Rainy Day In Japan

It's

a rainy day.

It's a rainy day in

Japan.

Welcome to a new stream on

a new day. It's raining today.

Smells like chlorine for some reason. It

smells like a swimming pool.

Weird.

We just went from 10 people watching to 3.

Where did they— where'd they go? Now

there's 2. At least

give it a few seconds. Jesus, don't click

on the stream if you're not gonna watch

it.

It's kind of noisy here.

I thought there'd be less people because

it's raining, but apparently not.

People come out in the rain.

What day is it today? It's Monday, isn't

it? Monday afternoon in Japan,

walking down a very busy road.

Not the best place to stream.

So how's the video quality?

Is anyone

there? Still pixelated.

Are you kidding me? I'm using the new

pocket Wi-Fi.

The new pocket Wi-Fi should have twice the

upload speed compared to the old one, so

it shouldn't be pixelated. It had about 25

megabits upload.

It's better than the night. Yeah, that—

the last livestream I did was really laggy

for some reason. Why am I streaming

in the rain? Because because

I only have this pocket Wi-Fi for 6, 6

more days, and I wanted to stream

I wanted to go to the park, but I'm not

sure. It's kind of far away, and my

hand's hurting from holding this umbrella.

No, no, no, no. I'm in Japan until

I was thinking about going to Taiwan

again just for a month

or something and then come back to Japan

so I can get a brand new 90-day tourist

visa thing.

I only rented this Wi-Fi for 7 days to

test it out to see if it makes any

It's so hard to stream like this.

Are there people behind me?

Someone riding a bicycle.

I think I'm gonna try to get away from

this road. It's too busy. Yeah, I'm

reading comments. If I don't reply, it's

because I'm not interested in replying.

Sorry. I do reply to Instagram messages.

I love myself so

much. Let's go

this way, it might be a bit quieter.

I don't think it's going to stop raining.

It's supposed to be raining all day and

until midnight. I find that hard

to believe though.

My Instagram is Rabbit Save My Family.

Is it really going to rain until midnight?

I don't believe that.

I'm getting wet. Oh look, there's a little

park over here. Let me zoom in.

Why don't I try HelloTalk? You must be new

here. I found my girlfriend on HelloTalk.

I made a video about HelloTalk. I made

2 videos about HelloTalk actually.

Whoa, this is a cool little park.

There's a little waterfall as well.

Walking in the rain, just walking

in the rain.

Feeling pretty good today even though

something shitty happened which I won't

really talk about. It was my own fault. I

should have realized that he was going to

do what he was going to do, and then I

should have refused his offer. But I was

greedy and I thought I could get away with

it, but I couldn't. I won't go into

details. Well, this place is pretty cool

The most boring day of my life.

Are there any people here? My hand's

starting to hurt. Look, this umbrella

is pretty heavy. Oh look, it's a school.

Do I seem like— do I seem really creepy?

I'm standing outside of a school with a

camera talking to myself. This isn't

creepy at all. Hey little schoolgirls,

I've got candy. I've got

candy. Oh shit, there's a person over

there. Okay, low-key,

low-key mode. How are we gonna

get past them?

We got past him. He moved his umbrella out

the way for me. So polite. My hand is

getting super cramped. Oh look, there's

ducks! Quack quack!

Can you see the ducks?

There's loads of flies here as well. Can

we go down there? This is way better

than the park. There's no people here.

My hand's in pain. I need to switch hands.

Oh, that's better.

Look, there's no one down here.

I'm all by myself.

I'm reading comments, guys, don't worry.

It's strange because it's raining but it's

still humid. It feels like being in some

kind of jacuzzi.

Oi! Don't you oi me! What's all this?

Why are there lines in the river? Look,

can you see it?

Can you see this? There's lines, string,

over the river for some reason. What is

that?

Let me change cameras. Oh, this is

so difficult, and I can't adjust my hair

whilst holding the camera. Okay, there we

go. Does it look better? And my pimple's

starting to go. That gigantic pimple,

it's, it's starting to get smaller now. I

squeezed it and all this blood came out

and all this white stuff came out,

and it was really disgusting. I wiped it

up with a piece of tissue. I kept

squeezing it and this blood kept coming

out, and it's getting smaller.

It's getting better. I've had it for about

a week now. Over a week I've had this

bloody pimple.

So last night I got invited to a birthday

party, which you'll know about if you saw

my latest video, and it was really boring.

Me and the Canadian guy, we just sat there

talking to each other. We brought snacks

and drinks for the party, but no one was

actually eating our snacks or drinking the

drinks we bought. We just put them on the

table and we just started eating them

ourselves.

I hate Japanese birthday parties. They're

always like, oh yeah, come to our birthday

party, it'll be so much fun. And then you

go to the birthday party and they just

It's so boring.

My arms are really aching. Livestreaming

is hard work.

Let me switch hands again.

My hands are getting all sweaty.

I can't keep this up for much longer.

So does the stream look okay? I'm using

the high-speed pocket Wi-Fi, but the

thing is I've only got 30 gigabytes for

the next 6 days and I've already used

about 200 megabytes in the first, first

hour, so I don't think it's going to last

very long. Let's go under this bridge.

There's a bridge over there.

Okay, we'll go under the bridge.

It's kind of low.

It's a bit— it's a bit low down here.

Let me check my, my pocket Wi-Fi.

So this is the pocket Wi-Fi that I got. I

got it yesterday.

Whoa, I've already used 224 megabytes of

data. This one's pretty good because it

actually shows you how much data you've

used. What's that noise?

I'm starving.

My arms are aching. Okay,

we'll adjust our hair and then we'll head

back out. What's that noise?

I think it's cars on top.

Okay, let's go.

Go. Oh, my phone's getting wet.

We were under that bridge just now. Oh,

there's people in front of me. Shit, we

need to get out of here or we'll look

really stupid. I look dirty. I had a

shower four hours ago. I'm not dirty.

I'm just a bit sweaty.

There's people in front of us.

Let's change.

Change cameras.

Na na na na na na.

何 も 食べ て ない よ まだ。 今

から 何 か 買 い に 行 こう か コ ンビ ニ で。 な

な な な な な な な。 Na

na na na na na na

na.

I woke up at 1 o'clock today. 1 AM? No, 1

PM in the afternoon.

What are my views on feminism? I think

women should stay in the kitchen where

they're needed to make sandwiches and stop

all this feminism crap.

Get back in the kitchen, woman!

Just kidding. Or am

If we keep following this river, do you

think it'll take us to the ocean

eventually?

It's okay, none of— women don't watch my

channel anyway. It's all guys.

Under a bridge again. Ouch.

Is it gonna rain all day?

Carry, carry. Na na na na,

na na na, na na na na,

na na na na,

na na na na.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no,

no, no, no,

no, no.

Worst sing of all time? How dare you!

My voice is like an angel's.

Pitch perfect.

It's really starting to rain now.

I have a voice of an angel.

I'm getting wet.

Lonely walks in the rain are the best.

My trousers are getting wet.

Na na

na na na na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na. Pardon me.

Do do do do do. There's people over there.

Let's go make friends. They look like

kids. Let's not make friends.

I have candy. Why don't you come with me?

They're blocking my way.

Get the janai you. What are

you doing?

What are they doing? Where am I?

Did I meet my girlfriend yet? No,

but very soon. We shall be meeting.

We're gonna make many babies.

Lots of babies.

Oh, I'm boiling hot. How is it

this hot when it's raining? I thought it'd

be colder.

I guess not.

There's nowhere to eat here. Let's go this

way. Who's this?

Which way should we go?

I need to change my hands again.

My hand's cramping up.

I need to roll up my sleeves as well

because it's really hot. I need more

hands.

Oh, good news guys, my Elliot Rodger video

got, um, monetization re-enabled.

So after about 50,000 views of

demonetization, it finally got approved

for monetization, which doesn't make

sense. And I've made about $6 off it

already. Just from the last few thousand

views. Making money off a murderer,

that's the best way. Someone has to

profit.

If I got the whole video monetized for the

whole 60,000 views, that would have been

at least $60.

How am

I supporting myself in Japan?

From YouTube, of course. Getting that

YouTube ad revenue.

Elliot Rogers is supporting my lifestyle.

Why are there

no shops here?

Adiot Rogers here,

back at it again with another video.

Na na na na na na na.

It's so hot today, I can't believe it.

It's raining, cloudy, gloomy, and yet it's

still humid.

I can be your Misaki baby.

How do we get past this place? My umbrella

is going to hit something. What are these?

Canada. I love Canadians thanks to

the Canadian guy this place isn't so

boring now. He's the only person I enjoy

talking to, but sometimes

he speaks really quickly and I don't

understand what he's saying.

It's still raining. It's supposed to be

raining all day.

Who would like to live here in one of

these apartments? They look pretty nice.

I think we need to cross the road here.

Okay, let's cross. Crossing the

road in Japan,

crossing the road in Japan.

I think these apartments look quite nice

actually. Cheap rent,

easy to clean, no garden to look after,

shops are nearby, you can go for

a walk by the river nice and easy. I don't

want to have a big house and a big garden

like my dad does. My dad spends so much of

his time working on the house moss,

mowing the lawn, doing the garden. That's

all he ever does— DIY and gardening.

That's not what I want to do with my life.

I don't want to spend all of my free time

doing DIY and gardening. That's not the

life for me.

I don't really care about having a big

house or owning property. Do I look like

my dad? No, I look nothing like my dad.

My dad's bald, he has brown wavy hair,

um, he just looks like a white guy

basically. The only thing

I inherited from my dad is, is my

I'm so hot right now.

Sweating. I don't have any hands free.

I would really like to roll up my sleeves.

No one's gonna look like their dad if

they're half white, half Asian. White

people have the weakest genes. Being white

is basically like a blank canvas. You put

anything onto a blank, a blank canvas,

and it's going to change color, isn't it?

If you have anything mixed with white,

the mixed side is going to look stronger.

It's obvious.

Guys, which camera do you prefer? Do you

prefer the forward-facing camera or the

camera where you can see my face? I

thought it'd be more interesting if you

can see what's in front of me, so it's

kind of like you're seeing what I'm

If I show my face, then it's just my face.

The whole time. It's not that interesting,

and it's kind of hard to show my face and

hold a camera and an umbrella at the same

Whoa, whoa, whoa, umbrella's falling!

Oh, my umbrella's stuck on my bag.

Can't get it off. Help me,

help me! Okay, I don't know what Torho

is.

I need a cameraman to follow me around

with the camera. Does anyone want the job?

You'll get 20% of ad revenue, which is

maybe 20 cents.

Oh look, there's a park.

Any kitties here? Look at that crow.

It's walking in the rain. It looks so

stupid.

We're in a park. Wow. It's playing the

sand. No thanks.

Hey, Mr. Crow. What you doing?

What you doing? Piss off then,

bastard. This is all wet.

We can go into the ladies' toilet.

Why don't you go somewhere interesting?

Like where?

Is this not interesting? It's a

playground. This is what real Japan looks

like, not that touristy bullshit. This is

real Japan, guys.

This is This is where anime comes

from. The strip club.

I can't do any of those things because I

have a girlfriend. If I didn't have a

girlfriend, I would make videos where I

walk up to random girls and I say weird

stuff like, I'm single,

do you want to be my boyfriend, my

girlfriend? But unfortunately I'm in a

relationship, so So, um,

follow my secret channel if you want to

see that. Okay, but it's a secret.

That girl's pretty cute, isn't she? Can

you see her? I can't really look directly

at her face.

Oh, we're crossing.

She looks like she's 15 though. That's no

Na na na na.

悪 い こと 言 って ない よ。 気 に し ない で。 Uh

oh, you made the miss us angry, guys.

No sex for me.

ごめんなさい. Why did this car pull up in

front of me? That's kind of creepy.

What do you want with me?

I just want to have your babies.

We're gonna make

many babies.

Just go, go faster.

This umbrella is really heavy.

I don't have much strength in my left hand

because I do everything with my right

hand.

I need to swap hands again. Uh,

okay.

Gomen nasai is the polite version of

gomen.

It's a puddle.

I'm boiling hot. I'm so

hot. Hold on, I need to roll

up my sleeves.

Um, way too many cloves for this.

I overdressed a bit. I'm wearing a black

long sleeve shirt and another long sleeve

shirt on top of that, and I'm wearing a

hoodie, and I'm wearing 2 pairs of

trousers.

I thought it was going to be colder.

Look at this chubby

guy. No fat people in Japan.

Yeah, right. There's fat people

Everywhere. I am

fluent. I passed level 1 of the JLPT.

How dare you.

Okay, I didn't pass level 1. I passed

level 2, but I failed level 1 by about 10

points. And I worked

in Japan for about 4 months in a

convenience store where I had to speak

Japanese. And I've been in multiple

relationships with Japanese women who

don't even speak English, so Europe. Safe

to say I'm pretty good at speaking

Japanese. It's pretty rare

for someone else to be better than me at

Japanese. The only person I've met who's

better than me would probably be George

from Japanese from Zero,

but most people at the guest house are

either super beginners or they have a

terrible accent N1 was

easy apart from the reading section. The

reading section destroyed me. Everything

on N1 was super easy— grammar,

vocabulary, listening— but the reading

section— we just walked around in a

complete circle, guys. Holy shit,

look, we're back here at the main road.

And about half an hour ago we came this

way and then we walked down the river.

How does that even happen? Look,

I'll show you.

Look, we're back here again. We're back at

this park. Oh, for fuck's sake.

I can never make any progress going

anywhere because I just walk around in a

circle. For. The longest I've lived in

Japan for is about 5— 5 months was

the longest.

Japanese think I'm half Japanese.

They usually say, oh, I thought you were

half, or you were some kind of mixture.

And then I tell them that I'm half

Malaysian. They they're always surprised.

They'll say, oh, you don't have any

Japanese blood in you? And I say no.

Most people suck at speaking Japanese, to

be honest. Some people are good at

speaking Japanese, but their accent is

horrible.

The thing is with me is I lack confidence,

so it, it appears that I don't

speak very good Japanese because I don't

talk much. And then when I go to shops, I

feel very nervous, and if they speak

really quickly, I find it difficult to

catch what they're saying.

I always feel nervous going to shops

because I might not understand what

they're saying to me.

How many kanji do I know? I don't know.

That's like asking someone, how many words

do you know? I don't even know how many

English words I know. I guess I, I know

around 1,000 kanji. I know enough,

basically. Let's go this way this time.

Okay, let's change hands again.

I think the Canadian guy said he's from

Ontario. Ontario.

Where's this car going?

Ontario sounds really weird, like It

sounds like a magic spell from Harry

Potter. Ontario.

I'm sweating.

Whoa,

look at this house.

The Canadian guy's white.

He is the gaijin. I told him he should

start, start making a Tinder because he'll

get lots of girls. The fact that he's

white and he can't speak Japanese is a

huge, um, attraction for Japanese girls

who want to learn English. That's the good

thing about not being white here, is

because those vain Japanese girls who are

only interested in white guys for learning

English or because they want to live in a

different country They aren't interested

in me because I'm not white and I speak

amazing Japanese. So it's kind of like I

automatically screen out those shitty vain

Japanese girls that I wouldn't want to be

associated with in the first place.

I don't want to be with a Japanese girl

just because she wants to learn English or

just because she wants to live in England.

That would be shit.

Am I walking aimlessly just to make this

livestream? Yeah, I have to walk

somewhere. I can't just stand still and

make a livestream, that'd be boring.

Should we stalk these people? I don't want

to go back to the main road, so I think

we'll stalk these people for a bit.

Please don't let your dog shit or piss all

over the place. That's what it says.

I'm stalking you. Can you introduce me

to your sexy mama?

I can teach you English. We can be

friends. Shall we go forwards

or right? Let's go right.

I'm not really interested in Japanese

schoolgirls. I'm more interested in the

MILFs. Whoa, panties.

Buy something from a vending machine. I

can't, I don't have any hands. I can't

hold the camera and my umbrella and a

drink at the same time.

I really want to get something to eat

though. Look at this shithole,

just rusted metal panels. Look at this.

If I was reincarnated, reincarnated, what

race would I choose? I don't know.

Um, I don't think I

would want to be Japanese. It looks pretty

shit to be Japanese. To be honest. You

have to be— you get sucked into this

horrible social system,

this— I don't know what the word is.

Japanese society looks kind of shit, to be

honest. You have to study really hard,

you have to get into university,

otherwise you're seen as a failure. Then

you have to get into a company and then

work really hard until 10 PM or something

I think Japanese people have shit lives,

to be honest. No freedom. They have to

do all these things that they don't want

to do because they have to keep face.

I like being British. Being Western's

I like the whole Western way of life, you

know. Um,

I can't think of those big words I'm

thinking of. What am I trying to say? You

Western people are very— they express

themselves. Self-expression is very

important. Sticking out, being, being a

person, having your own identity.

Identity. But in the East, in Asia, it

feels like everyone has to become like

a worker ant for the greater good. You

know that Japanese expression, the nail

that sticks out gets hammered down?

That's a terrible expression. Shouldn't,

shouldn't punish people for wanting to be

unique or having a sense of self-identity.

Does that make sense. I'm really bad at

talking about these things. I just— I

don't know the terminology. We're in a

traffic jam. I can't move forwards because

there's traffic. Let's follow

this guy then. Why is this car just

stopped in the middle of the road? Idiot.

Idiot. Yeah, just stop in the middle of

the road. That's a great idea. Block

everyone.

How much money do I make a month? About

$500 to $600 doing absolutely

nothing, pissing around. That's the best

way to make money, guys, from not working.

What made me start YouTube? Just to talk

about things. To talk about things and

to express myself and to make that YouTube

This place is really boring. Where are the

The main road's back over there, but it's

really noisy. Here it's just residential

ハロトークのメッセージ無視して返事しない方がいいと思う。 Life

in Japan's really cheap. Rent is about

$400, $450 for rent. There may be a couple

hundred dollars for food, and I still

have all my savings from working at the

petrol station.

I have around $10,000 US dollars saved

pence from my petrol station job, I could

live in Japan for at least a year before

my money runs out. My money's not going

down, it's just staying still because I'm

earning around the same amount that I'm

spending, so I'm not actually losing any

money by being here.

If I can find a shop, I'll go in and buy

something to eat, but I can't find

anything. I wanted to bring pot noodle

for Tomoko to eat. To try, but I didn't

have any more room in my luggage, so I

couldn't bring any pot noodles. I really

regret bringing my microphone, the Blue

Yeti. I thought I was going to do videos

in my room, so I brought the Blue Yeti

microphone with me, but I haven't used it.

It's more interesting to make videos

It was really heavy.

I'm trying to find food. I can't find any.

Oh, it's this person again.

Where can I find some food?

I can smell food. It's coming from

somewhere. Let's go this way.

Why don't I target a Japanese audience?

How? I don't make

videos that Japanese people relate to.

If I could find something like a Matsuya

or a Skia, that'd be great, but I don't

think they have those here.

Is this person crossing?

Is David Bond my friend? And I guess so.

I talked to him online. He seems pretty

nice. He gave me lots of advice

for picking up girls and how to approach

women and stuff.

The thing is, I'm kind of paranoid now

because a few people in the past have

pretended to be friends or fans, and then

they stabbed me in the back by doing

messed up things like making a Discord

server and then deleting it, or Pretending

to be looking out for me but actually

spreading shit about me, talking shit

about me. Hey, what's this place?

I wonder if we can eat here. What is this

place? Should we try?

What do they have? Oh, it's tempura. I

don't really want to eat in a restaurant

though.

No,

if we go into a restaurant, then I can't

talk because I feel kind of silly.

I don't know, should I go in there?

No, let's keep going. We'll look for a

convenience store. What are they doing

there?

There's not much around here, to be

honest. Oh look, what's this?

Smells so good though.

Do I ever hang out in the Discord's voice

chat? No, not really interested.

Da da da da da.

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

Na na na na na na na,

na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na.

I'm speaking to my fans right now, aren't

I? I just don't like doing voice chats

with random people that I don't know.

Whoa, whoa,

whoa.

Hmm, why are there no convenience stores

here? That's really weird. Usually there's

convenience stores everywhere in Japan,

but I haven't seen one for ages.

Why is there nothing here?

Maybe I should make a livestream with the

Canadian guy. The Canadian guy keeps

asking what my YouTube channel is. I don't

want to tell him because I've talked about

him now. I told him I talked about him in

one of my videos. He said, cool, cool,

man, cool, man.

The problem with my channel is I can't

tell people that I know in real life about

it because I might talk about them in a

video. Oh look, Lawson's over there. We

can go into Lawson finally.

You could get more viewers if you did more

things. Such as what?

What kind of things? I think we should

cross the road here. The Japanese—

no, the Canadian guy can't speak Japanese.

He just started learning.

My channel is all about talking. I'm not

Casey Neistat. It's about talking about my

feelings and opinions on things.

It's not about going skydiving or

going scuba diving and then vlogging it.

I'm vlogging it.

I don't like Korean girls. They're kind of

gross. They speak really horribly,

like they're screaming their heads off all

the time. I hate it when they shout,

yeah, yeah,

yeah. It sounds like

A seagull screeching. They have

really bad manners. No ladylikeness. No,

no elegance.

Lawson, Lawson.

Hopefully this time we won't get copyright

flagged for the music.

I don't like Korean girls, they're really

stuck up.

Should I just leave it there? Who cares.

Hopefully my umbrella won't bro— blow

away. Blow away.

English. What should we get this time?

There's no music in here, that's great.

Um, kind of hungry. We could get

another hot dog. A sandwich. They don't

have burgers in Lawson for some reason.

Oh, all these sausages. Sausage and chips.

That looks quite nice.

Hey, maybe we can eat here. Are we allowed

to eat here? What's this table for?

What does this say? Um, usage time

is weekdays, uh,

6 AM until 2 PM. What time is it now?

It's 5 PM. I don't think I'm allowed to

use this place then. It says 6 AM to 2 PM.

I don't understand.

So many choices.

This looks nice. Chicken and egg sandwich.

We could get some sushi. Is this sushi?

It's not really sushi, it's just rice and

fish.

Does this remind me of my old job? Not

really. It was a long time ago.

Five years ago, I used to work in Lawson.

Hey, what's this?

Ham egg muffin. That looks

pretty nice. I don't see any egg.

I used to work in Lawson. I want this.

Okay, we'll get this. I need to get my

What else should we get?

We could get a drink later.

I think I need to put you in my pocket.

It's kind of tricky.

はい、 デ ニ ム と 七

百 十 五 円 の 返 し です。 はい、

ありがとうございます。 And

that is how it's done.

Did you see the guy behind the cash

register? I think I aimed the camera right

at his face. Right in the face.

Now we need to find somewhere to eat.

Next task. We could get a drink as well.

Oh, we can get a drink later. Let's go

It's getting kind of dark. He looked

like a dentist. Yeah, a little bit. Oh,

let's go back to the bridge. We're back

He didn't ask me if I wanted my sandwich

to be heated up. I guess we can eat it

cold. We're back

here again, not making much progress, are

We're gonna have— oh, those kids are still

there. What are they doing?

Should we talk to them?

I don't want to get beaten up by a bunch

of 10-year-olds.

Hey kiddies, I've got some candy. Should

we go this way?

They're looking at me. They're looking

straight at me. Don't make eye contact

and they won't— they won't come for me.

Go home, idiots. Stupid kids.

That showed them.

I showed them who's boss.

I'm in your country. Fucking your

women, and there's nothing you can do

about it.

Na na na na na na.

We'll get to— we'll go to the next bridge

and then we'll sit under the bridge like a

troll, like a river troll.

No one understands English here. Come on,

this is Japan.

You kidding me?

Japanese suck at speaking English.

You go to any other Asian country like

Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Hong

Kong, they speak amazing English. But for

some reason, Japan and Korea, they suck at

Korean people are just as bad at English,

to be honest.

Where's that

Would I ever go to a non-Asian country?

I've been before. I went to France, I went

to Norway, I went to Spain. They all kind

of sucked. Women weren't cute.

I went to Norway and it was so boring.

The food was horrible. The city was like

a ghost town. The only nice thing about

Norway was the, the landscape, I Yes, the

fjords.

There's the bridge.

Oh man, oh man.

I like your adventures, but Japan seems

pretty plain. Depends where you go.

I'm just walking around a quiet

neighborhood residential area, so yeah,

it's pretty plain.

London's scary. Me and George, we went to

Camden Market and it was about 7 PM and

all these weirdos started approaching us.

This black guy just came up to me and

started shaking my hand. I was like, what

the hell is going on here? People kept

approaching us saying, hey, how are you?

And then George just walked off without

saying a word and I was abandoned there.

I've been

walking for an hour nonstop.

I need a tripod. Look how sweaty I am.

Oh, I need to get my food out.

I can't open it.

How do you open this thing?

Look at that.

Okay, so today we're eating A

ham katsu egg muffin.

I don't know what that is.

Ah, ah,

so good,

so good.

I need a drink. We made a mistake not

getting a drink.

That's good.

I don't see any egg in it. It's supposed

There's no egg in it. Look, where's the

egg?

I'm so lonely.

Do I eat konbini food every day? Yeah,

pretty much.

How many times am I going to go back to

Japan like this? As long as I can. When my

dad retires, I won't be able to do it

anymore because He won't be making enough

money to maintain the house, so I have to

chip in, pay some.

I don't know what's going to happen when

my dad retires. He hasn't talked to me

about it. I don't know if he's going to

sell the house, if he's going to live in

the house, if he's going to ask me to pay

for rent. He'll get pension, but it's not

going to be enough to support all of us,

so I'm going to have to help chip in,

then I won't be able to go to Japan

anymore because I won't be able to save up

as much money.

So I need to build up this YouTube channel

and my translating stuff so I can make

more money when I come out here.

So I can support myself.

Hey George, long time no see.

I need a drink really badly.

I need a drink.

Can someone get me a drink, please?

I'm thirsty. This Someone coming.

Oh, there's no

one there. I thought someone was coming.

I need to get a drink first. Okay, let's

I say that I'll never go back to Japan.

I've said that about 4 times now. Every

time I broke up with a girlfriend, I'm

like, I'm never going back to Japan again.

I hate it. I never want to have a

girlfriend again. And then a year later,

I end up having another girlfriend and I

go back to Japan. It's like a continuous

cycle.

Okay, we're gonna go buy a drink now. Buy

How do I have such good connection? I have

a pocket Wi-Fi which has 75

megabits upload speed.

I do blowjobs at the guest house, uh, for

money. Sometimes they, they buy me dinner

for a blowjob. That's how I can stay in

Japan without having much money. It's

genius.

How much do I charge? I charge about

¥5,000 for a blowjob and then ¥10,000 to

Tell me where to get the Wi-Fi. It's

called, uh,

wifirentalstore.jp or something.

My arm's killing me. I need to get a

selfie stick or something.

I don't think I'm secretly gay. I've had

a few dreams where I've been butt raped a

few times. Raped in the butthole.

My left arm's really Painful.

My left arm doesn't have much stamina

compared to my right arm.

What's wrong with my hairstyle? Everyone

in Japan has this hairstyle. It's called

the Asian mullet. Look it up.

My hair looks amazing. Don't talk shit

about my hair. I spent 40 minutes

straightening it and making it look nice,

and it still goes curly again.

It doesn't look anything like Bruce Lee's

hairstyle. Look, I'll show you.

There's a parting. Bruce Lee didn't have a

parting. Bruce Lee just had full bangs

which, which came above his eyebrows,

which looks stupid. But I have a long

fringe and then I part it to the side.

Let me guess, Masca Jinzo, you're from the

West where they don't have this kind of

hairstyle. If you come to Japan, you'll

see it all the time. It's pretty common.

I don't like your American haircuts. They

look stupid.

I hate holding a sun That's

better.

I'm walking in the rain.

Walking in the rain.

Can I see without my glasses? I can see

things that are a few inches in front of

my face. But further

than that, I can't see without my glasses.

I don't like idols. They're stupid.

I can't stand all that J-pop, K-pop stuff.

Oh, my arm's really aching.

What should I do?

That's better.

No one talks to my girlfriend without my

permission. How dare you?

How dare you?

We're meeting very, very soon.

Apparently she just came off her period,

so it's okay for me to ejaculate inside of

her without using a condom. Pretty excited

about that.

Did I say that out loud? I'm sorry.

Natural, uh, conception, is it? Natural

conception? No, natural anti-baby

making. What's the word? Help me. Natural

Something. Contraceptive. Natural

contraceptive. That's the word, man. I

suck at English.

Oh shit, she was— she was here the whole

time. I thought she was at work.

Did she hear me say that?

She gets She gets my sense of humor.

She doesn't mind.

She don't know anything I'm talking about.

That's the good thing about having a

J-girl. They don't know shit.

Is anyone behind me?

Me. And we're back here again. We keep

walking around in circles.

I can't find a vending machine anywhere.

There were loads earlier.

Let's change cameras.

Okay, there's a karaoke over there.

Whoa, scared me.

Okay, let's go this way.

Oh, it's a vending machine. I found one.

Coca-Cola. Is this a restaurant?

Oh,

what should we get? I don't

like these drinks. We can get a Fanta or

Coke.

Wait, I need to get my money out.

This is very difficult.

Oh, I'm dropping it. I'm losing control.

What would Elliot Rodger drink if he was

here? This is on you,

Elliot.

Okay, we have inserted ¥200.

We shall now buy some Fanta.

Now I need to get my change as well.

Okay, let's go.

Where are we going?

How am I supposed to drink and hold the

umbrella at the same time?

I really want to go into a restaurant,

but I don't have the confidence.

Should I go into the restaurant?

I feel like I should go into the

restaurant just to prove that I can do it.

I just feel so anxious. What kind of

restaurant is it?

Restaurants really trigger my anxiety.

There's so many people in there. Maybe I

can sit in the corner. I feel really

anxious going to restaurants by myself. I

feel really stupid.

How do I order? Oh, it's one of those

restaurants where you have to talk. I'm

just standing out here filming them. That

guy was looking at me. Okay, we're not

going in there. We're not going. No. So we

messed it up now. The guy behind the

counter was looking right at me. I was

just standing there outside the window

filming them. Where was that

other place?

My hand's getting really cold from holding

the drink.

No, I can't go back in. They saw me do

something weird. No, we're going to go to

the next restaurant, I promise.

We have to overcome social anxiety.

Somewhere over

the mountain There's

underwear.

No, no, we've only

got 20% battery. We need to change

batteries soon anyway.

What type of car would I buy if I could

buy a car? I think I'd buy one of those

big 4x4 Land Rover things to

compensate for my,

my wimpiness.

I used to really like Subaru Imprezas for

some reason. I like the way it sounded. I

thought they were pretty cool.

No, I'd buy a Tesla, an electric car.

Electric cars are the future, guys. No

more petrol, no more fossil fuel burning.

Electric is the way to go.

Elon Musk is our god sent from heaven.

He shall save us.

Oh look, there's no restaurants. How

convenient.

And we're back at Lawson again.

I would take it up the butthole if Elon

Musk asked me to. Corolla. Where's Corolla

from? Is it American?

Wait, I want to stand under here, sort my

stuff out.

Oh, put my drink in my bag,

sort my hair out. It's a bit of a mess.

Give my hand a break. Oh, look at my

finger. My finger's stuck.

It's like stuck straight.

Oh, ouch.

I'm gonna have troubles tonight with,

um, the old masturbating.

Oh, it's so hot.

Let's go. Whoa,

look at this machinery. What's that?

Transformers, robots in disguise.

The Autobots did something to annoy

the Decepticons.

Transformers, blah blah blah blah blah.

That person just heard me singing. That

wasn't awkward. Oh, now she's stopping

right in front of me.

I don't think— oh, there's a club over

there. Is that a strip club?

Na na na na na na na na na.

The Decepticons. Na na na na

na na na na na.

Look at these people riding their bicycles

with one hand and holding an umbrella at

the same time. That's skill. That requires

My

favorite Decepticon is Starscream. How did

you know? I love him. And I like that big

robot which has the tiny robots

that jump out of him, the cassette player.

I like his voice. What's his name?

Decepticons are way cooler than Autobots.

Autobots. Autobots are a bunch of pansies.

The time is 6 PM.

Oh look, ramen.

Tonkotsu. Tonkotsu ramen.

Soundwave, that's the one. Soundwave's

voice Voice is amazing.

I can't

go into restaurants. I have this fear of

going into restaurants by myself.

No, I can't go into a ramen restaurant.

It's too embarrassing. Do you think I

should turn back? The ramen restaurant. I

don't really feel like eating ramen

though.

Fuck.

Okay, the next restaurant we find.

Social anxiety is a bitch. We can't

eat nice stuff. We have to stay to— we

have to stick to convenience stores

because want to get something to eat.

Can't go into restaurants.

I'm actually back at the guest house now.

This is where I live.

Did I watch Tokyo Cooney? Yeah, I used to

love his videos.

Where should I go now? I want to go this

way.

I don't understand why Tokyo Cooney stops

doing YouTube. He built up such a big

audience and then he just went back to

America and then completely stopped making

videos. Why?

What kind of idiot does that?

I need to change my battery soon. I've

only got 15%.

How are we supposed to get past this part?

Maybe we can go here.

Tasty pasta,

tasty pasta.

No, it's Jolly Pasta. I thought it said

tasty pasta.

I don't like pasta. Oh, there's Lawson

Pasta specialists.

Why would you go to a restaurant just to

eat pasta? Pasta is something you make

when you can't be asked to make something

proper. You just boil some pasta and then

pour sauce over it. Lawson.

Lawson. I masturbated in the toilet of

Lawson once when I was working there. I

was in the toilet on my break and someone

left a pornographic magazine there, and I

was flipping through the pages and I

suddenly got the urge to let one out.

We could go into Lawson again.

We nearly got run over.

I think we have to give up on the