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please STOP leaking my noods

2019-06-24 · 12 min

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  1. Sorry, but it's not going to be a very

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  2. fun, happy video. I'm gonna have a bit of

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  3. a rant. I didn't really want to have to

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  4. make this video because there's these

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  5. idiots outside banging all day because

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  6. they're taking down scaffolding from a

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  7. building, and it's driving me crazy.

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  8. Just gonna try and power through, try not

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  9. to pay attention to the bloody

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  10. construction site that's going on outside.

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  11. Okay, so this video, um, uh,

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  12. what was I saying? Yeah, if you have my

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  13. self-serial videos or my DPs,

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  14. I do not give you permission to show them

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  15. to other people or to share them or to

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  16. upload them onto other websites like

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  17. subreddits or adult video sharing

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  18. websites. I gave them to you. I,

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  19. I either sold them to you or I sent them

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  20. to you in confidence that you would not

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  21. share them with other people or show them

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  22. to other people. I trusted you and I

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  23. thought you were trustworthy. That's why I

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  24. sent them to you in the first place. You

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  25. might be wondering, why do certain people

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  26. have my self-serial videos? Why do they

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  27. have my DPs? Well, basically, 2 years ago,

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  28. maybe early last year when my channel was

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  29. much smaller and I wasn't making a huge

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  30. amount of money from my channel, I was a

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  31. little bit desperate for money. I'm not

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  32. gonna lie. And I had a few ways to

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  33. generate some side cash, some side income.

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  34. And one of those ways of generating side

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  35. income was, well, I used to sell pictures

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  36. of my gentleman's area to gay guys. And

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  37. guys who were interested in me. A few of

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  38. these guys who used to watch my channel

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  39. messaged me on Instagram back then saying

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  40. that they felt attracted to me, they liked

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  41. my physical appearance, and they wanted to

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  42. see what I had down below. And I said

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  43. no because I'm not into guys, I'm not

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  44. interested in guys in that way, and I have

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  45. a rule of not sending DPs or intimate

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  46. pictures to guys because, you know, I'm

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  47. not interested in doing that. So I said

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  48. no, and they said they were quite, quite

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  49. disappointed, and they offered me money in

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  50. exchange for those pictures. And I

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  51. thought, well, I could do with some extra

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  52. money, and I don't really mind if they see

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  53. my gentleman's area. It doesn't really

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  54. bother me. I'd show you my gentleman's

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  55. area right now, but I'd get banned on

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  56. YouTube, so I will not do that. I don't

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  57. really care. It's just a piece of skin,

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  58. it's a piece of flesh. I don't really feel

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  59. embarrassed if people see my Daniel Jr.

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  60. Now, quite a few people have probably got

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  61. my self-serial videos and DPs, and that's

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  62. because, well, I was— number one, I was

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  63. flirting with a lot of fangirls. Number

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  64. two, there was probably a lot of weird

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  65. guys pretending to be girls trying to

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  66. catfish me. And number three, there's

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  67. probably a lot of gay guys who I

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  68. voluntarily sold pictures to. So there's

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  69. quite a lot of people out there who have

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  70. seen my gentleman's area, but there's one

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  71. guy, one sicko who's a bit nuts,

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  72. who has decided to take it upon himself to

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  73. share these pictures on subreddits

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  74. and various adult video uploading websites

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  75. without my permission. And I actually got

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  76. a message from— I think it's this guy, it

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  77. could be a different guy, but I'm pretty

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  78. sure it's this guy. I got I got a message

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  79. from this guy on Twitter, and I'm gonna

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  80. show you the message now. So this is the

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  81. message the guy sent to me in April 2019.

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  82. Hi Daniel, I had a question. Would I be

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  83. able to upload a video you once sent me of

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  84. you jaying off to a streamable online

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  85. archive that someone made— someone on

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  86. Reddit made? I think it would be so hot

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  87. because I love the video and the thought

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  88. of more people seeing it turns me on. So

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  89. this guy is a bit of a weirdo. The thought

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  90. of more people seeing it turns him on.

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  91. Why? And the answer is no, I do not give

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  92. you permission to upload my videos or my

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  93. pictures anywhere. Like, the video turns

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  94. me on so much I've jayed off to it

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  95. probably like 30 times or so, lol. I'm the

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  96. same age as you, by the way. And then I

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  97. ignored him, and then 5 days later he sent

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  98. me a question mark, and then he continues

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  99. to say Instead of adding it to an archive,

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  100. could I add it to pHub or xTube?

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  101. And I never replied to him because I

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  102. thought it'd be a waste of time. I thought

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  103. if he really wanted to upload them, then

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  104. he would just upload them anyway without

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  105. my permission. Also, I don't know if this

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  106. is actually a guy. There's nothing in

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  107. these messages to show that this is a guy.

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  108. Could, could be a girl, but I really don't

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  109. think it was a girl. I don't think girls

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  110. do weird creepy stuff like this. I'm just

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  111. gonna assume that it is a guy. So this

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  112. girl or guy or whatever he is actually

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  113. posted pics of my DPs that I sent to him

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  114. on some kind of subreddit, showing

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  115. everyone the pictures that I sent him.

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  116. And he claims in his post— he said in his

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  117. post that since I didn't reply to him,

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  118. that must mean that I give him permission

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  119. to share my pics on the internet. Which is

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  120. a complete load of rubbish. Just because I

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  121. didn't respond to his message on Twitter

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  122. doesn't mean that I gave him permission.

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  123. It just means that I didn't reply to him.

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  124. If someone doesn't reply to you, it

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  125. doesn't mean that they've given you

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  126. permission to whatever you've requested

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  127. from them. It just means that they didn't

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  128. want to waste time replying to some weirdo

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  129. on the internet. And I did not give you

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  130. permission to share my pictures, and I

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  131. don't want anyone uploading pictures,

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  132. private pictures of me, that I've shared

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  133. with you in confidence on the internet. I

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  134. don't want those intimate pictures of me

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  135. circulating around on various websites,

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  136. and it's not because I'm embarrassed.

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  137. It's like I said before, I don't really

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  138. care if people see my Daniel Jr. I'm not

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  139. ashamed of it. It's a nicely sized— um,

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  140. the reason why I don't really want

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  141. pictures of myself publicly viewable,

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  142. visible on the internet, is because I feel

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  143. a little bit awkward. I'm a bit worried

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  144. that someone might send it to my family

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  145. members. I don't really want my family

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  146. members, my mum for example, I don't want

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  147. my mum seeing those kind of pictures of

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  148. me, even though she's probably seen it

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  149. before when I was a baby, when I was a

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  150. young child. I don't feel comfortable with

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  151. my own mother seeing that part of my

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  152. body. And I think that's quite

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  153. understandable. I can't believe I actually

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  154. have to explain this to people. I thought

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  155. if I just ignored his messages that he

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  156. would use his common sense and think to

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  157. himself, oh, Daniel didn't reply to me,

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  158. maybe I shouldn't upload his private

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  159. intimate pictures that he sent to me in

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  160. confidence on various websites. Maybe I

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  161. shouldn't just assume that he's giving me

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  162. permission. Maybe I shouldn't just assume

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  163. that this is what he would want. I don't

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  164. understand how some people can be so, so

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  165. stupid. So in conclusion, if you have

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  166. pictures of my gentleman's area, please do

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  167. not upload them anywhere. Please don't

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  168. share them with other people, and I do not

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  169. give anyone permission to, to circulate

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  170. my, my gentleman's area pictures. Sorry

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  171. this video was a bit of a depressing,

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  172. negative video. Sorry I was so grumpy.

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  173. But, uh, it's just one of those days, you

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  174. Pizza time!

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  175. Pizza time!

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  176. It's been a while since I made a pizza.

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  177. Last time I made one, I think it was last

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  178. year in the old apartment.

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  179. And then you get your naan bread. Which

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  180. kind of looks like a baby's diaper,

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  181. doesn't it? And then you get

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  182. your naan bread. Now the first stage is

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  183. pizza sauce. Ouch! Fucking hell,

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  184. I'm really hurt.

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  185. Ow! The stupid plastic on the lid

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  186. poked underneath my fingernail.

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  187. That was really painful.

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  188. And then you just put some tomato pizza

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  189. sauce like this. Looks like a period

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  190. pad now, doesn't it? And then just spread

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  191. the pizza sauce around a little bit.

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  192. And you want to slice your peppers like

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  193. this. You can eat the end bit because it's

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  194. weirdly shaped.

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  195. Wait, do I put the cheese on top of the

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  196. tomato? Oh no, I forgot to put the cheese

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  197. on. Okay, take everything off.

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  198. Take it. We start again. We need to put

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  199. Then we put the toppings back on.

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  200. Bacon. Okay, so close the door

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  201. and turn it on to about How

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  202. about 10 minutes? 10 minutes should be

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  203. long enough.

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  204. Oh look, my pizza's ready! Doesn't it look

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  205. First we'll test out the crispiness of the

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  206. crust. That sounds pretty crispy.

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  207. Going for a close-up. Look at that,

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  208. that's a nice-looking pizza.

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  209. Mm,

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  210. oh,

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  211. you can taste the peppers and the

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  212. mushrooms straight away.

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  213. Oh wow, that's very nice.

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