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how to survive a typhoon in japan
2018-09-29 · 10 min
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Don't film me. There's a typhoon
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0:07–0:10 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_0coming. We need to buy food.
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0:11–0:13 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_1Japanese.
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0:15–0:16 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_2We need the light. A light. Light in the
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0:23–0:27 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_3gas column. Gas. Gas. We have lots
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0:27–0:30 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_4of gas. Gas.
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0:31–0:34 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_5I'm the cameraman now. People don't like
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0:36–0:39 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_6me. They want you instead.
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0:39–0:40 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_7Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop.
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0:42–0:45 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_8Don't stop. Don't stop what? Film me.
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0:45–0:49 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_9Film me. Okay,
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0:49–0:52 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_10it's already started raining.
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0:52–0:56 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_11More rain to come.
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0:57–0:58 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_12Oh, I'm getting wet.
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1:04–1:07 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_13My feet are getting wet.
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1:23–1:26 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_14My feet
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1:26–1:33 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_15are soaked.
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1:33–1:35 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_16Good thing I didn't wear socks. We might
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1:38–1:41 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_17get a power cut if the typhoon gets really
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1:41–1:43 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_18bad, so we need to stock up on food so we
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1:43–1:46 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_19don't have to leave the apartment.
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1:47–1:48 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_20See, everyone's getting a bit crazy,
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1:57–1:59 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_21dashing out to buy food before the shops
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2:01–2:03 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_22close down.
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2:03–2:04 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_23But there's not much food left. Most of
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2:09–2:11 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_24it's already been taken.
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2:12–2:12 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_25There's hardly anything left.
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2:15–2:18 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_26Show your face.
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2:21–2:22 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_27You look like a crazy woman.
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2:27–2:28 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_28Oh, the bread's gone. Why do
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2:43–2:46 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_29they always take all the bread straight
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2:46–2:48 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_30away? Why don't they take something more
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2:48–2:52 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_31important like actual food instead of just
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2:52–2:54 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_32bread? Okay, so I think we need juice.
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2:55–2:57 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_33Definitely need juice. Oh, they have
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2:58–3:02 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_34new sandwiches. Caesar salad chicken
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3:02–3:05 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_35sandwich,
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3:05–3:05 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_36roast beef with horseradish,
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3:08–3:12 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_37chicken salad sandwich.
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3:19–3:20 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_38Lots of
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3:21–3:30 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_39spaghetti.
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3:31–3:31 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_40Strawberry.
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3:41–3:43 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_41Look, someone brought a fishing net or
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4:28–4:31 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_42butterfly net here. I don't
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4:31–4:35 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_43have any hands left. You hold it.
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4:36–4:37 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_44I'm getting wet. You're not very Good
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4:43–4:49 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_45at holding it. It's so romantic.
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4:49–4:52 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_46Look at the lights reflecting off the
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4:55–4:58 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_47water. So pretty.
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4:58–5:02 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_48Mite,綺麗でしょ?
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5:02–5:08 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_49Storm's coming.
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5:13–5:14 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_50If you think it's bad now, wait until you
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5:17–5:18 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_51see tomorrow. It's. Gonna be windy. It's
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5:19–5:21 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_52not even windy yet. Tomorrow it's gonna be
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5:22–5:24 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_5310 times worse.
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5:24–5:25 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_54Look at these new sandwiches they've
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5:29–5:30 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_55started bringing out. They've started to
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5:30–5:32 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_56finally bring out decent sandwiches.
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5:32–5:34 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_57Maybe they were listening to all my
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5:35–5:36 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_58complaining. Beef— roast
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5:37–5:40 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_59beef sandwich, horseradish. You see,
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5:41–5:44 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_60and people say I complain too much. If you
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5:44–5:46 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_61don't complain, then things don't get
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5:47–5:48 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_62fixed. They made these special sandwiches
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5:48–5:51 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_63just for me.
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5:51–5:52 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_64Stop worrying.
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5:59–6:03 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_65Red trousers.
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6:04–6:05 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_66I'll blur it out. Don't worry.
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6:09–6:10 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_67Open m osaic m osaic.
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6:17–6:21 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_68か ける から 心 配 す んな。
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6:21–6:25 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_69心 配 す んな この 女 や ろ。 日本
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6:27–6:32 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_70語 下 手 く そ。 は? お 前 よ り ペ
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6:32–6:36 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_71ラ ペ ラ だ よ。 バ カ に して ん じゃ ね え よ。 This
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6:36–6:44 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_72is what I got for dinner. It's pork
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6:44–6:49 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_73and rice, and I have coleslaw,
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6:50–6:52 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_74and she has some kind of wrap.
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6:55–6:57 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_75Doesn't look very appealing. What are
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6:59–7:03 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_76you doing?
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7:03–7:04 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_77So what we have is fried onions with
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7:11–7:15 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_78fried pork in some kind of sauce and
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7:15–7:20 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_79white rice with some purple,
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7:20–7:23 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_80purple sprinkling on the top.
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7:24–7:26 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_81Are you excited about the typhoon?
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7:27–7:30 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_82Yeah. You love typhoons.
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7:31–7:34 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_83One thing you can do to show respect when
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7:37–7:39 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_84you're in Japan is to stick your
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7:39–7:41 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_85chopsticks into the rice like this. It
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7:41–7:43 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_86means that you're ready to eat. Don't do
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7:44–7:46 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_87it! It's respectful to
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7:46–7:49 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_88stick your chopsticks into your rice like
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7:50–7:51 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_89this. Look. No,
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7:52–7:54 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_90you're ruining the joke.
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7:58–8:00 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_91What do you
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8:02–8:06 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_92have? Nikta puri tacos mito.
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8:06–8:09 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_93What does it mean in English?
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8:11–8:14 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_94A lot tacos with
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8:15–8:19 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_95a lot of meat. Do you like your
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8:20–8:24 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_96wrap packs full of meat?
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8:24–8:26 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_97Do you like love? Tuck, tuck,
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8:27–8:31 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_98like me. Like me? Do you like it packed
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8:31–8:35 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_99full of meat? She doesn't
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8:35–8:38 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_100get it.
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8:38–8:41 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_101Very good.
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8:48–8:48 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_102Tastes like pork and fried onions with
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8:54–8:57 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_103rice.
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8:57–8:58 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_104Don't do it, typhoon's coming.
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9:10–9:13 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_105We live
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9:20–9:23 · rev_5a1b58bd83451eb43dd6b746e607d375_106here.
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