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Nice sunset.

Okay,

what should we do today?

Where am I at? How do people still not

know where I am? I've been in Manchester

for like 3 months now. Still in

Manchester.

Look, they had this marathon yesterday.

So noisy all day long.

They had all this stuff down there on, on

the street, like a finish line and this

guy on a megaphone. I'm not sure if the

finish line was down there, or was it the

starting line?

Where's Old Trafford?

I think this was the finish line.

Yeah, 9:30 to 3 PM. What's that?

3 PM must be when it finishes.

Oh no, it says here starting line. Why is

the start line here in the middle of

the line? I don't get it.

Where's the finish line?

Very confusing map.

Volunteering. Imagine volunteering.

It said 40,000 people took part. I just

saw loads of crowds out here and they were

setting up a tent,

but I didn't see people running. I guess

maybe this was the finish line. Whatever,

who cares. What have I

been doing? Um, I've been hanging out with

my new lady friend.

Don't know if you saw my new video. Seems

like a lot of people didn't see it.

Seems like a lot of people don't see any

of my videos these days, no matter what

Only got 10K views. I thought that's what

people wanted, you know. See me hang out

Maybe we've just reached a point where it

doesn't matter what I do. I mean, I could

go to space and people wouldn't care.

Well, at least I can say I told you so.

If anyone keeps on going on about, oh,

your channel's dead because you never go

outside, I went outside and they're still

dead. So what do you know? Why did I show

the girl? Because she said she's okay with

being in the video, and I don't really see

a problem with that.

I mean, if they say they're okay with

being in the video Then what's

the problem? I mean,

it's not like I'm gonna fall in love with

her and then she's gonna dump me because

of people messaging her again. As if the

same thing's gonna happen again like last

year. Things never happen 2

times in a row, so I'll take my chances.

I hung out with her again last night. We

went walking about. We went to the

university, we went to the

Manchester University. We walked up and

down the streets, got McDonald's.

It was quite nice.

And then my leg started hurting, my Joint

pains came back, came back last, last

evening. It's not so bad now. Usually it

gets bad around— when it does get bad,

it starts going bad in the evening and

then it gets really painful in the night,

and then by morning it's mostly gone.

It's really weird. It's just really

annoying when you get into bed and you

need to go to the toilet and then it

really hurts to stand on Your right leg.

Sometimes the worst time is when it hurts

on both legs, both joints, joints, and

then it's like it's like torture trying

to walk. Maybe I need a walking stick,

or they the young kids call them mobility

aids, don't they? They're not called

walking sticks anymore.

It's a stupid arthritis joint pain I've

had since 2014. I still get it.

Once you start getting it, you'll get it

for the rest of your life. It doesn't go

away. I think I've had it twice now

this month. It's a bit annoying.

Very hard to make love as well. When your

leg hurts.

Daniel, can you remember me? We talked on

Instagram. I don't remember because

you probably have a different name on

Instagram and you don't have the same

picture, so I don't know.

I don't remember.

I actually found out why my food bill has

been so expensive because I keep buying

these stupid protein yogurts. These

protein yogurts are like £1 for one, and I

kept buying 4, and then it made my total

food bill, um, it became

nearly 20% of my food bill. I stopped

buying them now because I think it was

giving me pimples. And then my food bill

last time was only £13, and I got all this

food. I got a whole box of chicken wings,

I got This pork

casserole thing. I think that could be 2

So if I can get my shopping done, only

£13, and I go shopping once a week, my

food bill is not even going to be £50.

That's insane. I've got some white

chocolate as well. I can't

believe it's only £13 and I got all this

food. And then when we went to the Korean

restaurant, it cost like £78.

For just one meal. Well, technically 2

meals because it's quite a lot.

Chocolate's really good when you're

I feel so stupid because I got a really

expensive menu. At the Korean barbecue,

cuz I wanted to barbecue the meat, and I

thought I'll just get like a barbecue set

thing, and then they'll bring out a bunch

of stuff. And it was £40, and it

was for 2 people, and I was the only one

eating most of it, cuz I didn't realize

she also got her own dish. So I

ended up not eating half the meat, so it's

£40 for one meal. What a waste. I should

have just picked one of the £10 dishes. I

always do that when I go to a restaurant,

end up ordering too much.

But yeah, it was quite nice at the Korean

restaurant. It's been a while. There's

actually a decent one Did

I pay for her meal? Yeah, because I

invited her out, so,

um, I thought I would pay for it as well

because I'm a nice guy. See, people always

say I treat women badly. And they just

focus on like one or two bad experiences I

had, and then they just completely ignore

every single good thing I've done, like

paying for meals and opening the door.

And I hate it people keep saying I treat

women terribly when every time I upload a

video with a girl, I've got to delete and

ban like 20 people who are just saying

mean things about the girl in the video.

I'm not the one who's horrible to women.

Fucking toxic viewers.

I had to ban like 20 people after I

uploaded that video,

deleted maybe 15 or 20 comments that

were just being mean to her.

There would have been more hate comments

if I hadn't already banned like hundreds

of people. It's why my comment section's

so much better now. So I just banned all

those stupid toxic people hating

on me for being horrible to women.

They're the ones being horrible to women,

not me. I was only horrible to like maybe

a couple, and I had my reasons. I'm not

just like horrible to all women for no

good reason. I mean, they're, they're

massive hypocrites. Because they accuse me

of being horrible to people when I'm only

horrible to people because I feel like

it's justified because I've got reasons.

And then they're hating on me because in

their minds they're justifying it because

they've got reasons. So then in the end of

the day, they're the same as me. And then

they've got the nerve to like dislike my

videos and insult me all the time. Bunch

of idiots. As if they don't hate certain

people for their own personal reasons.

Oh, thanks, Mark. Does the girl know your

channel? Yeah, she's a viewer. She said

she's been watching for a few years, and

then one of her friends told her that I'm

in Manchester.

It's funny because her

friends think I'm like this psycho, like

everyone does. Everyone thinks I'm like

this weirdo psycho. And then we met up and

then she was like, oh, you're actually

kind of normal. And I said, yeah, that's

what I've been trying to tell everyone the

whole fucking time, that I am a pretty

normal guy. And all these idiots keep

thinking I'm like, oh, psycho, we need to

go to mental institution, need to be on a

watch list, blah blah blah.

Because people don't understand when I'm

like taking the piss and trolling. They

think I'm like that in real life.

Oh well, I can't complain, I guess, if

that's the kind of image of yourself that

you put out there. I just didn't expect

people to take it so seriously.

So whenever I take a video with someone,

there's always comments saying stuff like,

oh wow, Daniel looks like a normal person,

because I am a normal person, God's sake.

I think that person heard me. I just heard

footsteps out there. He probably heard me

go, I'm a normal person.

I mean, I don't act the way I act in

videos in real life because that's just

stupid. I always

find it weird when people say, oh, I

thought you were gonna be like a psycho.

I mean, what did they expect me to do? If

I was to live up to people's expectations

of what they think of me in real life,

what would I be doing in real life? Like,

start a conversation about how stupid my

ex was?

Oh, thanks, Kerry, for not being late.

I think the spamming thing's under

control. I got the whole spam thing

settings, um, set up quite well.

Fingers crossed. We'll see if the spammer

starts spamming again.

I think it would help the Streamlabs spam

protection.

How's stocks? Well, I did a pretty good

trade today, made $50.

It's kind of annoying because if I kept

holding it, it would have been like $120

now, but I sold too early.

Yeah, it's nice, um, having someone I can

hang out with and make videos with. She

said we could do other stuff and we could

film it. She might even get me some

weed. I don't know if I want to do that

again because last time I got

high— well, I said what happened last time

already.

She said she can get me the good stuff.

Becoming a drug addict. Drug addict

arc. I don't really get

addicted to substances. I get addicted to

things like video games and stocks and

sex, maybe.

Yeah, I wonder where we could go next.

But the problem is I feel like people

still aren't gonna watch unless it's

drama. Like, we could go to all kinds of

cool places and people still won't care.

I'd get more views just by making up some

bullshit about my ex-wife. You see, my

last video about Chihiro has like 24,000

views and it's all like a load of BS. I

gotta clickbait that more. I could do My

ex-wife doesn't want me anymore. Sad face.

And I could do why I wouldn't get back

with my ex-wife. I just milk the ex-wife

stuff now. I don't really see—

I don't really see Chihiro responding

anyway. And at this point, I don't really

care if she'd like made a reply video.

Be good for engagement, actually. I feel

like I'm emotionally detached from the

whole situation enough where I don't

really care. What happens now. So I'm just

gonna make like a bunch of ex-wife topics,

probably. I saw her online yesterday.

It's been a while since I saw her online.

Maybe she was talking to my mum.

But yeah, the funny thing is, um, you

know, I've recently been making these

financial videos and they get shit views.

They get like 8K views. They make more

money Then these like ranting girl topics.

I made $60 from the 9K viewed income

stream video, and then the video with the

girl going to the restaurant only made

about $27 even though it has more views.

So yeah, I'm just kind of testing the

waters between these financial videos.

Even though they get rubbish views, they

make more money, which is kind of weird,

but they're just really boring to make. I

don't feel excited to make them. I don't

care what I'm saying in them, and people

don't feel interested in them. Still a

couple thousand who do, which is nice.

Oh, thanks, something Greek

name. I'm seeing recently you said,

when do you think you see yourself being

able to say you love me, but we've only

met 4 times? Is it a red flag?

Yeah, kind of weird. I mean, I never even

said I love you to Chihiro once, and we

were married for nearly 2 years. I don't

think I've ever said I love you to any

girl, actually. It's just weird.

It feels like you're only saying it

because you want them to say it back to

you, because you want some validation that

they love you. And it's stupid because you

can just easily say I love you and not

actually mean it. So it doesn't prove

anything. I can say I love you and then

not actually love you, and then I could

actually love you and then never say I

love you. So what's the point of it?

I never said to Mila I love you. Maybe I

should have. It just would have been

really weird. She would have been like,

okay. I think it would have freaked her

out if I was like,

oh Mila, I love you so much.

You're like an angel that came down from

the heavens. It's just kind of gay.

I mean, it's kind of lame. I went to the

gay village as well. I went to a lot of

places yesterday. We went to this place

called Curry Mile. It's a street where all

they have is just Indian food and Middle

Eastern food and Turkish restaurants, and

I didn't see a single white person.

There, it was like being in a different

country. It was really bizarre. It's only

like half an hour walk away.

Then you walk down this street and it's

all mostly white people.

It's just weird. Everyone just segregates

naturally towards their own people, don't

And we walked down Oxford Street, which is

the street that has all the fancy

buildings.

I feel like if you say I love you to a

girl too early, they think it's kind of

weird. You just— you sound really clingy

and desperate. You're mainly saying

it because you want them to say it back,

and then they feel pressured to say it

back, and then if they don't say it back,

then you feel bad, and then they also feel

bad.

I don't really care if a girl said it to

me. I think

love should be shown through the actions,

not through words.

Also, it's very scary going outside after

5 PM on Friday or Saturday. Sunday is not

too bad because all the party crazy people

probably going to work tomorrow or school.

But you go out on, on Friday or Saturday

because I, I was kind of late going

shopping for food and it was about 6 PM.

I went to Aldi. All the police were like

getting ready for to break up the fights.

All the police were lining up on the

streets All the drunk people

were starting to come out, like the

football hooligans. It was a bit

intimidating, to be honest.

It wasn't like this in Japan.

It was a bit scary. And then today they

were setting up a tent there and there

were a load of police cars. Don't know

what's going on. I don't know,

sometimes this city feels like it's a bit

on edge, like a riot could

break out any moment. It doesn't really

feel very safe sometimes. It's just like

the constant police presence, all the loud

rowdy people, like they want to— they've

got all this energy bursting out, they

want to fight or something. It's just like

testosterone. Fueled men everywhere, full

of booze. The lack of war probably brings

this out. Like they just want a war,

don't they? It's why we need a World War

Three. Dig some trenches and send them

there. That will sort them out.

Do you think like the toxic masculinity

just builds and builds and builds until

there's a war, and then the only thing

that brings the toxic masculinity down is

like a massive war? Like a stock market

crash, but instead of stocks you've got

toxic masculinity, and then the crash is

having like a massive war, and that will

bring back the empathy and compassion to

You just have low testosterone, or maybe

I'm just a civilized being who doesn't

like acting like an animal in the streets

and shouting like an idiot. Maybe I'm just

on a higher level of intelligence.

Maybe as testosterone goes up,

intelligence goes down.

I mean, Japan is probably the least

testosterone-fueled toxic masculine

culture. And, um, yeah,

it's a much nicer place over there, and

their economy is much stronger than ours.

So what does that tell you? I bet you

could make like a chart graph of all the

countries that have the most testosterone

and masculine men, and then they'd

probably be at the bottom of like shit

countries. I don't know, I don't

know. That's just the theory. When are you

going back to Japan? Well, people are

saying that there might be a possibility

end of this year they might reopen to

students and business people.

I don't know. How come Martina gets to go

back to Japan? Bloody Martina. It's like

she gets into Japan whenever she wants to.

I was shocked. You know Simon and Martina?

She's back in Japan now because she's got

a special YouTuber visa. I don't

know how she does it. She needs to make a

video explaining it because I'm pissed

off. All of us normal people desperate to

get back into Japan, and then we can't.

And then she has like golden ticket.

First she lives in Korea for 10 years,

and then she just magically moves to Japan

and then moves back there again as if

there's no border control or anything.

It's like she manages to go anywhere she

wants to whenever she wants to.

Yeah, she's probably employed Or sponsored

by some kind of entertainment agency, and

then she has like a long-term visa.

Why did they even leave Japan in the first

place? I don't understand what happened to

Simon. He looks like a nutcase now. Have

you seen Simon and Martina's videos

recently? I made a video about them on my

second channel and it got loads of views.

Now I'm starting to realize that actually

talking about other people's drama is is

also profitable.

I can't believe you've got 12,000 views.

That Simon, he used— he's changed so much.

He used to be so bubbly and outgoing and

seemed like a fun guy, and now he's like

this zombie version of himself.

How can people change so much?

So now I'm shifting my focus from making

videos about my own drama to now I want to

make videos about other people's drama

because there's other people out there who

have much bigger audiences that I could

take advantage of. I got 57,000 views

on my Simon and Martina video, and then my

second one got 12,000 in the first 5 days.

Now I'm talking about Trisha Paytas. The

problem is I really don't give a shit

about this stuff, and I don't have an

opinion because I don't care. But I've got

to do some reading and find out what's

going on to form a quick opinion, or just

copy other people's opinions.

But it's so much better than, like,

using your own drama, I guess. Well, I

don't have any of my own drama right now.

It's hard to have drama when you're not in

a relationship and you don't really have

friends or anything.

The thing is, you have to be quick though.

I should have made the video about Trisha

Paytas last week.

Gotta be more on this— on the ball.

Gotta start following all these tea

channels so I can find out what's going

on.

But yeah, it's very profitable if you are

into this stuff, and you can make a quick

video about giving your response, giving

your opinion. I don't know why people care

about random people's opinions, but they

And then I look at the audience analytics

for my Simon and Martina videos and it's

like 80%, 88% female. Just proves females

love their gossip and their drama. All my

videos about stocks and tech is like 90%

male and anything drama related is like

80% female. It's crazy.

This is so easy to see. I mean,

it's obvious, but when you see it on,

on a visual graph, it's kind of funny.

Oh well, unfortunately it means people

just not— well, people don't care about me

anymore anyway, so this is why I'm making

this change. I think

I've milked my own personal issues and

problems to the point where it's actually

more profitable and beneficial to stop

milking my own stuff and now milk someone

else's stuff. I reckon I can milk the

ex-wife stuff more because

there's still probably like 20,000 idiots

who don't like me, but they still click on

the stuff where I'm talking about my

The milking ain't done till the cow's dry.

You also have to make good thumbnails.

Yeah, my recent pictures where I use the

gender thing and I make myself look like a

girl, they actually work. They seem to be

getting more clicks. It gets more

attention when you're a cute girl. Oh, I

could pretend, oh, I'm transitioning. I'm

Danielle now. Because I think it's weird

because my voice is a man's voice. Maybe I

can get my sister. I'll write out the

script. I'll get my sister to read it out.

Or I could pretend I'm like a

transitioning— what are they called?

Gender fluid.

I should get a wig, shouldn't I? So I look

My name's Daniela. I'm currently

transitioning.

Oh my goodness, what is becoming of

society?

Use Audacity to raise the pitch of your

voice. I think I can do that on

PowerDirector, but then it makes you sound

like a chipmunk. And also I've got to

speak slowly, otherwise I run out of

things to say and I've got to make the

video 8 minutes. If I speak too quickly by

raising the tempo, then the video

is only gonna last 4 minutes.

Yeah, I'm very disappointed at the views I

got with the last Not the last one, the

Korean restaurant video. Guess now even

having a girl in the video is not enough

to get people interested again. I wonder

if I make like a fake I got a new

girlfriend video. Don't know.

The problem is, you see, I've made a lot

of videos where I've met girls and I check

the analytics You know that French girl I

met in Korea got 40K views? It only made

$62 because the CPM is rubbish when

you just have meet girls as your topic.

And then the one when I met Mida only made

$58 and it got like 36K views.

And then my video about boring stocks,

which only gets about 8K views, makes $50,

$60. So yeah,

starting to rethink a lot of things about

It just doesn't make good money, the girl

stuff and the going on dates stuff and the

hanging out with friends stuff. I make

more money just from like talking about

how much money I make, probably.

What are you gonna do then? I'm going to

make videos about financial topics,

passive income,

and random YouTuber drama with other

YouTubers. Become like a tea channel.

And then personal stuff I'll just talk

about in my live streams. I think that's

But then how many videos can I make about

passive income? I already made like 5,

and I'm kind of running out of things to

talk about when it comes to stocks.

I got a $14 CPM on my passive income

video. Which means it made $6.50 per 1,000

views. That's crazy compared to the

video at the Korean restaurant. I only got

a CPM of $7, which is like half of

the stock one.

If Japan opens soon, would I skip Greece?

No, I still go to Greece.

I'm still interested in Greece. It's just

there's a couple girls who want to meet

here that I want to meet first, see what

Make up crazy stories about your life. I

don't know what to make up. Problem is, I

don't really— I'm not good at making up

stories. I've got a very bad imagination.

Otherwise I'd be— I don't know if you saw

any of my webcomics, but the stories in my

webcomics were just so bad because I'm not

good at story creating.

I'm good at telling a story that's already

happened, I guess.

It's just I don't really have any stories

to tell anymore.

What story could I tell?

Yeah, then I ran out of stories.

Oh yeah, the LA girl was messaging me

again. She said she would be willing to

fly here, but then she disappeared again.

Maybe she changed her mind. First she said

she would pay for me to fly out there. I

mean, you don't have to pay me as long as

you— well, you can't promise, but as long

as I think that you would actually meet

me, I would be happy to pay for it myself.

It's just the reason why I wouldn't go to

LA is because I, I feel like she's gonna

ghost me or catfish me.

I think America reopened now to tourists

if you have 2 vaccines.

I've only got one.

I'm gonna make my famous barbecue chicken.

Where are my scissors? Oh, here.

Oh my God, it smells— smells like

farts. What the hell? When's the expiry

date? 29th of September. It's only the

27th today. Why does it smell weird? Oh my

God, it smells like my foreskin does when

I don't have a shower.

Jesus. Oh, it smells like

rotten eggs.

Is it possible I'll date the new girl?

Uh, I don't think so.

Who knows? Why does it stink?

I remember it stunk last time as well. I

mean chicken wings. It was over a month

ago now.

Raw chicken's always a bit scary. I didn't

put the foil because

your fridge is small. Why? It's not open.

I just opened it.

I feel like every time you open a packet

of meat, it smells. Why does it smell so

bad?

Use-by date, it says 29th of September.

Today's 27th, so what's the problem?

What is the problemo?

I got chicken wings and white rice.

Yeah, raw chicken is always kind of weird,

isn't it? It's probably the scariest of

raw meats. You always hear things like

someone got food poisoning from chicken.

You never hear people get food poisoning

from bacon. I feel completely fine

handling bacon.

Jeez, there's so much in there. How many

chicken wings do I have to eat?

Oh, it stinks.

Smells like fart.

Get an air fryer. Yeah, that sounds pretty

good. And then it'll be crispy.

Ah, this one's like— oh, why is it kind

of black and grey under there?

Maybe it's just veins. Oh, look at all the

juice. Can you imagine drinking that

juice? Chicken juice. Ah, meat is

disgusting. Why is meat so disgusting but

then at the same time so delicious?

The raw meat is just disgusting, isn't it?

Look at it, it's just like flesh and skin.

Oh, the blood on it. Oh,

disgusting.

I've got a lot of seasoning.

All those people kept complaining about

how I don't season food. Is this enough

seasoning for you? Idiot.

Am I gonna cook it all? Yes, so I'll have

it for lunch as well. Oh, there's still 2

left. Should I cook all of it? I might as

well at this point.

Oh, this one's huge. I don't like it.

Have you ever put raw chicken in the bin

and just left it there for weeks? That

does not smell nice.

Ah, so slimy. Okay,

first I will start the seasoning with a

base of barbecue seasoning.

Barbecue. Oh, thank God for that.

The barbecue smell just gets rid of the

disgusting putrid raw chicken smell.

Barbecue. Oh, I should get that Turkish

shawarma powder. That's pretty nice. In

memory of the Turkish girl,

her sacrifice will not be forgotten.

I wonder if she's got a boyfriend now.

Didn't she delete her channel too?

Everyone's deleting their channels.

Shin deleted hers. I don't think

Pia deleted hers. Turkish Girl deleted

hers. Chihiro went missing.

Just me left grinding away,

shouting into the void. The void

of irrelevancy. Is that enough seasoning?

Okay, now we got some garlic powder.

What happened to Tomoko? All these little

channels, like spin-off channels that

emerged after I effed them.

It's pretty funny, isn't it? It's like a

trail of destruction.

Throw it out? No, it's fine.

It's just a bit smelly. That's what

seasoning is for.

Oh, it's a lot of garlic.

It was smelly last time, wasn't it?

That chicken is bigger red like them. My

date— would you like to

come over to my place if I would make you

dinner? Do I need salt? I don't

know if the barbecue seasoning has salt in

it. Oh, it does.

Maybe I need a bit more salt.

Like Ainsley Harriott style. I miss

Ainsley Harriott. Remember when he was a

meme? It's funny,

it's just like this random UK

chef became a massive internet meme. Why?

Why did he become such a massive meme? So

random. I used to watch him

when I was a kid. He did this show called

Ready Steady Cook. And then two teams

would cook a recipe from a little bag of

ingredients, and the audience would vote

red peppers or green. Is it green peppers

or red tomatoes?

Do do do do do do do do

do do do do. I feel like these days they

don't really have many cooking shows.

They got that stupid British Bake Off cake

show, rubbish. What happened to all the

food shows? Like all the cooking chef

shows? There used to be loads of them when

I was a kid. There was Gary Rhodes, he

died. The 2 fat hairy bikers.

And then you got Gordon Ramsay, Jamie

Oliver. Gordon Ramsay,

traitor. When he got big, he went over to

American TV.

I remember when Jamie Oliver was first on

TV. He was so young, his face was so red.

He used to slide down the banister spiral

staircase. He used to be called the Naked

Chef when he was first on TV, and his

girlfriend Jools.

I remember those days. It's pucker,

innit? He used to speak like an idiot. I

think he still does. My dad used to

complain all the time because he would

always touch the food with his hands. My

dad would say, oh, why do these chefs

always have to touch the food with their

hands? Disgusting! I think you know where

I get my complaining from. My dad would

complain all the time every time there's a

cooking show about people touching the

food, making the food with their bare

hands. As if

he didn't make sandwiches with his bare

hands. It's not like he put on rubber

gloves to assemble his sandwich.

This chicken box is gonna smell if I don't

wash it. He doesn't say pucker

anymore. No one should ever say pucker.

It's a stupid sounding word.

Pucker, innit?

I feel like the days of the celebrity chef

are kind of over now. Who are the new

young up-and-coming celebrity chefs?

No one. They're all like 40 years old now,

50 years old. Back in my day, it was

really trendy to be like a celebrity chef.

Did I wash my hands with soap? I washed it

just now like this. That's good

enough, innit?

Tiddy Ramsay. Whatever.

Mm-hmm, because Jamie

Oliver, he used to do it in like a really

gross way. He'd make like a salad that's

full of olive oil and stuff, and then he

would just put his hands into it and like

mix it around. I guess in that case,

yeah, just use a spoon. It's a big oily

wet salad bowl. Put, put your hands

in it, mixing it around like a concrete,

concrete mixer.

My chest hurts for some reason, like right

here when I press it. Very weird.

I'm in a lot of pain sometimes. I was in a

lot of pain last year as well. My leg kept

hurting, chest kept hurting, my fingers

even hurt. Everywhere's hurting. Wow,

look at that cloud.

It's like the apocalypse is coming,

looming over the city.

You need an overall checkup. Yeah, I

probably do. I bet I've got loads of weird

stuff like Mr. Burns has, like all the

diseases that exist. And they're all in

perfect balance. I probably got some kind

of weird— I don't know, I must have

something weird with my chest. I reckon

I've got myocarditis, which is an

inflammation of the heart muscle, and

apparently the COVID shot makes it worse.

I'm, I'm not sure if that's what I've got.

Sometimes randomly I get this sharp pain

in my chest And when I breathe in too

deeply, it really hurts. And when

it's really bad, I can only take very

shallow breaths, and then it makes me

dizzy because I'm not getting enough

oxygen. And that lasts for like an hour

before it starts slowly fading away. It's

really bad. I hate it.

It usually happens when I lay on my left

side when I'm in bed. It doesn't usually

happen just when I'm standing up, but

recently it has started to happen just

when I'm sitting down or standing up. Bit

scary. I'm not sure what it is.

Maybe it's a lung thing. Is it a heart

thing? Is it a muscle thing? Am I gonna

get a heart attack? What if I don't even

live past 39?

Not sure what

else could it be, cuz I've had it for

years. I had it ages now.

I thought it was a lung thing cuz my dad

actually said he had this painful thing in

his chest when he was younger where it

would be painful when he had a deep

breath. And there's one time when

something made him laugh and he laughed

and he couldn't stop laughing, and it—

even though it was painful, it kind of

forced him to take a deep breath, and then

he could feel like tubes separating in his

lung, like a pop feeling. I don't think

that's the same. Maybe it's same. I can't

imagine what would happen if I just forced

myself to breathe deeply through the pain.

Bit scary when you get pains.

Organ failure makes you realize,

you know, the only reason why we're not

dead is because we've got all these organs

in our bodies functioning and

around. And if even one fails, then we're

in big trouble. And the fact that it's not

failing, it's all like working fine, is

kind of a miracle.

It's a bunch of flesh sack— fleshy sacks

pumping and doing stuff that we don't even

understand well.

When you get older, you start feeling kind

of fragile. I used to feel like I was

invincible when I was younger. You know,

I saw people getting headaches and getting

tired. I kept thinking, why are they

getting headaches? I don't get headaches.

How come everyone else is suffering from

something? I don't suffer. Yeah, well,

now you do.

When I was younger, I felt like everyone

around me always had some problem. Oh,

someone has migraines, or someone has back

pain, or someone has a leg pain. I kept

thinking, what's wrong with everyone? I'm

fine. Can't say that anymore.

Everyone ends up getting some kind of pain

somewhere eventually.

I don't know what I'm doing that's so bad

though. Maybe it's lack of exercise.

That's probably the worst thing, just not

walking enough. I walked a lot yesterday.

We walked for like 5 hours.

We went from Saint Peter's Square to—

where did we go? I went to Northern

Quarter. And then we went to Oxford Street

and then went to Manchester University and

then that Curry Road place, then all the

way back to Piccadilly Garden.

When did I start having pain? Well, the

joint pain started after I got the

you-know-what from my ex in 2014.

And then the chest pain, I don't remember.

It must be at least 5 years ago.

I need to get my eyes tested as well

because I can't see anything. My eyesight

has gone so bad and it makes me really

nervous when I meet new people because

when you're waiting at the place where

you're meeting, you're looking for them I

cannot tell if it's them or not because

I can't see. They're just like a blurry

blob. And then I feel really awkward

because I look like I'm looking around

looking for them, and then I might look

straight at them and not smile or wave

or anything because I'm not sure if it's

them or not. They need to wear a really

bright piece of clothing. Yeah, when I was

doing Tinder dates in Japan I always,

before the date, I always asked them,

what, what are you wearing? So I could

look out for them. I'd always ask like,

what color, what color trousers are you

wearing? Maybe that was kind of creepy,

but I felt so anxious I wouldn't recognize

them.

So yeah, I really want to get my eyes

tested. So I can see again.

I cannot make out people's faces from the

distance.

It's really helpful if they're wearing

bright, brightly colored stuff like a red

coat.

Got rice here and

might have some celery.

Chocolate.

Mhm. Why is the fridge always so bare?

It's not that bare, is it?

Yeah, a little bit, cuz I only buy what I

need for the next week.

I don't buy a whole month's of food for,

for one in one day. It's too much to

carry. And then if I only went shopping

once a month, I'd only leave the place

once a month. I like having to go and get

food often, so I have a reason to go

outside. Wow, that cloud looks weird.

The rain is coming.

Yeah, the only worry is if I have to stock

up on stuff and I don't have anything.

Maybe I should get some cans of beans.

Beanage.

Where do I get the money to travel all the

time from my YouTube and my OnlyFans,

and hopefully soon my massive stock gains.

Tell us about the girl you went on a date

with. Uh, she's a girl and she

is of European descent.

And yeah, we already met again. We met

again last night. We got McDonald's.

Social Blade says you made nothing from

the channel. Yeah, but how does Social

Blade know? Social Blade is a load of

bollocks. I wish people stopped looking at

it. Social Blade is never right. It says

this YouTuber makes between $100 and

$10,000. Oh really?

The range is just so massive. How can you

even tell? And then Social Blade doesn't

know how many ads are on the video.

Social Blade doesn't know how many

donations you get or how many members you

get. Oh, by the way, Uh, I set, you know,

the videos I took down, I now set them for

members. So if you're a level 2 member,

you should be able to see the videos I

took down. Just promoting it,

self-promotion. I haven't made a post

about it yet.

Yeah, I think that's a good way to do it

because then my classic videos are still

available if you want to support me and

watch them. And they're not gonna

get viewed by people who stumble across

the channel, are they?

How much is level 2? It's $2.99.

You get access to hundreds of videos and

you get special emoji.

You should make a community post. Yeah, I

might do soon. It's just gonna be full of

annoying people saying, uh, no thanks,

Daniel, I'd rather bleach my eyeballs than

give you money, Daniel. They feel so— they

feel like they have the need to say, no,

screw you, I'm not paying. I always

get these annoying comments on my

If you can't go to Japan, go to Thailand.

Um, I don't know, Thailand just doesn't

really interest me much, and there's no

girls who want to meet me in Thailand.

Are you only after Asian women? No, I like

all kinds of women. People think

I only like Japanese women.

Which is not true. It's just that I have a

lot of difficulties getting non-Japanese

women because, as you see from my attempts

at dating here, I don't get any matches.

I've been here 3 months and I've gotten,

what, 7 matches? And then only one met up

and all the others either ghosted or

unmatched me. 7, 3 months. It's just

rubbish. I switched my location to Japan

or Thailand for a couple days and I got

like hundreds of matches.

You just cannot get matches here if you

look like an Asian guy. The girls here

don't like Asian guys. You can say all you

want about personality this and

personality that and about jobs

and money, all it comes down to is The way

you look, and if you look like me, you're

not gonna have much luck. That's what I've

realized. Doesn't matter about how much

money you make; they don't even know

because they don't even give you the

chance to talk to you.

Oh, thanks, Josh. What is an AED?

I'd rather bleach my eyes and and give you

money. Well, you don't have to bleach your

eyes. If you don't want to.

Do I hope to get on a date with Chihiro?

No, I'm already chatting to this Japanese

woman. We already talked about going on

dates and stuff. She said she would drive

me around as well. She said she drives.

She said we could go on a doraibu, a

doraibu, because she lives

in the countryside.

She got a car. Gonna be my new sugar mama.

You take my picture and make a fake Tinder

profile and choose London or some UK city.

I'm telling you, you cannot get matches.

Or just like steal a picture from like a

nerdy looking Asian guy and then see how

many matches you get. Sick and tired of

these people in the comments making fun of

me saying, yeah, but Daniel only got one

date, I get 5 dates in a week. Yeah, but

you're probably like a white-looking guy

with a beard, so there's no comparison.

If I was a white-looking guy with a beard,

I'd be getting dates every day too.

No beard, no pussy.

Oh, thanks, Natalia. Would I ever go to

America? Seems like most guys here would

probably do well. Hmm, yeah,

maybe I'd have a better chance in America

because it's more diverse. I'm not sure.

I wouldn't go to America though because

American girls are so flaky. The flakiest

girls I ever chatted to were American.

They'll just send you nudes on a whim.

You know, it's like, hey, nice to meet

you, here are my nudes. And that's great

and everything, but when a girl sends you

nudes straight away, you know they're

flakes. They're sending you nudes because

they've got no intentions of actually

anything happening, because it's just like

a bit of fun for them. Here, I'm gonna

send Danny nudes, hehe, bit of fun.

They're not actually serious about

anything happening, which is why they're

so easily able to just send you a nude.

If a girl's actually into you and serious,

she's not going to send you a nude.

Because she'll be worried about you

thinking she's a whore.

As soon as a girl just sends me nudes, I

just think, well, it's nice, I guess,

but I'm not going to take you seriously.

They'll probably be like Manchester girls.

They're all flirty until I arrive and then

like, oh, I didn't think you'd actually

come. I don't actually want to meet, I was

just messing. I just— I don't really

trust American girls.

Yeah, and I get annoyed when people keep

saying to me, why don't you just pay for

sex? Because what I'm looking for, you

can't get with a prostitute.

People keep thinking all I care about is

sex, which is not true. I keep saying,

why are you so obsessed getting a

girlfriend? Because there's things you can

do with a girlfriend that you don't do

with a prostitute.

Like enjoying each other's company and

doing stuff together and traveling

together and

actually having a real connection. How are

you gonna have that with a prostitute

unless you're a billionaire and you can

pay for her to love you? And then that's

still sad and depressing.

Why do people keep expecting me to just be

happy being alone for the rest of my life?

It's really weird. As if they're alone for

the rest of life. Bet they've got a

partner or had a partner or would like a

partner. Who wants to be alone for

the rest of their lives? That's just

sad and depressing.

Being single is boring.

I would have to have a major

transformation in my looks in I wanted to

get dates here, and I'm just not

comfortable with making that

transformation because I feel comfortable

looking the way I look. I don't want to

have a skinhead, and I don't want to have

a beard. It's just not me.

I don't feel like that's me.

There's certain things I wouldn't do

alone, like going to bars or going to

places,

because I don't enjoy the place. I'm

enjoying the company, and then the place

is like a bonus thing.

This chicken's taking ages.

And yeah, the beard is fake, by the way.

I don't know why some people think it's

real. It looks obviously fake, doesn't it?

You can see in the video where I've got

the beard filter on, it's like glitching

and vibrating at places.

Some people think it's real. I mean,

it looks pretty convincing. The filter is

quite good, but you look closely, you can

tell it's not real.

Maybe I'll

use the bald filter next. You can do all

kinds of stuff with that app. You can

take— you can remove your glasses and you

can be bald and you can have different

hairstyles. It's FaceApp. I got the pro

version. It's like £30 for the whole year.

You get all these different hairstyles and

different beards.

It's pretty cool.

Did I already talk about the girl I met up

with? Yeah, I mentioned it a bit.