exploring streets of bangkok

Uh, streaming's so annoying. I don't know

why the connection drops and then the

stream ends.

Okay, I think it's okay now.

Testo. Okay.

God, my armpits are so sweaty.

So muggy every day, even when it's cloudy.

Feels so wet.

It's not

a sweater, it's a summertime hoodie.

Summertime hoodie for Bangkok.

Let's explore this park.

Put you in my bag strap

nice and snug.

My glasses are sliding off my face from

the sweat.

Take off the summertime hoodie. No, it's

my signature look. Look, he's wearing a

shirt over a shirt. Look at this guy.

See, he's wearing a button shirt over a

t-shirt. Not just me. You've got to

do it for fashion. And my sideburns

are just sweating constantly.

Isn't sweating just so stupid as an idea?

Because if you're hot, you need liquid.

And why does the body keep leaking liquid

out of my skin to keep me cool?

But it doesn't really feel like it's

keeping me very cool. I guess it is in a

way, but only when the wind blows.

Sweating just seems kind of dumb.

He's used to the heat, you're a bloody

tourist. Yeah, but I've got 40% Chinese

DNA. Look, they cut the bush into letters.

Of the Thai language.

I just feel kind of insecure wearing only

a t-shirt. I don't know why.

I'd only take the t-shirt off— I mean,

I'd only take the hoodie off if it was

really sunny, no clouds,

but then I probably wouldn't come out If

it was like that.

I think what happened was I lost

4G on my phone, which is a hotspot for my

streaming phone, and then it was only on

one connection and then it became

weak or something like that.

If it's really humid, you will not

evaporate the wet off the skin. Yeah, so

the body should just not sweat if it knows

it's humid, but it's like the body doesn't

know if it's humid or not.

Am I using DTAC, AIS, or True? I'm using

all of them. After I got out the airport,

I bought all of the SIM cards. I've got a

third one, it's in my LiveU, but I'm not

using it. I got AIS and DTAC.

I thought it'd be a better idea to get

different, different providers instead of

all of the same provider.

And I'm using Speedify, so it bonds my

phone— this phone SIM card and also the

SIM card that's in my streaming phone. So

that's pretty cool. I don't know how much

of a difference it makes.

You sound really British. Because, um,

because I am British. What do you mean?

Ah, nice and peaceful here.

Speedophile? No, speedify. Uh, it's all

wet.

I just don't think Bangkok is very nice

Having a walk. For some reason,

Japan is a lot nicer. I'm not really

sure why.

It feels like— I don't remember Japan

having so much traffic.

Everyone hangs out at the malls. Yeah,

that's what it feels like.

Either go to the park or you go to one of

the shopping centers, but I wouldn't try

streaming there because some of it might

be underground and then I might lose

connection and then security

might stop me or something. I don't know.

Quite a nice park.

Ah, so hot. I can't breathe. I don't know

how people breathe with the mask on.

It just seems a bit silly wearing a mask

outside. Do you think mask

helps against traffic pollution,

because then maybe it would be a good

A little exercise. We've got like an

outdoor gym.

Did the girlfriend ask what I did all day

yesterday? Yes, but I just said I didn't

do anything. Massage for foot.

Oh, it's like one of those pebble

things you walk on barefoot. They have a

lot of these in Korea.

Go to Rod Fai Park, you can rent bikes.

Can you rent electric bikes? Me and my

sister rented electric bikes in Malaysia.

That was really fun. They went about 30

miles per hour.

And you twist the handle and it would

Look, watch me, watch me exercise.

Oh my God, he gets really fast.

Are you impressed with my physical

What else do I have?

We've got a spinning wheel.

It's like Sea of Thieves.

Ow.

Whoa, oh look,

a bicycle thing.

Are you sure these are for adults? Pretty

sure. It's actually usually for old

people. If You go to Korea,

they have loads of these things, and it's

usually always old people just stretching,

stretching and doing some

light exercise.

It doesn't really do anything though for

Oh look, there's white people over

there. Foreigners.

You can spot a foreigner from miles away

just from how big and pointy their noses

are. You know, the first thing you notice

when you see a foreigner is their nose and

how pointy their faces are.

Uh, so funny, I brought all that LiveU

and battery banks and all that gear and

then ended up not even using it or needing

it.

So does anyone want to buy a LiveU

encoder? It's got 2 Wi-Fi

dongles. I don't really need it now.

Might as well put it in the bin.

I don't want to get near to— oh, there's

more white people coming. Oh, there's a

squirrel. I don't want to get too near to

the children play area because that's a

bit weird.

Again, I wasted my money.

Me.

White people. For some reason, I feel

safer when I see white people around.

What are the plans today? I thought I'd

just walk around for a few hours and go

back and then do some cleaning,

and then that's it really. I've got to

think somewhere to go on the weekend with

the girlfriend. I thought we were going to

go to Pattaya, but she changed her mind.

She said maybe another time.

I'm not sure, I'm just trying to settle in

and feel comfortable with my new life

and then try and create some kind of

routine again. I've got to get

back doing reviews, I guess.

Why the Steam Deck failed as a gaming

console. 10 reasons you should

not buy a Steam Deck.

Pattaya is where you get a girlfriend,

not take a girlfriend. How'd you get a

girlfriend? She said that I'm not allowed

to go to where all the bars are. Where the

gaijin hunter Thai girls are. She said I'm

not allowed.

She also took a pregnancy test. She was

scared I got her pregnant.

I've only got 52% battery on my iPhone. I

think I know the way back. Without Google

Maps. I didn't really go very far.

I brought— the silly thing is I brought my

battery bank, but I didn't bring any

cables because I didn't think I would

stream very long.

The whole IRL streaming thing is difficult

because I don't know where to go.

There's some guy making sucking sounds at

a tree.

I guess since she has a car, we can go

anywhere almost. I thought we could drive

to Phuket, but that's like 10-hour drive.

I'm a bit scared of having to book a plane

with her because then my name might get

doxxed. She might want to see my passport

because it's like an interesting thing.

Why are there so many people here?

Maybe I'll

go this way. I feel like I'm

in Pac-Man getting surrounded and then

trapped.

Rayong is a beach. I like—

I'd like to go to a beach.

Beach would be fun.

Did your girlfriend divorce his husband?

I don't think they were— she says they

were never married, but he says he's her

husband, so I don't know who's— someone is

lying.

Maybe she's Maybe she's lying because she

thinks I care about dating a divorcee

or not. Imagine if she found out I'm a

Am I gonna ditch her eventually? I don't

maybe if I get a better offer somewhere

else. But things are quite nice now.

I cooked her dinner yesterday. She was

really impressed. I cooked her stir-fry

noodles with pork and sweet corn and green

onion. It was good. It's just the sauce I

used was yakiniku sauce, and that is not

very good with fried noodles.

Yakiniku sauce, you're supposed to dip

grilled meat into. On its own with fried

noodles, yakiniku sauce is not very

flavorful. I think I need oyster sauce or

some soy sauce, dark soy sauce.

It turned out pretty well.

She took some of it to work.

What if her husband stream snipes you? It

would take over an hour to drive here,

and I'm gonna start heading back now

because I'm running out of battery and I

didn't bring any charging stuff.

Stream on YouTube. I might do.

I was just doing this on Twitch to test it

out. If I can find somewhere nice—

everywhere's so noisy in Bangkok.

Maybe I can find somewhere to sit down.

Looks quite nice.

So there's no insects everywhere that I'm

sitting on.

Let me check my battery.

I've got 43%.

I'm using the flip phone on my bag strap.

I made a mistake getting the LiveU. It's

just too much hassle plugging it all in

and then having the cables coming out my

Oh crap, she's messaging me.

She said, what kind of travel do you like?

I like I

already told her 100 times I like the

beach and the sea. She keeps asking me the

same thing over and over.

Ex-husband could be anywhere. But is he

really going to do anything? Is he going

to try and take me to his car again and

drag me off by my hand like a dad telling

off his son? Stop fucking my wife!

Go back UK! You go back UK!

You fucked my wife.

What's the latest news? Um, nothing

really. I just came to a park.

Or my girlfriend kicked me out, I'm

homeless, setting up my tent by

the river. Part 2.

Wait, I got to turn notifications off.

Okay, in case

she messages me.

Why is my iPhone draining so quick? 47%.

It's draining as fast as the flip phone.

Have I been to MBK Shopping Center?

Maybe, I don't know. I went to Terminal

21, Siam Paragon, One Siam,

And the Embassy Central shopping

center, they were doing— they were

shooting a TV commercial, and all these

camera crews and this guy in front of the

camera. And then at Siam Paragon, there

was a live music concert in the shopping

mall, and we watched it. We were in

the crowd. She really liked It's live

music and concerts.

It was just some Thai, Thai pop group. I

don't know who they are. They sounded

okay, just like some K-pop band.

What's the next step?

Um, I think relax a bit and then

plan somewhere to travel to.

She wants me to go to some amusement

park with her family, and she says her

family, but she said not her mum or dad,

so I'm guessing her sister, some aunts and

nephews. I feel kind of weird meeting

her mum Already so quick.

I don't know why I feel kind of bored

though.

It just doesn't really feel as exciting as

I thought it would. Meeting— I mean,

moving to a new country and then having a

new girlfriend, it's okay, I Yes,

I definitely feel better today than I felt

yesterday. I felt— I feel more settled in.

Would it be less boring in Japan?

Probably not. I mean, probably would be

since I don't have Chihiro anymore. I'll

be just going to Japan and then be alone

again.

Japan was only fun cuz I had Chihiro to go

I need to find some activities to do. I

just don't really know to do.

Maybe I could go to Thai language school.

Are there any big

big Thailand streamers on Twitch. All I

know is that Just Kev woman.

I feel like there's not really much of a

Thailand streamer community like there is

in Japan.

Tiko Sam messaged me on Instagram telling

me about some guy he knows in Thailand,

saying that I should hit him up. I don't

know,

I don't think I would. He has a YouTube

channel, but but he just gets like 100

views or something.

Is it David Bond? No. I wonder if I'd

meet David Bond again if he was in

Bangkok. I don't think he would want to.

I don't even know why he wanted to meet me

so much back then. He flew to— I feel like

I think he flew to Japan just to meet me

because he only came to Japan for about 3

days. He said to meet me and I

don't know what else because he didn't

really enjoy being in Japan.

He kept saying it was boring and Japanese

girls are socially stupid.

And then he took me back to his hotel. He

said he's gonna have a quick nap, and then

he was napping for like 2 hours, snoring

and farting. And then he woke up and he

said, actually, I'm gonna sleep more so

you can— oh fuck, I'm getting bitten by a

mosquito. Oh my God,

that mosquito is huge.

Maybe it's not good to have my trousers

rolled up.

I hope I don't get malaria. I already got

bitten a few times in her house.

I had a bit of a lump, but I didn't really

get a massively horrible reaction or

anything. My sister used to get bitten

loads in Malaysia. She got infected

because she kept poking it with a needle.

The one time we had a family trip to

Malaysia, my sister got bitten on her foot

by a mosquito, and then it kept swelling

up, and she poked it with a needle, and

then pus came out, and then it got

infected. My dad had to take her to the

hospital.

Dengue fever. Oh, I hope I don't get that

in Bangkok. Oh, now my leg's

itchy. Stupid mosquitoes.

The thing is, you don't notice they're

biting you until they've already been

sucking for a few seconds.

Fortunately, I haven't gotten sick yet.

I think when my battery gets down to about

20%, I might start heading back.

It's nearly lunchtime.

Might do some cooking.

I thought I'd try building a bit of

confidence to stream outside and

then maybe get a bit more adventurous

later if I feel in the mood,

but I think it might be better to stream

video games. That might

be easier. You might do more Sea of

Thieves.

It's always depending on your mood. Yeah,

I woke up today, I felt pretty good.

Yesterday's livestream on YouTube did

really well. I got 280 viewers on

the first stream, but then it kept

disconnecting and then people didn't come

back because they thought the stream was

over.

I haven't had 280 viewers in ages. The

last time I got about 400 with the

Scottish girl phone call. I missed the

days when I used to get like 500 or 600

viewers no matter what I Just cooking food

on the floor. I guess those days are gone.

You used to have thousands years back.

I think there, there were only a few

streams where I cracked over 1,000

viewers. The walking out on my bitch wife

stream had 900 or 1,000 viewers.

And then, yeah, every time I walked

out of Chihiro's house and streamed, I got

nearly 1,000. And then the German girl—

the first German girl stream I did got

1,200 viewers. That was crazy.

Will you take us to Soi 6? What's in Soi

6?

Maybe next time I could go on the train

and go more into the center of Bangkok,

get a tuk-tuk.

But I'd have to be feeling pretty brave to

do that. I'm just feeling kind of lazy.

A street full of hookers. I don't know if

I want to livestream hookers. They might

flash their tits or something.

We went to a petrol station slash

supermarket. They didn't sell beer,

and then she had to buy me beer on the

food app. We tried buying

a chopping board. We put it on the

counter, the guy didn't scan it, and we

thought it was in the back. Bag. It wasn't

there. A bit annoying.

There's no big supermarket around that I

know of. I'm gonna get some good

ingredients and do some cooking. She

doesn't drink. She got it for me because

we had stir-fried pork yesterday. I wanted

some beer because

I don't really think Buying food online

from food delivery apps every day is very

sensible. It's gonna cost like £10 a day

if we order food online,

so I want to get back into cooking,

but I need a rice cooker. They don't sell

microwave white microwave rice. They don't

have that like they do in Japan. I better

She's messaging me a lot about Pattaya.

Oh, it's starting to rain now. I might

start heading back. What are you going

to do this holiday?

Swimming.

I hate when she keeps asking me very

specific questions. I don't know.

Check the weather.

It says 3 o'clock raining now.

I think it's gonna rain earlier than the

forecast predicts.

Ah, mosquitoes attacking me. I think I'm

gonna head back. I've only got 39% battery

and it's starting to rain.

She's the one who has to plan out the

whole trip. For you. Yeah, but I already

told her what I like to do. I like

swimming and I like parks and I like

Japanese food. Shouldn't she

be working now? Can't we discuss it when

she gets back? I'm busy trying to do a

livestream.

So upgrades for my backpack. I think I

will ditch the LiveU Solo,

and I don't, I don't feel like I need 3

battery banks. It's a bit overkill. It's

like 75,000 milliamps.

What are you gonna tell her when she asks

what I did today? I will say that

I did cleaning and cooking like a good

housewife.

She hasn't asked me about work yet.

I can't really— I can't really pretend to

start an art project if we're gonna go

traveling soon. So I can use that as an

excuse. I can say, oh, I haven't started

looking for any work yet because we might

go traveling soon and I don't want to

have a project to finish whilst we're

I can't believe Liz Truss has resigned as

Prime Minister. The hell is going on with

the UK? They keep, they keep sacking

people and then choosing new people to

replace them, then sacking them. They

sacked Rishi Sunak as the exchequer, then

they got that other guy, and then he

resigned, and then they got a new Prime

Minister. Now she's resigning, and then

she's the new exchequer and replaced him

with Jeremy Hunt. It's such a clown show.

Oh my God, it's starting to rain. Okay,

let's go back. I'll walk you back to the

station and then we'll have to say goodbye

because I don't want to dox my hotel.

I don't want to get caught in the monsoon

when it gets heavy.

Oh, oh, it's raining!

Oh my God,

oh my God. See, this is why

I need the hood. It's also nice because

there's no one around now. It's raining.

I feel like

my confidence is going up. Now look at the

pigeon taking a shower.

Oh, look at that pigeon. What's— why is it

all ruffled? Can you see it?

It's like sitting in the puddle of rain.

Oh, there's no shelter.

Where can I sit?

Stand under this tree in this dry patch.

It rains so much in Thailand. Everyone

always says England has bad weather,

but I've never seen so much rain since I

got here compared to anywhere else.

$800 on eBay, but I'm paying £1,000

because I bought it on credit, because I'm

paying £20 a month over 48 months.

Not a great investment. Well, I got some

bike streams out of it.

I don't want to leave this patch under the

tree now because it's raining a lot.

I thought rainy season was October— I mean

September, not October.

Where should I run to? If I run to like a

bridge, there's no shelter here.

Oh, there's shelter over here, but there's

a lot of people. No, I'm not going

Smells pretty good here. My phone's

Hopefully the Flip T has waterproof—

waterproofing.

Oh, this bit's all sheltered.

Oh, it smells like Thai.

Food.

Connection's getting

Botox. You want some Botox?

I haven't really tried any Thai food,

just been eating McDonald's and

sandwiches.

Oh, it's raining.

I think I'm safe here. Oh, it's

McDonald's.

I got up here.

You travel

since Thailand?

And eat McDonald's. Yeah, I'm not really a

food person. I'm not really adventurous

when it comes to food.

I just eat what I know.

I eat what I'm familiar with, and I don't

really care about trying new stuff. I can

tell from the smell that I won't like it.

The hell?

Homeless guy doing karaoke.

He probably gets more donations than I do.

Back at

Victory Monument. Why didn't

you report the husband? Because I didn't

have any proof that he did or said any

of the things, so he could just say

that I'm making it up. You kind

of need proof, I guess, if you're going to

make a report.

It looks pretty nice actually when it

rains.

Everything looks clean.

You could have recorded him.

Yeah, but there wasn't enough, enough

time. It all just happened too suddenly

and I was in panic mode. I wasn't really

thinking clearly and I was scared if I

took my phone out he would grab it and

I don't think they would take my report

So this is Bangkok.

Cock. Hope you like it.

I think I'm going to go home now.

It's not really much else to see, it's

just traffic and people.

So,

um, Thanks for watching.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Oh, my phone is hot. I did drop my phone

down that crack.