Eden project - LG G5 vlog

I'm so hungry.

I'm so hungry. Whoa, I look like

Slenderman. Where are those biscuits?

Oh, lots of biscuits.

We have 2 types of coffee, Kenko Smooth

and Kenko Decaf.

This hotel is very generous. It's

currently 4:50 AM in the morning.

I accidentally ate everything.

Oops.

Isn't it daytime yet? It's nearly 7 AM in

the morning and it's still really dark.

It's 7:20 AM. Look how dark it is.

This is crazy. The window

keeps fogging up. This is cold.

It's strange, the room's very warm even

though the heating's off.

I don't know how the room's so warm. The

heating's turned off. There's no heater.

It feels very strange to be here. There's

something mystical about this, about this

village. I don't know if it's a village or

if it's a town. Look out the window.

I don't know if you can see.

It's just kind of like stepping back in

time. It feels so secluded here,

like, like nothing else

matters. The rest of the world doesn't

exist. It's just, just this place in

its magical little fantasy land.

It kind of feels like you can just ignore

everything that's going on in the world.

Just run away here. It kind

of reminds me of Lord of the Rings. You

know, they have the Shire and the whole

world's just going to shit with orcs

invading and evil powers coming back, but

the hobbits are just like, oh, who cares?

Doesn't concern us. We just live in the

Shire. Everything's perfect here. It's

none of our business. But it's like the

hobbits don't realize that If no one does

anything to stop the evil, then the orcs

are just going to invade the Shire and

enslave them all, aren't they? You can't

just bury your head in the sand and

pretend that it doesn't concern you. You

have to do something. Last night I tried

uploading the video for today, or

yesterday, and 5 hours later only 29%

of it uploaded, so I thought Oh, the Wi-Fi

must be too slow here, so I just gave up.

But then I just tried again, and 15

minutes later the whole video finished

uploading.

I don't know why it suddenly just got

really quick in the morning.

Maybe— maybe they slow it down overnight.

Why would they do that?

We're going

for breakfast.

Can I get you

tea or coffee?

Uh, coffee please. I'll grab that for you

now. Okay. Finally, it's daytime.

No, we still haven't left the hotel yet.

Not sure when we're gonna be doing that.

I still need to get all my stuff sorted

out. Look at that mess.

B&B.

We see

sight by the end here.

Eden Project. Show the front.

Go on an exciting personal journey with

our Eden guidebook. £6?

No thanks. Looks so ugly.

Why do we need a sticker to say you paid?

Okay.

Oh, it's like

a big bubble.

They look like gigantic golf balls.

Why is it so

small?

Better not

show this to the Muslim guy, the

Bangladesh guy. What would he say to this?

Meet our ancestors.

This is what we descended from— bacteria.

And then we evolved into more bacteria.

And so on. Seriously, how could you

believe in God when there's all this

information right here that explains where

we came from? Everyone just walks right

past that little diagram, even my family.

I don't even know where they are now. I

read the whole thing, it was so

interesting. I just want to show it to

that Bangladesh guy and see what his

reaction is. He'll just say, oh, that's a

load of rubbish, God created all life,

everyone knows that. Seriously though,

where, where my family? I've lost them.

Why did they just walk off without me? I

don't even know where they are now. Don't

they look behind them and wonder, where's

Daniel? The hell's that? There are people

flying through the sky. So this,

so this is the Eden Project. I've heard of

it, I've seen on TV, but I didn't know it

this was the place we were coming to.

It's nice here, especially this certain

spot, because there are no people here for

some reason. I think, I think they all

went into the big giant bubbles, the

bubble houses. I think it's just like a

massive greenhouse. Apparently it's going

to be pretty hot in there. This place kind

of reminds me of the, um, the mountain

place Back in Taiwan, mainly because of

the presence of mountains. These aren't

really mountains. I think they dug out a

massive hole to build this place in.

Feels a bit like being in Jurassic Park.

It just feels really weird. It's all these

exotic looking plants, strange looking

buildings. This would be the perfect

setting for some kind of apocalyptic movie

where everyone dies. Apart from me,

and I have to escape.

Must be more than millions of pounds,

maybe billions of pounds. We're under the

It's so humid in here, it's horrible.

Reminds me of being back in Taiwan.

Little ants.

If you blow on them, they will start

running around.

This is so

funny for me. Do you know what baka means

in Japanese? Means stupid.

Every leaf has names on them.

Are these Or the names of the people who

died making this place? I don't think so.

Many lives were sacrificed making the

biodome.

It's so hot in here. This reminds me of

being back in Taiwan.

Reminds me why I hated it so much. Did I

already say that earlier?

Let me taste a bit nice or not.

So, rhubarb and vanilla spa,

rhubarb juice,

bioplastic bubbles. See you sometime

later.

If you're in a zombie apocalypse and you

had to choose one, Which one would you

choose? Deadly weapons.

I was thinking of going for this one, but

it looks like it would get stuck in the

skull. I think most of them would,

especially this part with

the cows. The beef part is so cruel. They

don't call the horse part the horse meat

part. Oh look, there's fields.

I think that's the sea over there, that

little blue thing. Yep, that's where all

the water is. So we

left the Eden Project. We're in— I don't

even know where we are now. It's called

the Lost Gardens of Heligan.

It kind of sounds like the Lost Gardens of

Hell to me. I think it's just

like woodlands, like Woodland Park.

We'll see. So we're currently here on the

Hedogen Estate. Here's the Hedogen House.

So I'm guessing the person who owns this

place is called Mr. Hedogen, and we're

just walking around his property— his west

lawn, his east lawn. But the house is

private. We're not allowed to go into his

house, but he's happy to charge us to walk

around his property.

I found that so irritating. I just walk

off. I stopped to take a video of the

stuff around here, and I look up and

they're gone. They didn't even They just

walk so quickly through everything, and

they don't even notice that I'm not behind

them. And then I can't find where they

are. They go straight into the sea.

Yeah.

Wow. I actually didn't know you could fall

in the sea. So tired.

I don't even know where we are anymore.

We left that. Harrigan's Garden Place. It

wasn't very impressive actually, it's a

bit boring. And now we are somewhere in

Cornwall still by the sea.

You can actually see the sea this time.

And something went wrong with the booking.

There was like a mistake and they didn't

have the booking for my room. So what they

did, because they were fully booked in the

hotel, they gave 2 double rooms. No,

they gave the single room to me and the

double room to my sister and her

boyfriend. And my parents, they got

upgraded to, um, the villas, which are

really expensive. So that was

lucky for them, they upgraded them.

I was getting a bit worried I'd have to

sleep on— sleep on the floor or something

in my parents' room. That wouldn't have

been much fun. So I guess I'll just show

you my room quickly. I'm really tired.

I've been up since 5 AM, and when it gets

to around 5 PM, I just feel so tired and

fed up, and I, I just don't

really feel like in the mood to do

anything. But, uh, I might as well just

make it anyway. So this is the room. We

got phone, little desk with a lamp, and

And a mirror. A closet for

putting clothes, I guess. I never use

these when I come to a hotel. I never have

that many clothes that I need a closet. I

just chuck them all on the floor or on the

chair. Doesn't seem to be any chairs.

Well, I got a double bed and TV.

I don't know why they give you a TV. Who

comes on holiday to sit in a hotel to

watch TV? And we got smartphones now, we

don't really need a big old TV set.

Kettle. Um, it's the toilet.

I didn't get a bath, I just got a tiny

shower. I want a bath. I feel spoiled now

after having that bath in the first hotel.

And the view— let's look out the window.

We've got a nice view. Of the sea.

It's quite far away. Look at the sunset.

Oh,

I don't know if this garden area is part

of the hotel. Looks kind of deserted.

Oh, and over there must be the beach. The

beach is quite close.

Sunset. Oh my God, why are they swimming?

They must be freezing. Crazy.

Are they torturing him or something?

Is that the villa? That one? Yeah, it's

just a house. Yeah, looks nice.

Villa just means house.

Reserved Villa 11. There are

only 3 villas, but this one's called Villa

11 for some reason instead of Villa 2.

One of our Terry's tails is in the car

park. There, Daniel, you can have that

2-sink bathroom. So the bedroom is

Downstairs. Our bathroom.

Bathroom.

Maybe you can climb down to the beach.

It's so depressing, this little

patio thing.

You can't even see anything.

Maybe you can climb onto the

beach. See, okay,

cancel Daniel room. This is a house.

The kitchen's upstairs. That's really

weird. A bit coffee.

Why would you need a kitchen when you go

on holiday? It's a cottages, Daniel.

Daniel, this is a cottages for family.

Well, here's the second beach. Right now

the tide's out, so this part's all,

um, beachy. There's not, not much water.

Sea's over there.

Apparently when the tide comes in, it

comes up until I guess where the water

ends. Over there.

Looks nice.

It's there, it's just over

there, that way. Such a long walk

to get to the sea when the tide's out.

Oh, look at the floor,

it's all wet. I guess the tide comes

in every day, doesn't it? I don't really

understand how the sea works.

It's nice here,

be nice for vlogging. Not too many people,

spacious, quiet.

Where you going? Where you going,

cow dog? I don't understand why some dogs

look like cows.

Look at all

the patterns in the floor.

I don't know if

I want to stand in this.

They look really ancient. I wonder if you

pull it off, does it kill it? Probably

shouldn't pull it off. Don't be mean. I

don't think you could actually pull it

off. Maybe it's really strong. Let's go in

the cave.

Oh shit, there's water in there!

Yeah, there's water inside.

I nearly stepped— oh, I did step into it.

That's probably the only one who Feels

like we're in some kind of pirate movie.

It's so scenic.

The sky looks so nice.

The sky is going to look so epic in a few

minutes. Just so, so many Photo

opportunities.

It's like a movie scene

from Castaway.

Like, the next 5 minutes of the video are

just going to be sunsets and the sea.

I think we have to go. The tide's coming

in. The waves coming really quickly. They

look quite far away, but then it just like

creeps in closer and closer,

and the speed is pretty fast. I think

we're gonna have to leave soon. The tide's

coming in. It's kind of scary just

watching them rolling. They're just

I think tomorrow this whole area is going

to be underwater behind me unless it goes

back out again at night. I don't know.