Staying at the cheapest hotel in Osaka with my girlfriend

Testing.

Testing. Okay, new stream ready.

You stopped the non-stop streaming? No,

I'm streaming now. What do you mean?

I haven't stopped for one second.

Ice is streaming. Yeah, but it's boring.

He's just at some boxing fighting thing.

Clearly I've missed developments in your

life. When'd you get a girlfriend? Oh my

God, are you serious?

Had a girlfriend since last year. I've

been living in Thailand.

God, why doesn't YouTube tell my subs when

I'm making videos?

Oh wow, thanks Zola.

This is boring too. Well, I'm gonna go

now. I need to pack my laptop.

Pack this massive beast into my stuffed

bag.

Very generous. Okay, everything's working.

Yep. Okay, turn off laptop.

Shutdown. Shutdown and log out.

Now watch me struggle to fit this into

there.

Oh, I can't even carry it with one hand.

Oh, that wasn't too bad.

It won't go down to the bottom.

Okay, I think that's good. Put the switch

in,

battery bank.

Um,

this battery bank.

Ah,

it's not

There you go.

It's not going to be fun to carry.

Oh my God.

Hope that old lady's not outside.

Maybe I'll have a sweetie.

Oh my God, my bag. Heavy,

heavy bag

Wait, I'm not sure if it's the right

Oh, it is the right camera.

No, the trousers don't stink. I washed

them 2 days ago. Oh my God,

that's a heavy bag.

Okay, let's go. Basically ready.

Oh my God, oh my God, that's heavy.

Hopefully it won't be so bad on the

bicycle. Oh my God,

how do I have so much damn stuff?

I really need to Sort

out my backpack.

I've got 20 kilometers to cycle.

I'm gonna die.

Okay, I'm ready.

Hope that old lady's

not outside. Keeps asking me where I'm

going, what I'm doing. None of

your damn business.

I'm gonna shove the cable

into the bag a bit more.

Check under the table.

Yep. Okay, got my wallet. Got my passport.

Let's go.

Turn off

Okay.

Oh shit, where's my bike? Bike key.

Ach ja.

Oh, thank God. Oh,

we made it. Zero human interaction.

Thank you, Jebus.

Now, uh, put my phone on the phone mount.

No, there's no key. They just gave me a

Cycling with 12 kg on my bag.

Actually, I think it's more like 14 kg.

Where are my gloves?

Let's go.

Oh my God, I could think my legs are

healed. My legs felt way better today.

No knee pain, slight thigh pain.

This extra weight is going to be very

My thigh is going to be huge after this.

The slum hotel is 20 kilometers away.

Whoa,

this extra weight. Damn.

Tired already.

Uh, all my training

has led up to this day.

Oh, this damn bag in the basket's

rattling. How do I weigh it down?

Tuck it around under it.

It feels like it's easier to push down

because of the extra weight.

Oh, this stupid plastic bag.

Check Google Maps.

1 hour 10 minutes.

Gotta try it.

Yeah, the bag is annoying.

Should get some food as well.

Gonna need energy.

Maybe here.

Get some

energy. Oh, I need to get cash.

I need to get the bank— get the bank card.

I think the bike's gonna fall over.

Let me

hide my camera.

Energy,

energy and protein.

い ら

っ しゃ い ませ。 ポ イ ント カ ード も いい でしょう か？ ない です。

ポ イ ント カ ード を お 持 ち の 方 は お 申 し

出 ください。 有 料 の レ ジ 袋 は 必 要 でしょう か？ あと レ

ジ 袋 も いい でしょう か？ はい 大丈夫 です。 三 千 で 六 百 七

十 円 で お 願 いい た します。 一 万 円 お 預 か り

いた します。 はい。 こ

ちら 細 か く な ります。 一 二 三 四 五

六 七 八 九 千 円 の お 返 し。 はい。 こちら

細 か い と 三 百 二 十 二 円 の お 返 し です。

はい。 ありがとうございます。

こちら です。 Look

at the money.

Uh, put it in my back pocket.

Let's go to the shade.

This is gonna be hell. I've barely

gone 10 minutes and I'm tired.

Give me some Carbohydrate

energy, 10-second charge.

Why does it say 10 seconds? Is that how

long it's going to take for it to go in my

Hmm.

Cyclist breakfast

gives you energy for only 10 seconds. Oh

my God.

Grape flavor.

And then we got a protein, 5 grams of

protein. It's actually not much protein.

An egg has more protein. An egg has like 8

grams of protein. This has 5.

It's like half an egg.

Oh, this tastes horrible.

Yogurt flavor. Oh, fucking hell.

Oh my God, that's horrible.

Shoot it into my mouth.

Yeah, I've gotta suck that protein out.

Swallow it. No matter

how bad it tastes.

One more energy.

This stuff's nice, great flavor.

These cost about ¥110, so they're pretty

cheap. I don't think a yogurt is going to

cost ¥50.

Mm, how much carbohydrates

is in one?

Tan tan sui kabutsu. I think that's

carbohydrate. Forty-five grams. It's got

180 calories. So I

had ninety grams of carbs. Is that a lot?

It's like 2 rice balls and half an egg for

my breakfast. Okay, let's go.

I feel like these, um, packets are going

to fly out of the basket.

Let's go.

広 い な。 広 い な。 え っと、

頑 張 ります よ。 よろしく お願い 申 し 上 げ

ます。 も っと いい 街、 ひ ざ の 杖、

安全 安 心 広 げ る 広 さ。 こちら

は 安全 を 重 視 社 会 振 興 新 総 合

新 エ ア ロ シ カ。 I

think I go down here.

I forgot. Let me check.

No, not yet. Keep going.

Good thing we rested yesterday and the day

before because this is going to be tough.

I needed that rest yesterday. My knees

are feeling good now, still a tiny bit of

pain, but It's ignorable.

Turn right here.

Oh no.

I think we go straight ahead.

It says

turn left.

At the train track. But why?

Just go forwards. I don't know.

He was whining about getting his hands

sunburnt. Yeah, my hands are all burnt,

so I got gloves.

Um, do I

turn right? My Google Maps is weird.

It's like not pointing the right way.

I think I can turn right here.

Ouch.

Uh, how do I cross? Too many cars.

Clear, clear, not clear.

Clear, clear, not clear.

Oh my God.

Clear,

clear.

Not clear, not clear,

clear, clear. For fuck's sake!

Oh my God,

okay, go, go, go! Stupid cars.

Oh, why are these people on the wrong side

of the road?

Wrong side of the fucking road, idiot.

I think we go straight ahead here for a

Oh, my balls hurt.

Getting squished.

Uh, so much traffic.

Whoa, I nearly lost balance.

So jammed up over there.

I made it.

Made it out alive.

It's hard to breathe with the bag pulling

on my— pulling on my back.

Uh,

so jammed up here.

Oh,

12 kilometers

left. But I've barely

done anything. I can't have done 8

kilometers. It says 12 km, 50 minutes,

54 minutes.

Oh,

my bum hurts.

新 しい 皆さん と 出 て いただ ける 行

政 の 方 々 には 市 民 の 皆さん の 声 に も 聞 いて

ここ で 皆さん ここ で 参 加 いただ いて お願い した 方

が 社 会 の 展 開 を 支 える 必 要 が あ って いうこと

が 行 政 の 皆さん と 考 え ら

れて お ります。 社 会 の 皆さん どう 見て る の か という

と 社 会 の 国 民。 Oh,

that Toyota Prius looks cool. It looks

like a Tesla. I've never seen a Prius

like, like that one. They usually look

kind of lame.

Oh, red.

A taxi. Okay, put my bike on the

taxi. Should I— I'll

park my bike here, get a taxi, and then

get a taxi back to the bike, drop my bags

off.

Great idea.

Taxi would be like ¥2,000.

I'm not spending ¥2,000 when I could

just ride there.

Ah, the Toyota Prius looks cool.

皆 様 こんにちは。

ありがとうございます。 ありがとうございます。 応 援 ありがとうございます。

中 井 切 り 替 え 線 と 大 阪 駅 に 向 か い、

公 認 候 補 中 の 中 野 隆 文 で ございます。 皆

様。 こ ん にちは。 中 野 で ございます。 中 野

隆 文 で ございます。 立 憲 民 主 党

大 阪 県 議 会 公 認 候 補 中 野

中 野 隆 文 で ございます。 皆 様 こんにちは。 T

rying to give me a voting pam ph let. I'm

not even Japanese, I can't even vote.

Maybe they think I'm Japanese.

It's like a political

campaign for that guy.

Vote for him. He's gonna change the world.

Stream's gonna shut down. Why?

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just trying to

focus on cycling. I'll check at the red

La la la la la la la la la la la la la

Oh my God,

the wind! La la la

la la

la la la la la.

Push,

push, push.

Yeah.

Oh,

that's a noisy engine.

It might be funny bringing my girlfriend

back to the UK. I could rent a car,

drive her around now I've got my driving

Road trip to Brighton.

Oh, McDonald's smells so good.

Slow bike, slow cyclist ahead.

Look at his knees. His knees are like

90-degree angle out.

That is a weird way to pedal.

He's like manspreading on his bicycle.

That's the most ridiculous cycling I've

ever seen. His legs were straight wired

Uh, oh, okay, I think

we turn

right here.

Not sure.

My back is killing me. My shoulders, I

mean. Oh, my balls.

There's, um, my clothing and my

laptop charger in the bag.

Oh no, I go straight,

straight.

I can't believe Connor has Uh, clip-on,

clip-on shoes for cycling. So the shoes

clip onto the pedals. That's scary.

What if you need to quickly put your foot

down? That's why he keeps falling off, I

Maybe they detach if you slide your foot

out sideways. Something. But damn, that'd

be scary having your feet attached to the

But apparently you can pedal by lifting up

because they're clipped in,

so you get extra power.

ありがとうございます。 The

hotel I'm going to is £10 a night.

Pretty

cheap.

My favorite car, Toyota C-HR Maroon.

That's the kind of car I want to buy if I

was going to buy one. Maybe hybrid.

Just the back seats, the windows are so

Not great if you're sitting in the back.

Look how tiny the back window is.

Small.

And it's turned right here.

Actually, I could turn here. No, too late.

It's hard to keep the camera pointed

centered because My bag's heavy. I'm

trying to counterbalance the weight by

leaning forwards.

11 kilometers away.

I'm gonna be so ripped after this.

My legs are gonna be huge.

The gloves are not really sweaty.

Feels fine.

What language are they

speaking? Is that Thai?

My Thai girlfriend's family are here.

Oh, it's a

nice road. Look at the trees.

Vietnamese.

Oh, again.

Check my

map. Oh, oh my God.

My back hurts.

Straight ahead still, 37 minutes

away.

好好。 Oh,

an hour. Oh,

straight ahead still.

My shoulders are aching the most,

not my legs. It's my shoulders and

my bum.

Going to Tennoji Station.

Oh, turn right.

Yep.

Why would I leave my bike here? Then I

have to come back and get it.

I think

we're gonna have to push, push up the

bridge. It's too steep.

It'll use up too much energy.

Big hill coming, going up the bridge.

Oh, a little

girl's overtaking me over there.

Where's my

electric

motor?

I'm catching the— which is

fine. You can't get away.

Trying to get you,

trying to get you.

You guys back? I lost

you for a moment. Ah,

but downhill now.

Ah, it says turn this way. Okay.

Ah, thanks, Extrendence.

4 AM in the UK, take care.

About half an hour away, I think.

I'm changing timer to $1 for 5 minutes

because it's just going up too much.

I mean, at this rate, it's never going

down. So I had to adjust it a little bit.

Uh,

needs to

go forwards more and

Actually, I might go the other way.

It's got a quieter road. The other road's

This time I don't want to go through the

homeless park slum area. That was scary.

The people around the slum area, they're

really bad-tempered.

I think they're all autistic as well.

They just randomly yell stuff at

people. Autism center.

5.7 kilometers.

I think you'd have to be pretty autistic

to become homeless.

There's so many ways to make money. I

don't know how you don't have money

because they

just sit in a park all day drinking.

Why don't they just get a job?

I think it has to be some kind of autism

to randomly shout at strangers because

that's not normal.

I feel like a normal mentally functioning

person You wouldn't just yell at strangers

random stuff.

What do I

do here? Stupid bush.

Straight ahead.

4 kilometers

I'm biking to my new hotel.

What time is it?

13

minutes.

What's windburn? I got sun cream on.

Haha.

Portrait mode.

Fixed.

I think the bumping does something to the

Get on the road.

It's like the bumping interrupts the

signal. When I drop my phone, it ends the

stream as well.

I know.

I think 5 minutes,

maybe 5 or 10 minutes, and we're there.

Oh.

2 kilometers away.

Why do they sit with their knees out so

much? Is it like a manly thing?

Aren't they scared they're going to hit

their knees on something?

Ah,

sorry.

大阪日大。 Nearly

there.

They got humongous ball sacks.

My balls are pretty small actually, maybe

that's why I don't need to.

Up ahead is where we had that McDonald's,

remember,

last week.

Push, push, push,

push,

push, push,

push. Oh yeah,

oh yeah, quick break.

The scary, the scary homeless park is over

there. I'm staying over there, so we're

not near the weirdos.

I'm not gonna hang around here anyway.

Probably go up north and then just come

back to sleep. I don't want to hang around

this area. It's kind of shit.

Don't want to get pressed by a homeless

before.

Okay,

let's go.

See where it is.

Ah, shit. Hold on to this place.

Smells like

piss. Oh, fucking hell.

Oh my God. Oh, the smell. Oh.

Nice hair.

Okay,

it smells so bad there. It says don't park

your bike here,

but everyone's parked their bike here.

I might put the camera in the side of the

bag so they don't think I'm filming.

はい はい ちょっと あの 管 理

画 面 の 方 で ご 確 認 が 取 れて 今

ア ボ ダ に ちょっと 連 絡 を して いる んです が ア ボ ダ

に ちょっと また 連 絡 が。 はい。

だから こちら と して は なん と も 今 現 状

では 何 も でき ない じゃない ですか。 なるほど。 え っと それ

待 った 方 が いい んです か。 二 時間 とか 三 時間 でも 待 った

方 が いい ですか。 はい。 それは ちょっと わ から ない です。 あ、 顎

だ と 連 絡 が 取 れる か っていう の も 具 体 的 に。

や っと わ から ない。 もう キ ャ ン セ ル して いい ですか。 それ

は もう 何 て 言 うん だ ろ

うわ か ん ない です よね。 これ が 何 時間 か か る か わか

ん ない です。 今日 ちょっと 取 れない か もし れない し、 どう し よう

も ない です よね。 そ こ も わか ん ない ですね。 全 く わか ん

ない ですね。 今日 一 切 連 絡 つ か ない 可能 性 も あります。 連

絡 が つ く と思います。 ただ いつ 連 絡 が つ く っていう

のは 答 え でき ない です。 はい。 動画

ちょっと 回 線 が 空 き 次 第 に、 はい。 なん で、

はい。 今 結 構

日 曜 日 って 混 み 合 ってる んで、 回 線 が 空 き 次

第 ちょ こ ちょ こ 電 話 は して る んです けど、

ちょっと 予 約 が 入 って た ら 後 で あの 管 理 画 面

上 で 予 約 する ので、 え っと。 もう

人 が ね もう 一 時間 待って る。

道 が ね 三 十 分 ぐ らい 待って る んです よ。 ただ その 何

人 か 免 状 で 確 認 が 取 れ れ ば す ぐ に

もう 一 問 お 答 え が でき る んです が、 確 認 が 取

れない 以上 は もう 何 何 時 まで や る の？ チ ェ

ック イ ン で 予 約 した んです。 九 十 万 円 一個 に 来

れ ば いい。 はい。 荷 物 預 ける ので きます

か？ で きます が 万 が 一 ご 予 約 が 入 って き て

ない 場 合 でした ら どう します か？ もう 諦 め ます ね。

あの 成 立 し ない 点 だ った ら、 荷 物 を こちら

の もし あの こちら から ご 連 絡 を さ せて いただ

きます。 はい。 もう その 電 話 番 号 で。 はい

はい あ ご と と これ が 取 る 次 第 で

確 認 が 取 れて 確 認 が 取 れた ら 英 語 英

語 の ど っち に して も これ なんです あ え 英 語 で お願いします

はい

入 ってる の かな 本当 に なんか もう

シ ス テ ム が 信 用 でき ない みたい な 海 外 の。 ア

ボ ダ って で 開 催 で、 あ そう なんか あの

ね あの グ ー グ ル で 検 索 して ここ を 探 して た

ら グ ー グ ル マ ップ で 出 て き て て そ っ

から や った ら もう ア ボ ダ 行 け や ろう な って そう

い った もの と して や り つ つ その ま ま 行 った んです

よ。 開 催 や ら れた ら 海 外 サ イ ト 海 外 サ

イ ト なんです。 あ そうそう そうそう じゃない や り 方 に 聞 いて ある

こと いい んです か 僕 は もう そう いう セ ッ ショ ン って や

つ で。 た だ 支 払 い を ど の ように さ れて いました

か。 え っと 現 金 で や る みたい な 感じ です。 ちょっと もう

ちょっと 見 せて も ら って いい ですか。 え っと 現 あの ポ ジ ット

カ ード を 使 え ない で 運 用 って そんな 感じ で。 ポ ジ

ット カ ード を 入 力 さ れ ました か。 して ない です。 あ だ

った ら 入 力 さ れて ません。 え っと なんか 現

地 で 払 え みたい なので では なく、 そう それは 選 択 なんです

けど ご 予 約 の 際 に ク レ ジ ット ク レ ジ ット

カ ード 入 力 さ れ ました。 して ない です。 あ、 成 立 でき て

ない です。 え っと ア ム ラ の ご 予 約 サ イ ト っていう

の が 現 地 決 済 カ ード 決 済 ど ちら に して も

予 約 の 時 点 で あの カ ード 決

済 あ ご め んな さい カ ード 番 号 を 入 力 して も

チ ェ ック イ ン 時 に 現 金 現 地 払 って 書 いて

あります。 現 地 払 い が でき る んです けど 予 約 の 際 に。

はい。 番 号 入 力 し ない と 先 に まあ この 予 約 の

ク レ ジ ット カ ード は 必 要 あり ません と 明 示 して

あります。 明 示 して あります。

何 言 って んです か。 いや 本 来 そう なんです。 いや 必 要

あり ません と 断 言 して る んです よ。 あと で 確 認 します ね。

必 要 は ある よね。 だ いた い これ だ った ら う ち の

管 理 画 面 で ご 予 約 の 確 認 が 取 れる んです。

あ そう なん ですか。 はい。 た だ これで

ご 予 約 が 確 認 あの 整 備 私 ク レ ジ ット カ

ード 入 れ よう と思 って 用 意 した んだ けど あり ません って 出

て た ら 入 れ な かった だけ です ちょっと これは ア ゴ ダ に

確 認 します で これで ご 予 約 が 確 定 さ れて た ら

う ち の ア ゴ ダ の 管 理 画 面 上 に お 名

前 が 入 って ます これ が 見 見 当 た ら ない

じゃあ もう 取 れて ない って こと ですね これ ね これ が ちょっと。 油

に か け に し ない の かな。 ちょっと

もう 一 度。 はい。

Did he say I can go up, or did he say

wait?

Uh, I'm pretty sure I can just

come up. Okay,

we've got a toilet here.

Toilet room.

Where's my room?

Oh, it's so

hard to walk. In these slippers. What was

that man shouting about?

My room?

Yeah, I got the key.

Oh my

It smells funny.

It smells okay. Smells a bit like tatami.

£10 a night, guess you can't complain.

You get a little TV.

Oh wow.

TV. It's a 3 tatami room.

What do you guys think? Would you want to

make love in here?

Oh my God, it's so small.

It's not bad though. Furnishings look kind

of clean. The ceiling looks nice.

Don't see any mold.

Got air conditioning. See what the view is

like.

Ah.

Nice view.

Gonna drop you guys out the window. Haha.

Yeah, I want to have a look at the shower

room. I'm pretty sure in the picture it

said private cubicles, but if there's no

private showers, I might go to the gym and

use the gym shower.

Orange bucket. What's in

there? That man was scary. He was Raging,

flipping out. I don't see

the point getting angry at hotel staff.

It's not their fault.

I'll take a picture for my girlfriend to

look at. She's gonna laugh.

Oh my God, she's gonna laugh.

My room.

This room was about,

uh, ¥3,500.

3,500 yen in dollars,

$26.36. So $13 a

night. If you stayed here

for a month, that's like $390.

See if the bed's okay. Well, I guess I

take my laptop out, put it on this table.

Poverty living. This is the pillow. It's

just a beanbag. It's not even

Where should I put the camera? Put it

Shit, I can't

block the light. Okay.

Look at

the pillow.

嗯。 5.7

kilometers.

That's the kind of car I want to buy if

I was going to buy one.

Okay, uh, let's go

to Donkey. I want to buy an adapter and

toothpaste. No, I've got toothpaste

I'm pretty sure I saw toothpaste before.

Oh, here,

Colgate.

So just buy an adapter.

I think I'd rather go to the convenience

store to to go to the toilet and brush my

teeth than use this place.

My cough makes the room vibrate.

I really hope I can't hear the toilet next

to me. Imagine you, you're in bed at night

and all you can hear is No,

the last room was £140 for 7 nights,

which double the pla— double the place—

double the price of this place. This place

is like £10 a night.

This is kind of like guest house vibes but

with homeless old men instead

of young Foreigners and backpackers,

you're homeless old men.

Staying in a place like this makes you

want to go back to Thailand. This is so

I didn't even read the paper they gave me.

Checkout is 10 AM. Oh my God.

Big bath for men.

Big bath is next to front desk.

Yeah, I think that's a public bathing

thing. I'm not going in there.

How do you say private shower? Is it like

koshitsu? Koshitsu shower.

Automatic door closes at 11 PM.

They have a hot spa.

Oh shit, it says take your shoes into the

room. I left my shoes at the entrance.

Uh, let's go and get my shoes. He also

gave me a coupon for

the hot spa.

Hot lady.

I don't really want to go to the hotspot.

Oops, Wi-Fi password. I don't think

I need the Wi-Fi.

Oh my God,

uh,

let's go then.

Ah, my bag's still kind of heavy.

The bag's all wet from my sweat.

I'm not taking my laptop. That thing's so

heavy.

Uh, my back's all wet.

I don't know if I'm gonna use the shower

Maybe we go to the gym tomorrow and use

the gym shower.

Confused why he said 3,600 a night, which

is $28, then say it's 12 a night.

Yeah, 3,600 for 2 nights,

$12 a night.

Okay, let's go then. No point

sitting in here. Get an adapter.

Bike key. Where's the room key?

I think I'll go down the steps.

Oh yeah, where's my wallet?

This place is weird.

Oh wow, they've got shoes here.

My shoes

are there.

Let me look

at the shower real quick.

The shower room looks fine.

This shower room has, uh, private

cubicles. Looks pretty clean too,

so maybe I'll just use a shower here

Okay, let's go to Donkey.

Oh my God, that man smells so

bad. That man smells like urine.

Does no one wash their clothes here?

我 都 忘 了 把 东 西 扔

了。 对 的， 啊， 我 我 我 我。 Let's

get out of here. Everywhere smells

like piss here.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, what a place.

We suffer for 2 days, then we'll

move closer into Umeda, somewhere nicer.

Ah, oh, there it

is. Donkey.

bad connection in Donkey.

Bicycle parking.

Hmm,

yeah.

See if we can go into

Donkey.

Is it

streaming?

Oh, streaming. Nice.

Oh, panties.

What do I want to buy?

Time.

No one steals bikes because everyone has a

bike already,

and bikes are like $70.

商 品 管 理 シ ス テ ム を 採 用 して お ります。 ユ

ー ザ ー が な りました ら、 ス タ ッ フ が 確 認 さ

せて いただ く 場 合 が ございます ので、 改 めて ご 了 承 ください。

Could do with a new backpack, maybe

something a bit bigger.

Been using this backpack

for five years.

The White Pole Man.

Where's the electronic

Adapters, chargers.

でも 吸 水 性 も あ って そして 血 管 性 も

あ って ま さ に 理 想 の バ ス タ オ ル という わ

け なんです。 Fat

fuck pushed me out the

way. Why don't you just go around me

instead of barging past? Fat boy,

fuckface, fucking idiot.

Then watch his back.

Can you hear?

Come

here.

But there

I don't see any adapters.

Where are the electronics?

I think

it'll be around here.

Donkey.

Where is it?

Oh,

gaming stuff. Mechanical keyboard.

Where's the electronics gone? I'm in the

women's clothing section now.

Feel seasick. Try walk stably,

but it's hard.

Oh, they have guns.

Oh shit,

the Tenga section.

I can't go into the tenga section.

I'll walk backwards.

Tengas everywhere.

Can't find any plug adapters.

It should be around here.

I need a 3-pin to Japanese adapter.

Don't know, I can't find one.

But why would they sell that in Japan?

If Japanese people were going traveling,

they'd want 2-pin to 3-pin,

2-prong.

They'd want 2-prong to Euro prong, or I

don't know if they need American prong.

It's the same, isn't it? America and

Japan. Why can't it just be the same

everywhere?

Stupid plugs.

I don't know how I'm going to charge my

Maybe the little adapter thing would fit

the adapter I've got.

Hmm, don't know.

Donkey water.

Hmm, well, let's go out. I don't see

anything here of use.

How do

I get out?

I'm lost in Donkey.

I'm actually lost. How do I get out?

Uh, no, that exit

is not The

wire, not the one that I came through.

I came up the escalator, not from outside.

I think it's this way.

Oh yeah.

嗯。 Fix

your mic. Is it staticky again?

Is it making static?

Okay, let me fix it.

Is it okay now?

Fixed. Okay,

uh, maybe we look for food now. I feel

like sushi, like conveyor belt sushi.

Shooby dooby

sushi

roll.

Oh, thanks, Sarumaru. Go to Yodobashi.

Where's Yodobashi? Isn't that really far

away? Why is that guy mumbling? Why do so

many old men here mumble to themselves?

It's like some kind of national disease.

Mumbling to themselves all the time.

嗯嗯嗯。漂亮。

Hmm, what to do?

Do you mean the Yoda Bash here, Umeda?

Went to last time.

I would— I think I'd definitely F in a big

shop like that.

28 minutes.

Oh, I don't want to cycle 28 minutes.

I need to

get on the road.

Daniel can

be cereal in a big shop. PL bed, then

Oh, thanks, Sherbet. Can we cereal in a

big shop? Uh,

maybe cereal.

In my small prison room,

my tiny Japanese prison room.

Where's sushi?

Riding on the wrong side of the road.

Morons.

Hello.

Hungary.

Oh, I'm back in Den Den Town. What?

Why do I always end up coming here by

Oh, thanks, chicken.

I might as well go to Yodobashi. It's like

26 minutes away.

Straight, left, and straight.

Great. Get mats. Yeah, but I want sushi

conveyor belt.

Good luck on your adventure, Dan.

Do they still do conveyor

belt in Sushi Row? I thought Sushi Row

was stopping conveyor belt sushi because

of sushi terrorism.

How many plates do you think I can eat?

Oh, there's a Joshin here. Didn't you say

go to Joshin? Uh, too late, it's gone.

Made Cafe.

Oh, thanks Steve. See you tomorrow.

Oh,

windy.

What's this European-looking building?

Like French architecture. It's very

out of place. It does look way better than

all these crap buildings here though.

Oh, you're on the wrong side. On the wrong

side, buddy.

Why they ride bikes on the, on the Oh

look, Tesla! Wow, look,

Tesla!

So a Model 3.

I wonder

why. I wonder why.

Oh, we're near Sushi World.

Are they Australian?

It's looking pretty tight here.

Follow that girl.

Should I ask for a number?

Excuse me.

The quietest ring ever.

Wait, this, this is parked. It's not even

moving. Why am I waiting?

This street looks more interesting.

Might get a drink actually. I haven't had

a drink since I left the other place.

Ah,

weird looking Japanese guys hugging.

I have to

get some

water. 120 yen for water.

I'm not gonna drink the slum hotel water.

The fact that

it's like the 4th vampire-themed, like,

cafe.

Weeps! White weep girls!

They have a guest house

Wasabi Guest House.

What is this? Sushi row down here.

Okay,

somewhere down here.

Yep, just walk right in front of me,

idiot. You stupid idiot,

walk right in front of me. Why are people

so stupid?

He's going slower than I am and he wants

to go in front of me.

Genius. What a stupid

idiot.

Illegal to be on your bike, is it?

Oh yeah, I don't see anyone else riding.

Maybe I should get off.

I still don't see sushi.

Kaiten sushi.

Huh,

where is

it?

Oh.

Says it's

down here.

I still don't see it.

I can't imagine Sushi World being in a

place like this. This place is like

Kind of run-down feeling.

What?

Where is it?

Oh, it's here. 4th floor.

I don't know if I'll have connection on

the 4th floor.

Do you think I have connection up there?

I could try going in there and see if it

disconnects. I'll go back out.

No parking.

Um.

Yeah, says no

parking bikes here.

自転車放置禁止.

But everyone else put the bike here.

Let's see.

Oh, thanks Jenkins. We're going

for sushi.

Danny Boy, you're on us. Waving has medium

We're on the 3rd floor, still connected.

Such a weird place for a sushi roll.

I don't know if they have Wi-Fi here.

Check.

Free spot,

AMSA. Time 10:11

to 11. Should I go in?

There's a girl staring at me! There's a

girl staring right at me!

If I stand around here a bit and see what

the connection's like.

Go in? I'm scared!

If I stand around here— Scared

of

losing connection.

What if I just open the door and stand in

the entrance?

Damn, why are they so tall?

What the hell? She fell over.

お 店

で 受 付 の 方、 Eng lish。 い

ら っ しゃ い ませ。 Table

or a counter?

I can't choose the table.

I don't know, I don't

want to sit at a counter. If I sit at the

counter, I can't talk. What do you think?

It says if you have a table, put 2 packs.

What does packs mean?

What's a packs?

But it only says how many children do you

have.

い ら っ

しゃ い ませ。 一

番 の プ リ ン ター の 案 内 札 を お

取 り にな り、 印 字 さ れた。 Number

35.

*** There's

no conveyor belt. They stopped doing

conveyor belt sushi because of that kid

who spat on it. Oh my God,

see, stupid kids ruin everything.

Oh, that sucks.

They only put wasabi on the conveyor belt.

That kid ruined sushi for millions of

people. Look, wasabi.

No music in here too. Great, no copyright.

English, best language.

I want a boiled

soy. Hmm,

I want salmon.

Oh, chips and chicken, fried chicken.

Fresh salmon.

200 yen for salmon sushi.

Salmon with basil and lemon, that sounds

good. Oh, that and that, that's 400

yen already. Oh my God.

Oh, they have fugu. Oh, sale's ended.

Nigiri, it's ¥200 for

one or two. Pretty expensive.

Salmon and sushi, salmon and tuna.

150 for tuna. Get a tuna.

Boiled salmon with basil sauce. Okay,

salted pork ribs. Okay, that sounds good.

Maximum number cannot be— what?

Maximum number of dishes that can be

ordered at one time is 2 for a counter

seat, 4 for a table. Okay,

food's coming. That's ¥800 already.

Make sure I've got enough money.

It's funny, they have conveyor belt sushi

in Thailand, but they don't do it in Japan

anymore. I bet they'll, they'll bring it

back after people forget about the kid who

spat on it.

Where's my food?

Please pick up your order.

My sushi.

Uh, how do I get green tea? There's no—

oh, I'll see that.

Now where are

the chopsticks? Oh, here.

Please pick up your order.

Oh my, just one? That was ¥200 for

one piece.

200 yen for one piece. Oh my God.

Itadakimasu!

It's, uh, ¥400 already for these

2.

Please pick up your order.

Look at

that.

One bite, ¥200. Yeah,

some tuna.

Is it

good? It's okay, I guess.

It's warm. Usually sushi in

England is cold because it's in the

freezer, in the fridge, but this is warm.

Take a picture for my girlfriend.

Should I get an eel? I've never had eel

before.

I want to

try eel.

I don't

see it.

Grilled eel, ¥390.

Oh my God, are you sure it's good?

Oh my, salmon with lemon.

What's bonito?

I know bonito flakes. I never had the

fish. Octopus.

I might get octopus.

¥390 for eel.

Dashi and salmon is good.

How much

have I spent now? 2, 8— I think I've spent

like ¥1,200 already.

Sushi is not cheap, is it?

I'm not sure what eel would taste like.

It was so much faster when you could take

the food off the belt. Please pick up your

order. Octopus.

Please pick

up

your order. That tastes bad. It's like

chewing on gum.

It's like a piece of plastic.

Do not recommend octopus.

Please pick up your order.

Hmm.

Eel. Never tried eel before.

Oh, thanks, blood. Enjoy your sushi.

Okay, it smells

like chicken.

It's like really sweet fishy flavor.

What even is an eel? Is it a fish?

I don't like it.

It's weird.

Sweet and fishy.

Don't

Waste my money.

The octopus tastes like nothing as well.

The octopus was like eating a rubber band.

I don't like strong fishy flavor.

I like salmon and tuna.

I've had octopus before, but not,

not just a slice of octopus on its own.

Um, what else?

Salted pork ribs.

Get some pork.

Let's see

how much I've spent. No, it doesn't say

how much it costs. I've ordered 9 things.

That's like one— that's like ¥2,000

already. Oh my God.

Put your camera on the conveyor belt. Oh

my God, that would be like, oh no, not

another YouTuber.

Meiwaku YouTuber. I want to

get some chips, french fries.

Didn't they say they were gonna sue

TKO-san?

Fish and chips.

Look, fish and chips.

Oh, they got fried octopus. I wouldn't

mind fried octopus. I'll get that too.

That should make me fill up.

Please take that.

You can't do sushi terror anymore. You can

only terrorize the wasabi.

Imagine they ban YouTubers from coming in.

Try the pork scallion.

Evet.

We want uni. No, I bet I hate uni. I bet

it's fishy and slimy.

I think I would hate uni.

You can see foreigners.

Okay, beer. Do they even sell beer?

Please pay. Pick up your order.

No. What's that?

Oh, pork again.

Oh yeah, they have beer. ¥470.

My bill is going to be like ¥3,000.

I'm just gonna drink the free Green tea.

Oh no.

Chopsticks.

It's a lot of onion.

It's green tea, not lake water.

Real green tea.

Kind of full up now.

How many times you take Chihiro? We went

quite a few times to sushi.

Where are my chips?

So much battery in my phone,

62%.

Still no chips.

Please pick up your order.

I wonder how they know when you've taken

it. Maybe they can tell how heavy it is.

Look at this.

うんうんうん。 Oh,

it's full up now.

Lemon on chips, bit weird.

They have

ketchup. Ketchup's on the conveyor belt.

There's no tissues. Oh, thanks, Jenkins.

Here, I give you a chip. What's that?

Low battery.