Cooking Some Pork BELLY

It is another day on

the balcony.

It is another day

on the balcony.

Hello, hello. Wow,

the sun is setting. It's time to cook

Wow, look at that! Looks like a movie.

Where is the sun? Oh, it has gone down.

Wow.

Look, the sky

is like a gradation of oranges and pink.

Isn't that amazing?

I'm in the city,

in the city.

Oh look, it's the moon! Let me

zoom in on the moon. Where's it gone? Oh,

you can kind of see the little craters.

It looks like a face.

Pretty cool. Anyway, it's getting a bit

chilly, so I'm gonna close the door. Look

how hard it is to close the door.

I have to put my whole body weight into

closing the door. If I try and do it

one-handed, it's kind of difficult.

Can I do walking live streams? I can walk

inside my apartment.

Just wait a few more minutes until more

people come, then we can start the main

show. I know everyone

loves my cooking.

That water tastes funny. Oh, it tastes

like oil, like sesame oil.

A few people messaged me asking me if I

wanted to meet up. Some guy called Max.

Do you think I should meet him? What if

he's like a teenager and people think I'm

grooming him for gay sex?

That would be messed up. I got

my pork belly. It's called speklaps.

Can you believe this is €2.79?

If you wanted to get the same kind of meat

in Korea, it would have been like $15.

€2, and look how much you get. You get 5

pieces. I think I'll just have 2 for

dinner, so that means half of it is like

1 meal, so that makes it €1.40.

And then I got this rice, got this big bag

of rice. Actually, it's quite small, but

you only need to use a little and you get

a whole pot of rice. I use like this much,

and that means I can have another 7

portions of what's in this pot. It's crazy

the amount of food you can get for a low

price. So I've got rice, I've got the

pork, and for seasoning I've got this

shawarma seasoning. It's kind

of like Turkish kebab flavor.

And for vegetables, well, I had an avocado

but I ate it, so for vegetables I don't

really have anything apart from this

leftover lettuce. Leftover lettuce.

Is the Netherlands my new home? Yes, for

now, for the time being, it shall be.

I've also got spinach. Oh no, it's not

spinach, it's rucola.

It just looks like a bunch of leaves. I

don't really want it.

And I spilled rice on the floor and I keep

stepping on it.

I think people liked my new video. I

thought it was quite good. The beginning

was funny with the French guy, and then I

did a pretty good apartment tour.

Probably one of my best apartment tours so

far.

Yeah, it was not bad. I was quite

satisfied with the video.

Have I been on the metro yet? What is the

metro? Is it a tram or a train? I've been

on everything. Been on a boat, been on a

pancake boat. They serve pancakes and they

take you on a boat tour. I've been on

trams, trains.

That's it, really.

Why don't I hire people on Fiverr to edit

my videos? Because I can edit it myself

free. I've got nothing else to do.

Okay, I need to use this for Cooking with

Daniel. So I can stream and

make the cooking bit at the same time.

How's Rotterdam so far? I think it's

pretty good. I can't really find anything

to complain about.

There's just one thing, and that's not

being able to use my Visa card everywhere.

But all the complaints I had in Japan, I

can't really complain about here. My main

complaints in Japan were the food was bad,

like sausages, bacon, that kind of stuff

was just bad in Japan. And it

was too noisy. You'd get these girls

outside of shops just screaming sales

stuff trying to get you in. It's just

annoying. They don't do that here.

They don't have music blaring out of all

the shops. I think Asia is just a very

noisy place. They like noise in

Asia. They think more noise means it's

more lively, and that's what the customer

likes. But I feel like in the West,

people think that it's more relaxing

if things are quieter and people aren't

screaming and yelling at each other.

I get very triggered when I'm in Asia

because they just scream all the time and

it's so noisy.

And these are the stupidest scissors ever.

It's like someone took the handle off the,

the rubber handle off the metal bit, and

it's really uncomfortable, really sharp on

the edges. And then sometimes when you cut

and you close it, you get your finger

stuck in the middle like this.

See, hurts.

Okay, so how should I prepare my pork?

Oh no, I didn't check to see if there's a

frying pan. Oh, there is. Nice big

one. Look at that frying pan. It's for

proper frying.

Where will I be spending Christmas? I

don't know. This Christmas is going to be

weird because the last 3 Christmases I

spent with Chihiro. 2017, I spent in Japan

with Chihiro before we got married. 2018,

I spent it with my family and Chihiro

before my dad died. 2019 Christmas, spent

it with Chihiro after my dad died. So now

2020, I'm not sure what— who

I'll be spending it with. I still don't

really want to go home.

Maybe if I got an apology from my mum, I

would consider it. But no,

I've never ever ever heard

my mum say sorry. Not even once. I don't

think I've ever heard her apologize for

for doing something.

I can't even imagine her saying sorry. It

just would be so out of character.

Oh look, there's lights up here. That's

good. Makes it much more. Better, higher

quality.

Have I tried weed? Yes, I have. I tried

smoking it and I tried the weed cake and

I did not like it. Being high feels

horrible.

Look at that beautiful pork.

It's basically really thick slices of

bacon, isn't it?

I love the fat, the whiteness of it next

to the pinkness of the meat. So pretty.

Okay, I'm gonna take 2 pieces out.

And I'll put it onto— I need a larger

plate.

Look at that!

This is like Korean-style samgyeopsal,

the pork belly. You know, going to a

Korean barbecue, they usually have this

kind of pork.

Has my mum ever taught me to make

Malaysian food? I don't really like

Malaysian food. It's very sloppy. A lot of

curries, laksa stuff. My relatives would—

they used to bring back Malaysian curry

stuff. It was like red slop in a plastic

bag. And they'd bring home these plastic

bags, you know, the kind of bags that you

use when you get a goldfish and you've got

water in the bag. It was like they just

had a load of slop, red and yellow gunge,

in a plastic bag, and then they would

spill it out on top of a load of rice. It

just looked disgusting.

Sprinkle some shawarma powder.

This stuff is great,

really flavorful. And then I think I want

some salt as well,

maybe some pepper. And people always

complaining that I don't season my food.

I always season it.

What am I doing in Amsterdam? I'm just

living my life, doing what everyone else

is doing. Playing video games, watching

YouTube, watching movies,

meeting people. Well, meeting one person.

Trying to think of video ideas is

what I do most of the day. So I've got a

few ideas I could do: why I don't want to

go back home to England. I can do annoying

things about living in the Netherlands. I

can do Why I don't want to meet Harold

Boulder. Oh, oh, oh, guess what happened

after my last video about Nobita? He

messaged me on email, Gmail, and guess

what he said? He said Chihiro messaged

him first. Not Nobita wasn't the one who

messaged Chihiro first, he messaged her

first. I mean, she messaged him first. So

again, Chihiro lies to me. Surprise,

surprise. I swear she said to me

that Nobita contacted her, but now I'm

finding out from Nobita that she was the

one who contacted him on his Facebook

YouTube page, his public Facebook.

I don't understand why she would lie about

The thing is, with Chihiro, she tells

these really stupid meaningless lies,

but then she won't come clean if she gets

caught. She won't own up to it. She'll

just stick with her lie. Like how she

keeps saying that she did tell me that

she's going to go and meet Casey when she

clearly didn't, because if I knew she was

going to go and meet him, I wouldn't have

just remained quiet. I would have had

something to say about it. But even to

this day, she won't even admit that she

didn't tell me about it.

So I asked Nobita, what did Chihiro say to

you? But he hasn't replied. I'm not sure

if he'll tell me. I am interested to know.

He told me it was on April the 9th at

7 PM last year, and I think April was

shortly after I met up with Pia and we had

sex in London. So it might have been

around the time that she found out about

me and Pia. Maybe she was really angry and

she was— I don't know what she was up to.

It's kind of weird.

So I am very curious what she might have

said to Nobita. What could she have said

though? I really can't imagine what she

would have to say to Nobita. I'm assuming

it's about me. She's gonna be saying

something about me to him. But Nobita

is a good guy. He apologized to me. He

said he's really sorry that he gave me a

copyright strike. Even though I'm a bit of

a dick to Nobita, he's always been really

polite and nice, and he always apologized

to me. Maybe I should calm down a bit.

Apology video for Nobita. He is a nice

I was surprised he messaged me.

Okay, I think these are well seasoned.

Um, should I cut them into pieces? That

might be easier to handle.

What happened to the watch company I

advertised for? Uh, they actually

paid me the $250, but they wanted me to

take down their video where I complained

So if what Nobita says is true, it means

everything I said in my video doesn't make

any sense now because he didn't message

her, she messaged him. Maybe I'll just

change the title to Why I left my wife

instead of Nobita ruined my marriage.

Yeah, I got to keep the money, and they

apologized to me, and they said the person

who was dealing with me, she wasn't

professional, and it wasn't she wasn't

supposed to be able to threaten me with

legal action. And the head of affiliate

marketing. Contacted me instead and

apologized and said I can keep the watch

and I can have the money. So I'm pretty

happy with that, and I got to take down

that shit video that I made.

You know what I'm really craving? Some

miso soup. I would love some miso.

Oh, I'd love some onions as well to go

with the pork. Oh well.

Oh wow, Tian Citadel, I haven't seen your

name in the chat in ages. I'm not sure

how I remember that name though.

Where is my girlfriend? She's at home with

her family. Why does Pia

live in my head rent-free? She doesn't.

I don't think about Pia much, just when

She's connected to a story I'm telling.

Okay, I need to scoop out my rice.

Look, I made this rice yesterday and it's

lasted me for 3 meals now.

Oh no, I touched the raw pork and then I

touched the rice and then I ate it.

Will I still be living like this when I'm

40? Living like what? In a nice apartment

with good food? I hope so.

That is the dream. The dream is to carry

on living like this. Look at this place,

it's amazing. I live in the sky,

400 meters above ground, and I'm eating

pork belly. How can life get any better?

So my bowl of rice goes into the microwave

oven.

But we don't need to do that yet. I'm not

sure if there's oil. I don't think we need

oil because there's a lot of fats and that

will just melt.

Seems like Pia brought you to the white

girl side. Yeah, ever since Pia, uh, I

have had a lot of white girls, probably 5

in total. White girls are quite nice.

They are slightly different to Asian

girls. They're more hairy,

but I've recently discovered that I kind

of like the hairiness, and I'm not that

big into this super smoothness of Asian

girls. And they're more prickly,

especially around the crack area,

which I like, by the way. I'm not

complaining. I'm not saying it's a bad

thing.

I think the first time I noticed was with

that, uh, maybe I won't say,

and maybe I'll save that for next time.

Am I done with Asian girls? Well, I'm not

single now, so I'm done with all girls

for now.

I wish I had cooking chopsticks. I want

to go to the supermarket tomorrow and look

for something, some kind of round smooth

handle that I could oil up and put up my

bum. Because this place doesn't really

have anything good.

Oh, I think my sperm test kit is coming

soon. I am very excited to see if I'm

fertile. I'm not sure how accurate the

test is going to be. Hopefully it's

quite accurate.

They don't give you much cutlery.

Hmm, what about a spatula?

There must be a spatula. Oh, there is

a cutting board. Didn't know that. Maybe

down here. My joint pain's gotten a lot

better. It's still a bit painful, but it's

not unbearable like it was before.

You just take for granted how, how easy it

is to move around when you don't have any

pain. And then when you do get pain,

doing simple things like sitting down,

getting up, bending down all just becomes

like so much hard work.

Oh look,

there's a toaster thing.

Wow, you could cut someone's body

into pieces and then put one piece in each

one of these compartments. No, I can't

find a spatula. Oh,

there's a

dishwasher. Huh,

interesting.

How am I supposed to do cooking without

a spatula?

Interesting. Well, I guess I'll just use

Oh wow,

it's heating up really quickly.

Sizzling.

Sizzling already.

Don't worry, children, I'll cook you a

nice pork dinner. Pork belly. Yeah,

I'm almost at 10,000 subscribers.

I'm at 9,970. I can't

believe it.

And I think I've got the good people over

on this channel because I can say the most

outrageous stuff and you guys don't get

upset and people don't unsubscribe. So I

think this channel has the cool people and

then the main channel has the lame people

who are like the Karens.

Whoa, look at that oil!

Better not

put the phone too close. Oh, it's getting

hot. Last time I did this in Germany, my

phone overheated when I was streaming,

and then the phone shut down.

Put it here.

Oh, I should turn the fan on.

How do I do it? There we go,

that's the

No, it's burning! Oh no!

Why is

this burning?

How do

I turn down the heat? There you go.

Oh no.

It's ruined.

How the hell? It's only in there for 10

seconds.

Do you

like it?

Crispy. It's a little

bit black, but that's okay.

Let the smoke go up into

the extractor fan.

Oh, this is so heavy.

Put it down.

It's fine, it'll give a nice smoky flavor.

Smoky. And then

I'll microwave my rice.

For 1 minute.

Start.

Okay, I'm going to turn this off now.

Yeah, that's finished.

Yeah, I am kind of inspired by Harold

Boulder. I quite, I quite like his

lifestyle. He just travels around, goes to

a new country, pumps out 10 vlogs,

and then he just chills and relaxes in the

country for a bit and then moves on to a

new country.

Um, someone said, don't I get tired from

traveling to make a living? But I have to

be somewhere, and I don't want to be in

England, so I've got to be in some other

country. I can't just exist on the

internet. I have to exist in the physical

world as well.

Shut up.

Oh, I want some kimchi with my porko.

I've got some rice for you.

How can I make a soup? I really feel like

some kind of soup. I've got lettuce and

I've got water and salt.

I don't have any reason to go home. Give

me one good reason to go home.

Living with my mom drives me crazy.

Can't stand her.

She's so negative. She just moans and

whines all the time and nags

me, complains because

I don't know how to do DIY or

of gardening, and she just makes me feel

like I'm useless and I got no value as a

person. She's not a nice person to

be around.

Oh, a beer would be so nice right now.

I did not plan this meal very well.

A beer and some kimchi.

I wonder if I could make a soup. Let me

think. Can you make lettuce soup?

If I felt like home was a nice, safe,

nice place to be, I wouldn't mind going

back home and actually helping out

financially with fixing the place up.

But she just makes it a hostile

environment that I don't want to be in.

So I'd rather be out here living by

Guys, do you know how to make lettuce

soup?

Um,

I want to make a soup,

but I don't have a small saucepan apart

from this one, but it's got rice in it.

I've only got a big saucepan.

I've only got lettuce and I got some

rucola. Rucola.

This is a bit of an experiment. I don't

know if it'll work. We're going to try

water and lettuce and

some shawarma powder

and maybe some salt.

See if

this works.

Stir fry. Oh yeah, I could have stir fried

it.

Maybe I will just stir fry it, actually.

Yeah, okay, fine, whatever. But I

need oil. I've got pork fat oil.

From the pork.

Put some

of that pork fat. Oh yeah,

drizzle that on.

Why don't I get a real job? Well, I don't

think I can get a job in the Netherlands

as a tourist. And why would I want to?

Real jobs are boring and stupid.

Also, my joint pains make it difficult for

me to do physical activity.

But why would you want a normal job? When

you could have a weird job like OnlyFans?

I think that's more interesting, and it's

less work, and in some cases it can be

I think I've got a pretty interesting

job already. As a YouTuber,

I travel the world, go to interesting

places. Oh, what wow!

That pork is wow.

Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm.

I want beer.

Should I go and get a beer? The

supermarket's about 2 minutes away.

No, someone might be waiting out there.

Why is it not sizzling?

Okay, I'll definitely get beer tomorrow,

but for tonight I'm I will just have

water.

Anyone want a beer root?

Will I do a live tomorrow? Hmm,

could do. It's not like

I have plans.

Can I interest you in

a beer room? That should be the The

slogan for a beer advert.

Should I turn it into soup if I put water?

Whoa,

see, I just turned the stir-fry into a

soup like magic.

Lettuce soup for you and me.

This lettuce soup.

Now we need a soup bowl. I don't

have a soup bowl.

No,

where am I gonna put it?

Put it in this cup. Ouch, nearly smashed

Okay, now how do we get it into the cup?

Because I don't have a big spoon apart

from this one.

Oh, I don't

like that noise.

I can't

get it out.

Oh, oh, I don't like that noise.

I hate the

sound of metal scratching on metal. So

there is the lettuce soup. Your starter.

Get this out of the way. We need to make

it classy.

For starter, we have a delicious lettuce

broth.

Main course, porko.

Porko? And rice.

That's for carbohydrates.

And look, you can make a Mickey Mouse

face. Hello, it is your balls.

Uh, we need some cutlery. Oh, we have

some. Let's give this a try.

This is my €2 meal.

Do videos with Harold. Harold told me to

message him on Instagram, but I didn't

because I was scared. Harold's like a big

6-foot muscular white guy who likes

screwing Asian women. He'd think I'm a

loser. Hmm,

lettuce soup, not too bad, but I want to

mix it with the rice, I think.

Oh yeah, look at that.

I said to Harold in his comment section,

I said, hey Harold, I'm in Amsterdam as

well, do you want to collab? And he

replied saying, seeing as you have an

OnlyFans, we might share the same sense of

humor. I think we do. He does seem kind of

trolly and not an SJW Karen type of

person.

Hmm, quite good.

Harold is Harold Boulder, friend of Bold

and Bankrupt.

Some of his famous lines are, am I

filming? And, how progressive.

I'm a bit of a fan.

Oh,

he actually inspired me a lot to do travel

vlogging.

That's why I started doing stuff like $15

a night capsule hotel. Let's cook in here.

This is really good pork. Look at this.

Oh yeah.

I didn't add any salt to the lettuce soup.

It's not salty,

but the pork is salty enough, so I think

Look, you can see me eating

all by myself.

Did I finish my house on Minecraft? I

nearly did. I finished most of it, and the

garden was going— getting on pretty well,

but I don't think I finished the inside.

Oh no.

I forgot my candles.

I want my candles.

Where'd they be?

Ah,

yes,

yes.

Oh,

fire! I can't get the other one,

the wick is too short.

There you go, genius!

Yes,

so romantic.

What if I turn off some lights?

How's that? Maybe it's too dark now.

Too dark. Okay,

put this one back on. Oh,

so romantic.

Very nice.

And if it gets cold, you could heat it up.

Whoa! Oh wow, it went black! Look at that.

Oh, it smells funny.

I think it's a pretty good meal for €2,

probably less than €2 actually.

If you want to download my recipe, you can

go onto my website.

Which doesn't exist.

You can find all my recipes on my Patreon.

Oh wow, burnt my fork.

Why does everything go black when you put

it in fire?

Oh, I'm full up.

What if I switch the camera around?

It's just not as good.

And I can't see the chat.

It's too far away. I can't see the, the

I have to say,

that was better than yesterday's meal.

Okay, now we do the washing. Oh,

I hate washing up.

Oops, I broke it.

Oh wow, thank you Madara for

the compliments as well. Very generous.

Okay,

finished,

finished.

Oh, it takes so long.

It's fine, let it be.

I'm not gonna spend all night washing.

I've got better things to do. Oh, where's

my coffee? Do I have to wash this as well?

Oh my God.

Oh look, you can see me.

I'm taking it.

I'm making coffee.

I'm not sure if it still smells like

lettuce soup. Where's my coffee? Here it

That's enough.

Is it even hot? Oh, it's not even

hot. Stupid kettle.

So annoying. I thought

it was boiled.

Oh no, don't have much milk left.

Why would there be bugs living in the

bottle? I closed it tight. Right, nothing

can get in.

Oh little town of Bethlehem,

I wonder what you are.

Oh little town of Bethlehem,

where Joseph and Mary are.

Oh little Jesus, lying so softly

in the manger.

Lovely. Lovely.

There we go.

Yes, boiled. Good, good,

goodingtons.

That is how— oh no, I need to save milk

for tomorrow.

Stop doxxing my location or I will ban

you. Got it.

Uh, this spoon is not clean.

Oh wow, thank you, Tricky Ricky. Can you

say tuna? Tuna.

People are making fun of Chris Broad as

well, so it's not just me. Americans have

this thing where they find it hilarious

how English people pronounce tu.

Yeah, we don't pronounce tu as two, we

pronounce it as two or two if you're lazy.

So it becomes tuna, YouTube,

tuning. What else starts

with a TU?

Tuberculosis? No.

Yeah, well, at least we don't pronounce D

T's as a D.

Like better. It's better.

Interesting. Doodie.

That sounds even more silly.

Tuna YouTube. YouTube, it sounds weird to

I never really thought about it until

people kept pointing out how I pronounce

YouTube, and now all I can think in my

head is tube in my head, like C-H-O-O-B.

Tube, tube, tube. I guess the proper

pronunciation should be tube, like

YouTube,

but most— the majority of English people

don't pronounce anything Probably. Innit,

mate?

Ice Poseidon makes his girlfriend dress up

like a boy and stream RuneScape. Ice

Poseidon's so lucky his girlfriend is

willing to be in streams. I think without

Kimberly, his channel, his streams would

be even more dead.

Because right now it's like Ice Poseidon

just sitting around not doing anything,

but at least there's a hot blonde girl in

it. If his girlfriend didn't want to be in

the streams, it would just be Ice Poseidon

being boring on his own.

Kimberly's pretty hot, I have to say. I

think she's taller than me.

So good on you, Paul, you got

hot blondie,

but I think Mila looks nicer, to be

I am 5 foot 9, 175 centimeters.

Rotterdam's nice, but it's pretty boring.

You walk around the city center and

there's just not much to do. In Japan,

you'd have karaoke everywhere, you would

have game arcades everywhere, you'd have

interesting shops, and you'd have I

don't know, Japan— Japanese cities just

have more to do if you're hanging out with

people. In Rotterdam, you just got shops,

normal shops, a supermarket.

Yeah, Elvis Alien's pretty short. I was a

bit surprised when I met him. I thought

he'd be taller than me.

Elvis must be about 5'6,

probably 5'6.

No, maybe 5'7.

No, no, no, no, no, what am I saying?

I mean 5 foot— I guess he's about 5'8.

I got confused. I'm 5'9, so he must

be about 5'8-ish. 5 foot 6.

I was thinking 165

centimeters and then it came out as 5 foot

But I always felt short in school. I was

always the smallest kid.

And then my friends started to get taller

than me. My, my old

friends from high school— I mean,

secondary school— probably 5 foot 10.

One of them might be 5 foot 11.

I think Ice Poseidon was about 5 foot 10

or 11, and he seemed huge compared to me.

I felt like he was massive when I stood

next to him. Ice Poseidon towered above

me. I felt really small,

which is funny because in his streams he

kind of looks not very big, like a bit of

a stick person or lanky, but in real life

he's actually quite a big figure.

And his nose, his nose doesn't look that

big in real life. The camera definitely

exaggerates it.

In his streams, when he turns his head to

the side, his nose looks huge, but in real

life it really doesn't look that big.

I watched that stream when he went outside

and he had a face mask, but his nose kept

popping out of the mask. That's pretty

No, I'm not 5 foot 7. I'm 5 foot 9.

Gary was even bigger than Ice, so I'm

guessing Gary is about 6 foot. Gary looks

huge. And then when

we were leaving the restaurant, Ice and

Gary started wrestling inside of the

elevator. And they were slamming each

other into the walls as the elevator was

going down. The whole thing was shaking,

and it wasn't like a big sturdy elevator.

It's like a pretty small elevator. Me and

Chihiro were like hiding in the corner

trying not to get crushed.

What could I do? I'm like this tiny 5'9

guy, and then you've got these massive

6-foot-tall Americans wrestling inside of

an elevator. There's nothing I could have

done to stop them. I would have just gone

crushed.

Oh no, I'm running out of wax.

Oh, oh, oh, I set fire to my toothpick!

Oh, it's going black!

Oh, it smells really bad. Oh my God,

it smells like burnt plastic. Oh,

do you think I can get high off that?

It's melted plastic.

Smells horrible. When am I going back to

the UK?

I don't know. Why do I have to go back?

Would you still enjoy traveling if you

couldn't get girls? I don't think so. I'm

not actually interested in traveling.

I guess it's okay, you know, because I

guess I get fed up being stuck inside all

day long every day, so it's nice to go out

and go somewhere.

But really, when I'm out, I'm, I'm just

thinking, oh my God, I want to go back

home so badly and sit on my couch and play

Fortnite. But it's nice because it kind of

wakes me up and makes me realize how great

it is to be at home.

But if I wasn't meeting a girl, I wouldn't

go to a country because

I think, what's the point?

I'm not really interested in other

languages or other people's culture.

I'm not really interested in the history

of countries, and if I was, I could just

The best bit about traveling is staying in

a nice place and having sex in a new room,

and then everything else is just like

extra bonus stuff.

And my travel videos are kind of boring.

It's just me going into an Airbnb and then

showing Showing you some view. I don't

interact with the local people. I don't

really show you interesting stuff.

Is it easiest to travel with the lockdown?

There's no lockdown in Europe.

Everywhere's open. You can easily go to

any country in Europe. I went from Germany

to Netherlands on the bus and they didn't

even check anything. You just get on and

then you get off and you're in a new

country. They don't care. It's fine.

It feels like there's no virus here.

There's really no panic. Or emergency.

Just wear masks when you're on the train.

Whoa, did you see that? I just melted it.

The little floss thing melted in like a

second. Let's melt more things.

Oh wow, look at it. Oh, it's moving.

Well, it shrivels up like it's a living

creature.

Melt the knife. I could do 1,000-degree

burning bread knife challenge.

1,000-degree lava knife.

Why is it going black and not red?

I don't really know what I want to do for

Christmas. Maybe getting some kind of

romantic log cabin in the forests of

Sweden would be cool. Having a fireplace,

get some Christmas decorations, some

candles. Make a vlog.

That'd be nice.

Or I could take Mila back home to England

for Christmas. I don't know, we haven't

really discussed it.

Oh shit, I just realized I've been

streaming off my data and not the Wi-Fi.

Uh, so I'm gonna waste a lot of data this

Well, it's nearly— well, it's a week away

from what comes after September.

October. Wow, it's going to be October

soon. So my data should reset.

I can't believe it's nearly October. This

whole year has just been a big mess.

The most depressing part was between May

and July when

I really wanted to go to Netherlands, but

I wasn't sure if I'd be able to get in.

The whole Hong Kong guy making videos with

my wife was a bit stressful as well.

How many bloody videos they make? I

thought they, they just made 1 or 2

videos, but no, he's made like 20.

He's got like, he's probably got like 30

10-minute videos prepared, lined up.

He just recorded the entire 4-hour

conversation. Why doesn't he just upload

that all at once? Trying to maximize

views. He's barely making any money off

it anyway. Why bother? His last video got

like 1,600 views. That's about $1.

Okay, maybe $3

max.

If Nobita replies to me with what Chihiro

said to him last year, I might be able to

make a video about that. Give me some

content, Nobita. I could title it, my

ex-wife is a massive liar. It's a pretty

good title.

She lied to me again.

She said that Nobita messaged her when in

fact she messaged him.

Year review. Yeah, it has been a tradition

on my channel that I do a review of the

year and summarize what happened. I'm not

sure if I'll do it this year. This year

began with me getting divorced,

leaving my wife, and moving to Korea,

where I tried dating on Tinder but failed,

and then ended up sleeping with about 6

prostitutes.

I don't think people care that much about

the Hong Kong guy anymore. If you look at

his views on his channel, you can kind of

see that people's interest is not

as much as it used to be.

He was getting 10,000 to 20,000 views

before on a Chihiro video.

Have I bought my PC yet? No,

I decided not to get a gaming laptop.

It's just,

hmm, I think I'll just end up playing

Rainbow Six all day and not doing anything

with it apart from just playing games.

And it's— it makes traveling and moving

more difficult. So much weight and

so expensive as well.

Smoky, smoky.

How is the new Airbnb? It's pretty good.

It was really annoying this morning that

the cleaning lady knocked on the door and

I shouted— she said something cleaning. I

said no thank you and But she came in

anyway. And then she started saying

something to me, but I didn't understand.

And I said, I don't understand. But then

she carried on speaking and I kept saying,

okay, okay. No,

I'm not sure what she wanted. The only

word I could understand was cleaning and

toilet paper. And then she left

some toilet paper. I was kind of surprised

because I wasn't expecting cleaning

because I thought it was supposed to be

like an apartment, not a hotel room.

So I didn't think there would be cleaners

letting themselves in. That's why I hate

hotels— stupid cleaners.

And usually in a hotel you would have a do

not disturb sign, but here there isn't

one. It's just a bit annoying if

I'm in the apartment. Obviously I don't

want them to clean whilst I'm here.

It's nothing to do with being weak.

When you've got all this stuff in your

backpack, it's not just the laptop, it's

all my clothing, my chargers, my electric

toothbrush, my shaver, my controller, my

Switch, my phones, my cameras, and then

you're going to add a laptop its power

brick and a mouse and a microphone,

it just— it all adds up and it's too much.

And it just makes walking around really

uncomfortable when you've got a really

heavy backpack. And without the laptop,

it just makes such a big difference with

weight. And after you're walking around

for a couple hours, you start to feel the

weight digging into your shoulders. So

it's nothing to do with being strong or

weak. It's about comfort.

I bet I'm stronger than most people here.

I could do 8 bicep curls with the 8 kg

dumbbell, but you couldn't even do one.

But I found it very difficult to exercise

recently. Today I did— did I do 60

push-ups or did I do 30?

I just can't get the motivation to do it.

Maybe I'll do some now.

You can count for me.

I'll do

30.

How many did I do?

I think I did about 32.

Oh, thank you, Cartoon Scientist. Glad you

find it entertaining.

No, I did 30. I was counting,

so if I do another 30, that'll be my 100.

Done for the day.

Yeah, I'll beat you up.

It's not easy doing a push-up like that

because you're doing it with speed. It's

not It's not a proper

low push-up where you go all the way down

and do it in a controlled way. It's a

rapid push-up, so it

doesn't really matter if you go all the

way down or not. You make up for it with

the reps. You do more reps instead

of less reps. That's my tactic.

Yeah, oh,

what should I do now? I had dinner, had my

coffee and biscuits, did my exercise.

This is why people don't mess with me. I

bet you anything someone recognized me

outside and they didn't dare mess with me

because I'm pumping muscle. They probably

saw my workout video and they thought, I

better not mess with Daniel, he'll beat me

up.

Nothing interesting online. What should we

This is life.

Do nothing, then you die.

Is that an Apple monitor? No, it's a TV.

I'm so bored. I've got ice cream,

but there's no freezer here and it all

melted. So it's like melted

ice cream.

Not very nice.

I can use it as a flashlight. It's pretty

soft. I put my dick right in there.

Fuck my cornetto. Look, I'll show you.

Uh, it's dripping,

it's dripping. Oh my God.

God, yuck, it's wet.

Ice cream's not supposed to be wet. Look

Oh yeah,

just tastes weird when

it's not frozen.

Maybe the cone is still good.

Hmm, not bad,

just kind of strange.

Would you like an orange?

I'll cut you an orange.

Look at that carving expertise.

You see, not even any orange accidentally

cut off, and I got the skin off perfectly.

That's called knife skills.

Knife skills. What should

Make a video again?

Peel it with your hands? Ugh, then I'll

get orange bits under my fingernail.

That's disgusting.

Oh no, I failed this one. Cut into

the flesh.

I think I'm starting to like the bread

knife more than the scissors. The serrated

edge just makes it really satisfying. To

cut things. You don't have to use any

pressure or force.

Like when you're using a blade, it has to

be sharp, otherwise it won't cut very

well. But with a serrated blade, doesn't

even have to be sharp. The teeth do all

the work. Let's see.

Oh yes,

satisfaction.

That satisfaction.

What the hell? Can you hear

that? I can hear someone screaming.

Okay, now we cut it.

Domestic abuse.

Could be.

It's the sound of another man being

driven crazy by a nagging woman.

Another victim.

Squirted on my nose.

Okay, so we have the oranges.

Yesterday's orange was not very nice, but

this one's good. Juicy and sweet.

Did I take OnlyFans photos in the

captain's jacket?

Maybe,

maybe I did.

But there was one Airbnb in Germany where

I found women's underwear in the closet

and I wore them and then I jerked off

wearing them and then I put them

They'll never

The photos are only for sale for premium

members.

What YouTubers do I watch these days? I

watch the Corruptional Podcast,

and I watch a lot of random tech channels

recently, like that black guy,

Mark Marques, and I watched Dave2D.

Sometimes I watch Unbox Therapy, but the

guy is a bit annoying.

No, Airbnb did not ban me.

And they can't really complain about it

unless I break an object, which I didn't.

Technically, I didn't do anything wrong.

It's like the towels. You use the towels

and you wipe your bum crack and your dick,

don't you?

So you're allowed to use anything in the

Airbnb however you want to, as long as you

don't break it. And if there's stuff they

didn't want the guests to use, then really

they shouldn't have left it in the Airbnb,

so it's their fault.

If the Airbnb's for guests, then they

should either lock the private stuff away

or only have stuff in there for guests.

Because when I rent a place, I can use

anything in the Airbnb. However I want to.

It's like the cutlery, I put that in my

mouth and I suck it. The towels, I use

it to wipe my bum hole and my foreskin.

They're not going to complain to Airbnb

saying, oh, Daniel used my towel to wipe

his bum crack.

So I'm not really worried. You can report

away, and if anything does happen, then

you'll just give me free easy content to

make. I got banned from Airbnb! Oh my God!

So I win either way,

and then I'll just make a new Airbnb

account, and then it would be like nothing

even ever happened.

So good luck trying to get me banned or

but you know how it goes, usually nothing

happens. I mean, the guy, the Japanese guy

in the one of the Airbnbs where I had the

sex doll. He knew I had the sex doll in

there. He didn't care.

Airbnb owner is just happy they're getting

easy money.

And isn't Airbnb in financial trouble, so

I don't think they're going to start

banning one of the most frequent

users.

I heard Airbnb made a loss of like $5

billion or something because of the

coronavirus.

I've never actually had any problems with

being reported.

People keep trying to report me to

different places like immigration in

Japan, border control in the UK. The tax

people in the UK,

Airbnb owners— nothing has happened.

And if something did happen, I would have

made a video about it.

People don't care about some small

YouTuber who does or says weird, weird

stuff online. They've got more important

things to do. You were

banned from Twitch. No, I wasn't. I was