Live Q&A with Mila [FJjQR99qO7w]

How to make an egg sandwich. A whole egg sandwich. Oh, is it working?

I don't know. Hmm, it might be working. Turn that off. It is working. I think it's working.

Is it live?

Yes.

Move.

Why? It's very hot.

No audio, someone say.

That's stupid, there is audio.

Why are you laughing?

The donation goal. Ah, did you see it?

Yes. Nobody's gonna donate 800.

That's why I put 800.

Wait, did someone donate 1?

No, I just put 1. It looks better than 0.

Talk to them.

I don't know what to say. We need to wait until there's more and then you can answer questions. I'll just sit here.

No, why? It's your livestream. Last time you did the same.

It's Q&A with you.

No, with Mila and Daniel. Guys, it's a Q&A with Daniel. Ask him something, anything.

They already know everything about me. They're bored of me. They want to know about you now.

Should I already answer those questions?

Yeah.

I'm shy. I'm 170 centimeters.

Oh, thank you.

I am Mila. This is Mila.

See, I should have put Dutch girl instead of Mila.

Why?

They might not know who Mila is.

Well, obviously it's me. There's no other person in the room.

Daniel, you seem more happy now you guys are pfc't.

What?

What?

Oh, perfect. Thank you. Yes, I'm very happy.

You say that with such a straight face. Daniel's faking his happiness.

Or was I faking my depression?

Maybe.

I was faking my misery.

We'll never know. Yes, I'm not Japanese.

You're not Asian?

I'm not Asian. I'm half Dutch and half Brazilian. Yes, I have eyes now. I cut my bangs. I want kids someday, but not now. Maybe 10 years later. I will not marry Daniel. What?

Why?

I don't need the visa.

My new wife.

I don't have Discord, and I'm not on Daniel's Discord. I have a life.

I haven't been on it much either.

Do you like bursom?

I got bored.

Do you two like bursom? What is bursom? Bursom?

Do you two like bursom?

Yes, I like bursoms.

I don't know. What does it mean? Where's your wine?

My wine is finished.

You drank all the wine? Yes.

She is such a good Daniel.

Don't mess it up.

Maybe I'll mess it up.

Where's my red light?

Someone said my name is Helen.

Is it? Maybe.

Maybe. Sim, eu posso falar português. Meu mãe é do Brasil.

It's boring because Daniel saw even his fans were calling him out. Calling me out for what? Because they're butthurt because I didn't go meet the Swedish girl. Stupid people.

Maybe in the future.

Moaning because I didn't meet someone who I never even met before and didn't even promise anything to. Delete the whole stupid Discord if you piss me off. Idiots. Whining because I didn't meet some girl.

Happy birthday to Pia, birthday cake.

What, is it Pia's birthday?

I guess so. Happy birthday, Pia.

Happy birthday, even though you called me out.

She called you a danker something.

I don't remember what she called me. Kankermochel. Yeah, in Dutch.

I thought it was dankerfool. No, kankermochel. Why is Daniel stuck at 105K subs? Because people keep unsubscribing.

Aww, poor guy.

Idiots.

You need to come up with better content.

Every time I upload something new, a bunch of people unsubscribe, so it goes up, then it goes down, then it goes up, and then it goes down. Why subscribe if you're gonna unsubscribe? Don't subscribe in the first place. Calm down, Daniel, you're getting triggered.

Someone remembered my age. Daniel can't cheat, you can't go outside because of corona. He's stuck in the house.

Oh, really?

Does that make you sad, Daniel?

No, I'm satisfied with you.

Okay, for now.

You satisfy me for now.

Mila, do you have any plans for what you will do when Daniel cheats on you? Will you break up with him straight away or give him a second chance?

I can't break up, we're not in a relationship. Smells like dick.

I washed it.

Smells like you.

Hmm, she said I smell like weed. She said my armpits were like weed.

He never puts deodorant, he always smells so bad.

She said it smells like weed.

Yes, it does. Let me smell it. It still does smell like weed.

I had a shower a few hours ago.

But you didn't put deodorant.

I don't need to. I'm not going anywhere.

Daniel likes to be smelly. I'm not hiding my eyes. My eyes are right here. Can't you see?

Open them wider, like this.

Then I look crazy. Yeah, ik ben Nederlands. Ik kom uit Nederland.

Didn't I put Dutch girl in one of the titles?

Yes, you did.

This is why I call her Dutch girl. People complain saying I call her Dutch girl instead of her name. Then when I call her by her name, they're all like, who's Mila? She's the Dutch girl. Oh my God.

Is Daniel good at cereal?

Yes, he has a big spoon.

We do 2 precisions.

No, that's not true!

How many?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

I know how to do 5.

5!

We did 5.

You need to get your counting in place.

We did 5 out of how many possible ones are there?

Should we try other ones?

Can do. Her laugh. Hoo hee hoo. Is that how you laugh?

I don't know. I laugh like a normal human.

I want my hair clip.

Where is it?

I didn't fix my hair properly.

Why do you have so many?

In case I lose them.

I'll clip it for you.

No. It has to go like this.

Why?

So I look beautiful. You look like BTS member Mina. You're so lucky. No, I don't. I don't look anything like BTS.

Which one from BTS?

Are you half white, Daniel?

Yes.

OMG, you look like BTS member.

Mila, you're so lucky. I hit the jackpot.

She got BTS member. Hmm, what shall we talk about?

How long are you staying with Daniel and why?

Why am I staying with you? I can't go back home, Netherlands closed.

Dutch girl, come to me, I pay you.

Yes.

Leave him.

No, I will not leave Daniel. Maybe if you buy me a ticket to Korea.

What? You can't, country's in lockdown.

Is it?

You're stuck here.

No, Korea's still open, I can leave. Maybe I'll leave at night when you're sleeping. Why is it going so fast?

I don't know, read it.

What? I can't read, I just see Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un. Do you have a humiliation fetish?

No.

Do you not?

I don't think so. We're in lockdown, it's so boring.

Huh.

Actually, it's the same for me.

Nice earrings. Move your head a little bit, shake it. Weird.

That was funny.

Daniel, you're a pedophile.

So?

So? You don't care?

What would you like to talk about?

I don't know.

What's on your mind? Tell the people.

No!

It's like a therapy session.

You're supposed to tell them something. It's your channel.

I can't when I'm not alone.

I can't reveal stuff about myself. If they'll ask me a question, I'll answer it honestly. Ask me anything.

Okay, is Daniel leeching you or are you leeching Daniel?

No, we're doing Dutch pay. Well, I stay for free. I'm a bit leeching.

We did garden work. She mowed the lawn.

And he chopped the tree.

Yeah, we chopped the tree and we need to chop that part over there. You know, when we walked out to the path?

Oh yeah.

It was all blocking.

We need to cut out the way. Is Daniel leeching you? Oh, you're leeching Daniel.

Ik ben 25 jaar. Ik word in september 26. Als ik in Nederlands praat, kan Daniel me niet verstaan.

Wat?

Ik ben slechte dingen over je aan het zeggen.

Wat? You want to marry me?

No!

I heard marry.

No, I did not say marry. Should we get married just for fun?

Get married for views?

Yes.

Like the first time.

Oh no, you're so mean.

No, I didn't. Or did I? Who will know?

I have travel plans, a lot. I want to go to Korea.

Hmm, I wanna go to the dentist.

Have you two shared cereal or not?

Yes, many cereal bowls.

My dentist appointment got cancelled. Stupid virus.

Zuid-Holland. I cannot go back to the Netherlands. I should have called the immigration, but I didn't, so now it's too late.

She, Hero, is prettier than Dutch girl.

Oh, it's subjective. I think you're prettier.

Liar!

I think you're the prettiest girl I've ever been with.

Oh, you're so nice. That person just sent a heart.

It's a yellow guy blowing a kiss.

But why can you not see it?

I'm not sure. Hmm, very generous.

I never fought or argued with Daniel, but sometimes he give this look.

What look?

Sometimes you have a look on your face. This look.

This look.

Today when I asked you to take off your sweaters so I could wash them, you looked annoyed.

I was.

Daniel was wearing the same sweater for like 7 days.

It was only a few days. I wear them for at least a few weeks before I wash it. It was too soon.

But it will smell like smelly armpit.

It's okay.

Hmm. If you want to get rid of me, you should buy me a ticket to Korea.

No, you're mine. Ah, you're mine. Daniel got a BJ from a Japanese guy. She already knows.

I know, he told me. He went to the park and that guy sucked him off and Daniel liked it.

Didn't like it. I didn't cum, so it's not gay.

I should show Daniel some gay porn. I forgot.

Oh yeah, I said—

If you didn't get hard.

Daniel got a BJ from a Japanese guy in the park before.

I said let's watch gay porn and then if I get hard, that means I'm gay.

I should not forget. I should do it tonight. Mm-hmm.

But if I do get hard, then you have to sort it out.

It's your problem. No, then I'll just walk away. Then I'll get a call guy for you.

No thanks.

Both of you, when was last time you took a crap?

Yesterday night. What?

You haven't had one today?

Not yet. How about you, Daniel?

I did one in the morning, if you must know.

I should wear a strap-on to satisfy you.

Looks painful.

I want to say something.

What?

Daniel likes something weird.

What? What do I like?

He told me to touch his bum.

All guys like that.

No, they don't. Yeah, maybe you're secretly gay.

Most guys like a finger up the bum.

No. I'm a Virgo. You're Pisces.

Pisces.

What is ligma?

I don't know, there was some kind of meme last year to do with— who's that Twitch person? Ninja.

I don't watch Twitch.

Some stupid meme, can't remember now.

Yes, I like girls too.

You're a lesbian.

I used to go to lesbian clubs when I was in Korea all the time. It's fun.

She's weird.

The Hong Kong man is very jealous of you, Mark. Hong Kong man?

He's not a man, he's a retard.

Hong Kong retard.

He stopped posting, didn't he? The last video they made was like a week ago now. How many more does he— he's made 10 videos about me now with my ex-wife.

He doesn't get tired of you.

I think they still have more.

Read the Korean one.

Can you not speak Korean even after living there for 5 years?

Oh wait, who is this? How does this person know me? Why does this person know that I lived in Korea? Oh, maybe they were in the past livestream.

Did you say?

Oh.

나 한국 말 할 수 있지? 근데 여기 UK야. 여기 해야지.

Very nice accent.

I know. French girlish. I didn't speak Korean in like six months. It's awkward.

You should meet French girl. Who's French girl? She's the one I made into a lesbian.

French girl? Ah, this one.

The one I met in Korea.

I'm not interested. I saw her. She's not my type.

She's got big boobs though.

How do you know?

She showed me.

What the fuck?

I have them on my phone.

Do you want to see? Yes. Wait, she shows her boobs but she doesn't show her face?

She showed me her face to me.

All right, she took off her mask.

But not on camera.

Mm-hmm. And then she dumped you for a girl?

No, she rejected me.

Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina.

Stop!

Am I annoying?

No, that's too long.

What do I like about Daniel? I already said last time, he's weird. Like it.

What is—

why is it still going on?

It's finished. See, being weird is not always a bad thing.

Yes, it's a good thing. Kuma wayo. Is that actual Korean people that watch you?

I don't know, maybe. I didn't know Korean people watched me.

Mm.

Miele, why is Nobita more successful than Daniel?

Who's that again? Is that that weird Asian-looking guy? No, that weird Japanese guy? He makes study videos?

Yeah.

Mm. I don't know.

I don't know. More people want to learn about Japan than they want to learn about my life. All he does is make videos about Japan.

Maybe you should make more videos about Japan.

I did, but no one watched it.

Why I Hate Japan?

It's called Stupid. I gave 10 reasons not to come to Japan.

Daniel, what do you think about his channel?

Who?

He asked a question. Oh, where is it? Ah, there. Daniel.

Oh, that guy. I watched some of them. He made music videos using my voice.

Weird.

It's like lo-fi music. Do you know what that is?

Yeah.

Hey Daniel, I started watching you a few years ago when I moved to Aomori, and I just want you to know that you helped me with my depression out here.

Oh, thank you.

You made him feel not alone. We're in this together. Luffy loves you guys. Thank you.

Love you too, baby.

I learned Korean while drinking.

Hmm, he's not Korean.

Does it sound cringy? A little bit. No, it's weird. I miss speaking Korean.

You Korea boo.

Yes.

When you guys going to beach?

No beach.

We can go to the beach. We'll get a fine.

We're in lockdown.

Demonetized. S-O-R-O-N-A virus. S-O-R-O-N-A virus.

S-O-R-O-N-A virus. S-O-R-O-N-A virus.

S-O-R-O-N-A virus. Hmm. I'm from the Netherlands. Do you still use water wings to swim? What does that person mean?

You know those floating arms you put on your arm?

Do you use them?

No.

He's a man, he's grown up.

I don't like swimming. The water goes up my nose.

But that means you can't swim for shit because that's what happens to me.

It splashes upwards.

That's weird, that only happens to you.

I need to get a clip for my nose like this.

Yeah, next time when you go to the beach, wear that. Beautiful. What does your mom think of me?

She thinks you're very loud.

I'm not loud!

She's also loud.

Yeah, she is more louder than me.

Why does everyone hate Daniel?

Why? Yeah, why do people hate Daniel? That's stupid. People have nothing better to do. It's your biggest fan. Who is it?

Do you have to be drunk to fuck Daniel?

No.

But you said if you weren't drunk, you probably wouldn't have come to the hotel.

Yes, that's true. The first time.

What?

I mean, depends, but would you have asked me to go if I was not drunk? You wouldn't probably, because you took your return ticket to go back with the train, so you didn't expect it, right?

Yes, but I was gonna ask you anyway.

Really?

Because we kissed.

Yeah, in the noir barn. If you kiss, then you have to ask her to go to Koh Tao after. No, you don't.

You have to escalate. If we just kiss and then say, oh, bye—

That's what normal people do.

But I'd regret it. I keep thinking, what if I ask her? She might have said yes.

Well, I don't regret going.

That's good.

It was nice.

But I was so drunk.

Yes, quite drunk.

To be honest, the first 2 times weren't good for me.

You don't remember? Do you remember?

I had such a headache and I felt so tired I lost my erection.

What the fuck?

You don't remember?

No.

I felt really embarrassed.

I don't remember that part, but now you told me.

And then we fell asleep and I woke up and I was horny like usual. Oh, it's so bad. I also masturbated 2 times before meeting you.

What? Why would you do that?

Because I didn't think anyone— anything was gonna happen. So having loads of drink, being really tired, and masturbating 2 times before doing it does not help.

So you do really have a sex addiction.

I do.

We didn't have sex 2 days ago. I told you, Daniel, I'm tired, I'm gonna sleep, and you said okay.

I don't want to pressure you.

That's nice, he's a nice boy.

I don't want to make you feel pressured.

Aww.

I'm sweet.

Yes, 800 for just a kiss.

We won't get to 800.

Yeah, I don't think so. How long will you stream for?

Maybe two hours.

Middelbare school heb ik op moderschool gezeten en daarna toerisme, maar ik ben ermee gestopt. Ik hou niet van school.

What's the best way to learn Korean?

Get drunk, meet lots of Korean people, and get yourself a translator friend. Ask many questions. Yeah, that's the way you do it.

I just had a girlfriend who couldn't speak English.

That could also work.

Come more in the middle. You're in the corner.

I like being in the corner.

Convince him to go back to the petrol station. We went yesterday.

Yes.

We got wine.

He said he saw someone he know, but they didn't recognize him.

Yeah, I saw one woman. I think her name's Kimberly. She's very loud, but she didn't notice I was there.

I don't know what kind of music I like. I'm not good with genres. I just like what I like.

Hmm.

Yes, I can read hunger, but I'm very blind.

Maybe I should update this. 68.6.

What's that?

Total donations.

Hmm.

It's not actually 11.

Oh?

Because it doesn't count the Super Chats.

Oh, really?

When's the baby coming?

When is it coming, Daniel? Hopefully never.

Hmm, 68. Oh no, I deleted it.

Daniel, come to Bristol and have birthday cake with me and Pia. Birthday cake, bring Mila. Flushed face.

Wait, is this the guy who came to your home who said that?

Is it CCM?

Um, yes.

Yeah. Hmm, birthday's over.

Do they meet with each other?

They met once. I don't know how many times.

So do you like your fans or friends?

Friends with benefits.

Have you ever had a meetup?

No.

You wouldn't do that?

No.

Why not? Then everybody can come and meet you. Then you don't have to do all the talking.

I'll just end up sitting there not saying anything, and then everyone will be talking and being loud. It'll be annoying.

Then everyone will look at you like a monkey in the zoo.

I'll just be sitting there like this. I want to go home.

I have Instagram, but it's a secret.

Yeah, don't try and find her social media.

It's impossible anyway.

This is my secret.

Yes, Daniel satisfies me so far.

Why did Daniel ditch the Finnish girl? I didn't ditch her.

It's because of corona.

It's not like we were dating. Why are they effing? Stop pressing F. Usually they press F if the stream goes down.

Hmm.

Um, what was I saying? The Finnish girl. I don't know, I explained it last time.

Been waiting for this to end badly for Daniel.

That's not very nice, so I won't thank you, Judy Babooty.

Judy Babooty.

Oh, now they're all pressing F.

What?

If you say don't press F, they'll all press F.

That's annoying, it's confusing.

Press F if you're gay. Press F if you're jealous of my lifestyle.

Stop pressing F. Fuck you. Oh wait, am I allowed to swear?

It's too late now.

That's annoying.

See, it's working.

Yes.

Do you think I was bad to the Finnish girl? Hmm?

Are you asking me?

Yeah.

How should I know?

Some people think I treated her badly.

Why did you treat her badly?

I didn't.

Because you didn't go?

We planned to meet up, but obviously I can't go now with the virus.

I mean, we were supposed to meet up in Korea and you left me.

I left Korea, not you.

You left Korea, yeah. We were supposed to meet.

Ugh, stop it. Stop spamming. But if I stayed in Korea, then you wouldn't have been able to come.

That's true.

And then I'd be stuck in Korea, and I'd be very bored.

Ik heb heel mijn leven in Nederland gewoond, twee jaar in Spanje en vijf jaar in Korea.

It's going so quickly. Can you give Ellen, the Swedish girl, a shout out? Is her name Ellen? I forgot her name.

Shout her out. Give her a shout out.

Why? No, she rejected me. I took her to a hotel and she said no.

What?

I told you, you know, I I said I brought her to a love hotel in Japan.

Ah, uh-huh.

And asked her if she wanted to go inside.

But you said it was daytime.

It was.

And you guys were just walking on the street.

Yeah.

That's kind of creepy.

I said, come this way, there's some temples. And then I googled love hotels.

Nice move. What the— what are you doing?

We can't see you.

T-shirt has entered the chat.

What's that money? Name change.

Thank you for the money. Why are you just looking like that? So they can't see me. Daniel's mom came in the room. No, don't say mom. Say Sabrina. Say it's Sabrina. Do live cereal.

No, we will if we get to the donation goal of £1. We'll move the stream over to Chatterbait. They gave me 1 penny.

If they give 1 million, they're crazy people.

Don't call my viewers crazy. I love them.

Why does it say 23 hours to go?

Until the donation must be met. Hmm.

Ooh, underwear! We're already at 70. Whose underwear is this? Mine!

No!

This is my underwear! Is it men underwear? I don't wear sexy underwear.

She wears boys underwear.

Yes. You gotta wash your underwear, you know.

My mom's washing her underwear.

Nice.

If all my viewers get the virus and die—

Then you have no one left that's watching you.

I won't make any money.

How tragic.

Make sure no one dies. See if she can hear it. Why isn't it playing?

Cami, do you like Chihiro better than Mila?

What did she say?

Begin.

Cami, do you like Chihiro better than Mila?

I'm afraid they're both the same. They're crazy women. Crazy to be with Daniel.

They're not the same.

Anyone must be crazy in their mind. And lazy. I love them both anyway. Aww, she said she loved me. I've got to wash her underwear.

I brought you a new daughter.

What did the person say now?

They said we want Sabrina. Oh, I should put a donation goal, $200, and Sabrina comes.

Do it, you can still do it.

She's working.

I need toilet paper. Bring her over, it will be fun.

I bought toilet paper last year and you called me stupid. Who's stupid now?

Why did she call you stupid for buying toilet paper?

Because she said she can get it for free.

Oh.

From her work. I miss Chihiro.

No! Chihiro funny girl.

She call me mom. Please say you're joking about live cereal.

Of course we're joking!

Chatterbait.

Your mom is more entertaining than you.

How do you feel about that?

I don't know.

My mum would get banned in a day if she said something about live cereal.

Yes. So don't say the racist things she said.

About the things she said in the comments? No, don't say it. Of course I'm not gonna say it.

We might get banned just for saying it. I really want to say it though.

No!

It's so funny.

Do you want to say it?

No, best not to.

She really is a dominatrix wearing boys.

People are very sensitive when it comes to race, racism.

True.

She is a dominatrix wearing boys.

Boys' clothes.

Boys' underwear.

Yes. Why did they FFF again?

I don't know. She said black people are so black.

No, no, she said one time she bumped into a guy because she couldn't see him. He was too dark.

No, don't say that. People will think she's racist. What does Mila do around the house?

I sit on the couch and then I stand up and then I chop a tree and then I come back and then I lay down. That's what I do.

And we watch Netflix.

Yes.

We watched a movie about a platform with food and it goes down and there's 200 levels. And there's 2 prisoners on each level, and then the food goes down, they eat it. It's weird.

Mila, would you have cereal with your hero? Coronavirus, coronavirus, coronavirus. Daniel's mom, please stop being racist, frowny face.

Nothing, nothing.

I'm not racist. How dare you say I'm racist? We are all human beings.

What else did we watch?

At the end, we watched so many.

The last one was a bit boring.

What was it called? Afterlife? Another Life?

Afterlife? I don't like these shows about VR.

What? That's just futuristic stuff.

I've seen too much of it on Black Mirror. It's kind of repetitive after a while.

Yeah, it's the same.

They go in VR and they get trapped in the VR. Oh, and the VR goes wrong and then crazy stuff happens. It's all just tedious now. I'm bored of VR. Oh, I got a VR set, headset coming tomorrow. I got the HTC Vive and I took my dad's computer down, downstairs to play. No one's using it now. Do all British people like Harry Potter?

You like Harry Potter?

It's okay, I'm not a huge fan.

But you said you liked it.

I don't hate it.

If I try to cook, her mom— his mom will interfere. She thinks I can't cook. She thinks I'll burn down the house.

Yeah, if you try and do stuff, my mom will just interrupt and do it for you. Can't buy anything off Amazon. Everything is out of stock, or you can't get deliveries until April.

I do nothing for a living.

I live.

I'm quite broke right now.

That's why she's here.

I just checked my bank account. I only have like 100 left.

What?

Stupid. Look. How did I fall down?

We can't take you to the hospital.

You should have caught me.

You were too heavy. I couldn't stop you.

I'm gonna cry. It felt like I was falling in slow motion.

I tried to save you.

Oh my God.

What did that person say? Play Half-Life: Alyx. That's why I got it. I saw PewDiePie playing it. It looks fun, but I don't think my dad's computer is good enough. What else should we play? Strip club?

Yes, he said I can sit on his lap so it seems more realistic.

Yeah. I'll be in the strip club and then you can sit on my lap.

Or you sit on my lap and I'll be in the strip club. No!

Mila is a gold digger.

No, I don't like gold. I like silver.

Now who's the leech? See, no one's calling me a leech anymore.

Why were you a leech?

People used to think that my wife— my ex-wife was paying for everything.

Ah, is that true?

It wasn't. She didn't pay for anything.

Hmm.

I'm 27 in Korean age.

Korean age is stupid.

Mm. I mean, I understand adding 1 year because it's like the year in the belly, but adding 2 years is stupid. Yeah.

Well, why don't you add in the father's age when you're a sperm? Why don't you add in the sperm age as well?

That's weird.

I'm actually 95 years old then.

What the fuck?

Because I only exist because my dad existed. I existed. I came out my dad's penis.

Daniel won the race.

How did you and Mila meet?

He popped up into my feed on YouTube and I thought like, oh, this guy is weird. And then he came to Korea, so I texted him. I said, hey, let's meet.

How did you and Mila meet?

I just answered that question.

You messaged me before that. Oh, you asked me if I wanted to.

Yes, but I was just kidding.

Really?

Why would you put her and I on your stupid girlfriend tier list? You are still a leech. I paid for everything.

Stop lying.

What?

Who's saying that?

What? What?

Oh, Chihiro.

Wait, that's not for real though.

It's not actually her. Mm.

You divorced me for this girl. I just watched your last video and it fit perfectly. If you're reading this, stay blessed.

Thank you. Yeah, that was funny, the last video, the intro. I put the full version of it on Instagram. I had to cut out the beginning for YouTube because it was too graphic. She was humping my bottom.

You liked it?

It was nice.

He looks like a teen.

No.

He looks like a little baby.

No! Aaaah!

What? Yeah!

I didn't touch it.

You touched my boob.

It's fine. She always hides her eyes.

My eyes are open now.

What happens if you lift your fringe?

No, I don't like it. Maybe I'll do it one day. I'll livestream with my fringe up.

I don't actually know what she looks like when she doesn't have a fringe. When she's sleeping, I'll lift it up.

No, there's some pictures on my Instagram without a fringe.

Hmm.

No.

It looks like I'm touching it. I'm not actually touching it. Oh, thank you, Louis Soft. We don't smoke, do you?

No, I don't. Of course I don't, otherwise you would have noticed.

True.

But you smoke sometimes. You smoked with the Korean girl pretending to be cool.

But I didn't like it. It was bad.

Smoking kills coughing. JK, you're really cute together.

Smoking kills coughing? It doesn't make sense.

Is your mum annoyed with Mila being at your place?

Maybe.

I think she likes it. Maybe she was lonely.

Does she?

Maybe she was lonely.

Hmm.

And now we're all here together.

She's kind though. We made the bed today together.

Did she see the blood? Did she see the blood on it?

Ow!

Stop pinching me.

Why would you say that?

I didn't know.

Daniel peed the bed last night.

I didn't.

You did. The bed was wet.

It wasn't. It was just sweat.

Uh-huh.

I was having a very intense dream.

What kind of dream?

With you.

What did you dream then?

We were naked.

Who's Pauline?

Stupid woman at the job centre who used to nag me.

Hmm.

I used to save up money from unemployment benefits. I used to live off unemployment benefits to go to Japan. Before the days of YouTube.

Why were you a bum back then?

Because I was lazy.

You didn't want to work for your money?

No.

Government leech.

They owe me.

They damaged me mentally during their school system using those Danny, make me an admin on the Discord, he'll deal with the haters for you. Red heart, say hi to your mom for me. Red heart, Mila.

Oh, thank you. Maybe I will make you admin.

I can understand Afrikaans a little bit. You had a wet dream.

Maybe. Sometimes I wake up in the morning really hard and I'm looking for you and you're not there. You went for a shower.

Yeah, it was already 10 o'clock.

Oh, I woke up at 6 and I was waiting for you to wake up.

I had cereal last night.

I had to do it myself.

When your mom cleaned the bed, she said, it's okay, Daniel chooses.

Daniel's juices.

Daniel's juices. She said it's okay.

Sad that Mila isn't going to be a long-term GF to Daniel. You are extremely entertaining together, and I bet you guys could come up with some really creative collabs, fake drama, and good videos together. Please keep in touch in the future.

Did she say fake drama?

That was a very long comment. I forgot what it said already. Why is it sad? Oh, sad that you're not going to be a long-term girlfriend.

Goodbye, Daniel.

Oh.

How long will it last?

Forever.

You have a weird black thingy on your lip.

Ow!

I can't get it off. You should look in the mirror.

It's the spot on my lip. Oh my God, I'm not sick.

Daniel has corona and he's going to infect the whole house.

I've just got itchy chest.

I don't study. I dropped out of school.

You didn't finish school?

No, I didn't. I stopped high school. I didn't finish high school. I finished school when I was 19, 18, and then I started working.

I finished.

Good boy. Just high school?

Yeah. But it's a waste of time.

It is.

Might as well quit. What did I gain from finishing secondary school?

Yeah, what did you do with it? Nothing.

Nothing.

You started this stupid YouTube channel.

It's not stupid. I made many friends.

It's stupid in a good way.

It's fun. I wish I dropped out.

Hmm, then you could have started YouTube earlier.

Wasted half my life at school for nothing. Should have started a YouTube channel sooner.

Hmm.

In the 2010s.

Why didn't you?

Because I was scared. I was shy. I didn't like the way I sounded or looked.

I made a best friend tag before with my best friend when I was 15, but it never got uploaded.

Where is it now?

My friend has it on her computer. I keep telling her to send it to me, but she said it's too cringy, so she doesn't want to.

Hmm, I see. Will you make my problem with Mila when she leaves?

Yes, he will.

No.

What will you come up with? I'm curious.

She keeps going for a shower straight away in the morning.

Won't let me have cereal.

I'm not ready to wake up.

Why always wear 2 different socks? So weird.

They're just black socks.

They're not! Look, he's wearing 2 different socks every day.

Who cares?

Smells like washing detergent.

We haven't been outside today.

No, we haven't.

We might cut some more trees. It was quite fun actually.

Mm, I like chopping it up.

I think I'm getting muscle on my boob.

In your dreams.

I am, look. Feel it.

Ow! Daniel has a super small nipple.

It's just a normal-sized nipple. They've already seen it. Really? Oh wait. There's one video I have at the end. It zooms into my nipple slowly. It's called Why Japanese Women Love Me, and then at the end it starts zooming into a picture.

With a naked thumbnail.

Yeah, when I'm like this.

Yes.

And then it starts zooming in to my nipple. Sabrina, Sabrina, come here. They want to say hello.

You're livestreaming.

It's Sabrina.

Hi! What are you talking about?

My nipple.

Ew! I don't wanna hear about your nipple.

We finished. There, say hello everyone.

Hi everyone.

His view—

your viewers think I look like a man.

No.

That's what they said.

When?

In your video, because you filmed me when I was working. They said I look like a middle-aged man.

I didn't— how do you know? I didn't see that.

I saw it.

Where?

It hurt my feelings. I cried.

I didn't see those comments.

Why do you have a clip in your hair?

Because my hair keeps flopping down here.

I feel like I'm on display.

It's like we're in a zoo and they're all watching us.

I know.

It's weird. The camera is making me look huge.

Why?

I don't know, I've just been eating too much, not going outside, not doing my one daily exercise. Help us chop some trees.

Help us chop the trees.

Sorry for scaring you, Sabrina.

That was him, the guy who came.

Oh, it's okay. I thought you sounded very nice. Have you seen him that time when he came to the home? No, I was scared, so I was hiding. I had my phone out ready to call the police. Oh my God. It's only because I heard a, um, I heard a news article Sabrina, do you like Chihiro or Mila better?

S-O-R-O-N-A-V-I-R-U-S.

I think they're both lovely and very friendly girls/women.

It keeps spamming the virus.

How do I stop that?

What's happening? Why did they do that?

Is it finished?

We can't hear the next one.

I can't stop it.

Very nice.

Is it finished? Yeah, finished.

Mina, Daniel is a plant. You need your head tested.

A plank. What is a plank? Plankton?

A handsome guy.

That's not a plank.

Don't be jealous. It's not reading.

Yeah, the life wasn't not reading.

Me and Daniel—

What? Why is this one coming again?

Because I pressed refresh.

What did it say? I missed it.

Oh, I pressed it too many times.

Me and Daniel is the plan to get your hair tested.

It's true.

It said, Sabrina, you're very good-looking. Ah, thank you, that's nice. And someone said you're very classy. Threesome, please.

No threesome.

That's— Internet sex.

Sabrina, you're very good-looking.

Oh, I want to save that message and wake up to Sabrina, let me tap that, please. No.

You should get the Scrabble app we were playing on. Scrabble Go. It's fun.

Can you play it 2-player?

You can play 3-player. Yeah.

Is it possible? 3 people?

Should be able to. Maybe.

I don't know, I think we should make a board out of paper like Mila said. Yeah, we should. No, he said that. I thought it was you. No, it was him.

It'd take ages.

We could try, or we could make a Ouija board. But I got the karaoke out for you.

Oh yeah.

And you didn't play it.

I don't know how to set it up.

Don't sit on the bed, Sabrina Daniel just taught us.

The bed downstairs.

It's clean.

Where's my tissue roll? Oh, someone took the tissue roll out from our room.

Not me, I didn't go in your room. Your mom said, oh, this is where all the toilet paper went. Every month he's washing it.

It's much easier back at the house.

Caesium. It's a guy.

Oh. No, don't come to Athens.

Really? It's a little weird.

Only girls allowed.

No.

Come, you can stay in my room.

Your red lights are hecking my eyes.

Why?

I don't know, it's bright.

It makes it romantic.

Look. How nice.

Sit closer.

How do you mean? I'm sitting close already. Are you two sick of each other yet?

No.

That was a fast answer.

I gave her alone time in the morning.

I had, what, 1 hour? Yeah, 1 hour.

Would you get tired if you're with someone all day long?

Yeah, it's hard being with somebody. I told him that. Yeah, you need some time to—

Shut my face.

You need some time to refresh. I was living with my best friend for a little bit. It was actually quite annoying. Yeah, it's difficult. Because we also used to work together, so we were really together like 24/7. Yeah, it's all day long. Mimo, Mrs. Mimo.

Nice to see your happiness during these dark times.

Thank you, Andy.

Can you give £2? Sabrina, come in. Somebody offered £200. Mrs. Mimo, go sit here. Come here, come here, my darling.

It doesn't feel like Not much has changed because of the virus.

Because we're tucked away in the countryside. Why'd you close the curtain?

Sabrina and Daniel want to date your mommy.

No.

Mum, they want to date you.

Is it a man?

Is it a man? Are you a man?

How old are you?

Ask him, is he good in bed? Oh my God.

Where's Mima?

There.

Can you see her?

Meow! Meow! Mrs. Mima.

She came into our room and then she was lying down on the bed. She wouldn't leave.

You put her there.

I thought she'd just run away. I brought her into the bedroom, then she just sat there. What's she doing?

What the—

She's sneezing.

Oh no, she has corona!

Where's she gone?

Mimo! Meow!

They can't see.

Meow! We should have bought more Prosecco.

She was getting drunk.

There's more at the station. It's just 2 for 16. They didn't have Moscato.

Daniel's harem has arrived.

Well, goodbye. Goodbye.

Goodbye. We're doing a Q&A tomorrow, Sabrina. Live Q&A with my sister.

Oh no, what you doing?

This memo is better Mrs. Nemesis.

No, stop spamming!

Is this the same person who keeps doing the corona?

I think so.

My leg is not a drum.

I'm massaging you.

I'll massage you.

Oh yes. Sabrina's gone. She got bored of you guys. Hello?

What the fuck?

Where's your cut? Ugh.

I care too.

Stop cutting yourself.

Give me a kiss. I'm in pain.

We didn't reach the donation goal.

I live at Daniel's house.

I adopted her.

I'm a sad orphan. The viewers dropped from 800 to 700.

No, it's still 795. It's quite a lot of people though.

Sí, yo hablo español un poco. Habito en España por los dos años. What language am I speaking, Daniel?

Spanish.

Attempting to.

Quality content.

Do you think you'll have more viewers in 10 years or less?

More.

Staying optimistic.

I'll be famous.

Maybe you'll have a million.

Maybe.

Did you turn off the sound?

Oh yeah, I forgot to turn it back on.

Did you do it on purpose? No.

We are getting bored of your channel. Just stop.

Yeah, well, I'm getting bored of you.

Daniel, do my feet smell? Yes!

They smell nice.

What do they smell like?

It doesn't smell like anything, actually. Really?

What you looking at?

Do we have any interesting items?

Is this mouth spray?

No, it's lip cream.

I want some water.

Water?

Yes.

Not wada.

Water. I want some water.

Water.

You need to put some deodorant. No.

Wait.

Why? Do you like cold?

It's cold.

Yeah, this type too. Please open your arm.

No, you missed. You're missing it. It smells too strong.

Smells like men aftershave.

It reminds me of school when we changed our clothing in—

In the gym class.

Yeah, and one of the kids had a shit and it smelled like shit, and the teacher sprayed deodorant to cover the Oh no. But it just smelled like shit and deodorant.

That's not delicious.

Reminds me of that. He is happy, I hate it. Yeah, haha.

What kind of laugh is that?

I don't know.

Take this off, it looks stupid.

Oh.

Looks silly. It's better.

It makes me beautiful. All the stupid people saying karma is gonna get you, Daniel.

Someone said karma isn't real.

There's no such thing as karma.

I believe in karma.

Really?

Yeah, if you do something, it comes back to you.

I don't think so. Maybe I'm proof karma doesn't exist.

Maybe he should get a schoolboy haircut.

How?

Like this. Can I take off your glasses?

Okay. I can't see.

It's okay, they can see you. How does it look?

I can't see the chat.

Here. You look like a different person without glasses.

So do you believe bad things are gonna happen to me?

No, maybe you'll get corona and then I'm in on your karma too.

Mm-hmm.

No, but you didn't do anything bad. Why would you get karma?

I cheated.

Ah, true. Yeah, someone might cheat on you, might come back to you in a different form.

Maybe.

Like you're doing cooking with Daniel and you accidentally chop your hand off and then you're handless.

But that's just me being clumsy.

No, that could be karma.

I don't think so. Why did you delete my comments on your cooking channel? Because you're stupid.

Did you delete comments, Daniel?

I didn't delete anything.

Daniel deletes comments.

If you write a really negative comment, then YouTube automatically removes it. It even removes my own comments on my own channel when I'm trying to tell people to fuck off. And then I refresh it, then my own comment isn't there. And then I put the dash above the U, and then it stays.

I'm not a cheater. That's cute.

What?

The 2 little—

this one. This one?

Yes.

Social distancing emoji.

What the fuck? Aprende inglés en la escuela. Sí, vamos.

I would forgive you if you cheated on me.

Would you? You would rant about it. Dutch girl cheated on me.

Only once, maybe twice.

W, W, W. Thank you.

What does that mean?

I don't know, like a website.

Oh wow, thank you, Adri G. No, karma is not real. I refuse to believe it.

What goes around comes around.

Rubbish.

Karma's real, by the way.

Lol.

Also, she a keeper, Daniel. She cool even though you might fuck around on her.

Fuck? Fuck?

Fuck?

What the fuck?

Maybe she cool with that too. Were you going to Sweden to see a bash?

What? What did that say? Even though you might fuck around on her, she cool with that too. Were you going to Sweden to see a besh? What's a besh? I was planning to meet a Finnish girl and then Miira came to London.

Randomly.

And I wasn't sure if I was gonna go anyway because of the virus.

Did you think I was actually gonna come when I texted you, should I come?

Yeah, I thought you were gonna come. I didn't think you were serious about staying here.

Hmm, well, that wasn't the plan.

But you asked me that straight away.

Yes, true.

You asked me if you could stay here.

To not pay for the guest house.

Really?

Yes.

I don't mind. I like you here.

Aww, he a good boy. Ow!

No, that's my anime spike. You know, the anime spike.

Like this?

Yeah.

Beautiful.