how to make Traditional Spicy Korean Pork - 고추장 제육 볶음

So this is how you make Korean-style pork

and veggie rolls. Porko and veggie roll.

Put it all in your pan. I don't

know if we needed broccoli. This feels

weird. I kind of want to put my dick into

it. It looks gooey. Oh yeah,

look at that.

Oh wow, there's like a suction when

you pull your finger out. It sucks on your

finger like your mama last

night.

Is that enough? I don't

know, maybe a bit more.

That should be fine. Look at my fingers.

That's what it looks like when your mum is

on her period.

And then we mix it all together.

Mix it all together.

We need the Cooking with Daniel theme

tune. Do do do do do

do do do do do do do do do do.

Wow,

that looks good.

Look, you can make a mountain like this,

like a burger.

I think if there's any Koreans here, then

they'll know what I'm doing.

Oh, look at those hands!

大山。I like

to imagine these are the entrails of my

haters. Yeah, you think you can call me a

psychopath? Look who's covered in chili

paste, about to get cooked in the oven.

Not so clever now, are you?

Daniel's a terrible person.

Fuck you.

It's not my job.

There was another comment that really

annoyed me recently. What was it? Oh yeah,

I put that picture of that white guy being

nagged by a woman, and then I said, so

relatable. And then some idiot goes, but

Daniel, how can you find it relatable when

99% of other YouTubers don't have that

problem? So how does that even have any

relevance?

It doesn't matter if 99% of other

YouTubers don't have the same problem.

If I find it relatable, it doesn't— I

can't even form the sentence.

I don't need 99% of other YouTubers to

have the same problem for me to find it

relatable. They kept— I don't know if he's

really stupid or if he's just a troll.

That's just the other thing I don't

understand, is maybe the people who say

that stuff really are just very, very

stupid, or they're trolling.

I just don't think someone can be that

dumb. I say XXX is relatable,

and they say, how can you find it

relatable when 99% of other people don't?

Do you even understand what the word

relatable means? It means that I

personally find it relatable. Didn't say

anything about what 99% of other YouTubers

find relatable. It's completely irrelevant

to the sentence I made, idiot.

It's a personal experience that I find

relatable. It's got nothing to do with

what 99% of other YouTubers do.

Jesus.

I didn't say, oh, this is so relatable

because every other YouTuber also has

the same problem. I didn't say anything

about other YouTubers. I was talking about

my own personal experience and why I find

this picture relatable.

Why are people so annoying?

Can't even say one thing without someone

saying something completely not related to

what I just said and then trying to twist

I hope this pork's cooked. It should be

cooked, it's in there for like half an

hour.

Let me check. I'll be amazed

if it's not cooked, but we should check to

be sure.

Oh, it's really spicy. I think I put too

Yeah, it's you,

John T, you stupid— 99%

YouTubers don't have this problem. And

what part of stop commenting on my bloody

channel don't you get? I had to ban you

like 100 times and you keep coming back.

Everyone, shame on John T because he keeps

coming back even after I banned him a

billion times. I've got like 1,000 John Ts

in my banned list now, but he keeps making

new accounts. He must have like 1,000

Gmail accounts by now.

Shame on you, John. Shame on you. I bet

your name's not even John.

See what kind of sick, weird people I have

to deal with? Not only do they keep trying

to provoke me in the comments, they keep

coming back with the same username. Why

don't you use a different username? Then I

wouldn't know it's you and I wouldn't keep

banning you. But no, they want me to know

that it's them, some weird, sick

psychological reason. He could just rename

his new account to Jason B and

I wouldn't have any idea who Jason B is

and I wouldn't ban him. But he keeps using

the same name because he wants me to know

who he is. You see the stupid,

sick, twisted people I have play mind

games with me that I have to put up with?

Just mentally ill. What kind of person

does that?

You wouldn't have to keep making new

accounts if you just named your new

account something that isn't John T. Then

I wouldn't know it's you,

fucker.

I feel like I'm scraping roadkill off the

pavement.

People keep complaining that I'm not nice

when people are not nice to me and they

expect me to be nice back. Yeah, well,

suck my egg,

bunch of

hypocrites. Oh, Daniel's not nice when

we're not being nice to him. Boo-hoo.

And you notice every time I complain about

John T, he's always in the comments in the

live chat. Every time I complain about

how John T keeps coming back after I ban

him, and then he's always back in the live

chat comments. So it can't be a

coincidence. He must be here the whole

time, every time.

Look at

that. That is Korean style.

Pretty good. I'm gonna take a photo with

my iPhone.

We built this city.

We built this city. Oh wow,

it looks really good on the iPhone. It

looks shit on the Samsung. Put it on my

Instagram.

Look at that, that looks professional.

Yes, this is how you make the Korean

I should put some water into this pan,

otherwise it's going to dry up and be

impossible to clean.

I cannot finish this.

I just can't. I can't finish it.