FIRST Stream with my Girlfriend!-b49739b8-c1c7-44a6-864a-6ae7e080f70b

She's going to get the food.

Trying to get the food. Okay, where's my girlfriend?

Oh.

I can't say anything.

Getting bored of this place. We 've been here three hours.

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And I've only got one cable. Um, I brought my battery bank and one cable for the GoPro, but my phone usually lasts for like 4 hours without a cable. I didn't think we'd be here so long. Actually, I didn't think I was gonna stream, so I thought it'd be boring. I guess it was okay. I think I got some funny clips to make into a video, like exploring Thai cultural convention with my girlfriend.

Oh my God!

so much. Just make them food. I don't really want to meet Ice. He seems kind of miserable now. I don't blame him. I wouldn't want to meet him if he's like depressed and stuff. His court hearing is coming up in a few weeks. Hopefully he doesn't get sent to jail. Imagine he actually goes to jail. That'd be insane. Yeah, I know he's depressed because he can't leave. He keeps saying Thailand is rubbish. I wonder what he's doing now. Probably in his hotel room. They finished. I feel I'm going deaf in here, so loud. Been in here for 2 hours 40 minutes.

Oh, my girlfriend's going in to get the food. Famous chef.

Famous Thai chef made this food. Better be good. Oh, I understood what he said. He said there's lots of people taking video. Said thay rúp dệt dứa.

Wow. Wow.

Away on that side.

Free food.

Yeah, taking photo or taking video is Thai loop, and yeah, yeah, yeah means many. Many people.

I want to touch him.

I want to touch the famous man. I don't feel so silly with a camera now. There's loads of people with massive cameras. I've got the smallest camera here, GoPro.

You got the food? Yeah, I got 3. We can only get one. Famous. Free food.

It looks pretty good. Should I take a selfie? Where's my girlfriend? Oh, my girlfriend wants a selfie. You're getting a selfie? I'm getting cucked right in front of my eyes. Okay, good angle. My girlfriend got the picture. Try.

I guess that 10, 10 people can take a picture with him.

Only 10?

Yeah, 10 people only. And let's bring it back. Okay. All right, right. And this too. Wow, very good. Very beautiful.

Beautiful.

Got cheese. Yeah, cream, cream cheese.

Cream cheese.

Yeah, beautiful.

Yeah.

I want more. You want to try?

Try this one. Wow, just let me bite it.

Spicy. I don't like that one. Too spicy. Too spicy. Oh no, falling! Help me, help me!

Let's go.

Okay, go.

The crispy thing was pretty good. Uh, no, I'm okay. Free food and we got a free map. Oh, what the hell is that? What? Look at this.

That looks weird.

Like they're his slaves. So he's got some slave girls to dance with. They look strangely real. They look realistic. They look real. Yeah, I'm gonna get arrested like Ice. No dancing.

It's good. Oh my God, what underwear?

I just got underwear. What does he do with them at night?

He has 2 girlfriends.

Yeah. You're hitting love doll like a sex doll. You make love with it?

No.

Like me?

No. Okay.

Um, lagging. I think I'm lagging. Where's she going?

Pretty funny event.

Lots of stuff to see, free food. I'll give it a 6.2 out of 10. What's that? Taj Mahal.

Finnish.

Finnish? What about that? Very nice. What's that? Pulling her fingers? Finger pulling?

Yeah, you can try free. You can try free.

Uh, looks scary.

It's good.

You try.

Okay. You want to try?

You?

Just me?

Yeah, I film. Looks funny.

What?

Oh, is it good?

Yeah. Finish. Finish. Oh yes, is it painful? Not pain.

Can I try? I try.

Oh. Okay, okay. Oh. I'm from Chiang Mai.

Oh, in Thailand?

Yeah, north of Thailand. You said I spotted you in Guanaco, Chiang Mai, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, and it's from Chiang Mai. Uh, what are you feeling? Uh, nothing.

It's like my fingers are a bit cold. Feels nice.

Yeah, I feel nice.

Oh, my bag. Oh, it just clicked. It cracked.

Uh, you have to take some?

Yeah.

Are you feeling it? Feels nice.

Nice. Thank you. Oh, this hand? Okay. Thank you.

You tip? Zero spa.

Let's do it on your toes. Do your toes too. Oh, my shoes. Okay, got finger massage. Everything's free here. Free food, free massage.

Nice.

That's a pretty good thumbnail when she was pulling my fingers. Pretty good angle for a thumbnail.

Go inside. Uh, okay.

What's in here? Oh, mirrors.

Put your hat here.

Can't see anything. Why? It's too dark.

How?

What does it do? Why is it shaking? Oh, it's giving me a headache. What does it say?

Nothing.

Nothing. Hello.

Hello.

I don't understand. Let's go.

Oh, that looks pretty.

That's what?

Pretty theater, pretty show.

How you like?

Okay.

Didn't we come in here before?

No.

I've only got 16% battery. Do you have a USB-C? USB-C?

Yeah, what else?

Let's see, as you get like a battery bank case. No, no, yeah, you showed me earlier.

Finish?

I think we finished. 3 hours here. Where do you guys want to go? It's, uh, 4:40. Where is she? I lost her. GoPro, where are you?

Ah. Wow, yeah, very nice. Wow.

Guys, you're Does your girlfriend have a tattoo? No, if she got a tattoo, I'd have to dump her.

What? Nothing. You want to dump me again?

No, okay, I said if you had a tattoo, then I don't like tattoo.

I have tattoo here? No, no tattoo.

Oh wow, look!

Yeah.

Can I walk on it? Oh, more free food. Nice. How to survive in Bangkok without spending a dollar.

Wow, very nice. 9.5.

You want to try bird? I can try?

Yeah, free.

Okay.

Bird, you eat bird. Very, very good.

Yummy! What's that?

It's good. All right, it's not finished.

Oh, this?

You never eat before? It's not finished. It's not finished. Oh, but then from the, uh, I don't know what this I think it's marzipan.

Marzipan elephant out of a towel, a napkin.

Ah, nó giống là đêm nghi nắm bàn sổm đúng không anh? May theo sổm nắm bàn xài này, xài may xài nắm chưa, may xài xài tiếng Nhật bùn. Ah, question hai khi làm sổ học ha. Mà đây lời này khá quen ngoan. Hai này là sổ hằng tháng.

Khó ha rồi cần tỏ ra các ni đầu sổ học ha.

Đây là hai lời. Wow. Ah, yeah.

Monkey, look over here.

What?

Oh, they're not selling anything.

10 baht for your finger.

For my finger? 10 baht for my junior. Daniel Jr.

10 baht, you want to buy?

You want it? Pull your finger.

Okay, yeah, you share?

Uh, I don't know, you don't really need it to pull your finger. You just pull your own finger with your other hand. You would have to have a very skinny Junior to fit in there. What's that? Uh, no thanks. Do it again. Ah, stop! Scary! Ah, no, don't do it at me! Poke someone's eye out with that.

As your viewer, if you want this one, I will buy for you.

No, don't want.

20 baht.

20 baht?

For your viewer.

If you want, I don't know, up to you. Oh my God, okay. Imagine you put like a pointed metal tip on the end of that, it would become a lethal weapon. Put like an arrowhead on the end of that flicking thing. Could do some serious damage. Pointed tip. Really wouldn't want to buy that for your kid. It would drive me crazy flicking you in the back of the head. I think we finished. We came here before.

You want to try?

Nah, I'm okay.

I think we finished.

Yeah, been here for 3 hours and 20 minutes.

What time is it?

5 PM.

Okay, put in your head.

I saw Ice Poseidon wear one of these. He was dressing up.

Where are you going?

Why are you running? Why you gotta run? Hungry?

What?

Yeah, we finish. Okay. Oh my God, so noisy in there. I think we got some clips. What's that famous woodworking of? Is it the Ayutthaya Kingdom?

Ayutthaya Kingdom.

Anything else here to do? I've been recording the whole stream to the SD card. I've got like 4 hours, 4 hours of footage.

Okay, go to Jodd Fairs.

Oh, okay, we're going to market again.

Jodd Fairs, uh, this after yesterday, not same.

Ah, okay, get food. Hopefully the signal yesterday was so annoying. The signal kept going out. I think it was— I don't know, I think I had my VPN on. Stupid Speedify, it turns itself on. And it was raining. I don't know if the rain makes the internet slower. And yesterday's market was like in— it was like a big open space away from the building, so I think that's why the signal was a bit weak.

Hello.

We walk there? How do we get there? How do we get to Jodhpur?

Yeah, how? Uh, by train.

Train?

What? We eat this shop when we met for the first time.

Did we? No.

This one, brunch?

I don't remember.

Brunch? I want to go to toilet.

Okay, I want to go too. Had a few disconnects today, but it was mostly fine. I'm in some kind of convention center. It's not really a mall. I think I've got some— I think I've got enough clips for a video. I could do like, uh, what could I do? I don't know, like a Thai cultural market video. Probably get like 2K views. Everything gets 2K views now. All my recent videos have like 1K, 2K views. Channel's completely dead now. I saw Sam Pepper goes to Dreamworld. I went there last year. I also saw that monkey, the orangutan.

I saw he got the DJI Osmo 4 and it looked—

I don't know, it looked the same to me to the Osmo 3. I think what he has is fine. I've got a GoPro 7, I think it's fine. Why would you want to upgrade to GoPro 11? He got the orangutan. to play with his girlfriend's boobs for his TikTok, and then he didn't want— he didn't like it, so he wanted her to do it again but smiling, and then she didn't want to do it, and he was like, oh my God, just do it. Oh yeah, orangutan is an ape, not a monkey. It's only a monkey if it has a tail. I think tomorrow I'll do a YouTube stream from home.

It's—

my girlfriend's working. I need to get some Super Chats. The YouTube income's not looking good. I can't get anything to go viral.

YouTube income is not looking good?

I need something to get big views, like 100K or something, to, um, do me good for August. Maybe Armored Core 6 will get me some views. Really sucks I can't get views anymore with, you know, just vlogging.

Let's go.

Okay. Kind of annoying having to hold this.

No, no.

Noi mai noi. It's only five p.m. Why would I be tired?

What time in USA? Don't know.

It's very, very early morning.

Tax-related clickbait?

I can't because they still haven't replied to me. It's been like 3 weeks now. Maybe they just got fed up. They're like, oh, he's in Thailand, I'm not bothered. I wonder if it's gonna F on the train.

Bye-bye.

Uh, no. Is it Benjakitti?

Yeah.

I already been there. I already streamed in Benjakitti.

Because this is 5 PM, they have to count in a short time.

I don't see the point of these security checks. They have them at Every station. Uh, might not be able to stream here. It's a station. They told me, they told me off last time. He said, um, video. Yeah. Wow, I got 5G. I think in the underground you actually have really strong connection. I had 200 download.

I had 200 down, 60 up. Thank God.

I got a 5G connection in the underground. That's crazy. The underground in Bangkok is very nice, much better than London. I mean, look how big this place is. It's huge. The underground in London is like you're crawling through tiny little tunnels. The haters were right? Hmm, no, the haters were saying I didn't pay my taxes at all. I just didn't pay enough taxes. Although I shouldn't have to pay taxes in 2018 and '19 because I was in Japan.

What? How many viewers?

17.

It's not finished.

They got bored.

Let them virtue up. Today's a Friday.

No, in America it's Thursday, I think. I don't know. I think we had 40 viewers today. Actually, I think we had 50 viewers for a bit today.

Let them take a break.

Or was it yesterday? Went up to about 50. It's weird, the viewers only go up when something interesting happens. How do they know that something interesting is happening?

I don't know.

How many stations?

3.

3. I'm gonna stand here.

Station. Please mind the gap between train and platform.

Station.

Please mind the gap between the train and the platform.

Which way?

Wait me.

The Redmi, never heard of that phone. Redmi? No, it says Redmi, not wait me. Redmi 12.

Did you buy rugby card for BTS already?

No.

You want to buy?

Maybe later. Don't really care about it.

It's okay. Oh, go back home?

No, it's not important. I need to show you. You want the card? Oh, that's Jodd Fairs?

No, not yet. It's the Central Rama.

Why is everything central? Central World, Central Rama. I had better connection in the subway than at that market yesterday.

Big investment.

Samsung.

We came here before, you remember?

No, everywhere looks the same. Oh, Central is the company that owns the place. I thought because it's like Central in Bangkok, Central The Zip Flip 5 everywhere now. I wouldn't want to buy the Flip 5. I never actually flip my Flip 4. Even when I put it in my pocket, I just leave it unflipped because I can't be bothered opening it. Flipping it is annoying because then you have to unflip it. Oh, I like this phone, the X90. I want to buy that. It's got a really nice camera. The camera's so good on that. Leica lens. X90 Vivo. The autofocus is almost instant.

Unique clothes.

Where are we going?

G Tower.

G Tower? Or are we going up? Are we going out or up?

Out.

We're going out. Okay. Yeah, I want to go to Jodd Fairs. Otherwise I'll just end up standing in a phone shop just looking at the phones. Thailand has really nice shopping centers. I think these are the best shopping centers I've ever seen in the world. Better than anything I've seen in Japan. The best shopping center Japan has is that What's that place with the Yodobashi Camera? And it's not even that good. What's this movie? Ninja versus Shark. That is so random. Ninja versus Shark. They make movies like that these days. Hop back in.

Hop back in. Sappar Bob.

Then we just come from here.

Little car. Hello.

I like the way they say hello. Hello. What's that? Ah, nice and warm. The weather's nice today. It's not scorching hot, it's not raining, so it's such a nice temperature to be at. Wow, the streets of Bangkok. Wow, look at that. That building looks weird. It looks like a sci-fi gun, like a cannon, like a massive laser would come out of the middle of it. Can you imagine like a massive blue laser just coming out in the middle of that? Those 2 buildings, they look weird.

Wow, this area is nice.

Imagine thinking Bangkok is third world. I mean, look at this. Oh my God, that building's huge. Wait for me, I'm being a tourist.

Ignored.

Girlfriend. This place is pretty impressive. I bet it's nicer at night. No, put your mask back on.

Flip 5.

Apparently there's no difference with the Flip 4 and Flip 5 in terms of the cameras, barely any difference with the processor. It's just the main feature that's improved is the external display. But why would you care that much about the external display? Just open the phone. I never use the external display on my Flip 4. Because you can't really do shit with it. You can check the time, set an alarm, do some quick messaging. It's just a useless gimmick. In half, I guess. But I don't— wow, look at this place. These buildings look kind of dystopian though, very gray. We came here before. When did we come here? We came here before. Oh, this is the apartment we nearly moved Wow, 5G. I got 4G. Maybe I should get AIS, not DTAC. I think AIS is better than DTAC. What, what's that? Oh, this is the place I brought my sister and she got food poisoning.

So my next stop here is closed. Yeah, and both to the— just for that reason.

I don't like the memory. Bad incident.

What?

White people.

White people? Sexy.

You can see her butt cheeks. My girlfriend won't let me look at the butt cheeks. I can literally see her, like, the bottom part of her butt cheeks and the crease. What a liar. No, no internet in John's Fair.