okay with

being in the videos. All these other girls

are like terrified of being in videos.

What are they so scared of? I guess they

have their reasons, but still.

Yeah, it's all about privacy. I wonder

if Chihiro gets recognized a lot out in

public.

I don't really feel like I've done

anything wrong this time. I mean, no one's

done anything wrong. It's just we want

different things currently.

So I don't know what to do now.

Um, back to the drawing board, I guess.

What the— what did she want? That is

secret.

Am I gonna review Battlefield next week?

Yes, I've been waiting all month for that

bloody game to come out. I need views.

My Jurassic World Evolution 2 video did

well, it's got 15,000 views now. I told

you Chef Daniel is gonna overtake Hide in

My Room. Well, it already has, kind of.

And I got a good CPM on my Jurassic Park

video. It has like $5 RPM,

which means it's gonna make nearly $100

just from talking shit about a video game.

Oh, so stupid how YouTube works.

I feel like, am I doing something wrong?

Because this money is so easy to make.

It's costing me nothing to make because I

just refund the game on Steam after I've

played it for a bit.

And then I just go on and on for like 8

minutes talking a load of rubbish about

I mean, I am a professional games

reviewer. Just because people don't like

my opinion doesn't make my reviews any

less legitimate.

You are fully vaccinated, you could go

back to Japan now. Not now.

I mean, right now they're only letting

business travelers and students in,

and to apply for that you need to be

sponsored by a company. A company has to

sponsor you, some certificate of

eligibility. I think business travelers

can only stay under 3 months. I don't know

about students. Tourists probably allowed

back in next year. I don't even know if

you need to be vaccinated really. I think

you just need a test. But yeah, I'm double

vaxxed now, which was something I was

worried about for a long time because I

got this funny chest condition. But the

second jab felt completely fine. I didn't

have any symptoms apart from sore arm.

Didn't have a headache, didn't have

inflammation. I I didn't have any pains,

I didn't feel sick, didn't get a fever, I

got nothing. Even after I was like

freaking myself out about it, hearing all

these other stories of people saying stuff

like, uh, I was vomiting and fever

for a week. I got no— none of that. It's

So I got my card with the stamps on it,

so that's sorted. Something off my chest.

What did the doctor say about the chest

pain? I didn't go to a doctor. I went to

some pharmacy. I don't think any of them

are doctors. They're just like people who

work in a pharmacy. I don't think they

have any medical knowledge.

I didn't tell him though, because if I

start saying, oh, I got chest pains, he

might think it's like really serious.

Recently I don't have the chest pains. I

don't know if it's because of my new diet,

my new anti-inflammatory immune system

boosting diet,

which I don't know if it's actually making

much of a difference. My skin looks a bit

clearer, but I'm still getting new

pimples, but they aren't as bad as they

were before.

I had the chest pain for a while now.

Since years ago.

Look, I've got mince pies.

What kind of pain do I have in my chest?

Well, sometimes it's usually when I'm in

bed lying, laying on my left side,

and then it feels a bit uncomfortable,

and then it's like a sharp stabbing pain.

Around my heart area when I take a deep

breath. And then if I turn

back onto my back or onto my other side,

it slowly goes away. But then taking a

very deep breath is very painful. And when

I got the first jab, that chest pain kept

coming during the day. It just— when I was

sitting up or standing around, which never

happened before. It only ever used to

happen when I was lying in bed.

So I don't know if that's like a lung

thing or a heart thing or a chest muscle

thing. I feel like it's a lung thing since

it's painful when I breathe.

And then I got really light-headed because

I could only take shallow breaths. If I

tried to take a bigger breath, it was

really painful, and I was getting

light-headed from shallow breathing. But

it's fine now. I Googled

it and then the things that came up were

something called myocarditis and

pericarditis,

something like that, which is an

inflammation of the muscle around the

heart. So like the heart sac, the muscle

that's around the heart can get inflamed.

Inflamed.

Maybe it's diet. Maybe my diet was so bad

it was causing all this inflammation

because I had a very, very bad diet.

High in sodium, high in processed meat,

not many vegetables, which is why when I

went to pee, it was always bright yellow.

Now my pee is very clear from all the

vegetables, which is a good

sign, I think.

But anyway, yeah, I feel great now, even

getting the second vaccine. Look, I still

got the birthday cake. Might have some

later.

Got loads of food. We bought too

much food last time we went shopping.

I don't have to make food. I already ate

dinner because people kept moaning every

time I had dinner during this stream. I'd

lose like 20% of the viewers because they

didn't like the chewing sound. So I

thought maybe I just have dinner before I

start streaming, and then people won't

moan. See how considerate I am?

Yeah, I had dinner around half past 5,

around 6. Well, what time is it now?

7. Yeah, so I had dinner around 6, and

then I'll probably have a little snack. I

might have a bit of chocolate cake or

mince Pie.

Jesus, one mince pie has

17% of your sugars and saturated fat.

That's a lot of sugar.

I watch your stream for the cooking. I

might cook, I might do some food prep for

tomorrow, but I won't have dinner. I was

thinking of getting something like a— some

kind of kitchen appliance for cooking.

I could either get like a table grill,

then we can cook on the table, or I'm

not sure what else would be interesting.

I saw these stone, stone grills, but then

you need this kind of propane-powered

heating thing, like a big candle

underneath it to keep it warm. It's a bit

weird, but it's like a big slab of stone

you cook food on. That's quite cool.

I don't know how much I can talk about it.

Let me check what she said to me.

She said— I

nearly said, I nearly said what she said

not to say. She said, don't say

that we blah blah blah.

Okay, she said She's

only said what I shouldn't say, which I

can't say.

Uh, don't share any details.

Um.

Say I'm still around, but we'll keep

everything private. And then she said I

can talk about the activities we do.

So it's not like she's gone, she's still

around. She said I can say that.

Doesn't— it's hard to explain.

Can you imagine if this was two years ago?

I would have done like a whole stream

ranting about every single thing that

happened. Oh my

gosh, she's so annoying! I hate her.

That's what I would have been like two

years ago, and people say I haven't

changed. I changed so much. That's why the

channel died, didn't it? I mean, the only

reason most people found the channel

interesting was because I had no problems

just putting people on blast like that.

But the problem with doing that is, which

I slowly learned, is that it just

makes you look really bad. How many girls

stopped liking me because of the way I

treated Turkish girl, for example. Can you

imagine how much cereal I might have been

missing out on just because of, because of

how bad it looked when I had the Turkish

girl at my place?

Oh, I think one

of my biggest regrets is probably how I

handled the Turkish girl situation. That

screwed me over so badly. There must have

been loads of girls who were into me, and

then that like made them hate me

afterwards. Life is

not all about sex. No, it literally is all

about sex, because without sex, I mean,

none of us would be here, would we? You

say, oh, don't worry about sex, then the

whole species goes extinct.

I mean, look at pandas. They don't

care about sex and they're going extinct,

aren't they? They've got to literally

force pandas to have sex with each other

to stop them from going extinct because

they're so uninterested in doing it. They

just sit there chewing on grass all day.

You're not making babies. Yeah, I know,

but the whole reason why we want to have

sex is because our bodies want us to

Most animals don't have sex because

they're thinking, oh, I must reproduce so

I don't go extinct. They're doing it

because it's like instinct and it feels

good. The two are linked.

It's not one without the other.

Speaking from a purely evolutionary

biological standpoint,

I mean, sex— the desire to have sex is

because of babies.

What happened with a Turkish girl?

Well, a couple years ago after my dad

died, I went to Germany to meet a German

girl and then she rejected me. So I was

stuck in Germany all alone and then this

Turkish girl came to Germany to stay with

me. And it was great in the first few days

and then after a few days I started to get

a bit moody and I just kind of wanted to

play Rainbow Six. And then I

got a bit frustrated and I ranted on

Discord, which she found out about.

And then I made a video about it where I

explained how I found her a bit annoying,

and then people didn't like that. I lost

like 2,000 subscribers.

So I'm gonna get rid of the sex doll as

well because I don't use it anymore.

It hurts to use because the dildo is like

covered in super glue now, which is very

rough and not nice to put up there.

I completely butchered the dildo.

What a stupid idea. Why did I put super

glue on it? In my mind, I thought I would

neatly close up the incision using super

glue and it would just magically close

together and there wouldn't be any like

super glue leaking out and then drying on

the surface.

What a waste of money. Well, it wasn't a

waste of money because I easily made

double the money that it cost. So many

people bought that video. Made such good

money, but I mean, I wanted to use it even

afterwards.

So I'm gonna get rid of it somehow. I'm

thinking of cutting it into chunks bit by

bit and then putting one chunk into each

bin bag. Can't put the whole thing down

there. I got a new dildo. It's got like a

suction cup and it's so much better. It's

made out of like proper firm rubber. That

doesn't have a metal rod in the middle of

it, and then it's got like a suction cup

and it attaches to glass

and metal really, really well. Doesn't

attach to wood very well. I tried putting

on the chopping board, it kept falling

off.

But the problem with that is it needs to

be attached to a a solid surface. I don't

know what kind of solid surface I could

get that I could bring over to the bed,

because I could put it on the floor, but I

don't really want to do it on the floor.

It's not comfy. Thinking of maybe

that oven tray would be good because it's

a metal thing. Haven't figured

out the best way to use it yet, so I've

been a bit preoccupied.

Haven't had the time to be messing around

with toys.

You could make a drawing series. I

actually started a new channel recently,

and it's basically just going to be

stories and then with some illustrations.

And I decided to make a whole new channel

for it because, because you

guys already heard all the stories I have

to tell. So I need to make like a new

channel retelling all my old stories, but

this time in illustrated form. Hopefully I

get a new audience that way.

I think I might keep the channel secret

I've only made one video. My plan is

I'm just gonna slowly add videos to it,

and then hopefully in like a year's time,

maybe it's, it's gotten a bit of traction

and it's grown a little bit. That'll be

exciting. Kind of thinking of it as a, an

investment, invest, long-term investment

strategy.

It's just if I shared it, all the stupid

trolls would go over to it and dislike it

again. I don't really want that.

And then the dislikes It seems

like some people can still see the

dislikes. I don't think YouTube has,

has implemented it for everyone yet. They

said they're rolling it out, so I don't

see dislikes on some channels, but then

sometimes I do see them. It's kind of

weird and random. Some videos

I click on, I don't see the dislikes

anymore, and then some I click on, I can

still see them.

That is the plan. It'd be really cool to

have a 3rd YouTube channel that's

monetized because

getting a monetized channel is— it's not

that easy.

Number one, you need 1,000 subscribers.

When you're starting from scratch, unless

you get lucky, it takes a long time.

And then you need 4,000 watch time hours.

So if I do a livestream and it gets like

10K views, it usually gets nearly 1,000

watch time hours. But then if I just do a

video and it gets 10K views, it'd probably

have about 400 watch

time hours. I'm not sure, let me check. I

reckon it would take about 100,000 views

with an average of 2 minutes to get to

about 4,000 hours.

Yeah, so my Jurassic Park video got 15,000

views. No, it has 16— wow, 16,000 now.

And then it has— oh wow, it's got 600

watch time hours. So that's like an

8th of the way there already.

600 times 8. No, more like

600 times 6.

So I'd need 6 videos with about 15K

Yeah, about the dumping thing, um,

I'll tell you what actually happened in

like 4 hours' time because most

people don't watch until 4 hours in. Oh

no, now I said that, people are just gonna

skip to 4 hours in. I'll tell you what

really happened several hours into the

stream, because like the casuals only

watched the first 10 minutes.

No offense to casuals,

but to, to tell the safe version of the

story Um,

she said that—

ah,

it's so difficult. You know, before I just

said everything that's on my mind without

any filter, not caring about what people's

reaction would be to it. Now I've got to

think, how do I say

things in a safe way? That doesn't

ruin things more.

Very tricky.

She said— I feel like I need a spin

Um,

she said to keep things private.

So I can't say anything.

Oh no, that's not gonna

be good content, guys. Something really

bad happened, but I can't talk about it.

You got rejected because you're 10 years

older? No, not at all.

Not at all.

Why are you listening to this girl?

Because I like her.

And not all is lost.

Am I

in London? No, I'm still in Manchester.

Well, she said I can go on dates with

other women, so I got a date next

week with someone else.

But if a girl says she doesn't mind if you

go on dates, is she just saying that, or

does she actually not mind?

She doesn't mean it. I don't know now.

Because I would

probably not go

on any more dates if I

didn't have to, if you know what I mean.

It's just a bit of a complicated matter.

That Ukrainian girl, we don't, we don't

really talk anymore.

I think she, she's with a guy now because

I checked her stories and she's always

taking pictures with the same guy.

I mean, that's a pretty big sign.

So stuff we were talking about, I don't

think it's gonna happen. Probably won't.

Don't really think I, I will be meeting

the Ukrainian girl again.

We met like 4 times and there wasn't

really like a click or a spark.

So yeah.

Very tricky.

Sometimes you meet someone for the first

time and you just, you feel You,

you feel like there's good chemistry

and you don't feel like it's weird or

And then some people you can meet loads of

times and it always just still feels kind

of awkward and weird.

So what is the plan now?

I'm expecting the real estate agency to

contact me soon.

Has it nearly been 4 months? I think it's

nearly been 4 months since I moved in

here, and I'm pretty sure they said we'll

contact you 4 months into the tenancy for

the next payment. So I'm not sure

if I should pay for another 6 months

knowing that Japan could reopen next year,

because that means I would be paying up

until next July. Should I stay

here until next July? I mean, Japan's

still gonna be there. I don't have

to rush straight to Japan as soon as

possible, do I?

Or I could go home for a few months and

just wait, chill out in my family home for

free. And waiting for Japan to reopen.

I'm not sure now. I mean, £5,000 is quite

a lot that I could be putting towards

something else,

like a student visa in

Japan.

But Japan just does everything so slowly.

They're so slow at everything. All this

stupid bureaucracy and using the fax

machines. People are like fax machining

each other about it. It's just

ridiculous how slow and old-fashioned they

are when they're supposedly so high-tech.

How can a country be so high-tech and so

old-fashioned at the same time? It's so

weird. They take

ages to get anything done, all the bloody

paperwork.

What about reading more on stocks? I'm

kind of bored with stocks now.

What is there to read about? I don't know,

they go up, they go down, same thing.

Every day. I put

$4,000 into PayPal. Don't know if that was

a good idea. I thought, why not? PayPal's

good, isn't it?

PayPal.

I see you hate living in Japan as you

describe Japan. No, it's just things about

Japan that piss me off when they

inconvenience me.

Why, why are they so slow and so behind?

I mean, other countries like America have

already greenlighted

people to be able to fly into America from

November. And America had like the most

deaths in the world, the highest amount of

cases. And then Japan, the country that

has like the least amount of cases and

deaths, are making such a big fuss about

it.

Why do I still want to go to Japan?

To look for love.

The search for love and passion.

Why do we do anything only

to suffer?

Japan is the worst place to look for love?

No, not for me.

Japan's where I found all my past

relationships, nearly all of them.

When have I ever found— well, apart from

Mila, but that doesn't really count. I

mean, when have I ever found a girlfriend

outside of Japan?

Never.

I don't know why it's so difficult here in

England. I just keep getting unmatched. I

keep getting ghosted. And I, I've been on

2 dates and they both unmatched me. That

Russian woman, she unmatched me finally.

And then that Chinese girl, she unmatched

me the very day after our date was over.

I must just give off really bad vibes.

What is your goal in life? My goal in life

is to have a balanced, balanced lifestyle.

And spending every day, all day, all by

yourself is not very balanced, is it? I

want a balanced,

fulfilled daily life.

Not daily, or maybe just a fulfilled life

on a weekly basis, which has a nice little

sprinkle of alone time, a nice little

sprinkling of intimate time.

What's weird about that?

Because by the time it's about

2 PM, 3 PM, I've finished all my chores,

I finished the cleaning, I finished my

tasks, got my videos made,

uh, played games for a couple hours. But

then I'm kind of bored of games and I

don't really want to make more videos for

that day. I've got nothing else to do, so

some intimate time would be nice.

Just want like a balanced lifestyle,

really.

It's like, it's like food. You don't want

too much of one thing. You want a balance.

I guess I want a social life, but not

Not like just with friends hanging out.

That's not— that doesn't— it's not enough.

I feel like it's not enough.

Still trying to figure out why I don't

want friends, because people keep saying,

why don't you just make friends? I don't

know, the idea doesn't excite

me.

What would I do with a friend?

I mean, I would never bring a guy back to

my place. That's just weird.

So we'd only meet up outside. What would

we do? If I had like a guy friend.

There's not really anything I want to do

with a guy. I'd rather just do it by

myself. Like, you could go

check out some new place with your guy

friend. I'd rather just go by myself if I

had to choose between the two.

Just doesn't really interest me.

You're the only male who doesn't enjoy

male company.

But I enjoyed George's company.

I quite enjoyed Eugene's company in

South Korea.

Oh my God,

getting like loads of messages.

For God's sake, Monica, stop spamming my

Instagram. She keeps spamming

me.

What was I saying?

Um, I forgot now. Let me see what's in

my fridge. The problem is I bought too

much food, so now I don't have to go

shopping for a while, and going food

shopping is the only reason I go outside.

Oh, I need more Actimel. Maybe we'll

go and buy some of this. Maybe I'll go out

tomorrow. I haven't been outside in ages

now.

There's just so few reasons to go outside.

I'm struggling to think of things to do to

go out. I want to go out. I do want to go

outside. Being stuck at home all day every

day is really boring. Oh, why is there

water coming out my salmon? Salmon.

Oh, my birthday cake is getting crushed.

Didn't Dr. K make a video titled Why It's

Your Fault You Got Ghosted? I mean,

yeah, it probably was my fault I got

ghosted and unmatched because I didn't do

a very good job at being funny and

chatting them up. Every time I see a

girl's profile, they say something like,

I'm looking for a guy who's really funny

and has really good sense of humor and

banter. I'm like, oh my God,

I don't have any chance then. What chance

do I have? I suck so much at witty banter

and having a good sense of humor. I've got

the worst sense of humor in the entire

world. I laugh at things you shouldn't

laugh at,

like that time with the aeroplane.

No, not really. I would never laugh at

that. Just kidding, for fuck's sake.

Jesus Christ, what am I looking at?

I might cut some carrots. That'd be fun.

I like carrots. Do you like carrots?

Oh, that's marvelous. We both like

carrots.

I've got pine nuts.

Haven't had pine nuts before. They're

quite good, actually.

I've got

these toothpicks everywhere.

Oh, I hate that glass table. Why make a

table out of glass? Idiots. Why make it

out of wood? Wouldn't make that massive

loud bang when you put stuff on it.

Never make anything out of glass. It's the

worst material ever, apart from windows.

I hate things made out of glass.

Cracks easily, it's fragile,

gets covered in fingerprints.

Okay, every room in this building has a—

has the same furniture, has that glass

coffee table, has this glass round table.

You can see it in the pictures. On the

property,

property application.

You look at the pictures, they all have

the same kind of furniture.

Look at that carrot,

it's almost as big as my dildo.

You know, I always said my dick was about

6 inches long. I think it's not. I think

it's pretty bigger because I got an 8-inch

dildo and it's only slightly bigger than

my dick. So I reckon I got a 7-inch dick.

I need to measure it again. I think I'm

way undervaluing myself by saying it's

only 6 inches.

Girls always say it's big.

Is it? I don't know,

I've never compared it to someone else's

in real life.

Did you see that judo chop?

Look at this.

Judo chop.

Watch, watch the power. Just one slice.

Oh, almost halfway.

Oh, it's stuck now.

I want to make carrot sticks.

Wait, what should I do with it? I can make

carrot sticks for salad.

Oh, this one's thick. I wonder

what the neighbor thinks if he can hear

me. This one's thick and juicy.

Order pizza? Pizza's full of cheese

and processed meat. Who keeps messaging

me when I'm streaming? Oh,

we got a message.

Wait, I'm having difficulties.

I think I'm in trouble.

I knew I shouldn't have done a livestream.

I think, I think it's okay. Don't worry.

I'm trying to explain something

because I said something that sounds weird

earlier, and now I'm trying to explain

what I meant. I meant that— fuck,

how do I explain it?

It was supposed to sound like I'm

not because The

bridge isn't— okay,

that's good.

Okay, I think the crisis

is averted.

Wow, this is really Hard

work, um,

streaming.

Who's Chester Coon?

Give me a second.

I'm in important,

important negotiations.

Why aren't I talking? Because she's

saying stuff. I need to pay attention.

Okay, I think we're fine, so I'm gonna cut

my carrots.

Why is this carrot not juicy?

Oh, I got a Super Chat. Thanks very

much. And Wow,

something— uh, what's that in my

ear? I can feel something moving.

I think it's just

my hair poked in my ear hole.

Why is this carrot so dry?

Okay, so I need carrot sticks. How should

I cut them? Is it okay to eat the carrot

Did anyone else see Jeremy Clarkson

getting roasted? Because he said,

he said Greta Thunberg needs her bottom

smacked.

Now they're implying he's like a pedo,

aren't they? See,

this is why people hate Jeremy Clarkson.

Having your bottom smacked is not sexual.

It just means like she needs to be

punished. That sounds weird as well.

She's been a naughty girl. It does

sound kind of weird, actually. How else

would you say it?

She's being very naughty. She needs to

have her bottom smacked. Oh, you would

like to do it, Jeremy, I bet.

But there was like a lot of backlash

for that tweet he made. I think what

he meant is she doesn't understand how the

world works and she needs to shut up

because you can't just— you can't

just switch off all of the fossil fuel

factories and go 100% renewable like,

like that. The whole world would collapse.

The infrastructure isn't there and

the technology is not there yet. Wait,

you can just do 100% switchover.

And then she keeps saying, oh, the world

leaders are just going blah blah blah.

Yeah, cuz you have to talk about it and

figure out how to make it work before you

actually do anything, don't you? What's

she going on about?

It's just annoying. Like those Insulate

Britain people, have you seen those

people? They keep going on about climate

change and now they were sitting on the

roads blocking traffic to

get their message across. But what they do

is they just end up pissing everyone off

and everyone was like getting out of their

cars, shouting at them, dragging them out

It's pretty stupid to do that because

they're just blocking ambulances and

people from getting to work.

It's like terrorist activity,

and then just makes everyone hate them,

not want to listen to them.

Hmm, what should I do?

Should just stop to what I said in the

beginning.

When I said I wouldn't film girls anymore,

it just makes things complicated, doesn't

I never learn.

But why is it always— I never had any guys

complain to me. I never had like George or

Eugene or like Tiki or Sam.

Changed their mind about being on in

videos. I wonder why.

Very peculiar.

I didn't really realize it was such a big

problem though, because it's pretty

normal, you know, you get women on other

people's YouTube channels all the time,

so I never really thought of it as a

problem.

Well, I guess that's why you got to look

after your reputation, don't you? Not be

like me. It just—

it kind of really shows you how important

Reputation is, isn't it?

Doesn't it?

Maybe you could say reputation is the most

important thing.

I'm just not really sure what the solution

is to this problem.

The problem is I

talk too much and

people are scared of it.

Do I feel powerful? No.

I feel trapped because I can't

talk about it.

I mean, I feel confident that I won't talk

and I don't think I've said anything

outside of what I was supposed to say.

God, I'm getting déjà vu now.

I feel like I'm bloody Truman Show

sometimes.

Maybe we should just talk about something

else.

People don't like to be talked about, do

they?

I could talk about my granddad since he's

dead, or my grandmother.

Her name was Dorothy.

She worked in a cafe and

she had 5 children.

Can you imagine naming your kid Dorothy?

Does anyone know anyone called Dorothy?

Give me a second.

I am researching about carrots.

The Muse.

Bloody music from next door sounds like a

heartbeat. It's like boom,

boom, boom. I feel like it's my heart

about to explode.

Why is he listening to heartbeat music?

Damn, my chest is Bouncing.

Do you know that, that violin horror sound

effect from that movie Psycho? Is it

copyrighted?

Because there was a guy in his car driving

down the street last month with that

blasting out his speakers. It was so

funny. He was like,

you know that violin, that famous violin

bit of music? Okay, I'll play

You know that violin?

Bloody fat bald English guy was driving

down his— down the road in his convertible

car playing that violin.

It was so funny. Usually I've got like a

dead inside face, so I just couldn't help

cracking a smile at that.

Driving down the road with that out of

speakers.

That guy probably brightened the day for

so many people doing that. Embarrassing

himself. You see, that's the great thing.

If you can do that kind of stuff, you are

putting yourself at risk because you're

embarrassing yourself to try and make

other people laugh. Isn't it so

magnanimous, self-sacrificial?

Okay, I think it's fine.

Okay, what should we talk about now?

Don't ask me what she said. I can't say.

People say my knife skills are bad, but

I've never cut myself. Ever. I've seen

loads of people accidentally cut

themselves. Even Gordon Ramsay cut himself

on a TV show, and he's supposed to be a

professional cook. I never cut myself,

ever.

Do I still have my love doll? Yes, it's in

the cupboard. I need to get rid of it.

I'm gonna start cutting it into little

bits slowly.

Maybe I'll cut a little bit every once a

week. I don't want to do it all at once.

It took me and Chihiro like 2 hours to

dismember the full-size one, and that was

2 of us working together.

It's gonna be such a pain. Stupid loft

I just don't really see how I can use it

anymore.

Bit rubbish, isn't it?

I don't really want to use the bumhole.

It's not that great.

I can't use the other end either because

it's just all weird, covered in elastic

bands and super glue.

So if you're in Manchester, you want to

use the sex doll with a penis,

message me. Maybe that would be a good

idea for content, giving away my sex doll

to a viewer, but you got to

agree to be on camera.

Maybe I'll just buy like a load of stuff

and then when I'm about to leave, I'll

Fucking carrot.

Judo chop.

See if I can cut this in half.

Not sharp enough.

Yeah, I could buy a load of stuff that I

wasn't going to buy because it's too

heavy, and then when I do leave, I could

do a free giveaway, but you've got to come

up to my apartment and agree to be on

I watched a pretty good movie recently.

There are these 3 burglars, they rob this

blind guy, but the blind guy is like super

strong army veteran guy.

He kills 2 of them, and then they find out

he's got this secret basement where he's

got a girl tied up. Apparently the girl

killed his daughter, and then he

impregnated her. He was like, you took

my daughter away from me, so now you're

gonna make me a new daughter. And he was

using a turkey baster— what's it called?

Like a, you know, you get the plastic tube

and you put the oil in it and he had his

cum inside of it and

he was like, I'm not a rapist because I've

got this injection thing.

And then he accidentally shoots the girl

and then he goes crazy because his baby

was inside of her and then he ends up

tying up the one of the main characters

who is a girl and uses her instead.

And he's— he uses scissors to snip an

opening in her panties, and then he gets

out his, his syringe. And then somehow the

other guy escapes and knocks him on the

back of the head, and then they escape.

And before they escape, the girl who was

tied up takes the syringe and stuffs it

into his mouth, and he's getting

like a mouthful of cum. It was so

Who knows what movie it is? It was

quite good. I liked it.

Yeah, it's called Don't Breathe. Well

done. There's a sequel as well, Don't

Breathe 2. So they think they killed the

guy, but he survives and gets taken to

hospital. And then the girl who escapes is

leaving in the airport. So I don't know

what the sequel is going to be. Is he

going to be chasing her down to to make

her pregnant again or something. I don't

know, he just wouldn't die. He was like a

Terminator, like old guy.

I like movies like that because they're

realistic. It doesn't have all this stupid

stuff like magic and ghosts or whatever,

because when you got ghost movies None of

it makes sense. The ghosts just teleport,

and there's voices in the heads, and

there's magic and weird stuff going on,

and it makes no sense. There's no,

like, laws of logic.

But movies like that one where it's based

in reality and there's no magic weird

stuff going on, I like that.

I really don't like ghosts. I don't know

why. Not because they're scary, just

because they're so— they've got these

weird powers, like they can fly and they

can teleport and they can vanish and

they're invincible. They can do

everything. I like zombies because at

least they have a vulnerability. They get

shot in the head. They don't teleport and

do weird stuff. I really

shouldn't

have streamed tonight,

and then you ruined it for £1.80.

Great.

It's just if I don't stream,

I feel really bored,

you know? Just end up sitting here staring

at the wall.

Get a TV. There's nothing I want to watch.

I've got YouTube, I've got Amazon Prime.

I don't want to watch something. I want

to, I want to interact and talk,

uh, express myself. I'm like,

I'm not in a consuming mood.

I'm in an expressing

mood.

My reaction to the dislike counter being

removed? Hmm, I'm a bit worried about

it actually, because my channels thrive on

getting disliked by bombed and people

hating on me. Like, my Chef Daniel gets

95% dislikes. That's part of the joke.

Part of the meme is, you know, how

everyone hates me. You get rid of the

dislike counter— I just hope people still

carry on pressing the dislike button

because I think it does help the video.

If people carry on pressing the dislike

button, then sure, it's fine. They don't

really care if they can see the dislikes

or not, cuz a lot of people say in the

comments, I thought this was a real video

until I looked at the dislikes and then I

clicked off straight away. So maybe in

that, that sense,

cuz yeah, people do use a dislike bar as

an indicator if the video is like a scam

or not. And a lot of people catch on

to the fact I'm trolling just by seeing

all the dislikes. So maybe if it's hidden,

they won't catch on so quickly, so I can

bamboozle them.

Not sure how it's going to play out,

especially with my, my video game reviews.

Where I kind of need people to take me

seriously so they write their massive

comments about how I'm wrong. Because if

they think I'm just trolling, they won't

bother, won't— will they? They won't waste

their time if they realize it's a massive

troll. So there has to be an element of

seriousness to it,

which is why people had such difficulty

telling if I was trolling or not. Because

the whole point is I don't want them to

know that I'm trolling. If they know I'm

trolling, then it's kind of like game up,

game over. I need them to

take me seriously to a certain degree.

I mean, I do. My points in the video game

reviews are real. I'm not making up. I do

really find the games boring. And stupid.

But that's because I've only played the

game for like 1 hour, so obviously I don't

know what I'm talking about. But that's

the beauty of it. That's the whole thing

to Chef Daniel is I'm talking about

something as if I know what I'm talking

about when I clearly don't know what I'm

talking about. I mean, that's the whole

premise of Hiding in My Room as well. I

made these topic videos about stuff I have

no idea what I'm saying.

That's what triggered people so much.

That is the, the secret mojo. That is the

magic ingredient. Acts as if you

know what you're talking about whilst