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DO NOT BUY Baldur's Gate 3 - VERY disappointing
2023-07-15 · 9 min
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Hello and welcome back to a new video. So
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0:00–0:01 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_0recently I've been playing the new
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0:01–0:03 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_1Baldur's Gate 3, and as an avid fan of
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0:03–0:06 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_2Baldur's Gate and ARPGs in general, I knew
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0:06–0:08 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_3I just had to play this game.
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0:08–0:09 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_4Unfortunately, so far from what I've
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0:10–0:12 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_5played, it's kind of bland, boring,
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0:12–0:13 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_6uninspired, and rather lacking in luster.
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0:14–0:17 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_7So first of all, I want to talk about the
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0:17–0:18 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_8character creation screen. It's a very
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0:19–0:20 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_9nice character creation on the surface.
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0:21–0:23 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_10The models look pretty good and there are
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0:23–0:25 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_11a few attractive faces, although it's very
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0:26–0:28 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_12difficult to actually make a character
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0:28–0:29 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_13look exactly how you want it to look.
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0:29–0:31 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_14Going through the different faces and
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0:32–0:33 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_15hairstyles, I would say that most of the
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0:34–0:35 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_16characters look very ugly and it's
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0:35–0:36 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_17basically almost impossible to make a girl
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0:37–0:39 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_18look good in the character creation
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0:40–0:41 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_19screen. And I feel like this is kind of
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0:42–0:44 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_20disappointing and a massive letdown
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0:44–0:46 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_21considering the fact that this game is
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0:46–0:48 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_22supposed to be a fantasy role-playing
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0:48–0:50 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_23game. I mean, even Street Fighter 6 has a
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0:50–0:52 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_24better, more in-depth customizable
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0:52–0:54 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_25character creation screen, and that's just
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0:55–0:56 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_26a basic fighting game. So you can't really
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0:57–0:58 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_27alter the way the face looks on a
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0:59–1:01 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_28feature-by-feature level. You can't change
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1:01–1:03 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_29the shape of the nose or the size of her
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1:03–1:05 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_30lips or things like that. You can just
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1:06–1:07 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_31choose from several preset faces, and you
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1:07–1:10 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_32can choose from several hairstyles and
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1:11–1:12 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_33choose the hair color. It's a very basic
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1:12–1:14 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_34character creation menu screen, I believe.
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1:15–1:17 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_35So after making your character, you get
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1:17–1:19 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_36thrown onto this ship. As the beginning of
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1:20–1:22 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_37the game, you're on this flying ship and
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1:22–1:24 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_38you've got to make your way to the helm.
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1:24–1:25 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_39And my initial thoughts was, number one,
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1:26–1:28 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_40why do I have to aim where my jump is.
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1:28–1:30 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_41It's like a point-and-click movement
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1:30–1:32 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_42system which feels very janky and slow and
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1:32–1:35 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_43unresponsive. And as someone who's been
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1:35–1:37 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_44playing a lot of Diablo 4 recently, this
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1:37–1:39 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_45game kind of looks like Diablo 4 in the
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1:40–1:41 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_46sense that it has a top-down isometric
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1:42–1:44 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_47camera angle, but it doesn't feel or move
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1:44–1:47 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_48like Diablo 4. So I guess you could say,
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1:47–1:49 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_49yeah, in Diablo 4 you use the mouse to
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1:49–1:51 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_50point and click, but you can also use a
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1:52–1:52 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_51controller to move around, which is how I
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1:53–1:55 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_52like to play. I don't know if this game
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1:55–1:56 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_53also has controller support. I didn't test
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1:56–1:58 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_54it out, but as with the mouse and keyboard
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1:59–2:01 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_55movement and playstyle, I just felt like
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2:01–2:04 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_56clicking and pointing to move my character
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2:04–2:06 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_57around didn't feel as smooth and fluid as
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2:06–2:09 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_58it should feel. If I had to describe this
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2:09–2:12 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_59game in a few sentences, I would say
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2:12–2:13 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_60imagine if XCOM had a baby with Diablo,
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2:14–2:17 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_61then this is what it would be like. So the
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2:18–2:19 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_62combat system is turn-based. Like XCOM.
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2:20–2:22 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_63It's very weird because I was thinking
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2:23–2:24 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_64this is going to be a hack-and-slash game
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2:24–2:25 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_65like Diablo, but then it's turn-based and
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2:25–2:29 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_66you've got turns and movement points. So
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2:29–2:31 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_67you move and then you attack, and then you
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2:31–2:34 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_68can only move or attack a limited amount
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2:34–2:35 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_69of times per turn, and then the enemy
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2:36–2:38 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_70takes their turn, and then you just kind
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2:38–2:39 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_71of whack each other until one of you dies.
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2:40–2:41 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_72And it's not really a fun or engaging
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2:42–2:44 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_73combat system. It works well in games like
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2:44–2:46 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_74XCOM because it's like a tactical
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2:46–2:48 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_75team-based squad shooter game, but this
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2:48–2:50 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_76just feels weird. It's like, imagine if
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2:50–2:52 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_77Diablo 4 was a turn-based game and
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2:52–2:56 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_78you had to fight demons and stuff. I mean,
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2:56–2:58 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_79even the enemies in this look like the
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2:59–3:00 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_80enemies in Diablo— the demons and the imps
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3:00–3:02 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_81and the devil stuff. Very reminiscent of
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3:03–3:05 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_82Diablo 4, which is kind of weird. I didn't
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3:05–3:08 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_83like how vague the game was. Didn't really
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3:08–3:10 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_84tell you exactly where to go. They kept
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3:10–3:12 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_85telling me to go to the Helm, but I
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3:13–3:14 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_86couldn't really see where I had to go.
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3:14–3:15 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_87And I kept getting lost, or I kept getting
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3:16–3:18 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_88stuck on the scenery and then having to
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3:18–3:20 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_89click around to move, maneuver around the
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3:20–3:22 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_90scenery. It was just a very frustrating
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3:22–3:24 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_91and annoying experience to play this game.
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3:24–3:26 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_92I didn't really feel like the game felt
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3:27–3:29 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_93fun, even though I'm someone who really
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3:29–3:30 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_94enjoys things like stats and building a
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3:30–3:34 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_95character and different builds and
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3:34–3:36 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_96leveling up. I really enjoy that kind of
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3:36–3:38 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_97gameplay aspect, but not when the game
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3:39–3:40 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_98doesn't feel fun and it feels janky. And
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3:40–3:43 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_99just feels like a very badly made,
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3:44–3:46 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_100badly poorly developed game. There's a lot
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3:47–3:49 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_101of dialogue options in the game, so you
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3:50–3:51 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_102would meet a character, they would tell
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3:51–3:53 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_103you something, and you get quite a lot of
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3:53–3:55 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_104options for dialogue. Like, you can choose
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3:55–3:56 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_105the evil route or the good guy route, or
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3:56–4:00 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_106just be nice or be bad. It's kind of up to
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4:00–4:03 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_107you, and it's kind of cool they give you
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4:03–4:04 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_108that flexibility in choosing how you want
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4:05–4:08 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_109to play the game and who you want to be in
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4:08–4:09 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_110the game. But I don't really care that
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4:10–4:12 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_111much about it. I don't really feel like it
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4:12–4:13 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_112made the game any more fun because the
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4:14–4:15 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_113gameplay mechanics and the core gameplay
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4:16–4:19 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_114loop just doesn't really feel fun or
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4:19–4:21 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_115engaging enough for me to care enough
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4:21–4:22 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_116about who I want to be in the game. The
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4:23–4:25 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_117combat was very dull and bland and lacking
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4:26–4:29 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_118in luster. I really don't know why the
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4:29–4:31 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_119beginning of the game starts off on this
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4:31–4:32 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_120really ugly-looking ship. It's like a
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4:33–4:35 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_121weird-looking alien ship It looks just
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4:35–4:37 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_122like a map from XCOM, and it's really ugly
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4:37–4:39 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_123and dull. I think it would be much better
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4:39–4:41 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_124if you started off the game in a nice
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4:41–4:42 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_125peaceful quaint forest with nice
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4:43–4:46 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_126atmosphere, nature, and birds chirping to
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4:46–4:48 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_127begin off— to start off your adventure.
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4:48–4:50 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_128But they just throw you onto this weird
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4:51–4:52 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_129alien-looking ship, and I have no idea
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4:53–4:55 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_130what I'm doing here, how I got here, what
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4:55–4:56 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_131am I supposed to be doing. Because I
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4:57–4:58 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_132skipped the boring cutscenes, I have no
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4:59–5:00 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_133idea what's going on, and I just didn't
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5:00–5:02 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_134really feel engaged in the game at all. I
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5:03–5:04 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_135didn't really feel like I cared about. So
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5:05–5:07 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_136unfortunately, I really cannot recommend
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5:07–5:08 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_137this game. It's going for £50 on Steam,
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5:08–5:11 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_138which is quite a lot of money, and I just
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5:11–5:13 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_139don't really see myself enjoying this
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5:14–5:14 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_140game. And I don't think you would enjoy it
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5:14–5:16 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_141either if you're a gamer like me. I feel
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5:16–5:19 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_142like this game isn't really going to
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5:19–5:21 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_143satisfy those gaming needs. So I have to
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5:21–5:24 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_144give this game a 4.2 out of 10. Cannot
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5:24–5:27 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_145recommend. I'd much rather play Diablo 4,
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5:27–5:30 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_146which is basically the same as this but
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5:30–5:32 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_147actually fun and more engaging. So for
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5:33–5:35 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_148now, I would say do not buy it.
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5:36–5:37 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_149Oh my God,
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5:43–5:44 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_150he keeps one-shotting me.
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5:47–5:48 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_151Christina,
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6:05–6:09 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_152take this or Sario will have your head.
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6:09–6:12 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_153How do I revive my team member?
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6:41–6:42 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_154I need help. Swift and
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6:46–6:51 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_155Oh my God, this game's so shit. I think
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7:02–7:06 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_156Is that succubus licking him?
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7:13–7:15 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_157Okay.
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7:29–7:31 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_158I think I'm gonna make the video now.
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7:43–7:44 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_159Refund this piece of shit. What a shit
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7:46–7:49 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_160game.
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7:49–7:49 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_161This boss is impossible.
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7:56–7:57 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_162Oh no, I can't be fucked with this. Fuck
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8:18–8:20 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_163this stupid game. What a load of rubbish.
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8:20–8:24 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_164How can you make such a shit game? Oh my
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8:24–8:27 · rev_bf885b3cecbe2103bc0e633d670fc972_165god. Okay, well, bye then.
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