update on my Canadian girlfriends

Testing.

What? What happened to the camera? Oh my

God, uh, I lost the camera.

Oh, there it is. It just fell off.

God, it's quite hot today. It says 20

degrees, but I feel pretty warm. I might

have to take off the jumper soon.

Getting pretty hot.

What do you mean I can't maintain this

lifestyle in my 40s? What, having a house

and paying rent like everyone else does?

Don't understand what that's supposed to

That's what most people do. Until they

die. Rent and work and go and live in a

house. What is unsustainable

about that?

It is funny seeing everyone in shorts and

t-shirts and I'm wearing a jumper and 2

pairs of trousers.

Paying rent through OnlyFans cereal work.

Um, I don't think it's difficult to make a

couple hundred pounds on OnlyFans. Pretty

easy, to be honest.

What I need to do is keep putting stuff on

Pornhub and then hope that something gets

like a million views and then I'd get

loads of new people. Why 2 pairs of

trousers? I don't know. When it gets cold,

I always wear 2 pairs. And then by the

time it's not cold anymore, I'm so used to

wearing 2 trousers that it feels weird not

to wear 2 trousers. Just feels— I feel a

bit bare with only one pair.

Am I ever gonna pay my mum back?

Uh, yeah, if I got the money, I'll pay her

back. I just don't have the money,

unfortunately.

I've got $1,900 overdraft

and $4,000— maybe I should add the

overdraft to my debt because now

I'm just focusing on trying to get out of

overdraft. Maybe I get rid of the credit

card debt. I'll put overdraft

debt. That's currently $940,

but I need to take out another $900 for

rent, so it's gonna be like, I don't know,

$1,800-something. Something. So yeah,

I've got 18,000— I mean,

1,800-something in overdraft,

which I calculate I should be getting out

of at the end of the month after I get my

YouTube money.

And then I've got the Amazon credit card.

So really, my, my debt That is, I mean,

the overdraft is costing me interest every

day. Amazon credit card is going to start

costing interest in July.

So that's— and then you've got the IKEA

loan. It's nearly £7,000 in debt plus

my mum's debt. That's like £25,000 in

debt. Oh man.

I'm not going to be able to start saving

money until probably June.

I think in June I'll start ending months.

I won't be able to begin months out of— I

always begin the month in overdraft and

then end the month out of overdraft.

And according to my calculations,

I won't be able to, to begin a month out

of overdraft until September.

Beginning of September is when I should be

able to begin the month out of overdraft

and end the month in like plus

£1,000 to £2,000.

So yeah, it's just, I mean, the expenses,

they all come in at the beginning of the

month. The rent, bills and stuff comes in

the end. I mean, in the beginning. And

then I don't get paid until the end of the

month. YouTube doesn't pay until the last

week of the month, like the 23rd or

something. 22nd. And then

after this month, I'm not going to get any

more money from my job. I'm really hoping

they're going to pay me in 12 days' time.

I haven't heard anything from my boss.

Nothing. No emails. It's pretty much

over. And I don't really want to go back

anyway. Done with that. Waste my time all

day. I got a lot of new tricks for you,

baby. Just saying, I'm flexible. I do what

I can to get you off. Well, I appreciate

that so much. The problem

with the driving job is it detracts so

much from my mental thinking and

creativity. Today I listened to

yesterday's stream while having hair

transplant. Thanks for your service, but

your trading talk was more painful than

the operation. Yeah, well, I talk about

things that I get excited about, and if I

get excited about stocks, then that's what

you're going to have to listen to,

unfortunately. Today I am very bored

of stocks. That's why

I've started streaming early. Stupid

market. It's just ripping upwards with no

end in sight. And I'm down 40% because

yesterday I didn't sell my short. I held

it overnight thinking it was going to sell

off more. Stupid Asia session bought it up

and now it's going ballistic. So I'm down

like 40%. I don't care, I'm not

going to look at it until like 10 PM after

the market closes.

So when is the end coming? Well, it's just

going up and up and up. It's so stupid.

Down nearly 40% now.

I went from £9.50 and I'm down to like £6.

So I'm not really getting back to £10.

Every time I get near to £10, I get

destroyed.

Like, why can't it just go up a little bit

and then come back down? Why does it have

to go like that and make me lose 40%?

So annoying.

Okay, you moved up, you made your point.

Why does it have to keep going? Idiot

market.

Yeah, so I don't want to do delivery

driving anymore because it's so stressful

and I feel like I don't have energy or

creativity to do anything else apart from

go to work and now I'm tired and now I've

got to worry about tomorrow going to work

again. I just— I'm not in the mood to do

anything else. So I'm never going to make

any progress on my online incomes if I

keep having to go and do stupid delivery

work. So I don't want to do it anyway. I

want to grow my online stuff, not, not

focus on being a delivery— I don't want to

be a delivery driver.

This is why I dumped Sunny, because she

wanted me to be a full-time delivery

driver. My God,

imagine being a full-time delivery driver

every day. Horrible idea.

So I want to focus on my online stuff and

not have to waste all this time driving

about for chump change.

Yeah, so I'm bearish, but the problem is

I'm too early, like always. Or I'm either

too early or I'm too late.

My portfolio is getting wrecked because

gold's getting wrecked.

Yeah, well, if I get a job, I can't come

home and do whatever I want because I'm

tired and I don't have the energy anymore

to do anything. I just want to like sit

here and brain rot. After I come home from

work. So tiring. I want to, like, I don't

know, do weird stuff like dress up as a

girl and get bummed and then put it on

OnlyFans.

What would you rather do? Drive around

delivering hundreds of parcels every day

or dress up as a girl and put dildos up

your bum? I know what I'd rather do. Now

my bum hurts. I think I overdid it.

I bought some new stuff, by the way.

Yeah, I spent £75 on Temu. I got

3 lacy hot underwear and

I got 1 male torso sex doll with massive

dick. Well, not massive, just like 6

inches. I hope it's not massive. I'm sick

and tired. I don't know why all these

toys, all these stupid toys have these

massively ridiculous sized dicks. Dicks on

them, like 10 inches. I just want a

normal-sized one, like a 6-inch. I don't

want this stupid arm of a dick.

Why don't they just put normal ones? So

like, oh yeah, everyone's gonna love that

torso, look at the size of his dick.

Yeah, you can't use it though. I don't—

I'm not impressed. I just want a

normal-sized dick. I just

hope it's not like the one I had in

Manchester with the rod in it and then it

tears through. That was stupid.

So yeah, I got a doll coming from China.

It's got a willy on it. And I got some

sexy underwear.

Might get some skirts. I don't know yet.

I lost 100 followers on Instagram because

I dressed up as a girl and I posted it.

So, but I got 5 new OnlyFans members.

Worth it? Trading 100 followers for $50?

They trade crypto. Why they trade crypto?

What's so special about crypto that makes

it worth trading more than anything else?

Is crypto even up? I mean, the only

exposure I have to the long side is my

crypto. Ethereum's up half a percent.

I still think crypto can make a big run

for summer. My gold

is wrecked, destroyed, annihilated,

and my SPY shorts are down like

What happens if I just go to the job like

normal? Well, I can't log into the app,

so I couldn't scan the parcels, so I

wouldn't get paid for it. Even if I just

took the parcels and delivered them, I

won't be able to scan them, so they won't

know that I've delivered them.

Yeah, so it says no, you do not have

permission to use this app when I try and

OnlyFans is not a little money. When I was

doing it properly, I was making like

$1,500 a month. You just,

you gotta be a bit creative. You gotta get

toys, you gotta put out special content.

That your most dedicated followers will

pay $30 to $40 for, and then

you can make a decent amount of money on

it. I was making about $500, $600 a month

on it when I was in Thailand not posting

on it. I didn't post on it for like

2 years nearly when I was in Thailand,

but I had it still up and it was still

bringing in about $500 a month. Until I

took everything down because I got scared

that the King of Thailand was going to

Yeah, I was scared because Ice Poseidon

got in trouble because he was doing a lap

dance on stream in that hotel, in that

restaurant. And the charges they, they put

against him were distribution of porn.

And I thought,

crap, I'm doing way worse than

a lap dance and I'm still distributing it.

So I thought I could still get in trouble

even though I'm not making it in Thailand

because I'm still distributing it.

But yeah, it was probably unlikely

I was getting in trouble, but I just got a

Yeah. Also, I realize if you hold CFDs

overnight, they charge you interest. I've

lost £800 in total

from holding CFDs overnight. Back when I

put more— back in 2021, I put, I don't

know, £2,000 into my CFD account and I was

holding stuff overnight. I didn't even

realize. I was getting charged interest.

So in total, I've lost £2,000 on my day

trading account. £800 of that was interest

for holding it overnight. You're not

supposed to hold CFDs overnight. I didn't

realize that.

Yeah, I should YOLO all my money into

crypto at this point. Markets rallied too

much. Crypto hasn't really

moved that much, has it? It had a little

pop from— Bitcoin went from,

what, $75K to

$95K?

It's like 25%, actually.

Hmm.

It's really frustrating.

You see everyone making all these massive

gains, and then you look at your own

portfolio and it's like up 6%.

Stupid Barrick Gold.

All I had to do was buy the dip back when—

the problem was it happened in the

beginning of April when I was having

relationship problems. That was exactly

the time that I came back to YouTube

and, you know, had to decide to become

single again. So I really wasn't looking

really much at the market.

Yeah, so I think if I put more effort into

it, I should be able to squeeze out a

couple hundred pounds a month on OnlyFans.

I'm hoping to get it I've got like low-end

goal, which would be back to what it was

when I wasn't posting anything to it,

which was about £400 or £500 a month.

That's like an achievable goal, low-end,

and even that would be extremely helpful.

But then obviously more ambitious goal

would be £1,000 a month, but that would

require me to have about 80 to 100 members

paying $10 each. Plus dishing out some

premiums, premium videos.

So I spent £76. I got a doll coming and I

got some underwear. Put it down as

business expense.

I'm not sure what else to get.

Maybe a girl doll as well,

but I think the gay guys would like the

guy doll more.

What are my plans going forward? Me and

Cake don't really talk anymore, and she's

not on the Discord. I mean, she's still on

it, but she doesn't come on it. So yeah,

that doesn't really look like a

prospective move anymore.

Although I have been warming up a bit more

to the idea of Crypt.

I'm paying £60 to £70 overdraft fees per

month. It's more like £10.

I got overdraft fee charged today.

It said £10 because

I don't have overdraft of nearly £2,000

for the whole month, maybe for a couple of

weeks, and then the rest of the month I

won't have that much in overdraft.

Oh my God, it's still going up. That's

insane. I'm down 36% now.

When is it going to stop? How high

is it going to go? I hate days like this.

Days like this where it just pumps in one

direction. I'm always on the wrong side of

the trade. Either it's crashing and I'm

going long or it's pumping and I'm going

short every single time.

Every single time where it's a day where

it's just going in one direction, I'm

always on the wrong side. And then I just—

I'm stuck in it now because

you switch now and go long, it might be

finished. So the end is going to be—

it's got to come soon at some point.

Seems like you're only shorting. Well,

the market keeps pumping, so I feel like

it makes sense to short.

Well, the reason why I'm shorting is

because Traveling Trader

said there was SMT divergence Because the

NQ swept Liberation Day high,

but the ES didn't. So that

means it should be crashing,

but it's not.

ES will never reach Liberation Day high.

It's way too far away. But NQ has already

way overtaken it. So that's the

divergence. So that means the crash should

The other problem is,

yeah, so it's retesting the death cross.

So it's going to have to get rejected by

the 200-day moving average. For a death

cross retest bearish confirmation.

But the 200-day moving average is still

quite a lot higher up, so it could keep

going up until it hits the 200-day moving

average.

I just hope I don't get margin called by

the time it hits that. I've still got

another 15% until I get margin called.

At that point, I'll just re-enter the

short anyway. Well, I'll wait until it

hits 200-day moving average.

There's not really much point getting in,

getting out now to jump back in when it

gets a bit higher. Yeah, you might save

like, I don't know, 10, 20 pence, but the

risk is it tanks and you're not in the

trade anymore. It's best to just stay in

it. Am I

gonna pay another month? I don't know.

I feel like they've lost me more money

because I don't know, they all just start

talking about trades and then they're

like, oh, I think this is gonna happen, I

think that's gonna happen, and then it

doesn't happen.

He's rotting away waiting for his lease to

expire before moving back to mummy. No,

I'm not. I'm planning to stay

here. I like having a house. I like having

my own life. I like not having women

nagging at me constantly over the

dumbest things ever.

If anything goes wrong in the house, my

mum just starts nagging me as if,

if I was living alone in my own place and

if something went wrong in my place, I

wouldn't know how to get it fixed when I

can get it fixed. I'm not

an idiot. First I'll Google it, and then

if I can't do it, I'll just phone and get

someone to come and fix it and pay them.

She just jumps to this. She jumps to the

assumption that I'm useless and I can't do

anything when I don't even get a chance

to. It's really annoying.

Or she just calls my uncle over or Dave

Gibson. And then starts bashing me.

I don't really want to help, to be honest,

if I keep getting abuse. Like, do you want

to help if someone keeps abusing you? I

don't think you would. You'd be like,

screw you, sort it out yourself.

So yeah, I'm not going to be very helpful

if you keep being rude to me. So you want

people to be helpful, then treat them

nicely, maybe, idiot.

Constantly insults me and then wonders why

I don't help out. Get a fucking clue.

Just keeps saying it's my house, my house,

my house. Oh, you fix your own fucking

house then. Not my fucking problem.

Your house and you look after it then.

Constantly nagging and whining at me

pisses me off. I have problems in my

house too. I get it fixed. Like, my

washing machine got blocked, so I

unblocked it and I manually drained it.

I don't have any problems, and if I do, I

think I get them fixed. I don't whine

about it to anyone. Just get it fixed,

get it sorted. If I don't know how to

do something, I'll Google it.

So yeah, I'm not going home just so I can

get abused verbally again. No thanks.

Am I willing to go to Canada for Crypts?

Maybe if I can get a few other backups

lined up. So if there's any Canadian girls

here, if you want to apply.

Yeah, I saw Ice saw my story too.

Maybe he liked it.

No, I don't want to go home. I don't care

if it means I'm broke all the time. It's

not worth The money being back home.

I'll pay her back the money when I get it,

but I'm not talking to her.

Not putting up with it anymore. Sick and

tired of putting up with women's abuse.

They can get lost.

Bossing me about, nagging me, getting

angry at me. Shut the fuck up.

It's us men that built the world, that

fought the wars, invented all the stuff.

You didn't do fuck all apart from make

some food in the kitchen. Shut up,

fucking idiots. Sick and tired

of women's bullshit.

Women just nag, nag, nag, nag, nag all the

time. That's all they know how to do.

I hate it. I just can't stand it anymore.

Would I be willing to downsize to a

studio?

Hmm. I guess I wouldn't need a driveway if

I get rid of the car since I'm not doing

delivery work. Well, I guess I wouldn't

need to charge at home if I was not doing

delivery work, but I

wouldn't really want to stay somewhere

where my car's parked on the street.

And also the noise. I just wouldn't be

able to stand the noise living in a more

built-up area. And yeah, it's just— I

mean, I've delivered to these places

before and they're always shitholes. They

smell of weed. The people there look

sketch. You got like

a hallway and a corridor.

No, I have to live in a house.

It's got to be a house.

A studio is not even that much cheaper.

They're like £700, £650.

It's only a couple hundred cheaper and it

brings so much inconvenience to

your life. No, I need a house.

I need my garden. I need my patio. I need

my OnlyFans studio. I need peace and

quiet. These are just standards

of life that I demand and expect and

deserve. Quite frankly, after the amount

of discomfort I've been through in life,

I deserve a nice place to live.

I've been through so much.

Rotterdam, Manchester,

I just deserve a nice place to live.

I don't care how many things got stuffed

up my bumhole to afford it.

It's called having standards in life.

It's not entitlement.

How can I afford those demands? I just

said it, are you deaf? OnlyFans,

God's sake. I swear to God, you people

sometimes just don't listen.

I gotta keep repeating stuff over and over

and over again. It's like you've got

dementia or something.

Yeah, there's new content on my OnlyFans.

Didn't you see my Instagram post?

I've got stockings and a skirt.

Yeah, I'm cranky because I've lost 30% of

my day trading account because the

market's being a stupid bitch, going up

and up and up for no reason. It tanked

yesterday on Amazon, Apple earnings, and

now it's just ripping. Why?

What's the point? It's just going to tank

tomorrow or Monday.

Stock market is the most pointless thing

that ever existed. Oh, it goes up and goes

down and goes up and goes down and goes up

and goes down. You might as well not do

anything then if you're just going to do

up and down, up and down, up and down.

What's the point of it? It serves no

function or benefit to the world. It's a

stupid line going up and down. It's the

most pointless stupid thing in the world.

This used to be like a fish market. You

could buy some fish and eat it. You can't

do anything with the stuff you buy on the

stock market. You just look at it. You

can't eat it, you can't build with it,

you can't do anything with it. It's a

stupid number.

Do you think markets stop moving up?

When's it going to come back down again?

Fucking hell, I hate it when the market

I like it when it's all red and everyone's

crying. I hate when everyone's happy

because the market's going up.

It'll crash near the closing. Yeah, I've

noticed the pattern where I get wrecked

during the day and then at the end of the

day I'm like, it's going down. Oh my God,

I'm rich. Every day, same thing. I try and

do a trade and then I get wrecked. And

then it's— I have to wait until the market

closes and then it goes into the green

every time.

These streams are boring. You'll be losing

viewers. I don't care. I just need the 10

people who donate to donate and I'll make

enough money to make it worth it.

The view count is irrelevant.

Never even seen a dono from you anyway,

so what the fuck do I care if you're here

or not? Fuck off, idiot. Fucking moron.

Buh-bye. As if I give a shit if you're

leaving or not. I don't even know who you

are. Never seen your name ever. Fucking

idiot. Who the fuck

are you?

Oh no, one view gone.

Not the $0.00007

that that view's worth. One view's worth

shit. It's like not even, not even 10

cents in value.

As if I fucking care.

If you want to leave, then leave. Don't

need to make a fucking announcement about

it, idiot.

So I got this message from a company.

Apparently they say I could be

rewarded with £1,600 because

I got missold car finance.

They— so I applied for it and they said

they're going to be investigating my

claim. They said I have a valid claim.

From Stellantis because I've got finance

for my car and they say I can get back

£1,600. It's not a scam. I checked out the

company on Google and they've got good

ratings,

so that'd be good if I can get— I don't

understand it though. Like, why would they

give me money? Because I agreed to the

contract. It's not like they scammed me or

anything. How was it missold if I read— I

mean, I was supposed to read it, but I

didn't read it. But I signed the dotted

line, didn't I? The company's name's,

uh, Bott and something.

Bott and Co.

Yeah, Bott and Co Solicitors.

Our dedicated team is now in the process

of reviewing your case. You can expect to

hear from us within the next week.

Hmm. So what I've learned from day trading

is you can have a streak of days where

you get good gains and then it ends up all

getting wiped out in one terrible day

where usually where the market just rips

in one direction and you don't put a stop

loss and you're always going to turn

around any moment. And then by the time it

does turn around, you're already down like

40%. And even if it does turn

around, you're not going to make back 40%.

So that's what I notice. I get destroyed

on days like this where it just endlessly

rips. I hate

these markets.

There's no patterns, there's no setup,

there's nothing to trade. You're either

catching a falling knife or you're trying

to jump on with the ride, but then it

ends. I hate these days.

No, I haven't talked to my mum since I

broke up with Sunny. When I broke up with

Sunny, I thought I was going to move back

home, but then my mum was being rude to me

again. So then I said, fine, I'm going to

stay here, and then I blocked her.

So I don't want to put a stop loss because

I want to go short.

I believe in the short. It's just I was

too early and now I'm getting wrecked.

And there's no point getting out of the

short because ultimately I want to be in

the short and I don't know when the

short's going to begin, so I might as well

just stay in the short I've already

started instead of hopping out and then

hopping back in. It's just frustrating,

isn't it? Usually how it goes, you get in

the trade, it doesn't go your way in the

beginning, eventually it does.

I had 5 cupcakes today. They taste

really good, but they keep getting stuck

to the cup, and I put oil at the bottom of

the cup and greased it up, and they're

still completely stuck to the paper. I

don't know why. I let it cool down, it was

still stuck. Just don't

know how you not get them to not stick to

the cup of the cupcake. Put some maple

syrup on as well, it tastes really good.

No, I didn't take a picture. I've already

taken a picture, I showed it last time on

Discord. They look the same as how they

looked last time. I think I've only

ever made them once where it didn't stick

to the cup, and I don't know what I did or

how I did that.

So if I could fix that, it'd be great.

Half of it's getting stuck to the cup.

The best bit gets stuck, the crispy edges.

Heat the oil? The whole thing's getting

heated in the air fryer when it cooks.

What difference would heating the oil

make?

Okay, Wee Thing 82E, you're banned.

Are you happy? Bye-bye. Just being an

annoying prick in the chat the whole time.

Why can't this guy not solve sticking?

Because I don't know how, and no one's

giving any suggestions. Everyone keeps

saying I don't listen to your advice.

Well, where's the advice? You don't give

Oh my God, when's the market gonna come

back down?

Parchment paper. I don't have parchment

paper. And I already put oil.

It didn't do anything.

But why? What is the point of a cupcake

cup then if it's not good for making

cupcakes? And what was it good for then?

What's the point of it? Why do they sell

cupcake cups if it's not good for making

cupcakes? I thought that's the whole

point of getting cupcake cups.

Yeah, I'm annoyed because it's my third—

it's the end of the third week on

Travelling Trades Discord and my trading

account has gone from £4 now to £6.

When I was hoping I'd be able to get it

back up to £20. The traveling trader's

been no help. He didn't even do

anything today. He just said, oh, the

market is rubbish today, take a day off.

No, I'm not taking a day off. I need to

make fucking money. Take a day off.

I feel like he's only done 2 good trades

that I remember. It was the Jerome Powell

speech when the market ripped. I joined

that. And then the gold short, which I

also joined, which took me from single

digits back over to £10. Apart from that,

I haven't really felt like it's been much

help.

And then reading his Discord and reading

what the other members are saying have

influenced me to get into trades that

didn't work.

So I don't know. And then he

says his most useful stuff in YouTube

videos anyway. Probably not going to spend

another $100.

He also closed his Google calls today on

at breakeven because he said he didn't

have confidence, which then gives me

confidence that the market's coming down

if he got out of his Google call.

Which is why I'm sticking with my go short

plan. Oh, it's coming down!

Thank fuck.

I bet it keeps going though. It comes down

a bit, then it keeps pumping. Come on,

where is the top? I think this is the top.

We've got a trend line coming down,

reaching the top of the fair value gap.

Jesus Christ, what a shit day.

Lost 30%. Now we're gonna have to wait

another 6 hours until I might get the 30%

I'm not stressing over $5, I'm stressing

over a 36% loss.

Do you not understand what a percentage

is? So if I had £1,000, I would be

down £300 right now. Yes, it's annoying.

In a £10 account, obviously 30% is going

to be £3. But I don't want to be taking

30% losses, do I?

Good news is I made $1,580

on YouTube in April, plus about

200 PayPals, so maybe like $1,000 $800

I made on YouTube in April. It's pretty

The thing

is, I'm not going to get the money until

the 20th or 21st.

Spot on the top lip. There's no spot.

Where? There's one here.

Are you talking about that one?

It was just a tiny one.

Yeah, it does require a lot of patience

for the trade to play out. Oh, fucking

hell. What the fuck is that? Fucking hell.

Oh, there's a fucking door.

Goddamn stupid fucking delivery man. Why

did he fucking knock my fucking door so

fucking loud? Fucking idiots. I should put

a note on the door saying, do not knock my

fucking door. Just put it on the door. I

don't need to knock my fucking door. I can

see when there's a fucking parcel there.

Fucking hell.

I hate people knocking my door.

Irritating. Oh,

it's the barbecue.

Thanks, Ken, so much.

Yeah, I don't knock doors because I don't

like it when people knock my door.

Yay, got a barbecue! Now I just

need charcoal, a lighter, fire starter,

and meat.

Maybe I go to the supermarket tomorrow on

the way back from the dump. And I get the

charcoal, and I got AJ's steak coming on

Sunday. Maybe we barbecue the steak.

The problem is, cuz the weather's nice,

the neighbors probably in their garden as

well, which is a bit annoying cuz I keep

my voice down.

Oh, market's coming down. Suck it,

fucking market. Hope you crash and fucking

die, piece of shit NASDAQ.

Are there no legs on it?

There should be legs. So how do you

do it? Ow, stupid metal.

So you got the grill and you got

this rack as well, and you got the tray.

The metal's a bit sharp. So this

is— oh, this is the tray where you put the

coals. And then what's

this grill for?

But there's no— on the picture there's

legs.

Are they in the box?

Oh, oh, the hair.

The metal is so flimsy, like you could

bend it with one finger.

Look at this metal, it's like a Coke can.

Aha,

like that.

Yeah.

Yeah, so tomorrow I might go to the

supermarket and I'll get charcoal,

lighters, fire starter,

and I need to get milk. And what else?

I don't know what else AJ got me. She said

she got me several steaks and some other

things, but I probably need Oh, she said

she got me butter and rosemary and garlic

powder, I think. So I thought maybe I'd

get some chicken stuff or maybe

like skewers and I could try and make

yakitori. Maybe they got yakitori sauce.

What else should I go put on the barbecue?

God, I really hate it when they knock on

my door. So annoying.

It makes me jump. I hate it when things

make me jump.

Vegetable. I, I've already got Peppers,

that would be good on a barbecue. What

else? Sweet corn might be good.

What you mean I didn't say thank you? I

said thanks, Ken. Are you deaf? I

literally, as soon as I opened it, I said

thanks, Ken. Idiot.

What's that weird sound?

Everyone's outside mowing grass all the

time. How did grass survive

before Humans, leave it alone.

Yeah, people keep accusing me of stuff

that I did, which is so annoying.

Yeah, I said thanks. Yeah, I cleaned the

house. Yeah, I cleaned the sink. Why do I

keep getting accused of not doing things

that I do do? Why do you always assume the

worst about me? I think you're just

Is AJ your new girlfriend? Uh, no, I don't

think she's interested. She says she's my

mum, even though she's younger than me.

She's like the new Blood Bucket, maybe.

Although Crypt is also a good Blood Bucket

replacement.

Yeah, I miss Blood Bucket too. I miss the

donos. Always made every stream worth

doing if you get at least $10 or $15

donos. As soon as I hit like $10

or $15 from donos, I'm like, yep, it was

worth streaming. Even if I don't get any

donos, it's still worth streaming because

I make like $20 from ads, which is more

than what I'd make if I made a video. You

guys wonder why I don't make videos even

though they get more views. It's because

they don't make more money.

So there's no point making them unless you

got— unless the video serves another

purpose, like promoting my OnlyFans. Or I

got a sponsorship or I'm like clickbaiting

Turkey Tom, then there's just no point

making videos anymore because they won't—

I mean, they might get more views than the

stream, but they won't make more money

unless they get, I don't know, 15,000

views or 10,000 views. It needs to get

10,000 views minimum to match

what the stream makes.

So I just don't have any 10K view video

ideas. 10K view video idea would be like,

I'm moving out, my mom kicked me out, I

had a fight with my girlfriend, you know,

that kind of stuff.

Yeah, you sound like JD Vance. Did you

even say thank you once this evening? Oh,

the disrespect towards the state that

you portray. Very sickening.

Yeah, it's nice I got the barbecue. I did

want to get a barbecue. Now I've got to go

and buy charcoal. That's going to cost— if

I get the small, I hope they've got a

small bag— maybe £10.

Lighters, a couple pounds. I need to get

fire starter wood. Or I could just use

cardboard, couldn't I? I've got so much

cardboard. I could just use that.

It's just, yeah, when I was in Thailand,

Faster— because I started talking about

barbecues— Faster bought us one of those

little Japanese grill things and she

bought charcoal and we put the charcoal in

and we couldn't light it. It just would

not light at all. So we gave up.

So I don't know if I would be able to

light charcoal without a fire lighter,

a fire starter. I don't know if

cardboard's going to be enough, so if they

got fire starters, I might just get some

of those. It's really hard to get charcoal

going. Is Blood Bucket

mad at you? I don't think so. I think

she's just lost interest. She'd been

watching for, I don't know, 2 years,

almost every stream. So she probably got

bored after meeting me. She probably got

bored. For a lot of people, after they

meet me, the magic disappears.

Hong Kong woman said that too. She said

she was in love with me from my videos,

and then she met me and the magic was

gone. Wow. Thanks. I don't

know why. I think maybe because I'm just

not like how I am in real life. In real

life, I am as normal as I can be,

and I'm not saying weird stuff all the

time because what's the point? So people

think I'm like this, but then if they meet

me in real life, I'm not really like this.

I don't talk much. I don't

start having crazy rants about stuff for

no reason. It would take a very long time

for me to feel comfortable with you before

I start— before, like, the craziness.

I mean, with Sunny, it did start to come

out a bit shortly before we broke up

because I was starting to feel comfy

around her and the weird part of me

started to come out a bit more. But in the

beginning, I try my best to be as normal

as I can because I just— I

don't— I'm not going to feel comfortable

with you straight away.

Right now I feel very comfortable because

I'm on my own. I'm in my element. What,

what reason would I have to not be

comfortable? When I meet someone in real

life for the first time, I don't know

them. I never met them before.

Yeah, maybe streaming me is the real me

and I hide it in real life and then it

comes out in tiny bits sometimes.

Yeah, I always wondered which one's the

real— I always say, oh, the stream me is

like an exaggerated version of me where I

act all crazy because it's streaming.

And then real life me is the normal me.

But then I don't know sometimes which

one is the real me.

Looks like indices are rejecting off this

trend line. I hope that's it

for today. God, that was stressful.

Streaming Daniel is like the extreme

exaggerated me where I, I don't,

I don't hold back anything and I don't

act humble or, you know,

it's all just me, me,

me. You're idiots, shut up. You know,

that kind of— I'm not like that in real

life. In real life, I'm very

agreeable because I don't really

want confrontation in real life. I don't,

I don't, I don't want confrontation in

real life. It serves no purpose for me.

And I don't want things to become physical

because I'd probably lose. And if I didn't

lose, I'd end up hurting the other person

and then I could get in trouble. And it

would make me look like the psycho. Like,

if I just went crazy and, and I broke

Meaningless's nose, I'd look like a dick.

So if you lose the fight, it's bad. You

win the fight, you look like a dick and

get in trouble with the police. So I don't

want anything to resort to fighting.

Either outcome's bad.

And I'm just saying, for example, if I

were to win a fight or inflict damage, I

would then feel guilty and I would look

like the aggressor, which looks bad unless

they did something to really deserve it.

No one's gonna cheer me on. They think I'm

this psycho who needs to be locked up.

So yeah, I don't want to get into

confrontation because, you know, emotions

run high, fists start flying.

I never want it to get to that point. So

yeah, I'll just agree even though I

disagree. I'll just say whatever to

de-escalate any situation, and then I'll

bitch and moan about it on stream later.

So I'll get my revenge.

Just not to your face.

Now, I'm not aggressive with women. I, I

never lost my temper or smashed anything

with Sunny. I was always, always very

calm. I was always very apologetic to try

and fix every situation. I always tried

really hard to make things better. I never

lost my temper apart from When I was on

stream and started ranting, that was the

only time. But with Vasta, yeah, things

just got really stressful in that hotel

room and I did a table flip and I smashed

everything that was on the table.

Everything went flying across the room.

Yeah, with TrueHero is different because

she took my stuff. She took my gear that

was worth thousands of pounds, put it in a

bag and hid it and wouldn't give it back

to me. Of course I was pissed. Ooh, a bee

livery. Bee livery has been popping up

quite a lot today.

Um, offering £33.

They want a lot of stuff though. A

strawberry punnet. What is that? A

blueberry punnet. 5 individual limes.

Cadbury Chocolate Finger. Cadbury

Bits-a-Whisper. Cadbury Oreos. 12

bite-sized Cadbury Giant Dark Milk

Buttons. Porky Original Scratchings.

Ice cubes. Sir Bitchy Cheddar

Pinot Noir.

£33. Where is it? It's miles away. 42

miles away.

It'll take an hour to get there. It's past

Plymouth. Yeah, there were

some B liveries popped up today, but I'm

just not— I'm not going to do 2 hours of

driving, including going to Tesco's to buy

the stuff, for £20 minus charging

costs. They offer £25.

My charging for 2 hours driving is going

to be like £6, £7, maybe even £8.

So minus £8 from £25, I'm only getting

about £17, £18 for 2 hours of driving.

That's less than £10 an hour. Shit. I'm

not doing that. So I'm not doing these B

deliveries because if you factor in how

many hours you drive, and the charging

cost, the amount of money you make from it

is not worth it. It's like £15 net.

Yeah, streaming's different because I'm

not spending money to stream and I'm not

doing anything. I'm just sitting on a

chair talking. This is the lowest of the

low effort activity. You can't get any

lower effort than sitting in a chair

talking. Even OnlyFans is harder because

I've got to stretch my bumhole, lube it

up. You know, it's not easy getting a

dildo in your bumhole when it's that big.

It hurts. You've got to ease into it. It

takes a while for it to get in. And then

by the time you're finished, you've

probably shat all over it and now you've

got to clean up. I got a cum stain on the

carpet upstairs. I got to clean later.

OnlyFans is not as low effort as just

sitting here talking. Driving for 2 hours

is, uh, it's not super hard.

It depends on the roads, but it will— it

could damage the car. And if you're

unlucky, you might get in an accident,

which would just destroy any money you've

made. So it's high risk,

it's not low effort, and the pay's rubbish

versus streaming, which is zero risk. The

only thing I risk damaging on streams is

relationships with people, and it doesn't

cost any money to stream apart from, I

don't know, internet, which is barely

anything, be pennies.

So driving work is medium risk

from accidents, also damaging your car.

Not low effort at all. It's actually quite

high effort. Very repetitive and boring

where you encounter at least a couple

annoying people outside, either at

the delivery place or on the road.

If you do damage to your car, you got to

pay to repair it. Oh, set you back

I can't believe some of you guys don't

like getting fingered up the bumhole.

When you do missionary and the girl

reaches round and she's like stroking your

valley, it's so good. Like up

and down the hole and then across the

scrotum. It's so— I could nut so easy if

It's like all of your intimate areas

getting pleasured at the same time.

I don't care if it's gay, it feels

It's just a shame because by the time my

girlfriends know that I like that, it's

already quite far into the lifespan of my

relationships and we're probably going to

break up soon. Chihiro started doing it at

the end of the marriage. Sunny also

started doing it towards the end of the

relationship. Mila never really did it.

So it takes a while for them to start

doing it, and by the time they start doing

it, the relationship's gonna end soon

anyway, because mine don't last very long.

And I feel too embarrassed to just tell

them to do it. I want them to do it

without me having to tell them, and they

usually find out if I talk about it on

stream. Go gay. You don't need

to be gay for this. A girl has fingers

too, you know. I don't want— I

don't know, actually, maybe getting bummed

with a dick is nice, but I don't want to

be with a guy. I'd want to do it with a

girl. So I'd

always go for a girl and rather just be

alone. Than be with a guy. Guys are gross

and smell bad.

If I did it with a guy, as soon as we

finish, I want them to leave. I would not

want to hang out or like cuddle. Imagine

like cuddling after he just came in your

asshole. That would be gay.

Imagine like he nuts in your asshole and

you're like kissing and stuff. That's gay.

And then you cuddle.

That's gayer than getting a dick up your

bum. I'd rather get a dick up my bum than

like cuddle and kiss a guy.

That would be super gay. Like, I want to

cuddle and kiss a girl, but not a guy.

Can you imagine kissing a guy lip to lip?

It would be so weird. It'd be

weirder than his dick in your bum.

Oh, thank God. Has NASDAQ finished going

up? Jesus Christ.

Oh, thank God I'm only 27% down instead of

36%.

Just got back 10% of my loss. Can we go

down now, for God's sake? Fucking market.

You did it with a Japanese gay guy. Yeah,

but we didn't kiss. We didn't lock eyes

and like French kiss each other.

He just sucked my dick.

Feminine ladyboys. I don't believe such

thing exists.

They all look weird. They all got like

square jaw, hairy arms, big shoulders,

Adam's apple. None of them look cute

unless they've had massive surgery,

but then it's obvious they've had massive

surgery. Yeah, if there's a ladyboy out