day 4 no shower challenge

Testing. Ahem.

Hello,

look at

my new streaming setup.

Looking good.

Looking good.

So many things you can mess around with on

Streamlabs.

Where should I put Bitcoin?

Oh, if I put this over chat box— yes!

Not sure how to organize all this

mumbo-jumbo.

This could go here.

And where's

that window?

How's this?

Such a mess.

Put this here.

Look at this, what a mess. Oh my

God.

Yeah, stock market was pretty good today.

I got 25% gain on BNGO.

Lucky, cuz I bought some BNGO yesterday.

Market's going to rip next week, I can

feel it.

How do you like the layout? So we got chat

here and then we've got Bitcoin down

there. Look, I can move it around and I

can zoom in and zoom out.

Ah, fuck, I forgot to do something.

Okay, I'll quickly do it on my phone.

Oh, I hate Twitch settings. There's so

many tabs, I forget which, where, what

everything is. Put it here. Chat rules.

Where is it?

No, not permitted. I want— how

do I make it unpermitted?

Ah, I found it.

There you go, perfect.

Oh, thank you. I think the title

is wrong. It is no shower challenge day 4.

It is no shower challenge day 1000.

You smelly cheese man. By the way, you

have— you had any trouble with cheese?

You know what? It's not really smelling

like cheese anymore. It smells more like

rotten eggs. I don't know how that

happened. Since I used the antifungal

cream, it stopped smelling like cheese,

and now if I don't put the cream on and I

don't shower for a few days,

it's like rotten eggs.

It's like that smell of ammonia. What the

hell? I think I managed to kill the cheese

fungus, and in its place,

uh, this new ammonia fungus came and

took its place. It's like rotten eggs,

like a strong ammonia smell.

Interesting.

Bacteria makes ammonia. So now I need to

get antibacterial cream. The antifungal

cream did its job,

but now it smells— there's no cheesiness.

Ah, bloody foreskin maintenance. Do girls

have to worry about this stuff? I feel

like guys, we gotta worry about our

foreskin maintenance.

Oh no, oh no, I'm losing my

investment. I'm only up 84 cents.

I was up $7 earlier.

Should I buy more Bitcoin?

Visit a doctor. Oh yeah, as if I'm gonna

go to a doctor and then whip out my

foreskin. He's gonna be like, okay Daniel,

take down your underwear, let me have a

look at your foreskin.

What if it's a cute nurse? Then I'd

probably get an erection and then get— I

don't know, I'd probably get reported for

sexual assault because I might not be able

to control myself. Wouldn't you be so

tempted if like a hot nurse was inspecting

your dick and she was like bent down and

looking at it? Wouldn't you just be so

tempted to like grab the back of her head

and just make her

give you a BJ? And then she'd be like,

what are you doing? I'm calling the

police. Sorry.

Stop deleting your streams. I deleted the

last one because number one, it got bad

views. Number two, it was boring anyway.

Nothing happened. I didn't really talk

about anything interesting.

It's not like you missed anything. There

wasn't some amazing drama.

I think there was only one time when,

when a nurse touched my dick, and at the

time I was about 12 or 11, and it was

weird. I'm not

sure why. I don't know why I went to get

my dick checked. I was only about 11.

Why would you want to get your dick

checked? It must have been my mum's idea.

Why did I delete my stream? I just said,

because it was boring and it got barely

any views. It got like 6K views after I

streamed for 5 hours. If people are too

lazy to come and watch the stream, then

I'm too lazy to not delete it. If that's

how you want to play it, then the pendulum

swings both ways, my friend.

I wonder if I should get like background

music for these streams. I've seen some

crypto streams, they've got like relaxing

chill-out music and the guy's just sitting

here staring at charts.

So what do you think Bitcoin's gonna do?

Look at this chart. Bloody Elon

Musk ruined it. It was

soaring towards $60K and then bloody Elon

Musk tweeted. Someone needs to get Elon

Musk off Twitter. Bloody Elon.

He doesn't have the responsibility or the

maturity to have such a massive platform

on Twitter. He's just as bad as Donald

Trump. He's just a massive troll.

And sure, it's funny up until the point

that when the stuff he's tweeting affects

you, then it's not really that funny

anymore.

Oh no, I'm gonna lose my money. No,

we're going into the red. 25 cents.

No,

no, we're still green,

we're still green.

Come on, you can do it.

I need more zoomed-in Bitcoin chart.

I want to make it 1 minute. How'd you do

that? 1 day? 1 second?

Oh, it won't let me choose 1 second.

1 minute. Oh, this is the 1-minute chart.

This is the 15-minute chart. Oh no,

it's dropping! Which chart?

Why would you want a 1-second chart? You

have to pay for the paid version of this

website for the 1-second chart. Oh no,

look at Bitcoin drop.

Oh,

this orange is horrible.

Yeah, this chart's pretty good.

I'm having to ban a lot of people tonight.

It's like the annoying people have gone

very noisy recently.

I'm not sure why.

Check donations. Yeah, I can see the

donations. I'm not accepting the bloody

pop-up thing because they're just saying,

go and join Chi-Chi's Discord.

Number one, don't you fucking call my

ex-wife Chi-Chi. It's Chihiro. Got it?

Don't act all chummy chum chum with my

ex-wife. Smash your face in.

Have some bloody respect. It's either

Chihiro or Miss Kuboto.

Wait, that's not her name. I forgot her

last name. Kubota.

Kuboto. Kubota.

Wait, I'm allowed to say her last name.

Everyone knows it. It's not doxxing.

Don't you fucking talk about

my ex-wife like that.

Have some respect. Oh, my money's going

back up. $1 in the money. Let's see

how much money I'm gonna stream for maybe

4 hours. We'll see how much money I've

made. Or lost for my Bitcoin.

But I feel like this is a good entry point

to get Bitcoin. $49K. We know

it's going to get back up to $58K.

Yeah, I've got a bunch of stupid idiots

trying to message me on Instagram with

Chihiro's Discord link. No,

I'm not joining it. I refuse to be part of

this nonsense.

The YouTube stream was deleted because it

was boring and it barely got views.

Yeah, the whole Chihiro YouTube channel is

a very complicated matter. I don't think

you guys would understand.

I don't even know if I understand, to be

honest. I don't know why I'm upset.

If she makes videos that's not about me,

then sure, I support her.

But if she's gonna start making videos

like Did I really love my husband?

Why I decided to divorce Daniel. My side

of the story. I really hope she's not

gonna do that.

Can't we move on from the bloody marriage

stuff?

How can you tell Chihiro to move on when

you always talk about her? I talk about

everything. It's not like I'm specifically

focusing on her only. I talk about my

whole life.

Is my total investment in crypto 166?

Uh, I bought a lot of the Bitcoin mining

stuff, but now it's crashed like 50%

because I bought it before the Elon Musk

thing. And then I bought the dip after the

Elon Musk thing, but I was scared,

so I only put $165.

I deleted the Discord because I'm fed

up with it. It's just going to be people

coming over to try and steal my members to

get over to Chihiro's Discord. It is a

Amputate that limb before the virus

spreads further. I lost control of the

Discord, so I had to nuke it like a

cancer.

Had to terminate it. I can't control

it because people join and they start

DMing all the other members saying, this

is Chihiro's server, come and join it.

This is Chihiro's channel, click the link.

I don't really care about talking about it

here because look, there's only 80 people

here and all you guys already know about

it. The thing I'm against is the

mass— the masses finding out about it.

You know who the mass— you know, so I

describe my channel as an apple. You guys

would be the core of the apple. And then

like the mass, the flesh, which makes up

like 80% of it, are like the dumb casual

viewers who don't watch anymore. And they

only come back and watch when there's like

some kind of drama.

Those are the people that I need to keep

my mouth shut for. I'm not going to make a

video about it and drive 20,000

viewers over there.

Shush, bloody Mimo.

Why did you trust internet people? You

told Inside China everything. You're

talking about that Ugetsu person? I don't

really care about the stuff I said. I

already said all that stuff to Chihiro.

She already knows. It's not like it's a

secret. I don't care if people find

out. I've already said all that stuff on

the streams anyway, that I was upset about

the whole Discord thing and bloody Casey

coming back, poking his nose,

interfering.

Will her new channel surpass yours? Her

Discord seems active.

I can't imagine it. I can't imagine her

channel surpassing mine. Yeah, the

Discord's active because everyone's over

there and she doesn't ban people like I

ban people.

People know not to mouth off when I'm in

charge because I don't put up with that.

I put my foot down, firm foot down.

You step out of line and you get hammered.

So people are scared of me, but they're

not scared of her. Yeah, well, she'll get

fed up soon enough with these annoying

people.

I think it's just because people are

scared of me and they respect my

Casey joined her Discord and they've been

talking on there in chat and VC.

They were making fun of you.

Yeah, that's exactly why I deleted the

Discord, because I'm fed up. And then

bloody Casey's gonna be there, isn't he?

Oh my God, I can't get rid of these stupid

people, can I? They're gonna be hovering

around for the rest of my life.

How do I get rid of them?

I need a whole new audience, don't I?

Bloody Casey and Chihiro have tainted

my pool of serenity.

Need to flush it all down.

Why can't they get lost?

The thing I'm upset most about is Chihiro

has no respect for me. I asked for

one thing and

she can't even do one thing for me.

What did I ask this to?

I said I would prefer it.

If you stop being friends with bloody

Casey, because it pisses me off.

And then she just says, I don't dislike— I

don't hate Casey, and it's not like I

really like him either, you know, we're

just acquaintances.

So frustrating. I blocked Casey because I

don't like him and he's annoying, and then

she just lets him back in.

Do you know what I can't stand the most

out of everything is annoying people

in my life and I can't get rid of them.

And then people who are supposed to be on

my side, they're just holding the

door wide open, letting them in.

But she doesn't care.

Okay then, I'll tell you why I was

sniggering and laughing last stream after

Casey made his new video about me.

I don't know if it really matters, but

Chihiro had nothing to do with his new

video. She didn't even know he was gonna

upload it. This is what she said to me.

She said she didn't have any involvement

and Casey is just uploading stuff,

putting her name in the title to get

views. And I thought, oh, finally, is she

finally coming around and understanding

that Casey is just another fucking Cesium,

but 10 times worse.

I finally got her to block bloody Cesium,

who's been trying to meddle and interfere

and get in the way of things since 2019.

I finally got her to block him,

but she still can't see what Casey is.

She's a fucking Annoying prick poking

his nose into people's relationships when

no one wants him there.

Well, I guess Chihiro does for some

Like, he's just putting this Team Chihiro

and Team Casey in the title, and he's just

doing this all on his own. It's not like

he and Chihiro are organizing this.

Fuck. I'm in the red now. Fucking Bitcoin.

I've got $130

on standby ready to deploy depending on

how far Bitcoin drops. The annoying thing

is when I top up my Bitcoin, it pops up

this notification.

It's so hard. I can't fight all these

people on my own. First, I've got these

stupid trolls messaging my mum, and I had

to like literally shout at my mum, stop

talking to these fucking losers, they're

trolls! And she's like,

I don't understand, what troll? He's just

asking me How I am? Yeah, first they'll

message you saying nice things and trying

to act all friendly, trying to gain your

trust, and then when you feel like you

trust them, you start telling them

personal things, and next thing you know,

they're screenshotting it and putting it

on the fucking subreddit going, haha,

look what Daniel's mum said.

So irritating. It's like I

have to lecture everyone around me How to

spot an internet troll, what they're

doing, why they're doing this, what their

intentions are, because they don't have

the— they don't have the brains to figure

I'm just blocking these idiots because I

can spot them a mile away, but my family,

Chihiro, it's like they don't see it.

Kasey and the members on the server are

trying to encourage her to make a video on

VSD. Garden, she is listening them.

Make a video? What about it? I already

told her everything. What's she gonna say

that's new? It's just like a bunch of

nudes that viewers sent me, and then

there's a few sex tapes.

The only kind of person who's gonna put in

the time and effort to find my mum's

contact details and then message her is a

troll. No normal sane person does that.

It's some stupid mentally ill kid who's

got nothing else to do with his life.

It's either just some dumb kid or some

mentally ill autistic idiot. Who's an

adult like Casey or Caesium?

Can you believe Casey is like 35 years

old? A grown-ass man.

He acts like a bloody 15-year-old boy.

35. He's like 34, 35 or something.

No, he's older than me. He's not in his

20s. He's like 30, mid-30s, maybe 34.

It's so weird.

It's so creepy and autistic.

And I'm trying to block these people and

get rid of them, and then just bloody

Chihiro and my mum are just letting them

back in because they don't listen to me.

I've been telling Chihiro for years, you

gotta stop talking to these bully people.

They're trolls. They don't have

our or your best interest at heart. They

just want drama and they want to stir the

pot for their own entertainment. They

don't give a shit about me or you or

what's best for us.

They're insane.

I just— I can't get them to listen.

Only my sister listens because she's not

Casey just wants to use Chihiro to get

views.

And to carry on with his, like, moral

crusade against me, his holier-than-thou

moral crusade against the evil Daniel,

because he's mentally ill. He's not a

normal person. A normal person does not do

Yeah, I think he has like a crush on her

or he's really into her and he thinks he

has like a chance. I guess

there's a multitude of reasons why he does

what he does, but none of them are good

reasons. They're all sad and cringy

reasons.

It's just so sad and pathetic. Come on,

when are they going to get a life? It's

been a year and 5 months.

This stream's boring. Yeah, well, fuck off

then, Ben. I don't give a shit.

You're the boring one.

Yeah, I know I'm not exactly normal

either, but when have— have I done

anything that's as weird as what Casey and

likes of Cesium does? When have I meddled

in someone's relationship?

It's just so weird.

When I found out Pia was with Cesium,

I thought to myself, okay, I'm not going

to get involved. They seem happy together.

I don't want to break them up.

And I kept my distance. You know, I didn't

flirt with Pia. I didn't send her

messages. I only replied to her when she

messaged me. I didn't want to interfere

with other people's relationships.

But it's like they wanted me to.

It's like they wanted me to poke my nose

in. It's just— that was also weird as

well.

All these people, bloody weird.

Oh my God. Bitcoin, is it

coming back up?

Should I put more? I feel like if it drops

down to $48K, I want to put more. I've got

$120 ready to go.

It's not really dropping enough to make me

want to put more in.

Oh, we're back in the green.

Yes, back in the green.

Ooh.

Stop gambling. I'm not gambling, I'm

investing. There's a difference. Oh yeah,

$0.29.

Going back up.

Wait until the first candle closes above

the high of the previous candle. I don't

really know how to read charts. I just

look at it go up and down and I try and

guess.

Yeah, it's not really moving much. Maybe I

should zoom in,

maybe 1-minute chart.

How about this?

I would like to make $20.

Report the SD card to immigration.

So far she is listening. Be careful.

No, she's not listening. I already talked

to her about this. She said she has no

intentions of reporting it.

Also, the members are planning to send

your OnlyFans nudes to your mom.

How come it's only reading half of it?

They already sent it to my mum. I don't

think she cares anymore.

What would immigration do? I don't know.

They would have to have an actual report

filed by the girl in the video,

which would be impossible. You would have

to broadcast the video to the whole

country. To find out who it is.

How would you even find out who's in the

video? I don't know.

Number one, you can barely see her face.

Number two,

you would have to show the video to like

thousands or millions of people to try and

see if someone who knows her I can

recognize her, but then you'd be showing

the video to millions of people.

And what if I messaged her and I told her

and I apologized? And I said that I

deleted the video. Then what?

I mean, I have deleted it because I'm not

going to risk having that stuff on my

phone when I try and get back into Japan.

That would just be dumb. Imagine they

search me and then the actual file was on

my phone. I'm going to reset my phone.

I already deleted the most tainted

of files.

Is it

lagging?

And what if I message her and I testing?

I mean, I have deleted it because actual

file was on my phone. I'm gonna repress

one if you can hear me.

Press 1 if you can hear me.

Press 1.

Press 1 if

you can hear me.

Wow, look at that, just fell off a cliff

when Elon tweeted that. Whoosh, down.

They have the rights to examine your

phone. Yeah, I know that. That's why I

deleted everything.

Yeah, well, they won't know about my

secret SD card that I sellotaped to the

6th branch on the cherry tree in

my orchard.

Gonna have SD cards planted in the garden,

dig it up when I'm 80.

Yeah,

well, what are they gonna do? If you just

buy a new phone and then you leave your

old one at home.

I'll probably buy a new phone anyway by

the time Japan's reopened. My Samsung S20—

S10 Plus is getting pretty old.

Come on, Bitcoin, do something. This is

boring.

Oh my God,

bloody boring.

I feel so stupid though. Why did I leave

the bloody SD card there? It was when my

dad died and we, we had to quickly

rush back to England. I wasn't really

thinking straight. I wasn't thinking, oh,

what about my SD card? I was thinking, oh

my God, is my dad going to die?

And it all happened so fast. We got back

to Japan and then like a week later, a

couple of days later, my mum messaged me

saying, Dad's really ill. And like a week

later he was in ICU. And then my sister

was saying we should come home. And then

we got on. I just booked the earliest

flight I could, and we got on the plane 5

a.m. in the morning. It was so depressing

to wake up at like 3 or 4 in the morning,

get ready. It was pitch black dark

outside. Had to get the bus to the airport

again.

Oh my God, what a time.

Oh, it's coming back down again.

Should I put a bit more in? I don't know.

How's it going with Venus? I didn't

message her.

Yet. All those stupid people saying stuff

like, leave her alone, you're just going

to make her more worse depressed.

And then some people were saying Venus

mentioned me, but she said that I'm a

creep. She's one to talk.

There's no point because I can't even go

and meet her anyway. Even if she said,

sure, let's meet, I can't— can't even

She was the one who suggested doing a

collab, but that was 2 years ago. It was

around the time I met Ice Poseidon. We

chatted a little bit. She said She even

said she would come to Osaka to do a

collab. I don't know if she's changed her

mind since then. Maybe.

Check aftermarkets. BNGO is

down. Good thing I sold it today.

Yeah, my BNGO trade was pretty good. I got

a 25% gain and I sold it.

Yeah, sometimes you just have to sell it

and wait for it to drop back down again.

No, it's not enough to recover my losses.

It was a new trade I opened. I opened a

new position on BNGO around £4.90,

and then today it was up about 20-25%,

so I think I got about £150.

Profit, but I need

way more to recover my losses. It's not

Hmm. I think it's kind of ironic that now

Chihiro has a Discord and she's the one

constantly chatting to everyone. The

Discord was the reason behind 80% of our

arguments, and most of the arguments and

the storming out livestreams I did were

because of Discord.

I thought she would be angry with Discord

like I am. You know, I hate Discord. I

wish I deleted it before.

It's just full of malicious people

pretending to be fans. They're just a

bunch of fake fans. That maybe

some of them are actual fans and nice

people, but I would say most of them are

not. Not good people.

I just hope she knows what she's doing and

she doesn't trust any of these people.

One of her nudes was getting shared

around. I don't know what that was. It was

like a month after I left Japan.

There was this picture of her. I don't

know if they were panties or if it was

like a swimsuit, but she was posing in

front of a mirror. I don't know who she

sent that to, or did she just share it

So I don't know if she was chatting to

someone, she thought it was like a real

person, and then they tricked her into

sending it.

But you gotta be careful.

Meow meow. Meow meow.

Meow meow. Maybe she wants to come in.

She's just being silly.

She caught a rabbit yesterday. I didn't

think she was still hunting. I thought she

was too old for hunting. She caught a baby

rabbit and ate its head.

She only eats the head for some reason,

and then she leaves the rest of the body.

Maybe the head's the most nutritional

part. It's got the brains.

Brains full of nutrients.

See, this is what I'm saying. Cats eat raw

meat. Every time I say to someone,

how come you don't give cats raw meat

instead of buying them cat food? And then

bloody people like Mila say stuff like,

no, you can't give cats raw meat,

they'll get sick. What are you talking

about? They're bloody carnivores. Their

entire digestive system is designed to eat

raw meat. They're a carnivore.

That's what they eat. That's their natural

diet, raw meat.

But yeah, maybe the raw meat in

supermarkets isn't fresh, so it's got

bacteria. It might have bacteria,

which is

weird. I get a lot of resistance when I

bring up that suggestion. Why don't we

just feed Cats, raw meat. Why do we give

them this processed stuff?

I'm pretty sure the cat's stomach acid is

strong enough to handle it.

Oh, we're going back up. Oh, we're going

up. I should have bought some just down

there. Ah,

you bastard. I should have bought some

when it was down here.

How much of a gain is that? How do I see

from this bit to this bit?

It went from $49,400.

I only went up a couple hundred dollars.

We're getting sick gains,

sick gains.

Oh, $1.30.

But I guess it's different eating the

whole carcass of an animal compared to

just the meat, because in, in the brain,

in the head, you've got the bones. You

eat— they eat the bones, so it's got the

calcium And then they eat the brains,

which is full of vitamins, and then organs

are full of vitamins. If you just give

them plain pure meat, I don't think it's a

balanced diet because when they'll catch a

mice, they'll eat the entire thing whole.

Yeah, this is Bitcoin BTC.

Little bitty gonna make some money.

See if I can make $20 tonight.

I think if the animal's small enough,

they'll eat the whole bones and skeleton,

the whole thing. I saw her eat a mouse.

She just eats the whole thing. The bones

are like tiny little fragile things for

cats. They're so small.

What's with this USD stuff? Well, I have

$165 initial investment in Bitcoin

and I have currently made, oh, $1.80.

Yes. Wow, my Resident Evil 8 video is

going viral.

It has 14K views now.

$14K for my Resident Evil review.

What's the goal? Um,

I don't know, really.

Just make— I'd be happy with

maybe $20.

Yeah, 14k is good. Look at Hiding in My

Room, my main channel. I barely scratch 14

or 15k now. Even marriage topics

and clickbait don't even get 20k. So for

just a completely random video game review

video, getting 14k is,

is like, wow.

Amazing. People are not interested in my

weird videos anymore, so I gotta find a

new way to get views.

I don't even know what to talk about

anymore. I don't have any ideas for

topics. Apart from like really offensive

stuff that will just piss people off,

like why I don't date fat girls.

The only way I could probably get views is

using shock tactics, but then I just end

up looking like a misogynistic incel or

a racist, and then people just unsub. So

what's the point?

And it makes me look bad. How am I

supposed to get a girlfriend and then she

looks at my channel and all she sees is I

hate fat girls, why women are stupid, and

all that weird stuff? It just makes me

look bad. No girl's gonna message me and

say, let's meet up. It's just like

shooting myself in the foot, and then I

lose subs. It's like lose, lose, lose,

lose, and then gain of a measly

couple thousand views. Wow.

I'd rather try and improve, improve my

image on my channel so at least people

don't keep unsubbing and at least girls

still want to Meet up and message me.

It's just dumb making

like toxic content like that.

Do do do do do do do.

Where oh where? Are we coming down?

Oh, that's a red candle.

That's a red candle. We're coming down.

Do I— why I feel hopeless in life. I feel

like I've already done all those topics.

Look at my Chef Daniel channel. It's just

full of stuff like why I have no

motivation, why my life is going downhill,

why I hate myself. Why I'm a failure.

Why I suck at life.

You need to lower stream quality. I

thought it was low.

How do I see it?

Why doesn't it show? Yeah, the bitrate's

at 1600. That's pretty low.

Ah, fuck's sake.

I feel like I've already done with those

topics. Look at my Chef Daniel channel.

Okay, press X if you can hear me.

Hmm, maybe I'll lower the bitrate.

Testing.

Twitch is having an issue with this today,

so it's not just me.

Okay,

I think it's improving.

Yeah, my internet's not great, but it

should be able to stream without lagging.

I don't know why we're having problems

today. Where did

my Discord server go? It went in the bin

because it's full of idiots. My upload

speed is like 2 megabytes.

Or was it megabits? A 2 megabit upload

speed.

It's like some people don't realize I live

in the countryside. They keep saying stuff

like, why don't you get Uber? Why don't

you get food delivery? No one delivers

food here. They would have to drive all

the way out here.

Oh, thank you, Frank. Do you feel that

Japan should open their border and let

fully vaccinated people in?

Yeah, I feel like they should just let

everyone in. Look, you're not going to be

able to stop a bloody virus spreading.

It's going to spread. The only way to stop

it spreading is if you actually shut down

the entire world. And you stop people from

leaving their houses and you lock them in,

you're not gonna stop it. It's just

gonna keep mutating faster

than we can bring vaccines out. Just give

up, reopen the world.

Keeping the world shut is causing more

damage than the virus would.

I think we're all dumb.

It's just gonna be like flu, isn't it?

In the winter it gets worse and then

people have to take the vaccine.

Hopefully next year things are a bit more

normal. I feel like this year was just

gonna be a waste. This year is just gonna

be like a wasted year for most people.

Just focus on yourself at home, just study

something, I don't know.

Am I going to London next week?

Well, hopefully, but this girl hasn't

replied to me, so I don't know if she's

actually serious. I messaged her 4 days

ago and she still hasn't replied.

Just feels very fishy.

She said end of May.

Well, we're still not even near end of

May, so still like a few weeks, 2 weeks

away. She takes a long time

to reply. She takes like a week.

Why? I just don't get it. There's no way

you can be so busy that it takes a week

plus to reply. There's definitely

something going on.

Bitcoin's coming back down.

Bitcoin.

Oh no.

Probably upset about you talking about

meeting other girls. Well, if she showed

more— if she gave me more confidence in

her, she could lock me in if

I felt like she was serious about me, and

then I wouldn't be considering meeting

other girls.

If I felt like she, she was really serious

about me, then I'd like it.

I'd like that.

Put on some music. Hmm, not sure

what kind of music.

Let me find it. I'm a bit scared opening

this. Hopefully there's not porn.

No, there's no porn. nopornoyoutube.com.

I make videos on YouTube.

Stupid triggered people. I left a comment

on Venus's new video and then people were

like, leave Venus alone, not you,

Daniel.

Trying to cockblock me.

I hate all these little pop-up tabs.

I can't click on the search bar because

this stupid blue pop-up tab says, to get

back here quickly, install YouTube by

clicking the install button. Fuck off. I

can't get rid of it. Like bloody Casey.

Stuck with him for the rest of my life.

But how do I play it on loop? It'll just

play for a few minutes.

Why can't I hear it?

What? Why is there no sound?

Ah, Google Chrome's not playing sound.

It's not muted, the volume's up.

Huh,

what if I just played it on my phone?

But the audio might not be great. How's

that?

Is 100 viewers considered good on Twitch?

No, it's utter pants.

100 is rubbish.

People get like 1,000 viewers just for

sitting in a hot tub. I don't know, it

depends. I've only got 5K followers. I saw

Gary the Producer, he's got 20K followers

and he gets maybe 500 or 600 viewers.

I can't get partnered because bloody

Twitch keeps rejecting my application.

They rejected me again.

Even though I meet the requirements, they

just keep saying, we don't think your

content is suitable.

Yeah, well, suck my dick.

I don't need partnership. Also, if you

become a partner on Twitch, it means you

can't stream on YouTube. They've got like

this dumb rule, you're not allowed to

stream on other platforms.

It's kind of distracting. I can't

concentrate on talking when there's music.

To get more viewers, you kind of need

Twitch friends to help you because they'll

raid your stream or they'll host your

stream when they're offline. But I don't

have any Twitch friends.

Imagine I got partnered and then I did a

YouTube stream and the next day I got

banned on Twitch. That'd be so stupid.

The thing is, I don't really have you

know, action-packed content, but then most

streams on Twitch are just someone sitting

in front of a computer talking to the

chat. This is quite impressive what Ice

managed to achieve. He was like the top of

Does Boogie even still stream? I feel like

he just vanished. Didn't he get arrested?

Yeah, I remember Tico-san was saying,

um, he gets more viewers when he streams

outside, but then when he goes outside,

he ends up spending all his money buying

drinks and snacks and stuff, so he prefers

streaming inside and just chatting. Yeah,

I feel the same. When I used to stream

outside in Japan, I ended up going into

convenience stores buying beers. Remember

that time they had like a beer, a special

beer? I don't know if it's a festival.

It was like they set up special tables and

they had a beer store, store at the

train station in Osaka. And I managed

to order myself a beer. I felt so nervous.

Then I felt so proud I managed to order

myself a beer. While streaming, and I just

stood there. It was really weird. You just

stand there at the table in a train

station drinking beer.

I want to do more video game reviews. My

Resident Evil 8 video is doing well. I

reckon it'll get like 40K views over time.

It's like the Bitcoin chart thing's not

moving.

Yeah, I feel a bit sad for Boogie. He's

like turning into another Onision. I

really don't want to become like that.

I'm just really trying to prepare myself

mentally for the eventual death of my

channel. It's just so depressing when you

go from being famous and everyone loves

you, and then your channel dies, and then

everyone just hates you or forgets about

you. It's— bloody

Siri, I need to turn that off. Go away,

Siri. Okay. I didn't even

say her name. What did I say that

triggered it? I said it's the most

depressing feeling going from being a

popular channel and then no one cares

anymore. Some people just don't take it

well, like Onision just starts screaming

and stripping off like he completely lost

it.

I think my views are still okay. I'm still

getting like between 15K, 20K views,

but anything under 10K is just really bad.

But it's a struggle. The only topic

that I can offer that people still care

about is the bloody marriage. I'm sick and

tired of talking about the marriage and

the divorce. I don't want to make stuff

about that anymore.

Oh, we just had a big green candle. Oh,

oh, we're going up.

We're going up in the world. Look at that

big fat green Come on, I didn't

even make $2 yet. Oh God, I made $2— not

even $2 in 1 hour.

Because you delete low-view videos. Yeah,

I delete them because it's a failure,

makes my channel look bad.

I don't want bloody sub-10K views on my

Even Chef Daniel gets more views now. I

can't rely on my quirky personality

anymore. I feel like that was a gimmick.

The gimmick has been milked.

And my way of life has kind of been

normalized now because of the lockdown.

Before lockdown, yeah, it was weird. You

know, I never left the house. I never went

to get a job. But now it's like everyone's

living like this. It's not really unique.

Yeah, I sometimes think of just starting a

new channel with the people who are left

and then just letting Hiding in My Room

just die. Just leave it there to gather

revenue from the old videos. And then just

start a new channel and then say, come sub

to my new channel, and then maybe I get

10k subs or 5k subs. And then getting

10k views would be good because I've got

10k subs. It's like a— you gotta trick

your brain into feeling good so

you feel motivated to do it. It's all like

psychology stuff.

I get a dopamine rush when I upload a

video and it gets a 1 out of 10 and it

gets like 15-20k views. I'm like, wow,

this feels good. I upload a video and it

flops and gets 8k views, I feel like shit.

But if I make a new channel and upload my

new video and boom, gets 10k views, I'm

like, wow, everyone's watching. This is

great. My channel's not dead. I might do

that, fresh new start. Plus it might have

more chances going viral

again since it's a fresh new channel.

But then I don't know what the channel

would be about. Would it just be like the

same content that everyone's bored of

already? If I had like a brand new idea Or

a theme, then yeah, that's a good idea.

But I don't— I could make like a fish tank

channel. Daniel's Fishy Adventures. We got

Jimbo and Jenny.

I could make a stock trading channel and

it's just me streaming like this. So on

the surface it looks like we're doing

stocks and crypto, but really I'm just

chatting about my life like I usually do.

We're not really talking about crypto,

but then people join it and they're like,

the hell, why is he talking about his

ex-girlfriend? I thought this is a crypto

stream.

I need to pee.

Okay, be right back.

Hubba-doo shabba-dee.

But getting a channel monetized is such a

pain in the backside. First you need 1,000

subs, that's the easy part, and then you

need 4,000 hours of watch time. That's not

so easy unless you've got a lot of

viewers. Took me ages.

I had to do so much streaming on Chef

Daniel to get 4,000 hours. You just have

to sit there streaming all day long to

rack up the hours.

Let me check. So for example,

um, my last livestream on my channel got

2,000 hours. Wait, how many hours do you

need? How many watch time hours need

monetize YouTube channel?

4,000! Wow, I got 2,000 hours just from

that livestream. I literally have to do

just 2 livestreams like that. Actually,

it might be pretty easy getting a 3rd

monetized channel.

That'd be pretty good. What can I make the

channel about? It could be about stocks,

and then I just talk about stocks, and

then the people— only the people who are

interested in stocks would come over to

it. But there's probably not that

many people. I need more people to build

up the hours. I don't know,

I need to trick the normal viewers to come

over to give me watch time.

You could just watch the stream and leave

it on and not actually watch it. That

would help me, give me hours.

I guess I could just do it on Chef Daniel,

all this random stuff.

You're not even interested in stocks.

Yes, I am. What do you mean? I've been

trading stocks all week.

I bought some of these massive dips this

week. I took a bit out, sold a bit today

because it rallied. Hopefully next week

we're going to see some green. This week

was so bad. Unfortunately, I didn't have

enough money to to sink into the dips. I

just had a little bit, a couple thousand.

I really need more money waiting on the

sidelines for the next time.

I wish I had like 5,000 to buy this week's

dips.

Reinvent yourself. Yeah, that's what you

have to do. You have— you can't keep doing

the same stuff over and over again

expecting it to grow.

What's your ideal plan for going back to

Japan? Well, I want to hype up some

Japanese girl, even if it's fake, but I

probably don't have to fake it. I'll

probably just get some Tinder dates

and then try and hype one of them up.

Let's call her my new girlfriend and then

kind of make this epic adventure to Japan

kind of Series.

Do life in Japan apartment tour.