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I nearly choked.

I'm okay, don't worry.

Okay, so

we need to start planning for 2019.

Who has any suggestions?

We'll do some brainstorming.

Number 1,

number 2.

I'm not sure if my uncle's here.

He went out with his friend and then they

came back.

I think they came in, but they might have

went back out.

I'm not sure because I went downstairs and

there's no one around.

Unless they're in the room, I can't hear

anything.

They're leaving soon, so I don't have to

worry about this.

Can't wait.

Date an English girl.

Well, well, well.

It's funny you should say that.

No, I'm not, I'm not revealing anything

yet because it's still early days.

Uh, the CCTV, um, isn't showing a very

good picture because of the sun, so we'll

just minimize it.

Oh well, well,

well.

Oh well, well, well.

We don't have any concrete plans laid down

yet, but let's just say that the

foundations have been,

um, found— founded.

Oh wow, wow, wow.

I think we're gonna have some fun this

year.

But still, I like to plan things.

I think it's fun writing lists.

How about you?

Yesterday,

my dad came home in a box.

This is serious talk moment.

My dad's ashes came back yesterday and all

my uncles came over and we planted a tree.

Well, they planted a tree.

I just stood there watching.

And I took some videos of it.

I'm not sure if I want to make a video out

of it.

Do you think it's wrong to show people my

dad's ash?

I feel like it's something Logan Paul

would do.

It's not really a dead body, it's just

some powder.

You can't even tell it's ash, it just

looks like dirt.

It's a nice— I think it's a nice video.

My uncle's digging a hole.

My granddad would be so proud if he could

see all of his, his boys all grown up with

their own families and their own grandkids

burying his other boy

in the garden that he bought and built.

Wouldn't my granddad be so proud?

I mean, look at this house.

His dream home

finished— well, nearly finished and

completed by his son,

and now being looked after by his

grandson.

And now tens of thousands of people know

about the beauty of this place thanks to

his grandson.

Do you think he'd be happy?

Why does it matter?

He's dead.

I don't think I'd really care about

anything after I died.

I guess the only thing I'd care about is

my YouTube channel.

If I died, I want my YouTube channel to

stay up.

Obviously I'd be pretty annoyed if someone

deleted my channel after I died.

Maybe I'll give it to my sister.

Maybe I'll write a will and put my YouTube

login onto it and say, if I die, my sister

gets my YouTube channel, and then she has

to tell you guys about, about my passing.

What else?

I don't really have anything to pass down

to anyone.

I don't have any kids.

I'll give my sister my iPhone X.

What else?

I don't really care.

When I die, my YouTube channel is all

that's gonna be left of me.

It's my legacy.

My granddad and my dad, they built a

house.

I built a YouTube channel.

Where I'll live forever.

If you miss me, you can come and watch my

old videos.

I think that's kind of sweet, don't you?

You can always come and say hi to me.

Oh, my dream would be if someone buried me

with a GoPro and then they put lights

inside of the coffin and they just

livestreamed my corpse forever and it's

all plugged into electricity.

How would you be able to make that happen?

I'd have to have some kind of special

coffin that has lights inside and then a

GoPro, maybe different angles of the

GoPro, and then it'd have to be plugged

into a mains outlet.

We need internet as well, and I'd need my

own website because YouTube wouldn't let

me do it.

And then the title— the website could be

www.danielisdead.com.

And then it's just a permanent livestream

of me rotting in a coffin, and then people

can come back 20 years later and I'm just

a skeleton.

That'd be great.

That's my dream.

If I die, someone carry out my wish,

please.

I'm a bit curious to see what my cat looks

like.

He died in October.

Do you think there's anything left?

I think the fur should still be there.

I don't think any flesh would still be

there.

I'm very curious to see.

Okay, plans for 2019, number 1.

This is something that I'm quite

interested in doing.

London.

One month in London.

I've been looking at Airbnbs recently and

I found a few good places.

Quite, quite expensive.

It's about— I found a good one for about

£1,050,

and there's another one for about £1,700.

There's another one for about £1,200.

It

would be nice to have my, my own little

bachelor pad.

I'm just a bit scared because every time I

go onto the news, all I see is another

stabbing, knife crime in London, 4

teenagers stabbed.

And it's all over London, not just in

specific areas.

I looked up on Google the place where the

Airbnb is and I typed in knife crime in

blah blah blah.

Said there were several recently.

So I'm a bit scared, to be honest.

I don't want to get stabbed.

All I hear about London is knife crime and

stabbings.

Maybe I'll get one of those stab-proof

vests and I'll be safe.

I'm pretty sure most of these stabbings

are teenagers who are in gangs.

And then they're fighting each other.

I don't think it's just random stabbings

against strangers.

I don't think it's mugging.

I don't think they're robbing people.

They're just having fights, like gang

fights, but they don't have guns, so they

use knives.

But if I go to London, I need to get a new

laptop because I want to play Rainbow Six,

and I won't be out— out and about dating

every single day.

I'll probably be inside most of the time.

It won't really be any different to being

here.

So what's the point of going?

If I'm just gonna go to London and sit in

my room all day playing Rainbow Six, might

as well stay here.

But it might be fun, might be like an

adventure.

And if I hate it, I can make

an I hate London video.

I have my own knife.

Do you want to see?

I'm all ready to go to London.

No, I'm not going to bring my knife.

Don't call the police.

I'm a good boy.

I'm not sure what I want to do in London

apart from,

you know, the obvious

business meetings.

What else could I do?

I just walk around a bit.

Uh, I don't know.

What do normal people do?

I guess they go sightseeing, go to a

museum,

go to Buckingham Palace.

I just want to try it.

See what it's like to, to live in London.

Maybe it wouldn't be that bad.

And then, um, after a month, I guess I'll

come back here.

Come back here.

And then save up more money.

The good thing about living here is I

don't have to pay rent, so I'm saving up

everything that I earn.

I don't have to pay for food, I don't have

to pay for rent.

It's great.

I'm making so much money right now,

so I think I can splash out a bit when I

go to London, you know, get a nice Airbnb

that's more in the center.

And what should I do then?

Stay a few months here?

Where should I go then?

Why not do something useful like volunteer

abroad?

That's a good one.

Can you imagine me

Volunteering.

Oh, that made me chuckle.

Oh, thank you for the £1, Dixon TD.

What happens to your home when my mum

dies?

Then I get it.

I'll be the owner of a £1 million home.

Isn't that funny?

Little old me, no education.

Maybe when I get to my late 30s, I'll

start, start settling down, start looking

for a serious relationship to make a

family with.

Well, yeah, my sister will get half as

well, but then we can just live here

together

and make babies.

Pureblood.

I have some sad news about my sister.

I can't tell you yet because

Um, well, I'll tell you when it happens.

It's just kind of sad.

It was your granddad's house.

It'll be split between your brothers.

The brothers?

No, it won't.

My uncles— my uncles already got a share

of the house when my granddad died, and

they sold their shares to my dad.

So next in kin is me and my sister.

I might make a video about the tree.

It's not really that interesting.

It's just a tree.

This is weird though.

I can't stop saying to myself, this is so

weird.

My dad's out there under a tree.

It's just so weird.

I don't think it'll ever stop being weird.

It's so strange how someone can be a

person and then next minute they're

powder.

Doesn't make sense.

Do I have happy news?

Um, well, I'm making a lot of money on

YouTube, which is Which is pretty good,

pretty good news, I think.

Something to celebrate.

Apart from that, not much else.

And me and my sister are going to get

quite a lot of money from the inheritance,

so we're going to put that into a savings

account.

That's quite good.

If I put it into a savings account with 5%

interest, in 30 years' time when I'm 60,

it will have turned into quite a lot,

won't it?

I'm a bit worried about going back to

Japan.

What if my wife has, I don't know, told

the police something, and then I reach

Japan and I get arrested, and she keeps it

a secret so I don't know about it?

I didn't do anything illegal.

Do you think she would do something like

that?

I don't think she would.

Be pretty funny if I got banned from

entering Japan.

That would make a good video.

I kind of feel annoyed about everyone

saying that I ruined my life, my wife's

life.

But what about her?

We ruined each other's lives.

It's not just me.

I ended up wasting an entire year in Japan

doing nothing.

Didn't get to see my cat, didn't get to

see my dad, and now they're gone.

I mean, what about me?

Everyone keeps saying that I ruined her

life.

It takes two to tango.

Not everything's my fault.

That everyone takes her side because she's

a woman—

just lame.

I didn't try to ruin her life on purpose.

It was just a relationship that didn't

work out and things didn't go well.

It doesn't mean I tried to ruin her life.

Such a negative way of saying it.

What's better, staying in an unhappy

relationship or leaving and then making

them upset?

I was self-centered and selfish?

I moved to an entire new country for her.

How many people could move to a different

country for their partner and live there

and say goodbye to their friends and

family at home?

I think that was a pretty big

self-sacrifice.

You basically moved her into a bigger

apartment.

No, I didn't.

She moved me into a bigger apartment.

It was her idea.

And I gave her plenty of money, so she

should be fine.

Everything that happened was my wife's

idea— getting married, moving into the

bigger place.

I didn't make any decisions.

The decision maker was her, and I just

went along.

I wouldn't have stayed in Japan if it

wasn't for her.

I would have left.

I only stayed in Japan to be with her.

Otherwise, I would have left a long time

ago.

I would have just came back, came back

home.

People keep jumping to all these

assumptions.

And assuming things that aren't true.

It's kind of annoying.

And then when I try and explain things,

people say, oh, I'm blaming her.

I'm not blaming, I'm just explaining what

happened.

How can I explain the truth about what

happened without people saying I'm blaming

her?

It's like people saying that I pressured

her into marrying me, and then I said no,

it was her idea to get married, and then

people start saying I was blaming her for

the marriage.

No, I'm just telling you how it happened,

that I didn't pressure her and it wasn't

my idea.

And now everyone— you, you guys are the

ones who are blaming me, criticizing me

for blaming her.

You're the ones blaming me for stuff that

wasn't even my fault and I didn't even

decide or choose.

Bunch of hypocrites, people.

You people are.

I'm not blaming, I'm just telling you what

happened.

I'm not saying it was wrong of her to

suggest us getting married.

If I did, then that would be blaming her,

but I didn't because I thought it was a

good idea as well at the time.

And I was quite happy that I got to live

in Japan

and I had a wife.

Oh, thank you, death god karma.

What nice things did I do for her except

staying in Japan?

Well, I cooked dinner every evening,

cleaned the house,

gave her love and affection.

Love and affection.

Um, bought her a lot of things.

What else is there?

I built her a bridge out of the bones of

tiny squirrels, and I carved her name

using a chisel.

Get real.

Why do I have to do stuff for her anyway?

I'm not obligated to do special stuff.

I'm bored.

I got her a lovely rose-scented candle for

Christmas.

I thought that was a nice gift.

Well, thank you, Death God.

I'm bored as well.

I bought her an Amazon Fire Stick.

Cost $50.

And yeah, she has all my stuff.

So if she needs money, she's got my $1,800

laptop, she's got my $100 gaming mouse,

she's got my $100 Snowball Yeti

microphone, she has my

probably $600 worth valued iPad Pro.

So if she needs money, she can just sell

all that crap.

Just take it to an electronics store and

just say, how much can I get for this?

Now I have to buy a new gaming laptop if

I'm gonna go to London because Because I

have a Rainbow Six addiction, and it's the

best game in the world, and I love it, and

I can't go a single day without playing

it.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh, so good.

You should have seen me last night.

I killed 4 guys in a row.

I just jumped out a window, and they were

all sneaking around preparing to make an

entry, and I just jumped out the window,

landed behind them, shot them all in the

back.

It was so funny.

Pissed myself laughing.

Wow, this guy's giving me a lot of money.

Thanks.

Go and get my stuff.

So I should fly all the way to Japan just

to get a couple thousand dollars worth of

stuff.

I don't think so.

And then what if I meet her, see her

again, and we end up having sex?

That won't be very good for the divorce,

would it?

I mean, I have a very active man drive,

and I might not be able to resist

temptation.

I don't think it's a good idea for us to

see each other again.

That's one of my naughty fantasies

recently.

I go back to Japan to get my stuff, and

then she's happy to see me.

We hug, we kiss, and then cereal happens,

and then the divorce is off.

That would be cool.

I should aim for 100,000 subscribers.

There's no point aiming for it because

every time I upload a video, 50 people

unsubscribe.

But I can't say anything without upsetting

someone.

I don't know why people are so Easy to

make upset.

Why do they get so upset so easily?

It's not as if anything I'm doing or

saying is affecting your life directly.

You don't even know me.

I'm just some guy on the internet.

Now every time I upload a video, I lose

about 50 subs.

It's really weird.

Go to Japan, sign the papers.

I don't need to go all the way to Japan to

sign papers.

She can post them to me.

I don't think I've read or heard a single

thing on the internet that offended me.

I don't think there's anything you could

say to offend me, so I just wouldn't care.

If you said something dumb, I'd just think

you're dumb.

I wouldn't get all offended.

Oh, oh, I'm so offended!

How dare you!

I just don't understand people.

Oh, thank you, Top Lists.

Oh, my uncle's downstairs.

I just heard the door open.

Why are they always here?

I've noticed a shift in your audience over

the last year.

Your comment section is infested with

concern trolls and condescending advice.

Yeah.

It's funny, people keep telling me what to

do, but they always say the same thing:

grow up, take responsibility, get a job.

It's just kind of boring now.

When are people gonna learn that I'm not

gonna grow up, I'm not gonna take

responsibility, and I'm not gonna get a

job?

What's the point in telling me the same

thing over and over again?

Well, I get it helps the video if people

comment because I get more engagement, so

I'm not really complaining about comments.

I would love it if everyone commented.

So if they think it's going to make any

difference, then just let them write

whatever they want.

But can you just imagine if I read a

comment and it said, grow up, Daniel, and

I went, oh wow, maybe I should grow up.

This stranger is telling me to.

Oh, she changed my life.

And they keep telling me to get to read

Jordan Peterson.

Um, I bought his book, didn't really help

me.

Yeah, I found out some things about

lobsters and Adam and Eve

and about the suffering of existence.

Just made me feel depressed.

Oh wow, Sharon, thank you for the Hong

Kong dollars.

Maybe I should go to Hong Kong.

That could be a fun place.

Oh, and thank you 01189998819991197253 for

that.

I'm not sure why the alert thing isn't

working.

That's kind of annoying.

Why isn't it working?

Waste of money.

What was the donation or me buying Jordan

Peterson's book?

The book only costs about £12.

Yeah, I might put Hong Kong on the list.

I've never been to Hong Kong apart from

the airport.

I like the way Hong Kong people speak

English.

It just sounds kind of cute.

But isn't Hong Kong China?

I'm very confused.

I don't really like China.

If I went to Hong Kong, I would like to go

to the place where the Japanese, um,

defeated the British.

The fall of Hong Kong.

That'd be quite interesting.

I started listening to Um, this audiobook

on YouTube called Mein Kampf is pretty

interesting.

I thought it was more interesting than

Jordan Peterson's book.

Oh, fuck's sake, why are you saying F?

Uh,

is it streaming testing?

I think I lost connection.

Let me check.

Oh, this stupid SIM card's so slow.

I bought a SIM card Because I thought it

would be faster, and it's just as slow—

no, even slower than my internet.

Can't even get 4G.

Can't even get 4G here.

I think it's streaming.

It says video output low.

I'm a bit worried.

Because my bloody uncle's probably on the

internet taking up my bandwidth.

Uh, my previous donation didn't contain

text.

Oh, that's

a shame.

Can I stream Rainbow?

No, because my internet's too slow.

But thank you very much.

I can't even connect to YouTube on this

SIM card.

If I went to London, at least I'd have

good internet, hopefully.

Can't even check it on my stupid phone.

This is such a failure.

It's as if

something is malfunctioning,

that the Wi-Fi and the data needs to work.

I'm not sure how it works.

Now I completely forgot what I was talking

about.

If I get an Airbnb in London, definitely

need to get good internet if I want to

stream.

Okay, so I need thoughts on—

everyone's gone now.

Typical.

What do you think about London?

Maybe people don't really care about

London.

If I had to choose between London, Japan,

Thailand, and Hong Kong, which one should

I go to?

I definitely have to go to London though

for— well, I just have business to attend

to

that I really want to attend to.

I'm not going to London because I like

London.

I'm going to London because it's

convenient.

And, you know, it's hard to arrange

business meetings in Kent because no one

lives nearby Kent.

Do you know how difficult it is to get to

different places in England?

For example, if I wanted to go to

Cornwall, which is

at the, the bottom left corner of England,

I would have to go to London, which takes

a couple of hours, and I have to get

another train, which would be about 3

hours to get there.

It's crazy.

How long it takes to get anywhere in

England.

In Japan, you just get onto a bullet train

and you can go anywhere.

My hair looks stupid.

Why is it so— it keeps sticking up like

I've been electrocuted

because I've cut it shorter now.

It kind of just stands up

like I've been shocked.

I shouldn't have cut it so short, got

carried away.

If I grow it long, it looks stupid.

If I cut it short, it looks stupid.

What am I supposed to do?

I wish I'd just go bald.

Maybe I'd look better if I just went bald.

I don't know what kind of hairstyle would

look good.

Let's just shave it all off.

And those bloody Irish people outside keep

shouting.

That woman, I kept hearing her voice

shouting the whole day.

Look, I just got a comment from this guy

called The Nerd Master.

Wow, you are by far the worst human being

on this planet.

Can you imagine?

Can you imagine there's people who think

I'm the worst person, the worst human

being on the planet, when we live in a

planet that has thousands and thousands of

murderers, rapists, and criminals, and I'm

the worst person in the world?

Jesus.

I've seen a few of your vids.

Yeah, I've seen a few of your vids.

Now I can judge you because I know

everything about you just from watching a

few of your videos.

Great logic.

And all I have to say is you're a

hypocritical, whiny, terrible, irritating

person,

and I have no idea how you have any

subscribers.

You complain about all these things and

are always upset about small insignificant

things.

And sorry, Buttercup, you're not a

3-year-old girl.

Yeah, you don't have to be a 3-year-old

girl to be able to complain about things.

And not everything will go your way in

life.

Duh.

That's the truth.

Oh, really?

Wow, dropping some truth bombs here.

If you marry someone, you have to be

dedicated.

Actually, don't.

You could cheat on them.

But I would never do that.

You need to care and not be a douche to

your wife.

I despise your personality, and with how

much you complain about other people's

looks, you should really look at— you

should really take a long hard look in a

mirror.

It's kind of dumb how people say that.

Just because I'm not the best looking guy

in the world doesn't mean that I can't

criticize other people's ugliness.

It's like saying, oh, you're not allowed

to criticize people's cooking because you

can't cook perfectly.

You don't have to to be good-looking

yourself to be able to criticize other

people's looks.

I wish people would stop saying that.

Every time I mention something about

someone's physical appearance, they say,

oh, well, you're not very attractive

either, or, well, have you looked in the

mirror?

Yeah, I look in the mirror every day.

How does that make my statement any less

true?

That if I see a fat person, I call them

fat and ugly, then someone turns around

and says, well, well, well, look at

yourself in the mirror.

Looking at myself in the mirror isn't

going to stop that person from being fat

and ugly.

Such a stupid thing to say.

And the whole Chris Broad thing, I wasn't

serious about it.

It was just a troll video I made to troll

his fans, and it worked because I got— I

think I got about 20,000 of his fans to

watch it, and they all got angry.

I can't believe people don't know when I'm

just messing around.

Do you think I was seriously that upset

just because Chris Broad didn't send me a

message?

I couldn't care less.

Since whenever have I ever shown interest

in meeting up with guys and going for

drinks?

You know me, I always say that I'm only

interested in meeting girls.

Why would I care about meeting a guy?

If I really cared that much, then I would

have messaged him myself.

I was just exaggerating something petty so

I can put his name in the title.

I don't care if he didn't message me.

Jesus.

Why do I always wear the same clothes?

Because I'm too lazy to change.

Now why do I have to wear different

clothes every day?

They must stink like hell.

Okay, they do stink a little bit,

but who cares?

It's not like I'm seeing anyone.

When I go to London on business, obviously

I'm gonna change my clothes.

Any update on Tabitha?

No, she ghosted me again.

So annoying.

She messaged me the other day and last

time I was doing a stream, and then I

tried making conversation and she just

left me on read.

That was 4 days ago.

Something's seriously wrong with her.

So annoying.

Now I don't know if I should message her

again because then it seems weird if I

keep messaging her and she doesn't reply.

I don't know, it's up to her.

If she wants to meet, then

she needs to stop ghosting me.

Isn't it stupid when People complain that

I'm complaining too much,

but they clicked on the video that has a

negative title.

What did they expect?

If the title is why I hate something, or

why I regret something, or my problem with

something, then obviously I'm gonna be

complaining about something.

If you didn't want to hear a guy complain

about something, then why did you click

it?

What did you expect from a video that has

a negative title?

It's not gonna be positive and uplifting,

is it?

Why are people so dumb?

It's like going into a cinema and watching

a love romance movie and then complaining

because there's too much kissing in it,

too much lovey-dovey stuff.

What the fuck is wrong with your hair?

Why is it 15 centimeters tall?

I don't know, I can't get it to stay down.

It keeps,

keeps standing up.

It's so annoying when people complain

about me complaining when they're the ones

who clicked on the video.

Why are people so dumb?

I don't get it.

If you see a video titled Why I Regret

Getting Married, then yeah, obviously I'm

gonna be complaining about why I regret

getting married.

I'm not gonna say good things, otherwise

it wouldn't be regret, it would be Why I'm

Glad I Got Married.

And I'm not always complaining.

I just complain most of the time.

And I've tried making positive videos in

the past, but people don't want to watch

it.

Negativity sells.

So if that's what people want to see, then

I'll make it.

My videos have been pretty negative

recently.

If you look at the titles: Why I Regret

Getting Married, Me and My Wife Getting

Divorced, Why I Hated My Dad, The Saddest

Day of My Life.

My marriage is over.

I think I have depression.

My problem with Chris Broad.

It's all negative.

I don't really have anything positive to

say.

Um.

Well, I guess my upcoming business trip in

London is positive.

I can't really make a video about it, it

hasn't even happened.

Maybe that should be my goal, to make the

most, the most depressing negative YouTube

channel on YouTube.

Add to your plans, do stuff what you

really like.

Well, I quite like making business and

playing Rainbow Six.

That's all I like, really.

I'm quite excited about going to London.

It'll be like a little adventure.

Get a nice Airbnb, bring my Switch.

What was that?

Oh, thank you, Anonymous.

You should make a video stream reading

weird emails or messages you get for

content.

But then people would stop sending me

messages because they'd be scared that I

would read it out on streams.

I'm just scared of going to London.

It just looks so run-down, full of people

stabbing each other.

I might get mugged walking down the road,

and then they'll steal, steal my iPhone,

my wallet.

I'd be scared to walk out with my iPhone.

I just walk out using my cheap crappy

Android.

I'd buy a stab-proof vest and I'd say,

come at me, bro.

And then they stab me and the knife gets

stuck into the stab-proof vest and I punch

them in the face.

I don't want to die,

but then I don't want to give up my

iPhone.

Would you fight back if someone— imagine

you got approached by 2 guys and they have

a knife and they said, give me your stuff.

Would you just give it to them?

Oh, this is the problem when I cut my hair

too short.

I don't know if I'd want to risk my life

over an iPhone.

Then I'd have to buy a new one.

I wouldn't buy a new iPhone, I'd just go

back to my old phone, I guess.

Oh, but my iPhone has all of my nudes on

it and my, my collection.

I need to back that up actually, now that

I think about it.

If I got mugged and I lost my iPhone that

has my collection on it, I'd be so upset.

Where should I upload it to?

Should I upload it to Dropbox?

No, I'll just copy onto my computer, make

a backup, and then maybe I'll put onto my

SD card as well.

This one.

Oh, it'd be terrible.

My collection— I value my collection more

than the actual iPhone because,

you know, that collection, I can't go back

and retake it.

And when I'm 60 years old, I want to look

at it and remember the good times.

ICE got raided by the FBI.

I heard about that.

I don't really understand what's going on.

What for?

People were saying— people saying

That he was

framed as a hacker or something.

I'm not sure.

Where am I now?

I'm in England,

the best country in the world,

strongest navy.

Best food.

Do I know the YouTube channel I Hate

Everything?

Yeah, but I find him really boring.

He just talks about nonsense all the time.

Minions and these stupid kids movies that

no one knows about.

Some cheap low-budget kids movie that no

one cares about, and then he does a

50-minute long critique on it.

He did a 50-minute-long video on that new

game Anthem.

It was so boring.

I don't know how someone could talk for 50

minutes about some crappy game.

Didn't even know what he was saying.

He was just saying, oh, so-and-so

characters, they don't add much to the

story, and the story is just so bland.

I don't know, he just went on and on.

Didn't I do that for Apex Legends?

Yeah, and it got no views.

I don't get it.

Apex Legends is a new trending popular

game, so I thought if I made a video about

it I might be able to get views, but

didn't even get 10k.

Pathetic.

I'd get more views talking about my dick

cheese.

Oh look, there's a chat.

I didn't notice there was a chat box here.

Uh, why go to

Thailand.

Well, people have said good things about

it.

It's very cheap—

I mean affordable.

It's very affordable.

I could go anywhere.

I don't really want to go anywhere.

I need to set up a business meeting.

Before I go anywhere.

I'm not just gonna go anywhere without any

meetings set up.

That would be stupid.

I need incentive to go there first.

I'm just laughing at the people who think

it's actual real business.

Wait, I need to put more ads onto my

livestream.

I might leave that livestream up

because I'm too lazy to make a proper

video.

Don't really have anything to make one on.

Hmm.

Oh, it's such a pain, you know, being a

YouTuber.

You have to come up with ideas for videos

all the time.

As soon as you finish making one video,

you have to start thinking about the next.

There's no break.

No.

No, no time to put my feet up.

People think I'm not working, I'm just

sitting here doing nothing.

I'm trying my hardest to come up with

ideas to make videos about.

It's 98% thinking about an idea and then

2% actually executing it.

It's not easy, you know.

I got disconnected again.

Buy an Ethernet cable.

I have one.

I don't see how getting a new one would

help.

How can I get good internet?

I could get satellite internet.

I don't know if that's any good.

What if it's still slow?

I was on the website and it said satellite

internet is good because it doesn't matter

where you are,

you can get good speeds because the

satellite dish points it at the satellite.

I got a 3.

E3SM.

I mean SIM card.

I checked availability for 4G and it said

excellent in your area.

I can't even get 4G and it says excellent

when I typed in my postcode.

Well, I can't get fiber.

I can't because I live in the middle of

nowhere.

Oh, come on.

Hmm, not too bad.

Uh, how is my mum coping?

She's all right.

I think she's coping better.

My sister was crying yesterday when we put

the ash into the ground.

Oh, thank you, Jessica,

for the Super Chat.

If someone gave me 1 million, what would I

do with it?

Absolutely nothing.

Quit YouTube.

I could retire.

Let us see the ash.

I'm thinking about putting it into a

video, but I think people would get upset,

and I'm not sure if YouTube would punish

me.

You wouldn't even know it's ash, it's just

powder.

It looks like dirt.

Don't get satellite Wi-Fi, it shuts down

when it rains.

What?

That's rubbish.

Well, what am I supposed to do then

if I want to stream?

Usually it's fine, but today it has been

pretty bad.

I've kept disconnecting.

Get EE or Vodafone.

Are you sure?

I paid for 1 month on Three, so maybe I

could try out Vodafone Next.

I don't get 4G, it just says,

it says H+

and then sometimes it says H++

and it's slower than my Wi-Fi, which is

already pretty slow.

So annoying that they won't bring out

fiber here just because there's not enough

houses here to provide fiber to, to make

it worth money to the company, to the

internet company.

There's not enough houses in this

neighborhood.

Fucking

internet.

Oh, it's so frustrating.

Now I lost everyone.

Had 600 people watching.

Now there's no one.

Stupid useless internet.

Living in 2019

in one of the richest countries in the

world and I can't even do a livestream at

360p.

Not even talking about 720p.

Jesus Christ, this stupid country.

2019 and I can't even do a livestream.

Pathetic.

And I can't even get 4G.

This is why I have to live in a city or a

town.

It's nice living in the country, but the

internet is just so terrible.

How am I supposed to stream like this?

I can't stream like this.

Everyone just gets fed up from all the

disconnecting.

Look, I went down from 600 viewers to 100.

And I blame the internet, and I blame

TalkTalk for their terrible service.

Why can't they just put good internet

here?

I'd pay for it.

I'd be happy to pay £100 a month for good

internet

so I can stream and not get disconnected

every 10 minutes.

Oh, now it's just ruined my mood.

Maybe I should just stop for today.

How hard is it to provide people with good

internet?

It's just a cable with a wire.

How difficult is it to just put some wires

down?

Maybe it's just my service provider that's

crap.

Stupid.

They spent millions and millions on a

useless aircraft carrier and they can't

even bring internet to people in the

countryside.