i'm BORED

Boring.

Oh, I'm so bored.

I don't know what to do.

Why is my face so big?

Hello to the stream of boredom.

Put my light

here.

Do you like purple light or red light?

I like purple.

It looks more fancy.

Oh no, I missed the daylight.

You can't see outside very well.

Why are there green lights here?

I don't know what to do about videos

anymore.

I have no idea what to make.

Nothing's happening.

Nothing to talk about.

Everything's boring.

Read some questions.

Where is the lightsaber?

It is behind me.

The worst thing about the whole virus

thing is just— it's made life so boring,

hasn't it?

Can't go anywhere, can't do anything,

can't meet anyone.

Stupid virus killing my YouTube channel.

People keep saying, why don't you go back

to Japan?

Why don't you do something?

You know, there's a pandemic and a

lockdown

and Japan isn't even letting people in.

Stop saying stupid stuff.

People have been saying, why don't you go

back to Japan since last year?

You can't go to Japan!

They're not letting tourists in.

How do you not know this?

And what makes you think going to Japan is

going to be interesting?

Just go there and sit in an apartment all

day.

Same as what I'm doing now.

I think Shin was quite happy with the

OnlyFans video.

I haven't asked her how many subs she got.

Hopefully she got a couple.

I got about 4 subs from my OnlyFans

promotion.

Maybe she got a bit more.

And now the stupid stock market is closed

until Tuesday.

Some Martin Luther King, whoever the hell

he is, has a national holiday.

Why does America have so many national

holidays?

Every week there's a different national

holiday.

Thanksgiving, and then Christmas, and then

New Year's.

Feels like it hasn't been

a whole week where the stock market's been

opened in ages.

Always some kind of holiday, isn't there?

Why does Martin Luther King need a

holiday?

Why is he so special?

Now I've got Saturday, Sunday, and Monday.

Can't do anything.

He stopped racism in the '60s.

Well, he didn't do a very good job, did

he?

Look what's happening now.

People are still racist, aren't they?

Do you like my new hairstyle?

Had a stressful morning because I was

trying to log into PayPal and usually—

well, it's a bit complicated because I

have 2 phone numbers to my PayPal.

My first phone number was my first UK

number and I lost it.

I had it before I went to Japan.

And got married.

I brought it with me to Japan, and then,

you know, I got the Japanese SIM card, so

I took it out, replaced it with my

Japanese SIM, and I put it somewhere.

It's probably in Chihiro's apartment

somewhere, and I lost it.

And then I came back home when my dad

died, and I got a new UK SIM card, which I

added to my PayPal.

And then when I log in, I usually press

having trouble logging in, and then it

gives me the option to choose my second

phone number, and then I log in that way.

But today it wouldn't send me the code,

and then it blocked my new number.

It kept sending it to my old number, so I

phoned them up saying I don't have my old

number.

He said just wait until tomorrow because

then

your new number will get unblocked.

So stupid.

I can't log into my Amazon Prime Video

either because it's registered to my old

number.

2-factor verification.

How did I lose it?

I just took it out and I put it somewhere,

maybe with the SD card.

I had this box when I was living in Japan.

I just put all my little cards in there.

No idea where it is.

Maybe it's in my bag.

It's so tiny, it's like this big.

And then my Japanese phone number got

blocked because they kept charging me and

I phoned my bank up to block them, and now

they've disabled my phone number, which

means I can't get verification codes sent

to my Japanese number anymore.

So all these accounts linked to those

phone numbers are just blocked.

Should be fine, but I had to phone up

PayPal, which I don't like phoning people

up.

There was an Irish man

and it was very difficult understanding

what he was saying.

Talking of Irish people, look who's home!

Oh, I don't know if I talked about this.

I think it was a week ago or a couple

weeks ago, there was just really loud

banging coming from the Irish campsite.

I filmed it on my phone, but you couldn't

see anything, but you could hear the

banging.

I thought it was fireworks, but there was

no flashing or firework flashing.

It just sounded like really loud bangs and

the car alarm was going off and there was

a woman screaming and shouting.

My mum phoned up the Irish woman because

she has her phone number, asked what's

going on.

She said the husband of her daughter just

came over really angry and smashed her

car.

And then the police came over, 2 police

cars came.

Apparently they were getting divorced and

he was angry and he just came over with a

hammer, or I don't know what he used, but

I could hear banging.

It was going on for like an hour, half an

hour.

Oh wait, I can let you hear the recording.

I've got it on my phone.

Let me find it.

Crazy.

I wonder why he was so angry.

Maybe she cheated on him or something.

Where'd I save it to?

Oh, I can't find it.

I've got so many videos.

Oh, I found it, I found it.

Listen.

Can you hear?

That went on for like half an hour.

I thought it was fireworks going off

inside of a car.

I didn't expect someone was smashing their

car up, and then they drove off.

The guy drove off.

I'm nearly out of— oh no, I'm not.

I think I've got about a third left,

my e-liquid.

It's a bit scary hearing— it sounded a bit

like gunshots, actually.

There's always some kind of drama going on

with them.

If they had a YouTube channel, you guys

would love them.

They're just nonstop drama all the time.

The Irish people.

Remember when I used to moan about them

all the time and then the idiot haters

would say I'm racist?

I might get nicotine e-liquid.

Is nicotine good for you?

I heard nicotine is not that bad for you.

It's all the tar and the smoke in

cigarettes that's bad for you.

I quite like nicotine.

I feel like getting addicted to some kind

of substance.

Oh wow, thank you, American.

Captain Daniel, smiling face with hearts.

How kind of you.

Nicotine's bad for you?

I thought nicotine is just like coffee.

It just perks you up.

Maybe I should do drugs on— no, I don't

think it's a good idea.

I'll get banned.

There's no drugs in my vape.

It's just for fun.

I had nicotine in Japan.

It felt really good.

I don't know why it felt good.

It just made me feel less anxious and less

nervous.

Made me feel relaxed.

It was quite fun actually hanging out with

Sam.

I don't know why I was so negative

afterwards.

I think I was kind of tired and stressed

out because we were hanging out for a very

long time.

But now I look back on it, yeah, it was

quite nice going to bars,

sitting next to strangers.

I felt like I was living dangerously.

What if I put alcohol in the vape?

Would it explode?

Inhaling alcohol sounds like a good idea.

What else did I do?

I don't know.

I haven't really been doing anything apart

from

doing the stock market and then watching

videos about the stock market and then

trying to find stocks.

Look how early it gets dark.

It's only 5 PM.

Well, it used to get dark at 4 PM, so it

gets dark a bit later now.

January is pretty dark usually.

It feels a bit gloomy because I don't wake

up very early.

I wake up about 12 or 11.

And then I've only got about 4 or 5 hours

of daylight, then it gets dark again.

It just feels like you're living in

darkness all the time.

I thought you English people called them

pubs.

I think a pub and a bar is a bit

different.

You can go to a bar in Japan, it's not

really the same as a pub.

But then they also have English-style pubs

in Japan.

It's called Hub.

There's a chain called Hub.

I went there with Chihiro on the first

date.

First date with Chihiro was quite nice.

It was really awkward.

We met in front of Starbucks in— I think

it was Namba.

I thought we were going into the

Starbucks, but then we walked down the

street and we were chit-chatting.

I can't remember what we talked about.

And then she took me into this—

you know those restaurants in Japan where

you have stuff on a stick and you fry it

in oil?

We went into one of those, but I was

disappointed because I thought it was one

you, you cooked it yourself, but you

ordered it from the menu.

And I could barely hear anything she was

saying because the place was so noisy.

And then we went to a hub and we got

drinks.

Again, I couldn't hear a thing she was

saying.

And then we went to karaoke

and we made out in karaoke.

But she wouldn't let me take her pants

down.

She said no.

She said not on the first date.

Oh no, I

think it's out of battery.

How do I charge it?

USB mini?

Oh, idiots.

I hate USB mini.

Why can't they just make everything charge

using USB-C?

It'd be so much easier.

Now I gotta find a USB mini.

Oh, here's one.

Charge my vape.

Get rid of this.

It's dark now, can't see it.

Vaping is worse than smoking.

What if I just puff it in my mouth and I

don't inhale it?

How bad can it be?

But people go to saunas,

and in there it's all steamy, and they

breathe it in, and they're fine.

What should I do?

I don't know what to do anymore.

What did I used to do?

I never felt so bored before.

I didn't feel this bored last year

when I came back from Korea.

Get a real life.

We're in lockdown!

What do you mean get a real life?

You're not supposed to be going outside.

Everywhere's shut.

It's illegal to go to some other area that

you don't live in.

Don't know what world some of you people

live in where there doesn't seem to be a

lockdown or the virus doesn't exist.

Must be nice, I guess.

But here in Europe, there's a little thing

called COVID-19.

Idiot.

Lift my weights.

Ah,

I used to be able to do 5 reps on this 11

kg dumbbell.

Now I can't even do 2.

I lost my muscle.

Have you got nothing to do?

Well, I do have something to do when the

market is open.

Stock market.

Stock market's closed Saturday, Sunday,

Monday.

Who's that?

All these cars and vans going in and out

there.

Look at that.

A van comes out, a car goes in.

How many bloody people live in there?

Constant cars going in and out of that

place.

It's like a refugee camp.

What's that white van?

Very shady.

What are they doing now?

If they're up to anything bad, we've got

eyewitnesses.

I put my underwear on the grip because it

makes it easier to grip.

This dumbbell is a fifth of my weight.

Is it?

If I weigh 48 kg and this weighs 11,

it's almost a quarter.

Crypto's open 24/7.

Yeah, but I don't like crypto.

It's boring.

It's just a stupid

made-up currency that doesn't even do

anything.

Just goes up and down for no reason.

I think crypto is so boring.

I invest in real companies that actually

do stuff and make stuff.

Eat my orange.

Where are my scissors?

Oh, I can't

find my scissors.

Oh,

found them.

It's been a bit stressful this week

because people keep coming over,

and now tonight my mum's friend and her 2

kids are coming over, staying the night.

This is the problem.

Can't get peace and quiet.

Now I have to hide in my room.

I've literally been hiding in my room

nearly all week because people keep coming

over.

The worst thing is food.

Means I don't have access to a kitchen.

I need to sort out some kind of kitchen in

my bedroom.

I could get a fridge and a kettle, maybe

get some knives and a cutting board so I,

I can at least make a sandwich.

I hate going downstairs when there's

people here, cuz then you have to talk to

them, don't you?

Or they might talk to you,

and then if you don't say anything, then

you look like a weirdo, or they think

you're rude.

What if I go down, they start talking to

me, and then I have to make conversation?

Don't really want to talk to a bunch of

strangers.

Now she's playing Mariah Carey outside my

bedroom.

Can you hear that music?

I'm worried if she plays that music and

then you can hear it and then I get a

copyright claim or something.

Let's quickly mute the microphone.

Yeah, if I slide this, it mutes the

microphone.

You should move out.

It's not a good idea to move out.

It just costs so much money if I moved

out.

I wouldn't have any money left to put into

the stock market.

Really, I need to be putting everything

into the stock market and not wasting it

on rent.

So I just have to grit my teeth and bear

it

because the only other option is find a

place to live, and then I end up paying

thousands every month when I could be

pumping it into the stock market.

If you're not putting money into the stock

market,

you're just wasting your money, really.

There's no better place for your money to

be than in the stock market.

If it's in the bank account, you're just

wasting it.

It's not growing, it's gonna lose value,

you're not using it.

People put their money into a savings

account when they could be putting it into

stock and then getting sick dividends and

gains.

But they go, oh, stock market's gambling.

Bunch of idiots.

Oh, you just got lucky.

Gambling.

Fuck off.

Don't piss me off with your gambling.

It's not gambling, it's investing.

Oh, thank you, Ed.

Very kind of Ed.

Money printer go brrr.

Yes,

I'm going to get $200 dividends next

month.

Looking forward.

It's funny, you can just make money from

doing nothing.

Wait till you lose $30K when there's a

recession.

You don't lose

money unless you sell, idiot.

Name one time in history when the market

crashed and never went back up again.

Never.

It's never happened.

You buy the dip.

If it crashes, you buy more.

You don't sell.

Stupid people say, oh, what if it crashes?

Then you buy more

and it goes back up.

God, like, if you started investing back

in March when the whole market crashed,

you would have so much money right now

because it just went straight back up.

The only way you lose money is if you

invest in a stupid rubbish company.

Just invest in the good companies.

Unless all of the American economy doesn't

crash and the whole country doesn't get

nuked, then I'm not really worried.

I get very annoyed

about people's negativity towards

investing.

I don't get it.

Why are some people so against it?

Just put £100 into the market.

It will go up, I bet you anything.

But I am pretty addicted.

I feel so empty and depressed when the

market closes.

I just sit here staring at the wall like

this.

I never felt so addicted to anything since

maybe World of Warcraft.

Oh, it's better than not being interested

in anything, isn't it?

At least you're interested in something.

So now I've got to hide in my room all day

today and then maybe all day tomorrow.

I don't know how long they're staying

here.

2 kids, very young, and a woman is coming

over.

Because they're having problems.

I think it's a 5-year-old and a

10-year-old or something.

I have no idea who they are.

Hopefully they don't bother me.

Maybe I'll bring them on the stream, use

them for views.

My new stepchildren.

I can let them suck on my vape.

It's banana flavor.

Do I stream on Twitch or just YouTube?

I only stream on YouTube.

I don't see any point of streaming on

Twitch.

Twitch is stupid.

Twitch bans all the good people like Ice

Poseidon, AnythingForViews, that other

guy,

and then they don't ban all the titty

streamers.

And they don't give you ad revenue unless

you become a partner, and they don't let

you become a partner unless you have over

75 viewers consistently.

And I had over 75 viewers, and I applied

for partnership, and they still rejected

me.

They rejected my partnership application

twice, so I gave up.

Even though I had about, I had about 80 or

90, sometimes 100 viewers on Twitch.

Waste of time.

Why am I always bored?

I don't know.

Just don't really know what to do.

Ice Poseidon was giving Twitch a bad name.

Yeah, I guess I understand that.

He did have that massive community of

toxic people who would just ring up

businesses and harass people all the time.

But it's hard to prevent if you're

streaming outside.

There's just not really very exciting

things happening

that I, I feel interested in.

I don't even know what's trending.

I guess the main topic is the whole Trump

stuff, isn't it?

Trump and Biden

and the

presidency.

I guess that is a little bit interesting,

but I'm not gonna make videos about it, am

I?

Cyberpunk is trending.

I already made 3 videos about Cyberpunk.

One went a little bit viral.

I got 70,000 views.

I never had 70,000 views in such a long

time.

Last time I had 70,000 views was all the

way back in March last year when I made

that video about Pia and hating living in

Korea.

That got 80,000.

I don't even remember the last time I got

20,000 views now.

Channel's so dead.

So it was nice to get 70,000 views just

from

talking about a video game.

So what's the next game that people are

talking about?

Before Cyberpunk, it was Among Us everyone

was going on about.

Now Cyberpunk is kind of

old news, isn't it?

What's next?

Cyberpunk was so disappointing though.

It just looks rubbish.

I thought it looked really good from the

trailers and the music, and it looks

really high-tech and immersive.

And then people playing the game, I saw

those videos and the game looks so bad, so

bland and boring and broken.

My Cyberpunk video is on my second

channel, Chef Daniel.

My videos on my second channel get more

views now than my main channel.

Sad.

I just make stupid troll videos on my Chef

Daniel channel about video games.

I haven't even played the games, I just

say I hate them, it's rubbish, and all the

stupid little kiddies that get tricked

into clicking it fall for it.

Fall for it and they think it's a real

review.

They're so dumb they don't even realize

I'm trolling.

I just say, this is the worst game I have

never played.

The graphics are not up to my standards.

The gameplay is just lackluster.

They think it's a real review.

I just say the same thing in every video.

It's kind of funny.

It's good to show how stupid people are.

They really can't tell that I'm just

taking the piss.

Maybe I'm just really good at it.

It's like people couldn't even tell I was

trolling on this channel for years.

They thought I was being real.

Even Elvis the Alien was like, is this guy

for real?

No, idiot, I'm just saying dumb stuff to

get a reaction out of people.

It's not rocket science.

Jesus, people think I'm stupid.

Yeah, it was all just a bit of fun, you

know?

Thinking of the craziest sounding title I

could think of and then thinking of the

dumbest things I could say.

And they think I actually believe in what

I say.

But after a while it gets boring, I guess.

Trolling

starts to lose its fun.

Can't really be bothered anymore because

people don't get it.

They think I'm actually like that,

and then they get all angry.

It's just— it gets annoying after a while.

Am I scared of going bald?

Do I look like I'm gonna go bald?

I don't even have grey hairs yet.

I think I had a couple on the back of my

head that Mina saw, but I think in

general, um, my hair's looking pretty

good.

I've seen people in their 20s and they've

got grey hair.

You can see it.

Like the Nepalese guy, he had little

silver strands and he was only 26 or 27.

Maybe because he stresses out about

working in a petrol station instead of

just relaxing.

I should get a drink.

I've got this old water from yesterday.

Remember I had that argument with Chihiro

because she said water goes off, and then

I made, I made a video about how water

doesn't go off, and then stupid people in

the comments were like, water does go off.

No, it doesn't.

It's not milk.

Milk goes off.

And they say water can get bacteria in it.

Yeah, but it's just got bacteria in it.

If you took the bacteria out, then it's

fine.

Anything can get bacteria in it.

Doesn't mean it's gone off.

It just means it has bacteria in it.

Stupid.

It's not rotting.

It's just got unpleasant things in it.

So many things I had to argue with stupid

viewers about, like wrapping stuff in

cling film.

They would have a go at me about that.

Like, who cares if it's a bit dry?

You're gonna fry it in a frying pan and

then it's gonna dry out anyway.

Or washing rice.

As if washing rice is so important.

It doesn't make any difference if you wash

it or you don't wash it.

I don't even wash my rice and I feel fine.

They say, oh, it's got fertilizer on it.

If it's got fertilizer in it, I don't

think just splashing some water on it is

going to get rid of it.

It's probably embedded into the core of

the rice.

Or they say I don't wash the chicken when

I cook it.

You don't need to wash meat.

Why do you think you have to wash meat?

You cook it in a very high temperature.

It's gonna kill off any bacteria.

Everyone has annoying ways of doing stuff.

For example, in Rotterdam, me and Mila

would get these rolls of bread to cook in

the oven.

You know those?

It's like a bun that you put in the oven

to bake.

Guess what Mira did?

She would soak the bun in water and then

put it in the oven.

I said, why do you do that?

She says she doesn't know, her grandmother

does it.

People don't even know why they do things.

And there's no difference to my bread

which wasn't soaked in water.

So weird.

Can you imagine washing your bread

underwater before baking it?

The only difference was it took a bit

longer to cook the bread because it was

wet,

so my bread was a bit more cooked than her

bread.

People do weird stuff.

Where are these people going at 5 PM?

Supposed to be lockdown, you know, not

supposed to be going anywhere.

I'm gonna call the police.

My neighbors are going out, they're not

allowed to.

Oh, and then the landlady from the

apartment phoned me on Wednesday.

So she told me on Monday that she would

phone me on Wednesday, and you know what

I'm like with phones.

I really hate phoning people.

It makes me feel very anxious and nervous.

So all Monday and all Tuesday, I was

really getting anxious about this phone

call.

I was thinking, oh God, why does she want

to phone?

Am I in trouble?

What's she gonna say?

And then she phoned me on Wednesday to

tell me that she needs to phone me at the

end of the week to do a video call.

You could have just messaged me that.

It would have been like 10 words.

It would be like, hi Daniel, we need to do

a video call end of week.

Why phone me tell me that you're gonna

phone me.

It doesn't make any sense.

So I was all panicking for Wednesday for

nothing.

Now I've got to panic again for the end of

this week to do some kind of video call

because she said, usually we do an

inspection together of the apartment to

check that everything's okay, but since

you left, then we have to do a video call.

She could just take a video and then send

me the video.

I don't see why we have to do a video

call.

She could just say, hey, this is the

apartment.

As you can see, this is fine, this is not

fine, and then just send it to me.

I don't understand why people do the

things that they do.

It doesn't make any sense.

Don't need to phone me to tell me you're

gonna phone me.

Just message me.

Lachlan Grieve.

How the hell did you guys find out who the

Australian guy is?

When will you be back in Osaka?

Why?

He wants to fight me.

Do you think I could take on the

Australian guy?

What was his specs?

I think he was about the same height as

me, but he was like 80 kg, double my

weight.

And he plays rugby professionally.

All I said was he's an Australian guy and

he plays rugby.

I didn't give any other details and people

found out who he was.

Is it my fault?

Whose fault is it?

Maybe it's Chihiro's fault for telling me.

I can't believe this Australian guy fucked

my wife.

So weird.

I think Sam told me he moved to Tokyo.

That Australian guy was pretty funny.

I can't believe I got 100,000 views.

For that video.

And then people keep saying, oh, you have

to make good content to get views.

Are you kidding me?

My highest viewed videos were the shittest

videos I ever made.

Oh, I found a message on my girlfriend's

phone.

That got over 100,000 views.

It was so stupid.

There's even videos of random objects just

falling over and they have over a million

views.

There's one called Piece of Bread Falling

Over or Waffle Falling Over and it has 2

million views or something.

Yeah, you have to have good content to get

views on YouTube.

YouTube is stupid.

No, it's not the real Mila.

There's some idiot in the chat

pretending to be Mila, and then some

people think it's actually her saying, um,

Daniel, I saw Mila in the comments.

She seemed really upset.

Yeah, as if Mila would be in the comment

section.

Mila wanted nothing to do with my viewers.

She hates you guys, sorry to say.

But she kept saying, your viewers are not

good people.

Oh, who the hell is that shadow?

Did you see that shadow?

That was creepy.

That person walked in front of the gate.

It was like a ghost.

Look, these cars just coming in and out.

The hell are they doing?

Why can't people just sit still?

Drive in, drive out, go here, go there.

Just sit down and read a book.

Why does Mira hate us?

She hates you because

Some of you are kind of weird, and you

tried messaging her friends,

and you sent her friends pictures of my

dick.

It was pretty funny.

I was upset at the time because it, it

made her dump me, but now I look back,

just imagine her friends opening her

messages and they've got a big picture

with my dick hanging out.

It's just a penis, calm down.

Oh, the whole Mida thing was a complete

mess, wasn't it?

First of all, her friend doxxed her

Instagram in the chat, so that's how

people found her Instagram in the first

place.

And then people were sending her friends

messages on Instagram.

And then Mila got upset because people

were judging her and writing really long

essays criticizing her, calling her a

prostitute or whatever.

I don't know why people were calling her a

prostitute.

I never said anything about her being a

prostitute.

The problem with these incel-type people

is They see a girl who's young and isn't

apparently working and for some reason

seems to have money to travel, and they

just automatically think, oh, she's a

prostitute.

Maybe she just had a part-time job and she

saved up money.

This is a problem with humans.

When there's something they don't

understand, they just come up with some

stupid theory.

Like, where did humans come from?

Oh, it was Adam and Eve.

Oh,

the whole universe must revolve around our

planet.

They come up with all these stories like

ghosts and UFOs to explain things they

don't understand.

When usually, usually there's a proper

explanation behind things.

The problem is these, these days people

just believe anything they read or see.

And they don't know how to distinguish

between what's real and what's fake.

It's a massive problem.

It's a problem I had because people would

write stuff about me that was fake, and

then gullible dumb people would read it

and think it's real.

I probably lost quite a lot of viewers

because they just read something bad about

me.

Do I watch XiaomanYC?

I hate that guy.

Stupid fat white guy thinks he's so good

because he speaks Chinese,

and then he just spams out all this

clickbait BS about white guy speaks

perfect Chinese and he gets hundreds of

millions of views.

Makes me sick.

Why are people so fascinated about a white

guy speaking Chinese?

Oh wow.

There's billions of people who speak

Chinese.

Who gives a shit?

His whole channel is just white guy speaks

Chinese to strangers and then Chinese

person is shocked.

His whole channel is just built on that.

I hate it.

I hate YouTube.

I hate his thumbnails.

He always enlarges the head of the Chinese

woman and then puts a circle around it,

and then his face is like,

like that retarded shocked look.

Oh, he must have made so much money.

I saw your small junk in the SD card.

Shut up, Lacklan.

What kind of name is Lacklan anyway?

When I found Chihiro's phone when she went

to the toilet and left it unlocked and I

snooped on her messages, I pressed it and

I thought, that's a weird name.

I thought it was like a weird username.

I didn't even know it was a real name.

Lachlan.

Is it like an Australian name?

I've never heard that name in England or

America.

I just— I hate everyone on YouTube.

So much.

They all suck, especially Chris Broad.

Ugh, don't even get me started on Chris.

Did you see Joey the Anime Man interview

Gackt?

I can't believe he got an interview with

Gackt.

If you don't know who Gackt is, he's like

the biggest— one of the most famous rock

stars in Japan.

I can't think of an equivalent.

Maybe Bon Jovi, you know, like one of

those massive mega rock stars from the

'80s or '90s.

How the hell did Joey get an interview

with him?

And then Chris got an interview with Hyde,

who's another massive Japanese rock star.

But that interview was so annoying.

Gackt was just trolling the whole time.

Couldn't get a serious question out of

him.

He's from Okinawa, isn't he?

Chihiro used to complain about people from

Okinawa all the time.

People from Okinawa think they're so

funny, don't they?

When they're just cringe.

She said she used to get these people from

Okinawa as customers phoning her up all

the time,

and they were just annoying to deal with.

I thought the questions Joey asked were

quite good, but then Gackt would just

never give a serious answer.

Just feels like a waste of time

interviewing someone who's just gonna

troll.

It's like talking to a 10-year-old.

A waste of time.

I thought maybe he could give some

interesting

Answers to the questions, but no.

Sending DK pics to her friends is funny.

Gross, LMAO.

What if someone sent you nudes of your dad

or mum?

How's that even the same thing?

How is someone sending me nudes of my

parents the same as someone sending my

girlfriend nudes of me?

It's completely different.

If someone was sending me nudes

of my girlfriend and I knew she was doing

OnlyFans, I'd be like, sure, whatever.

If I didn't know she was doing OnlyFans

and they have her nudes, I'd be a bit

concerned.

I'd be like, why do they have my

girlfriend's nudes?

But Mira knew I was doing OnlyFans, so

Shouldn't really come to a surprise that

my nudes are quite easy to find.

All you have to do is type hiding in my

room Daniel dick pic nude, and then it'll

probably come up on the first page.

Oh wow, I've got a subscriber!

Why is it telling me?

It's not like Twitch where you get money

for subs.

That's nice on Twitch, you get a sub and

you get $5 as well.

Don't get that on YouTube.

Imagine if I had a dollar for every sub,

I'd have $100,000.

Put that on stock market.

Is Chihiro a real name or taken from

Spirited Away?

It's a real name.

But it's also the name of the character in

Spirited Away.

Excuse me, I'm

gonna push my monitor back.

Push it back.

I haven't really been watching proper

YouTubers.

I just watch financial stuff now.

I watch Meet Kevin and I watch Graham

Stephan.

I watch— I found a new channel who I

really like.

He's called Jeremy.

His channel is called Financial Education.

He makes videos about stock market, but

he's kind of weird.

I don't know why.

He's not all serious and boring,

and he gives good information.

I just watch financial channels now and

stuff about stocks.

I don't watch any real YouTubers.

I still watch Chris Broad when he uploads

a video because he only uploads like once

a month.

It's not hard to keep up with it.

Yeah, I guess his videos are good.

It's because he's got a good personality

and he's got a good on-screen personality

and presence.

It's got nothing to do with his editing or

his camera quality.

He could be making the whole stuff on his

iPhone and it would be just as good

because Chris is a likable, funny guy.

That's why it's nice to watch his stuff.

When your M0 meters saw your OnlyFans, did

she want one too?

Does my mum want an OnlyFans?

No, she does not.

Who signed up to Shin's OnlyFans?

We need to get more HMR girls on OnlyFans.

Who else?

Get Turkish girl on OnlyFans as well.

What happened to Turkish Girl?

She had a YouTube channel, didn't she?

I think she stopped uploading.

All the comments on her videos are like, I

came from Daniel's channel.

I'm so sorry the way you got treated.

Boo-hoo.

We're here for you.

We'll support you and watch your videos.

A year later, her channel's dead, just

like Tomoko.

They were like, oh, we'll support your

channel, Tom and Co.

Daniel's a dickhead.

We're gonna watch you and make you more

famous than Daniel.

And then a year later, dead channel.

What was I saying?

Yeah, Chris Broad has a good personality

and he is quite funny sometimes.

And he's likable.

The most important thing about YouTube is

being likable.

If you're likable, people will stick

around.

If you're not likable, then people won't

stick around for long.

The Reddit showed me this stream.

Get my name out of your mouth.

You traumatized me and I had therapy.

Turkish girl.

I didn't even do anything wrong.

I don't understand why people made such a

big fuss.

I lost 1,000 subs because of the Turkish

girl.

Just because I said she was annoying.

What's so bad about calling someone

annoying?

It's not like I called her really bad

words.

People just overreacted like always.

Stupid dogs are barking.

Oh, why can't I get peace and quiet

anywhere?

In Rotterdam, it's just traffic noise and

then people fighting, and then in the

countryside you got dogs.

That dog over there

is the gypsies' dogs, and then there's

another dog over there The neighbor, and

they're barking at each other.

Why?

What is the point?

What are they saying?

What are they communicating?

Stupid dogs.

I don't mind dogs.

I just hate the barking.

You walk past someone's house and they