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Stress Testing Helldivers 2's Most EXPLOSIVE Crossbow - INSANE DAMAGE!
2024-05-23 · 8 min
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Hello, welcome back to a new video. So
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0:00–0:02 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_0today we're going to be looking at the CB9
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0:03–0:05 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_1Exploding Crossbow, the only explosive
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0:05–0:09 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_2crossbow in the game. I'm going to be
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0:10–0:11 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_3stress testing it against a variety of
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0:11–0:14 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_4different weapons and see if it's any
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0:14–0:15 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_5good. So there's quite a few explosive
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0:15–0:17 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_6weapons in the game now. I don't know why
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0:18–0:19 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_7the icon disappeared. Oh, there it is.
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0:19–0:21 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_8We've got the JAR-5 Dominator, the first
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0:21–0:23 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_9one, and then the new one Eruptor, and
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0:23–0:25 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_10then latest one the Exploding Crossbow
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0:25–0:27 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_11with an amazing 420 damage with
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0:27–0:31 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_12very low recoil, 5 capacity.
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0:31–0:35 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_13I'm most interested in comparing it to the
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0:36–0:37 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_14Eruptor. So the Eruptor is a single-shot
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0:38–0:40 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_15bolt-action reload firing 420
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0:41–0:44 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_16damage explosive rounds, medium armor
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0:44–0:46 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_17penetrating. The CB9 Exploding Crossbow
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0:47–0:50 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_18doesn't have armor penetration, so we're
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0:51–0:53 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_19gonna see if it's any good or how it's
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0:53–0:55 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_20better than the Eruptor. If it is. And
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0:56–0:58 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_21like always, you can find it on the
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0:58–1:00 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_22Warbond Democratic Cadet donation on the
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1:00–1:03 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_23final page for 80 medals. Doesn't take too
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1:03–1:06 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_24long to get. Okay, dropping down into the
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1:06–1:10 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_25combat zone, and we can instantly see—
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1:11–1:12 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_26yeah, it looks like a tiny little
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1:13–1:14 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_27crossbow. It's got a yellow reticle.
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1:14–1:17 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_28We've got no modes, just semi, and this
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1:18–1:21 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_29is what it looks like when you shoot it.
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1:21–1:23 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_30Looks kind of pathetic, to be honest. The
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1:26–1:29 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_31explosion is very tiny.
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1:29–1:31 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_32It's not very rapid-fire because you got
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1:34–1:35 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_33to wait for it to restring itself.
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1:36–1:38 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_34Oh, it's empty already.
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1:42–1:44 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_35Okay, let's find something to shoot
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1:44–1:47 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_36at, see if it's any good. Can I shoot it
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1:48–1:49 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_37It kind of volleys downwards at an angle,
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1:54–1:57 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_38which is cool. Hmm, I'm gonna wait for
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1:58–2:00 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_39those enemies to get a bit closer before I
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2:01–2:02 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_40take potshots at it.
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2:03–2:04 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_41That turret just got wrecked.
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2:08–2:09 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_42Still nothing to shoot at. About over
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2:14–2:18 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_43there. I hit something.
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2:18–2:21 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_44No one's coming to play. Okay, okay, so we
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2:28–2:31 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_45got a little guy. They get killed in one
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2:31–2:34 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_46shot. One shot. Oh, what about this guy?
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2:34–2:37 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_47I'm out of ammo. It runs out of ammo so
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2:37–2:39 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_48quickly.
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2:39–2:40 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_49Missed. Headshot. So it one-shots with
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2:43–2:46 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_50a headshot. The explosive AoE is not that
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2:47–2:50 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_51big. It's kind of hard to hit things too
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2:51–2:55 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_52because the bolt is so tiny.
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2:55–2:57 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_53I don't even know if I'm hitting it. I
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3:00–3:02 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_54don't think I am hitting it.
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3:03–3:04 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_55Oh, I blew that one up. Oh my
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3:08–3:11 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_56god, it's a freaking Hulk, obviously.
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3:11–3:14 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_57Oh, the range on that flamethrower is
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3:15–3:17 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_58insane. Yeah, well, I got some
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3:17–3:21 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_59fire too. How did I flame myself? What?
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3:21–3:24 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_60Okay, dropping in again. The nice thing
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3:25–3:28 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_61about it is I don't have to cool the
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3:28–3:30 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_62weapon down, you just start off with it.
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3:30–3:33 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_63Not really impressed with it too much so
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3:34–3:36 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_64far. There's either no enemies or a
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3:37–3:40 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_65bazillion enemies all at once. Try out
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3:41–3:43 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_66this small guy here. It's rubbish.
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3:44–3:46 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_67Look, you've got to get
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3:47–3:51 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_68a direct hit for it to actually do
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3:51–3:52 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_69anything, and it's not rapid-fire,
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3:52–3:56 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_70so you can't spray it. I prefer the
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3:57–4:00 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_71Senator pistol.
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4:00–4:01 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_72Is this thing blowing up or what?
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4:09–4:10 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_73Yeah, okay, yeah.
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4:12–4:16 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_74So the bolts have very small body to
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4:16–4:21 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_75hit the enemies with. The explosive thing
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4:21–4:24 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_76is not very impressive. Compared to
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4:24–4:28 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_77the Eruptor. Can you blow yourself up with
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4:28–4:31 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_78it? Yeah, you can.
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4:32–4:35 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_79I don't really know what this gun is good
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4:36–4:38 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_80for, what kind of situation. Definitely
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4:38–4:40 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_81not for crowd control. Can't spray this,
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4:41–4:43 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_82the AoE is too weak. Maybe for single
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4:44–4:46 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_83target enemies like this guy, maybe.
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4:47–4:50 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_84Took 2 hits already. It's 3.
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4:54–4:57 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_85It needs reloading so many times.
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4:59–5:01 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_86I've hit that thing 3 times now. There, 4
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5:11–5:14 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_87times. I think it's dead. 4 shots.
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5:14–5:17 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_88Not very impressive, to be honest.
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5:19–5:22 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_89That was pretty cool. Maybe against
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5:26–5:29 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_90Terminids is a bit better.
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5:29–5:30 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_91Okay, let's see if it's any better against
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5:33–5:36 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_92the Terminidos. Oh my god, I hate this
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5:36–5:39 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_93map. I can't see anything. For God's
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5:40–5:43 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_94sake. Why do they insist on making these
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5:44–5:46 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_95stupid maps that are just no fun to play?
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5:47–5:50 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_96Okay, first victim. 1,
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5:51–5:53 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_972, 3.
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5:54–5:57 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_98Oh my god, 4. This gun sucks.
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5:58–6:01 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_99It's already empty. 4 shots and didn't
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6:01–6:04 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_100even kill it, and this is supposed to be
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6:05–6:07 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_101doing 420 damage. There, 5 shots.
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6:07–6:10 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_102I killed like 5 of these little guys.
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6:11–6:13 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_103Maybe it's better at blowing up little
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6:14–6:15 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_104guys more than it is taking heavy armored
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6:15–6:18 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_105things down. Well, to be fair, it doesn't
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6:18–6:20 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_106have medium armor penetration, so that's
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6:20–6:22 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_107probably why it took so long.
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6:22–6:25 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_108Oh my god, I'm getting swarmed. It's not
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6:28–6:30 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_109very good when you get swarmed. Okay,
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6:31–6:34 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_110let's see what it can do against one of
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6:34–6:36 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_111these armored guys. Oh, it blew its leg
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6:37–6:38 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_112Can only shoot— fuck, can I shoot that
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6:42–6:43 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_113mushroom? I think they fixed it so
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6:43–6:47 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_114you can't shoot them anymore.
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6:47–6:49 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_115Oh my god, I hate these flying things.
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6:53–6:55 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_116Why do they add flying enemies? The game
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6:55–6:58 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_117was so much better before.
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6:58–6:59 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_118They're so annoying. There,
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7:02–7:05 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_119I got one.
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7:05–7:06 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_120Yeah, this gun kind of sucks. Obviously
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7:19–7:22 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_121it's going to bounce off those. I don't
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7:22–7:26 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_122think I'd ever use this gun. At least the
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7:26–7:27 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_123Eruptor actually seems to do Explosive
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7:28–7:30 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_124damage with medium armor penetration,
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7:30–7:32 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_125whereas this one has no penetration,
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7:33–7:35 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_126does less damage— well, it does same
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7:36–7:39 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_127damage.
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7:39–7:39 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_128What is it even good for?
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7:42–7:43 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_129Oh my god, can I blow its bum out? Oh,
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7:48–7:51 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_130you can blow its bum!
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7:51–7:52 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_131Shoot his chest too. Out of ammo.
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7:55–7:59 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_132Come on, reload the damn thing. Jesus
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8:04–8:07 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_133Christ, how slow are you reloading that
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8:07–8:09 · rev_c35fca0fafc5f459ef9a8dba1d18880e_134stupid weapon?
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