Japanese high school simulator

Today we're playing High School Simulator.

Let's get into it. Oh great,

straight from the beginning we have a

bloody ad. Piss off.

So what do we have here? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

6, or 7? Bloody Facebook,

piss off. Okay, 1, 2— I don't

understand what these numbers are. Let's

just start. A, jump, grab, attack,

squat,

Call. This is going to be amazing,

amazing gameplay right here.

Let's turn the volume down a bit.

Okay, so what exactly do we have to do?

We're in some kind of Japanese house.

We can jump with A, then we can squat,

we can crawl with X. And Y,

she just waves. I don't know how useful

that's gonna be.

Test mode. Let's go to school.

I don't know about you, but I really hated

high school, or secondary school as we

like to say in the UK. Who's this guy?

Where are you going?

He doesn't even pay attention. He's—

where's he going? School's the other way.

You're going the wrong way. School's

behind us.

Uh, should we follow this guy or should we

go to school? Let's go to school. Look at

these houses. Okay, we're going to go to

We can squat. I don't know what B does. B

doesn't seem to do anything. Okay, let's

have a look at the school. Looks very

bland, just a white box.

See what's inside.

No people. This game's

pretty dull so far. What,

what are you supposed to do? Let's go into

class 32. Anyone here?

No. Did she just jump through the ceiling?

Okay, she's— she can squat on the chair.

Let's look up her skirt. Oh wow, you can

actually see her underwear.

That's really weird. Usually it's just

like a black space under the skirts. Not

that I frequently check when I play games,

but you know, you have to check these

things out. She's wearing nice white

panties. Okay, let's get up.

So this is what school in Japan looks

like. Not that I would know.

Where— why are there no people? What am I

supposed to do? It says the time is 7:45.

Oh, there's someone. Are you the teacher?

Oh look, people are coming. I think class

is going to start soon. Let's look up her

panties. Is she wearing any panties?

This is crawling across, crawling along

the floor. So pathetic. Okay, I think

she's the teacher. Hello, teacher.

Hello, Sensei. What are you gonna teach us

today? There's one person in class.

Maybe we're just really early. But why

does it say kill 0 at the top left? Am I

supposed to kill people? Okay, let's wave.

Hello. Hello.

Oh, when you wave, they nod at you. This

is really weird. Oh, there's more people

coming. Yes, yes, more girls. Why are

you following me? When you wave, they all

nod at you. It's really creepy. Oh,

there's a guy. Oh, go away, guy. We don't

need guys here. We just want girls.

They're all following me.

This is really weird.

Okay, let's get this one as well. Okay,

so when you wave at them, they follow you.

More people. Who's this one? Okay,

we've got a little army here. Let's go,

guys. Let's go. We're gonna

go crazy. Let's go on an adventure.

What's in this room? Lots of people.

Wave, wave, wave, wave, wave, wave.

Let's go get out

the door. They're all following me.

This is— let's go upstairs, see if we can

get onto the roof and then commit suicide.

Anyone in here? Why do you have wings?

It's not Halloween. Look, these are

wearing Really weird clothes.

I don't even— I don't even know anymore.

This game's just so bizarre.

Turn the camera around. Let's go,

everyone. We're gonna go upstairs,

see how many— see how far this building

goes up.

Crawl up those stairs. Crawl.

Okay, so we're on the roof.

Where are my friends? Are they coming?

Oh, here they come. Look at them all

coming up the stairs.

Okay.

Oh, look, it's the sun.

Where are all the other people?

Settings. We can add objects,

change dress, add blood, change weapon.

Oh, we have a weapon! Oh,

B drops the weapon, A jumps.

Y, waves. How do I use— oh, oh my god,

X uses a weapon. I just killed a load of

them. Now they're running

away from me. No, don't run away.

Are they dead? Things just got messed up

really quick. Guys, I'm sorry,

stop running away. I wanted

to lead them off the edge of the building

like lemmings. I guess we're just gonna

have to murder them with a hammer.

Let's see if we can get a different

No, we can add objects.

Oh, we can add more weapons. What is all

Oh, we can, we can ride a bicycle.

This game's so random. Can we run

people over?

Okay, let's go see if we can run someone

over. Oh, what's this

room? It's like a library.

There's no people here. Let's go and find

some people. If I can turn

the camera around, that would be great.

That would be fantastic.

Any people in here? Yeah. Let's do some

murdering. I'm gonna add a bunch of

weapons. Let's get off this bike first.

Which one should we choose? Machete, a

spade, a spear? Oh, I want the spear.

They don't even care. They do— they don't

even know what's gonna happen. Hi teacher,

do you want to die? Would you like to be

impaled by my big pointy stick.

What's that? Yes, you would. Okay,

slash. Oh, she's having a period.

Look at her arm, it's like bent in 3

different places. Okay, she's dead

and everyone— no one gives a shit.

Honeybee, okay, you're dead.

You're dead, you're dead,

and you're dead. Now you can come with me,

you can be my friend. Let's go. Okay,

we go to the next classroom for some

kidding.

Anyone? No. Okay, let's go

Doo doo doo, I'm gonna kill you.

You better run, you better hide,

because I'm gonna stick my spear into you.

Oh, there's a bunch of weapons here. Oh,

let's get a katana. Oh,

very nice, very Japanese-y. Oh look,

there's Tokyo Tower in the background.

No, don't wave. I want to turn the camera.

That's Tokyo Tower, right?

Why are there no people?

Okay, let's go over here. I saw someone.

Is this the gym? Gymnasium?

Do do do do do do do do.

Oh look, people waiting to be killed. Oh

no, they want to fight. Are they gonna

fight me? Oh fuck, they killed me.

I wasn't even expecting that. Okay, we'll

end the video here. What did you think of

High School Simulator? Very realistic,

right? Yeah, not really.