Walking Home Before Girlfriend Comes Back

I have to go in a straight line.

La la la la.

I'll wave

at the security guard, say hi, I'm back.

Oh look, police.

It's the police.

Where is the skybridge?

Well, at least the internet is quite good.

See, I don't need the live view. I'm just

using one SIM card now and it's fine.

Oh my God, is that the exit? Oh no, it's

not. I thought that's the exit I just

walked back from.

Oh, the Skybridge is up there.

Should I go back up the Skybridge?

At least it's not raining.

Oh my God,

how do we get back?

Should we go back up the skybridge?

I think yes.

Imagine the skybridge is closed.

Wow, did you see the size of that dog?

Oh my God.

Cute girl, 6 o'clock.

Look at the streets of Bangkok.

Um,

I would give them 1,000 baht to give me a

sip of water.

Come on,

we just walk back the way we came and

it'll be fine.

Oh, my face is salty.

What is Daniel trying to find? I'm trying

to get back home.

I accidentally walked 5 kilometers.

Now I've got to walk 5 kilometers back.

Uh, it's like an hour.

Walking. I don't want to use a taxi

because then I'll lose money from doing

this stream.

The first 5 months.

It's good

for your beer gut. Do you think a lot

of walking would make my belly a bit

flatter? I want to get my flat belly back.

If I

can find a 7-Eleven, I'll be safe.

They have drinks over here actually, but

it's like, uh, like a cafe and

they, they're playing music, so I've got

to walk past Oh,

that's

skateboarding.

This is a pretty nice place for

skateboarding, actually. You got smooth

surface, you got these ramps.

Look at

Oh, it smells like Korean barbecue.

Oh, it smells good. Maybe I'll get a

McDonald's.

I burned so many calories today. Probably

burned like 800 calories.

My muscles need protein.

So we go back over the Skybridge,

uh, turn right, then go

north along Lumpini Park.

What time is it? It's 7 o'clock. I got 3

hours before GF comes

home. Uh, this gives me déjà vu days when

I go to Tobita Shinchi and then sneak back

home before Chihiro got back, and I had to

wash my dick because it would smell like

condom. I heard that girls can smell the

condom on the guy's dick if he used one

earlier.

I heard the girls can smell.

So I had to have a quick shower, wash the

smell off. They also give you a lollipop

at Tobitsushinchi, so I'd always suck on

the lollipop on the way back. But you had

to be careful to get rid of the wrapper

because you never know, people might

It's like going to the dentist. They used

to give you a sticker and a lollipop. At

Tumperton Shinchi, they give you green tea

and, and they

give you a lollipop and a sticker and some

snacks and you

Get your life in order, you're over 30.

Yeah, and I'm traveling the world,

got a girlfriend, living life at my

own pace. Seems pretty well together

I'm not 36, I'm 33 actually.

I'm really getting Japan vibes.

Kind of looks and feels like Japan at

night. At nighttime.

What shares should I invest in? I

recommend gold because when the US dollar

crashes, and it will, um,

people are going to come back into gold.

I mean, all the other currencies have

crashed, so where is the store of value

anymore? It's not in crypto.

Look at crypto, terrible store of value.

Oh wow, look at Bangkok, the streets of

Bangkok.

Wow, it's like

Mario Kart.

Okay, now which way do I go?

Um, I'm at Lumpini Park.

I go down this way. And then

I need to go along that road actually,

but it's pretty busy and

noisy. Yeah, go this

And then north. I can get a tuk-tuk maybe.

No, too scary.

I mean, I can't ask him in the middle of

traffic if he can take me somewhere.

That'd be weird.

This is the right direction. Yeah,

let me

know if you see a 7-Eleven.

7-Eleven, where are you? Oh,

Starbucks!

Go in Starbucks, maybe get a coffee.

Is it even open? Closes at 8 PM.

It's 7 PM, but it looks empty.

Let's keep going.

Guy was just about to walk

into them. No awareness.

There's some fancy kind of bars

here.

Vlog in.

Oh, it smells like steak.

This is a classy part of Bangkok.

What happened to the footpath?

There's no shops anywhere.

The taxi is taunting me. Oh, there's

footprints in the cement. Good,

good construction work.

Get a soft drink. I wish. There's no

shops.

Just traffic.

Streets of Bangkok.

I am walking in it now.

No, I'm walking faster than it's typical.

The Kingdom of the Netherlands.

Maybe Mila's here.

Wow, even smells like Mila. You can

taste it in the air.

Mila was my ex-girlfriend.

She cheated on me with my best friend.

Someone on a Segway.

That's those guys again,

the 2 white guys in the tuk-tuk. They're

not getting very far.

It's just

a lot of hotels here.

Can you speak any Thai? I know farang,

and I know sawadee,

and I know mai mi. It means

I don't have I

need a selfie stick. Maybe I'll put

the phone on my bag for a bit to rest my

arm,

or maybe I'll just hold it like this. Oh

my God, I need a drink.

Coca-Cola, 7-Up, or maybe

a cold root beer.

A nice frosty root beer or

strawberry Fanta or pineapple,

pineapple mango smoothie.

I'd spend all my money for a nice

pineapple mango smoothie.

I think they are going somewhere good.

Oh, gonna collapse.

I think

there's shops around here.

It's getting more civilized.

Civilization.

Okay, so I think I turn left here.

Yeah, well,

I could go up into the, the walkway,

but then there's going to be a lot of

people up there walking. If I stay down

here, it's noisy with the traffic, but

there's less pedestrians.

It's called smart thinking.

I wonder if I look weird holding my phone

up like this.

Or like take too much, like— yeah,

it's like I'm holding out a wad of cash

for people to snap.

Much. I think she sells drinks.

I mean, I could have bought one there,

only 20 baht, but what if it's weird

juice?

What drink should I get?

Where are those guys?

Just walking straight, not even looking

where they're walking. He would have

walked right into me if I wasn't looking.

He would have just barged right into me.

Uh, how do I cross?

There's no vending machines anywhere.

None.

Starbucks. Maybe I'll go Starbucks.

I'm desperate.

Actually, maybe I'll keep walking.

That place just looked kind of weird.

I felt like I was going to get told off.

That man was standing by the door.

Why is there no 7-Eleven?

I'm at Apple Central World.

Wow, that guy had 2 phones on a selfie

stick. I need that.

7-Eleven! I found a 7-Eleven!

Okay, I'm gonna strap you guys in.

Strapping you into the shoulder mount

whilst I get me a drink.

See,

finally.

What a very big funny

thing on the blind side. I love

these kinds of fun. You know what?

Yeah, I have to come.

Excuse me.

People are so unaware.

Oh my God, drink, please.

I need a drink. What should

I get? What should I get? I could get a

massive bottle of orange juice. Damn,

look at that. Maybe we'll get a

Beer or choco

milk. Where are the drinks? These are just

tiny drinks. Is this

it for the drinks?

Uh-huh.

Drinks. 25p for a drink. No, it's like,

uh, 14 baht is— yeah,

it's like 25p. Wow, that is cheap.

I've got 40 baht.

Maybe I'll get

an orange, orange Fanta.

Oh, it's so cold in here.

Is this orange? Miranda? What is Miranda?

Oh, this is good.

Strawberry. Isn't that what I got before?

It tastes pretty good. I think I'm just

gonna get the same because it was pretty

good.

19 baht, so they gave me 1 baht change.

Okay,

maybe a vitamin jelly.

It's 10 baht, B and A.

Is vitamin B and A good, or should I get

multivitamin? This one's got

multivitamins. I'll get this.

Come on.

Hello.

Thank

you.

Ah, so nice.

A lot of people

watch where they're going, staring at

their bloody phones.

How many times have people nearly bumped

Oh, I'm back here.

I'm back in The,

the shrine thing.

Do you want to see it again?

Okay, finished my drink.

I'm fully full of sugar.

Wow, look at streets of Bangkok!

Excuse me.

Now we just walk in a straight line and

then we're home. Home.

It looks weird outside his room. Yeah,

look, I'm interacting and existing in the

world just like you.

I spent— I think I spent 65

baht on drinks tonight, just on,

uh, chocolate milk, banana milk, 2 bottles

of strawberry Fanta and

a Volti Vitamin, a multivitamin jelly.

Wow, Bangkok's actually actually

pretty nice at night. You come out to

Bangkok in the evening, it's pretty nice.

You don't have the unbearable sun ruining

everything. It's nice to walk around at

night, actually.

You're starting to like it there? Yeah,

it's not bad. Just don't come out during

the day. It's like an ugly girlfriend.

She looks hot at night with the curtains

closed.

What was that? Why did you jump?

You can

get a thumbnail, the streets

of Bangkok.

Yeah, that'll be a good thumbnail.

Never seen you move so much. Yeah, I think

all that sugar did something to my brain.

I feel good, I feel alive.

Go to Sukhumvit. Isn't that

where all those— that taxi stopped for me?

The taxi stopped and then rolled his

window down, said something.

I think he thought I was waiting for a

taxi. Oh,

there's people here.

Is it

streaming? Oh yeah,

I thought it froze.

Oh, McDonald's.

Do you want to go to McDonald's?

Maybe I'll get McDonald's. I haven't had

time at McDonald's. Wait, where's the

entrance? How do you get up there?

I think I have to go inside of the

Get the Samurai Burger. Isn't that pork?

I'll put you into shoulder view.

I can't get it in, the hole's too small.

Okay, you're in.

No, not there.

Oh, it's cold.

Where's McDonald's? I saw it here.

Aha. Is this bit wide? Worry about the

music. I don't think there's music in

Too many people.

I got

Oh, thanks, Junkers.

I'll try play the text-to-speech,

but you probably can't hear it.

Oh, I didn't show up.

Why didn't it show up, the little penguin?

I'll check it in a minute. Let me get

my Samurai Burger.

Oh, my legs.

It's a

snack.

Where should I

Uh, can I sit here?

I think I'll sit here.

A solitary burger.

Let's check

the thingamajig. Ooh,

first time I open my flip phone.

So I want to do editor.

Where's that alert box?

Oh, I got another donation from

Tyrone. Amazing. Oh, there they are,

alert thing. Oh wow, it's loud.

Thanks guys, can pay for my burger after

my marathon walk. I think I

walked nearly 10 km today. Now I'm going

to replenish my lost calories.

No fries? No, I'm not that hungry.

Well, I am hungry, it's just I don't want

to waste my hunger on fries. I'd rather

have a little snack as a burger— burger as

a snack— and then go home and eat my

leftover dinner. Oh, it's hot.

It's not a meatless burger, it's a pork

burger, which is weird. Not very halal,

is it?

How did it get dark so fast? Yeah, I got

disconnected for about 20 minutes and then

when I got back on it was really dark.

Late night outside stream reminds me when

you ran away from your wife in Japan.

Yeah.

It reminds me when I stream with James.

James always made me feel not

nervous. I can't pick the burger up

because it's so hot.

This costs 92 baht, which is £2.

How much? I don't think we even have this

in England. £2. It looks

quite good. It doesn't look flattened.

It's pretty fresh, I think.

Oh, not bad.

I can't really

tell it's pork because the sauce is so

overpowering.

To be honest, it just tastes like a beef

burger. I don't see why they made this.

Oh, I hate when all the lettuce falls out

and it's all slimy on

your hands. The problem is it's really

slimy and then the burger starts slipping

out.

It's quite nice,

not bad.

Ronald McDonald. He does the hand thing,

the Thailand hand thing, the sawadee.

Now every time I see Ronald McDonald,

reminds me of Chris explaining how in

Japan they called him Donald McDonald.

Donald, because apparently

for Japanese people that's easier to

pronounce.

I noticed Chris likes to repeat the same

little bits of random knowledge over and

over. Ah,

that's a nice bird. Other.

How many calories?

The last piece.

I can't

wait.

To get back home and just turn the TV on

and make a coffee.

Okay, I think I fixed it.

There seems to be problems when I use my

phone as a hotspot, and then it kept

disconnecting from my phone's hotspot, so

I took a SIM card out of the LiveU and

just put it straight into the Flipsee,

so it's not using a hotspot,

it's using its own SIM card. So that

should fix it. But anyway, my girlfriend's

driving back home now. It's going to take

her like an hour and a bit, so I better

get home quickly. Let me check the map.

Okay,

so it's just straight ahead, I think.

Oh, now I lost all my viewers. I had 170,

now I only got 80. Oh, 100 now.

Yes, everyone come back.

Thailand's definitely more interesting at

Definitely more interesting in the

evening. Everyone comes out,

but during the day it's just like people

going to work.

And it's, um, it's a lot nicer

to be out without the sun.

Oh, they have selfie sticks.

Maybe I

can buy a selfie stick.

Selfie stick? Yeah, for my phone.

Which one's good? That one?

Can it work?

This— yeah,

can I

see?

Do you have something like longer?

Longer, like maybe this one.

How about this one? The same?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, the same.

Okay,

can I have this one?

How do I make it tight? Yeah, yeah, come

like that. Yeah, okay.

Can I make this one tight? Yo yo yo yo yo

好力量，好力量，拖太。 Oh,

near that.

Um, this bit?

Yeah. Oh yeah,

okay,

okay.

Okay, okay. Yeah, thank you. Thanks.

Smudged my lens.

It's upside down. I don't

know, it's a bit— doesn't feel really

secure.

How much did I pay? I didn't check my

change. I'm hoping he was honest.

There's sesame seed stuck in my tooth.

I think

it was 150.

He said

150 baht. Let me check my change. Oh my

Yeah, it seems quite secure.

It's got a tripod as well,

so I can do this.

Game me, uh, 100,

200, 300,

850.

He's an honest man, just like

Wow, I feel like a professional now. Got

self-respect.

I need to go straight ahead,

I think this way.

It feels a bit scary having it on the top

of the selfie stick, like And

then straight Straight ahead this way. I

think it's stable, a bit wobbly.

Oh my God. Oh look,

night market.

Do you want to see a night market?

Uh, maybe next time. They probably

just sell clothes.

They want me to have a massage.

I don't have time for a massage. My

girlfriend's in her car coming home now.

I want neck massage. Oh my

God, how do

they know I'm a tourist? Is it that

obvious?

Trying to get me to have a massage. I'm a

loyal boyfriend.

Imagine I get a foot massage. My feet must

smell so bad. I've been walking for 6

What do they do in those massage places

anyway? They seem very desperate to,

to get me to come inside.

The guy wanted to sell me this really long

selfie stick and it was really wobbly,

like my phone would fall out. Look at

these tuk-tuks.

Wow, it's so hot here. What are those?

Wow, at night the city comes to life. So

So busy,

it's like cyberpunk or something.

Okay, so I'm nearly at Victory Monument

and then I'm going to end the stream cuz

I'm going to go back to my apartment.

Can't dox my home. Then I'm going to make

love to my sweet girlfriend.

Next time she comes home late, maybe I'll

come out again, do a stream.

I don't know if I like this selfie stick,

right? It's a bit wobbly,

but he didn't have much variety.

Taxi. Oh, my hoodie is falling down.

Your girlfriend will ask why you have a

selfie stick. I'll just put it in my bag

with all my other hidden tech. She doesn't

know I have a live view or 4 mobile phones

or a GoPro.

Yeah, I quite like Bangkok. It's nice.

Not great when it's daytime,

a lot better at nighttime. It's just too

bad I got myself stuck with a girlfriend.

Means I can't come out after 6 unless

she's doing her second time— her second

job, part-time job,

and then she comes home at 10.

I'm back at the skyline

thing.

Where am I?

Oh, I'm still 900 meters away. Oh my God,

I thought I was way closer.

How long does it take to walk 900 meters?

If I'm walking at 5 kilometers per hour,

uh, 900 meters is about 1 km. Um,

that means 5

divided by 1 is, is 5,

maybe 5 minutes. Now I'm 800

meters away.

10, 15 minutes. Oh my God,

she's gonna get home before I do.

Oh,

motorbike.

Oh, my leg hurts.

What do I do at home? I watch TV and then

I make Love.

Tell her you went out for a walk. I've

been walking since 12:00. It's now 7— no,

it's 8, half past 8 now.

Been walking for 8 hours.

I had a pretty good stream, I think.

Saw some nice places, had a nice burger,

had some interactions.

Wow, they're going down there. Oh,

spooky.

If you go to the first stream of today and

you watch the beginning, it's a funny bit

when these 2 women come up to me. And then

they, they asked to take a photo with me,

and I didn't even know who they are.

There was a young lady and an older lady,

and the older lady asked the young lady to

take a picture with me. She sat down next

to me and we did the love heart things

with our hands. We took a picture

together. It was really weird.

Weirdest thing happened in my entire life.

Um, I think in the future I'll just use my

phone to stream. It's a lot better and

just one SIM card. All that LiveU thing—

LiveU's rubbish.

Where do I go?

Up here? No, down here.

It's so loud. Yeah, I know,

but you do get used to it after a while.

I don't think I have time for a shower

before she gets back. She's gonna smell me

and she's gonna smell all the sweat.

I kind of want to go to a computer store

because I need to get— I need to get get a

hard drive, so I left my 1

terabyte SSD at home,

and I can only download a few games

because I don't have enough storage.

Okay, am I going the right way?

Um, 500 meters away.

I only walked halfway.

They locked all the kids up behind that

cage. It's like a metal prison.

Whoa, look at this place! That looks

shady. That looks super shady.

It looks like shisha. I think it's

just shisha.

Well, we're kind of out of the touristy

tuk-tuk and massage parlor streets,

then that's the interesting part.

Now I'm back on the boring streets of

Bangkok.

The motorbike behind

me.

She's gonna be even more turned on.

She does like my pheromones.

She sniffs me like, like a cocaine addict

sniffing stuff.

She really likes sniffing me. I thought

I thought I was the weird one with the

sniffing and the smells, but she likes to

smell me a lot around my neck. She really

likes my neck smell.

Why are

they haggling?

Watch out for phone snatchers. I'm a bit

scared when there's a motorbike behind me,

so you could just grab my phone and

zoom off,

but then they'll be live streaming their

location. What are these weird cards on

What's that?

It's it for you know what.

Be legalized.

Prostitutes. Well, that's very sneaky.

It said it was going to rain today, but it

never rained. That's lucky.

Oh my God, I'm still not there. Oh,

I need to cross the road.

Run over by a lorry. Oh, I need

to cross the road somehow.

Is there no subway? I don't think there

is. They built an overhead elevated

railway, same as Malaysia. It seems

like they went for going above instead

of going below. I guess

it's easier. Do you think it's easier and

cheaper to just build an elevated railway

instead of digging a tunnel under the

city? I reckon a subway is more

expensive to make.

I can't even run now.

My arthritis joint is starting to hurt

again. My hoodie's falling off.

How am I gonna cross this road?

Oh my God.

How am I supposed to cross this?

Maybe I'll just wait until someone else

I'll wait until someone else comes to help

me. There's no way I'm gonna walk into

that.

Yeah, I'll wait for the green light to go

red. It says, uh,

17— I can't see it— 14 seconds.

Oh yeah, I can see the timer. The timer is

pretty cool. We don't have that in the UK.

We don't have a timer on display.

Naruto run across the traffic.

I'm back at the park now. This is the

park I started at.

The park where it all began. I'll take you

up to Victory Monument and then sign off,

log out, disconnect.

Daniel has burnt at least 1,600 calories.

I'd only had a pork burger and had a bacon

and egg sandwich for lunch and had a

multivitamin. Oh, that guy's still there.

Wasn't that the guy who Who was walking in

front of me earlier? Is he doing hacky

sack?

I know the way back now. Easy.

How many meters left? I think 100.

100 meters.

I don't think

he felt me.

I still have to walk like 20 minutes from

here back to the apartment.

Okay, so this is Victory Monument.

It's a monument celebrating the

Thai Army's defeat of,

um, the French.

Oh, my legs are dead.

Okay, so I'm gonna go now because I've

still got about 20 minutes of walking to

do and my girlfriend's going to be home in

like 40 minutes, I think, if the traffic

was bad. If the traffic was good,

it's going to take her less time. My legs

are destroyed.

So thanks for watching last—

I mean, the first Thailand IRL.

See you next time.