[2023-03-31] all night sleeping stream in Japan [UcMQUgD_f_c]

11 hours 20 minutes previous stream.

Nice.

Okay, now I need to,

need to phone my girlfriend.

I'm ready.

Ah, goddamn it.

Hello,

boss.

Right.

What's wrong?

I

miss you too.

Really, baby?

Yeah,

I cycle 50 kilometers today.

Show me.

Show you how.

I miss you first.

Oh, my face is tired.

I can't accept you.

I told you every time.

Please, please.

Okay, hold on.

Huh?

Wait.

Okay.

Hello.

Miss you too.

And my hand burns.

Oh my God, baby,

is your— yeah, pain on my arm.

Why you're

not— cuz it's cold.

I thought no sunburn.

Playing

here.

Yeah.

Why

does she hang up?

Sorry, Debbie.

What happened?

My friend, she called me.

Oh.

Yeah,

tired.

My lip?

Yeah,

my rib.

Still pain?

Yeah.

Oh my God, why have red?

That you scan it, right?

I don't know.

Why is it red?

Oh my God.

And, uh, left side,

you pain left side?

No.

Just right side.

Yeah, later.

Later.

My head.

Yeah.

Yeah,

miss you.

Miss you too.

Nice.

Your cream?

What cream?

Uh,

in my jacket.

Yeah,

yeah, I got cream.

No one.

I bought it at convenience store and my

finger,

my finger look bad.

Look bad.

Yeah, so bad.

I don't want to look.

Okay.

I'm not talking.

I'm just like— I'm just like this.

Tie Vargana in my mouth.

That is not uncouth.

Oh my God, baby.

What's wrong?

Yeah, pain every day.

Pain here.

No.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, finish.

$13.

Huh?

What?

$13.

$13.

Yeah, it's cheap.

Thai Vargana in my mouth, that is not

uncouth.

You pay $6?

Yeah.

Yeah,

okay, but it's in the slum.

It's in an ugly place.

You want to stay in the slum?

You're crazy people, poor people.

Maybe,

maybe.

Okay,

maybe

a

little.

Come back to bed, baby.

I cycle 10 hours today

to Osaka City.

Yeah.

Okay,

yeah,

bicycle.

I get you a bicycle.

That's just a few hours.

I walk all day.

Oh my God, I cycle all day.

A little bit.

10 degrees.

You know, you know, in Thailand it's very

hot.

40 degrees.

Yeah, so technically, but my,

my skin still good.

You like burns?

Yeah, never.

Yeah,

no,

train,

train.

I'm near the train.

Yeah, can you sleep?

Yeah, tired.

Look nice here.

It's small place.

Uh-huh.

It's a new or same place?

Same place.

Okay, what time now?

9 o'clock, 9:40.

Okay,

you need to rest.

I miss you.

I want bath.

I want bathtub.

Okay, okay.

You shower.

Okay,

okay.

What's your dinner?

My bed.

It's my bed.

Mine.

What's your dinner?

You cooking?

Oh, I don't like that.

Not good.

Looks weird.

Look weird.

No, my table!

You steal my table and my seat.

Kiss, kiss, kiss, baby.

Have nice dinner.

Thank you, baby.

Bye-bye.

Okay,

bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Fuck me.

Oh my fucking God.

Oh

shit, she's still on the phone.

No, not really.

That shouldn't— I didn't hang up.

I'm like, oh, fuck.

Love you too, kiss.

I'm gonna have to— I'm gonna add up

donations.

Add to the timer.

So I'm taking it the VOD saved.

You can watch the VOD when I'm asleep.

I think there was some fun— a few funny

things that happened.

He sounds so fed up.

Yeah, I'm like, hello, miss you too.

Okay, uh, well,

I'm tired.

I can't really put on my fake voice.

Very well, right now.

Oh, fucking hell,

my ribs.

Why they put these weird orange things on

their eyes?

Get it off.

Actually still a bit hungry.

Hello guys, welcome back to a new video!

How can 2 bentos not be enough?

I actually feel a bit peckish now.

How many calories?

How many calories burned riding cycling 50

kilometers?

Says average person will burn between 450

and 750 calories per hour cycling.

I cycled 10 hours.

You're telling me I burned like 5,000

calories?

How

many calories in these bento,

bento box?

Doesn't say.

Oh, it does say

581 calories,

so roughly 1,200 calories.

I don't know which one that was.

Was that the chicken or was it the curry

slop?

Oh, that was the chicken, 581.

So the curry slop was probably just

400-ish because there wasn't anything in

it.

It's probably like 1,000 calories, these

2.

And then I had a beefy bacon burger

McDonald's and a vanilla milkshake.

And I had energy drink.

I think I didn't even have 2,000 calories

today.

I need another 3,000 calories.

My stomach is already fat and bloated.

Then I would have to spend ¥2,000 instead

of ¥1,000 to get double the food.

It's a lot of money on food.

Okay, let me add, add up the donuts.

Tooth timer.

If I'm burning so many calories, why is my

stupid stomach so fat?

Take some calories from my belly, please.

I don't want it.

Oh, okay.

My

calculator

up.

800 yen.

6 plus

6 equals 12,

plus another 12.

800, 800.

And then,

ah,

12:26

is 2

£2

is 250.

Another 20 sec.

Ah shit, I ruined it.

16.5

plus 2,

and then 1, 2,

20.5.

And then, wow, ¥8,000.

Wow, $60.

Thanks, Blood Bucket,

very generous.

And then $2 from a

Aolus.

And then

298 from Nana.

What's SGD?

Singaporean dollar.

224.

Plus 1.

Wow, today was pretty good.

And then plus £6— no, £4.

It's $5.

I messed up again.

8574 plus

$5.90 plus $2.

9274.

Cool.

So, uh, 92,

74 times 20 minutes.

Wow, nearly 2,000 minutes.

1,854,

which is

30 hours.

Really?

Yeah, basically 31 hours on the clock.

So it says 2:40 now,

2:70.

So it'd be 241 plus 31, 272,

and 49 minutes.

Set time.

Wow, 272 hours on the clock now.

Oh, oh, my ribs.

Yeah, put $1 equals 20 minutes.

Because I thought I wouldn't get many

donos.

Uh, people seem to be liking the streams.

Damn, even my shoulders are aching.

Look how brown my arm is now.

Nice, 270 hours.

That is

11 days,

11 days on the clock.

It's already 10.

Jesus, like, I need to go to bed soon.

Maybe we go to a sushi restaurant or

something, see how many plates I can eat.

I think tomorrow we don't go somewhere

really far.

Let's try and stay in the local area.

I don't want to do another 50 km.

That was brutal.

The ride back home was just like torture.

All-you-can-eat place.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

90 minutes.

I didn't realize Osaka and Umeda are so

far away.

Isn't that 30 miles?

50 kilometers.

Isn't that 30 miles?

You might be really sore tomorrow.

Yeah, legs are getting sore too.

Okay, let me get rid of this rubbish and—

oh fuck, I just dropped my curry

chopsticks on the carpet.

Oh no.

Oh,

that's nasty.

It's fine,

it's fine.

Bath time.

Danny, don't leave.

I have to, I have to bathe my sore

muscles.

Check my second channel.

Come on, Resident Evil review!

Yes, broke 10K views!

My professional Resident Evil review.

As an avid fan of Resident Evil games, I

just had to play that game.

Unfortunately, lacking in lust.

Wow, Octopath Traveler review, nearly 40K

views.

I made nearly $100 on the Octopath

Traveler review.

That's like 10 times the views my videos

get now on this main channel.

Uh, it's sad when a stupid troll video

gets 10 times the views of stuff you

actually care about.

But that's why YouTube's stupid, because

it

doesn't reward honest work and just— it

just rewards stupid trolling and

clickbait.

It's a dumb platform.

Why don't they promote, you know, actual

genuine stuff?

Put my streams in the search algorithm so

people interested in cycling can find it.

I should stream the next— I mean, title

the next stream something like non-stop

cycling in Japan.

Actually, that would have been a good

title today instead of the slum thing.

Tell Blood the Bucket you love her.

Love you very much, Blood the Bucket.

Thanks for all the donos.

I'm very grateful.

No, I don't really find that tags help

because I don't put any tags on my video

game reviews.

PewDiePie video nearly at 200K.

Yeah, it's a lot of views.

Made $400, I think.

Definitely making that video was

definitely a lot easier than cycling 10

hours a day.

Took me like 20 minutes to make that

video.

$400 in 20 minutes.

We want to see you bath, bathe.

No, I already did that on the first day.

I need to get naked and stuff.

Oh my God.

And I'm gonna pay pick my teeth and clean

my teeth.

It's not a good look.

I think the title

is important.

I need to put cycling in the title maybe,

but I don't think cycling is really gonna

get huge views or anything

unless it goes viral, which

It has to be something really clickbaity,

like, oh my God, nearly— Cyclone nearly

killed in Japan.

Like a short thing to grab people's

attention,

but I'm not sure if that would— I guess it

would keep— get some of them to keep

watching.

Do I have any clips where I nearly died?

Ice Poseidon tried putting out Shorts for

2 months and none of them went viral, not

even a single one.

They all just got about 10-20K views, his

normal amount of views.

Shorts are stupid.

I've never had a short do well.

Videos are better.

It's just a bit of a shame it's not

bringing my old audience back.

The views are slightly better than when I

was in Thailand, but not by much.

So I guess it brought some people back.

I think only Chihiro would bring them back

at this point.

Okay, time for bath food.

Uh, what else do I need?

I'm so sore, my whole body.

Okay, see you in about 20 minutes maybe.

Does it mean no more videos?

I don't really have any ideas for videos,

to be honest.

What would I make a video about?

What did I do before?

I had like a getting back with Chihiro

video,

made her make a video about why she got

back with me,

and then I kind of ran out of ideas and we

just went to USJ and Nara, and then I did

some clickbait like My message to Kanae

Tohru: do not message my wife.

It's just dumb clickbait.

Like, dear Greg, do not talk to my wife

ever.

I guess I clickbait stuff like, oh no, my

girlfriend wants to come to Japan, sad

face, Chihiro didn't want to meet me.

I just— I can't be bothered doing that

anymore.

I don't know what I'd make a video about

unless my girlfriend comes, and then we

just—

when my girlfriend— when my girlfriend

comes, I'll just do some vlogs because I

can't stream when she's here.

So yeah, I guess you have to wait until my

girlfriend comes.

Taking my Thai girl— taking my girlfriend

to

my ex-wife's city,

that would be kind of funny actually.

Okay, I'm gonna have a bath now.

See you in about 15-20 minutes.

Uh, finish.

Oh,

oh.

Oh, I'm back.

Maybe

I'll

make a protein, protein drink.

It's kind of late though.

I could get some clips from the stream,

clickbaity, like, oh my God, police busted

me.

Busted by a Japanese policeman.

Maybe instead of doing some something hard

tomorrow, we just I don't know edit some

videos, edit some streams

to make some highlights so people can

watch the interesting bits without

watching the entire twelve hours.

Oh, thanks, Aqua Abigail.

$5 cup of coffee, that's a bit expensive.

Uh, the Japanese girl messaged me.

I asked her, how are you?

She said Genki night.

And then she said, how come I'm so slow

replying?

What do you mean slow?

It's like she said hello at 8:20, I said

I'm home at 9.

40 minutes.

She nagging me already, we haven't even

met.

Maybe I need more protein.

I'll go and make a protein shake.

Go to Snoopy limited edition coffee at

Starbucks.

Is there really Snoopy coffee?

Yeah, I guess we can do some nearby stuff.

I really don't want to go into Osaka

again.

That ride kills me.

I need to be healed up to full strength.

I think we just stay local tomorrow.

Snoopy Frappuccino.

Okay, I guess we could go and get that.

Tomorrow's goal, get the Snoopy

Frappuccino.

What if I get 10

and then challenge myself?

She said

自転車で通勤してるの。Are you going to work by

bicycle?

Kind, I guess so.

It's like my job now is to ride my bicycle

all day.

Uh,

I still haven't.

She asked me what my job is, but I ignored

her.

What should I say?

I could say it's just my hobby.

いや趣味でやってるだけ。笑う。This girl sounds more

depressed than me.

I'll just say I do online work,

online translation,

dropshipper.

I need to put my cream on.

Where's my special cream I got today?

I think we had some good interactions

today.

Talked to the pharmacist,

showed her my skin pox, talked to the

policeman.

I think that's it really.

Didn't really talk much afterwards.

Got yelled at by 2 slum Japanese people.

I was just standing Standing by the side

of the road and he walks in front of me

and goes, "Dorky!" Stupid fucking old man.

Four foot ten midget.

You're the one who walked towards me.

Why don't you just walk around me, you

stupid fuck?

Fucking idiot.

That's why he lives in a slum.

He's a stupid moron.

Uh, why don't you just walk around people

instead of telling them to get out your

way?

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Piss me off.

All those old men in the slums, just a

bunch of idiots.

They sit around drinking beer all day,

shouting at

people.

So sad.

I think it was around probably like 3

hours Two hours in,

that slum place was scary.

I was trying to get footage of the

policemen talking to the crazy people.

I'm pretty sure that crazy guy behind me

shouted at me.

He said something like "メガネ何撮影し"

Denen or something like that.

So he called me Megane, which means

glasses, and Satsue means filming.

How do you know I was filming?

Is it that obvious?

I just got a phone on my shoulder.

I kept walking away.

That was scary.

If I had balls, I could have turned around

and tried to talk to him.

That would have been more interesting, but

I was honestly scared.

I thought he was gonna like grab my phone

or something.

Imagine I pour the water right in the bag.

That would be such a mess.

Curry chopstick in the drink.

My phone is a flip phone, so I fold it and

it's just like a black square, but you can

see the lenses on it.

What does mats ue ku mean?

She said, "明 日 松 江 松 江 だから ワ ク ワ ク する ."

She 's excited because tomorrow.

Matsu eku.

What does that mean?

Matsu eku.

False eyelashes.

I guess ECU is short for ECU extension.

Eyelash extension.

What should I say?

15 minutes to reply now.

きれいになるね。Oh fuck, I don't know what to say.

So if this was English and she said, "Oh

tomorrow I'm getting false eyelashes," I'd

say,

"That's nice." I don't know.

Show me, I guess.

Something like.

できたら見せてね。And then kiss face.

Hmm, what should I send a picture of to

her?

また桜の写真撮った。

I can't really make much progress with her

because she keeps saying she's busy.

I don't know if she's serious about

meeting

or if she just wants someone to pretend to

be her boyfriend.

She might want to like roleplay being in a

relationship without actually being in

one.

You think my drink looks like dog shit?

What?

This is premium protein cocoa.

I need some milk.

Extra protein.

It's no point asking to meet up because

she just says, I'll let you know when my

schedule is free.

So what can I do?

Have you tried Burger King breakfast?

No.

What do they have?

I like McDonald's breakfast.

Egg muffin.

Egg and sausage muffin.

Egg and sausage Whopper.

I think the sausage and egg muffin tastes

better than the burgers.

I should have said it all day.

And the hash brown.

Doesn't Venus Angelic look like Tomoko now

with all the filters?

That's literally what Tomoko looked like

in her photos, completely super exposed

face, barely any detail.

Now that I got an ad for a gimbal for your

phone,

do you think my streams need a gimbal?

I think they're looking pretty stable

compared to the Bangkok streams, and

because I'm on the bike most of the time,

there's no walking.

Stepping side to side.

Insta360 selfie gimbal.

Insta360 are mad at me because I made a

video about the camera.

They sent me an email asking me to take

the video down.

Uh, no thanks.

Yeah, I have digital stabilization,

but I want optical.

Optical is more stable.

The wide lens doesn't have optical, it

just has digital.

Oh, thanks, George.

Hello.

To Niger.

Oh, why doesn't it mix?

Yeah, I did a do not buy the Insta360.

They commented on the video too, something

like, please contact our support if you

have any problems?

They don't realize— they don't realize

it's a troll video.

People are so dumb.

Everyone falls for my reviews.

I get comments like, you're not a

professional reviewer, everything you said

was wrong,

how dare you call your channel Expert

Review Zone.

I can't believe how stupid people can be.

I mean, the joke is I'm called Expert

Review Zone, but my reviews are shit.

Irony can be a form of humor.

My, my 2 favorite forms of humor are

self-contradiction and

What was the other one?

Irony.

I don't know why people don't get it.

Put my vitamin E moisturizer cream

Heal my wounds.

Or they say silly stuff like, this is not

a review, this is just your opinion.

Reviews cannot be biased.

Why not?

I can review something and put my opinion

in it.

I don't like this game because it's

boring.

I don't want a gimbal because it looks so

stupid.

I like it when my gaming reviews get

comments like, oh my God, is this hiding

in my room?

People still remember me.

They just don't care about my videos.

My backpack— whoa, nearly dropped— oh,

fuck, damn it, jinxed it.

Nearly dropped it in the drink.

Uh, my backpack is not very big.

Anything you recommend going back in the

stream to check out?

Uh, yeah, there are a few things.

Like, um, when I entered the slum, there

was this kind of argument going on with

police and drunk people, which was pretty

funny.

And then they started shouting at me, and

then I didn't get it on stream, but this

other guy told me to move the fuck out my

way.

I think I effed— I disconnected when that

happened.

So annoying.

If I was using the eSIM, would have been

on camera.

Stupid pocket Wi-Fi is stupid.

Why does it keep effing?

I feel like going back to the eSIM.

And then I went back to Osaka Station

where me and Chiro used to go a lot, and I

left my bike at the station.

I turned around, saw the policeman

checking it and I had to run back to it.

That was pretty funny.

I think

I just used about 4 gigabytes.

Of data,

so I could do 4 streams using one 20GB

eSIM.

4 times 5, 30.

So I have to buy it 5 times.

It costs like $100.

I don't know if the eSIM would have done

better in Osaka Central.

But the pocket Wi-Fi, the pocket Wi-Fi was

fine, and then around 6 PM it just went

down the toilet, and then it didn't become

stable again until I left Osaka central

part,

central part of the city.

Good thing this place has Wi-Fi.

I don't know if the slum hotel is going to

have Wi-Fi.

Probably not.

Why does it say the Gun Run's IRL

backpack?

Because I bought a server that was made by

the guy who created the Gun Run backpack.

That's why when it Fs, the stream doesn't

end, which is really good because the

amount of times I F'd today, I would have

had to start like 10 new streams every

time it Fs.

YouTube gives you 30 seconds to reconnect,

otherwise it ends your stream.

Sometimes that's not long enough.

It ends the stream, then I gotta start a

new stream, and then I lose half my

viewers because they don't come back.

Like, uh, I had 130 viewers before I reset

the VOD today,

but 50 of them decided not to come back.

The pocket Wi-Fi is only $45 for a month.

With the amount of eSIMs I'd have to buy,

I think it would end up costing me $110.

Pricey.

I think that the SIM card I bought at the

airport has run out now.

It's been 5 days.

I only bought a 5-day SIM to test it out.

It was okay,

but it's too expensive.

I think it cost me ¥3,500 just for 5 days.

For 30 days, ¥7,000.

Expensive getting data and internet.

The cost of live streaming, and I have to

pay $100 a month for my streaming server.

$100 a month for that server, Sims, and

internet is like $100 a month.

Oh well, that's just part of the job.

I think streaming is way more fun than

making videos.

Making videos is boring, just sit in front

of the camera.

For 10 minutes,

do some kind of speech about a topic.

Are you breaking even with all the costs?

Yeah, I think I made $700 from streamings

from the last month.

It says revenue,

revenue $1,200, $390 from videos.

Wow, $800 from streaming

last 20 days.

$800 from streaming the last 28 days.

So my streams make

more than double than what the videos make

because I'm making a lot less videos now,

I guess.

The only thing— I'm quite happy with my

gear apart from I would like a speaker.

I would like the speaker to play this

text-to-speech donations.

I have no idea how to do it though.

If I leave my stream playing with the

sound on, I can hear it, but then the

stream captures all the sound coming from

the stream and it's going to echo it back.

Yeah, I think tomorrow might stay in for a

bit, do a bit of editing.

I want to edit yesterday's stream down to

about 8 minutes,

clip some of the bits where I'm talking

about Chihiro.

I think today's stream had some

interesting bits.

Actually, every day's stream

has been— has had interesting bits I could

have clipped into a video, but I thought I

wasn't gonna make VODs.

I thought I'd just do one mega stream.

I don't know how to get the speaker to

play it.

I need some kind of app that just plays

the donations and nothing else.

It used to work because in the past I used

Streamlabs app and the Streamlabs app

would play the donation in the app, but I

don't know what's happened to Streamlabs.

They've really

messed up the mobile app.

You can't switch to the wide-angle lens on

the Streamlabs app anymore.

I tried Googling it and I can't find

anything.

How to play

text-to-speech donation alert.

Streamlabs.

It's just tutorials to set up the

donations.

How to play on speaker.

Well, I'm gonna brush my teeth and go to

bed.

I think I am exhausted.

Needs to do laundry as well.

Still stupid woman talking in my next—

from the next room.

Has it been good for your channel

number-wise?

Yeah, my views are way up in total.

I'm up to 25,000 views in the last 48

hours, which is pretty good.

Usually I'm like 15,000 views in 48 hours.

The views are low on each stream, but

because I'm doing it every day, all day

long,

it's like pumping out a video 2 times a

day.

The first one got 14K views, but it's

basically like 3 days worth of streaming

in one.

So already it's like 5K views each.

The stream's getting like 4-5K views each,

but my streams are not really getting 10K

views like they used to do.

I just get like 10K, 12K views per stream.

But those streams were all stuff like, oh,

I'm sad and lonely, why I hate my life, my

ex-wife blocked me.

It's all just clickbait titles.

Well, I'm gonna go to bed now.

I'm so tired.

Oh, I need to brush my teeth.

Good night, everyone.

See you tomorrow.

Oh.

See you tomorrow.

And it stated anal penetration, oral sex,

licking of ear, kissing, and he wanted

them to write down the initials of a boy

or girl that they would do these

activities with.

Now, I don't know what's worse, wanting to

know my child's sexual orientation or who

they're going to have anal penetration and

oral sex with.

What does he gain from this?

What do you gain from this information?

Why has my daughter been naively did the

assignment because she's scared.

She wants to get good grades.

She wants to be, you know, get her

license.

Just getting good grades.

And so she does this assignment.

Where's the assignment?

Why hasn't she had it turned back to her

with her grade on it?

What is he doing with it?

Is this for his spank bank?

Is he literally using this for his sexual

deviance?

These are questions that need He verbally

abused, verbally sexually abused every

single child in that classroom.

You look up the definition, I gave you the

paper for the definition of verbal sexual

abuse.

Now, sexual abuse is sexual abuse, so

where's the criminal charges?

Why is he still teaching?

Is it because he's a football coach and

Churchill's doing good?

Don't want to lose that hype?

Because football doesn't matter when it

comes to our children, okay?

This sexual deviant needs to be removed.

If you do not remove him, I'm giving you

my word today that tomorrow morning I will

go down to the county clerk's office and I

will file for the removal of Of every

single one of you.

có lúc đó thì cái gì đấy thì nó không

nhiều, có lúc đó thì trước sau là quan

trọng, trước chính là quan trọng, sau là

quan trọng.

thì cái này chắc chắn là cái này chắc chắn

là cái này là cái điều mà chúng ta phải

đảm bảo đảm bảo là cái cái nhiệm vụ tham

gia ứng dụng rất là nhiều, cái này là cái

điều mà chúng ta phải đảm bảo.

đánh mất rồi đánh mất.

Có khi mình mình sẽ cảm thấy có khi mình

sẽ có khi mình sẽ có mất trí nhớ rồi.

Còn có khi mình sẽ cảm thấy là mình có khi

mình mình sẽ cảm thấy có khi mình sẽ có

mất trí nhớ về ba ngày.

Hope you get endless cereal in Japan.

Bowl with spoon.

嗯。

嗯。

Fire!

Fire!

Oh my God, there's a fire!

Wake up, Bebe.

It's me, Tai Bebe.

I came early, Bebe.

Syphilis.

Kissy kissy, baby car.

Syphilis, syphilis, syphilis, syphilis,

syphilis, syphilis, syphilis, syphilis,

syphilis, syphilis, syphilis, syphilis,

syphilis, syphilis, syphilis.

Kissy kissy, baby cat.

嗯。

嗯。

Daniel, don't ignore your fans the same

way you ignore your syphilis.

Syphilis, syphilis, syphilis, syphilis,

syphilis.

嗯。

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Hello.

Hello.

I have woken

up.

I don't know what's wrong with my iPhone

battery.

I went to bed, it had 80%.

I woke up and it was like 10% and then 5%.

The

battery just drains so quick.

Battery health, maximum capacity, 82%.

Maybe I'll go back to using the S10 Plus.

Stupid iPhone.

iPhones suck.

Okay, what day is it?

31st.

We've only got a few more days left here,

um,

then we're moving into the slum.

Great.

But at least we can try the electric bike.

Oh, thanks, Rosetta.

No, no syphilis.

Thanks, Rosetta.

No, no, Sifis.

Oh wow, thanks, Zola Mason.

Very generous.

Yeah, I'm congested because I wasn't

coughing during my sleep, so now I need

to— because it's been building up.

Address the syphilis?

I don't have syphilis.

Well, I hope not.

Address the syphilis.

Yeah, I got a spot here, big one.

Ouch.

We need to edit the stream

tomorrow.

I mean today.

I think we can make a cool video out of

yesterday's stream.

I'm thinking of doing something like,

uh, Chihiro won't take me back, and then

we just clip the bit when I was standing

at the station talking about even most

stuff.

And then we can make a second video,

something like

Japanese police tried to

screw with me or something.

That would be pretty clickbaity.

And we can use the bike bit and the slum

bit.

Chihiro stalked you?

What do you mean?

How?

Was she in the chat?

She won't even come in the chat anymore to

laugh at me or anything.

She's— she even blocked me.

She hates me.

Yeah, maybe I'll get some cough Sweets or

syrup.

I don't really feel like they help much

though.

I really need to get new coffee.

This stuff is horrible.

If I came back in 2021, I think we could

have gotten back together.

Stupid COVID

ruined my marriage.

I had a weird dream, but last night about

Mila.

I

still don't understand it.

I was on a boat and then she was on like a

speedboat behind us.

Chasing me,

and she had blonde dyed hair.

Mila and Chihiro keep haunting me in my

dreams.

I wonder if I'll ever dream of the Thai

girlfriend.

See how the stock market did.

I, I don't, I don't even remember the

stock market opening.

I completely don't care anymore.

Damn it, Intel went up after I sold it.

Yeah, pretty boring.

Nothing happening.

Who was the best lover?

Uh, probably Chihiro.

She knew how to pleasure me.

Even Harold Boulder is doing cycling now.

Copied me.

Cycling Nepal.

Nepal.

I saw Sora the Troll was streaming

yesterday.

He only gets like 400 viewers.

400, 500.

He's got a million subs.

See, every channel has a lifespan.

I think his viewers will just start

dwindling

down and down.

Join the club.

I remember he used to get like 1,000

viewers.

Maybe I could collab with him.

Need to poop.

Oh,

my knees.

Oh,

nearly forgot toilet paper.

Pretty

good poop.

Okay, um.

Today I need to do laundry too,

edit the livestream,

so I might be inside for a bit, and then

when I finished everything,

go for a late lunch, early dinner, maybe

something like sushi.

I don't really want to cycle really far

today.

I need to let my legs heal.

If I keep cycling, my knees are never

gonna heal.

Arms looking a bit better.

Biceps looking good.

Shoulder looking good.

Hmm, I just want my rib to heal.

Why would I have to take my bike to a shop

to lift the seat?

I can do it myself.

I already lifted the seat, but I lifted it

too late because I did 3 days of cycling

without lifting it.

Okay, I need to,

I need to download my livestream so I can

start editing it.

Oh my God, pocket Wi-Fi died.

Not very happy with the pocket Wi-Fi.

It effed way too much yesterday.

It was like the connection was bad in

Osaka, but then better when I left Osaka.

And then when I got home, it was really

bad.

And I just gave up, switched back to the

apartment Wi-Fi.

I don't know why.

What's wrong?

We need a buzzer where we can wake you up.

Yeah, if I can find out how to play the

donations out of a speaker,

then I would be able to do that, but I