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Switch 2 - Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay performance test
2025-06-07 · 9 min
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Ah, what a fat ass.
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0:21–0:23 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_0So,
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0:26–0:26 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_1we headed out?
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0:31–0:32 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_2Do
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0:53–0:54 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_3you
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0:55–0:55 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_4have the manifest from the transport?
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0:57–1:00 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_5Of course I do.
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1:01–1:02 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_6What, the fixer didn't give you the job
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1:02–1:05 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_7deets?
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1:05–1:06 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_8He did.
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1:06–1:06 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_9I was just making sure.
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1:06–1:08 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_10Listen, buddy, we're both professionals,
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1:10–1:12 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_11really.
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1:12–1:12 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_12Hey, you, uh, sure you both talked about
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1:16–1:20 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_13that before?
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1:20–1:20 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_14Why, are you nervous?
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1:20–1:21 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_15Me?
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1:21–1:21 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_16Me?
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1:23–1:23 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_17Well, uh, maybe a little.
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1:27–1:30 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_18Hey, border crossing up ahead.
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1:39–1:41 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_19What now?
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1:42–1:42 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_20Nothing.
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1:43–1:43 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_21They'll scan us and check our papers.
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1:43–1:48 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_22Okay, I'll
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1:48–1:49 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_23Please direct your
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2:04–2:08 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_24vehicle to the inspection area.
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2:10–2:13 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_25Remain in your vehicle.
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2:17–2:18 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_26The security check will begin shortly.
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2:18–2:20 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_27I got a real bad feeling about this.
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2:21–2:23 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_28Hand me the manifest.
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2:26–2:27 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_29They'll need to see it.
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2:27–2:28 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_30Grab these.
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2:28–2:29 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_31Let me see.
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2:29–2:31 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_32Huh, it's marked LOA.
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2:32–2:33 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_33Perfect.
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2:34–2:34 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_34What's that mean?
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2:35–2:35 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_35Lost on arrival.
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2:36–2:36 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_36Means the cargo was flagged as to be lost
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2:37–2:39 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_37as soon as it crossed the border.
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2:39–2:41 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_38So they thought we're smuggling.
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2:43–2:44 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_39Well, they're about to find out.
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2:44–2:45 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_40The owner of the vehicle in the inspection
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2:49–2:51 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_41area will report for further questioning.
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2:51–2:53 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_42If you're armed, place your weapon here.
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3:11–3:13 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_43Now please report to room number 2.
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3:22–3:25 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_44Please sit.
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3:30–3:33 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_45It.
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3:35–3:36 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_46Papers.
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3:37–3:37 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_47I know the rules.
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3:41–3:42 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_48Everything's there.
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3:42–3:43 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_49It might be, it might not be.
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3:43–3:45 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_50We'll see.
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3:45–3:46 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_51What are you transporting?
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3:48–3:52 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_52It's all in there.
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3:54–3:54 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_53Everything.
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4:03–4:04 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_54There's one additional enclosure to the
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4:04–4:06 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_55manifest.
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4:06–4:07 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_56Ah yes, remind me, you drive for which
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4:13–4:16 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_57Nomad clan?
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4:16–4:16 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_58None.
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4:18–4:19 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_59No clan.
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4:19–4:20 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_60I drive for myself.
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4:20–4:21 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_61Bold.
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4:23–4:24 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_62You're gonna tell me What happened back
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4:27–4:29 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_63there?
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4:29–4:29 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_64A customs dickhead got nitpicky.
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4:31–4:32 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_65And that ain't normal?
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4:33–4:34 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_66Not to that extent.
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4:34–4:35 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_67Smelling trouble around the bend.
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4:36–4:38 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_68Drive, Jackie, just drive.
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4:38–4:39 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_69Someone's coming our way.
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4:46–4:50 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_70This does not look good.
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4:52–4:53 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_71Stop your vehicle immediately.
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4:55–4:57 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_72Let's get out of here.
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4:57–4:58 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_73You are transporting contraband that is
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5:01–5:03 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_74corporate property.
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5:03–5:04 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_75I repeat, stop the car.
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5:05–5:07 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_76Por un león, por techo.
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5:52–5:55 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_77¡Diga a tu padre!
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5:58–6:03 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_78Gotta kill.
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6:03–6:05 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_79Keep moving!
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6:17–6:21 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_80The devils are
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6:22–6:23 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_81stubborn.
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6:27–6:33 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_82Get off!
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6:42–6:43 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_83I'm sure my parents can handle this.
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6:44–6:49 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_84Keep driving.
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6:49–6:50 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_85We can't stop here.
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6:51–6:52 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_86Place looks deserted.
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6:54–6:56 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_87We're gonna stop here.
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6:56–6:57 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_88Just sort out a few more.
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6:58–6:59 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_89They almost tagged our asses.
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7:13–7:14 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_90That what you call smuggling?
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7:15–7:16 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_91No, no, supposed to go smooth, no
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7:17–7:20 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_92problems.
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7:20–7:21 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_93You think this is my fault?
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7:23–7:24 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_94At least have the balls to say so.
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7:24–7:26 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_95I don't know, is it?
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7:27–7:29 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_96Border security tipped off the corporation
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7:29–7:31 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_97that you have their cargo.
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7:31–7:33 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_98What's the deal with These borderlies
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7:33–7:34 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_99flipping us the finger as they fucking
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7:34–7:36 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_100please, with no consequences.
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7:36–7:38 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_101He took over us.
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7:38–7:39 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_102He assumed we didn't have a clan backing
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7:40–7:42 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_103us, and he was right.
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7:42–7:45 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_104So what now?
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7:46–7:48 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_105You cross the border, then you pay me, and
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7:49–7:53 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_106we go our separate ways.
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7:53–7:54 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_107I ain't gonna lie, I'm a bit light.
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7:56–7:59 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_108Can't pay you now.
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8:00–8:00 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_109I have something for you once I collect my
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8:02–8:04 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_110scrap for this corpo crap we're carrying.
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8:04–8:06 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_111Oh, you just figured I would sit by
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8:06–8:08 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_112patiently?
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8:08–8:08 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_113Actually, I wasn't gonna pay you at all.
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8:09–8:11 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_114Just gonna bust ass and disappear as soon
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8:11–8:13 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_115as we crossed over.
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8:13–8:14 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_116But you're all right.
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8:15–8:17 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_117You tricked me.
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8:18–8:19 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_118Oh well, apologies for offending the
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8:19–8:22 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_119spotless moral code of a smuggler.
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8:22–8:23 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_120So what's next?
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8:26–8:28 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_121Now we take a peek inside.
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8:29–8:30 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_122Open it.
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8:37–8:37 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_123Oh shit, says Arasaka on the crate.
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8:40–8:42 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_124We are robbing some heavy hitters.
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8:43–8:45 · rev_47392aad1dcfe2a79192ae7ff29d6a17_125Maybe we'll make some
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