broke and unemployed AGAIN - day 3 life ruined

Testing.

Whoops, I didn't do my testing.

Oh, you missed the first coffee slurp.

That's what happens when you don't switch

the mics or do the testing.

Testing.

Wait, let me turn off Discord.

Discord is really annoying with all the

stupid notifications.

There's like 10 different notification

settings you'll turn off, and then when

you install the app and then you play a

game, it keeps popping up messages and

you'll turn it off in a different setting.

God, I don't want sounds and

notifications.

Jesus Christ, it took me ages until I

figured out how to turn it all off, and I

still don't know how to turn it off.

I have to mute the tab.

Why can't it all just be off?

I don't want little beep bops going off

all the time.

So I had a very nice Saturday of doing

nothing.

Well, I didn't do nothing, to be honest.

I actually I cleared out my closet with

all the cardboard and the packaging stuff,

so I got bin bags, boxes of cardboard

ready for the next time bin men come, and

then I did some weeding in the garden.

There's just so many, I can't get all the—

there's so many tiny little green bits

sprouting, I can't pull out every single

one.

I'll let them grow and get bigger, and

then I'll pull them out when they get

bigger.

Did laundry, had a very productive day,

tidied up the kitchen.

I'll show you later.

Kitchen's looking good, living room's

looking really good.

What do I think of Unreal Man?

Um, he didn't like me, as I remember.

He made a couple videos about me calling

me a loser,

so that's not very nice, is it?

Do I feel at home there now?

Yeah, I quite like it here.

I feel very comfortable.

It just feels a bit empty, maybe because I

don't have much stuff.

I don't want to buy stuff just to make it

feel less empty.

And waste money.

Yeah, Devon's way better than Kent.

Devon is like the true England experience,

whereas Kent is more like hybrid of,

um, other cultures.

Yeah, I think the living room's looking a

lot better now.

I'll show you later.

Would need— I mean, it would be nice to

have something to kind of give it a bit

more character maybe, but I'm just not

really sure what.

I've got so much rubbish, but the bin men

don't come until another 2 weeks.

So annoying that you gotta pay all this

money in council tax and the bin men only

come twice— I mean, once every 2 weeks,

and then the recycling bin men come every

week.

But I've got a lot of cardboard piling up

and I can't be bothered to go to the dump

anymore.

I'm not going to the dump anymore.

It cost me like £2-3 to drive there and

come back.

I'm paying for the council tax, might as

well leave it for them to do.

It's just I got to wait.

I got all this plastic as well.

I've also got no food apart from pasta,

butter, green onions, and rosemary.

I'm sure I can make some kind of dish out

of that.

And oh, I got eggs.

5 eggs.

I can make green onion omelette with salty

pasta in butter.

I'll make an omelette.

2 eggs, pasta.

I think I've got MRE actually.

So yeah.

I've got 3 MRE packs so I could last— I

can probably last 2 pastas and 3 MREs, so

I could last another 5 days and then just

have Huel for lunch.

What about butter pancake?

Day 3 of extreme rationing.

I'm not going to lose weight because I had

4 scoops of Huel.

That's like 500 calories.

I'm probably not going to get Huel again

though because it's not actually cheap

because it's £27 for 17 servings, which

comes to about £1.60 per serving.

£1.60 per meal is not cheap.

If you had that 3 times a day, you would

still only get 1,200 calories.

You would need to ideally have 4 servings

a day to get 1,600 calories, which is

still not enough, to be honest, for a man.

But 4 times £1.60

is £6.40 a day, so it'd be £200 a month.

Now, Huel is not cheap.

You can get actual proper food and make

more meals for less money.

I think Huel is basically for convenience,

not for saving money.

For saving money, just— you can't go wrong

with pasta and onions and eggs.

Eggs, pasta, onions, chicken, mincemeat.

Don't get steaks or lamb or salmon.

Chicken, beef, minced beef.

If you're gonna get beef, minced beef is

pretty cheap, like meatballs and

hamburgers and sausages.

Yesterday I had bacon.

Today I'm gonna have a double egg omelette

with pasta.

And also vegetables.

But you need vegetables that won't go off

quickly.

I wasted my lettuce by not eating it.

I actually don't know why I bought lettuce

in the first place.

I'm thinking a lot of onions, peppers,

broccoli starts to go off after 2 weeks.

I wonder if I can get my shopping bill

down to £50 a month.

Frozen vegetables.

Oh yeah,

I did get frozen carrots.

I ended up putting it in the bin because I

never ate them, but I think like the diced

cubed carrots with sweet corn and peas

would be better.

But then what do you eat with that?

Just boil it.

Mackerel and plitches.

Yeah, maybe sardines or mackerel, not too

expensive.

Yeah, potatoes could be good.

Well, I think I can last another 5 days

before buying food again,

unless the milk runs out.

If the milk runs out, then I probably have

to go home because I can't Well, I might

be able to have black coffee.

I don't know.

You know what it makes you do, though?

It makes you look forward to actually

having real food again.

If you stop having proper food for about a

week or two,

problem is you get proper food and it only

lasts a couple of weeks because you can't

keep the meat for too long

or you can't buy enough meat to make it

last long enough.

I got rice.

My rice has lasted me 2 months or 3

months, actually.

Maybe crisps are expensive, but I really

like my crisps.

Get groceries weekly.

My plan is to get them biweekly.

I might still get the 4% Tesco discount

for being an Every driver.

I'm not sure.

Not sure if they kicked me off it yet.

Actually, I still think I have the

discount thing from being an Amazon Flex

driver.

Yeah, I got fired.

They found my YouTube channel and then

they said.

I'm a risk, security risk, parcel risk,

even though I didn't steal nothing.

Yeah, a bit annoying.

Probably one of the easiest jobs I've ever

had.

Very easy.

And I don't— I actually don't think I

would have gotten fired for doing the job

badly, but I got fired because of a

YouTube video.

Ridiculous.

Well, I might have eventually gotten fired

if I kept getting bad ratings, but I don't

think they would have cared that much.

I think what they really cared about was

I don't really know, to be honest.

Like, is it—

what did I even do in the Amazon video?

Which Amazon video was it?

The one that's talking about getting

banned, or was it the actual videos of me

delivering stuff?

Because if Amazon banned me for those

videos, then Every might also ban me for

the same reason.

I don't know if it was the talking or the

showing that got me banned.

So yeah, I don't really know.

I don't really care.

I mean, I do care.

I don't care, but I'm interested to know.

Maybe I should take those videos down

in case it affects another job in the

future.

Oh well.

Oh God, here we go again with the bots.

This guy is really not giving up on this

bot thing, is he?

I wonder how long until they get bored of

doing this.

They probably spend more money buying the

bots than I even make from doing the

stream.

Uh, how do they find your videos?

Because people reported my channel to

them, probably.

They do it because you give them a

reaction.

Wow, this is such a funny reaction, isn't

it?

Me going, oh no, oh, the bots again.

I hope it was worth the money.

It's just annoying because it, it's like

distracting from what I want to talk

about.

Your manager responded in one of the

videos.

What, the troll guy?

God, you people are so gullible sometimes.

Imagine thinking that's actually the

manager.

I'm pretty sure that same person was

pretending to be someone else before, but

I forgot who.

Oh yeah, he was pretending to be the

landlord who was saying, thanks for

streaming,

showing how you're looking after the

place.

Same guy.

What is this Samsung S25 Edge phone?

What a boring phone.

So they just made an S25, but they made it

really slim, and then they took out the

zoom camera.

Who cares how slim it is?

I'm gonna put a case on it anyway.

It's like just another

gimmicky phone trying to get people to buy

it.

I wonder what they're going to come out

with the iPhone 17.

What are they going to have for it this

year?

It's just, um, it's a bit surprising that

these big companies actually pay attention

to these reports,

you would think they wouldn't notice some

singular report about a driver having a

YouTube channel.

You think they wouldn't really look into

it, but I guess they do.

Yeah, I wonder what it was.

Was it something I said or was it what I

showed in the Amazon driving videos?

Because I don't think I did anything in

the driving videos

that was against rules.

I mean, does Every have a rule where

you're not allowed to deliver with your

mum?

But that was— I'm not obviously with my

mum now.

I think it was something I said.

Yeah, really weird when you start thinking

about it.

Really weird.

Maybe it's when I said someone wasn't

going to get their parcel because he

pissed me off.

But it just seems like, I don't know,

very harsh

to ban someone over that.

What did I say?

Well, I said this guy

started raging at me because I parked in

front of his house and And then a few

weeks later, I had a parcel to be

delivered to his house.

And to be honest, I didn't deliver it.

I was like, fuck him, he ain't getting his

parcel.

Look, delivery.

Someone wants 3 red wines paying £26.

Oh,

it's in

Woolacombe.

Woolacombe.

Ilfracombe.

I don't even know how to say it.

So far away.

That'd be like 3 hours driving.

The most money I've ever had at one time?

It's probably when my dad passed away and

I got the 20K.

And then I thought I could turn it into

200K by investing.

That didn't go very well.

The box opening was epic.

Epic disappointment.

Empty champagne glass boxes.

Just really weird why they put it in the

crawl space instead of just putting it in

the bin?

Why would they put it there and not just

put it in the green box to be taken away?

Really strange.

And it looks really old, like at least 10

years old, because the box was all dried

up.

There's no way that was the previous

tenants unless the previous tenants lived

here for like 10 years and they put it up

there 10 years ago.

And there's like a bunch of pots up there

too.

Really strange.

Yeah, the way it creaked meant that it was

all dried up and it was really old.

Yeah.

And also, yeah, the design of the boxes

look really old as well.

Like from my grandmother's time or

something.

Champagne.

How's Crypt doing?

She's been Seems like she's really busy

working.

She hasn't been around much.

Yeah, so I'm on track to make 2,200 this

month, which is pretty good.

And I think I can get my expenses down to

£1,150.

The problem is I keep buying stuff online

that I don't need to.

So this month I think I've spent £100— no,

more like £240 on stuff I didn't really

need to buy.

It was barbecue stuff.

The, the, um, camera app pro membership,

the beanbag, Kingdom Come Deliverance 2,

and then I got a bunch of stuff on Temu.

But I don't think you can say I don't need

that stuff.

I got stuff I need like sponges, uh, bin

bags.

I got a few cooking utensils.

Um, I got gardening gloves, but they're

not good because they're like really thin,

so I still get pricked by the thorns.

I need to get I need to get those really

thick gardening gloves.

There's like these nettles and brambles in

my garden and they've got thick roots and

they're actually quite hard to pull out

unless you grip it hard.

So I need some way thicker gloves,

or I might just cut them off at the stem

with the scissors.

And what else I buy?

Oh yeah, I got the Love Doll, but that's a

business ex— a business investment

that I haven't actually used.

I mean, I've used it quite a lot.

I just haven't actually filmed anything

with it because I'm waiting for my anus to

heal up.

I won't be able to use my anus until I can

poo and it doesn't hurt when I wipe.

It still stings a little bit,

so I don't want to rip it again before

it's healed up.

So I want it to be fully healed first.

And also there's a button on OnlyFans

where it actually— it's actually saved

every single thing I've ever posted to it.

So I thought I lost all my stuff.

It's actually all archived on OnlyFans, so

I can just go into the archive and

download old stuff and repost it.

So that's pretty good.

So I've been finding some juicy old stuff

to repost.

How did I rip it?

It's these stupid adult toys.

They, they always put these ridiculously

sized dildos on them, like massive 12-inch

things.

Why don't they just put a normal size on

it?

I don't think it being massively big would

make it feel that much better.

I mean, it makes it harder.

To use, but every time I look for love

dolls, they've always got like a massive

thing on it.

Yeah, I really hope I don't get injured

with the metal rod.

Imagine you like get— I don't know, the

thing

snaps out inside of you and Stabs you in

the bum, and then I don't know how you get

that out.

Imagine you got to phone 999 and then they

come and pick you up with a dildo up your

bum.

Not just a dildo, but like a, a massive

love doll with a willy on it.

But I guess at that point you wouldn't

care anymore because you'd be scared.

Did I check Crypt's OnlyFans?

No, why?

What's on it?

Have you signed up to it?

I've already seen her naked, and I saw her

sucking some guy off,

so I don't really need to pay for it.

I saw randomly Nikocado Avocado's

Instagram popped up and the guy lost all

his weight and then he got surgery to cut

off all the skin.

Did he just get really fat for content?

Is it really worth it?

Like, he got really fat and people were

saying he was going to die, and then he

lost all the weight somehow, and now he's

got all that flabby skin, and he's had it

all cut off, and he's had like all the

skin around his neck cut off as well.

So he went through all that surgery to

make content, or was he actually just

addicted to food, or what?

Was it all for content?

God, that's a lot of dedication.

How did he lose the weight?

Did he just exercise?

He didn't really say it, did he?

Or show it.

The guy's nuts.

He did look ridiculous when he was fat,

and like, the trolling he did was pretty

funny.

It was pretty good, actually, the way he

raged at people.

It was so obvious he was trolling.

But it was funny.

I think it's okay if it's obvious you're

trolling if it's funny.

What if he puts the weight back on again?

Would the skin stretch?

Yeah, that's a lot of dedication to the

craft.

But I guess it made him a lot of money

from getting all the views.

I reckon I could do the fasting thing

pretty easily.

I don't really seem to care that much

about eating food.

Some people just can't do it.

Like, they, they need food.

They need good food.

I could just eat flour pancakes every day.

I do miss— I miss snacks like crisps.

What's my next job?

Hmm.

I don't know.

I don't know, really.

Maybe I'll get a job working at the Every

factory.

They won't be able to get rid of me.

I'll go from delivering the parcels to

sorting the parcels.

I wonder if you're banned from Amazon

Flex.

Does it mean you can't get a job in the

Amazon warehouse?

They got a massive Amazon warehouse in

Plymouth,

but I wouldn't want to drive to Plymouth.

Where's Poppy?

Don't know.

Lost a viewer forever because they can't

handle getting a 24-hour ban.

So childish.

Do Uber?

What, driving people?

I actually don't know how to become an

Uber driver.

There's no button on the Uber Eats app,

so I don't know how you become an Uber

driver.

I'm an Uber Eats driver, but it doesn't

really make money here.

You would have to hang around the city.

I don't want to do that.

Poppy's not banned.

I gave her timeout for 24 hours.

Yeah, delivery always pops up at the worst

time.

I might have done this if it was earlier

in the morning or something.

3 bottles of wine is all you deliver and

you get paid like £30,

£28.

But it's about

An hour and a half drive.

That's crazy.

It's 58 miles.

You really hurt her feelings.

What, just for giving a 24-hour timeout?

Do you think people get really upset over

that?

I banned someone today from Discord

because he said, I don't understand why

Daniel keeps trying to make money on

stocks when he could just do gambling.

As if he's implying that I don't make

money from buying stocks.

I made a lot of money.

I made at least a couple thousand over the

last few years.

So if I said, oh yeah, you're right, I

shouldn't have done any stocks, then it

would be like saying, okay, then give back

the couple thousand pounds that you made

from buying stocks, and then I'd be down

even more.

So it's kind of stupid to say that.

And then, I mean, how's gambling any

better?

I would never do gambling

because with stocks, there's like, it's

supposed to be a reliable and safe way to

invest your money.

Over a long period of time.

And then with day trading, it's supposed

to— yeah, it is risky, but you're supposed

to have risk management in place.

I mean, maybe you could do it with

roulette, like have a strategy.

I'm only going to take 3 bets on roulette,

and if I lose 2, then I'm done for the

day.

And then my strategy is I go even-odd and

red and black.

I guess you could make a roulette

strategy,

but then you're just literally gambling.

How can you make a business out of

gambling?

Oh, sorry, I'm just not interested in

gambling.

I'm interested in stocks and I'm

interested in economics.

You're already gambling with leverage.

Just because you're using leverage doesn't

mean you're gambling.

And yeah, I, I'm not very good at it.

That's why I'm only using £10 to trade

with.

Why do you think I only do day trades with

pennies?

It's because I'm trying to learn it.

Obviously, I'm not going to be a pro at it

in 2 months.

It takes years.

People are very weirdly negative about

stocks.

They're like, oh, you lost a lot of money,

you should give up.

That's like saying, oh, you are learning

to drive and

you had an accident, you should give up

learning to drive.

If it was anything else, people would just

say, oh, you're a beginner.

It's okay.

You made a mistake.

You'll get better.

But when it comes to trading, everyone's

like, oh, you're going to lose all your

money.

Oh, you better stop.

Everyone's so weirdly negative about

stocks.

I don't understand it.

But then literally anything else, they

would probably just say,

you know, when you're new to something,

obviously mistakes happen.

I don't know what is going on outside.

Now that cat came into my house again

today.

It keeps coming over.

It does like a little walk around, then

walks back out.

What's the point?

Didn't it take traveling trader 5 years?

Yeah, that's what he said.

3 years to become a break-even trader and

then another 2 years to become a

profitable trader.

So I see you in 5 years, I guess.

Oh, I saw a deer as well in the field by

my garden.

Massive deer just sitting there.

Go into the woods behind the garden.

Um, nah,

it might be private land.

Do I like cats?

Yeah.

I do.

I've always had cat pets when I was

growing up.

We never had dogs, which is why I'm not

really a dog person.

My dad didn't like dogs.

My mum hates dogs as well.

Traveling Trader is a grifter, but he does

his trades live.

He's won the last 4 trades, have been

winners.

Am I bored of Devon?

Um, no.

What am I bored of?

Bored of this idiot who keeps botting my

streams.

You don't see bots?

What do you mean?

Where are you looking?

Do I think I'll go home?

To be honest, I'd rather get a job than

have to go home.

I would feel very annoyed with myself if I

had to go home.

No, I don't mean bots in the chat.

Obviously there's no bots in the chat.

It's all just the same people who always

watch my streams.

I have no idea what's going on outside.

There's like a car

and then these people got out.

And then they stood around, and then they

got back in the car like they're lost or

something, and now they're driving away.

That was weird.

Whatever.

Yeah, I do quite like having a house, to

be honest.

It's nice.

Gunnar Larsson is behind it.

How come it took Gunnar Larsson 8 years to

come up with this master plan.

Bit slow.

It's not an apartment, it's a

semi-detached house.

An apartment is like a big building with

lots of little apartments in it.

You can't call a house an apartment.

What is my goal by the end of the year?

Pay off the credit cards, out of

overdraft, no longer getting into

overdraft, rebuilding my stocks, And

hopefully still living here.

Someone in the comments said that by being

in overdraft, it's going to have a

negative impact on my credit rating.

What a load of rubbish.

Regularly paying off the overdraft

improves your credit rating because it

shows that you can pay off debt.

And I checked my credit score and it's at

999.

Perfect credit score

because I've been regularly paying off the

overdraft.

Yeah.

Okay.

If you never paid off the overdraft and

then you had to get in trouble, to get the

money from you, like bailiffs, then yeah,

that would negatively affect it.

But I've been paying off the overdraft

every month, so it's not going to affect

my credit score.

People really do say such bollocks with

such confidence as well.

They say this stuff as if they are so

confident they know what they're talking

about.

What agency did I check?

Experian.

What other agency is there?

The number one top agency in the entire

winter web.

Just like me.

Well,

I didn't do it on purpose.

Experian is the only credit checker that

matters.

They show up number 1 when you Google

search check credit score.

No, the maximum credit score is not 850.

Actually, you are incorrect again.

Have I tried dealing drugs?

Uh, have you tried shutting the fuck up,

idiot?

You should keep your mouth zipped about

where you work.

Well, I did in the beginning when I cared

about it.

When I started to get fed up doing it and

I hated doing it, that's when I just say

what I'm doing.

When did I reveal that I was working at

Every—

I think, yeah, when I got banned the first

time, I was like, oh, I don't care.

I guess I'll just tell you all.

Maybe if I didn't do that, I I don't know.

I reckon the first ban was because of the

YouTube channel.

And then somehow, I don't know why they

let me back on and then banned me again.

It was a bit weird.

It was like the manager overrode the ban

with his manager powers and then they were

like, no, no, no, he has to stay banned.

And then they finally explained to him

why.

Universal Credit?

What, you think they're gonna give you

unemployment benefits when you make £2K a

month?

That's for people who don't have a job.

People still think I make no money.

I literally made £2,200 in this month.

Do I make 2K every month?

Let's

see.

This month, 2184 so far.

Last month, 2100, 2100.

And then for the previous tax year, I made

1776.

March, 1272.

Feb, 1174.

Jan 2660, December 1822, November 2052,

October 1132, September— so no.

Before Amazon Flex, my earnings were

pretty bad.

They were good when I was in Japan.

In Japan, I made 1,767 and 1,619.

And then after I came back to the UK, it

dropped down to about 900 to 1,000.

August was

912.

And then it really picked up when I did

Amazon.

And then it fell off again when I got

banned and I had to come to Devon.

And now it's picked up again thanks to

Every.

But now I'm banned from Every.

So now I'm hoping the transition to

OnlyFans is going to help keep it up.

So yeah, things have been up and down,

but I reported that I made $18K last tax

year, which would be on average $1,500 a

month.

Go to Japan.

Hmm, I just don't see the point, and I

really don't want— I would only go back if

I had some girls lined up, or middle-aged

women that I can bang.

And also, I don't want to live in a guest

house, and I want to stream inside and not

outside.

So I don't know, once I get bored enough

and feel like I can afford it, I might

start looking for some Japanese women, but

I don't really have any plans as of right

now.

I have to see how the money thing goes.

See how OnlyFans does.

I mean, it's doing pretty well considering

it's only halfway through the month.

I've already made about £340.

I mean, I could look into getting a

part-time job.

Depends how bored I get.

It's just right now I'm not really feeling

it.

When I get into that mood where I'm like,

you know, let's go, I want to make money,

then I might start applying.

If I had a job, what job you don't mind

doing?

Hmm.

What, like a real job?

Maybe.

Supermarket shelf stacker.

Update your overdraft every day costs you

£1.65.

Yeah, but it gets calculated at the end of

the month.

It doesn't get calculated every day.

I won't have the payment taken out of my

account until the end of the month.

No, I mean, it is calculated

Yearly.

So it depends how many days you have the

overdraft

and how much the overdraft is.

So I had it at £1,900 for about a week,

and now it's at £1,500 for about a week.

And then in about a week I'll get my

YouTube money, and then the overdraft will

go down to about a couple hundred.

And then I'll get some money off OnlyFans

and then we'll go to— so it's only going

to be at this number for a week.

It's hard to calculate because it keeps

changing, doesn't it?

Do I have any goals or dreams besides

paying off debts and rebuilding stocks?

Yeah, I want to get a girlfriend, have

sex.

I want to get a girlfriend who doesn't

dump me.

Would be nice.

It's just that I can't really focus on

trying to get a girlfriend with the debt.

I need to get my finances in order, and

then I'll start having a look at what I

can do about the girlfriend situation.

It's just that I've already had a lot of

sex this year, so

I wouldn't be too bothered if I didn't

have sex again this year.

But for next year, we've got to keep up

our winning streak of sex every year.

The only year I didn't have sex was

I think 2015.

2015, I didn't go anywhere.

Or did I?

I'm forgetting now.

It's just too long ago because I broke up

with chlamydia girlfriend, went to South

Korea, but that was all 2014, and then I

came back home 2015.

And

no, 2015, Korean woman came to my house,

so I had sex with her.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she came in 2015 to

my house and then we went traveling to

Paris and Norway.

So I don't think I've ever not had sex.

Every year since the first time I had sex,

which I think is pretty impressive.

What's, what's that, 15 years of non-stop

sex every year?

Wait, what about 2021?

Oh no, I had sex with Pia.

I'm not counting prostitutes, by the way.

Anyone could have sex with a prostitute if

you got the money.

Pia saved 2021 single-handedly.

And that Muslim girl, but I didn't really

put my willy inside of her, just rubbed it

on her vagina.

And I didn't even get to see you.

Um, no, Pia was 2021 and 2022 and 2019.

So yeah, I wouldn't mind not having sex,

although maybe Crypt, cuz she's Going to

come, isn't she?

But I wouldn't be bothered if I didn't

have sex again for this year.

But next year.

So I want to get my finances in order for

next year.

When did I see Pia in 2021?

When her crazy boyfriend drove 5 hours to

drop her off at my house in the middle of

the night.

If you forgot.

That was 2021, remember?

It was after I broke up with Mila.

No, that was not 2020.

2020 was— I was dating Mila.

Right now I'm practicing frugality.

What, did I say it right?

Frugalality.

I'm practicing frugality and the art of

doing nothing.

It's not going well.

But June will be different.

I will not buy anything expensive.

No new tires,

no £700 council tax.

I'm just sitting in the garden staring at

the sky.

It's like trading.

You don't have to do stuff to make money.

You could just do nothing and not lose

money.

Not losing money is better than spending

money.

Isn't Thailand cheaper to live in?

If you factor in the plane ticket and

factor in the fact that you're going to

have to pay tourist prices unless you can

get a Thai girlfriend, then it might be

about the same.

I don't think it'd be that much cheaper.

It would only be cheaper if you could

somehow get a condo at Thai prices, cuz

they're going to rip you off for being a

farang.

And also you're not going to get a good

price if you're only going to stay there

for a few months.

They want you to be staying there for like

a year.

If you're only going to stay there for a

few months, they'll charge you like hotel

fees.

I looked up a few places and you— like a

condo apartment in Bangkok is probably

around £600 to £800 on the low end,

whereas my condo that Faster got for me, I

was paying about £250 a month.

The problem is I will lose a lot of

viewers by going to Thailand.

People just think, oh, he's in Thailand,

boring.

Unless I do some crazy stuff.

And the problem is I'm just not interested

in Thai women.

I get more satisfaction out of hooking up

with Japanese women for some reason, or

even Korean women.

Thai women are like very low on my do I

care list.

The only reason I want to go to Thailand

is because it's warm and I'm very afraid

of the winter.

That February was freezing.

Imagine 5 months of that.

November, December, January, February, and

March.

It might even start earlier, like October.

It's not because they're brown, it's

because their faces are kind of ugly.

They got really wide nose.

I've seen a lot of Thai women,

usually they're not pretty.

The only time they're pretty is if They

have some Chinese mixture.

The big wide nose really puts me off.

Have you seen how wide PewDiePie's nose is

when he smiles?

It's so wide.

No, I don't know why, they're just not

very attractive to me.

You see them on Instagram, you know,

wearing bikinis and they're young and they

got nice bodies, but then the face is just

Hmm.

Not my cup of tea.

No.

Ooh.

After I pay off my debt, I don't know what

I want to do.

I want to build— basically, I just want to

like build a safety net of about 9K, and

then also I have to pay back my mum,

remember?

Damn, the bot's lasting a long time this

time.

5:40, it's now 6:30.

Did they pay for an hour?

I'll try to pay my mum back,

but I'm not gonna pay her like a couple

hundred a month.

I'm going to put that into my stocks and

let it accumulate

because I might need it.

Yeah.

Last time I said press the like button and

then somehow I got 1,000 likes.

That was kind of strange.

If I pay her £50 a month, what's the

point?

It will take 20 years.

£19,000 divided by £50.

It will take 380 months.

Can we please, please get a butt smack?

Just one, please.

A butt smack?

Not for $1.

I'm not that cheap.

Yeah, it would take me 30 years if I gave

her £50 a day.

She'll be 100 years old.

Fix the relationship with Cami.

I tried.

I said I was sorry, and then I explained

to her why I said those things, but she

didn't say sorry back.

And then she just, like, kept attacking

me.

So then I got mad and I blocked her.

The worst thing is when you're trying to

apologize to someone and they don't,

like, do the same back, even though they

were also not innocent.

All I want to hear is, sorry, I

I attacked you over the unwashed dishes

because you didn't actually not— you

didn't leave unwashed dishes because I

didn't do anything wrong.

I got accused of leaving unwashed dishes

in the sink, which is not true.

I didn't leave any unwashed dishes.

I never leave unwashed dishes in the sink.

That's not what— that's so not me.

So to be accused of something that's so

out of my character and something I didn't

do,

Yeah, I'm mad.

Like, why am I getting attacked for

something I didn't do?

Can you please change the TTS voice to

Brian?

No, I like this one.

Yeah, I'm not, I'm not getting accused of

doing something I didn't do and then have

to say— I mean, I already said sorry over

saying the horrible things, but I would

like to have had a sorry back from her.

And I would like her to admit that I

didn't do anything wrong and she shouldn't

have snapped at me.

But she won't.

She's got too much pride.

So I didn't do anything wrong.

I had Sunny over.

I just came down for coffee, and then I

start getting an earful about something I

didn't even do.

So yeah, I'm pissed.

I shouldn't.

I shouldn't.

I'm the.

I'm being treated like it's all my fault,

and I'm the one who was completely in the

wrong.

Gusna, Gusna, Gusna, Gusna, Gusna.

Even though she instigated it.

I don't go downstairs looking for a fight

for no reason.

I would never start a fight.

I've never started a fight.

I never go down, like, start attacking

someone.

But if they start nagging at me and push

me, then I snap.

And I literally didn't even do anything

wrong.

That's why I got mad about it.

I think obviously she was mad about

something else and then used the dirty

dish thing as a reason

to start a fight.

So I don't know why she didn't really like

Sunny for some reason.

So every time Sunny came over, she got in

a weird mood.

My mum, that is.

Like she was jealous or something.

I think it made her jealous

or it made her feel upset about something

like, oh, my stupid son messing about with

a young girl.

Yeah, she didn't really seem to like

Sunny.

I just, you know, I wished Sunny just had

her own place and then I could have moved

in with her.

That's why I prefer dating older women,

because they'll have their own place,

won't they?

I mean, I'd rather have— I'd rather move

into a woman's house than a girl move into

my house.

Because if I don't like her anymore, it's

really hard to kick them out because then

they'll have all their stuff here and you

can't like ghost them.

You've got to tell them you want them to

leave and then it's really awkward.

How do you get into debt from your own

mother?