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Hello,

why are you green? Because I'm so mad.

I think I look pretty good green.

Haha, makes me look handsome.

Okay, let me just send out some

notifications.

Hiding in my room at

everyone.

YouTube.

If it's clickbait, I quit in 5 minutes.

No, don't leave! I got some fun things to

talk about. It was the worst day

of my entire life when I

inhaled the you-know-what. So I have a

video I was editing yesterday, but I'm not

sure if I'm gonna post it because It seems

like everyone else who posted a similar

video got, got age-restricted,

so I'm not sure if I can post the video or

not. I don't know, I don't really want to

get age-restricted.

I saw a few people post a video getting

H-I-G-H, but they, they pixelated the

B-L-U-N-T.

But I've seen some animated videos telling

the experience of getting you know what,

and they still got age-restricted. So I

think, hmm, I probably won't post

Because I don't want to waste my time

posting it and then it gets bloody

Wasn't the worst day the day your dad's

passing? No, I don't think so.

PewDiePie's baby announcement has 3.8

million views in 14 hours. Wow, time for a

clickbait response. Oh wow, $10 from

Nicholas, thanks. Yeah, I saw his video.

His baby looks kind of weird, but I guess

newborn babies always look kind of weird.

Yeah, I— why I was right about

PewDiePie's big mistake. His baby looks

weird. I feel like it's going a

bit too far. I start hating on his baby.

Why I hate his newborn baby.

Oh my God. Getting kind of out of hand

now. Now I'll leave his baby alone.

I don't really have anything else to say.

I gotta wait until Chris Broad has a baby,

then I can just redo the same video. Oh,

white baby in Japan. Hmm, don't know about

that. Sounds like a bad

idea. I'm just

waiting for some other people to have

babies, like Chris.

Uh, who else could have a baby?

PewDiePie doesn't seem mature enough to

have a baby for some reason. He still

strikes me as being very immature.

He just doesn't really seem like a grown

man. Yeah, okay, he reads books and he

works out. So what?

I work out too. Look, my bulging biceps.

Oh yeah, did you see the news about Ice

Poseidon and them lot? They're all stuck

in Thailand indefinitely. They don't even

know when they can leave. It's insane. He

said he spoke to his lawyer and the lawyer

said Uh, I don't know when you guys can

leave because you gotta go to the court,

and basically it's up to the court to

decide if the charges are dropped or not.

But it could take months until you

actually get a date to go to court for

like the final hearing, so they could be

stuck here for ages, like a year.

What was that?

I got a follow somewhere. Thanks for the

follow. Like and subscribe.

Why is your dick that big? Because I'm

half white. It's probably the same size as

my dad's. Did you ever get your wisdom

teeth taken out? Oh wow, thanks, Jules.

No, I never got my wisdom tooth taken out,

and it regularly gets

infected and causes me pain.

I only have 3. The 4th one has not yet

come out, which is gonna suck. It might

come out in my 40s. My— I mean, my dad was

having problems with his wisdom teeth

before he died. I think he was like 60 and

he was getting his wisdom tooth pulled

out. So I have my dad's genetics, so when

I'm 50 or something, 60, probably gonna

have the 4th final wisdom tooth coming

out. When my 3rd one

came out, it was so painful. It was

probably the worst pain I ever had.

Oh wow, thanks Wits for the subscription.

I'm streaming on Kick as well, by the way.

I'm streaming on YouTube and Kick at the

same time, so I got notifications for Kick

popping up too. Wow, I got a sub!

I didn't get any subs yesterday. Did I

stream yesterday? Oh yeah,

I did stream yesterday on Kick.

Am I still doing OnlyFans? No, I had to

delete it because I want to live in

Thailand and I don't want to get in

trouble, so I decided to take it all down.

I didn't get notification on YouTube.

Yeah, this is why my channel is not doing

well, is because people are not getting

notified. The notification system on

YouTube sucks. Some people say they've

clicked the bell button and they still

don't get notified.

So it's kind of annoying. How am I

supposed to get my viewers to come when

YouTube doesn't even tell them?

How much is a Kick sub? It costs $5

and I get like $4.70.

OnlyFans was crazy nice.

Glad you liked it. Ice's reaction when he

saw it was funny. He screamed like a girl.

His voice actually went into a really high

pitch. That's pretty funny.

Yeah, I think my OnlyFans pics are pretty

hot. Not to be bragging,

but I got a nice bum.

Why aren't you active on Twitter? Because

no one really interacts with my tweets. I

mean, I could tweet out that I'm

streaming, but I doubt anyone would see

it. Streaming on YouTube now.

Paste. Post.

I've got 3,000 followers on Twitter. I

refuse to call it X. I'm never gonna call

it X. That is the dumbest name ever. I got

3,000 followers on X.

I don't know why Elon Musk bought Twitter

and now he's just ruining it. Why is he

changing the name and the branding for no

reason? X is stupid. Twitter was good.

It was good branding, good, good logos,

good name. Tweeting Twitter. Why would you

get rid of that? It's so dumb.

I hate seeing the icon on my phone as

well, a big white X.

It's like Elon hated Twitter, so he just

bought it so he could wreck it and make

it into a meme.

Oh wow, thanks Nicholas. Going on stream

with Ice was a great idea even though they

grilled you. It doesn't matter if their

community says they hate you, the exposure

was great. Do it again if you can. Yeah,

I was a bit disappointed all they wanted

to do was bully me. Kim kept saying, why

you keep bullying him? And Ice said,

because it's funny. So if I was gonna do

content with Ice He would just bully me

the whole time because that's what he

thinks is funny. I don't really find that

funny. I find it kind of annoying.

Like, imagine someone 7 or 8 years younger

than you talking down to you.

I'm half Asian, so I've got Asian culture

influences, and in Asian culture, for

someone younger than you to talk down to

someone who's older than they are It's

like extremely disrespectful.

So my girlfriend was saying to me, he's

like 7 years younger than you, how come

he's talking to you so disrespectfully?

You should have said something. And I was

like, yeah, but he's American. In America

and Western culture, they don't really

have this age hierarchy thing.

People don't really care about age. It's

more of— it's more about what you look

like. But if you look young,

then you get treated like someone's

younger. I don't really get treated my age

because I guess I don't look my age,

even though I got way more life experience

than any of these people.

You have to roast him back. I don't even

know what I could have said. So when

someone starts saying that you cheated,

Yeah, I cheated. Okay, so what? Whatever.

There's not really much I can say back to

that. Deepak was asking about

your male love doll and saved all your

nudes. I don't think he meant to save them

because I don't know why he's so bad with

technology. It's like he doesn't know how

to use smartphones and stuff. He just

accidentally does stuff that he doesn't

Yeah, I had a male love doll back in 2021

cuz I was bored.

I wasn't really upset by anything,

but after reading the comments, I feel

like maybe I should have been upset.

Don't really care. People say I cheated

and I'm like, yeah, I know, what's your

point? And you

sounded scared to speak up in the video.

Yeah, cuz it's weird. So I went there cuz

I like them and I thought it'd be fun to

say hi. But then it seemed like the

atmosphere was really awkward. Like,

they— I felt like they hated me or

It's like they were ganging up on me, and

I was just there to say, hi, how's it

going? I'm Daniel. And then they were just

like, oh, why did you do this? Why did you

do that? It was kind of weird and awkward.

Honestly, when I decided to go and meet

them, I honestly didn't think they would

just keep going on and on and on about

cheating. I thought we'd talk about

something else. I get— is that

like my only thing that people know me

for? Cheating? Like, that's my thing. I'm

the guy that cheats. Who cares? Loads of

people cheat all the time.

I made a couple videos about cheating.

It's not like my whole brand is about

cheating.

I think there's way more interesting

things about me as a person than just the

cheating stuff, but that's all people ever

want to focus on. Like when I met Elvis

the Alien, all he talked about was, oh,

you cheat? Why would you get married then?

Yeah, as if people who get married have

the idea of cheating in the back of their

mind whilst they're getting married.

People get married and then the cheating

stuff just happens randomly later down the

line because of certain things that

happen, and then you either decide to

cheat or not cheat. It's not really part

of the decision-making process when you

get married. So maybe I shouldn't get

married because it's not like I could

predict the future when I was getting

married. When I was getting married, I

didn't know I was going to cheat. I didn't

know my YouTube channel was going to blow

up and all these girls were going to

message me. I couldn't— I mean, if I could

predict the future, then maybe I wouldn't

have gotten married. If I knew that I was

gonna get— that I was gonna drown in

pussy, then maybe, yeah, I wouldn't have

gotten married. But obviously I can't

tell the future.

Most guys don't have the same opportunity

that I did because most people don't blow

up on YouTube.

Elon is obsessed with X-Men. Yeah,

he, he says he likes the letter X. Elon

Musk has the maturity level of a

12-year-old. He's like, X, I'm gonna

name my cars S-E-X-Y. Model S,

Model 3, which is like back to front, E,

Model X. Uh, Model Y. Elon Musk

can be so cringe sometimes.

Like, come on, grow up a little bit.

Starts to get a bit lame.

He is literally a kid who has infinite

money in a 50-year-old man's body.

It gets kind of boring, like all of the

420, 69 jokes he posts

on Twitter. It's not really funny anymore.

The stock people really love the number

69. They, they just go crazy over 69 as

if it's the funniest thing ever. This is

so immature.

Sometimes Elon Musk is kind of funny, but

when— sometimes it's kind of obvious he's

trying too hard to be funny.

Yeah, the CX crew. They are—

they all have like the mentality of high

school kids. It was like being back in

high school hanging around them.

I mean, good luck trying to have a mature

conversation. It's just not gonna happen.

I want to have a mature conversation if I

was gonna hang out with someone.

I shouldn't have to be sitting here trying

to explain why I cheated 5 years ago.

What is it that drove you to cheat on your

wife? Because the girls were hot and

it was easy and I was bored and

I just liked the idea of having a You

know, like a harem. I mean, what guy

wouldn't want a harem? If you could have a

harem, would you have one?

And I was, I was much younger and my man

drive was just out of control.

A mature guy wouldn't want a harem. Well,

I wasn't very mature. I was like 29,

28, 30.

So it was exciting at the time.

Probably wouldn't do it again because I

don't feel like it's worth losing what I

have now. Because if

I cheated again and then I lost what I

have, it would, it would be very

stressful. I would have to live

in a hotel and leave the country and

go back home, and then my whole life would

just be a complete mess. So I'm

prioritizing having a stable life right

now over just sleeping around with a bunch

of fat ugly girls off the internet.

If the girls were hot, then maybe, but

they're always fat and ugly,

so it doesn't really feel worth it

anymore. Plus, my YouTube channel is dead,

so I don't really have internet clout

anymore. So really, the temptation

is not there anymore. Also, I'm banned on

Tinder,

so— and making new Tinder accounts is very

annoying because I just get banned again.

I can make a new Tinder and maybe survive

2 weeks or a week before I get banned

again. And in the weeks that I'm not

banned, I do get a lot of matches. But

trying to get meetups within a week is

kind of tricky because it just seems like

you're rushing. Not many

women agree to changing— exchanging

contact details straight away. You got to

talk to them a bit on the app, so it's

like a race against time.

I do try to ask for the line as fast— as

quickly as I can before I get banned

again. That's what I did when I was in

Japan last time, and I got one woman

before I got banned.

It is very hard to avoid getting banned

again. I don't know how it works. I think

they use some kind of facial recognition

software because I can get a new phone,

a new phone number, use a VPN, new IP

address, but I still get banned after

like a week.

So I got banned because I thought I was

shadow banned, so I started trolling my

matches and saying messed up stuff. Turns

out I, I wasn't shadowbanned and they saw

my messages and they reported me.

And I put my wee-wee on, on my profile

picture, like a cropped-in close-up of

my head— not this head, my other head— as

my profile picture. And obviously I got

banned instantly after that happened.

That was kind of stupid.

Have women ever commented on your D size?

Yeah, even a lot of women were afraid when

I whipped it out. Should have seen the

shock on their face. They were like, oh.

What is your secret strategy when

messaging women? My secret strategy is

Usually I talk about countries like, do

you like to travel? What countries have

you been to? And I try and pivot the

conversation towards Japan because I know

a lot about Japan. I've been there a lot.

I think my most interesting personality

trait is my expertise when it comes to

Japan. Like, I'm very good at speaking

Japanese. I have a lot of knowledge. I've

been there a lot of times. So I try

and pivot the conversation towards that by

asking them, so do you like to travel?

Have you been to Japan? And then we end up

talking about Japan or traveling because

there's not really much else to talk

about. I don't really have anything else

that I know a lot about, so I usually end

up talking about travel and food.

And then once I've exhausted the Japan

stuff, then I start, I start engaging

level 2, phase 2, which is where I

increase the flirtation. And I say stuff

like, I try and be, I try and ask

a bit more personal questions like, so

when was your last boyfriend? Like, what

would you want to do on a date? I say it

like, what would you want to do on a date?

And then they'll say, oh, I want to do

this and that. And then I'll say, so do

you want to do that with me? And it's like

a bit cheeky, not too— not laying it on

too heavy, just like testing the waters.

They do use image recognition. Yeah, I

thought so. So I found this website,

it's like a software, image cloaking

software that's supposed to disguise your

face from facial recognition software.

And I was stupid and I forgot to use it

last time. But when I did use it, I

managed to stay unbanned on Tinder for

like 2 months, I think, before they

finally got me again. So I should have

used that. But anyway, my days on Tinder

are over.

Because I got the best, most amazing

girlfriend ever.

Love her so much.

These days, I think just, uh, doing it

yourself with your hand is so much easier

than cheating. Cheating is a lot of

effort. Like you have to, you have to woo

them and then you got to get on the train

and go on a date whilst your partner's at

work. And then the risk of getting caught

is so great. And then you get caught and

then it completely wrecks your life. Like

your comfy, stable life just gets

destroyed because of what? Like stupid

short-term bit of pleasure with someone

who's probably not even that good-looking.

Oh my God, oh my God, don't get eaten!

Oh, my baby shrimp is like floating around

one of the neon tetra. I'm pretty sure the

neon tetra is not going to eat my babies,

but I Googled it and it says neon tetra

can eat baby shrimp. Oh no, no, no, no!

Go away!

Don't eat my babies.

Ah, I don't think I've ever seen them eat

a baby shrimp, but they're definitely— the

neon tetra are big enough to be able to

eat them.

I caught a mosquito last night. It was

eating my leg and I slapped it, killed it,

and it was squished on my finger and I

scraped it off and I put it in the fish

tank and the neon tetra just went for it,

tore it apart. Savage.

They just devoured it. And the mosquito is

not that much bigger than the baby shrimp.

The baby shrimp are pretty fast. They

flick the tail and they just teleport.

It's like they just instantly flick away,

so I think they're fast enough to escape.

So one of the fish had a tasty mosquito.

I counted about 10 baby shrimp. There's

probably more hiding, but I'm worried

they're getting eaten by my fish.

But I've never seen them get eaten, so I

think it's okay.

It should take like 4 months for them to

get to adult size.

It is very fun and interesting having a

fish tank and then just seeing life happen

and develop and babies getting hatched and

growing up. It's just annoying because

they keep eating each other. I had a betta

fish and it ate one of my shrimp whole.

Just completely devoured it.

Was I paranoid when I got H.I.G.H.?

Yeah, it was. Yeah, this is what the

stream was supposed to be about, my

experience getting H.I.G.H. It was the

worst feeling I've ever had. I thought I

was gonna cry. It was very scary.

It was like my head around my temple area

was being squished in,

and, um, my, my face was going weird,

like I was doing this with my eyes,

squinting. And I could

feel the temple area around my head kind

of moving, even though I wasn't doing it

myself. It was involuntarily flinching

like this. It was really strange.

And then I had this really sad expression

on my face, like I couldn't control my

facial muscles, and I was looking like,

like that the whole time. It felt

terrible. I don't know what that was. And

I felt like I was trying to fall asleep

but unable to.

I watched the footage of when I went into

that shop, and there was that woman at the

entrance, remember? I looked at the

footage and she kept looking at me, like

making direct eye contact. Like, I think

she wanted it. She definitely was there to

buy some weed. And get stoned.

I bet she would have loved some D whilst

being high.

Well, maybe if I was single. She looked

milfy. She looked pretty hot. Like, she

looked like 45, but she looked like she'd

be wild. And she's wearing that dress,

like a flowery dress. She definitely

seemed like a hippie type.

She was giving me the eyes, like she

was really smiling at me, like wide-open

eye contact with a smile.

It was really awkward. I went in there and

the room was so tiny and I didn't

know where to stand. I should have tried

to make some chitchat with her for the

stream, but I was kind of, kind of

nervous. Actually, I talked

more than I expected to. I was like, wow,

I didn't expect the shop to be so small.

I thought it would be a much bigger shop,

not just— it was like a tiny little

corridor.

Yeah, she was white. She looks kind of

Hispanic or Spanish. I think I have

the rest of it in my bag. Maybe I'll smoke

it. Bit more later, just a couple puffs.

What did this guy do that was dumb?

I did a bit of— and

then I got completely destroyed, and then

I had to take attacks. Oh my god, I The

shop owner had to close his shop and

escort me to the taxi.

Oh my God. I just remembered now.

The poor guy had to close his shop and

lock it up and help me get to— the guy's

really nice. He really took

care of me, gave me water, got me sweets.

Helped me to the taxi.

Oh my god, I should go back and say thanks

Give him a tip, give him a nice review.

Maybe, maybe he's had other customers that

came and they had to be— I don't know if

he ever had to call the ambulance. I felt

like I needed to lie down. My head was so

heavy. It was like I couldn't lift my head

Did I enjoy the music? Yeah,

I guess the music gave some nice vibes,

but it ruined my video because, you know,

copyright.

What is that Japanese song I keep hearing

everywhere? It's like, doo doo doo doo

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. It sounds

like some anime song from the '90s, like a

song from Neon Genesis Evangelion. It

sounds like it would be from a very old

anime, but I think it's a new song.

I've been hearing it a lot. Everywhere I

go, it's got very '90s vibes.

Oh my god, I'm gonna get copyright claim.

Did I sing it properly? It's probably out

of tone. I don't think I'm very tone deaf.

Good at tones when I sing.

Yeah, I recorded it. It's on my Kick VOD.

I streamed it. I was gonna

edit it, put it on YouTube, but I don't

want to get age-restricted, so I think I

won't upload it, which is a shame because

I thought it was some good, good

interaction and kind of funny seeing me

freak out, but YouTube is just

boring. Won't let you do anything fun.

They should have put some metal on or some

EDM. That would have had— that,

I think that would have triggered some

emotional response because I like EDM

remixes, or some heavy

metal would be pretty good. Like Linkin

crawling in my skin. That would

have been an interesting vibe.

Yeah, I could— yeah, maybe I'll put it on

Patreon, give some people some reasons

to join up to my Patreon.

Yeah, I'm on TikTok, but I don't really

bother with it. TikTok's a waste of time.

I heard Sam Pepper has nearly 1

billion views on TikTok and he only made

$5,000. This is so rubbish.

Why even bother? TikTok views are just

worthless. 8 billion— I mean,

800 million views on YouTube would be like

millions of dollars. You'd be set for

life. On TikTok, it's $5,000. The value of

the views on TikTok is so worthless.

I'm kind of bored doing IRL streaming. I

think I'm burned out. I got kind of

annoyed because I did an IRL stream with

my girlfriend on Kick And we were getting

like 100 views— viewers, 100 viewers.

But I didn't make anything. No one subbed

or anything, and people kept saying it was

boring, even though I thought our stream

was way better than any of the other

streamers. It's better than Deepak.

Deepak just stares into the camera, just

does Indian, Indian death stare.

80% of the time and he's not saying

anything. So I think it was way better

than Deepak's streams. It's better than

any of the other people who just sit

around getting massages.

So I don't see how my IRL stream was bad.

I thought it was good, good banter with my

girlfriend, showed you some interesting

stuff. But no, people would rather watch

Deepak just stare into the camera.

So I'm kind of done with IRL. I don't have

any ideas. It would just be like

walking around markets all the time.

I think if you're gonna do IRL, you kind

of need a plan to do something like hang

out with someone, do this thing.

Dye your hair, get a tattoo. You can't

just go live and just walk around with no

plan. And I don't really have any plans.

My best plan was sniping Ice. That was

great. And buying the fish was pretty fun.

Yeah, you're competing with Johnny, who—

Johnny Somali just goes into shops and

plays music and pisses everyone off,

which which I'm not gonna do.

You gotta have like a larger-than-life

persona, which I don't really have.

I think I'm better at making videos about

a topic and just saying really dumb stuff

and making people think I'm being serious.

I'm waiting for the 25th of August,

Armored Core 6. Coming out. I'm gonna make

my review. This game is so boring and

lacking in luster.

I think the problem is when I say Diablo

instead of Diablo, I lost a lot of viewers

because they said, as soon as I heard him

say Diablo 4, I clicked off the video.

Hmm, that is kind of bad. I need people to

not be clicking off the video. It's nice

that you're showing your true colors,

Daniel. Oh wow, thanks, Blood Bucket.

Yeah, I got food poisoning in Thailand.

It made me go green.

So I think I need to tone down the

trolling a little bit because people are

realizing way too early and then they're

clicking off the video. I need to be a bit

more serious.

Armored Core 6 does look kind of boring

though. I'm gonna buy it, give it a try,

and make a review. Hopefully that'll

give me some clicks. It should be

trending, people seem pretty hyped up

about it.

My Baldur's Gate 3 video got 20k views on

my second channel, so I'm quite pleased

You know, when I go on my stream rants,

I actually feel kind of similar to how I

felt like when I did the— it's

like I go lightheaded and then I feel this

kind of dizziness. I feel that now when I

go on these big tangents, when I rant.

It's like when I stream, I'm making myself

go H-I-G-H by going on a rant. It's very

bizarre. Self-induced.

Rant-induced. Is that even a thing?

Am I just talking rubbish? How tall is

Deepak? Bro looks small. Oh, thanks.

Yeah, the guy's a midget. He's like 4'11.

The Turkish girl was taller than he is. I

don't know how a man can be so short. Do

you remember Ice and Kimberly said,

how can you not get a girlfriend in the

UK? And I said, because I'm too short and

UK women are too tall. I was just kind of

joking around, but a lot of British women

are taller than me. And then they said,

oh, but Deepak has a wife and she's taller

than he is. Yeah, but she's— what does she

look like though? She's an Indian woman.

I don't think I've ever seen an Indian

woman that I thought was hot. They're

always like, you know what I mean?

You ever seen an Indian woman who's hot?

I really doubt she's hot. She's probably

like huge and

has a massive nose or something.

I'm not, I'm not surprised that an Indian

man can get an Indian wife in India. Oh,

shocker. And then she's probably slightly

taller than him. So what? I'm, I'm not

impressed. Am I supposed to be impressed

that Deepak can get a wife? But all the

women in India are probably tiny as well.

They're probably like 5 foot 2 in India.

I have never seen a hot Indian woman.

Ever. They all look old, like,

like they're 50 years old.

I've seen the Indian streams and I

never once saw a hot Indian woman in the

streams. Yeah, Rishi Sunak's wife,

she literally looks like the evil witch.

From some Disney movie, like from

Cinderella, the evil witch. She literally

looks like that.

I've seen maybe a few, but I think they

were mixed, mixed white. The problem is

the nose. Indian genetics have strong nose

genetics.

They kind of missed my point when I was

saying that I, I don't

date in the UK because the women are

taller than me. I think they kind of

missed my point. I'm not sure what point I

was trying to make. My point was Women

in the UK are just in general bigger,

like the skeletal frame is bigger, the

height is bigger. And in Asia, the women

just— they have a smaller frame, which I

prefer. I don't want a woman

who's massive when I'm

not very big myself.

I don't think I ever met a British woman

who was small. They, they were either the

same height as me, but then also broad

shoulders and big

legs.

I want a girl that I can wrap my arms

around and lift and pick up and pull

around, and I just don't feel like I'd

find that in Britain.

Deepak has an arranged marriage. Yeah,

exactly. So I just thought it was so funny

when they were saying, oh, you don't even

love your girlfriend, bro.

Bro, as Sam Pepper would say,

literally 90% of married people in India

didn't even choose the person they got

married to. Their parents literally chose

them the husband or wife, and they just

obey their parents because that's Indian

culture. Do you think love has anything to

do with marriage in India? No, it's just

like the, the duty as

a son or daughter is to marry this person

that their all-knowing and wise parents

chose for them because of like money and

status. That they would receive from

getting married into that other family.

As if love has anything to do with

marriage in India. The 2 people just say,

okay, so we're getting married because it

has been decided. Let's try and make

this work. So come

on, criticizing my relationship?

When you're literally in an arranged

marriage. Oh wow, thanks for

the follow. Was that

TQ Sam? Oh hey, TQ Sam.

I heard rumors you got HIV. I don't know

if that's true, but if

it's true, then hope, hope you feel better

or get better. Oh wow, thanks.

That— so Ice hangs out with Deepak because

he thinks he's funny and thinks he's like

this meme that he turned into a streamer

and saved from the slums. So that probably

makes him feel good. And, uh, thanks,

Quant. Great, great chats even

though you're wrong most of the time. I

don't think I was wrong. It's just like my

opinion. I don't think an opinion can be

wrong. You either just agree or disagree

with it. Great chats even though you're

wrong most of the time. Wow, Thai baht.

40 Thai baht, I can buy some pad kra pao.

I was in the taxi, you know, the taxi ride

home after I met Ice. The taxi driver was

very chatty. And he asked me, what's my

favorite Thai food? And I don't like any

Thai food. I was just saying, um, uh,

pad thai is nice. I went

to a Thai restaurant 2 days ago and I had

papaya salad and it was so— it

wasn't bad, but it wasn't good. It was

like, I don't know,

papaya strips. I don't even know what

papaya is. It's like this crunchy

beanstalk or like some kind of crunchy

vegetable that they cut into strips and

they put bean sprouts and slices of carrot

and it's drenched in this really sweet

kind of spicy marinade and covered

in peanuts and some shrimp. And tomato,

and it just tastes weird. Like, spicy

sweet sauce on tomatoes and peanuts and

crunchy bean sprouts is very strange.

It's just sweet and salty and spicy, so

all of the flavors all combined all

together.

How long has Danny been on Kick? I done— I

think maybe a week or two I've done a few

streams. I sniped Ice on Kick and then

I did a few IRLs on Kick, but I'm kind of

burnt out doing IRL. I don't know what

else to do. I don't like spicy food and I

don't like sweet food, and basically all

Thai food is spicy and sweet. Everything

has chili. They love chili. And I don't

like chili. And then someone said

in my class, not all Thai food is spicy.

If it's not spicy, then it's not Thai

food. It's just like some kind of Chinese

dish. So what's going on, Dan? Oh,

thanks, Jenkins. Well, I'm just streaming

whilst my girlfriend's at work and

discussing the updates on ICE. He's stuck

in Thailand for way longer than he

thought. I think he's stuck in Thailand

for months now,

so I'm hoping he's not going to get too

upset about it. Just keep your chin up,

stiff upper lip, try and make the best out

of the situation. But it looks like he's

stuck in Thailand. Some people have court

dates in Southeast Asian countries and

they've been stuck there for years,

so I feel kind

of worried for him.

Thai people eat papaya, mango when it's

unripe. Yeah, they like the crunchy and

sour taste. My girlfriend always eats this

fruit. It looks like a pear,

like a green crunchy pear that's not even

sweet. It's kind of crunchy and raw

tasting, and then she dips it into a bag

of salt. It is the weirdest thing ever.

I just— I don't get it. Thai people have

very strange idea of what good food is.

Oh wow, thanks, Jenkins. Spicy is okay for

some dishes. Yeah, thanks. The food

turned me green. I don't like spicy food.

I think spice is stupid. It doesn't add

anything to the flavor. It hurts. It just

feels like pain.

I think the idea of spice is the pain

releases endorphins, which makes you feel

good, and then people get off on the

endorphins. Because spice is just like

a chemical. It's called capsaicin. It's

created by the chili plants. And the whole

reason why the chili plant creates

capsaicin is to deter mammals from eating

it. Because mammals eat chili and then

they grind up the seeds, which prevents

the seeds from being dispersed because

it's just like grinded up. They want birds

to eat the seeds and disperse it. So

capsaicin is like a biological defense

mechanism to stop mammals, because mammals

have a specific, specific taste receptor

to feel pain when they come into contact

with capsaicin. But birds don't have this

taste receptor, so birds can just chow

down on chili and don't feel anything.

So it's kind of weird that humans like the

sensation of, of being burned is

kind of weird. Spice equals pain plant,

literally defense mechanism. Yeah,

thanks. This is what I'm saying when,

um, spice is a way of plants to attack us.

LOL. Oh, thanks. Yeah, this is what I'm

saying when vegans start saying, oh,

animals don't want to be eaten. Uh,

plants don't want to be eaten either, you

know. Plants have developed all kinds of

defense mechanisms like spice,

hallucinogenics. Why do you— I mean, why

do you think, uh, weed exists

in the first place? Like, what is the

point of the chemical that makes you go

H-I-G-H? It's to stop mammals from eating

it. I'm getting so many donuts.

Thanks. Uh, why does Ice have court date?

Because he did a naughty dance. He did

a naughty dance. Excuse me, but you look

more Western than Korean. Very

interesting. Do I?

Yeah, kind of. It brings out my Western

features. I think I look kind of

Indian. For some reason.

I'm trying to answer the Super Chats, but

they keep coming in quick. Um, Ice has

court date because he did a naughty dance

in a prestigious hotel, and,

um, there were charges pressed against

him. He has to go to court, but the

charges were dropped but then picked up by

the justice system here, and it's like

going through the system, which is taking

a very long time. Uh, what was I saying?

Yeah, plants developed a lot of defense

mechanisms like thorns. Cactus developed

spines. Some plants developed spice,

which is like a poison. And then other

plants developed hallucinogens

to prevent themselves getting eaten. So

plants don't really want to get eaten

either. Also broccoli, you know

cruciferous vegetables taste very bitter.

They taste bitter because there's a

chemical being released. Oh, onions.

Onions release a gas that make you cry to

stop themselves getting eaten. So insects,

if they try and eat into an onion or a

broccoli, they get stung in the

face with all these gases. They basically

get gassed because these plants don't want

to be eaten. The only thing that wants to

be eaten is fruit to disperse the seeds,

and chili wants to be eaten by birds.

So vegans say, oh, we're not doing

anything wrong because we're just eating

plants and they don't have feelings,

they're not sentient. Yeah, but that

doesn't mean they want to be eaten.

Plenty of vegetables and stuff don't want

to be eaten. They don't want to be eaten

in the same way animals don't want to be

eaten.

Most things in the world don't want to be

eaten because,

I mean, why would you want to be eaten?

The only thing that's taken advantage of

being eaten Uh, is,

are things that have seeds and want the

seeds to be dispersed.

Other than that, vegetables just create

stores of energy where they can store

water or energy, and they don't want that

to be eaten because it's the store of

energy. That's why they try and defend it.

Oh, wow. Thanks, Jenkins.

Thanks, you're cool too.

Thanks very much, guys. The YouTube

channel has not been doing great these

last 2 months, so it helps a lot.

The only life organism on this planet

that, that creates energy without stealing

it from something else. Are plants with

photosynthesis.

Photosynthesis. Photosynthesis. Very hard

to say. Photosynthesis is

the only way of creating energy that isn't

eating something.

But it's a very slow and inefficient way

of creating energy. And you

got to just sit there all day shining your

leaves at the sun, and then when the sun's

gone, you can't make energy.

Isn't it stealing energy from the sun?

Well, the sun is sending out this energy

anyway,

so the sun is, is not really doing

anything that it wouldn't be doing anyway.

It's not like the energy is being

extracted and leeched off the sun.

So much content lately. Oh, thanks,

Blake. Yeah, I've been up to quite a few

things, like meeting Ice, trying WED.

What? Why am I talking about this?

Oh yeah, we were talking about spice and

then I talked about defense mechanisms. I

had this conversation with Mila about

W-E-E-D. I said, I wonder why this plant

has this chemical that has this effect on

humans. And Mila was so dumb and she was

like, oh, Oh, this plant exists for

humans. It's there for us. Yeah, okay.

This plant spent billions of years

evolving just

so that we can smoke it.

No. The reason why it exists is to prevent

mammals and insects from eating it.

Like, why does cocaïne exist? It's some

kind of chemical in a plant that probably

exists to prevent itself from getting

eaten. And then humans just realize,

wait, we can inhale it and it has

like a funny effect.

Mila was so dumb. You know what else Mila

said? She said, What are stars? And then

I had to explain to her what a star is.

Because it was a starry night and we were

looking at the stars. And then she said,

this is going to sound dumb, but what is a

star? And I said, you know the

sun? Basically, they are suns

very far away. And then she said,

oh my God, I didn't know that.

That was crazy. How do you not know what a

star is? That is insane.

How bad is her education?

I find it interesting how most of the

stars probably don't exist anymore, and

the light we're seeing is just light that

has taken billions of years to travel to

get to us, and now the actual star is

probably gone. It's kind of sad. We're

just seeing like an echo of its existence.

Actually, I saw a video. It said in

the future humans on Earth are gonna see

a night sky that is just empty and devoid

of stars because we're moving further away

from the center of the universe. And all

the stars we see are also moving away,

but they're moving away further, faster.

And eventually we're just not going to be

able to see any of it because it's going

to move further and further away. And then

people are going to look up at the night

sky and just see nothing and think, wow,

we're all alone in the universe.

I think it was a Kurzgesagt video where

they have a lot of videos about our

existence in the universe and

how we're all alone and the Great Filter

and other alien civilizations. Stuff like

that. Kurzgesagt has a lot of good videos,

but the channel name sucks. It's hard to

say. Why is it like some weird

German-sounding word? Kurzgesagt.

I can barely say it. They make good

Oh wow, thanks, Johnny Rango. Science has

said time is a local effect. I don't

understand when they say time is just like

a thing humans invented, like the

flow of time is just a human conception of

reality. Science has said time

is a local effect.

Because things, things are

created and then they decay and then they

die. Isn't that because of time?

Time is flowing and that's like the

process of time. I don't know how, I'm not

a scientist.

I don't think asking what a star is is

that dumb of a question.

I just— I think you should know what a

star is by the time you're 25 or 26.

And then stars form because of dust

collecting and then coming together. It's

like a chemical reaction. Why are we

talking about stars? I need to pee.

I think maybe I just spend way too much

time watching science videos on YouTube.

Did she think Earth was the center of the

universe? She probably thinks the Earth is

flat as well. Your takes on things are so

bad. Why? Give me an example. Of one of my

takes that were bad,

and then I'll see if I agree or not.

Mila was pretty dumb though.

I don't think anything she said made any

sense. I guess that's the effects of

just clubbing every day when you're

young and just taking loads of drugs.

Destroys your brain. I wonder what she's

up to these days. Kind of curious.

Do you see yourself staying in Thailand

for this, for foreseeable future. Yeah, I

like Thailand. I think it's— sometimes

I even think it's better than Japan.

How is Japan better than Thailand? It's

cleaner, okay,

but everything you can find in Japan you

can find in Thailand. Cat cafe, maid

cafes, Quirky cafes, big shopping

centers. What can you do in Japan

that you can't do in Thailand?

Drink tap water. Okay, that's true,

can't drink the tap water.

Thailand has way better condos. You should

see my condo. It's amazing. And the

building of the condo is, it's so nice.

It's got this— we've got a massive

swimming pool that I can use for free

anytime I want to. I just go downstairs to

the lower floor. It's got a massive gym,

dumbbells, machines. It's got— I think

it's got a sauna. It's got a swimming

pool. I can just go for a swim like I'm

living at a hotel resort. No apartments

in Japan have a swimming pool because the

country is cold. So you want to go

swimming and go to the gym, you got to

sign up to a gym and you gotta pay for it,

and you gotta find a swimming center and

go to the swimming center. I just go down

the elevator and I can go for a swim.

That alone is just— puts Thailand miles

above Japan. The apartments in Japan are

rubbish. That's just old and ugly and

tiny. Japanese apartments

are depressing unless it's a very modern

building. The majority of Japanese

apartments are very old buildings, like

old neighborhood, just old people.

Everything's brown and creamy looking,

beige looking. Thai apartments

are so much better.

$500 a month, you can get a luxury

apartment in the center of Bangkok.

Swimming pool, gym, concierge,

get food delivered straight to your

reception area.

And all the condos are like that in

Thailand. This isn't rare in Thailand.

Basically every condo in Thailand has a

swimming pool and community What's

the word? Community things you can

use. We got ping pong

table, got like a cinema room, got study

room that I tell my girlfriend to

go to when I need to make a video.

People are in a better mood and don't seem

miserable. I actually saw two Japanese

women on the train the other day,

middle-aged women, and they look

miserable. They got like dead inside