my NEW life in England! [viUb0LP3uU8]

Testing.

Is it live yet? Testing.

Is it live? Okay.

Did I finish my morning routine? Yes. And

I finished my midday routine. We're in the

afternoon routine.

Why stream so soon again?

I didn't stream for one whole day. When

was my last stream? 2 days ago. I don't

know, why not?

I was doing Elden Ring videos yesterday

and this morning, so I want to have a

break from Elden Ring.

Yeah, a few of them are popping off,

getting a couple thousand views. For some

reason, only one type of video is getting

views when I talk about weapons. If I do

anything else, it won't get views.

Like testing weapons and comparing weapons

is the only one I can get a couple

thousand views on, so I just keep doing

those over and over again. Just keep going

through all the different weapons.

Where's my Discord invite? I don't know if

I'm gonna invite new people to the

Maybe I could. But there's no new

people in my community, so it's not like

there's new people to join it. Just be the

same people. I had to kick like

130 people because they were inactive for

a whole month.

It's not very exciting on there anymore

anyway. Back in 2022, at least, there was

some drama with this person trying to

trick us into thinking she was a

14-year-old girl or something.

Another day sitting in your room.

Yep. Where else am I going to sit? On the

side of the road? It's getting cold again.

It was really hot a week ago and now it's

cold again. It's like 19

degrees, but it's all windy and cloudy

outside. It's not nice. I don't know how

my mum and my relative was just sitting

outside. It's freezing cold. They're

wearing t-shirts and shorts as well. I was

sitting inside. I was freezing because I

had the doors open.

I don't want to go into the garden. The

weather's bad and all my relatives sitting

out there. They just sit outside in the

garden all day and then they eat and then

they sit and then they eat again and then

they sit again and they eat again. That's

all they do. And they smoke.

I'd be so bored.

I can't do anything. Like business

related. I don't know how they're not

bored. I'd be so bored.

What am I doing? I'm busy. I'm running

multiple YouTube channels. I'm making my

money. I'm playing Elden Ring.

I had to play Elden Ring for like 2 hours

yesterday to unlock all of the cracked

tears. To make a video about it. It took

ages. I had to kill all the big fire

golems. It was so frustrating.

Oh wow, thanks Chamfoot,

gifted membership.

What programming language was I using to

make the game? It was Game Maker Studio,

so I guess it's Game Maker Language, GML.

I managed to meet my goal in June. I

wanted to make $1,000 in June. I managed

to make $1,035, so I feel quite good about

that. It was a tough month. I missed

out the first week because of traveling,

and I didn't get any videos pop off, and

people were getting bored of my streams.

So considering all the negatives,

somehow managed to pull off $1,000 for

June. People are really bored

of my streams now. The viewership really

fell off since I came home,

but they still make the most money, so I

feel like I have to do them because

I try anything else and it just does

worse. Like making a video makes worse—

less money than just streaming.

So I might as well just stream even if it

is boring. I don't know what else to do.

I usually make around $50,

$40 to $50. And then I make like

15 to 20 on a video.

I don't know how much longer it's going to

last though.

At least my internet's fixed. I mean, the

house internet still sucks. I don't use it

anymore. I use my phone data, but I've got

nearly 100 download speed. 80 to 90.

Have you seen the latest Lisa music video?

No, but I heard they paid everyone. They

did it in Bangkok, didn't they? In

Chinatown. I heard they paid everyone to

shut their shops down so they could have

the entire Chinatown street to film the

video. What if someone says no?

Bangkok Chinatown is so dirty compared to

Yokohama Chinatown. It's crazy,

the difference. Bangkok Chinatown is so

chaotic and smelly and loud. You go to

Yokohama Chinatown, so peaceful, so

sterile. A bit boring though.

I don't know if I'm ever going back to

Thailand. Girlfriend doesn't talk to me

anymore. Do you think she dumped me? Or

she's trying to think about dumping me?

She hasn't talked to me since Thursday.

Today's Monday. I don't

know, it's weird because before the stream

I did on Thursday, everything was fine.

And then I did the stream. And now she

doesn't talk to me anymore. What did I

even say on that stream that was so bad?

I don't get it. Have I messaged her?

No, I'm not going to

message her if she doesn't want to message

me. My rule is if they want to talk to

you, they will talk to you. If they aren't

talking to you, it's because they don't

really want to talk to you. So I'm not

going to message people who don't want to

What's the latest on the money front?

Well, I managed to get my earnings back up

quite a bit thanks to sheer grinding.

Sorry. 1st of

July. See what we can do this month.

We have the entire month to grind.

First month, first day of the month. I

nearly said first month of the day.

I don't know if I'm going to go back to

Asia anytime

soon. I don't see the point.

Spend loads of money, live in a small

little box, get diarrhea,

and be bored. Sounds great.

What a great time.

I feel kind of down recently. I don't know

why. Maybe because of the weather. The

weather's like very gloomy and cold. And

also it's been like 3 weeks of my

relatives being here. It's getting a

bit stressful. They're always in the

kitchen. I go down to make my morning

coffee And there's like people, and I go

down to make lunch, and then there's

people standing around blocking the

fridge, blocking the kettle.

It's really annoying, to be honest.

New Thai visa. I don't think I'm going

back to Thailand.

So I'm like trapped in my room because I

can't go outside because I only like going

outside when there's no one around. If

there's people around, it kind of ruins

the point of going outside.

When I drink this tea, it makes my brain

feel funny, like I can feel something

moving in my brain. Don't know what that

is. I went down for lunch

and they were all sitting outside on the

patio. They're talking about Singapore,

Chinese Malaysians moving to Singapore or

You said you had a big garden. Is that

not room for all of you? Yeah, you could

fit 1,000 people in the garden, but I

do weird things in the garden. I walk

round and round in a circle like a

brain-damaged pigeon, so it looks pretty

weird. I don't feel comfortable doing

weird stuff if people are watching me. I

go— I like going out into the garden when

there's no one there. I just walk round

and round in circles thinking. I like to

think. Some of my best videos, the ideas

came when I was just wandering around in

the garden. I can't think when there's

people distracting me. They keep talking

as well, which is a big distraction. I

need pure silence.

That's why I haven't made any videos

recently. I just can't concentrate. I

can't get into the mood,

but it's only another week. I think

they're going— my sister's going to go

too. She's going to Japan. Sister's going

to Japan this week, so it's going to

be just me and my mum. And then I guess

sometimes Dave Gibson's going to come

over. He hasn't been over in a while.

Hopefully not too many guests keep coming

over. My mum just loves people. She always

wants people coming over for some reason.

I just can't relate to it. She's just

really a people person.

It's so boring, you know, you just sit

there talking. I've got stuff to do.

Yeah, typical Thailand is introducing a

better visa solution when I'm probably not

going to go to Thailand anymore. Typical,

isn't it? Always happens. Like, I want to

go to Japan, Japan closes its borders for

COVID, and then now I'm no longer able to

go to Japan, and then stupid Japan reopens

the borders the next day. Typical.

Why do things always happen when I don't

want it to happen? The universe is Trying

to mock me.

I used to get 30 days in Thailand. I had

to go to immigration to extend it to 75

days. So what

about now? You get 60 days on entry and

then what? Go to immigration, extend it by

another 15 days.

I have no interest in traveling right now.

Imagine going all the way to the airport

to sit on a plane for 12 hours,

spending thousands of pounds.

Wow, what a great idea.

Not,

not even

to see faster. She doesn't even talk to me

anymore. Every time I stream, she keeps

whining at me about me not caring about

her.

Why? It's like before she knew about my

YouTube channel, everything was fine. And

then after she found out about my YouTube

channel, it all started to fall apart.

Why is it every time they find out,

they start watching my streams to see what

I'm talking about and they don't like what

I say? Do I say weird stuff? I think

everything I say makes pretty good sense.

Otherwise I wouldn't say it. They think

I'm sitting here just saying stupid stuff.

I don't understand why they think what I'm

saying is so weird or not nice.

I don't think I said anything wrong.

I think she's just oversensitive. I mean,

I made a video last year, an illustrated

one called Why I miss living in England,

and that made her cry. Now all I

said was I miss the food and I

don't know, I miss Amazon. How is that

going to make you cry? I can't say

anything then.

I told her I don't really care about

Thailand. She got upset. I said it's a

nice country and everything, but honestly,

I don't care. I'm not interested in

Thailand as a country like I was

interested in Japan.

I'm not interested in countries. It's just

a bit of mud floating in the water with

things on it. Who cares?

She's too sensitive. I think you need to

have thick skin to be with me.

I've never been with someone who cries so

much.

So yeah, I don't know if it's over or not.

This is the longest where we've not talked

since we've been together.

The only thing I really like about

Thailand are the nice cheap condos.

Modern, nice to live in, really cheap,

good internet, swimming pool. I do kind of

miss the swimming pool actually. I kind of

miss the warm weather after around 5 or 6

PM. It's nice going out and it's nice and

warm, not freezing cold and windy. But 12

o'clock midday is horrible in Thailand

when it's really hot. After around 4 or 5

PM, it's quite nice. My favorite

memory would be probably going shopping

after like 6 PM and you go out down, down

the elevator into the car park and it just

feels nice and warm. There's no horrible

wind, there's no rain apart from the way—

the wainy— the rainy months. There's only

like 2 rainy months, but outside of the

rainy months, it doesn't rain at all,

ever. It doesn't ever rain outside of the

rainy months. So it's just nice and

pleasant and warm. Go to the shopping

center, buy some food and stuff. It's

Shopping in the UK is not a nice

experience. You go to some little tiny

town and it's full of chavs and everywhere

looks run down and ugly and it's cold.

Not fun. I think shopping experience is

really nice in Thailand. Japan, not great

either. Japan shopping sucks. They don't

have these big shopping centers apart from

like Lala Port, but you could go outside

of the city to the outskirts. They put the

massive shopping centers In the middle of

nowhere near like big motorways.

And then you go shopping in Japan and it's

usually just go to, I don't know, Don

Quijote, which is rubbish. I hate Don

Quijote. Or Yodobashi Camera. It's like

a big multi-level shopping center, but

it's not the same as like a big shopping

mall. Why doesn't Japan have like big

shopping mall? You know where it's really

big? And it's got like a big open middle

with escalators going up and down

different floors. Japan doesn't have that.

Not like Thailand. Bangkok has the best

shopping malls I've ever seen, like Icon

Siam and Central World and Paragon.

So nice. Got Apple shops, tech stuff,

food on the ground floors, big

supermarket, clothing.

That's my favorite thing about Thailand.

Aeon malls, I guess they have those, but

they're rubbish. It's full of old

grannies. They just, they have like some

big malls, but they're really old and ugly

looking, and they don't feel

the same as the Bangkok shopping centers.

Shopping is more fun. I did really enjoy

going to the— they've got these computer

shops like Jib. Jib was my favorite. They

have all the computer parts, monitors,

accessories. I like going there, look at

the new laptops. Oh, they had a massive

ASUS shop with all the latest ASUS gaming

laptops. I love that shop.

I don't see any of that in Japan. Oh,

they do have a gaming section in Yodobashi

Camera, I guess.

I usually go there to just sit on the

chairs, but it's not the same.

Terminal 21. Yeah, I went there quite a

It's okay.

It's not my favorite. I like Central

World, probably. Icon Siam is a bit too

posh for me, but it's got a nice Apple

shop. Now we're

in the I miss Thailand phase. First we

were in I hate Thailand. Now I'm like,

oh, I miss Thailand actually. Now I'm

thinking how I'm probably not going to go

back. Now I feel like I kind of miss it.

Why is it you only miss stuff when it's

gone? And when you have it, you don't

really care about it much. The paradox of

humanity. You only ever want what

you don't have, and then once you have it,

you don't want it anymore.

The paradox.

Once your mum sells the Lord Estate— I

don't think she's gonna sell it. She keeps

saying she hates Malaysia and she would

never want to go back to Malaysia.

Well, if she did sell it, I'd probably get

a couple hundred thousand pounds,

wouldn't I? As my inheritance,

my share. And then I'll just put it in a

savings account and live off 5% interest

plus my YouTube earnings.

My YouTube earnings right now are probably

just barely enough to be able to live on

my own if I get like a £600 a month flat.

5% is £5K a year. No, it's £10K a

year. If I get £200K,

um, it'll be £10K a year, 5%.

So £10K interest plus my YouTube earnings,

I'll be making like £20K a year.

I'd be pretty comfy. Just get a place that

costs, I don't know, $800 to $1K a month

rented. Then I have still $8K left

for food and stuff.

I don't know where I'd live.

The whole idea of living in Japan for 6

months, Thailand for 3 months, South Korea

3 months does not really sound appetizing

to me anymore. I don't know about the

whole rotation idea. Sounds tiring and

expensive.

The annoying thing is you can never live

anywhere for long enough to feel settled,

and then once you do start feeling

settled, it's time to leave. And then you

got to restart the whole process of, I got

to set up internet, I got to get food, I

got to find a place to live. It's such a

headache. Your whole life just revolves

around, oh, where am I going to live in 4

months' time? Is it going to be noisy?

Am I going to like it? It's like having to

reset your life every— you got to reset

your life 3 times a year. I don't

know if I want to live like that.

Most people don't want to live like that.

They just get a place and they live there.

And I used to think, that's boring, why

would you want to live like that? Now I'm

starting to slowly understand it.

The problem

is there's not many countries I like, so

it makes choosing countries very

difficult. I thought maybe I could do a

few months in Malaysia. I could try

Taiwan. Then I'm fed up.

Maybe I just stay here and I stop wasting

Who's Shaheer though?

I'll tell you the full story of how I met

my ex-wife. It was 2017. I was on

Tinder. I matched Chihiro.

She would soon become my wife. I still

can't believe that all happened. Can you

believe I married a Japanese woman and

divorced her within 2 years and

made all this YouTube content about the

whole thing? Sometimes I feel like it

never actually happened.

What if savings rate fails— falls? I don't

think they can do that. That's illegal. I

will sue the bank.

And take them to court. Can't do that.

No, they can't do that. I don't believe

you.

Your new life looks suspiciously like the

old one. No, I've got a nice fabric

closet drawer. My best purchase since I

got home. Look at that. All my underwear

and socks go in there instead of in a

massive mountain.

And, um, I got a new laptop.

It's a pretty nice laptop.

Can't believe it runs 3 displays, plays

Elden Ring, and edits video all at the

same time without lagging. This thing's a

beast.

It's got one of the latest AMD chips.

Don't know what it is. 7940HS and

RTX 4060.

16 gigs of RAM. It's the most powerful

laptop I've ever had. So hot though. You

could fry an egg on this. Oh, it's hot.

Oh, burn my finger.

But I, um, I do so many things

like high, high-power intensive processes

every day, all day. This thing's going to

blow up probably by next year.

It's going to be broken or something.

I use my laptops very hard.

They are my tools of my trade.

Who's Ask Japan? Never heard of him.

Yeah, I don't know why these little

channels starting recently blowing up so

Well, I can't— my channel's dead,

dead in the water.

Oh well, at least I got you guys still.

Oh, my mom, she shared some kind of

article about Nigel Farage on her

Facebook, and she's got this one friend

who's like super SJW, and she— the friend

wrote a comment saying, oh, Cami, you

shouldn't be supporting him, he's a racist

and he's a Hitler lover.

I can't believe people actually believe

this stuff. Why would you think Nigel

Farage loves Hitler? And why do you think

he's racist? When has he ever said

anything racist?

This friend is such an idiot. Her

daughter's like super left-wing feminist

as well. Sad, because we grew up next door

to them and we were like good friends,

but then they turned out kind of weird.

Well, the dad was cool. He was called

Chris as well. I used to go over his house

all the time. Because he was like a big

gamer and he would have stacks and stacks

of PlayStation 1 games. So I'd beg him to

let me come over and play his games all

the time. But he cheated on his wife and

got like a young— he was a teacher and he

had an affair with his student who was

like 18 years old or something. And then

he just left his family to go and marry or

have a relationship with his student. So

then the wife and the daughter now hate

men. And then they were like saying to my

mum that she shouldn't be supporting Nigel

Farage because he's like a Hitler lover or

something. I never heard that one

before. Oh, hey, Sunny.

How's life in Japan?

Wait, I just asked you what you asked me.

Yeah, UK life is so great.

It feels more like I'm in Malaysia though,

currently, because my relatives are still

here and I just hear Chinese all the time.

I can hear my mum from all the way— if

she's outside, I can hear her. She's so

loud. I can't hear anything

right now though. It's very quiet.

Well, I got my letter from the council.

Um, they said my application

to be added to the electoral register has

been successful. You'll be added to the

register on the 1st of August. But the

vote is in 3 days.

If you give me £100, I will vote for

whoever you want me to vote for. I will

sell my vote to the highest bidder. Maybe

Dave Gibson will give me some money if I

join him and vote for reform.

Hahaha. I'm not voting for free.

It's so humid. Rainy season. Is it started

already? Oh, my sister's going to Japan

this week. You could meet her. You two

would be in Japan at the same time. July.

She's getting ready to go now. I think

she's going sometime this week.

She showed me her travel itinerary. She

had Tobita Shinchi on her on her Osaka

places to go to. And I said, you do not

want to go to Sotobutsu Shinchi. Well,

maybe your husband might when he's alone.

Imagine I say, oh yeah, you should go.

They do traditional tea and then they go

and they go up to the room. The girl gets

naked or something. What would they do?

What would you do if you had like 2

foreigners just stroll into the red light

district not knowing what it is, and they

don't speak English, and they're trying to

explain, this is red light district, and

they don't understand what they're saying.

Must be so awkward.

Daniel refuses to let me join the Discord.

Yeah, cuz there's too many weird people on

it.

I don't trust who's on it,

and I had to keep banning people because

they keep annoying me,

and we have secret conversations.

About secret stuff.

Ban the weird people? I do, but they all

make like a side server, like a backup

server, so they all go there. All the

people I banned end up on the backup

server. Apparently my nudes are on

Discord. How did you find out about that?

See, that's what I'm talking about. Some

weirdo took the screenshot of us when we

met and then they edited it to make it

look like you're naked from the neck down.

That's why I don't want you to join.

But that guy is not on my Discord. Yeah,

it was AI generated. He's not on my

Discord. He was on a different Splinter

Discord.

Why is the entire chat saying Faster and

Daniel broke up? What happened? Well,

I think she dumped me because she hasn't

talked to me since last week. She was

really upset after my last stream.

Apparently I said something that was

upsetting, but I have no idea what it was.

Nude from the neck down. Yeah,

what's weird about saying that? We're all

nude from the neck up.

I'm nude from the neck up right now.

Well, some people might have a face mask,

or you might be a Muslim who has a head

cover.

Maybe she's on your Discord. Yeah, I think

my girlfriend's on my Discord cuz she

definitely finds out what I say.

Everyone's trying to spy on what I say.

No privacy.

What's the next arc gonna be? I don't

know, no idea.

I think we have to wait until next week

until everyone leaves and then things will

change. Right now I'm just like stuck in

Groundhog Day because every day is the

same and I feel trapped in my room and

there's so many people here. I can't

even sit down and watch TV after dinner.

I have to go straight back up to my room

because it's so loud.

Aren't you worried something might have

happened to her? No, she said she

wants— she said she wants to take a break

to think about things, and I said, okay,

take your time. That was last Thursday.

Now it's Monday, so I

No, no linking of Discords.

You're not allowed. Weird people are gonna

message you and try and meet up and stuff.

I do not give permission.

I don't mind being stuck in the UK. I

don't really want to go anywhere. I feel

quite comfy. I got my internet fixed as

well. I put my phone hotspot by the window

and I put it on my tripod and I put it

really high up. And now I'm getting like

80 download and 10 to 15 upload speeds.

I was going to get Starlink and put it in

the garden, the satellite dish, and I was

going to hook it up to my house. I nearly

got it, but then I realized I can just use

my phone data and then put it near the

window and get good signal.

Oh wow, thanks. Hi, hi. How did Faster

rank in terms of your other GFS? For us,

I think it was the most boring era. The

Mila and Chihiro eras were the best.

I don't want to say anything mean.

Don't know, it was interesting.

For a bit.

Text-to-speech is quiet. Hmm,

the problem is it's coming out the

speakers, but my mic is facing towards me.

I don't know how to make it come out of

the system.

Do you have unlimited data? Yeah,

I had to get the monthly unlimited data

boost. It cost £25.

I had mods before, but they kept getting

into arguments with people and then

banning them.

So it was easier to just not have mods.

I do kind of miss Eris though, she was

funny. She was a mod, and then when I

removed all the mods, she got mad and she

I thought she left because I unbanned some

people who she didn't like, but those

people left anyway. Is your sister

coming to Kansai? Yeah, she wants to go

all across Japan. She wants to go to

Nagasaki. She asked me if 4 nights in

Fukuoka is too much. I said Fukuoka was

really boring. Do 1 night and do more

nights in Osaka. Osaka is way better than

Fukuoka. You should take all the nights

from Fukuoka and put it into Osaka.

Fukuoka is like an afternoon walk around

the shopping center and then eat a yatai

food stall thing and then get on the

train, go to Osaka. There's nothing to do

in Fukuoka. Maybe there's some museums. I

don't know. I stayed 2 nights in Fukuoka

and it was so boring.

Yeah, what happened to Kerry B? I haven't

seen her in a while. Everyone's leaving.

Am I 40 now? No, I'm 35,

actually.

So I recommended my sister to go to Kyoto

because there's loads of places in Kyoto

to go to,

and Osaka is good.

Tokyo's okay, I guess. I feel like you

can see all of Tokyo in 2 days.

I can only think of 3 places in Tokyo that

are interesting. Meiji Shrine,

Asakusa, Shibuya.

Maybe Tokyo Tower.

At least mod me. What, on YouTube?

Yeah, I could do since Kerry B doesn't

show up anymore.

But you're not gonna start banning people.

I don't know if you ban someone who super

chats, can they not super chat anymore?

I'm scared of having moderators.

There's not really much to moderate.

Sometimes there's like a weird bot that

spams the N-word. They used to come every

stream, remember? A couple years ago. It

was so annoying. That's why I made a few

people mods, but now they don't really

I won't ban anyone. Uh, okay,

I guess I could put

user on timeout. Imagine I accidentally

ban you. Add as moderator.

I could— they've changed it. There's 2

mods now: managing moderator or standard

moderator. Managing moderator can

manage blocked words and change chat

modes. So that's like higher

than standard moderator.

What is a chat mode? I put standard

moderator.

There, to prove my trust,

I will give you the blue spanner. Why is

it a spanner?

If there's nothing to mod, why you need

mods? I don't know, some people like to be

a mod, I guess.

You banned someone in Japan who was

threatening violence. Oh yeah.

Yeah, if they're gonna start saying stuff

like that, I'll ban them. That was just

weird and messed up. He said something

like, I'm gonna go to Japan and smash your

face in. I also

banned Essex Girl because she sent me a

weird message saying, this is Essex Girl's

man. I'm gonna go to England and, I don't

know, beat you up or something if you

don't shut up.

Bit of a shame. I liked Essex Girl,

but she just messed me around.

I used to talk to Essex Girl a lot back in

2020, '21, '19.

We would phone for hours and

talk a lot. So I thought she was like a

special person. Guess I was wrong.

Is she on some side Discord server now? I

don't know where she is.

She's on someone else's server. She didn't

really seem to care that I banned her and

blocked her. Guess I wasn't very important

to her.

Well, even before I banned her, she kind

of stopped talking on my server. And she

was always on the other servers. I think

because the other servers are full of

people I banned, so maybe it's more

active. Marty's server is totally

dead. Which server is the most active now?

My server is pretty dead too. It's always

like the same 5 people.

There's 300 members, but it's always 5

people, the same 5 people.

The other people don't talk. If I kick

them, they keep rejoining to not talk.

Back up. Hiding my room server is dead.

Really? I thought it'd be active if all

the people I banned were there and there

were no rules.

Oh wow, thank you so hard. Don't talk

because your personality is annoying and

we just want to observe.

I'm not annoying. I'm very open-minded

and nice to talk to. As long as you don't

insult me or say stupid things when I'm

upset, then I think I'm quite

I want to meet Pia too. We could do a road

trip to Wales.

Who's this EDK guy? Messaged Bloodbucket

on Twitter to meet up. Did she meet up?

Bloodbucket met up with someone else from

Discord. Forgot who it was.

She said they went to the cafe that I

went to for the meetup. Before I went

to it or something.

Didn't Pia's boyfriend show up at your

house? Yeah, he showed up twice back in

2018 and '19.

No, Bloodbuck is not on the Discord. She

said she's scared of it.

Oh wow, thanks. So do you feel that all of

your haters are just pathological for no

reason? There are lots of YouTubers who

don't get the level of hate you do. That

should tell you something about your

personality or the types of people you

attract in your life. Yeah, I attract a

lot of bullies. Bullies like to bully me

for some reason. Who will win in

the fight, UK Prime Minister or IDF?

I don't think Rishi Sunak could win in any

fights. He's so small. He's like 5'7.

I don't know why people love to bully me

I'm not 5'7. I'm, I'm 5'9. Everyone says

I'm tall. We had a look at the wedding

photos recently and I was standing next to

Dave Gibson and my brother-in-law's

dad, and I was same height as the dad,

but slightly shorter than Dave Gibson. My

sister said that I'm taller than she

thought. Is that Dave Gibson? Look, talk

of the devil. Look, Dave Gibson just rode

in. On a bike. That's so funny. It's like

I just summoned him out of nowhere. Dave

Gibson just appeared out of nowhere. He

rode his bicycle here.

I just said I haven't seen Dave Gibson in

a while, and then he just appeared.

That guy's funny. He just spawned.

Outside. Oh, was he still in Holland? Oh,

I think it's RoboGhost. I bet

I could win against Rashid.

Yeah, last I heard, he met my relatives

and the relatives drove to Calais, but he

went to Calais to ride a bicycle to

Holland, to Amsterdam. Maybe he just got

back. And he spent like a— what was he

doing in Amsterdam? There's only 2 things

you do in Amsterdam. It's either

prostitute-related or weed-related.

There's not much else there.

Yeah, so my sister was looking at the

wedding photos and she said, wow,

Daniel's tall. And I said, yeah,

why does everyone think I'm short? I am

half white after all.

I thought my brother-in-law was really

tall because when I stand near him, he

seems really tall. But then I looked at

the photo and he's only like half a head

taller. So maybe that

much. People seem taller than they

actually are in person.

I put a picture on my Instagram of the

wedding. I'm wearing a suit.

I got this photo.

That's my auntie, it's not my mum.

I can't really get it to focus.

I look— I don't know, I look like a

schoolboy. My trousers

don't match my jacket.

So when they finished the wedding

ceremony, they went to sign the

book or sign the papers, and they sat at

this table and they took photos. I think I

was supposed to go up with them, but no

one told me.

So you got my sister and her husband at

the table, and his parents, and his

brother, and my mum and Dave Gibson behind

my sister. I think I was supposed to be

there too, but they didn't say. And they

said Daniel didn't know because he didn't

come to the rehearsal. And I was like,

why didn't you just tell me then? No, you

didn't tell me. If there was something

important I was supposed to know, you

should have told me then. I don't know.

I thought the rehearsals would be boring.

You just go there, you sit down. I didn't

go to the rehearsal because no one asked

me to come. My mum just said, Daniel, do

you want to go to the rehearsal? And I

said no. And then they said okay, and they

all left. My sister didn't say, Daniel,

come to the rehearsal. If my sister said

Daniel, are you coming to the rehearsal?

Or, can you come to the rehearsal? Then I

would feel like they needed me at the

rehearsal. Because they didn't make me

feel needed, I thought, well, why bother

going to the rehearsal then if I'm not

needed? So I didn't know that I was

supposed to go up. Why didn't they just

say, come on, Daniel, we're taking the

photos now? Now I'm not in the photo.

I'm only in the garden photos. No, she

didn't ask me. She told— my mum didn't ask

me to come. She told me that they were

going. It's not the same.

I need to be invited and felt like I'm

needed. Otherwise, I feel like I'm not

wanted.

Do they have food at the rehearsal? No,

it's just the church rehearsal.

And then when the actual wedding day

happened, I was supposed to walk to the

church with my family, but they all left

without me. I went down and the only

people downstairs still was my sister and

her broommaids, whatever they're called,

the women, the best women.

Her 2 best women were with her helping her

get ready, and she was waiting for the

horse-drawn carriage to come. And I go

down, I'm like, where's everyone? And she

said, what are you doing here? You're

supposed to be at the church. And I was

like, what? No one even told me we're

going to church yet. I went

down there and my relatives were there.

And I sit down to tie my shoes and I look

back up and they're all gone. Not even a,

Daniel, we're going now. So I then have to

walk to the church on my own.

And there are these 2 people walking in

front of me, but they're walking slower.

So I accidentally had to catch

up with them. And then they started

talking to me. I didn't even know who they

The bride's groom, the bridesmaids. Yeah,

I keep forgetting the words.

The tie should be down to the top of the

trousers. Well, it was really windy. It

kept blowing my tie into my face, so I

tucked it— I tucked the bottom bit into my

shirt because it was annoying.

Will I remarry?

I don't know. Well, if I was going to get

married, it would not be like that. There

were so many people. I think 80%

of them were his family,

not my family. So I didn't know anyone.

There were only maybe 10 people I knew out

of 100+ people.

Oh well, it was interesting, I guess.

It just made my family feel really small

when I always felt like my family was huge

when I was a kid. Got 4 uncles,

10 cousins, 5 aunties. So it's

like 10 uncles and aunties and like 10

kids, 20 people. Still not very much.

Maybe my family's not very big, actually.

It feels big, but I guess it's not very

big. Used to have a lot of great

uncles and aunties, but they all died. So

my grandparents' brother and sisters, but

I missed all the dancing and the music

stuff because after food finished,

I kind of just— I snuck away and went back

up to my room. It was around 6 PM I

decided I've had enough, and then they

were just partying and dancing until

midnight. I went down a few times

to get sandwiches.

Boring. I did try to stick around, but I

ended up— because I was sitting at the

table, but they had to move people, they

had to move the tables away, so I was told

to get away from the table. So I was just

standing by the side of the tent on my

own, and I felt kind of stupid. It

reminded me of being in the bar in Japan

when you're just by yourself and you feel

stupid and you're looking around for

someone to talk to. I ended up just

leaving. I didn't know who to talk to. My

mum was drunk and she was like talking to

everyone. My sister

was going around talking to everyone.

That's what you do at a wedding. You go

around, you talk to everyone, say hi. I

just stood there by myself. Dave Gibson

talked to me a little bit. Well, not a

little bit, he talked to me quite a lot.

I talked to the best man a bit,

but I didn't know— I mean, I could have

talked to my cousins, but I never talked

to them, so it'd be kind of weird.

I talked to this guy called Ed. He said he

worked at Freetrade, which is the app I

use for stocks. He was the only guy

who I didn't know that I talked to.

Get drunk? I did. I had half a glass of

champagne and I got really tipsy, so I had

to start drinking water.

How did you initiate convo with him? He

talked to me. I didn't talk to him. He

just said, oh, hello. So how do you know

the broom? I said, I'm her brother. I live

here. This is my house. Haha. I felt like

I'm a VIP because I can go into the house

and I can go into the kitchen and And I

can use the house toilet.

He said he worked at Freetrade. I said,

oh, I use that. He said, oh, how's it

going for you? I said, I lost nearly all

my life savings on it. And he said, oh,

sorry about that. He said he left

Freetrade. He works at Robinhood now. He

said, come join us on Robinhood. I said,

maybe.

Robin— I thought Robinhood was America

only.

I thought there was drama with the CEO of

Robinhood and they all hated him.

The broom and the bride. That's how you

say it, isn't it? I joined

the broom and the bride in holy matrimony.

I didn't take any pictures. I took

pictures of the food. I have

picture with my mum.

Look at me with my funny suit. I wish I

had a black suit, not a grey suit. And

then I cooked bacon and eggs.

Hmm. I got this picture of me as a kid.

Look how bored I look. Even when I was a

kid, I just felt bored all the time.

That look looks just like me now,

but as a kid.

Forever bored.

This was the food. Cheesecake and

strawberries. And the starter was weird.

It was like mozzarella cheese with

runner beans and a peach. Bit weird,

but it tastes nice, I guess. And then for

the main, They had chicken and

fried, like, fried potatoes in a square.

And then I took this picture as well.

Very blurry.

Yeah, it was very small portions. I was

still hungry.

People were saying the food was not very

good. I thought it was good, it was just

My sister said she complained. To the

company saying the food was not good

enough. A bit harsh.

I thought they did a good job,

but I don't like to complain. I think they

tried their best.

Would I ever have a big wedding? No,

I would hate it.

I don't even know that many people who

would even come. I feel like my uncles and

my aunties don't even like me, so they

wouldn't even come. They never talk to me.

My aunties, English aunties, talk to me,

but my English uncles, they never talk to

me. It's so weird.

But they talked to my sister.

My uncle was here yesterday asking if he

could have the paintings my dad did, and

he was talking to my sister about our

grandfather, and he was saying something

like, my grandfather was in World War II

for like 4 years. I thought he was just in

Africa. But he was saying he was also in

France or something. Imagine if my

granddad got blown up or shot. I wouldn't

be here. That's crazy to think he survived

World War II, came home and had kids.

One— I remember one time, last time I

talked to that uncle, Was in 2020 when

Mila was here and we had some drinks and I

got drunk. And then I was in the garage

for some reason. And then the uncle just

appeared out of nowhere and he was like,

oh, hello, Daniel. I don't know what he

said. I wanted to ask him what he was

doing, but the way I said it, I think it

sounded kind of rude. I was— I said

something like, what were you doing here?

But I think the tone sounded kind of off.

I was drunk. I was

just curious why he was here. He started

explaining to me about the lawnmower. I

don't remember.

Don't know how else to ask that because I

don't know what he was doing. In the

garage. What were you—

what were you doing here? It sounded like,

what the hell are you doing in my house?

That's not what I wanted it to come out

like. I don't know how else to ask it.

Well, I guess he had no choice but to talk

to me because I was in the garage.

It's funny, that garage— that garage is

pretty big. You could live in there if you

made it nice inside. That garage is bigger

than any Japanese apartment I've been in.

Put like 3 cars in there. My dad

used to put his Lotus Esprit in there,

and he was gonna fix it up.

I need to pee.

I'm gonna pee. Wait.

I am afraid I'm the next Daniel. What do

you mean? Wouldn't you love to

be me? I have the best life.

What are you guys linking? Stop linking

stuff.

Stop trying to get Sunny on the Discord.

It's not allowed. Forbidden. What?

You joined on whose Discord?

Why doesn't it say when someone new

joined? Oh no,

I have a bad feeling about this.

Nothing ever good came from people joining

my Discord.

She's on Marty's server.

What? You stole Sunny to

your server? You joined the wrong server.

Which personality traits do you get from

your mum and dad?

Uh, well, I'm very antisocial like

my dad was, but my dad wasn't this

antisocial. He would at least go down and

chitchat with people if there were guests.

I go down, I don't say anything unless

they talk to me.

I don't know how I'm like my mum.

My mum's really talkative and loud, and

she's not afraid of people.

I'm like the complete opposite of my mum.

I don't

Maybe you're like your granddad. My

granddad beat his wife. My granddad

was violent and he killed people with

his gun in World War II, and then he beat

his wife and they got divorced.

I mean, that is kind of like me. I did get

divorced, but I didn't beat my wife. I

never hit any women. Ever. I also

never pedoed. Yeah, things me

and my grandfather have in common: we both

got divorced and we both have violent,

violent tempers. But he hit people. I just

smashed stuff and I hurt myself.

You are a beta version of him.

Yeah, well, there's no world war going on

to toughen me up into a real man.

So the good thing about World War II is

it did filter out the survivors

and the strongest. The strongest survived

to come home and reproduce and build

houses, and then the weaklings, they

probably just got blown up. My granddad,

he always said this house saved his life

because when he, he had these, this

squadron, I don't know, platoon.

And his platoon drove into town to have

drinks and they invited him, but he said

no because he's going to work on the

blueprints for the house. And the platoon