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please STOP leaking my noods
2019-06-24 · 12 min
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Sorry, but it's not going to be a very
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0:05–0:07 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_0fun, happy video. I'm gonna have a bit of
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0:08–0:10 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_1a rant. I didn't really want to have to
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0:10–0:12 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_2make this video because there's these
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0:13–0:16 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_3idiots outside banging all day because
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0:16–0:19 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_4they're taking down scaffolding from a
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0:19–0:20 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_5building, and it's driving me crazy.
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0:20–0:23 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_6Just gonna try and power through, try not
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0:26–0:28 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_7to pay attention to the bloody
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0:28–0:29 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_8construction site that's going on outside.
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0:29–0:32 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_9Okay, so this video, um, uh,
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0:33–0:35 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_10what was I saying? Yeah, if you have my
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0:37–0:40 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_11self-serial videos or my DPs,
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0:40–0:43 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_12I do not give you permission to show them
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0:44–0:46 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_13to other people or to share them or to
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0:46–0:48 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_14upload them onto other websites like
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0:48–0:50 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_15subreddits or adult video sharing
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0:50–0:54 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_16websites. I gave them to you. I,
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0:54–0:57 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_17I either sold them to you or I sent them
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0:58–1:00 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_18to you in confidence that you would not
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1:01–1:03 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_19share them with other people or show them
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1:04–1:05 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_20to other people. I trusted you and I
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1:06–1:08 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_21thought you were trustworthy. That's why I
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1:09–1:10 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_22sent them to you in the first place. You
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1:11–1:13 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_23might be wondering, why do certain people
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1:14–1:16 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_24have my self-serial videos? Why do they
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1:17–1:19 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_25have my DPs? Well, basically, 2 years ago,
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1:19–1:23 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_26maybe early last year when my channel was
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1:23–1:25 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_27much smaller and I wasn't making a huge
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1:25–1:27 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_28amount of money from my channel, I was a
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1:27–1:30 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_29little bit desperate for money. I'm not
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1:30–1:31 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_30gonna lie. And I had a few ways to
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1:32–1:34 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_31generate some side cash, some side income.
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1:35–1:37 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_32And one of those ways of generating side
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1:37–1:40 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_33income was, well, I used to sell pictures
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1:40–1:43 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_34of my gentleman's area to gay guys. And
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1:43–1:46 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_35guys who were interested in me. A few of
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1:46–1:49 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_36these guys who used to watch my channel
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1:49–1:50 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_37messaged me on Instagram back then saying
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1:51–1:53 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_38that they felt attracted to me, they liked
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1:53–1:56 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_39my physical appearance, and they wanted to
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1:56–1:59 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_40see what I had down below. And I said
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1:59–2:03 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_41no because I'm not into guys, I'm not
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2:03–2:05 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_42interested in guys in that way, and I have
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2:06–2:08 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_43a rule of not sending DPs or intimate
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2:09–2:10 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_44pictures to guys because, you know, I'm
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2:11–2:13 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_45not interested in doing that. So I said
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2:13–2:16 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_46no, and they said they were quite, quite
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2:16–2:19 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_47disappointed, and they offered me money in
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2:20–2:22 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_48exchange for those pictures. And I
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2:23–2:24 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_49thought, well, I could do with some extra
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2:25–2:28 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_50money, and I don't really mind if they see
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2:28–2:31 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_51my gentleman's area. It doesn't really
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2:31–2:33 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_52bother me. I'd show you my gentleman's
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2:33–2:35 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_53area right now, but I'd get banned on
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2:35–2:37 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_54YouTube, so I will not do that. I don't
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2:38–2:41 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_55really care. It's just a piece of skin,
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2:42–2:42 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_56it's a piece of flesh. I don't really feel
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2:42–2:44 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_57embarrassed if people see my Daniel Jr.
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2:44–2:47 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_58Now, quite a few people have probably got
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2:47–2:51 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_59my self-serial videos and DPs, and that's
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2:52–2:54 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_60because, well, I was— number one, I was
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2:55–2:57 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_61flirting with a lot of fangirls. Number
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2:57–3:00 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_62two, there was probably a lot of weird
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3:00–3:01 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_63guys pretending to be girls trying to
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3:02–3:03 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_64catfish me. And number three, there's
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3:04–3:05 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_65probably a lot of gay guys who I
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3:06–3:07 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_66voluntarily sold pictures to. So there's
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3:07–3:10 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_67quite a lot of people out there who have
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3:11–3:12 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_68seen my gentleman's area, but there's one
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3:12–3:15 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_69guy, one sicko who's a bit nuts,
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3:15–3:18 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_70who has decided to take it upon himself to
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3:19–3:22 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_71share these pictures on subreddits
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3:22–3:25 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_72and various adult video uploading websites
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3:26–3:28 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_73without my permission. And I actually got
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3:29–3:32 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_74a message from— I think it's this guy, it
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3:33–3:34 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_75could be a different guy, but I'm pretty
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3:35–3:35 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_76sure it's this guy. I got I got a message
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3:36–3:37 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_77from this guy on Twitter, and I'm gonna
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3:37–3:39 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_78show you the message now. So this is the
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3:40–3:43 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_79message the guy sent to me in April 2019.
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3:43–3:46 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_80Hi Daniel, I had a question. Would I be
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3:47–3:48 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_81able to upload a video you once sent me of
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3:49–3:51 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_82you jaying off to a streamable online
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3:51–3:53 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_83archive that someone made— someone on
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3:53–3:56 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_84Reddit made? I think it would be so hot
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3:56–3:58 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_85because I love the video and the thought
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3:58–4:00 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_86of more people seeing it turns me on. So
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4:00–4:02 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_87this guy is a bit of a weirdo. The thought
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4:03–4:05 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_88of more people seeing it turns him on.
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4:05–4:08 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_89Why? And the answer is no, I do not give
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4:09–4:12 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_90you permission to upload my videos or my
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4:12–4:14 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_91pictures anywhere. Like, the video turns
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4:14–4:17 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_92me on so much I've jayed off to it
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4:17–4:19 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_93probably like 30 times or so, lol. I'm the
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4:19–4:22 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_94same age as you, by the way. And then I
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4:23–4:25 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_95ignored him, and then 5 days later he sent
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4:25–4:27 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_96me a question mark, and then he continues
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4:28–4:30 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_97to say Instead of adding it to an archive,
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4:30–4:32 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_98could I add it to pHub or xTube?
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4:32–4:34 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_99And I never replied to him because I
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4:36–4:37 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_100thought it'd be a waste of time. I thought
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4:37–4:39 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_101if he really wanted to upload them, then
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4:39–4:41 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_102he would just upload them anyway without
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4:42–4:44 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_103my permission. Also, I don't know if this
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4:44–4:46 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_104is actually a guy. There's nothing in
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4:47–4:48 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_105these messages to show that this is a guy.
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4:48–4:51 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_106Could, could be a girl, but I really don't
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4:51–4:53 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_107think it was a girl. I don't think girls
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4:54–4:55 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_108do weird creepy stuff like this. I'm just
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4:55–4:58 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_109gonna assume that it is a guy. So this
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4:58–5:01 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_110girl or guy or whatever he is actually
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5:02–5:04 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_111posted pics of my DPs that I sent to him
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5:04–5:07 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_112on some kind of subreddit, showing
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5:07–5:10 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_113everyone the pictures that I sent him.
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5:10–5:13 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_114And he claims in his post— he said in his
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5:13–5:16 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_115post that since I didn't reply to him,
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5:16–5:18 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_116that must mean that I give him permission
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5:19–5:21 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_117to share my pics on the internet. Which is
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5:21–5:24 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_118a complete load of rubbish. Just because I
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5:25–5:26 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_119didn't respond to his message on Twitter
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5:26–5:28 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_120doesn't mean that I gave him permission.
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5:28–5:30 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_121It just means that I didn't reply to him.
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5:30–5:33 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_122If someone doesn't reply to you, it
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5:33–5:34 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_123doesn't mean that they've given you
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5:35–5:36 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_124permission to whatever you've requested
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5:37–5:38 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_125from them. It just means that they didn't
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5:38–5:41 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_126want to waste time replying to some weirdo
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5:41–5:43 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_127on the internet. And I did not give you
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5:43–5:45 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_128permission to share my pictures, and I
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5:45–5:49 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_129don't want anyone uploading pictures,
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5:49–5:50 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_130private pictures of me, that I've shared
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5:51–5:53 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_131with you in confidence on the internet. I
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5:53–5:57 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_132don't want those intimate pictures of me
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5:57–5:59 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_133circulating around on various websites,
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6:00–6:02 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_134and it's not because I'm embarrassed.
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6:02–6:03 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_135It's like I said before, I don't really
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6:04–6:05 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_136care if people see my Daniel Jr. I'm not
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6:06–6:08 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_137ashamed of it. It's a nicely sized— um,
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6:09–6:12 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_138the reason why I don't really want
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6:15–6:17 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_139pictures of myself publicly viewable,
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6:17–6:20 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_140visible on the internet, is because I feel
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6:20–6:22 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_141a little bit awkward. I'm a bit worried
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6:23–6:24 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_142that someone might send it to my family
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6:25–6:26 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_143members. I don't really want my family
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6:27–6:28 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_144members, my mum for example, I don't want
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6:28–6:30 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_145my mum seeing those kind of pictures of
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6:31–6:33 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_146me, even though she's probably seen it
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6:33–6:35 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_147before when I was a baby, when I was a
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6:35–6:37 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_148young child. I don't feel comfortable with
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6:37–6:39 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_149my own mother seeing that part of my
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6:39–6:43 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_150body. And I think that's quite
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6:43–6:45 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_151understandable. I can't believe I actually
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6:45–6:48 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_152have to explain this to people. I thought
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6:48–6:49 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_153if I just ignored his messages that he
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6:50–6:52 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_154would use his common sense and think to
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6:52–6:55 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_155himself, oh, Daniel didn't reply to me,
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6:56–6:57 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_156maybe I shouldn't upload his private
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6:57–7:01 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_157intimate pictures that he sent to me in
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7:01–7:03 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_158confidence on various websites. Maybe I
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7:03–7:06 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_159shouldn't just assume that he's giving me
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7:06–7:08 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_160permission. Maybe I shouldn't just assume
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7:08–7:10 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_161that this is what he would want. I don't
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7:10–7:12 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_162understand how some people can be so, so
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7:12–7:15 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_163stupid. So in conclusion, if you have
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7:15–7:18 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_164pictures of my gentleman's area, please do
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7:19–7:22 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_165not upload them anywhere. Please don't
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7:22–7:24 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_166share them with other people, and I do not
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7:24–7:26 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_167give anyone permission to, to circulate
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7:27–7:30 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_168my, my gentleman's area pictures. Sorry
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7:31–7:34 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_169this video was a bit of a depressing,
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7:34–7:36 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_170negative video. Sorry I was so grumpy.
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7:36–7:37 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_171But, uh, it's just one of those days, you
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7:38–7:41 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_172Pizza time!
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7:45–7:47 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_173Pizza time!
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7:48–7:51 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_174It's been a while since I made a pizza.
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7:52–7:54 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_175Last time I made one, I think it was last
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7:56–7:59 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_176year in the old apartment.
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8:00–8:01 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_177And then you get your naan bread. Which
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8:05–8:08 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_178kind of looks like a baby's diaper,
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8:08–8:11 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_179doesn't it? And then you get
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8:11–8:14 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_180your naan bread. Now the first stage is
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8:15–8:17 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_181pizza sauce. Ouch! Fucking hell,
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8:17–8:20 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_182I'm really hurt.
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8:21–8:24 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_183Ow! The stupid plastic on the lid
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8:25–8:28 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_184poked underneath my fingernail.
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8:28–8:31 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_185That was really painful.
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8:32–8:33 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_186And then you just put some tomato pizza
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8:37–8:40 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_187sauce like this. Looks like a period
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8:40–8:45 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_188pad now, doesn't it? And then just spread
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8:45–8:47 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_189the pizza sauce around a little bit.
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8:48–8:51 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_190And you want to slice your peppers like
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8:53–8:57 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_191this. You can eat the end bit because it's
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8:57–8:58 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_192weirdly shaped.
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8:59–8:59 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_193Wait, do I put the cheese on top of the
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9:16–9:19 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_194tomato? Oh no, I forgot to put the cheese
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9:20–9:22 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_195on. Okay, take everything off.
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9:22–9:26 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_196Take it. We start again. We need to put
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9:27–9:29 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_197Then we put the toppings back on.
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9:38–9:40 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_198Bacon. Okay, so close the door
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9:49–9:54 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_199and turn it on to about How
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9:56–9:59 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_200about 10 minutes? 10 minutes should be
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9:59–10:02 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_201long enough.
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10:02–10:03 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_202Oh look, my pizza's ready! Doesn't it look
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10:11–10:13 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_203First we'll test out the crispiness of the
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10:20–10:22 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_204crust. That sounds pretty crispy.
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10:22–10:25 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_205Going for a close-up. Look at that,
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10:43–10:45 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_206that's a nice-looking pizza.
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10:47–10:49 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_207Mm,
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10:59–11:00 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_208oh,
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11:02–11:02 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_209you can taste the peppers and the
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11:07–11:09 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_210mushrooms straight away.
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11:09–11:10 · rev_0cbc004899fc27aaaa9e8dc420aff8da_211Oh wow, that's very nice.
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