Staying at the cheapest hotel in Osaka with my girlfriend

Huh,

don't know what just happened.

Why did the stream end?

I don't know why the stream ended.

The stream should not end because the

server is supposed to be hosting the

stream.

I don't get it.

It's really weird.

If I disconnect, it shouldn't end the

stream.

Well, at least the stream's saved.

6 hours.

That's really weird because it said the

server was still live,

but YouTube ended my stream.

I don't know why.

I don't really want to go in there, it's

too noisy.

Let's just bike around a bit.

Well, good news is I can make a new stream

from my phone

without needing a laptop.

I'm using Larix Broadcaster with a server.

And if I disconnect, it's supposed to

carry on streaming and just say, be right

back, reconnecting.

So that was really strange.

I don't know what happens if the server

goes down, then I won't be able to use it.

Oh wow,

at least the, uh, sushi and

some hotel got archived.

6 hours, not bad.

Would have preferred to end the stream— I

mean, reset the VOD after I get back, but

whatever.

Is it okay

now?

Hmm, what should we do now?

I don't think I really need the adapter.

I can use the iVideo adapter plug.

Maybe that will fit.

Am I in the bus stop?

Uh-oh, not

sure what to do.

Whoa, that's tight parking there.

There's little

parking spots.

Uh, where am I?

What do you mean title is clickbait?

I just went to sushi with my girlfriend.

Didn't you see her?

Maybe you need glasses.

Ah, lost half my viewers now.

Having to make a new video, a new stream.

See, that's why the server is supposed to

keep the stream going, but it ended it.

Actually, it wasn't the server's fault,

it's stupid YouTube.

YouTube ended my stream.

Had to create a new event.

Oh, I'm in number now.

Hey, don't accuse me of clickbait.

My girlfriend is in Thailand.

She's coming.

I don't know the difference between a

latte and a cappuccino.

Is a cappuccino just frothy?

Frothy coffee.

What even is a latte?

I don't understand these words.

Why can't they use English?

She gave me a double look.

She looks at me twice, doesn't she?

Maybe I should follow her.

She looks small.

We have 3 hours to kill.

Maybe I'll look for some net cafes or

capsule hotels we can stay in next.

This is quite a nice area.

Who's Mike Williams?

See, famous,

famous YouTuber.

Oh wait, I'm at Dotonbori.

No way I'm getting through here on a bike,

so many people.

Oh, I'm near that famous Glico.

Sign with the bridge.

I'm on one of the bridges.

Oh, me and David Bond came here.

They've got a nightclub

Called the Giraffe— Giraffe— Giraffe

Nightclub.

Wow, this sounds terrible.

I'm gonna move to Osaka in a year.

Oh wow, do you want to go on a date with

me?

Dump your boyfriend, I'll buy you sushi.

This is J-rap, not J-pop.

They're rapping.

It

sounds

So bad.

Ah, what?

Ah, market.

So so market.

Ah, food, drink, app arel, app arel.

Ah, fashion.

Hi.

Ah, it 's ですか。 今日 今日 の はい え っと 二 十 時 まで。

今日 八 時 まで。 はい。 PM 八。

ま で なん で。 あっ ち ですか。 あ もう この 川 沿 い、 川 沿 い の

え っと この 大 黒 バ ス セ ラ まで なん で。 これ 見 か け た ら

そ こ まで しか 出 て ない んで。 よ かった ら 全 然 行 って も ら

って いい です。 なんだ った ら あの 定 期 的 に 出 る っていう 頃、

ああ。 あの ワ ー キ ング、 ワ ー キ ング、 ワ ー キ ング。

あ の 仕 事 中。 え、 あの なん て いう 観 光 中？ お ー。 韓 国

いい。 そう。 そう。 え っと、 Do you from?

出 身？ 出 身。 啊， Eng lish。 Eng lish UK。 对。 I

'm Japanese.

Japanese.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Okay, have a look.

All right.

Bye.

Wow, I got numbered.

He numped at me.

It's funny.

He said they're doing a market, River

Market.

Could go to the market.

I don't know.

Oh, police.

Let's see what the police are doing.

This place is pretty cool actually.

I came with David Bond 5 years ago and he

was trying to namper everyone.

Every girl that walks past, he tries to

talk to them.

Holy— there's no one inside.

Where are the police getting donuts?

Oh, they're over here.

What are they doing?

I'm like that guy in that movie, Jake

Gyllenhaal, where he finds crime scenes to

film.

Oh, there's like 5 policemen over here.

There's 2, 2 guys in the back of the

police car.

Oh, there's more police here.

So many

police.

Do you find this annoying?

Should I go away,

or do you want to listen to it?

Music

is awful.

Okay, let's go.

Why are there so many police here?

It's like 10 police.

There's 2 young kids in the back.

Not kids, but like teenagers.

That's another one.

That guy just hit the police car.

He was like looking in the window and then

he hit the mirror.

Oh my God, what a bastard.

There's so much stuff happening here.

It sounds horrible.

What the hell are these?

Whoa,

sexy!

Japanese police cars look so cool, I don't

know why.

Dotonbori Hotel.

Big nose.

I think me and Tika and Sam came to this

hotel.

We walked into this hotel, I think.

A

load of love hotels here.

I want to go around that area, but they're

playing that music.

Yeah, there's a video of me and Sam.

It's on my second channel.

It's called something like What Happened

on the nights my wife kicks me out or

something.

They're waving at everyone on the

about.

What time is it?

5 PM.

There's a lot of hotels here.

What time do the prostitutes start coming

out?

I think that guy was asking if I was from

Seoul, wasn't he?

He was like, Seoul?

Do I look like I'm from Korea?

What's this?

Where are you going?

Just randomly riding around these streets.

Seems like party time's about to start.

It's a Sunday evening,

maybe not much party time.

Second channel name is Expert Review Zone.

Tesla.

Wow,

do you see that Tesla?

So quiet.

Am I in the new place?

Yeah, I checked into the hotel earlier.

I think I'm at America Village.

America Mura.

Wow.

They do like the baggy trousers here in

Japan.

You're right by my shop.

You own a shop?

What shop?

I got chatted up by a guy.

This is car coming.

Moving.

It's not even moving, is it?

So hard to cycle here.

So many weird-looking people everywhere.

To your left front.

Where am I going?

Passed it.

Okay, I wasn't looking at the chat.

What's the name of the shop?

Here in the building with Pam.

Family Mart.

Where's the Family Mart?

Oh, I see it.

What, here?

Red brick.

You mean the toilet?

There's a red brick thing over there.

I thought that's a toilet.

The hell

is this car?

Is

that

a Rolls-Royce?

It's a weird looking car.

I'm at the Family Mart.

Where?

On your left side.

What kind of shop is it?

It's not red, it's brown.

What is it though?

What kind of shop?

The hair salon.

It's a hair salon.

It's a used Tenga store.

What?

I don't know.

This place is weird.

Everyone's— this is like reverse weeb

culture.

Everyone's trying to be American.

Everyone seems to be into, into hip-hop

kind of fashion.

Ameribooz.

I

think this is America Town.

The place to be for hip young people.

Hip and with it.

Hip and with the cool kids, just like me.

I'm probably the most unfashionable person

here right now.

My gardening gloves, black sweatpants.

Should I get dripped out in American

clothing?

It's like, um,

overwhelming amount of stimuli.

Streamer Coffee Company.

I'm a streamer.

Uh, let's go back.

Nothing here.

The cyclists here really don't follow the

road law,

turning right onto the right lane.

Weird.

Urban fashion.

What would you call my fashion?

Hmm, any more interesting streets?

It's kind of dead around here.

What happened to all the music?

It's so quiet now.

I'm just rolling around

on the prowl.

I'm at the Apple Store.

I bought my iPhone 11 here.

I think it's Shinsaibashi.

I wonder if my school's here.

Human Academy.

I sat here waiting for the iPhone, my

iPhone 11.

I was waiting here, uh, 4 years ago.

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket.

Nice to see my old haunts.

How come you don't go there anymore?

It was 13 years ago.

I used to go to school around here,

Japanese school.

For 3 months.

It was a nice school, made some friends

there.

Thank you, Daniel.

It was nice to see my old home.

I want to find somewhere to pee.

How about up her bum?

Nice bum to pee in.

嗯。

She got told off.

Why does he carry a big stick?

Is he gonna hit people with it?

Did you see the traffic guy?

Don't have to have a toilet in here.

They have shisha.

I don't know where I can put my bike.

Can I put

it here?

Staff

only.

I really need to pee.

We're supposed to wait for the light to go

green, and this woman just biked across

it, and then the traffic guy shouted at

her.

I don't think she saw him standing there.

I

need to pay.

Where is

the toilet?

Again.

Anyone else think those go-kart things are

really lame?

Let's try in here.

Oh, they're still playing music.

I don't think

they do.

It's not friendly.

All the convenience stores around here

don't let you use the toilet.

I think it's to stop drunk people coming

here.

If they have toilets, then it'll become

like a drunk people magnet.

Yeah, I think I have to leave this area

because there's— this is like a party

area.

Uh, where did I come from?

うん。実は俺が沸いたと。

So many— are they police?

They're carrying sticks.

I think I came this way.

I did come this way.

It's that guy.

They have a— it's like a police bus.

Are they getting ready for mobs of drunk

people or something?

A lot of police around.

Yeah, that's the police.

These are police.

Look, they have like a, a van to snatch

people.

太陽の目、様を向かう。

Um,

you mean there's no toilets in Umeda?

Protests on Sunday.

Spinning.

I'm gonna have a look and see what it

tastes like.

You can see it all.

The police bus looks so ghetto.

What are they doing in there?

And why do they have these roads closed

off?

Random segments of road closed off.

I

need to find a toilet pretty soon.

It's a 7-Eleven here.

No, it looks too small to have a toilet.

Don

Quijote.

But that's in the direction I just came

from.

Taxi got beeped, uh, gonna pee in my

pants.

Oh my God,

there's

no point trying to run.

Too crowded.

Wow, big palm white girl.

I need to pee so badly.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, actually gonna piss myself.

I went into 3 konbinis, they don't have

toilets.

It says staff only.

I think I need to pee less when I sit

down.

Oh,

don't press it!

That's why you bring it here.

Don't press it, just drink it, you idiot!

So so so so so so so so so so, like two

people in there.

Two p e d o.

Oh, back at the Apple Store.

This place sucks.

I need to get back on the road.

Damn people everywhere.

Oh my God,

why don't they have any toilets in the

drinking area of the town?

I mean city.

So many people here coming to drink and

stuff.

None of the stupid shops let you use the

toilet.

Atom Group, what's that?

So annoying because I want to explore that

area, but I need to pee.

I

need to pee.

Pretty bad days.

Hey, is this a one-way street?

This is a one-way street.

I can ride up the one-way street, can I?

I'm just going to ride up the one-way

street.

Can't be fucked anymore.

Why is this a one-way street?

Oh my

God, stupid road.

One-way street.

Suck my dick.

Oh, Osaka Metro.

Maybe they have a toilet here.

Is there a toilet in the metro?

Yeah,

how do I get in?

Why do I have to— I bike.

Uh, well, I could beat myself in and then

say, can I get out?

Made a mistake.

The hotel behind you,

would they let me use it?

Hotel Nico.

Nickel.

Are you sure they'll let me use the—

where can I park my bike?

There's like a Soviet-looking security

guard.

This is a shopping center and it's closed.

Ah, ouch!

This is a car park.

Uh, park my bike here maybe.

If there's no toilet— oh, Oh my God, I

need to pee.

Every time I want to turn, there's someone

there.

This looks like a shopping center.

Oh, I need to pee so badly.

Down,

down

here.

Oh my God.

There's nothing in here.

Oh my God, I need to pee so bad.

Go up.

I really need toilet, guys.

Where's the freaking toilet?

Go up again?

Now you know why I just stayed at home to

stream usually.

At least I'm looking sexy.

I

need to pee.

Oh, this is a hotel cloakroom.

ありがとうございます。Thank God.

Thank you, Jesus.

Oh, blood, you're a lifesaver.

I would have pissed myself.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Use me as a toilet, Daniel, then cereal,

please.

What a nice hotel.

That's people peeing in it.

This hotel is very fancy.

Yeah, now we can get back to exploring.

Wow,

this is a nice hotel.

I want to stay here.

I don't want to go back to my slum hotel.

Now how do I get out?

I think I came up the escalators.

Fixed static again.

Okay.

Is

it fixed?

Okay.

Try not to drink, otherwise we need to pee

again.

嗯。

Okay,

go back to the river, see if anything's

happening.

This bus stopping.

Damn it,

why is this bus stopped here?

Middle of the road.

Why?

Why?

Ah, 止 ま って 待 つ。 うん。 じゃあ これ 利 用 利 用 だ よ けど

ね。 はい。 あの 利 用 でき へ ん。 はい。 Ah, he 's

helping me.

Hi.

Wow, so nice.

Not very useful though, the, uh, waving,

and no one paid attention to him.

Oh, thanks, sir.

But cereal by the river.

Maybe.

He

tried his best.

Yeah.

Okay, where's the action?

I want a shady-looking alleyway.

Oh no, U-turn,

U-turn, U-turn.

Beautiful.

Down here

looks pretty shady.

Shady ramen shop.

ありがとうございます.

Takes too long to say.

I'm bothered.

I just give him a polite head nod.

Yeah, we have it like once in a while.

It's like a treat.

We probably have it less often than we

have like ice cream.

Ice cream.

I'm American.

American Chad.

Wagyu burger, ¥1,200.

Wow, this place is cool.

What do they do?

Udon.

Udon's boring.

Shady alleyway.

Shady alleyway where

the prostitutes— she looks like a

prostitute.

これ。

啊，哦。嗯。

Who's she

shouting

at?

When do the weirdos start coming out?

The freaks.

I like the freaks.

Kobe beef.

Um, you got

Going here?

Uh, I don't know.

Sorry, sorry.

How the fuck am I supposed to know?

It's if I know where some random

restaurant is,

or if I just pointed in some random

direction.

Pickpocket.

It said Kobe beef, didn't it?

Do you see

the hairs coming out of his neck?

Why would you not shave that off, or at

least cut it.

It looks so weird coming out of his chin.

Maybe right.

He thought you were local.

Haha.

っ て

言 わ れて、 柳 田 の お じ い ちゃん かな って 思 った。

I'll be back.

Did

you see the dinosaur restaurant?

This is where I met Ice Poseidon.

Guys, look, this is where me and Chihiro

sniped Ice Poseidon.

This is where Gary and Ice were eating and

me and Chihiro sniped them.

I'm pretty sure.

I don't know why the connection's bad

here.

It's like it gets worse the later in the

day it gets.

Set streaming.

Yeah, do you remember this place?

That's the bus.

Hmm, where are the weird alleyways?

I think—

I don't know why Chihiro is so excited to

meet Ice.

She looked more excited than I She doesn't

even know who he is.

それ が 潜 在 心 が 溜 ま って いる 自 分 の ポ イ ント から の 視

野 の 巻 き 起 こ し にな ります。

Hmm,

wow, that's sunset.

Watch this.

Connection's a bit patchy here.

Is it streaming?

Guys, is it streaming?

I don't

know why the connection is so bad.

Fix the static.

嗯。

I lowered the bitrate, maybe that'll help.

Put it down to 1000.

Um, this seems to happen at night in

cities.

Happened in Osaka, in Umeda.

Instead of the pocket Wi-Fi.

うん、うんダメ。

Maybe I lower the bitrate even more, down

to like 800,

but it's gonna look like crap.

It's better that it looks crap if it

doesn't

Cut out.

Oh,

I wish I had a proper SIM card.

Where even am I?

I guess we have to go back to

Shinsaibashi.

I want to find a prostitute.

Getting cold.

You think the internet in a The tea would

be good.

If we go back to the room, there's nothing

to do.

Can't cook, can't shower, can't

Ah, te venís.

Ah, se pretende eso.

I want to go to Dotonbori again.

Is the stream static?

Okay.

Let me fix the static.

What has he done today?

I went to the slum hotel and then I had

sushi and then a man talked to me.

Loads of things happened.

If there's static, it's probably because

the internet's bad.

Internet's not good enough for good

audio.

Great, cuz the internet's bad.

Internet's not good enough for good audio.

I don't know why it's so bad here.

9 download.

Uh, 3.

I have 3 upload speed.

Now I'm not using multiple connections

because,

uh, eSIM and the prepaid SIM cards are

really expensive.

The eSIM is like $26 for 20GB, and if I

turn on Speedify it gets slow because of

the VPN.

If I get a prepaid SIM card, it's like,

I don't know, $20 for 5 5 gigabytes.

So expensive.

It's a lot better

now.

Yeah, because I'm just standing still, I

guess.

If I put on the eSIM, you can't do bonding

because it slows down when you put a VPN

on.

What are we doing now?

Well, the stream keeps lagging out when I

go down the alleyways.

I want to that go down the alleyways.

Yeah, talk to a person.

Someone clip it, it's gonna go viral.

Viral smash hit.

I want to go to the river bit, see if

there's any action, like, uh, people

fighting.

Ahem.

This part of Osaka is pretty nice.

It's not great for streaming though.

I don't know why I can't get good

internet.

Money can't solve everything

unless I buy a different pocket Wi-Fi, but

then it's like a waste of money.

No, we're here again.

They're still playing music.

I think they're still playing music.

Oh, thanks, Hong HK.

If I had the tingle to hire a prostitute.

Sometimes the idea of top to shin turns me

on a bit, but then I just do it in the

sink and then I feel relieved.

Seems like a lot of money now, $120 just

for a quick, a quick shag.

Who knows if it's even going to be good.

If it's a good shag, maybe it's worth 120.

Oh, thanks, but can I be your sugar mama?

You can be second sugar mama.

Some kind of event's going on here.

I wanted to investigate.

We at

the river.

The Glico sign, famous.

What's that sound?

It's like, um, bass.

The sound of bass.

Okay.

Mommy, Dad's right here.

Make some noise!

Yeah, you, you come in.

So where are you from?

Where are you from?

Australia.

No problem, no problem.

Yeah, yeah, no problem.

Yeah, so what's your name?

What's your name?

Ameda.

Ameda.

So Ameda with me, he stand by me.

All right,

are you ready?

Everybody put

your hand—

So where are you from?

So do you understand some español?

Español?

No.

One song for you.

La mano arriba, cintura sola, la mente

abierta, dada a futuro.

Verás que hasta ahora quiero solo pensar,

me viene a la cabeza, dada a futuro.

La mano arriba, cintura sola, dame la

verdad, danza con duro.

Desde esta hora quiero solo besar la mera

cabeza, danza con duro.

Thank you so much.

So if you smile, so feel enjoy, please tip

for me.

Thank you.

Good job.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

He makes more money than me.

I went to Thailand about four days ago.

Yeah, so I bring some food.

Some food?

Yeah.

So pad thai.

Okay.

You love pad thai.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, of course.

Okay.

Yeah, thank you.

Thank you very much.

It's

hard to stand here.

People keep trying to take pictures.

Idiot just walked into my bike.

How can you walk into a bike?

I need the toilet again.

How'd you walk into a bike?

I don't get it.

People stupid.

The

hell's that music?

Oh my God,

do you want to go into the crowds?

Sideshow Bob hat.

Okay, one, two, three.

One more.

One, two, three.

People keep walking into my bike.

He doesn't do anything, he just stands

there.

Oh, the police came.

The police came.

It's this part of the bit.

No Spider-Manning.

Poor Spider-Man

got told to go away.

This

place is funny.

tôi mong chờ

quá.

Oh, there's an info man here.

Usually when there's an info For men,

there's, uh, adult places around.

I think this is where the sleazy bars are.

Sleazy pubs.

The host clubs and stuff like that, I

think it's around here.

Look, host.

First one.

Go to a strip club.

Okay,

get some bitches.

Wow, look at all the hostess people.

Oh, the weirdos are coming out.

Oh, it's cold.

Oh, it's cold.

Getting

cold, guys.

I want to go back to my slum, but I want

to see if there's any interesting stuff

here.

Whoa, it's cold.

Wow, look

at all the info men everywhere.

This must be the sleaze area.

Park your bike and walk, but I think it'll

be smoother if I ride.

If I walk, people get seasick.

下次 就 没 了。 下 周 一 呀， 明 天 我 也是 准 备 明 天 去 看， 看

什么？ 看 花 花？ 什么 花？

哇 哇 哇！ The streets of Sue

z.

Sedimentary lifestyle.

Wow, look at the hosts.

No, I mean sedimentary, not sedentary.

Isn't sedentary like bowel problems?

No, that's dysentery.

But yeah, where are the sleazy streets?

More down here.

Look at all these host clubs.

Damn, so many.

Can you see it?

Is the stream quality better now?

Maybe we go back soon.

What do you think?

I could try putting the bitrate back up to

1500, but I don't know if it will stay

connected.

Go to sushi.

I already went to sushi.

I spent $17 at sushi.

The

host guys are out on the streets.

Invest the money in better quality

streams.

There's literally nothing I can buy, even

if you gave me a million dollars.

There's nothing I can buy to make it

better.

Now, what suggestions do you have?

I have a live view.

Rob CD uses a Bella Box and a Jetson Nano.

Phone, and he's got like 2 modems and a

SIM card.

The guy has Japanese residency, so he can

get a proper SIM card,

and he's got wired internet back home so

he can put overlays on his stream.

To have overlays with LiveU, you need your

laptop open, streaming from the laptop at

your house.

So I'd have to have a connection in the

hotel room, which I don't.

So I need like one Wi-Fi in the hotel

room, 2 on me, and a SIM card.

It's like 4 connections.

It would be costing me like $300 a month.

I'll try using the eSIM.

So I've got some data left on the eSIM.

I can't get the eSIM to work.

Don't

know, guys.

Don't know what I can do about the

connection.

It's just this area is kind of

Weird.

Maybe we should go back now.

The

weather's not nice.

It's cold.

See if you can find— yes, I think the

souvenirs at that shop says that you

wanted to buy from is— okay, good.

Oh, they

have one more.

ど う ぞ お願いします。 どう ぞ お 休 み ください ですか。 どう ぞ。

I think people are not talking to me

because I got a bicycle.

Usually they would come up and ask you to

go in their club or their bar.

Should I go in a bar, blow all my money?

What

do you mean nobody asks you to go to a

bar?

If you walk around alone, the The bar

people come up to you and try to get you

to come to their bar.

Why don't you just shut up if you don't

know what you're talking about?

Why is it so cold?

I've rolled down my trousers.

I see a lot of cute girls around those

infomän places.

I think you go in and then you tell them

what you want and then they'll guide you

to where to go.

But I feel kind of tired now,

getting late.

Let's have a

sound, girl.

Do you

think they have a toilet in there?

I need to pee again.

No, I think I went in there before.

Let's go home.

I can't stream here.

Shit, the connection.

Uh, so annoying.

I want to go down those alleyways and see

if something funny happens, but oh

Yeah,

back to the slums.

The weather's not nice anyway.

It's windy and cold.

Keep effing.

What's the point in life anymore?

Ah, taxi.

Oh, stupid SIM card.

Fucking annoying.

Oh my God.

So

freezing cold too.

全然Aかな。

We're going home, guys.

Get some food first.

あ の ビ ッ グ ビ ッ グ マ ック セ ット。 はい。

サ イ ド メ ア。 ああ M M M で。 はい。 普 通

の コ ー ラ。

あ も 持 ち 帰 れ。 だけ 七 百 五 十 円 ね。 セ ブ ンハ ンド。

うん。

二 百 五 十 円 の お 返 し と こちら の 番 号 で よ り 三 八 番

の イ ンタ ーワ イ ド お 待 ち ください。 ありがとうございます。

Ah, fucking wind.

Ah, fucking cold.

Fucking red light takes so fucking long to

change.

Oh my fucking God.

Oh, fucking wind.

Oh.

Oh, now the stream works perfectly when I

leave the interesting place.

Great, fucking great,

stupid internet.

And now the stream works perfectly.

I go to the cool place and then it Fs all

the time.

Fucking internet.

Now my chip's getting cold.

Why do the red lights take so Damn long to

change here.

God,

the traffic light's red, the pedestrian

crossing is still red.

Just change as soon as the other one goes

red.

Everyone's red.

Oh my God, I want to walk around the

sleazy area, see the prostitutes.

Shoots.

Uh, it was just F the whole time.

Everyone should turn their stupid phones

onto airplane mode so I can stream.

Oh my God,

but why is it red now?

Just fucking go!

Oh my God.

カ ード を 抜 いて ス キ ャ ン して ください。

お 支 払 い 方 法 を お 選 び ください。

お 支 払 い 方 法 を お 選 び ください。

大 丈夫 です。

お 支 払 い 方 法 を お 選 び ください。

現 金 を 入 れ 終 わ りました ら、 確 認 の 上 OK ボ タ ン を 押

して ください。

お 次。 リ ト ル シ ート を 受 け 取 り ください。 起

こ り 忘 れ に ご 注意 ください。

Oh my God, so freaking windy.

Spilt like Coca-Cola.

Coca-Cola's leaking in the bag.

What

was that?

Uh, where's the stupid hotel?

Just dropped the food on the floor.

And then goes to pick up a new box of the

food.

Wasting my time.

You know, they're just going to pick that

up and put it back on the shelf.

It touched the floor, who cares?

It's in a package.

Oh,

let's go, let's go, let's go!

I actually don't know how I'm gonna have a

shower tomorrow because I don't have a

towel or shampoo.

So what am I gonna do?

Take, take my fucking shoes off.

Oh, fucking cock.

Oh my God, you have to take off your shoes

in the hotel.

What a joke.

Oh my God.

Oh, I need to pee.

Come on, for fuck's sake.

Come

on.

Oh

my fucking God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Are you enjoying Japan?

Do you think you will get burnt out

streaming every day?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Oh yeah, it's better.

Slum hotel Wi-Fi better than expensive

pocket Wi-Fi.

Slum hotel Wi-Fi better than expensive

pocket Wi-Fi.

I don't know what is wrong with the pocket

Wi-Fi today, but it's like

completely useless right now.

Constant effing, and then it's like a

slide showing out.

Rubbish.

I don't know why I can't get the eSIM to

work.

Nothing is fucking working.

Oh, I got so many damn Tinder and Bumble

things to reply to.

Hold on.

Thank God there's Wi-Fi here.

Hmm, where shall I put you?

Let me reply to my Tinder stuff quickly.

嗯。

I want to go to Dotonbori again.

Who pressed it?

That was you, prick boy.

Who pressed it?

Just a drink, you idiot.

Ah, too many people to reply to.

Look, I got live view.

Should I use the live view tomorrow?

Oh, thanks, Justin Torridge.

I need to keep my voice down.

I need to keep my voice down.

My cough vibrates the room.

Guys, can you hear me if I whisper?

Hope you're enjoying new Japanese life.

Do you think

this goes in here?

Guys, this room is not bad.

I actually kind of like it.

It's cozy.

嗯。

So many girls messaging me now.

Wow, this girl is 2 km away.

She's pretty close.

You could go to her house now.

I thought I could use the wireless mic,

but it's not working.

I thought I could use the wireless mic,

but it's not working.

All the tech is failing recently.

I'm chatting to this Japanese woman.

I think she likes me.

Let's go, Danny boy!

Get yourself some Japanese plunge!

Okay.

Okay, I don't think I can do push-ups

tomorrow.

My ribs so hard.

Um.

I thought maybe

we could try the live view with the GoPro

tomorrow,

but I'm not sure when or what we're going

to do tomorrow.

I thought maybe we go to Yodobashi Camera

and look at what SIM cards they have.

Because I need to try and improve the

stream quality.

Oh, thanks for the—

oh, thanks HK for $5.

I need to add up the donos in a minute.

I don't know what's wrong with the

internet.

It's so bad today.

Wait, can you hear me?

Can

you hear me?

Hello.

And I would say the hotel Wi-Fi

Is kicking me off.

Is it working now?

Did you hear what I was saying?