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Stress Testing Helldivers 2's Most EXPLOSIVE Crossbow - INSANE DAMAGE!

2024-05-23 · 8 min

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  1. Hello, welcome back to a new video. So

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  2. today we're going to be looking at the CB9

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  3. Exploding Crossbow, the only explosive

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  4. crossbow in the game. I'm going to be

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  5. stress testing it against a variety of

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  6. different weapons and see if it's any

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  7. good. So there's quite a few explosive

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  8. weapons in the game now. I don't know why

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  9. the icon disappeared. Oh, there it is.

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  10. We've got the JAR-5 Dominator, the first

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  11. one, and then the new one Eruptor, and

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  12. then latest one the Exploding Crossbow

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  13. with an amazing 420 damage with

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  14. very low recoil, 5 capacity.

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  15. I'm most interested in comparing it to the

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  16. Eruptor. So the Eruptor is a single-shot

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  17. bolt-action reload firing 420

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  18. damage explosive rounds, medium armor

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  19. penetrating. The CB9 Exploding Crossbow

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  20. doesn't have armor penetration, so we're

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  21. gonna see if it's any good or how it's

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  22. better than the Eruptor. If it is. And

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  23. like always, you can find it on the

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  24. Warbond Democratic Cadet donation on the

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  25. final page for 80 medals. Doesn't take too

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  26. long to get. Okay, dropping down into the

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  27. combat zone, and we can instantly see—

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  28. yeah, it looks like a tiny little

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  29. crossbow. It's got a yellow reticle.

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  30. We've got no modes, just semi, and this

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  31. is what it looks like when you shoot it.

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  32. Looks kind of pathetic, to be honest. The

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  33. explosion is very tiny.

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  34. It's not very rapid-fire because you got

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  35. to wait for it to restring itself.

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  36. Oh, it's empty already.

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  37. Okay, let's find something to shoot

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  38. at, see if it's any good. Can I shoot it

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  39. It kind of volleys downwards at an angle,

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  40. which is cool. Hmm, I'm gonna wait for

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  41. those enemies to get a bit closer before I

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  42. take potshots at it.

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  43. That turret just got wrecked.

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  44. Still nothing to shoot at. About over

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  45. there. I hit something.

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  46. No one's coming to play. Okay, okay, so we

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  47. got a little guy. They get killed in one

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  48. shot. One shot. Oh, what about this guy?

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  49. I'm out of ammo. It runs out of ammo so

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  50. quickly.

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  51. Missed. Headshot. So it one-shots with

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  52. a headshot. The explosive AoE is not that

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  53. big. It's kind of hard to hit things too

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  54. because the bolt is so tiny.

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  55. I don't even know if I'm hitting it. I

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  56. don't think I am hitting it.

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  57. Oh, I blew that one up. Oh my

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  58. god, it's a freaking Hulk, obviously.

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  59. Oh, the range on that flamethrower is

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  60. insane. Yeah, well, I got some

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  61. fire too. How did I flame myself? What?

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  62. Okay, dropping in again. The nice thing

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  63. about it is I don't have to cool the

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  64. weapon down, you just start off with it.

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  65. Not really impressed with it too much so

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  66. far. There's either no enemies or a

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  67. bazillion enemies all at once. Try out

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  68. this small guy here. It's rubbish.

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  69. Look, you've got to get

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  70. a direct hit for it to actually do

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  71. anything, and it's not rapid-fire,

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  72. so you can't spray it. I prefer the

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  73. Senator pistol.

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  74. Is this thing blowing up or what?

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  75. Yeah, okay, yeah.

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  76. So the bolts have very small body to

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  77. hit the enemies with. The explosive thing

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  78. is not very impressive. Compared to

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  79. the Eruptor. Can you blow yourself up with

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  80. it? Yeah, you can.

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  81. I don't really know what this gun is good

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  82. for, what kind of situation. Definitely

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  83. not for crowd control. Can't spray this,

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  84. the AoE is too weak. Maybe for single

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  85. target enemies like this guy, maybe.

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  86. Took 2 hits already. It's 3.

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  87. It needs reloading so many times.

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  88. I've hit that thing 3 times now. There, 4

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  89. times. I think it's dead. 4 shots.

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  90. Not very impressive, to be honest.

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  91. That was pretty cool. Maybe against

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  92. Terminids is a bit better.

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  93. Okay, let's see if it's any better against

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  94. the Terminidos. Oh my god, I hate this

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  95. map. I can't see anything. For God's

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  96. sake. Why do they insist on making these

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  97. stupid maps that are just no fun to play?

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  98. Okay, first victim. 1,

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  99. 2, 3.

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  100. Oh my god, 4. This gun sucks.

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  101. It's already empty. 4 shots and didn't

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  102. even kill it, and this is supposed to be

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  103. doing 420 damage. There, 5 shots.

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  104. I killed like 5 of these little guys.

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  105. Maybe it's better at blowing up little

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  106. guys more than it is taking heavy armored

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  107. things down. Well, to be fair, it doesn't

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  108. have medium armor penetration, so that's

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  109. probably why it took so long.

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  110. Oh my god, I'm getting swarmed. It's not

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  111. very good when you get swarmed. Okay,

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  112. let's see what it can do against one of

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  113. these armored guys. Oh, it blew its leg

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  114. Can only shoot— fuck, can I shoot that

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  115. mushroom? I think they fixed it so

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  116. you can't shoot them anymore.

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  117. Oh my god, I hate these flying things.

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  118. Why do they add flying enemies? The game

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  119. was so much better before.

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  120. They're so annoying. There,

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  121. I got one.

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  122. Yeah, this gun kind of sucks. Obviously

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  123. it's going to bounce off those. I don't

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  124. think I'd ever use this gun. At least the

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  125. Eruptor actually seems to do Explosive

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  126. damage with medium armor penetration,

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  127. whereas this one has no penetration,

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  128. does less damage— well, it does same

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  129. damage.

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  130. What is it even good for?

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  131. Oh my god, can I blow its bum out? Oh,

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  132. you can blow its bum!

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  133. Shoot his chest too. Out of ammo.

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  134. Come on, reload the damn thing. Jesus

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  135. Christ, how slow are you reloading that

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  136. stupid weapon?

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