DO NOT BUY Resident Evil 3 Remake

Hello and welcome back to another video

game review. Today I'm going to be talking

about Resident Evil 3, the remake version,

and why you should not be buying it. So I

decided to check out the new Resident Evil

3 remake game by playing the demo version,

the free demo version which is available

to everyone on Steam. And I finished the

demo version about 4 times now, and I can

even finish it without dying even once.

And after finishing the demo version of

the game about 4 times now, I can safely

say that I have no interest in purchasing

the full version of the game. And I

thought I would do something helpful by

trying to help you save some of your

hard-earned cash by telling you why you

should not buy this game either. So as

you've probably guessed by now, this is a

remake of the original version of the game

which came out all the way back in 1999

when I was only a 10-year-old boy. I still

remember the day when my friends came to

school and they started telling me about

this new zombie game for PlayStation and

And I decided to buy it for myself as

well. Well, actually, I asked my parents

to buy it because at the time I didn't

have any money. And after playing it for

about 10 minutes, I just had to turn the

game off because it was way too scary. It

was too scary for my 10-year-old self to

be able to handle, and I had to make my

friend play it so I could watch him play

it. So as you may know, last year Capcom

also made a remake of Resident Evil 2.

I'm not sure why they started these

remakes with Resident Evil 2 instead of 1.

You would think they would start with 1

and then go to 2 and then 3, but instead

they started with 2 last year and that

game was really popular and did very well,

so obviously it made sense for them to

carry on remaking their old games instead

of coming up with new ideas. And this is

where my problem, my issue with the gaming

industry and the film industry comes in.

Same thing that Disney is doing, they're

just remaking their old films. We now have

live-action remakes of Aladdin and Lion

King. And okay, yeah, I have to admit the

Resident Evil 2 and 3 remake video games

do look pretty good, and I guess it's not

exactly the same game, it's based off of

the same story and the same concepts, but

it's not like they've just slapped on an

upgraded graphics pack. It's actually a

completely new game that they had to

redesign from the beginning. But even if

it is a new game engine and it's slightly

different to the original games, it's

still basically the same game. It just

looks better. Even though it looks better,

it's still at the end of the day, it's

still the same game, the same characters,

same story, same concept. And I guess it's

not really a problem to, you know, remake

the old classics for the current

generation to enjoy. But I just can't help

but feel sad that these big companies are

just remaking their old classics to make

some easy money instead of spending that

money, time, and effort on making new

original ideas and games and films.

So I'm going to make a stand and decide

not to spend my money on these remakes

because I don't really want to contribute

to encouraging these companies to just

carry on churning out more remakes instead

of making new stuff. So that was just my

standpoint on remakes. I don't like them,

I don't want to support them, I don't want

to encourage companies to make more

remakes by spending my money, my

hard-earned money, on the remade products.

Okay, so next I want to talk about the

actual Resident Evil 3 Remake game and

what I thought of it after playing the

demo version several times. So first of

all, I really have to commend them on

offering a demo version in the first

place. This is just something I've had a

big problem with for a very long time. I

don't understand why game companies don't

offer demos with every single game? Why do

I have to spend all this money on a game

that I probably won't even like? Now

luckily on Steam you can refund games if

you've played less than 2 hours, but

sometimes you really need to play more

than 2 hours to really decide if you like

the game or not. And on other gaming

platforms such as the Switch, they don't

even offer you a refund, so you just have

to blindly purchase the game after reading

or watching a few reviews and then You

have to spend £60 or £50 on one of their

brand new titles and you don't even know

if you're going to like it. It's really

hard to know if you're going to actually

like a game, even if you've read reviews

or seen the gameplay. It's hard to know

unless you actually play the game

yourself. I really think that these game

companies should be forced to offer a free

demo version of their game if they want to

sell their game on Steam or some other

gaming marketplace. So yeah, I really have

to commend Capcom on providing a free

demo Which is actually quite a lengthy

demo. It lasts about 35 minutes if you

know what you're doing. Took me about an

hour to finish the demo version on my

first play. So when it comes to playing

video games, there's basically 2 things

that make you want to play the game.

There's the gameplay, which should be fun.

If the gameplay is fun, then you're going

to want to play it, obviously. And number

2 is the story. If it has an interesting,

captivating story, it's going to make you

more interested in playing the game

because you want to be involved in that

story. And sadly, I just don't think

Resident Evil 3 Remake is a fun game to

play. The gameplay mechanics are just kind

of annoying and fiddly and frustrating.

The story, on the other hand, is pretty

good. I'm a big fan of zombie movies and

zombie stories and video games about

zombies. I like zombies, I think they're

cool. And Resident Evil probably has one

of the best zombie stories. The whole idea

of a secret facility underneath Raccoon

City researching dangerous stuff and then

viruses getting leaked out and then the

inhabitants of the city turning into

zombies. I think that's really

fascinating. But the problem when the main

attraction of a game is the story, then I

don't really feel like there's any reason

to actually play the game. Why don't you

just watch someone else play it on

YouTube? You just— if you search on

YouTube for Resident Evil 3 Remake story

cutscenes no commentary, then a whole

bunch of videos pop up where you can enjoy

and experience the whole story of the game

for free without even having to play it or

buy it. My problem with the gameplay of

the game is it's just kind of dull and

boring and slow-paced, and it's not worth

the full asking price, which is about £50

or £45, I think. Number one, I feel like

the character moves very sluggishly and

it's kind of annoying having to maneuver

her around the maps and the areas and the

rooms of the game. Most of the time in the

game, you will find yourself just running

around dark corridors or dark rooms

searching for an item, usually a key or

code to open some kind of safe or door,

or some kind of objects like bolt cutters

so you can open more doors. It's basically

just running around looking for keys to

access more rooms so you can look for more

keys to access the next room. And then we

have the zombies, which you will be

fighting most of the time. And the zombies

just are kind of annoying to fight. You

would think it's easy to take down a

zombie. Usually to kill zombies, you just

shoot them in the brain. And if you shoot

them in the head or the brain, then they

go down. But in Resident Evil 3 Remake,

sometimes you have to shoot them in the

head at least 4 times before they go down.

You shoot them once or twice, nothing

really happens. A 3rd time, they fall

down, you think they're dead, and then

they keep getting back up again until you

have to pump about 4 or 6 or 7 bullets

into their stupid faces. It just doesn't

feel satisfying when you keep shooting it

in the head and one shot is supposed to be

enough to kill anything in the head. It

just doesn't feel realistic. I mean, how

strong are their skulls? Do they have

bulletproof skulls that are protecting

their brains from the bullets penetrating

it? I just don't think that it's very

realistic unless her gun is so

pathetically weak that it can't even

penetrate a zombie's skull. I just don't

think it's very believable that it should

take 4 shots to the face to take down the

zombie. Now I know zombies aren't real and

it's just science fiction, but I like to

at least believe that it's possible to

have a zombie, and I just— I think one

bullet in the face should be enough to

take down a zombie. It's also really

frustrating aiming for their heads in the

first place because they are zombies.

They don't walk very stably. They don't

walk in a straight line in a stable way.

They kind of wobble side to side. So you

think you have a headshot lined up, and

then all of a sudden they just wobble to

the side, or they do a quick Matrix kind

of bullet dodge, and you end up shooting

10 times and then only about 5 bullets hit

them in the face, and even then it's not

enough to finish it off. You also get a

knife which is so useless and rubbish. I

tried using the knife to take down a

zombie because I ran out of bullets

because I kept missing them because I kept

doing this stupid Matrix dodge. It's like

every time I fired the bullet they would

flinch to the left or right making me

miss. So anyway, I ran out of bullets and

I entered the next room and there was one

zombie, so I didn't know what to do. I

tried using the knife to take it down,

and it took about 20 stabs, I think, to

finally take it. And it took at least a

couple bites out of my neck, which

severely injured me in the process. No,

no, it just should not work like that at

all. Have you not seen The Walking Dead

when they just kill a zombie easily with a

knife? You just stab it in the face or

under the chin or in the brain and it

should go down. Why is it taking 20 stabs

in the face to take down a zombie in

Resident Evil 3. I don't understand what

is the point of this game having zombies

and trying to be all realistic and

believable when there's really stupid

things happening in the game like taking

20 stabs in the face to die. And there's

also this really big monster called the

Nemesis, which is a really irritating kind

of boss character who keeps randomly

appearing during the game. And the whole

idea of the Nemesis is he's hunting down

S.T.A.R.S. members and Jill Valentine,

the character you play, she's part of

S.T.A.R.S. and he's trying to hunt her

down because she knows secrets. Anyway,

he keeps popping up and he chases you and

you can't kill him because he's invincible

because, you know, he's like the main boss

enemy. So all you can do is run away and

hope he doesn't hit you. And this is kind

of frustrating because like I said

earlier, Moving around in the game is

really sluggish and it's kind of like

trying to drive a tank in a wheelchair.

She's just not very agile as a character.

Even though she looks very sexy and slim,

she moves around like a fat old lady. In

comparison, the Nemesis moves like a

bloody ice skater on steroids and he'll

just slam into you whilst you're trying to

turn. If you want to try and do a

90-degree turn, it's kind of like trying

to park a forklift whilst you're

completely drunk. It's just kind of

annoying that you can't even fight back

against this Nemesis person, and you're

supposed to run away and you're supposed

to escape, but they make it so difficult

because the character is so sluggish and

slow. Inventory management is also kind of

annoying. You only get 8 slots in your

bag, and then about 4 of them are always

permanently taken up by your gun and your

knife and your bolt cutter and a bunch of

other things. So you only have about 4 or

5 slots open, and most of the time Most

of the time they'll be filled with

gunpowder or herbs. Yes, herbs has an H

at the beginning. So yeah, if you're

interested in the game, I would suggest

that you just play the free demo. It's

free, what do you have to lose? For me

personally, after playing the demo

version, I felt like I had enough of the

game. Yeah, some parts of the game were

pretty cool. I guess it's fairly

satisfying when you do a headshot and then

the zombie's head randomly explodes. In

one shot instead of taking 4 or 5 shots to

take down. I feel like that's what should

happen most of the time. And I guess the

graphics are pretty good. I mean, the

character model is extremely attractive,

and I spent at least half an hour just

zooming in on her face and looking at her

face in different lighting situations,

different angles. And I have to say, I've

never seen a female character in a video

game that looked so attractive, and I've

also never felt so depressed before by

looking at a video game character and

realizing that a weird-looking sad loser

like me would never be able to get a girl

that looks so beautiful.

Interestingly, the character's face, Jill

Valentine, is actually modeled after a

real-life person who really exists in the

world. She's some kind of Russian model or

something, you can Google her name. And I

think she looks okay, but I still think

she doesn't look as gorgeous as the

in-game model of her face. I'm not too

sure if I'm a fan of this new 3D face

mapping technology. I mean, back in the

day they used to create character designs

and make up their own original faces.

These days they just find models and

celebrities and actors and they just 3D

map their face I, I feel like it's a bit

lazy. So in conclusion, lazy 3D

face mapping, lazy remaking of classic

titles. What next, they're gonna make

Resident Evil 4 remake and then Resident

Evil 5 remake, and then in 10 years' time

are we gonna have the remake of the

Resident Evil 3 remake, and then in 20

years' time we have the remake of the

remake of the remake of the remake. So

yeah, I'm not really a big fan of remaking

classics. I think classics should be left

as they were because that's how we saw

them when we were kids. And I don't really

get the same feeling of nostalgia playing

the remake of Resident Evil 3 as I would

if I just played the original Resident

Evil 3 that I played when I was 10 years

old all the way back in 1999. So yeah, I

hope you like my video about this game.

Goodbye. Oh, and one last note— does

anyone else think that Carlos, his

hairstyle looks absolutely ridiculous? I

mean, it's okay, I guess, but for some

reason it just looks like it has way too

much volume on the Like he has a massively

long head.

What the hell was it doing to them?