packing for germany - getting ready to leave

It's not engaging, it's repetitive.

I could sell it. Does anyone want to buy

my Switch? Give me a donation, Super Chat.

$400 for my Switch. It has,

it has at least $100— no, it has nearly

$200 worth of games on it.

Let me see what games I have on it. I

originally bought it to play Fortnite

because I was really addicted to Fortnite

on my phone and I wanted a controller

Well, I have a lot of games. This War of

Mine, Diablo 3— no, it's Diablo Eternal

Collection, Mario Kart 8, Fortnite,

Zelda, Sonic, Sega Ages,

Mario Odyssey, Super Smash Bros.,

Sonic Forces. I don't know why I bought

that, it's so bad.

Doom. I didn't like Doom. Doom's rubbish

as well. Prison Architect, Crash N. Sane

Trilogy, V-Rally 4, Cities: Skylines,

Civilization VI.

And that's all my games. Barely played any

of them. What a waste of money.

Plus I have the Pro Controller and I have

this stand, charging stand thing.

Your mom comments a lot on your last

video. I know, she was commenting,

replying to everyone. It was so annoying.

At least my wife didn't comment on my

videos. She just looked, watched them.

That's like I have a second wife.

Snooping on my videos.

Germany, you do not want to go there. Why

not? What's wrong with Germany?

I'm gonna find out and then I'll make a

video why I wouldn't recommend going to

Germany, and then all the German people

will hate me. Do you think German

people would hate me if I just badmouthed

Germany?

I don't have high expectations for it.

I'm just expecting it to be the same as

England, but people speak German. I don't

really care, you know, it's just a place

at the end of the day. I've, I've came to

realize that everywhere is just the same.

But people look a bit different or they

speak different languages. Everywhere's

so— everywhere's so globalized now, you

know, nowhere's unique,

hardly. Europe is

all pretty much the same.

The main thing I'm looking forward to is

meeting this girl who I think seems nice.

I'm not sure, I don't know much about her

actually. And getting my own place,

I found several good Airbnbs in Germany

which are quite affordable even on my

YouTube salary. They're nice places

though, entire place to myself, fully

furnished. Some of them have big TVs so I

could buy a PS4 and waste more money. No,

I'm not gonna buy a PS4, I already bought

a gaming laptop. And I'm hoping, you know,

just to be independent. I want to move

out. I want to be by myself.

I'd like to live, live on my own, just see

what it's like, and maybe find a nice girl

to date, to travel around with,

to have business meetings with.

I nearly said it, didn't I? I just want

to see what it feels like to be an adult

who doesn't live with his wife and doesn't

live with his mum. Oh shit, I'm scratching

my ass.

Thailand would be a lot cheaper though. I

was on Airbnb Thailand. You can get a

massive condominium for about $600 a

month. Really, really nice place. $600 a

month? I could, I could afford that so

easily.

How do I buy train tickets in Germany? Do

I need a special card? Do you just go to a

train ticket machine and then is there an

English option? How do you do it?

In London, I can just tap my debit card on

the wireless thing and it charges it

automatically. In Japan, you can get a

travel card and then you, you put money

into it and then you can tap it to pay.

How's Germany?

Germany is completely dead, not much

there. Well, I'm not really looking

for a place that has nightlife. I'm not

gonna go clubbing, I'm not gonna go bar

hopping. I'm just gonna be— just gonna be

sitting in my room basically, making

videos and playing Rainbow Six. Won't be

too much different. The only difference is

I won't have my mum nagging me. I have my

own place and I can meet girls.

And if I don't like it, I'll just stay for

a month and then go to a different

country.

Other countries on my list are Spain.

There's, there's a cutie in Spain who

messaged me, and there's another one who

lives in Turkey.

I'm not sure. There's just so many choices

right now.

How much did I pay for the wedding? I

think about ¥2,000,

and then ¥4,000 for the visa stamp.

Why am I so itchy today? I'm looking

forward to cooking, actually. I'm looking

forward to going to the supermarket and

buying my own food and then doing some

cooking. Hopefully the Wi-Fi in the Airbnb

will be good. I haven't even booked an

Airbnb yet. I've only booked one night in

a hotel. After that, I'm not sure

what I'm gonna do. So the plan is I'm

gonna go to one city which will remain

secret. I've booked a night there.

I don't even know what the plans are with

this girl, is to be honest. I don't know

if she's gonna come to the hotel on the

first night. I don't know if we're gonna

meet the second day, but we plan to go

to this other city together. I'm not sure

if we're gonna stay in the city. Or if

we're gonna go back to the other city, or

if I'm gonna stay in that city, or if I'll

go back to the other city. I don't— I have

no idea. It's all just kind of unplanned

I need to check my Airbnb account to see

if it's all ready to go.

It'd be a bit annoying if I couldn't use

Airbnb and I had to keep booking nights in

the hotel.

I had a shower today. The itchiness has

nothing to do with me being dirty. It's

like an allergic reaction. Sometimes I

just get these itchy patches on my back or

my arms or my legs.

I think it's some kind of reaction.

Why am I leaving? Because of

sex,

and I'm bored. The simple answer is I'm

really bored here and I want to go

somewhere and I want to meet someone and I

want to try living by myself. Have I tried

a new soap? I don't use soap. I don't

think soap is good for your skin. It's

very drying. I just use shampoo

and then I use conditioner. I just use

warm water to wash my face. Doesn't really

make a difference. I used to use a lot of

face washes and exfoliating creams and

washers. It didn't really reduce

the amount of pimples I have. It didn't

make a difference.

You don't need soap. I use shampoo to wash

my hair, and then I use the same shampoo

to wash my armpit and then my pubic hair.

It's all hair, so shampoo should be fine.

The rest of my body isn't that dirty. I'm

not gonna start scrubbing my elbow or my

arm. It's not covered in filth.

Yeah, I just use shampoo on the, the dirty

holes and cracks.

It's good enough. I don't smell.

Well, actually, my armpits smell a bit,

but I'm not sure why because I had a

shower about 5 hours ago. My armpits just

kind of smell all the time.

It's just what it smells like. Even if I

use soap and shampoo, my armpits start

smelling again unless I use deodorant.

I think it depends on what I eat. Some

days it smells stronger than other days.

Do I shampoo my nose hairs? No, I pluck

them out. I got these nice tweezers,

Rumio tweezers. I'm not sure if I'll be

able to take them. This one's a bit

pointy. Maybe I can take this one that's

flat. I tried taking my tweezers in

Japan. They, they took them away from me

at the airport. They said it's a dangerous

Daniel, I live in Germany. Get an Airbnb

soon because it's hard over time last

minute. Should I?

I don't know. What if I go and I don't

really want to stay there for a month?

I've never used Airbnb before.

Well, I can always just book a few more

nights in the hotel. The hotel isn't too

expensive. Get cash, don't rely on

cards. Oh, I got cash. I'm well ahead of

you. Look at my euros.

Euros look funny. They're made out of

paper. English money's plastic

I got a €5. It looks like Monopoly

money. So tiny as well. I have some 5s

and I have some 20s and I

have some 50s. Fat 50s.

I'll split them up. I'll put some in my

wallet and then some in my bag. Maybe I'll

put some in my socks.

Just in case my card gets declined or

something. It'd be embarrassing if I went

to a hotel and my debit card got declined.

That happened once. It was really, um,

embarrassing. Have I heard from my wife?

No. I told her I blocked her, so she

stopped messaging me, but I didn't really

block her. I just didn't really want to

hear from her anymore.

Where did all this money come from? It

came from YouTube. YouTube is my job.

I'm a YouTuber.

She's probably watching. It'd be really

weird if she's still watch— still

watching. I don't know how serious she was

about suing me.

She sounded serious, but then can you

really imagine her wasting all that time

trying to find evidence and then talking

to a lawyer and then going to the courts

and then presenting the evidence and then

trying to get me To pay up.

It's just a waste of time. Come on, let's

just forget about it and move on with our

lives. Would I consider going

back to her? No, not after this.

The idea of going back to her and going

back to that apartment just sounds so

depressing. At least now I've got new

adventures, new challenges in front of me.

I feel a little bit excited, actually.

What did you buy with the $1,000 that

donator gave you? I think it was more

around $700.

Well, I guess it went towards my gaming

laptop and my Germany travel stuff.

I'm not sure when it's coming. I'm a bit

worried. Has my camera frozen?

I can't tell because today's not windy.

There's no movement. Let me check the

garage. Oh, door's closed

now, so someone was in there.

That's creepy. Did any of you see a guy

walk up the road? Let me see if it's

frozen. Oh shit, it is frozen.

Stupid thing. Otherwise would have seen my

uncle. I don't know why it keeps freezing.

Oh look, there's a black cat. Oh, it's

that black cat that Toffee had a fight

with. He's not looking good. He's limping

and And he looks very skinny.

And now he's pissing on my driveway.

Oh, he's so skinny now. I want to help

Oh, he's so skinny.

I tried feeding him, but every time I go

out there, he runs away and he doesn't

get the food. I chucked some ham out ages

ago, he just ran away. He's not

limping as much as he was limping before.

A few days ago last week, he was limping

really badly, and I'm worried that he

can't hunt. He's a stray cat, I think.

Pretty sure he's stray. About 5 years ago,

he and Toffee had a confront—

confrontation. Toffee got beaten up

because that cat's a lot younger. He must

be getting old now. His head looks really

big and his body's all skinny and frail

looking. He didn't used to look like that.

Sometimes he sits with my cat Mimo and

then he just randomly attacks her.

I feel a bit sad for it,

but every time I go out to try and give it

food, it keeps running away. So if I just

left food out, then birds and other cats

would eat it. Do I still have

my cat? Yes, but she's not in a good

state. She seems depressed because she

comes in and then she starts making this

weird meowing sound, and then she goes

straight upstairs. And she hides herself

away. And then her back legs— the fur has

fallen off and it's all bare. And then her

ears look all red like she's been

scratching them, and they're missing fur

on her ears. I don't know what's wrong

with her. I think she

misses my dad or something. Must be.

Who's that? No one.

She's not a very loving cat though. She

always runs away and she never comes up to

Toffee was really loving, like a dog.

Mimo is just a bit stuck up. I think she's

just nervous. Maybe I scare her.

It just feels kind of pointless having her

as a pet because she's never around.

She's either outside or she's hiding away.

I miss Toffee. He was the best cat.

He would always sit on my lap, follow me

around. He would come to my room, sleep on

my bed. He was a very loving

cat.

Oh yeah, I need to pack. So this is my bag

that I'm taking. It's not a big bag, as

you can see. I think it's

big enough.

How many days am I staying? I'm not sure

yet. Five, but if I like it, I'm gonna

stay. I'm gonna book myself an Airbnb.

So this is my socks and underwear. How

many? Pairs of underwear should I take?

Would you like my underwear?

What would I do in Germany? I'll probably

just do what I usually do— gaming,

streaming, videos. Do a bit of

sightseeing, do some vlogging outside,

sample the foods.

Put some underwear in my backpack.

Oh, look, I have— who remembers the red,

the red pair of underwear I got on

Christmas? It was such a happy time. My

dad was alive, my sister and her boyfriend

were together, me and my wife were

together. How could everything just go

downhill so quickly? It's crazy,

isn't it? One minute it feels like

everything's perfect. And then the next

minute, your dad's dead, your wife's suing

you, your mum's being horrible,

sister has run away to London. It's like

my whole family has fallen apart.

And I still can't believe he died though.

How can someone just die?

Oh, it smells like— it smells like the

washing detergent my wife used in Japan

to do my laundry. Oh,

déjà vu. I mean, not déjà vu. What's the

word that reminds you of things when you

smell it? It reminds me of when I was in

Japan. And for

trousers,

I have my black jeans, which I'll wear,

and I have these blue jeans that I don't

really like because they make my legs look

too skinny and the pockets aren't very

good. But I could wear them inside, I

guess, in case it's cold.

Yeah, she washed her clothing, her clothes

all the time. She'd wear a shirt once and

then put it in the wash the same day.

She'll put it on in the morning, come

home, take it off, put it in the laundry.

It was crazy. Every day there'd be a

mountain of shirts That she'd wash. I,

I've been wearing this for weeks and weeks

and weeks. Smells fine to me.

Oh, who remembers this? I used to play

with this when I was a kid. We've had this

for ages. I used to pretend it's a man.

Look, when I was a kid, I'd do this. Oh

look, he's waving his arms up and down.

Hello, I'm a wine bottle opener.

Nostalgic. My hygiene

is terrible. It's not. You're not supposed

to wash your clothes every single day.

That's just weird.

I have this Red jumper.

Looks quite nice. I'll take this.

And have my Christmas jumper. I'll take

this as well.

I'm not sure what to wear on the day.

Maybe I'll wear this.

Smells clean. What else?

I have this gray one. I quite like it.

I'll take this as well.

Just roll it up into a ball, shove it in

there.

What else do I need? What else

do I need when we're going to

I'm hungry.

Tell us more about the German girl. I

don't know if she's okay with me talking

about her. She watches pretty much

everything I upload.

Someone sent me a video on Instagram hyped

for you to come to Germany. Hey, you have

a Switch as well! We can be Switch

friends.

I don't remember who you are.

Sorry. Okay, I'll tell

you the, the very basics. She's 24 and

she's white and she's quite tall,

168 centimeters.

That's okay because I'm 175, so I'm a bit

taller.

And she lives with her parents and she's

unemployed.

She actually said I could come and live

with her in her parents' house, but I

thought that'd be a bit strange, so I

decided to get— I would prefer to get my

For some reason, people keep asking me if

she's Asian, so I, I just told you that

she's white.

Don't talk about her in your video.

Well, she said she didn't mind me talking

She's not fat. She's, she's very slim

looking, actually.

No, I can't give you a picture. She might

not be happy.

Daniel, do you ever think, hey, this is a

bad idea? It sounds like a pretty good

idea to me. Do I

dislike fat girls?

No, I just prefer when they're not fat.

I prefer not fat girls, non-fat girls.

How much does she weigh? I don't know.

She didn't tell me.

I think she's quite pretty, actually,

from the photos I saw.

How you feel safe and comfortable flying

to different countries to meet women is Be

on. Yeah, sometimes I do feel a bit

worried that she might bring a knife and

then stab me in my sleep.

But what are the chances of that

If you're going to worry about that, then

you'll never end up finding anyone because

anyone could potentially stab you would be

nuts. How can you tell?

Yeah, you just have to meet them and then

try and judge if they're gonna stab

you or not. If they seem nuts or crazy,

then end it, leave. If they seem

okay and nice, then you have to trust,

follow your gut.

You hear all these horror stories on the

internet, but then you have to remember

that all of these horror stories are just

a very, very, very small percentage of

what actually happens in the real world.

Why would she stab you? I don't know,

maybe she's nuts. I don't

think she would stab me. If I thought she

would stab me, then I wouldn't go.

I think that she seems all right. That's

Yeah, I'll take this as well.

Do I need more underwear? I don't want to

pack too much. If I run out of underwear,

I can just buy some more.

It's not expensive to buy underwear and

socks, is it?

I watched this movie called Colony, and

then the whole world's frozen over and

there's a band of survivors, and then they

get a signal from another colony and they

go and investigate, and then the colony is

inhabited by these crazy people who kill

people and eat them. That guy from

The Matrix is in it, Morpheus. It was

okay, I guess. I'd rate it 5 out of 10.

The ending was a bit boring.

I'm watching a lot of Netflix recently.

Kind of stopped watching YouTube. I'm just

bored. Of watching YouTubers. They're not

interesting. I'd rather watch a

professionally made product

on Netflix, a movie or something.

And I watched this movie called Sniper.

There's some pretty nice sex scenes in

that, pretty hardcore sex scenes in

it that turned me

on quite a lot.

And I watched a lot of wildlife

documentaries, quite interesting

documentaries with David Attenborough.

What else did I see? I saw this movie.

Oh, I saw this other stupid movie about

this woman, and she gets kidnapped by a

Korean drug gang, and then they put drugs

in her stomach, and then the stu— and the

drugs— she gets kicked in the stomach,

and then the drugs open up and then get

into her bloodstream. And then she turns

into some kind of superhero where

she can— well, first she's really

strong and really quick, and then she can

move things around using her mind, and

then it starts getting ridiculous. And

then she, at the end, she can control

time, go back in time, stop time,

teleport. It was just kind of dumb. At the

beginning, it was believable. And kind of

cool, but then it just got silly. And I

was quite surprised with the amount of

Korean I understood. There were no

subtitles. There were no subtitles for the

Korean when the Korean gangs were talking

to each other for some reason. I don't

know why there were no subtitles, but I

could understand what they were saying,

most of it. It's been a while since I

listened to Korean. It was quite nice.

Yeah, it's called Lucy. It kind of felt

like a ripoff Kill Bill.

It's been ages since I spoke Korean. I

think it's been 3 years since

I spoke Korean. Last time I met my Korean

girlfriend was 2016.

I think I'd be too, too shy to speak it

I used to really like Korean music. I like

this guy. He's a rock singer and he has

really long straight hair. I forgot his

name. Kim something. Kim Kyung-ho.

I really liked his music. And then I liked

a few bands. I can't remember their names

now.

I didn't like K-pop. I liked— I like the

old Korean music from the '80s, the rock

And I used to be really into K-drama.

I watched a lot of K-drama when I was into

it.

Oh, I saw a really, really, really good

Korean movie. Last year.

It was a zombie movie, and then they're

trapped on a train, and then they

stop at a train station and they're all

zombies, and then they get back on the

train, and then the zombies are on the

train, and then at the end they all,

they all die apart from the little girl.

It was kind of depressing. Yeah, Train to

Busan. It was a really good movie. I loved

it. My favorite scene was when they

get to this military— no,

they get to a train station where there's

supposed to be military presence, and then

you see all the army standing at the

platform with their backs turned, and you

think, oh, thank God the army is here to

save them. And then the train stops and

they all turn around, they're all zombies.

It was really creepy. It makes you think,

what happened to the army? How did the

army all turn into zombies.

And I like the actor in it, he's very

handsome. What's his name?

He was in Coffee Prince as well.

How do I know it's not another catfish?

Because her Instagram page looks pretty

real and she has videos. Well, she has one

video of it, of her in it,

and she doesn't look like a man or an old

woman, so I don't think it's a catfish.

Watch Castaway on the Moon. I've watched

that twice. That's one of my favorite

movies, Korean movies. I even— I liked it

so much I got my sister to watch it as

well.

It's about this Korean guy and he tries to

commit suicide by jumping into the river

in Seoul, but he fails and then he gets

washed up on some little island in the

middle of the river. And then he just

starts living there like a hermit. And

then there's this weird woman who never

leaves her room, and then she has a

telescope and she sees him. They start

messaging each other, and then at the end

they meet up and it's really sweet.

Quite liked it. It's a good movie.

It's funny, I have a few Korean movies

that I really liked, but I can't think of

a single Japanese movie that I really

liked. Maybe I haven't seen enough. I

don't really watch Japanese movies or TV.

When I, when I was really into Japanese

Japanese stuff in Japan, I just watched

anime. But when I was really into Korean

stuff, I watched K-drama and K-movies.

But now I watch nothing! I watch David

Attenborough talk about penguins and

dolphins,

and there was a little frog that's about

this big and it's transparent.

I became old. I've aged. I became an old

man. Oh, thank you, Neborando.

£1.99. This will go towards your haircut.

No, I cut my own hair. It will go towards

my trip. What was I saying?

Yeah, I've become old. I started off

watching anime like any teenager does,

and then I moved on to K-drama, and then I

moved on to US drama— Walking Dead,

Breaking Bad. And now I watch nature

wildlife documentaries by David

Attenborough, and I also watch World War

II documentaries nearly every day on

the Yesterday History Channel, usually

about Hitler.

It's the aging process.

I just like nature and I like Hitler.

I mean, I'm interested in World War 2.

Hitler's a bad man, very naughty.

What am I going to do in Germany? Going to

pay homage to my savior?

No. I'm not— I'm not

a Nazi. Hitler's very bad.

Well, I like Hitler more than the Nepalese

guy. The Nepalese guy pissed me off and

made my life hard. Hitler didn't really do

anything to me. I was never affected by

Hitler.

This is weird. This is a weird comment.

Do you think I would get banned off

YouTube for saying I prefer Hitler

to the Nepalese guy that I worked with?

He was less annoying. I don't really feel

annoyed by Hitler, really.

He hasn't really done anything to me

personally.

I feel a bit worried saying this. I mean,

Count Dankula did get arrested for his pug

thing,

but that was for hate speech. Is saying

what I just said Could that be counted as

hate speech? It's not hate speech.

Hitler just gave orders, he didn't kill

anyone himself. Yes, that's true, and the

only person who did kill Hitler was

Hitler, so maybe he's not so bad.

Do you speak any German? If not, you're

gonna have a bad time. Oh yeah, right.

That's what people keep trying to scare me

about. I'm not gonna talk to anyone.

Why would I need to know how to speak

German?

When am I going to have to speak?

And look at my face, I look Asian.

They're not going to expect an Asian guy

to be able to speak German, are they?

Okay, teach me German now. How do I say I

don't speak German?

I did see a program on TV when they went

to Germany and the presenter said— he

walked up to some guys and he asked them,

excuse me, do you speak English? And then

they said back to him, um, do you speak

German? In like this rhetorical way,

sarcastic way. Oh look, it's a black cat.

And then I saw this other program. They

were in Russia on some train, and then the

guards came along. They were really angry,

and the guards or the police were shouting

at the presenters something like, speak

Russian! This is Russia! And then the

presenters were saying, I'm sorry, I don't

know how to speak Russian. And they were

getting all upset. I would never go to

Russia, ever. It looks really scary.

Those people are brave who voluntarily go

to places like Russia or North Korea,

Cuba. I would never go to any of those

countries, even if you paid

Besides, German looks pretty easy to pick

up. Looks very similar to English.

They're both Germanic languages, English

and German. Same grammar, a lot

of the words are the same.

I'll just use Google Translate.

Look, I have Google Translate here.

Oh, I better download the German

dictionary translation file. 44 megabytes.

I wonder which language on Google

Translate has the biggest download file.

Let me see.

Finnish, 41 megabytes.

Latin, why would you need Latin?

Portuguese, 46 megabytes.

Swahili, 40 megabytes.

Vietnamese, 44. Welsh,

39. I'll go with German for

Bist du homosexuell?

Is it, is it accurate?

I don't need to speak German because I'm

not going to talk to anyone.

Why would I need to talk to anyone? In

Japan, I never spoke to anyone even though

I can speak Japanese. I never used it.

I went to a shop, put stuff in a basket,

and then I paid for it. And then they'll

ask me, do you have a points card? And I

would say no. That's it.

Or they'd ask me if I wanted to heat up my

food, I'd say yes.

Will my German date help me out?

I guess she would if I'm with her.

I don't know. I'm not expecting her

to, to babysit me. That would be kind of

sad.

I'm not sure what's gonna happen. What if

we really like each other? Do you think

she would move in with me in the Airbnb

and then we'd live together? That would be

a bit fast.

I'm not sure which one would be better.

Maybe we could just meet up occasionally.

But if we move in together straight away,

it'll be nice because, you know, sex every

night. But then how would I make videos if

she's unemployed? She'd be in the house

all the time. I'm not sure what

would be best. Just see what happens. I'm

not Not really making any plans. Just go

and meet her, see what happens, see what

she wants to do.

I would like to live by myself for a bit

though, just to see if I can fend for

Hug my mother before I go to Germany. I

might send her a message saying sorry.

Yeah, I think I will actually. I don't

want to leave whilst we're in silent

mode. Um, okay, what should I

say? I don't want it to sound too soppy.

Um,

But what am I saying sorry for?

She's the one who should be saying sorry

to me. I didn't say anything bad. I didn't

call her any names on the video. I just

told you what she said to me and that she

nags me a lot. I didn't call her anything

horrible. Why do I have to

say sorry?

She said to me, Daniel, I'm sorry I let

you down. Thank you so much for putting it

in the YouTube. From today onwards, I

won't go into your room. Now I know you

think I'm just complaining about

everything and people. Well, I'm really

Uh, I'll just say I was just

depressed that day.

Don't take the video so

seriously. There, done.

I'm not sure where she went. I think she

went to work, but isn't it a bit late to

go to work at 12? I don't know, sometimes

she goes to work at 12.

What date am I leaving? I'm not going to

tell you the exact day that I'm going to

go because I don't want to end up Like Ice

Poseidon and get arrested at the airport.

Have you seen Ice Poseidon recently? He

looks so depressed. I have no idea what's

going on. He's having all these problems

with the FBI, and apparently he's been

banned from streaming in LA, and then

apparently he has to pay all this money

for a lawyer. I feel a bit sorry for him.

And then everyone's hating on him, saying

that he lied or something, or he was doing

some kind of scam. I stopped

watching him because he, he got too over

the top. All this— he starts doing all

this crazy stuff. I liked it when it was

simple and it was just him walking around

interacting with strangers. Then he

started bringing all these weird people on

the stream and then doing this streamer

house thing. It was just boring. I liked

it when it was realistic, but now it's

just too over the top. He ruined it.

He should have kept it simple.

I've gotten a lot of invitations in

Germany. Someone asked me to come to some

place called Stuttgart or something. I got

invited to Munich. And Berlin and

Cologne. Or is it— I

think it's pronounced Cologne.

Ice is in Japan right now. Oh yeah, I need

to watch that. I've, I've always said,

why doesn't he go to Japan? It would be

really interesting. Hopefully he's not

being followed around by a bunch of— I

hate that Mexican Andy guy. He's so ugly.

I mean, he's so boring. I hate all these

other people who just follow him around,

not really contributing to the stream or

interrupting the stream.

I like it when it's just him on his own,

not when he's surrounded by a bunch of

people.

Where else should I go? I would like to go

to Berlin for at least a day or 2 since

it's the capital.

Can you go to Hitler's house? Is it an

attraction like Van Gogh's

house in France? I went to Van Gogh's

house. It says he lived here and he hung

himself there. That's kind of depressing.

I went to Paris in 2015 with the Korean

girlfriend. We went to Paris and then we

went to some little village where Van Gogh

lived. And we went to a French restaurant

and it was fine. We just pointed at the

menu, didn't even need to say anything.

And we had— they served us these square

chips or fries. I guess you're gonna

complain about me calling them chips.

They're called chips, okay? They served us

these cubed chips And

I think we also had salmon. I can't

remember now. Such a long time ago. And we

got lost, and then this French guy just

came up to us and tried helping us, but he

didn't speak any English. And he was

explaining— he was trying to say something

to us or giving us directions, but we

didn't know what he was saying because he

kept speaking in French to us.

Didn't like France. I kept getting

grabbed by these groups of black men

trying to sell me stuff. One guy, he just

grabbed my wrist, started tying something

to it, and I tried getting away,

but he wouldn't let go. I had to pry his

fingers off one by one. They're so

desperate for money. They stand

around in gangs, and you walk past them,

they try and grab you. It was scary.

Couldn't believe it. And it wasn't in some

shady place. It was in the main tourist

attractions. You know that big cathedral,

and even around the Eiffel Tower. And I

said no, no thank you. And he wouldn't let

And then in the video, I described the.

The group of men as a gang of men, and

then all these idiots in the comments kept

saying, they're not a gang, they're just

immigrants. And then I said, when I say

gang of men, I don't mean they're in a

criminal gang. I mean they are a gang of

people. That's what a gang means. It's a

group of people. You can have a gang of

kids or a gang of old people. Doesn't mean

they're in a criminal gang. It's just

describing several people standing around

in a group. And then people saying that I

shouldn't have assumed that they're in a

criminal gang because I said it was a gang

of men. Stupid people, don't even

understand English now.

And then people complain because I pointed

out that they were black. They say, why'd

you have to point out they're black?

Well, why do I have to point out that

they're men? Why do I have to point out

that they're human beings? Because I want

to. I want to give you an idea of what

they look like, okay? How come

you're showing your driveway in the

stream? Because I'm waiting for my gaming

laptop. I got an MSI. What,

what model is it? Let me check.

Nintendo Switch was not enough. No, I

don't like playing games on my Switch.

I'm just not really into it. I want to

play Rainbow Six.

I got an MSI GP63 Leopard

8RE065UK. Why do they have such terrible

And tomorrow I'll be setting it up. I need

to install a lot of things. I need

Streamlabs, I need Rainbow Six, I need—

that's it actually. I thought I needed to

download a lot of programs. Oh yeah, I

need Steam, Rainbow Six,

Streamlabs. Is that all I use?

I think that is all I use on, on the PC.

What else do I use? I use Edge and

MS Paint.

Oh, there's something I really have to do

in Germany. Sample the bacon.

I have to get German bacon and then cook

it and do a German bacon review, Cooking

with Daniel. I'm gonna get my own little

cooker. There should be a kitchen in the

Airbnb, and we'll do some cooking live.

Oh yeah, I need Filmora 9.

That's it, really.

I'm looking forward to cooking. I haven't

done any cooking since I got back, so I

can't go to the supermarket, it's too far

away. Can't go to the petrol station

because I used to work there and the

people I worked with are still working

there. Can't go to Co-op because it's so

I want to do some cooking livestreams,

and I want to do German cooking with

Daniel, and I want to have

sex, but that's a secret. I don't want to

get sued. She can't sue me now,

I'm in Germany. As if the Japanese court

will have any power over a British guy

living in Germany. What are they going to

They can't catch me now.

I'm a fugitive.

I can't believe my laptop still hasn't

come. I reset all the passwords on

everything, so I should be safe.

Come on, give me something

good. Who's that?

Why?

Why?

Okay, I was just checking messages.

Sorry about that. Where were we?

Watching your videos motivate me to study

and go to university. Why? I didn't go to

university. I didn't study. I turned out

just fine.

I wanted to unbox the laptop on stream and

have a fun time with you guys. They said

it would be here by 8 PM and now it's half

past 6, so it's only an hour and a half.

I'm gonna get some food quickly.

I think she did make this for me.

I don't know what it is.

Why didn't she say it's for me?

I guess it's for me. Who else is it for?

It's a bit weird though.

It's like a potato Spinach

omelette.

She should have put some bacon in it.

I need to eat up all the bacon. There's

still 2 packs of it left, and I'm only

here for a few more days,

so I need to finish all the bacon quickly.

It's

very hot.

I need a drink.

Look, I found a beer. Who wants to have

beer? San Miguel.

I can have a beer. I'm, I'm an adult.

I'm a grown man.

Smells like

beer.

Oh, it's very tasty with this.

Oh.

I'm not sure if you can hear me.

I think the stream crashed. Press 5

if you get— if you can hear me.

I'm nearly done. Give me a second. I was

very hungry.

Oh, I feel sick now.

Where's my laptop?

Oh, look, it's that cat. Hey, that's a

different cat. This one's really fat.

It's a fat one.

Oi! Hello! He turned—

it turned and looked at me. Who's my

friend? Where should I put this now?

Put it here.

Okay, I'm, I'm full.

It looked like that skinny black cat went

down there and then came back up, and then

he was fat. He put on weight pretty

Chihiro is in the chat.

No, she's not.

I just had a bit of gas. I'm okay.

What am I gonna do in Germany?

Um, I'm gonna play Rainbow Six and

do a bit of shagging,

sample the food,

do some shopping. Maybe I'll just buy new

clothes. I've been wearing this for about

4 months now. It's getting

a bit boring to look at, isn't it?

Brown, brown patches on my elbows.

Is this live? Yes, it is.

This beer's pretty good.

Will I stay in an Airbnb?

If I like it. If I don't like it, I'll

just stay for a few days, maybe 5 days,

and then go somewhere else. If it's not

terrible, then yeah, I could get an Airbnb

for a month or Or maybe, maybe a few

weeks.

It depends. Maybe living by myself in an

Airbnb isn't so great, and then I'll miss

home, and then I'll just come back. Or

maybe I'll meet a really nice girl, and

then I wouldn't want to leave. Who knows?

Find out when I go to Germany. We'll find

out together. That's what makes it an

adventure. We, we don't know what's— even

I don't know what's gonna happen, so I

couldn't tell you. Anything could happen.

I want to take some nice photos,

go to the major touristy places.

Play some Rainbow Six. I have good

internet because I'll be staying in a

city. I won't have to stream at full 360p.

Hey,

maybe I'll do some Rainbow

Six streams. That'd be fun.

Oh, we could order pizza. Remember when I

ordered pizza in Japan? They got all

excited at the hotel. That was my first

ever time— first time ever ordering pizza.

Who remembers the pizza guy? That was

funny. They got so excited.

Have I ever gotten nudes from a fan? Yes,

I got a lot of nudes. I put them in my

Aren't you getting social anxiety going to

a country where people don't speak English

or Japanese? No, I'm not.

Actually, it's nice because Um,

I don't have that pressure to make small

talk or chitchat or even

talk at all.

It's hard to explain social anxiety.

People think I'm lying about it because I

don't have any problems meeting girls or

just flying off to a different country.

That's not really what social anxiety is.

Social anxiety is feeling uncomfortable

talking to strangers and

social interaction. I can meet girls,

but I, I feel uncomfortable about it.

But because the reward of having sex is so

great, It means that it gives me the power

to push past it.

Oh, please stop spamming F.

Makes me depressed. Oh no.

Why?

Why is this happening? It's Tuesday.

Wait, is it streaming?

I can't tell if it's streaming or not

because people keep saying F.

Let me check.

Testing.

It is streaming. Why are you saying F? If

it's streaming, stop saying F because then

I'll think it's not streaming. If it's

streaming, stop saying F because then I'll

think it's not streaming.

I like the echo.

My stream health is on orange, which means

Uh, it's a bit laggy. Why is it laggy on

Tuesday? People should be at work, not at

home. My video bitrate

is at 500.

I hate this stupid internet here. I can't

even stream.

Can't even do my job.

I can't see the chat because everyone's

spamming F.

I thought people liked ASMR eating sounds.

How come whenever I do it, everyone says

it sounds disgusting?

Let me check. I have no messages.

Nothing. Nobody loves me.

My Instagram's dead.

Life is kind of boring right now.

My laptop's still not here and it's 7 PM

and it's supposed to come by 8.

Do you think I made the right decision to

get divorced? I hope so.

Everyone wants to know what I'm eating.

It's a weird mixture of potato,

eggs, and spinach. It's a bit strange.

It says arriving tomorrow on the way.

What? Arriving tomorrow? But I ordered it

next day delivery.

Oh, everything goes wrong.

I ordered it on Monday for next day

delivery on Tuesday. And now it says

arriving tomorrow by 9 PM.

Now it's

not coming today.

No, I don't think it's coming today, but I

ordered it for today.

Stupid Amazon.

Oh well, it doesn't really matter.

Even if it came now, it's not really that

interesting. It's just a laptop.

What do you mean, no, I didn't make the

right decision to get divorced? I wasn't

happy. It was boring.

We kept arguing.

It was cozy and comfy. It was nice having

someone, but then it was boring not

being able to go out and find someone

else. I kind of contradicted myself. It

was nice having someone, but it was boring

being stuck with the same person. Doesn't

make sense.

And all the snooping was irritating.

She kept snooping on my Discord, my

streams, and she was in contact with

people who hate me and they were sending

her stuff.

I kept saying, why'd you keep looking?

Why'd you keep look— looking for dirt?

Well, she found it. I hope she's happy.

I always feel kind of depressed after I

drink. Beer. Now I feel depressed.

This is why I don't drink alcohol. I like

the taste, but I don't like the feeling

you get after you've drink— drunk drinks.

I don't understand why people like getting

drunk. Is it supposed to feel good?

I always feel bad after drinking alcohol.

I don't feel good. I feel dizzy

and my head's heavy, and then I feel

depressed.

I like the taste. It tastes nice. I like

the bitter taste.

Some people, they drink and they get drunk

and they, they look so happy. Oh, I forget

all my problems. It doesn't make me forget

my problems, it just makes me think about

my problems even more.

Yeah, I should drink some water. I haven't

had any water today. I had a cup of coffee

and then a beer. Coffee's not good either.