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DO NOT BUY Baldur's Gate 3 - VERY disappointing

2023-07-15 · 9 min

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  1. Hello and welcome back to a new video. So

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  2. recently I've been playing the new

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  3. Baldur's Gate 3, and as an avid fan of

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  4. Baldur's Gate and ARPGs in general, I knew

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  5. I just had to play this game.

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  6. Unfortunately, so far from what I've

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  7. played, it's kind of bland, boring,

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  8. uninspired, and rather lacking in luster.

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  9. So first of all, I want to talk about the

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  10. character creation screen. It's a very

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  11. nice character creation on the surface.

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  12. The models look pretty good and there are

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  13. a few attractive faces, although it's very

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  14. difficult to actually make a character

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  15. look exactly how you want it to look.

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  16. Going through the different faces and

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  17. hairstyles, I would say that most of the

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  18. characters look very ugly and it's

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  19. basically almost impossible to make a girl

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  20. look good in the character creation

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  21. screen. And I feel like this is kind of

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  22. disappointing and a massive letdown

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  23. considering the fact that this game is

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  24. supposed to be a fantasy role-playing

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  25. game. I mean, even Street Fighter 6 has a

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  26. better, more in-depth customizable

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  27. character creation screen, and that's just

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  28. a basic fighting game. So you can't really

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  29. alter the way the face looks on a

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  30. feature-by-feature level. You can't change

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  31. the shape of the nose or the size of her

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  32. lips or things like that. You can just

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  33. choose from several preset faces, and you

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  34. can choose from several hairstyles and

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  35. choose the hair color. It's a very basic

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  36. character creation menu screen, I believe.

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  37. So after making your character, you get

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  38. thrown onto this ship. As the beginning of

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  39. the game, you're on this flying ship and

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  40. you've got to make your way to the helm.

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  41. And my initial thoughts was, number one,

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  42. why do I have to aim where my jump is.

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  43. It's like a point-and-click movement

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  44. system which feels very janky and slow and

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  45. unresponsive. And as someone who's been

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  46. playing a lot of Diablo 4 recently, this

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  47. game kind of looks like Diablo 4 in the

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  48. sense that it has a top-down isometric

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  49. camera angle, but it doesn't feel or move

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  50. like Diablo 4. So I guess you could say,

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  51. yeah, in Diablo 4 you use the mouse to

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  52. point and click, but you can also use a

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  53. controller to move around, which is how I

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  54. like to play. I don't know if this game

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  55. also has controller support. I didn't test

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  56. it out, but as with the mouse and keyboard

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  57. movement and playstyle, I just felt like

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  58. clicking and pointing to move my character

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  59. around didn't feel as smooth and fluid as

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  60. it should feel. If I had to describe this

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  61. game in a few sentences, I would say

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  62. imagine if XCOM had a baby with Diablo,

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  63. then this is what it would be like. So the

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  64. combat system is turn-based. Like XCOM.

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  65. It's very weird because I was thinking

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  66. this is going to be a hack-and-slash game

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  67. like Diablo, but then it's turn-based and

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  68. you've got turns and movement points. So

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  69. you move and then you attack, and then you

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  70. can only move or attack a limited amount

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  71. of times per turn, and then the enemy

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  72. takes their turn, and then you just kind

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  73. of whack each other until one of you dies.

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  74. And it's not really a fun or engaging

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  75. combat system. It works well in games like

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  76. XCOM because it's like a tactical

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  77. team-based squad shooter game, but this

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  78. just feels weird. It's like, imagine if

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  79. Diablo 4 was a turn-based game and

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  80. you had to fight demons and stuff. I mean,

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  81. even the enemies in this look like the

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  82. enemies in Diablo— the demons and the imps

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  83. and the devil stuff. Very reminiscent of

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  84. Diablo 4, which is kind of weird. I didn't

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  85. like how vague the game was. Didn't really

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  86. tell you exactly where to go. They kept

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  87. telling me to go to the Helm, but I

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  88. couldn't really see where I had to go.

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  89. And I kept getting lost, or I kept getting

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  90. stuck on the scenery and then having to

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  91. click around to move, maneuver around the

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  92. scenery. It was just a very frustrating

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  93. and annoying experience to play this game.

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  94. I didn't really feel like the game felt

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  95. fun, even though I'm someone who really

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  96. enjoys things like stats and building a

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  97. character and different builds and

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  98. leveling up. I really enjoy that kind of

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  99. gameplay aspect, but not when the game

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  100. doesn't feel fun and it feels janky. And

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  101. just feels like a very badly made,

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  102. badly poorly developed game. There's a lot

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  103. of dialogue options in the game, so you

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  104. would meet a character, they would tell

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  105. you something, and you get quite a lot of

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  106. options for dialogue. Like, you can choose

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  107. the evil route or the good guy route, or

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  108. just be nice or be bad. It's kind of up to

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  109. you, and it's kind of cool they give you

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  110. that flexibility in choosing how you want

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  111. to play the game and who you want to be in

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  112. the game. But I don't really care that

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  113. much about it. I don't really feel like it

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  114. made the game any more fun because the

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  115. gameplay mechanics and the core gameplay

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  116. loop just doesn't really feel fun or

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  117. engaging enough for me to care enough

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  118. about who I want to be in the game. The

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  119. combat was very dull and bland and lacking

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  120. in luster. I really don't know why the

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  121. beginning of the game starts off on this

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  122. really ugly-looking ship. It's like a

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  123. weird-looking alien ship It looks just

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  124. like a map from XCOM, and it's really ugly

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  125. and dull. I think it would be much better

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  126. if you started off the game in a nice

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  127. peaceful quaint forest with nice

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  128. atmosphere, nature, and birds chirping to

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  129. begin off— to start off your adventure.

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  130. But they just throw you onto this weird

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  131. alien-looking ship, and I have no idea

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  132. what I'm doing here, how I got here, what

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  133. am I supposed to be doing. Because I

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  134. skipped the boring cutscenes, I have no

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  135. idea what's going on, and I just didn't

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  136. really feel engaged in the game at all. I

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  137. didn't really feel like I cared about. So

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  138. unfortunately, I really cannot recommend

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  139. this game. It's going for £50 on Steam,

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  140. which is quite a lot of money, and I just

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  141. don't really see myself enjoying this

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  142. game. And I don't think you would enjoy it

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  143. either if you're a gamer like me. I feel

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  144. like this game isn't really going to

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  145. satisfy those gaming needs. So I have to

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  146. give this game a 4.2 out of 10. Cannot

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  147. recommend. I'd much rather play Diablo 4,

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  148. which is basically the same as this but

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  149. actually fun and more engaging. So for

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  150. now, I would say do not buy it.

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  151. Oh my God,

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  152. he keeps one-shotting me.

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  153. Christina,

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  154. take this or Sario will have your head.

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  155. How do I revive my team member?

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  156. I need help. Swift and

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  157. Oh my God, this game's so shit. I think

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  158. Is that succubus licking him?

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  159. Okay.

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  160. I think I'm gonna make the video now.

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  161. Refund this piece of shit. What a shit

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  162. game.

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  163. This boss is impossible.

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  164. Oh no, I can't be fucked with this. Fuck

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  165. this stupid game. What a load of rubbish.

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  166. How can you make such a shit game? Oh my

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  167. god. Okay, well, bye then.

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