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Oh wow, thanks David.

Son, I destroyed you. Finina, silly. GG.

Wow. Good job on the text-to-speech

managing to pronounce that. No,

she did not. She provided a service,

and when the service was no longer needed,

she was shown the door.

That's how we do it.

I mean, she did— she did get me

to start many things that I might not have

started otherwise, like getting my own

house.

Maybe even getting the car was slightly

influenced by her. I don't know.

Yeah,

so I'll tell you what happened today after

I fix my hair. It's just that I had a

shower about an hour ago,

so it's not looking its best.

How's stock trading going? Uh, I had a

really good day today actually. I got a

20% gain and I decided to just not take

any more trades. Wait,

my new girl's messaging me.

Oh no, she just did an emoji. Okay.

Yeah, I had a really good trade, made 20%,

and decided to call it quits

for today. Don't want to push it. Plus,

I've also realized trading between open

and closing hours is not really a good

idea because it doesn't do anything. It

just goes beep beep beep beep beep beep

And there's barely any like patterns or

anything to trade off. There's just

nothing. It just barely does anything. So

I think the best time to trade is in the

opening 1

hour maybe, and then maybe closing hour,

check to see if there's setup. I say don't

trade in between those hours. That's my

new rule. So yeah, I took a nice fat 20%

gain today. I went from £7.50 to £9.

Pretty good. So if

I can do that tomorrow, I can go from £9

to £10 something.

So I think the trick with day trading is

don't get greedy, know when to

not take a trade because there's nothing

to trade, and also Uh,

if you had a good day, then just relax. I

went and sat in the conservatory, enjoyed

the sun, didn't look at the stocks.

Although there is a bearish S&P.

Might be a short forming. I don't know.

Holy crap, there was a short! Damn it.

Oh man, that would have made me 60

pence if I took that. I was

gonna take it, but I got stopped out, so

I— because I put a really tight stop-loss.

Oh man. There was a

5-minute fair value gap that I thought got

disrespected. Oh well,

whatever.

Yeah, so I've got to be really careful to

grind my way back up to £18.

Yeah, my trading account has £10 in it.

And? Am I gonna have to explain the whole

thing about percentages again?

You should not have large amounts of money

in your trading account if you cannot grow

it from £10. And having more money in it

won't make it grow faster.

It'll just make you lose more money

faster.

What strat do I use?

I use copying Traveling Trader, but you

know, the strat I used today was I

don't know how to describe it. Something

about data entry low and then going

long up until Asia high.

Seems to work. Whenever there's like a

news announcement, the candle goes whoosh

whoosh whoosh like crazy. It will leave a

big long wick and then that'll be called

data entry high or low and then liquidity

will get drawn back to the high or low.

And then you can take a short or long from

there. I've got a 20% move.

Yeah, so quite, quite happy with that.

Yeah, so about my job, um, it was kind of

weird. It's a bit of a long story. Let me

just— Okay,

so basically I have 2 phones and

there's 2 apps. And on my iPhone— so I

do my work, I log into the apps on my

Android phone, and then— so I use the

scanning app on my Android phone and then

I use the other app on my iPhone. On the

other app, it checks your performance,

your reviews, and you can do a bunch of

stuff like check the work calendar. And

check how much the estimated pay is going

to be. So I wanted to try check the the

dashboard app, and it said user is

disabled. So then I tried to log into the

scanning app, and it said permission not

granted. Then I went onto my Android

phone, and I tried logging into the

scanning app, and it was letting me log

into it. And I think that's because I had

parcels booked into the app to deliver.

So it's probably like. We will let him log

in since he's got parcels to deliver. So I

was able to stay logged into the scanning

app. So I thought, oh well, as long as I

can scan parcels, I should be able to

work. So I went to work today and I also

sent a message to the manager saying that

I can't log into the thingy, but he

took ages to reply. So I drive to the

depot And I start taking

the parcels out and I'm ready to start

scanning them and loading them. But then I

get the reply from him and he says he just

checked and he says he doesn't know why,

but for some reason my ID has been

blocked. So he sent an email to the

company to find out why. So I said— and he

also said I should take the day off today

and just go home. But he didn't know that

I was already there. So I tell him I'm

already here and I've already started

taking the parcels out. So then I think— I

wait a bit and there's no reply. So then I

think, uh, I'll just put it all back into

the storage thing. I'll just put all the

parcels back in after I took them all out.

So I put them all back in and I start

chatting with this other guy who works

there. He's really nice, I like him.

So I tell him what's going on and he's

just— he's like, oh, don't worry, they're

not gonna boot you for that. I said, I've

been missing my delivery slots a lot

because I'm too fast and I arrive at the

house like half an hour early, so I just

deliver it anyway.

So then I put everything back into the

storage container and then I get a message

from the boss saying— because I've told

him now that I've already taken them out,

should I just deliver them? And then he

goes, yeah, okay, just deliver them.

So then I have to take everything back out

again. So annoying. So I take it all back

out again, scan it all, load my cart.

And yeah, I was telling

the other guy because I noticed the other

guy does the route where you know who

lives. And I said, oh, you're doing that

route? I did that one last week and my ex

lives there. So it was kind of weird. And

then he was like, haha, yeah, that

happened to me as well. And then he said

he had a similar story where he also

delivered to this village where his ex

lived. And I was like, yeah, it's kind of—

looks bad, doesn't it? He just laughed.

I don't know why I started opening up to

him about my relationship problems. It was

weird. It's just funny because he's

probably the guy that delivers to you know

who. If he's doing that route,

because I did that route and, um,

yeah, it goes all around the town in

a specific part of the town. He kept

asking me if I was going to get a van. I

said I don't know, because what if I get

the van and I get fired?

I don't know, I don't know why he broke up

with his girlfriend, because He's actually

pretty good-looking and he's like tall and

he's like muscular, like not fat,

and he looks pretty toned and he's very

charismatic and very chatty, which is why

I chatted to him. I only chat to people

who seem like really open and charismatic.

So I'm like, if a guy like him gets

dumped, I don't know what

chance us guys have. He's like

the coolest guy at the depot. He's like 6

foot, athletically built,

very nice and friendly,

nice smile as well. Kind of looks like

Daniel Craig a bit, but younger. And then

I don't know if he got dumped or if he

dumped her, but I don't know what his

reason for breaking up was. I don't know,

maybe his ex was like Oh,

you didn't phone me enough. Some stupid

reason like that. Us men out here trying

to work and make money, and then our women

are like having mental breakdowns because

we don't text them enough or some stupid

rubbish. Us men out here trying

to keep the world going around, trying to

make the money, trying to make things,

you know, flow and stuff. Without society

collapsing, women are like, he didn't buy

me Big Mac when he went to McDonald's. He

doesn't care about me. It's just

ridiculous, isn't it? I don't know how

we've come this far as a human species.

So then, yeah, made me

a bit curious, like, how did he break up

with his girlfriend? I bet it's some

stupid reason. I don't know,

just assuming.

Yeah, so then I went delivering, had 90

goddamn parcels. It took me ages, 3 hours.

I don't know why I was so slow this time.

I think it's because my mind was very

distracted. I didn't organize the parcels

very well. I lost 3 parcels inside of the

car. I just couldn't find it. And then I

realized, oh, I put them there because

they were too big to fit in where I

usually put them.

So annoying when that happens.

Yeah, I lost it in the car. I couldn't

find it until I was already halfway done.

I couldn't be bothered to go back.

90. Oh God, I felt like, just please fire

me for God's sake. So yeah, I don't know

really. I'm still blocked

from the app. I can't log in. It says my

user ID has been disabled. The manager

said he's going to message the company and

find out, but I haven't heard from him

since. So I'm guessing that my account

was getting a lot of negative ratings. So

I've either been automatically disabled

as like a safety feature and then it has

to be reviewed by a human because I just

don't think I would get manually banned

without any explanation. I think it's like

an automated system thing.

I reckon my account just, I don't know,

Like it's raised flags on the system, so

they have to now investigate

my actions.

I don't know. I mean, the other driver

was like, oh, don't worry about it, but he

doesn't know everything I've been up to.

I started applying for some other jobs. I

got a phone call from a recruitment agency

because I applied to this parcel packing

warehouse job. I also applied

for the Royal Mail post office job. It was

so stupid. You apply for the job and it

takes you to the website for a postman,

and then you gotta fill out this— you

gotta take a quiz where they ask you the

dumbest questions ever. Multiple choice.

It's like Do you enjoy working outside?

Strongly agree. Agree. Neither.

Disagree. Strongly disagree. Or I

enjoy— Do you enjoy interacting and

helping people? Do you enjoy challenges?

Do you like working outside? I just— it's

so dumb that obviously I know what answer

they want to hear. I'm like, yes, yes,

yes, no, no, no.

I had 80 questions like that. At the end,

I just couldn't be bothered. I was like,

click, click, click, click, click,

whatever.

Do you enjoy driving an automobile in

all types of weather? Hmm, what is the

best answer to get this job, I wonder?

No, I hate people. Imagine clicking that.

You— do you hate people and helping

people? Strongly agree. Why? Why do they

bother making me this stupid test? And

then you got to take like a hazard test

where they show you some pictures and you

identify the traffic hazard and it's just

like a motorbike or a dog in the road and

then you click it. So stupid.

What even is the point of this?

Whatever, I don't want to be a postman

anyway. You gotta drive that van, you

gotta wear a uniform, wake up early as

well.

So yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna lose

the job or not. I gotta wait until my boss

messages me, but as of right now I can't

log into the app, so After I finished

today's job, I logged out and I couldn't

log back in. So they only

let me log in because I had like a route

booked in from the other day. So I

guess I am on a break for now.

If I see any Bee liveries pop up during

the day, I might go and take it. One

popped up whilst I was at the depot and I

thought about taking it, but they only

paid about £15 because I was quite near

to where the house was and they wanted all

this shopping. You would have to go Tesco

and like walk around looking for all this

I'm just hoping I get the money that I've

earned. Up until now.

I'm pretty sure they'll pay me. They're

not just gonna not pay me, are they?

Yeah, they'll definitely pay me. It's not

like a scam company.

What's the point of these streams every

day? Uh, so I get money and so I can

interact with my community. Why else?

What was the point in anything on YouTube?

I'm expecting my Amazon delivery to come

soon. 400 cups worth of coffee.

Such a nice day today. I just remembered,

you know, it's like 25 degrees today.

I show up at the depot in my jumper and my

winter coat and my gloves, and everyone

there is like wearing shorts and t-shirts.

I felt so stupid. The guy I was talking

to, he was like, Jesus, are you warm

enough? And I was like, I'm cold.

And he was like, no way. I should have

said I was living in Thailand. I don't

want to tell my whole life story. I don't

know why I'm so cold in the morning, even

when it's 15 to 20 degrees. It was hot. I

had to take my jacket off, actually. And

then it was like 25 degrees during my

shift, so I just had to take my jacket

off. I look so stupid though, like I'm

dressed for winter and it's 20

degrees. So funny.

Uh, I, I'm very slow when it comes

to the temperatures changing. If you've

got to now change your outfits, I'm very

slow to adapt.

It probably won't be until June

where you'll see me start wearing

t-shirts. I was wearing t-shirts when I

got back from Japan, wasn't I? For a bit.

Because I was still used to wearing

t-shirts from living in Thailand for 2

years. I'm still wearing my winter jumper

in— it's almost May now, but I don't feel

hot. I feel comfortable. Probably didn't

knock a single door today. Nope. And I

think I delivered one to the wrong

address. Yeah, I went— I remember because

one house is called 15 and the other one's

called 15A, and I had an Amazon parcel to

deliver to 15A. I couldn't find 15A, so I

just dumped it at 15. So then that was a

couple of days ago. And then today I drove

past that house again today and the man

came out and he was like, do you deliver

for Amazon? I said no. And then I said my

company name, which is not Amazon, by the

way, but we do deliver Amazon parcels. So

I said no. And he said, oh, someone's been

delivering parcels to the wrong address.

And I was like, hmm, oh, it's not me. It

was me though, because I'm not working for

Amazon. So suck it. But they think it's

an Amazon driver because it's an Amazon

package. Ah, foolish peasants.

Well, it's their fault having this

stupidly— that place is so stupid.

Because it's like a stupid holiday park

home and the numbering system is so dumb

because sometimes I get parcels for number

22, but the order goes 16,

18, 20, 22A, 24,

20, and I'm like, where's 22?

And it turns out 22 is not there, it's at

the other end of the park. What? What?

Why does it go 16, 18, 20, 22, 24, and

then 20? No, it goes 16, 18, 22A,

24, and then 22 is like all the way here

on the other end. So stupid.

So I have no— I'm not walking all the way

around this stupid thing looking for 15A.

Don't number your places so stupidly,

then don't blame the driver

for delivering to the wrong address.

Blame yourself for having a stupid

numbering system. I hate

it when you got 15A and 15B.

Just call it 15, 16, 17.

That's so annoying.

The numbering system of some of these

areas is so silly. Like, they split the

street into 2, so you've got low

numbers on that side and the high numbers

on that side, and then it goes odd, odd,

odd, odd, odd, even, even, even, even,

even.

So silly.

15A, my backside.

Why don't they put 15A next to 15?

Because it goes 11— no, it goes 9,

11, which always makes me chuckle because

it's always like 5, 7, 9, 11. It goes 9,

11, 15, 13.

What?

It goes

9, 11, 15, and then 13.

What? Who decided that?

13 should come before 15, surely.

So stupid.

Gonna have more coffee.

Oh wow.

Yeah, I wish I just said, um,

your numbering system's stupid, that's

why. I delivered it to the wrong house.

Yeah, I feel like, I don't know, like I

kind of want to be fired in a way because

I'm so fed up with this stupid job.

But then I do need the money and I kind

of like heading out in the morning,

something to do. Otherwise I have nothing.

I don't know what to do in the morning. I

can't just sit here waiting until 2 PM.

Yeah,

I saw some jobs. Lidl seems to be looking

for staff and the post Post Office

looking for postmen and a bunch of

delivery companies like Parcel

Force. They've got some ads,

but they always want you to go to their

website and then you've got to fill out

some silly questionnaire. I just want to

send off my CV and then say I'm

interested. I hate it when they

take— oh, Co-op was recruiting as well,

but you would go onto their website and

fill out a bunch of questions. They always

ask these stupid questions like, have you

been rejected for a job at Co-op in the

past? Obviously I'm not gonna press yes.

Why would I press yes? You have to be a

moron. I'd press

no.

I don't want to leave because I need the

money. But if I had forced— if I was

forced to leave, I would not be that

unhappy about it, I guess. I have to find

a new way to make money, I guess. I'm just

bored of this job already.

I don't like how close it brings me to you

Yeah, I don't know. I'm hoping my YouTube

Yeah, it seems like after around 3 months

I just get fed up with the job and then I

get fired, banned, or I quit.

Hmm, market looks to be setting up a

short. Don't know if I'd want to

take it.

Yes, you know, people keep saying, why

don't you just date someone nearby? Uh,

it's because when we inevitably break

up, then I'll have 2 exes in

my neighborhood that I've got to now

avoid. Do not crap in your own backyard.

The golden rule.

Someone fill me in what's happening with

this job. Well, the manager doesn't know

what's going on. He has no idea why I've

been banned. He said he'll look into it,

and he said take tomorrow off, but I

went to work today and I delivered 90

parcels before I got kicked off the app

How hard is it to avoid a handful of

people that aren't related anymore? It's

actually pretty hard. I've already seen

you know whose car. I drove past it. I was

like, oh my God, is that her car? And it

was.

Don't tell her.

Not a crime to drive past. Well,

if there has been a stalking and

harassment report submitted If that's to

be believed, it looks a bit bad.

All right, I gotta update the debt. IKEA

loan went down £100.

Yay! What do I suspect the reason of the

problem? I think I've

been getting a lot of complaints and my,

my account health got really bad and

they've disabled it because it dropped

down below this level of standards.

But I thought they would give me a

warning, or I've done something really bad

that's violated terms of service and

they've just booted me off. And now

they're going to explain that to the

manager, and the manager is going to get

back to me, and he'll be like, so I had a

chat with the blah blah blah blah blah,

and you violated several terms of

services. Unfortunately, they've decided

you cannot be a driver with us anymore,

and it's out of my hands. That's what he's

going to say. I bet you anything, because

the manager doesn't really have much

power. He's not a boss or anything. He

just manages the drivers. He doesn't have

a lot of power. He can't make these

decisions.

So that's what I imagined. I think I've

done something really bad, like a severe

violation of TOS, and I've been, um,

just booted off basically. It's just weird

they haven't messaged me or anything about

it. You think today I'd get an email.

No, no email.

Hmm. TOS only exists to be violated.

Otherwise, what's the point?

I think because I've been missing the

delivery time slots basically every single

day, it's put my account at risk.

They've got these different levels like

perfect, um, needs improvement,

below standards, and then at risk. And

mine was like at risk with a big

But I didn't think they would just like

disable your account.

So yeah, even if I had to do retraining or

I don't know, told what I was doing wrong,

I would still just carry on doing it wrong

anyway because I can't be bothered.

Because I think the rules are stupid,

basically. I think there's no problem

putting the package in front of the door,

and if they're not there to collect it,

then it's their fault, really. They should

be— if they bought something and they know

when it's coming because they will get an

email, then if they're not at home, then

it's their fault.

Not my fault it

gets stolen. Well, it's their problem,

isn't it? Not my fault.

There's this one house,

it's right on this really busy road and

there doesn't seem to be anywhere to park,

so I didn't deliver it today because I

couldn't be bothered. Now I

don't know what to do with it. I hate

those houses, they're right on the busy

road and there's like no pavement or

anything. And they've got a driveway, but

they've got cars on it, so when I pull

into the driveway, there's nowhere to turn

around. So then I gotta back out back onto

the busy road. Why am I

risking my life to make 50 pence? I don't

Just ditch that one. And then I had to

deliver to the house that the grumpy old

man raged at me, so I,

I ended up— I thought, okay, I better

deliver it this time, so I just delivered

And then I saw all these black people

standing at the corner of the road, and

then I realized, oh, is that a bus stop?

But they were all black. And then the

other day I saw a black man standing— why

are they always black? And then he was

like waving at me, so I ignored him and I

just drove past because I was pulling out

to turn left and he was on the corn a bit.

I don't know why he was waving at me.

Maybe he wanted a lift. And then the bus

came today and it was like a hospital bus.

So I think it's like, I don't know, these

black people work at the hospital. But

then why are they all black and why do

they live there? I've never seen any black

people here.

First time in 2 months I saw those black

people.

Hmm, if we don't have the job anymore, we

won't be able to talk about parcel stories

again. What are we going to talk about?

Yeah, I think I'm not gonna trade anything

today. Can't be bothered. I made

20%, it's good enough.

How am I gonna pay my bills? Well, I think

I can make £1,500

a month with YouTube, OnlyFans, and PayPal

combined. That's what I'm hoping.

And then if I get bored, I might start

applying for other jobs just so I've got

something to talk about, because it is—

it's good ranting content, isn't it? And

then I don't know, whatever, I get fired

in 2 months, who cares? Pump and dump

these stupid jobs like Tinder bitches.

I get the job, I rant about how rubbish it

is, I make some quick money, and then I

get fired in 2 months. That's how it goes.

I get— I'll just apply for every job in

this area until I get fired from

everything. Why not? I'll just apply for

everything. Kitchen job, cleaning job,

and then I'll do it all really badly, and

then I'll get fired, and then I'll get a

Whatever. I think Burger King was

looking for stuff. I could steal the

Free burgers. God,

I miss fast food. I would love to get a

Big Mac or a Whopper. Tonight I'm having

spaghetti with cheese and my old

broccoli stuff.

It's gonna be amazing.

Oh, stupid fly.

Parcel stories are lame. Well, you wait

until I get a job at Burger King, then

you'll be hearing burger stories. Guys, I

flipped the burger, but it was stupid and

it fell on the floor, so I ate it anyway.

I'll start stealing the leftover food on

tables. That's what I used to do at the

Roebuck Inn when I was 18. I was a

dishwasher in this pub. Sometimes they'd

leave food on the plates and I was hungry,

so I'd just eat it. Like roast potato,

half a sausage.

I'd be like, oh, and then start washing

the dish. And one time there was this

plate and it was so oily. I don't know

what was on it. Lasagna or something. It

was just covered in grease and oil and I

couldn't be bothered. I chucked it in the

dumpster around the back instead of

cleaning it. It was just covered

in grease. Disgusting. And then I had

these rubber gloves and they kept tearing

because if I didn't use rubber gloves,

I'd get this dry skin rash. So I had to

have rubber gloves and they would last

maybe 4 days before they started tearing.

And then I could feel the water rushing

in. I'd be like, oh, not again.

There was a hot girl there working.

Called Leanne. She was a waitress.

She was 2 years older than me, which means

she must be nearly 40 now. Jesus Christ,

I can't believe it. I bet she's fat

and ugly now with 5 kids.

She was so cute, just slim, long black

hair, white, perky bum and boobs.

I felt really nervous around her. I think

I was about 18 and she was like 21 or

something, so she might be 40 now. Lynn

and Bernard, the managers, are pretty

dead. I would be surprised if Bernard's

still alive because he was so fat.

Definitely had a heart attack.

And then there was this other girl. There

was this 14-year-old girl called Chloe,

and she was addicted to cigarettes. And

then Lynn kept asking me to go and buy

cigarettes.

And, and then later I found out my friend

from secondary school started dating her,

and I was like, what? But she's 14. And

then I realized, oh wait, She's probably

like 18 now, but you're like 22.

That was weird.

How'd you start— what? How did they even

meet?

Yeah, once we once vacuumed one of the

bedrooms together. It was hot, but there

was no talking.

Yeah, I was quite lucky with all the cute

young girls around me when I was working

at the Roebuck Inn. Didn't get any action

though. I had my anime hair.

That was my peak weeb phase.

Covered in spots. My face was just covered

in spots all the time. You think my skin's

bad now? God, you should have seen it when

I was younger. So pimply.

Oh God.

Yeah, I did have acne. I never said I

didn't. I'm saying now I don't really have

much or any. I've got one little one here.

But it was much worse when I was a

teenager.

Yeah, so what if I get fired from the job?

What I'll do is I'll probably take a

little break, and then when I get bored,

I'll start applying for new jobs.

What's that noise?

When's cooking time? About half an hour.

Customer assistant at Lidl. Oh, that's the

one in front of Tesco's.

£12.75 to £13.65 an hour.

16-hour contract, that's pretty good

actually. I don't want to do full-time.

Stack them shelves. Oh, I could get

free food as well, couldn't I? I get the

expired food.

I could probably find a better job, to be

fair. Where I'm not driving up and down

and destroying my car.

There's probably so many jobs out there

where it's much easier and you just go

into a building and you stand in there for

a few hours and you go home and you're

guaranteed work. And it's not like how

many parcels you can get. That would

be pretty nice actually. So if I get fired

from the job, I'm just going to take it as

a sign that it's time to move on from the

delivery work. And just get maybe a normal

job. And then maybe there's some girls

there.

Surely working in the supermarket will be

easy. And then I'll get free food as well.

I'll just take the expired food.

Plenty more fish in the sea. Abundance

mindset. There's always another trade.

Yeah, I get holiday pay as well.

Which is pretty cool. I remember when I

was working at the petrol station and I

was just amazed that I could take 2 weeks

off and go to Japan and still get paid for

it. That's amazing.

Did I lose money today? No, I made 20%. I

went from about £7.50 to £9.

That's why I'm not really desperate to

trade anymore today.

Sometimes you just got to, um,

take a break.

I wish the boss would just hurry up and

find out. I want to know what's happening.

He said, no idea why they blocked

your ID. Take the day off.

Okay then.

It is very annoying when you've got to use

one of these apps to work and then you can

get banned off the app, like Uber,

Amazon, because at least

if you just got a normal job You would

have to have a chat with the manager

before you get fired. They can't just like

shut you out the building with no

explanation.

Maybe it's the end of the delivery arc.

I don't know what to do now.

Oh my God, good thing I didn't take a

short there. I think it's going for

previous day highs.

Hmm, I have no idea what to talk about

No job stuff, no girl drama.

It's kind of funny. Without girl drama or

any kind of drama at all, I've basically

got no content. I've got nothing to

talk about. And then girls—

girls I get into relationships with,

they're like, don't talk about me.

You mustn't talk about us. Yeah, good

luck.

Then what's the point being with you? I'm

sick and tired of all these girls who

fancy me and they're like, oh, don't talk

about me, don't film me. If you don't

want— if

you don't want— how do I word this?

If you don't want to be in the public eye,

then don't meet a YouTuber whose content

is about his personal life.

I don't want any more girls trying to,

like, hook up with me when they're saying,

oh, don't talk about me, don't do this,

don't do that. Then don't meet me.

Simple. If you

meet me, you will be talked about. If you

don't like it, tough.

Fed up all these girls like, oh, don't

talk about me. Oh, take down the videos.

Me, me, me, me, me. Shut the fuck up.

I'll talk about who the fuck I want to

talk about, bitch.

Tell me what to talk about? No one ever

tells me what I can and cannot talk about.

Go get fucked.

I'm not scared of your threats.

You barely have a YouTube channel while

letting it rule your life. All my content

is about my personal life. Without

personal life, what am I gonna talk about?

Look at me now, like, struggling to find

things to talk about because I've got

nothing going on.

Yeah, every single person I encounter will

become content. Even the random guy at the

depot who I had a 5-minute interaction

with becomes content because

I've got nothing else to talk about.

What do other streamers talk about?

PewDiePie is going on about fucking Linux

on his computer. Who cares? Oh well,

I spent all day coding this stupid little

thing that makes text spin around on my

screen. Wow, it's so cool. Wow, Linux.

Shut the fuck up, PewDiePie. Just admit

you're bored, you've got nothing to do,

so now you're fiddling around with

operating systems when Windows works

perfectly fine. I've never had a problem

with Windows. All these stupid Linux

people need to shut the fuck up. Oh,

Windows is so annoying. No, it's not.

Windows— there's no problem with Windows.

It does exactly what it needs to do. I

don't know what you're going on about.

They think they're so smart because they

can open the terminal and press sudo apt

colon blah blah blah. What a stupid video

I have never had a problem with Windows.

I don't know what people are moaning

about.

PewDiePie is just so obviously— he doesn't

know what to do with his life and he's

just messing about, sitting there all day

typing stuff into the terminal so he can

make like a little display thing with

data. Get a

Windows is bloatware. Yeah, it doesn't

matter though, it doesn't affect you.

Yeah, I've got crap installed on my laptop

like Spotify, Xbox Gaming Pass,

Dolby Atmos. I don't care, I just, I don't

open it. It doesn't slow my computer down

if it's not open. Oh no, it's using up 100

megabytes of space. Boo-hoo.

Getting more and more fed up of

PewDiePie's stupid antics. He's like,

I don't know, a retired old person, but

he's young because he's rich.

Where's my damn Amazon package?

I hate it when they knock my door, makes

me jump. They knock it so hard.

6:30 to 9:30, 6 stops away.

Why do they always come so late as well?

They always arrive at my place between 6

and 9. The poor guy

must be doing a 4-hour block.

Why doesn't he learn day trading? That's

cool. He should just

take his millions and put it all into the

stock market. I bet he's one of those

people who like Stock market is lame.

It's gambling. Oh well, I'm selling.

Go short, Spike. I'm in.

I'm gonna set a tight stop loss of— it

hits previous day highs. I'm hoping for a

rejection here. I'm gonna set up a 10p

stop loss. This is

just— so

we've got bearish SMT divergence

and previous day's

high,

2 confluences. We'll enter a short here.

20 pence profit, 10 pence stop loss.

That's a 1— 2 to 1 risk reward ratio.

I did use Linux before when I was in my

early 20s and I was broke and I didn't

want to buy— I didn't want to buy the

Windows license for some reason. I think I

built my own computer and instead of

buying Windows, I just downloaded Linux.

It was like 2000 Late

2000s. Yeah, I gave it a try. It was

okay, basic, get stuff done, but you can't

game on it. You can't— you were back then,

you couldn't play games on it.

Oh, I'm up 5 pence! Let's go!

I'm gonna put the stop loss to, uh, break

even. I'm not losing it. Oh, I'm up 8

I'm not losing a penny on this. Stop loss

at breakeven. I'm up 5 pence.

Come on,

hold.

Yeah, I had Linux. It was called Ubuntu,

wasn't it? I don't know what it's called

now, but I used to use Ubuntu. And yeah,

I used to think I'm so cool because I'm

not using Windows.

Well, I can use the control terminal,

sudo apt blah blah blah. I'm up sixpence.

Come on, it's showing strength. Oh no,

I'm gonna get stopped out. I'm up 2 pence.

I'll set my stop loss to, uh, 1 pence

profit. I'm up 3 pence, so bare minimum I

will make 1 pence.

I can't look. Oh no, I lost my 5

Can I day trade using Ubuntu?

I'm up 3 pence. Why is

it strong? Come on, go down.

No, I got stopped out. What?

I'm back in. Fuck you.

What? They made me lose a penny even

though I set the stop loss at break-even.

I put my stop loss to lose only 6 pennies.

I don't get it. I set the stop loss so I

would make a penny and then it made me

lose a penny.

I'm pretty sure I didn't pay for Windows

anyway. It was just pre-installed on the

laptop. So it's not like you save money by

not using Windows.

I wonder if Traveling Trade is going

short. No, they're not

doing anything.

I'm gonna get stopped out again.

Oh yeah, I'm gonna lose 10 pence.

Damn it, I told you not to trade anymore.

You just can't help it, can you?

His stops are too tight. Well, yeah,

because I don't want to lose all the money

I made today. But I think this is a short

I can't look.

You got S, you got bearish SMT, and it's,

and it swept previous day highs.

Oh, for fuck's sake, I got stopped out

again. I lost 11 pence now.

I went down from £9 to £8.89. Oh my

gosh,

I could have taken that 7 pence profit.

Should I go back in?

Oh.

I don't even know what this line was

actually.

Wait, that's not previous day high.

That's just some random line in the middle

I don't even know why I put that line

there. It shouldn't— I think I've

accidentally moved the line because it

should be way down there. Why is it up

there? Previous day

high was taken out ages ago. I don't

know what I'm trying— oh my God.

I think I accidentally moved the line and

didn't realize. Oh my God,

I just took a short for no reason and lost

10 pence. I hate when that happens. You

accidentally move the line, you don't

realize you've moved it.

Well, that was stupid.

I thought that line was something I marked

out, but it was something I marked out,

but I accidentally moved it when I was

clicking.

Day trading S&P. Now I'm day trading the

US 500. It's not the same.

So where's the draw on liquidity?

It's Liberation

Day high. When was that? When was

Liberation Day? That's,

that's miles away. 5,700.

Oh God, my 3x SPY ETF is not going to do

Well, he thinks the drawn liquidity is the

Liberation Day high. Then shorting is not

going to work here, is it? That's a

massive distance to cover though.

God, thank God I put a tight stop loss.

Oh, now it's coming down.

Should I go short?

I don't know. And what if it rips?

I'm gonna give back all the gains I made

Oh.

The Amazon driver's been 5 stops away for

ages. What's he doing?

Oh look, there's a bee livery.

One Stirling tobacco pack,

that's all they wanted, pays £22.

In Tavistock. That's like 10 minutes

God, that would be good. £22 for

delivering one pack of cigarettes, but

someone took it.

Hmm, no point trading

here. It's literally gambling.

I want my 10 pence back.

God, it's so hard to like not trade.

I said I was not going to do any more

trades for today and then I just blew 10

pence on nothing because I accidentally

moved my line. I didn't realize.

What about Channel 4 News?

Can you unban the special word?

I don't know. I guess it doesn't matter.

People are saying it anyway.

I want to wait until my Amazon comes and

then I start cooking, but Oh, he's 4 stops

away now. He's so slow.

He's not pro like me.

Oh, what are

we in?

Oh no, wait.

We're inside the Liberation Day gap

already. Jesus.

Liberation Day.

I haven't got this marked out properly.

I hate it when your chart looks different

to their chart. I know you messed up those

routes. I knew it was 1216 West Street,

one after Magna Carta. As if I could ever

make such a mistake. Never, never. I just,

I just couldn't prove it. He covered his

tracks. He got that fool at the dispatch

desk to vouch for him. Yeah,

okay. Yeah, I can't find—

where is it?

I need a higher time frame.

Why does my chart look different to his

chart.

There's 1, 2, 3, and the gaps in there.

You think this is something? Oh wow, you

think this is bad? This chicanery? He's

done worse. That GPS swooper stunt. Are

you telling me a driver just happens to

spoof his location like that? No, he

orchestrated it. Daniel, he stopped

delivering parcels, prop. Yeah, I wonder

if they can check and see. Wow, how does

he teleport from here to here?

Because I'm a wizard, bitch.

Got the Peugeot instant teleportation.

I'm a wizard.

I don't know why he's drawn the gap like

that. Yeah, we're inside Liberation Day

gap. What? Delivered too early,

didn't knock, didn't take pictures, and I

hired him and I shouldn't have. I brought

him onto my own delivery team. What was I

thinking? He'll never change. He'll never

change. Ever since he was a kid, always

the same. Couldn't keep it. Yeah, I know.

It's kind of funny. I've literally not

changed at all since I was a teenager.

You know, one of my very first jobs, I was

delivering newspapers when I was 15 years

old with my best friend around the

village. And it was a summer holiday job

and we did it on the bicycles. I'd go to

his house, we'd unpack the newspapers and

then put them into like the bicycle

basket. It was such hard work,

especially going up the hills. And then we

were supposed to keep doing the job after

holiday ended. Hands off the shortcut

routes! But not our Daniel. Couldn't be

precious Daniel screwing us over, and he

gets to be a driver. What a sick joke. I

should have fired him when I had the

chance. Yeah, and then we was— I promised

him that I was gonna help him after

school, but then I completely forgot. And

I was so tired, and I was already at home

making a bacon sandwich. And then he

phoned and I was like, oh, I can't be

bothered. Sorry. And then my mum went to

his house to help him and apparently he

was crying like a little baby. He was

like sitting there crying, surrounded with

stacks of newspapers. And then my mum

drove around in the car helping him

deliver the papers and then she took the

job. He quit and then my mum took the job

and then she was just delivering

newspapers in her car for like £10.

She was probably spending more on petrol

than what she made. I couldn't be

bothered. It was hot and I was tired and

Sonic was on TV. I had bacon sandwich.

Best friend ever.

Okay, what's Traveling Trader saying? He

is saying Liberation

Day high. I gotta mark this out on my

chart. Damn it.

I entered my short hedge position way too

early then, if that's the draw. Good thing

I didn't deploy all my capital.

I might put another thousand into it then

if it gets back up to like 5,800. I'm

gonna enter more 3x SPY short

leverage. What do you think?

Well, then I could hedge my hedge by going

long from here up into liberation high,

can't I? I'd make £5 and

then just don't day trade, just leave this

to sit.

Oh,

it's Cake.

I haven't seen you all day.

A mystery.

Sunny owes Daniel a lot of money.

No, although it would be nice if she gave

back my £30.

I paid £60 for Assassin's Creed Shadows

and she paid half of it, and then we were

supposed to be playing it together.

I don't know if she changed her login

details for Steam because I forgot what it

was anyway. She's probably— do you think

she's changed her passwords on Steam? At

least give me back my money. Not fair.

She gets to play Assassin's Creed Shadows

and she only paid half of it, and I don't

get to play at all.

I wonder if she's actually playing it

though. I thought maybe it makes her sad.

Cake hotter than Sunny. Yeah, definitely.

And younger.

Hmm, we are kind of at the level where A

hedge entry would work, but then there's

also a level above, and he believes that