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Jesus.

嗯哼。

Yeah, I had

hash brown and satay skewers for lunch.

Okay. Do I regret nuking my YouTube channel? No, I can always just put it all back up anyway, like I've done countless times. How many times have I nuked it and put it back up again?

I don't regret it. It didn't make a difference anyway.

The new videos I make still get the same views as they did before. The income hasn't drastically gone down because I nuked it. And maybe the earnings have gone down like $50 because my backlog isn't there anymore. Doesn't make any difference, which is why I did it, because there's no pros and it's just a lot of cons.

I mean, what pro is there? What, the old viewers can come back and watch old stuff so I can make 20 cents a month? I don't give a fuck.

How many people actually going back to videos 5 years old and watching? Like 2 people.

So sorry, had plenty of time to download it all.

Still got the archive.

Yeah, my life's work that's just messed up my life. At least what painter or artist has had their life ruined by their stupid art?

My art just keeps coming back to bite me in the backside whilst providing zero benefit to me.

No, I'm not getting the gaming PC. It's not wise.

Fucking market is still ripping. Fucking hell.

So annoying.

Can it just stop fucking going up for one day

and then not bounce straight back up again after it goes down a little bit?

Can't just go down so I can get out my shorts.

And then go back up.

Got all these shorts trapped down below, drowning.

Yeah, well, a lot of people don't see it as performance art.

Like, they don't get

that there's exaggeration and dramatization.

They think it's like me being me. Well, I'm not like that off camera because it's a performance, isn't it? It's like if I say, oh, fucking idiot, you're so stupid, I hate your guts, you're the worst. I'm just exaggerating for drama. I don't really hate you. Don't even know you.

But you watch the clip of me crashing out and it, it seems real,

cuz it's like people don't— like they can't

understand that just cuz it's on YouTube doesn't mean it's like— there could be an element of acting acting or exaggeration. If it's on TV, then it's like, oh yeah, he's an actor. But on YouTube, no one gives you that benefit of the doubt. They say, oh yeah, that's Daniel. No, it's not. It, it's a persona.

Like, they think it's actually me.

Behind the actions.

Now, maybe partially it is.

I just don't understand why people don't get it. It's normies, isn't it?

It's like no one's going to think Rowan Atkinson is like Mr. Bean.

But because everyone just understands it's a character that he's acting and it's not him.

Yeah, but if I like act insane on camera and I'm screaming and spitting on the camera and going nuts,

people think, wow, he's really lost it.

Yeah, well, I've toned it down now because

It's hard explaining.

I mean, I had to put on a show to entertain people, to get views, didn't I?

嗯。

I mean, do I have to have a legal disclaimer saying

that I'm playing a character or what? I don't know. It's like an exaggeration. Based off of

actual events.

Oh my fucking God, it's still ripping! Are you kidding me?

I could have made £20. Instead I made £5 and prolonged my long losses— I mean, my short losses.

Short's just not going to work today, is it?

See, that's the cons of getting an older or cheaper car. If it breaks down, end up paying all this money, and then you might as well just go on a newer car.

I wonder when my car is going to have catastrophic breakdown failures.

Do you think it's even going to last 5 years? I mean, it has lasted 3 years. It's a 2022 model.

Well, I entered a short earlier today. It's now down £49

in addition to what I was already down on the big short

that I've been in for months.

Which is all the way back when NASDAQ was at 23,000. Now it's at 25,000.

NASDAQ's gone up 10% since my first short. Times that by 20, I'm down 200%.

I'm fucked. I don't know why I entered that short there.

It's just, I mean, everyone's trying to go short and everyone's getting squeezed and stopped out, drives it higher and higher until

No one has the stomach to keep going short, and that's when it crashes— when no one's short anymore.

When everyone's short, it's not going to crash

because they keep triggering people's stop losses, get their liquidity, drive it up higher.

That's maximum pain.

Then people start capitulating, and that's when they, they'll crash it. But they're not done

extracting liquidity, are they?

Yeah, does that disclaimer shield you then? Because they put that on TV shows, don't they?

I should have put that on every video,

but my whole shtick was getting people to believe that it was genuine. If I admit to— if I admit myself that it was fake, then they wouldn't have watched. So I had to make people believe it was real.

I can't just say, oh yeah, it was all fake. I mean, I'll say it now because I don't care anymore, but back then

I had to say, yeah, it was all real, guys, not faking. Admitting you faked it means you're gonna lose all your viewers.

No, I'm not saying everything's faked. I'm just saying it was an exaggeration.

To get people to click it.

Like, I ranted, I huffed and puffed, blew and blew very hard,

made a big deal out of things, you know, like the Chris Broad thing. I made it all dramatic, made a big fuss about it.

I don't really care if Chris didn't come for a drink. I don't give a fuck. And the whole point is I have to make it seem like I care, seem like I'm this lunatic to get them to watch the video.

Like, it was true, he did say we'd go for drinks and then he didn't. That's true. But the degree of which I portrayed my caringness of the situation was

Grossly exaggerated. Didn't give a fuck, really.

But it's a good story. It's a good title.

But people think it's real. Stupid.

It's like I, I didn't really care about Chihiro and Atsushi. But I had to make it seem like it's really offended me. How dare she?

I didn't give a shit. I mean, it was kind of amusing and interesting, I guess,

to see who she's dating,

but that reaction was completely fictional.

In the

video.

I mean, imagine being butthurt over my ex-wife having a new boyfriend 4 years after we got divorced. I don't care,

but it paints a funny picture if it seems like I cared and I'm like all jealous.

Battery at 40.

No, I don't wish I stayed with Chihiro. I never wished I stayed with anyone.

I'm always more excited about the future,

what the future can bring.

It's like, do you want to be stuck eating the same cheeseburger every day or risk losing it in order to discover new flavors?

And you don't know if you're gonna like the new flavor more or not, but you know it's gonna be different.

A fucking chair. I hate it gets stuck on these grooves on the tiles. These tiles get stuck on the wheels.

Well, yeah, a lot of things would have been easier if I just stayed with Jiro,

but I would have been unhappy.

But knowing what transpired after leaving,

uh, that's easy to say after the fact, isn't it? But at the moment, in In the moment, I didn't know what was going to happen, did I, 5 years from then?

It's a gamble.

All of life is a gamble. It's a mixture of pure luck,

your skill and intelligence handling different situations, and just random events.

No, sometimes things happen, you get screwed over, and sometimes things happen, you're like, oh, thank God, that was close.

It's just the hand you're dealt with.

Like those people getting on board of the Titanic—

unlucky.

But who knows, maybe in an alternate reality where they survived and Titanic never sank and they arrived in America Maybe there was a worse future waiting for them, like they get organ harvest— harvested.

Well, I don't know, didn't World War I happen shortly after Titanic sank? All those young men, instead of getting sent to the trenches and bombed They just died on a ship.

Ups and downs of life.

You just want to get to the finish line

suffering least amount of damage.

That's the goal, isn't it? Get to the end with all limbs intact.

No, I'm not happier now.

I'm under a lot of stress, a lot of worries,

not enjoying what I do. I used to enjoy doing YouTube. I hate doing this.

Sucks. There's no creativity, there's no passion. It's like a sexless marriage

where you're fucked if you keep doing it and you're fucked if you stop doing it.

I made some massive mistakes,

and I pray to God that I can survive them.

One thing I have learned is that not being in control of your emotions is extremely costly.

Even more so when you have a camera pointed at you.

啊。

No.

Where everyone tuning in from today, guys? Oh my God, it's still ripping. I'm down £54.

Today, today alone,

down £50 on my short, up £60 on my stocks and shares ISA. That's £10 profit.

Profit's a profit.

The day has been not good.

Why do I stream if I hate it?

Because it makes the best money that I can make with my skill set.

Not much else I can do, is there?

What else can I do that makes this much money?

I'd have to get a full-time job.

Even then, even if I was making £12 an hour,

I'd make £1,920 a month. Which is $2,600,

which is less than what I make now.

I have to— a full-time job plus maybe a second job on top.

It would be an insane amount of hours to work a normal job. I'd have to do 60 hours a week,

actual work, not just sitting here touching my hair.

Why don't I prepare for it? What, getting a job? I don't really know what I can do to prepare for it.

Like write my CV.

I don't even know what job I'd want to do if I could just magically conjure up qualifications.

7:20. Nice, I killed an hour.

How has the UK not changed since its colonial days? In bad ways.

嗯。

What negative aspects of the British Empire remain in the UK to this day?

Institutional racism,

economic exploitation.

嗯嗯。

Oh man.

Still not extremely hungry.

I've got hot dogs,

pickles,

apple crumble.

What? What? Why can't I open it? I opened it yesterday.

Oh, what?

You fucking bitch.

What?

I can't believe that.

Oh.

Stupid fucking jaws.

That'll teach you.

I don't understand how I opened it yesterday and now I can't open it.

And why is this all sticky?

Oh my God, oh my God.

Apple, apple, apple.

They're like big insects, aren't they?

Right.

Voilà,

hot dog.

American hot dog,

New York style.

はいはいはいはいはい香り。うん。

嗯。

When I was a kid,

when you went to Maidstone,

there always used to be a guy with a red metal box on wheels selling hot dogs.

He would have sausages just like these.

He'd also have like a grill with onions on it.

It used to be a pound for a hot dog and you get onions on it.

I don't remember when,

but one day they just stopped doing it.

He always used to be standing on that street where they put the entrance to Fremen Walk.

I don't know why they don't do it anymore.

Because they still have food vendors on the street, they just sell other things like churros.

Maybe it fell out of style.

But who doesn't love a hot dog?

Oh, for sick.

I'm gonna eat the apple crumble, but I feel so full up,

and the double cream's gonna go off when? 2026. Ready?

What happens

if you make coffee with cream? I might try that tomorrow. I feel like it will just clot in the coffee and float about in lumps.

I mean, if I can get in trouble for not interacting with the chat, then fucking chat should get in trouble for not interacting with me. Fucking dead chat. All you banned from Kick. If I'm getting banned, you're getting banned too.

Blame me for not interacting with the chat.

You guys ain't even fucking talk to me either.

Always my fault, isn't it?

Oh God, I feel sick. Oh, that's very rich.

So where's everyone tuning in from tonight, guys? Barbados, LA,

Ibiza.

Where are my Barbados bros at? I know you're out there.

I am in frame. Can't you see my hand, my leg?

I knew a woman from Barbados. Her name was Pamela.

Very nice lady.

2 very fine daughters.

She died a couple years ago.

Her husband is still alive even though he got Parkinson's disease. I thought he would die first.

I had a crush on her daughter, one of them. I remember I proposed to her when I was 6 years old. I said, will you marry me?

I kind of still remember it. I remember like taking her somewhere quiet in the house. And I was really nervous when I was a kid. Me and the neighbors and other kids, we would always play like house games,

like, oh, you're my wife and you're my— I'm your husband. And then we'd make fake food out of mud and then pretend I got home from work, like we're roleplaying as adults.

It's funny how kids just imitate what their parents do, or they see their parents do, they imitate it.

No, even when I was like 5 years old, I was always fascinated about the idea of having a girlfriend or a wife.

It's just always been in my nature to like instinctively seek out a partner.

I always felt like if you don't have a partner, there's something wrong with you. Like, why wouldn't you want a partner? Or why don't you have one?

Because everyone always had a partner on TV, like Friends. Everyone's always partnering up,

and your first,

first, like, images of adulthood would be your mum and dad, who are obviously partners.

Always had this drive towards the opposite sex.

There's also a lot of teasing at school, primary school, when you're under 10. People be like, oh, so-and-so likes so-and-so, kissing.

I wonder what all these people are doing now. I wonder if any of them died. That'd be crazy. I remember there was this girl called Donna, and she was really ugly and fat, and she looked like an old woman

in a kid's body, and everyone used to make fun of her. She looked very pale, and she had like a granny's hairstyle.

Very big frame, butch.

And it's to think,

how is she ever going to get a boyfriend? Maybe she became hot, who knows.

She literally looks like Pat Butcher if Pat Butcher was a 10-year-old.

Imagine the irony if she turned out hot.

The '50s, I don't really remember.

Yeah, I remember there's this quite popular girl called Abby, and I was extremely shocked when I found out after we left school she and my best friend from school had become a couple. I remember they broke up and then they had a very immature fight on Facebook, very public as well.

I can't remember, something like she said something like,

um,

kiss my ass, and then he said something like I already done that, bitch. It was very immature.

I remember he phoned me once when he was with her, and he handed the phone to her. She was like, hello, Daniel. I was like, whoa, I'm talking to like one of the hottest girls from our school. How the fuck are you dating her?

And then there was this really foul-mouthed girl called Kirstie.

She had red hair, pigtails. She kind of looked like Olga— or was it Helga from Hey Arnold? Very foul-mouthed, swore like a drunken sailor,

really unattractive.

I wonder what she looks like now.

Last time I saw anyone from my school was probably 2017 when I was working at the petrol station. I saw Fred, Ryan, Sean, Jack.

I couldn't believe it when I saw Jack. He used to be this little fat short kid. And then he was skinny and bald, like he did drugs.

Fred didn't recognize me, but he still had that stupid macho hard man walk. He always walked like that as a kid as well, like the hard man Conor McGregor kind of walk. He also swore a lot, like complete chav.

And then there was Ryan.

He kind of looks like Nigel Thornberry but without the mustache.

He was really racist. He was always bullying me for being Asian. I remember one time, because he was friends with my best friend, so even after school I would have the unfortunate

Uh, experience of having to see him again. I remember it was me, him, and some of his other friends in the car. He said something like, did your mum put your head out of the window when the car was moving? Implying that the wind stretched my eyes to make them small, even though my eyes aren't small for

Asian standards. I've got pretty big eyes.

Yeah, remember I said, oh, I'm— because I was sitting in the middle of the car, I think I said something like, I'm the middle man. And he goes, no, you're the S-H-I-N-K-Y man. He was so racist.

He was such a dick.

I'm just trying to hang out with my friend after school, having a good time. This fucking prick's being racist to me, but because he's friends with my friend.

He was such a knob. I bet he's still racist now, he just keeps his mouth shut.

See, the problem with racists is they never stop being racist. They just learn to stop verbalizing it because they understand the societal consequences of being a racist is that it loses you reputation and can get you fired, gets you in a lot of trouble. I don't think these racists— I don't think they change. I think they just

learned to keep it to themselves.

Yeah, they kept coming into the petrol station and I was wondering, are they ever going to recognize me? They never did.

Until one morning, I don't know, I just thought it'd be funny if I said, do you remember me? He said no, and then he said, oh wait, yeah, Lordy.

It was really weird seeing all the old school. I thought I left that world behind 10,

12 years ago.

I can't believe I saw those people again. It's like being thrust back into some kind of nightmare.

It was like I thought the world disappeared when I was at school, but it didn't. It just evolved, and I disappeared from it. But it was always still there, waiting for me to return.

By that point, it was 2016. I'd already traveled to Japan multiple times. Had a lot of sex.

I felt like I had changed myself as well.

But being back there and seeing those faces again

made me feel like, yep, I want out of here. That's why I got married.

Just wanted to escape that world.

And when you're young, it feels like all those people are going to be around forever. You want to get away from it. But then as when you get older towards middle age, you realize most these people aren't going to be around for much longer.

Maybe ten, fifteen, twenty years more. Thirty if they got good genes.

It's not really a big deal anymore.

Puts things into perspective when you think about it that way, that people are not going to be around forever.

Makes you hate them a little less

because either they're going to be gone or I'm going to be gone.

We don't have this whole life ahead of ourselves anymore.

No, I haven't seen Mr. Meow Meow. I saw the black cat. I saw this other cat that I haven't seen before, I think.

Wasn't TKO Sam threatened with legal action if he didn't take down that GoPro video? By— was it Kushida Sushi or Sushira?

Imagine having to go to court over that. Why did you place the GoPro on the conveyor belt, Mr. T-Kristian?

I don't know, I wanted to be famous.

Maybe Tikyo-san was like planted there by Kushida Sushi's competitor. I mean, it works, didn't it? The stock tanked. Customers kind of didn't really want to eat conveyor belt sushi because of the san— sanitary implications.

I was a spy hired by Sushiro to destabilize Kushida Sushi's stock

price. Do they still do conveyor belt sushi? I remember after that happened they stopped doing it for a bit, and then you could only order from the tablet. They shut down the conveyor belt because of Sam. That's kind of funny. Oh wait, that wasn't because of Sam, that was because of the kid who licked the soy sauce

bottle. I'm getting it confused. I mixed up the kid who licked the soy sauce bottle with what Ikeru-san did.

I thought that was Seiko-san's doing. Now that was a stupid— it wasn't even a kid, it was a man apparently, but he looks like a 12-year-old boy. He had dyed blonde hair and he was like licking the soy sauce bottles and putting them back. They shut the conveyor belts down, didn't they? I don't know if they put

them back up now.

Funny how they always like to blame the gaijin for breaking the high-trust society, and it's the Japanese doing it themselves, trying to get views on TikTok.

I wonder how that guy's life is going. Probably better than mine.

Just needs to change his hair, people won't recognize him.

I saw Alice in Borderland. Boring. It's like wannabe Squid Games where they just get lasered in the head.

I saw the first episode of it and it was like in Shibuya and the streets were completely empty. And all I could think about was, how the fuck did they get Shibuya completely empty like that? Is it a set? Is it all a set or CGI? Or did they really have the budget to close down all the

roads and get all the people out just to film? It wasn't just that scene though. There were loads of scenes where the streets were completely empty.

And what a massive disturbance and disruption to everyone's lives to film some stupid drama show. Shut down all the roads. Must have been so annoying for everyone.

Yeah, all I could think about was that. How did they get all the streets emptied when Tokyo is such a busy place?

Same as, uh, what's it called, 28 Days Later, when Cillian Murphy comes out the hospital in London and it's just deserted. How do they do that?

You know, how much money did they have to pay London to get permission.

And then I saw this other zombie movie, and I couldn't tell what country it was set in until it finished. I kept thinking it was Mexican because when they said rice, they said carne, and I thought, oh, chili con carne must be rice, they must be Mexican. Because they look brown, but the dad looks Hispanic and the

kids look Asian and the wife looked Southeast Asian.

But the director's name was Gonzalez, so I thought it was Spanish or Mexican. It turns out it was Filipino. I guess it would be pretty obvious if it was Mexican. I think you'd know what it sounds like, but it just didn't sound like any language I've ever heard before. And they kept switching to English and then back

to Filipino. It was such a boring movie.

It's just this family, husband and wife with 2 kids, and then the husband and wife hate each other for some— I think the wife cheated with the brother.

Kani means meat. What? But he said no, he said rice. Because the subtitle said rice, but he said carne.

And the zombies were weirdly stupid. I mean, they kept saying these words, probably the last words they said before they died, but it was just silly.

And then the guy was really passive-aggressive and bitchy. And the woman was just miserable the whole time. It was just really annoying.

And they get into this house and the guy doesn't want to leave the house, so he sabotages the car, pretends it broke down.

Couldn't finish it, it was boring.

Yeah, I put on this anime, it's boring.

Started off kind of interesting, like cyberpunk with robots, and then for some reason it just changed the characters to this old man playing piano in his big house with a robot butler.

And it was like 40 minutes, this fucking old man trying to create a piano piece and then raging at the robot, and then the robot just flies off into the sky, has a battle with with another robot and then explodes.

And then the old guy's sad. And I thought, what the fuck was the point of that 40-minute scene? It was just him trying to create a piano piece, the robot trying to learn piano, the guy getting mad at the robot saying machines can't create art.

I thought the whole thing could have just been summed up in 5 minutes. It was dragged on 40 minutes or something. When it finished, I was like, thank God,

that was terrible.

Here I am. How's everyone's night going? Where are you tuning in from?

Where are you tuning in from?

Fucking idiots. Idiot. Suck on my thumb.

I bite my thumb at you, good sir.

We lost so many OGs, didn't we?

I'd like to just take a moment to remember the OGs

like Lil Waze, Chicken Feet,

Chuff Weasel,

AJ, Crypt. Kind of miss Crypt. Even though she pissed me off.

I liked how she made me feel. She made me feel wanted and special.

Maybe we should make like a list of names, like fallen soldiers on the battlefield,

victims of my rage.

Lost Vix, Mariana.

Poppy was never here. What are you talking about?

We lost many along the way.

The services won't be forgotten.

Lots of walamo. Moon. Selfies not up to your liking.

Selfies not up to your liking.

I had to ban many, and many were banned.

I had to ban Mummy today. For being out of order. I banned Vishidu and Snead today as well.

I need to fart.

Farted.

Fallen soldiers.

I

need to fart again.

Oh, when I close my eyes, I go very dizzy.

Why does it keep timing it? Stop it. What's in the news?

Oh God,

I remember when in Japan when the police came to my guest house. I was so nervous and scared, I kept farting.

I kept accidentally farting like I was gonna shit myself. And I realized, yeah, when those soldiers get shot, like, they apparently, they shit themselves. And I could understand it.

Good thing I already took a shit. I think I might have actually shat myself.

I don't know if they heard it. I was like,

20 killed as Myanmar junta uses paragliders to bomb Buddhist festival. It's not very nice.

I dated Charlotte Church when her career was at its peak. Now I work in a pub.

Well, what did you expect, that you're going to become rich for dating Charlotte Church? That's a weird statement.

What, you blaming

working in a pub on Charlotte Church? 很好。

Fuck.

No.

Hello, Bruce. Where are you tuning in from tonight?

Are you tuning in from

Doo doo doo dee dee

dee dee dee doo doo.

Are you trying to confirm the— are you trying to confirm this is a constant shock comparison between Cold War era and the T6 spiral?

Bro, what the hell is going on? Yo, you're back okay, bro?

Bro, what the hell you doing, boy? Yo, your back okay, bro?

Bro, what the hell you

Not the fastest car you'll see tonight, but a different car than the Spanish top 3. The adventure's a bit of a journey forward.

Game of Thrones foam air dryer. So I don't know whose idea this was, but apparently a heat-reactive foam that my hand isn't warm enough to make it hot, but the, the Breath of a Dragon is. They didn't have to go this hard. I don't know if you're still in the game or not, but if you are, then

this is crazy. Where everyone tuning in from tonight, guys?

What was saying? Step out on Fields of Riot real quick. Make sure you're sober and you're gonna drive. Well, I'm not gonna perform for Fields of Riot, but I will step out of the vehicle. I don't have a problem with that. Why would you perform Fields of Riot? Why would I? Oh, that gives you probable cause to

take me in. Why do I get you probable cause to think that I'm under the influence of alcohol? My idle behavior, speech patterns. What about my speech patterns? It's not something we're looking at right now. You're on Fields of Riot in an hour. Oh no, why would I get you? Go right ahead.

This is what happens when Vikings get their hands on our jobs.

The air hostess is already loud, but paired with the Danish crew, it's something else entirely.

Built for rapid fire missions, it hunts targets over 40 km away, then backs up in minutes to avoid counterfire. This is what happens when Vikings get their hands on artillery. The outpost is already allowed, but Eric with the Danish crew has to be hit.

No, no, no, no, no, don't do that! Put it in later. Got to give snake head.

Put the gun down, kid. Do it. Oh, damn it! Well, can't get past it yet. Did not— it's not one of the programs. Did not Ich fliege gerade fast durchs Nichts. Das ist echt Wahnsinn. Das ist Wahnsinn, wie wir solche Flüge ablegen können.

So this is the bottom of my hole.

Japanese soldiers would use bamboos against the breeze while hidden in coffin-sized holes covered with sand to wait for their unsuspecting enemy.

What is this one? What is this one, sir? Underwater. Can I get one? Good stuff. Okay. All

right, thank you.

3,

2, 1, go! Okay, you're very close to like going through

Something.

Oh, look at that! That's absolutely revolting. I might— wait, what's that tissue? The volcanic gun is there. Something in there. You got kids?

What's a frame with a proper lens?

Don't understand

what frame.

A frame?

What do you mean? A

case?

A phone case?

With the lens.

No, I don't like that.

That's funny.

Just really enjoying these YouTube Shorts.

What

is it?

No, I can't stand your beard. Danny, don't you want this? No, this is nice. This is real nice. You look swell, honey.

Are you ready to come?

I'm looking for a bicycle today, not a taxi to scare me from A to B. What the hell is that? I need the bike to get to work, not to cross me. Have you ever seen a bicycle? Yeah, no way I'm riding that. I go somewhere.

He built a gun with 25 barrels, each firing at once, in an attempt to kill the King of France in 1832. You see, he set up this gun in a window and loaded it with over 400 bullets. When the king came close during the parade, the handmade gun fired, spraying bullets into the crowd and killing 18 people.

Miraculously, King Louis survived, and because the recoil broke both of the anarchist's arms, he was immediately arrested and executed. He built a gun with 25 barrels, some each firing at once, in an attempt to kill the King of France in 1835. He set up this gun in the window, loaded it with bullets, didn't look at half an

inch. And you're looking at these absolutely isolationist Americans, right, who are letting Britain, their closest ally, potentially go down to the Nazis, right? They're about losing everything, and they're not doing anything. Want the answer to the isolationists? Oh, this is expensive. Let's get after it.

Where everyone tuning in from tonight?

My next purchase will be iPhone 17 Pro Max, 2TB storage.

No, I don't want it for streaming. I just want it for theme scrolling. This phone's fine for streaming.

嗯。

Tell us

a joke. No.

Don't hug me, Joy.

嗯。

Do do do do do do do. Do do do do do do do.

Hello, Simply, how are you tonight? I hope you're having a great evening.

Yeah, if I just ban everyone, then there's no chat to reply to.

They can't say I'm not interacting with the chat if there's no one chatting because everyone's banned.

Genius. Everyone banned.

Can't chat to the chat because there's no one chatting.

Genius.

Damn, there's no 17 Pro Max. Or Pros or 17s in stock anywhere. We will go all the way to Southampton Apple Store. It's insane. Look, everything's out of stock. Out of stock. Out of stock. Out of stock.

Out of stock.

What about Google Pro Pixel? Google Pixel Pro.

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Yeah, I don't know why everyone's so interested about my KCIP.

Anyone would think you're getting paid as well. It's like you're my wives bitching about the money situation.

Market

is still ripping.

Fucking insane. I would have been up £30 I still had that long. I took profit at £5.

I took profit too early. I let my losses run forever.

If you don't take the loss, it doesn't count as a loss.

嗯嗯嗯嗯。

What do you mean 6 people?

I've got 187 viewers. I'm famous. I've got more viewers than YouTube. What do you mean 6 viewers?

How dare you insult my fame.

I'm the most famous man in Kederton.

Where's everyone tuning in from, guys?

Type in chat. No.

Haven't. Oh, you hit me! I want to talk to you so far.

When you're spending every day on your own, and here it goes, I'm just thinking.

When you're spending every Every day on your own, and here it goes. I'm just thinking when you say.

Don't you give up, na na na. I won't give up, na na na. Baby, love you. Spin around, I won't find my way. Catch up and die, never let you go. Never let me down. Don't you give up, na na na. I won't give up, na na na. Baby, love you.

Where I was.

I

know

I got at least 15. We run your poker.

Uh, what are you looking

at? Notice you don't have the ring. How long have you been opening? 7 months. 7. After 6, you automatically get a strike. So I was in the right. No one's ever contacted me about that. It's your job to contact them. Go to Colonel Austin and ask for that strike. Colonel Austin? It's the only way to get this

straightened out. You want to talk to Colonel Austin about your work strike?

Where's everyone tuning in from tonight?

What if I just did this

the whole time? That's kind of like talking.

This is my indigenous language of the Malayan jungle, of my mother.

Oh God, the market's ripping. I can't look at it, it's painful.

Isn't Powell speaking tomorrow? Maybe it's gonna rip today and then tank tomorrow.

Check the Forex calendar.

Thursday unemployment claims.

Cut time cap.

How about the moon?

Me, me, me.

My longer-term moves are Bitmain Gold.

S&P 500.

I might get out of gold soon.

What's gold doing?

Gold's going down. The fuck?

Market's ripping, gold's going up— I mean, down.

How do you crash into a wall? A stationary wall? I don't know, it just came out of nowhere.

It looks like a car hit the side of my car as if I didn't see it coming, but it was literally a wall. The wall just came out of nowhere.

Ah, how many hours left? Half 30. 1 hour 30 minutes, and then bedtime, and then do it all over again tomorrow, because that's how the rich

stay rich.

I'm gonna go for it. I think I used 170 or so there, and we're out. What I'm gonna do now is demonstrate the overtake.

Generational wealth.

Every day of the week. Good amount of visibility here. I'm just going to go for it. I think I used 170 or so there. And we're round. What I'm going to do now is demonstrate a nose pick. I've only used a few hundred of my available distance. This is a 5-minute walk out of the airport. Every day

of the week. Good amount of visibility here. I'm just going to go for it. I'm gonna go for it.

This is what it looks like to swim at 5:30 AM in Nice, France. It's not 5:30 AM. At 5:30, the sun's altitude was at -3.62 degrees, and based off the shadow of this building and the sun pattern on this peninsula, the actual time the video was taken was around 6:04 AM. This is what it looks like to

swim at 5:30 AM in Nice, France. It's not 5:30 AM. At 5:30, the sun's altitude was at -3.62 degrees, and based off the shadow of this building and the sun pattern on this peninsula, the actual time the video was taken was around 6:04 AM. This is what it looks like to swim at 5:30 in the morning. I

hate everything made after 1980.

They're 19 and trading on their phones while you're still chasing paychecks at 50. Disappear from social media and do this.

Braking should be done in a straight line before the corner, not here or here or here. If you do this, you can literally never go wrong. Braking, off the brakes, turn. Braking should be done in a straight line Before the corner. I got— what happened?

That day shall come, the trumpet of Christ shall sound, and shall I sing?

And all the angels with God arise.

So if you want to trade

So if you want to trade, most of the cars that we feature on Top Gear are borrowed. Tourist films downtown North Korea. Oh yep, so these guys don't play by the rules. These guys are not actually regular police; they're known as military police. If you buy a Ferrari, you have two choices apparently: they'll either deliver your Ferrari

to your local Ferrari dealership. Ferrari leadership, which is free, or you can pay £500, fly down to Maranello at your own expense, have a tour of the factory.

When this submarine crew member entered the green room, he started locking it so that no one could enter. But why this green room? Steve Jobs was a crazy driver. Firstly, because he never used a license plate. Steve discovered a loophole in the state of California where a new car could be driven without a license plate for up

to 6 months. So what he would do is lease a brand new silver Mercedes-Benz, and then after 6 months he would return the car and lease the exact same model. This way he never needed a license plate and he wasn't breaking any laws. However, he did break the law whenever he got behind the wheel. As he admitted

to this interview, I get to come into work every morning and hang. By the way, I do speed. Steve would frequently speed on his way to work and was even pulled over one time for going over 100 miles per hour in a 55-mile-per-hour zone. The officer warned him he could go to jail and lose his license if

he was caught speeding again, but Jobs just taunted him and told him to hurry up with writing his ticket. As soon as the cop left, he immediately sped back up to 100 miles per hour. Steve clearly didn't think the rules applied to him. You're a little anxious. 3, 2, 1.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, I don't know. It did start to boot up and it's now not fine.

USS Stingray SS-161. These metal lugs on German World War I helmets were a genius invention serving multiple purposes. These bolts first of all allowed for a solid upgrade, making it possible to attach a steel faceplate. This added armor offered extra protection. Particularly for exposed soldiers like machine gunners and sentries, though its weight and tendency to slip made

it unpopular with many soldiers who removed it. Not only that, but when the plate wasn't attached, these lugs also conveniently doubled as ventilation. Have you taken your German lessons? Oh yes, sir. Good. You. Good. Say thank you in German. Oh, of course. You see, it's, um.

Yes, nein, nein. Yes, out with it. Nein, nein. My God! Was that all right? No, that was terrible. You're butchering my beautiful language. It's dankeschön. Say it. Dankeschön. Incorrect. Dankeschön. Dankeschön.

I've heard enough. No more. I'm so sorry, sir. I'll still practice. You will practice hard. Oh, I will, sir. I am so sorry. Have you taken your German lessons? Oh, yes, sir. Good. You, how do you say thank you in German?

King Edward I.

King Edward. King Edward. King Edward. King Edward VIII.

King Aethelred the Unready. Sweyn Forkbeard. Cnut the Great.

Harold the First Headless.

Harthacnut.

King Edward the Confessor.

King Harold II. These are living relatives of historical people. So Abraham Lincoln has a relative still alive named Ralph Lincoln, who's actually a professional Abraham Lincoln impersonator and historical reenactor. Napoleon's main descendant is a French investment banker who studied at Harvard and funnily enough is currently a rival of the Duke of Wellington's descendant, who also works in

finance at a competing bank, deepening the 200-year rivalry, though significantly less interesting. Hitler has 3 great-nephews that live in New York, with 2 of them running a landscaping business in Long Island and the other being a retired pharmacist. The descendants of Cornelius Vanderbilt, the railroad and steamship— I'm being Hitler's nephew at one point— all of his money,

and as of the 1970s, apparently not a single millionaire even remains in the family. The author Charles Dickens has a great-great-grandson named Harry Lloyd who actually had a role in Game of Thrones, and Thomas Jefferson has a great-great-grandson who's a TV anchor in Houston. And finally, John Tyler, America's 10th president, born in 1790, had a living grandson

who was actually alive for Skibidi Toilet and Italian Brain Rot before ultimately dying earlier this year. Ever wonder why shotguns were almost banned from World War I even though they reigned in the trenches? The truth might surprise you. Many assumed they were just another firearm or that they had little use beyond Close Encounters, but the reality was

far more shocking. The Winchester Model 1897 could unleash 5 shells in rapid bursts, basically acting like a handheld machine gun blasting buckshot. At short range, it tore through enemy lines and could even smash barbed wire. In the brutal chaos of trench warfare, nothing else compared. So why would anyone want such a weapon out— Hello, chat! Where are

you tuning in from?

Ban the gun because it's inhumane.

Hi there. Okay, I feel okay, I promise. Yeah, you look okay. Who needs jumper cables when you can just have a jump starter? Check this out.

Puts them in the back. You have been found guilty, Mr. William Joseph Blasphemous. It is rare, even for people in the US could never do this. I mean, the—

Have you ever heard about the tiny British islands that were traded with Germany in exchange exchange for a whole country. Heligoland is located 29 miles off the coastline of Germany but was made a British territory in 1814 after they captured it from Denmark some years prior. In the following years, the island has acted like— Walmart is very

aggressive about handling injury claims, so you should expect when you get hurt— Hey guys, here I have 2 SS helmets. One of these is real and the other is fake. Let's Take a closer look. Now you might have guessed this already that this an IQ of 85 to 115 is considered average in English.

No, I don't care where you're from.

I care about where you're tuning in from. There's a very distinct difference.

With armors that would add 40 to 60 pounds of additional weight. The Roman centurion had chainmail armor and wore these.

They would put the—

they

would put the nuclear launch codes inside a capsule and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. That person would be given a lifetime salary to walk alongside the president while carrying a butcher knife. If the time ever came to fire the missiles, the president wouldn't turn a key or push a button. Instead,

he would have to kill the volunteer with his own hands to retrieve the code. The idea was to force the leader to feel the weight of one innocent life before taking These are streamers who committed crimes on stream. So Vitaly was live streaming in the Philippines, shown harassing police officers to the point where he was and still

is actively detained by the Filipino government, spending over a year in their prison system and counting. Johnny Somali is another live streamer who has streamed himself committing crimes, harassing others in multiple countries, most recently in South Korea where he's facing up to 12 years in prison. Neon was streaming in a car that was swerving in and out

of traffic until they ultimately hit a car and decided to flee the scene. Scene, and Neon ran away to escape the repercussions of what was effectively a hit-and-run. Jack Doherty was arrested for reckless driving while streaming for going 80 in a 35, and he was actually involved in another crash on stream when he was on his phone

driving in the rain. Raja Jackson violently pummeled an unconscious man over 20 times during a wrestling match on stream fairly recently. But finally, the worst incident was his friend streamer named JP, who passed away at least partly due to abuse he was receiving by his friends while he was live streaming. Okay, that's terrible. Mr. Strictwood steps out

of his limousine. He's always fine. Create a voiceover using your— Mr. Graham, tell this man to fire at me! I beg your pardon? Tell this man if he does not shoot me, I will kill him! Count to the demise of a warrant! Tell him! Tell him!

Ankle, ankle! No!

Faster, faster!

Fire!

Fire!

They're not ready.

Sir Graham, tell this man to fire at me. I beg your pardon? Tell me how he was making my usual. Did you know what will happen when King Charles III dies? The moment Charles passes, Prince William will instantly become King William V. The phrase, the King is dead, long live the King, will be declared, marking the transition.

Operation Menai Bridge, the secret plan for Charles's death, will come into action. Just like his mother's London Bridge plan, it covers every—

Verstanden? Hat sie keinen Respekt vor Autorität? Ihre Worte gewähren Einblick in einen höchst verräterischen Geist. I am so sorry, mein Führer. Sind Sie denn ein Idiot? No, mein Führer. Sind Sie ein verkleideter Schurke? Ein Jude? Ein verräterischer Jude? No, no, mein Führer. I'm from Arizona.

George Washington. Thomas Jefferson.

Abraham Lincoln. Theodore Roosevelt. Frank D. Roosevelt. Harry S. Truman.

John F. Kennedy. It is certainly real.

Let's talk about the 12 o'clock position. People don't really like this position, but it's actually very important. It lets me get around this pothole nice and easily. It allows me to swing the wheel around to make a right turn very quickly and easily. One thing to note is if you have a crash with your arm in this

position, the airbag will deploy into your arm. I've never had an airbag deploy into any part of my body. But I don't assume it will be pleasant. Let's talk about it.

It's a big train night, Bob. There's no outrunning what's coming.

I'd hurry if I was you.

I'd hurry if I was you. This is

a waste. This is actual proof of time traveling.

Is it fishy? It's fish. Let me smell it.

You want something or what? Yeah, give me some of that. Enough for 15 people. 10 pounds of shrimp.

It's gonna be some serious money there. This is no nickel and dime shit. Now once you start work, you don't go do a game break somewhere like— 2 blokes,

2 gay guys flying back on a midnight flight. Position for me that feels most unnatural is the one I'm in now. This position used to be very popular to are almost the default way to hold the steering wheel. Don't like this. Nowadays, anybody that I see using this position, they're sat too high in the seat. If this

feels more comfortable to you than the 9 and 3, I would highly recommend lowering your seat if you can. If you can't, you might just be really tall or have a really long torso, in which case it's understandable. Let me explain Explain my problem with cars of this type. This is a Honda.

These are illegal items you can purchase on Amazon, so you can purchase brass knuckles under other names like paperweights or belt buckles, and you can also buy.

Uyquiles kilancar, macha que estás aquí. Quema tus sabores, tu tocanto canta hasta el cielo. Todo es, todo es un arte de Yacashí. No más lloros, esto es lo que quimacha hoy. Chao, cantos, sáltale, chito. What are

you making? I don't like it. What? You heard me. You know what this man can do? I'm here to find out. Lose. You gotta love— I'm gonna show you something that blew my mind the first time somebody showed me this, right? So lower down where everyone tuning in from tonight.

More jerk in your control. 5, 4, 3. I'm a big proponent within

One hour left. Ah, been a long day

of doing nothing,

but we made it.

Ah.

Do I have friends? No,

but I have many enemies.

Powerful enemies.

I'm gonna keep my eye out for a bee livery tomorrow.

I hate

it here. I hate it here. I hate it.

All right, Europe, we must rearm. Any thoughts? Oh my God, I, I don't even know. I mean, should we, should we make tanks? Yeah, I think you make me tanks. The soldiers should definitely look good. Wait, you guys stopped making warplanes? Yeah.

Okay, no for him. Write your— Oh, excuse me, you dropped something. No worries.

Hey, hey, wait!

What happens in front-wheel drive when you give it too much throttle coming out of a corner, it would push me out of the corner. Directly into that car. Now yes, rear-wheel drive is also scary because you lose the back end and you can go spinning, pirouetting into the Lord's company. But don't think you're immune to this because

you drive a front-wheel drive car. What happens if— Bro might have made the first ever slipstream. Can one of the world's strongest men break grip? This is a 5-liter cannon. Okay, I can feel it.

Where everyone tuning in from tonight, guys?

Really? Wow. What if I told you a video game helped save Notre Dame when the 800 feet— in the case of World War II, you've been shot in the neck and you're going to bleed out. If we use a tourniquet, the bleeding will stop, but blood flow to your brain stops.

Everyone was puzzled by this guy's strategy because as soon as the lumberjack competition started, this participant decided not to rush anywhere and engage logic. And when his competitors were already far ahead, only then did he start. But the way he did it impressed everyone because that time at the beginning that he took for thinking allowed him to

calculate the number of strikes and the angle he needed to spend minimum effort and quickly catch up with everyone. The winner is the one who cuts down the top part of the tree. But what's this? Our genius decided to go down to the bottom, and while his competitors are already close to victory cutting the tree from 2

sides, our hero started the path from zero to get out on top from the opposite side and take the most advantageous position. And here's the moment of truth. He's chopping with all his might because he has absolutely no time left. And when his competitor decided to rest and see how our genius is doing, he's just winning. Big

one was— this is a Cavalier from our Vauxhall.

If you're trying to insure a Vauxhall Corsa 1.2, there's probably half a million people also trying to insure a 1.2 Vauxhall Corsa. So those are the cars that have been crashed look. All the most common cars are always surprisingly dear to insure. So what you want to do is find a car that's unusual. I found a Renault

Twingo GT, which was a 1.2, had a little baby turbo, and in London I got an insurance price of £1,200 on my first year with my license with no no-claim bonus. It's worth the search for more things. If you're trying to enjoy a box hall course at 1.2, there's probably half a million. Every neighbor got their flavor.

Every neighbor. I'm not that innocent.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Before you go, there's something I want you to have. Oh, it's beautiful! But wait a minute, isn't this— Yeah, yeah, it is. But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean. Well, baby, I want to thank you.

Before I feel the grief in my heart, I've been lonely too long. Before I can feel the love, just follow me. It's not all I need.

There's no time. I never go through more. Sherry, sherry lady.

I forgot to eat my grape. My grapes ain't gonna eat themselves.

爹。

Grapes.

This man decided— this man decided to eat radioactive urine.

I found this mini proof of work miner on eBay for like $30, and today I'm gonna try and set it up. Okay, so this is called a Wattminer. Hey, so I'm standing right now at my old busy stomping grounds in the city of London, and the building is where I used to work as a trader. Did you

know that most trading indicators out there consciously say the same?

If you want the best from your car, you want to keep it on the boil. 2,000 now. If I put my foot all the way to the floor,

let's try popular. I'll help you be popular, you'll hang with the right

Here's everything that's technically worse about the new iPhone Air that makes it so incredibly thin. So, eSIM only globally. Cooling. This has a new A13 Pro chip which has 16 cores, but thermally this will be way more limited than the Pros. Battery has to be worse. Apple still said all-day battery life for the keynote.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Peppers in the chat.

I put £1 in him and he got £5 out. I said, all right, what are we doing here? Uh, it's the bridge. What's the speed? National speed limit, so 70. You got to start getting your foot down.

Watch that truck coming in. See him? Yeah.

Make sure your foot is completely down on the brake. Here we go.

Sorry, that was really bad.

Sorry, that was really bad. I thought it was going really well. I know, it's because that gear— I don't like this gimbal. All right, what are we doing? I was stung by a bee. Where? Between the first and second hole. Well, that means your stance is too wide. I was— and I was like, hmm, when did you

get hot? Oh, George, we're parking again. Yeah, um, I'm horny, all right. Don't worry, Mr. Valentine, I'll have your daughter back by 6 PM sharp, and I won't pick up her bloomers, I swear to it. Oh, don't spend too much money on me, Georgie. I don't deserve it. I don't deserve any She'll have a moxie and a

side of fruit cup because she's a girl. She can't make decisions for herself. You don't have this in the Soviet Union. Take her. I'm his property now. I think someone's a bit stuck.

Why do you always say that I need a haircut every day?

Hmm, yeah. Hmm. Oh, meow. Who cares? Do you think you'd still date me if I was a duck? On the screen, the rings and the bells.

You sacrificed your minds for pleasure. You clamped machines to your skin.

Uh, the

numbers on the right. Having a nice narrow car means I can avoid the pothole on the inside of this without leaving my lane. I have all this adjustability, I can weave like a madman, and I'm not leaving my lane. If you're driving this big hunky SUV, you just don't get that sense of speed. You feel like— I

know I should sleep, but the voices in my head don't.

I know I should sleep, but the voices in my head don't.

I'm here for the usual. Rate's gone up, baby. Inflation.

In luck.

We're down and out, there seems no hope at all.

But if you just believe— Tired of watching. Okay, I didn't know this was real. So I opened this flashlight.

You're not doing that, don't worry. Yeah,

I do feel like the lights are working because those lot were waiting over there ahead and now they've gone.

Yeah, we'll just wait.

And there you go.

This is the newly redesigned— get off,

dude! This fella said you can't find my flight in 15 minutes. You're right, I found it in 5. Immediately recognizing this hill, I knew he was landing in Aruba. It matched the exact angle from his window seat. But to find the flight number, I need a date. I found this review he left on Aruba 6 years ago

and used that to find this TikTok he posted. But that date doesn't work because at the time of the flight, this plot of land isn't the same. But a year later, he went back to Aruba, and on his flight leaving, the satellite matches perfectly. Your American car features that you're asking to talk about, whatever.

We're missionaries. We help people.

Dann werden wir umkreisen.

Me and this car next to me are going to enter this roundabout at the same time. What I want to do is let him go a little bit in front so that we're not side by side around the roundabout. If somebody makes a mistake and you're side by side with them, crashes happen. Me and this—

Where can I learn more about magic?

About magic? Yeah, guys, let me tell you about incredible places.

Wait, this is the longest ladder on the planet. Thanks for the ride. See ya. See ya.

Men think that this is the female gaze. No, that's Chris Hemsworth. Female gaze are called lesbians. Men think that this is the female gaze. Nope, that's Christel from eBay. Mostly lady riders that ride on the back. This, this does not make me comfortable. What, what is this meant for and what is this gonna do? So the whole

purpose of this, whenever you are on this bike and you are tucked, it is supposed to provide additional support for your tail section. Not so much for the front portion of your passenger, whomever that may be. Mostly if you put a wrap in a pan. What happens if I put a wrap in a pan? Add eggs. I'm

not sure about this. Tomatoes. Tomatoes. Tomatoes. Spinach. I test viral healthy recipes every day.

Michael Saylor just—

so I usually don't drink, but once in a while I enjoy Corona with some lime, of course. And I got this little bottle opener that I want to try out because usually I have to have people

Where everyone tuning in from tonight?

Hey, hey,

hey everyone, where you tuning from to tonight?

So I have a spreadsheet of some— Are you ready? Are you sure? How old are you? She's American, folks, not Irish. And you? Fired.

Yes, it's certainly real. It's using an energy field. For the

past few years, we've been attempting to perfectly preserve— Hey, nice PS5! How much is it?

Don't make me sad, don't make me cry again. We were born to die, make me laugh, let's rock it hard. You are right, we were born to die.

You are right.

Okay. You are my light. You are my light. You are my light.

Oh

no.

Stonehenge has long fascinated historians and mystics alike, but a lesser-known chapter on— Hello, BRD Zone, how are you doing tonight?

Hope you're having a splendid evening.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh,

oh, where's my snare?

As you go around the corner, have a look.

Your wishes calling your powers. Now I can see it all.

You dug me out of my grave and saved my heart from the fate of failure. Wake me up inside. Wake me up. Feel the rain on your skin. I don't care.

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave. O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

I'll

do it.

Trading is not for everyone, but if you are a trader—

So give me reason to prove me wrong, to wash this memory clean. Let the floods cross the distance in your eyes.

Everybody

dance!

I wanted to join the military,

but they said they would use me as a missile.

Hey, if you ride up the bar and You're drunk with your friends while your girl waits up at home, and you see a pretty blonde come walking in, and you notice she's all alone. You say, what's the hurt? Just a little bit of flirting, and you ask her what she's drinking. Well, honey, I hate to tell you,

that's cheating. If you ask for a number and you save it under a completely different name, and you think I won't pick Anything of it when you jump at a text from James. You can talk, talk, talk to whoever you want, but when you feel the need to delete it, honey, I hate to break it, that's cheating.

You recognize this song? Drive Safe. When I was 12, I built this car.

Agreed to speak with me today? I, I have not agreed to that. If you want. If you have any questions, you're more than welcome to ask. Yeah, so what's your background? What's my background? Yeah, your background. You said that you analyze people and you recognize to see whether they're under the influence of drugs specifically. Yes, sir. So

what's your background that gives you the ability to be able to do something like that? Oh, well, I was— some years patrolled the state, and then I— from the upside down. Hey, Maestro! No!

I used to party all night and sleep in late. I know my life was really pretty great.

I just deleted ChatGPT. Are you two gonna make love tonight? This is our first date.

How did you two meet? Through a friend. Oh my God, how old are you, my guy? 25. What about you? 23. 23, bro. Do you sin?

Do you sin? Not really.

And at what point in the date are we right now? Uh, the first part. Okay, so you haven't gotten any food or drinks yet? After the show. Okay. And like, have you guys— basically what I want to know is if you should just get this out of the way right now and give each other a little smooch.

What do you think? No, what do you— just get it out of the way. What do you think? Just— oh, she wants to do it, bro. She want— she wants to do it. Come on, come on, come on.

I normally

do not chop.

Super duper light. Dad, you'll never believe it. Believe what? Went with the boys for chicken KFC. Okay, I see. You're 6 years old, you haven't been anywhere with your boys. Well, this, um, geezer, he was a vegan, right? Yeah. And he said, you know those chickens were about to order? Yeah. He said, mate, I

hope you know Those chickens used to have a family, brothers, sisters. Yeah. And guess what I said? What did you say? I said, oh mate, get over here now.

Yeah. I said, remember boys? Yeah. Always, um, order. Yeah. A family bucket so no one gets left out.

Dad, you'll never believe it. My name is Benson Boone. I am Benjamin Boone.

Bet, Victor. All right, all right, all right. Say, don't— I've noticed you around. This is the world's smallest column.

What's the most British thing about you? Ironing.

Hey, sir, if I give you this— so the QT numbers I did look at— I'm from Russia. Excuse me, I thought you were cute. Can I take you out for lunch? Yo, boy, see shit. Ma'am, I need you to step back. Ma'am, I need you to step back from the animal. You realize it's against the ordinance.

May I have your attention, please? Yes, May I have your attention, please? Will the ruthless lady please stand up? Whatever, boss man. You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Put your loving hands out,

baby. Mike Kelly, you better start stepping up here.

What song is it?

Are you two gonna make lots of— Welcome to Anna. But I don't wanna live that way.

You're just fine. Attention. You don't want my heart. Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new. Yeah, you just want attention. I know from the start. You're just making sure I'm never getting over you.

Ah, now you get to hear me. That's one thing that I need.

Are you two together? Oh.

Just pray to God that I don't believe in, 'cause I got time while she's got freedom.

But now I just know I don't forgive it. That voice. My best days will be some of my worst.

She finally met a man Was gonna put her, 'cause I wanna wait. She's no trouble sleeping.

When heartbreak's so adult, they even, even know. And what am I supposed to do when the last part of me was always human? And what am I supposed to say when I want something to be okay?

Jet. Now I'm going to take my hands off the wheel for this next part. If you're the type of person that doesn't like this, just click off. You might say, well, why do I need this system? I'm not an idiot, I can steer. If

That's for slapping that woman. That woman. Just a young gun with a quick fuse. I was uptight, wanna let loose. I was dreaming of bigger things and wanna leave my old life behind. Not a yes sir, not a follower. Fit the box, fit the mold, have a seat in the foyer, take a number. I was like, make

Friday

then.

Yeah.

There's nothing you can do now you're in New York. The way you grab me, much more than nasty. I'm off the deep end, watch as I dive in. I'll never leave the ground,

crash through the surface. Where they can't hurt us. We're far from the shallow now.

Why you not do this? Yeah.

Transform your.

Of 2032, we were only left but acting like it was gone. There once was a truck with an ugly frame, its angles sharp and it looked so lame. The people wondered who's to blame, the man who goes to Mars. All hail the Cybertruck! Trip on wheels that frankly sucks. They call it sleep, but let's be real, it's

the dumbest thing on wheels. There, the most satisfying.

You

again.

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth. Out of falling laser beams, the battle king composing hallelujah,

hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.

They said take care, don't let her close. Do not trust what I've been told. When I fell, we all attached, fell in love.

I can't make an album right now. So if you want to trade profitably—

Oh my

God.

Hello, Boris. No iPhone Air?

No.

嗯，嘿。

Here

we

go.

Oh, good to

go,

man.

Have you

heard the story of the most notorious Japanese cult leader?

At a quarter to 3,

you closed the door and laid down next to

me. Then I heard you say her name in your sleep.

Your dirty secrets too far gone to keep. Oh God, sick.

High up, high up here, about to lose my heart. I don't know what to think.

You, you love me this much. I was thinking back and now I'd like to feel your days just one more time. You, you make me He made me wanna cry. I know I'll get to see you this one more time, so let me stay. I've never seen anybody do the thing you do before. I'd spend

10,000 hours and 10,000 more, oh, if that's what it takes.

Yeah, hi, I'm other Gail.

'Cause I'm still in love with every single part of you, even that part of you who ripped out my heart in a way that no one else could do. But I'm glad it was you. Oh, I drink without Nice

to meet

you.

Well, time for bed.

Oh my God, I can hear that.

Did she say that?

Oh,

there you

got the vertical tilt,

the horizontal thrust, the upwards momentum.

I need more shoulder muscle.

I'm so close.

Inverted verticality. Not tomorrow. I could do it now.

I wish I could sing. Looks so cool.

Well, I'm going to bed. Good night.