First Week In My New Home -)

Oh, my lip hurts. Stupid pimple.

Why do I have to get a pimple here?

It's the worst place ever when you get a pimple on the top of your lip. It's so painful. It's like the most painful part on your whole face. It's not on the lip, but it's not off the lip. It's like right on the line of For God's sake, it's all swollen as well.

It's like my face is in constant pain all the time, every week, because I get some stupid spot somewhere.

Maybe it's because I had a bit of a stressful day yesterday.

Didn't have a very good experience with a Tinder date.

I don't have pizza every day. I have it maybe once a week.

After yesterday, I just feel really unmotivated about the whole dating thing. Should have just stayed married.

Face cream. I tried so many different face creams. Nothing works. I tried exfoliating. I tried those little black scrubby things.

I tried All kinds of products, nothing makes any difference. Yeah, the exfoliating stuff makes my skin smoother, but I still get spots. It just means I've got a smooth face with spots. Yeah, everyone keeps saying try this, try that. I try it and it doesn't make any difference. Someone said try eucalyptus oil and tree oil, whatever. I

tried that, just made it worse.

Nothing works.

I tried everything.

So I was supposed to go on this date yesterday and

I didn't really feel like going, to be honest. And then I, I spent all morning, hours and hours, pacing up and down trying to figure out if I wanted to go or not.

But I already agreed to go and see her the previous day, so I felt like I had to go. I couldn't say no now.

And then she said she was at some coffee shop over there. I don't know where. And she was gonna hang out there studying, and then I could come and say hi if I wanted to. So I thought, okay, doesn't sound too bad. She seems nice, and she had a dog, so I thought, well, that would break the

awkwardness a little bit if there's a dog there.

So I walked— I decided to go, and I walked all the way there. It was about 25 minutes away. And I was like 5 minutes away, and then I checked my messages just in case, and then she says, oh, by the way, my friend is also here. And as soon as I saw that, I just turned around

and came straight back home and unmatched her.

I was stressing out already just from the idea of meeting her. Now I'll meet her and a friend. No thanks. Why bring a friend to a date? I know it's not like a proper date, but you're meeting a guy off a dating app. It's literally a date. Why would you bring your friend to it? It's so stupid.

I hate it when people do that. Maybe the friend's hot. Yeah, maybe. Or maybe she's like fat and talks too much, and then I just feel like I'd be sitting there in silence being a third wheel to these 2 people who are friends already.

I just hate it when that happens.

Happened a few times now. I was on a date with that Japanese girl before I met Chihiro, and then she was like, oh, can I bring my friend on the date? I said no. And then Casey brought me to his date. Why do people do that? Are you on a date with someone

who's the opposite gender? Why would you want to bring your friend to it? It's just so weird. What, do you want your friend to know your date? What's the point? If I'm going on a date to meet a girl, I'm not gonna hit up my guy friend and go, hey guy friend, I'm on a date with this

girl, do you want to come meet her too? That's so weird. Either I like the girl and then I wouldn't want my friend to meet the girl, he might steal her from me, or Or I don't like the girl, and then I'm like, oh, whatever, fuck this, I want to go home. I don't ever think, oh, I

want to hit up my friend and bring him too, to make this awkward situation even more awkward.

Ugh. So I was just like, screw this, just unmatched her. I felt a little bit bad, but then it's not like I stood her up. She's there with her friend, isn't she?

So then I just felt kind of miserable the rest of the day. Well, on the plus side, I felt relieved for not having to go, but then I felt kind of miserable because I really hate going on these stupid dates. I really, really hate it, especially when you have to meet up in a fucking coffee shop. Coffee

shops! I hate coffee shops! They're so cramped. You always get a bunch of strangers sitting right next to you, and then you've got nothing to do. You're just sitting at a table drinking coffee, which means 95% of the focus of the date is focusing on conversation. The number one thing I suck at— conversation. Why can't we just

go for a walk? So at least there's things to look at and comment on. Go somewhere that looks nice in open space. I hate going to coffee shops. Every time they say, let's go meet at a coffee shop, I hate it.

You go there and then you've got nothing to do because you're waiting for your coffee to come. And then when the coffee comes, you drink it, it takes like 30 seconds. And then after you finish drinking the coffee, you've got nothing to fiddle with or touch. So then I'm just like sitting at the table awkwardly like this.

I'm just like sitting here. I don't know if I should fold my arms and put it on the table. I don't know if I should lean back. I don't know where to put my hand. Do I put it in my pocket? Do I put it on my leg? Do I put it on the table? And then I

start getting really nervous and I start touching my phone. And then I think, oh no, I better not touch my phone. She might think I'm not interested. And then I just start wishing that we could hurry up and leave the bloody coffee shop.

What would I want to do? My favorite part is when we leave the coffee shop and then we walk around.

Why do women always want to go and sit in a coffee shop?

It's so boring.

You're like face to face with this stranger and You gotta try and make not awkward conversation, make it not awkward.

Oh, thank you, Callie. I don't know what you've been told. See, I am not your enemy, but if there's one thing that I know is that you ain't a friend to me. So don't come for me unless I sent for you, or know you were there to me. Just don't come for me, I won't send for you.

Okay,

so now I just can't really be bothered with the whole dating thing, and now I feel like I'm gonna be alone forever. I should have just stayed married. Fucking dating. I hate dating. I just want to skip to the bit where you're just comfortable with each other, and then you can like walk around half naked in front

of each other and it's not weird. But it takes so long to get to that point because bloody women want to go on Go on a date and then go on another date and then go on another date.

I think I'm just gonna give up for a bit.

Then I've got to explain my life story for the billionth time to some other random woman who's not even going to be interested anyway. I hate having to explain everything. Like, yeah, I went to Japan, I lived in Japan,

whatever. When can we have sex?

So frustrating. The whole dating thing is like the most frustrating thing in the whole world. I don't know how people enjoy it. I don't understand these pickup artists. Guys. They seem to love dating. I hate it so much. I just want to get one girl and then just feel good with her.

But these pickup artists, they don't want to settle down. They want like 100 different girlfriends, and they're happy to meet all these different girls and go on all these different dates just so they can have sex with them. Such a pain in the ass.

David Bond loves dating. Yeah, I know, that's what I thought. I watched his videos and I think Wow, he looks like he really loves doing this.

I just hate it.

Yeah, I want to have sex, but I don't want to do the dating bit. Dating bit is so boring.

I asked one girl if she wants to come back to my place to watch a movie. She said she doesn't do that before meeting the person.

Yeah, but we'd be meeting if you came, idiot.

Get a prostitute. They're always fat and ugly, stupid prostitutes. They got a really nice picture on the website and they show up and it's like fat or old. And you want to get a non-fat, non-old one, you got to pay like 500 just for 1 hour. I'm not paying 500. In Japan, you only have to pay like

100, you get a hot JAV-looking model Japanese girl with big boobs and big bum. Not bloody 50-year-old cigarette-smelling saggy MILF pretending to be a 21-year-old French girl.

In Tobita Shinchi, you walk down there, they all look like bloody 10 out of 10 Javs. Jav women, the heart.

Oh, thank you. No Name. What you say to me, I can't hear a thing. Try to talk some sense to myself, but I won't listen. I am what God made of me. No need to pretend it's okay to disagree. We don't have to be friends. Wait for Japan to open. That's what I'm doing. I've been watching more

videos from people doing updates when Japan's going to reopen. I watched that Raina Scully girl, and finally people are waking up to the fact that Japan is not high-tech or advanced at all. I hate hearing people go, oh, Japan's so high-tech. They're not. People are finally waking up to how stupid and slow Japan is technologically because they

can't even get this vaccination stuff done. And the track and trace app is just abysmal. People think, oh, Japan's like the most advanced country in the world, how come they're so far behind? Because they're not. They're still using the bloody fax machine. They still use tech from the '90s.

They still use little stamps for signatures like medieval ages. It's like bloody Ned Stark with the candle and wax to seal a letter. Like, they don't move on. The websites look like trash. Bloody Japan high-tech, eat my fucking shit. It's the least high-tech country. They don't even have self-checkout. I lived in Japan 2 years, I never saw

a single self-checkout thing ever in supermarkets. You can only pay by cash. I went to Aldi and they got self-checkout here.

Never saw self-checkout in Japan.

So yeah, watching these videos doesn't really give you much hope. They're saying

Japan's probably going to be closed until next year, and then even next year it's going to be a real pain to travel there as a tourist. You're going to need the stupid app, probably going to need the vaccination. The app sounds like a nightmare. You've got to quarantine in a hotel and they keep randomly phoning you, and

you've got to turn on your camera to confirm you're there. Sometimes an AI phones you, and then if you don't pick up the phone, you'll get like a warning.

It's such a pain in the backside.

Yeah, even the McDonald's in Japan doesn't have the touchscreen self-checkout thing. I found out about those when I went to Korea. They— I never saw that in Japan. The only place where they've got self-checkout kind of— I mean, self-service kind of Terminals is in Skia, and there is a kiosk with the touchpad and the— yeah, the sushi

places. But I mean, for grocery shopping, it's very old-fashioned,

and you'd never be able to pay using a credit or debit card.

So I guess I made the right decision getting this place. But still kind of annoyed because it means I probably won't get sex until I get back to Japan. Probably won't even have sex the rest of this year at this rate.

I just can't be bothered with the whole Tinder stuff.

And everyone here is so boring as well. They were like, oh, I gotta go to my job and I'm saving for a house. No one in Japan saves for a house. No one in Japan buys a house. Oh, buying a house, so much better because you don't rent. Yeah, but then you pay mortgage every month. It makes

no fucking difference. You just replace the rent with a mortgage. Wow. It's not like you buy a house and then you live in it for free for the rest of your life. You're still paying for it. Everyone's so obsessed with being a homeowner in this stupid country. Oh, I'm buying a house. Savings, buy a house.

Stupid house.

If I was rich enough to buy a house, then I'd be rich enough to just rent.

If you can't afford to pay rent, how are you gonna afford to pay for a house? People complaining about rent.

I'd never buy a house. Stupid.

At least in Japan, no one ever talks about buying a house. Never. Every time I go on Tinder or a dating app here and I chat to a girl, somehow we always end up talking about buying a house.

Or they say, oh, I've just been really busy saving up for a house, or I moved back into my parents' so I could start saving for my own house. So boring.

Why am I mad today? I don't know, I was just frustrated with the whole dating stuff.

And my lip hurts.

That's the trick, isn't it? You want some kind of relationship, then you got all this crap that you don't want to do.

Oh, should have just stayed married. Why did I leave Japan?

Well, good news is I got all of the utilities sorted out. I phoned up the electric company. Guess how much my, my electric bills are gonna be? £140 a year! Can you believe that? How is it that cheap? She said it works out to about £13 a month. Maybe it'll go up slightly because they said based off

of the previous tenant's usage, it would be about £13 a month. But since I'm at home all day, maybe it's going to be a bit more.

And then I phoned up the water place. They said they would contact the agency because the agency has to send them something. I don't know. So I don't really have to do much. I don't really have to do anything, actually. I think I've done everything.

Yeah, I sorted council tax too.

Why do I have to pay council tax? I don't even own the place. I didn't think I'd have to pay council tax.

Yeah, the good thing about having a really small place is the bills are going to be so small. Heating the place is going to be easy. I could heat the place using my farts. Just get a gaming laptop or Bitcoin mining rig would heat the place up. It's just like one room.

The bad thing about my home, Greensleeves, is it's really big, so it costs a lot of money to keep heated.

I don't know about water. I mean, I don't have a shower every day. I guess I could have a shower and then next day no shower, then next day bath, then next day no shower, next day shower. So I probably only have 3 showers a week and 1 bath or 2 baths. It's not like I'm seeing anyone,

might as well just be all sweaty and stinky.

I'll just shower on the days I go shopping and make videos. So I think the bills will probably be pretty cheap.

But yeah, electricity is damn cheap. Maybe I can get a solar panel. Oh wait, the sun doesn't shine directly in.

Uh, also I made, I made $41 day trading today, so I'm pretty happy with that. 6 days in a row in the green. Maybe I'm a genius day trader or something, but I, I've made money every day so far. Lost a little bit, but I made more than I lost. Today I had perfect trades. Do you want

to see my trades for today?

I couldn't believe it. Oh, I got a phone call. Who phoned me?

The fuck?

Someone phoned me on Facebook.

Weird. Maybe it was an accident. Yeah, look at my

trading today. I did pretty well.

Where is it?

Yeah, I made £11 DraftKings, and I made 74p NASDAQ, and then I made £17.92 shorting DeeDee. That was such a good trade— £17.92.

So that's like $41 more than I make from videos.

Yeah, I'm doing pretty well with the day trading stuff. So far I made $150 day trading in a week. If I could do that every week, that would help out so much. That would be like $600 a month extra. I'm just playing it really, really safe, so I'm not making huge trades. I'm only staying in a trade

maybe half an hour,

so I'm not gonna get massive returns, but then hopefully I won't get massive losses either.

So yeah, quite happy with that. Seems like it's working out better than my investing strategy where you hold a stock for weeks and weeks and weeks and it doesn't do anything. It goes up and then it goes down, but then it goes up and it goes down, but because you don't sell, you don't actually make anything. They

say you don't lose any money until you sell. We don't make any money either until you sell. You could be up 20% last week and then you're down 10% this week. What's the point if you don't sell at one point?

So I like the day trading aspects more because you're actually locking in the profits until you lose it the next trade, I guess. I don't know. I guess nothing's permanent.

What's my next destination? Well, I'm still aiming for Greece in September, hopefully, if she's still interested.

Probably going to give up on Tinder. It's just a waste of time.

It's just the women here are not very DTF, if you know what I mean. In Japan, it was so easy. You just go on a date and then you say, do you want to go to karaoke? And then they say yes, and then you just bang.

I guess the women here have higher standards,

but they're just kind of boring.

So serious and grown-up.

I just kind of feel like a child in comparison. Even if they're the same age as me, they seem so mature.

At least in Japan, people were kind of not immature, but not so serious,

not so grown-up.

Even if they're like 40, they can still be kind of childish.

European women are just kind of boring.

I think getting a girlfriend with the same cultural background— I don't even have a British cultural background. I have like a weird

I have my own culture which involves not doing anything everyone else is doing,

which makes it very hard to find like-minded people because it means everyone else is weird and people I find to be normal are very rare.

Which I don't understand when people say stuff like, you should go to XXX country, it would be more suited to your personality. What do you mean?

What kind of personality would a country cater to to be good for my personality?

I think this place is way better than Japan because it's got self-checkout. I don't have to talk to anyone. It's just—

yeah, dating is tough,

and they're so judgmental too. If you went to Japan, you went on a date with a Japanese woman, you said stuff like, yeah, I love traveling and I'm an online entrepreneur and I trade stocks, they would think that's so cool. They'd be like, wow.

But here they don't care. They're like, oh, he travels, that means he's not gonna be here permanently, that means he's not a good partner.

Oh, he doesn't do a job that I understand, that means he's bad.

Mixed-race people relate to me quite a bit. I don't think so.

No one can relate to me unless you're a YouTuber and a stock trader. Unless those 2 things are big parts of your life, you will never relate to me and I will never relate to you.

Because that's like the— that's all my life, you know, content creation and trading stocks.

No one's like me, so I find it so difficult finding people I like. Everyone's so boring and like weird stuff that is just stupid in my opinion. Why does everyone like stupid stuff?

Why can't you just like what I like?

The smoke detector. Well, I found a pretty good solution for the smoke detector, but I'm not gonna tell you or show you, just for my own protection. I think it's not good to tell you what I did to it.

Let's just say I handled it.

In a Daniel way. Say I handled it without any human interaction required, which is the Daniel— let me explain to you the Daniel way. Basically,

it's avoiding human interaction at all costs, even if it means you have to piss in a bottle.

The one, one girl I went on a date with in Korea was so annoying. She kept trying to push me into a shop to ask the staff. I hate it when people do that because we're walking around, we're talking, and I said, oh, I'm quite interested in smartphones and the new flip phone from Samsung. And I said,

I wonder if they've got a Samsung shop here. And then she kept trying to push me into asking staff where the Samsung shop is. I kept saying, oh no, it's okay, I'm not that bothered. So irritating, like she was shit-testing my social skills.

I ended up refusing, and then she asked. I felt so annoyed. Why can't some girls just take no for an answer? If I say no, it's okay, just, just Quit it! Stop going, oh, go on, do it, do it, do it! Oh, why don't you do it? Why don't you shut up, idiot? I don't need to ask

someone for where a shop is. I've got internet. I'll just go on Google and I'll Google where the Samsung shop is. These women are like, well, why don't you just ask someone?

Oh, why don't you ask a staff member? Why don't you ask for directions? Because I've got Google. Why would I want to talk to a human when I could Google it?

People always trying to boss me about. I don't get it. I never tell people what to do, and if they say they don't want to do it, I'm like, okay. But I never ever tell people what to do. Why do people keep trying to tell me what to do?

Oh, thank— Hi Daniel, smiley face. So happy with your progress. I am so happy that you are going from male to female.

Stupid people talking outside my door at 2:00 a.m. last night, so

A bit annoying, this room is right next to the elevator doors, so every time someone uses elevator I can hear this bing bong. And then if there's 2 of them, they'll probably talk, and then I can hear them talking.

Bit of annoying place.

So I can hear every single resident who enters and leaves from the elevator.

And there's these weird creaking, cracking noises in the morning.

I swear it's only in the morning, like the beams and the glass, they're creaking or something. Maybe it's from— it can't be from the sun because the sun's on the other side. I thought maybe it's the sun because this happened at home as well on a really sunny day.

The, the conservatory plastic would kind of creak as if it was expanding.

Or maybe it's the wind and the building's like swaying, but there's a lot of

Cracking and like clicking and creaking sounds.

I think it's coming from the glass, maybe.

It's a bit annoying.

Oh well,

there's always something, isn't there?

Confront the architect on the top floor. It's funny, he lives on the top floor and he's got a whole 2 floors to himself. How big can 2 floors be? It must be huge, 2 floors.

He's like the, the boss, the boss level at the top of the tower. You gotta take him out and then you win his wife.

What if people like the haters contact him and he's like, Daniel Luu's living in your building, you should kick him out? I don't think he owns the building. He doesn't have the right to kick me out. He just designed it and bought the top 2 floors.

But yeah, I can't imagine. Maybe I'll Google it. I think there is a video on YouTube where he's interviewed and he shows his penthouse. He's got like a massive forest on one floor. How do they get the trees up there?

That must be cool though. I can't imagine the view from the top of the building. I think I'm about— I'm probably about 2/3 up the building, and this is already pretty high. Imagine being even higher.

I can already see all the surrounding hills and countryside.

So you are using the smoke detector in your next OnlyFans video? Disgusting, and it's too big. You are probably so loose now. OMG, how could I use it on OnlyFans? Maybe I cum on it or something. It's a short circuit using my cum.

How often do I go out? I went out yesterday to go to that date. And I came straight back without even going there. I unmatched her. I wonder what she thought. She must have been sitting there waiting there with her friend, and then she checks the messages and, oh, Daniel's disappeared. Why did he unmatch me?

It was just too awkward. Number one, I didn't really find her very attractive, but she wasn't fat, so I thought, well, she's got a nice figure. And she seemed friendly, but I don't really like her face.

And then I started to get cold feet about meeting her cuz I just thought, oh well, if I don't like her face, what's the point?

I thought maybe I could just go get a funny story, but then she said her friend's there too, and it just— ah, no, I don't want to.

What if her friend's Really annoying.

There's not going to be a kind of romantic vibe if there's a friend there. It's just going to feel like, oh, a bunch of friends hanging out. No, I'm not interested if I'm not attracted to them physically. I don't care about the fucking personality. They could be bloody world gold peace giver, best person in the whole world,

gives away to charity. I couldn't care less if they've got like a massive mole on their face. No,

I have to be able to look at their face and feel, oh wow, I love them. I couldn't care less about a stupid personality. As long as they're not psycho, as long as they're not annoying, and as long as they're not like goody-two-shoes SJW type, then that's fine.

I'm not really fussed about personality as long as they're just like a normal person.

The face is the most important part.

And body too.

A nice face is wasted on a fat body, and a nice body is wasted on an ugly face.

Now, I hate when people ask what's more important, face or personality.

Always face, because a good face will still look good even when they're old.

But an ugly face is always going to be ugly no matter what their personality is. And then how can you fuck that? Do you put a bag over it, or do you just close your eyes and picture someone else? If they've got such a great personality, then just be their friend. If you love the personality so much,

you don't have to fuck them. Just be their friend.

But really, everything's important. There's no such thing as, oh, which is more important? It's all important. But even if they're really pretty, but they've got terrible attitude and personality, I wouldn't want to date them. If they're like gold digger, stuck-up bitch kind of vibes, I don't care how good-looking she is, she can go and fuck herself.

I'd rather an uglier— have an uglier girl than a really pretty girl who has a really bad personality. It's all important. You can't just say which one's more important. It's like saying which one's more necessary: oxygen, food, or water?

It's all got to line up. It's like day trading. You don't just place a trade because the Fibonacci levels match up. That's stupid. You need a Fibonacci level, you need it to be above moving averages, you need momentum, you need some kind of bullish divergence on the RSI. They all got to line up like stars aligning. You

can't just go for a stock because you got one, one indicator that says bullish. Women are the same. You can't just go for a woman just because you like one thing about her. It's all got to match.

See, everything can be explained using stock analogies.

Uh, personality-wise, she seemed nice. Can't really tell though.

I'm just saying, if she was prettier, I probably would not have ghosted I might have went to see how it goes. I just felt like it wasn't worth the risk. The upside wasn't worth the risk of embarrassment. See, it's all about upside risk and downside risk. I mean, upside gain and downside risk. If the upside gain is

very little and you're risking so much, then why bother?

Yeah, there was plenty of risk. The risk was I get embarrassed, feel awkward, feel uncomfortable, and then get friend-zoned anyway,

and then it was all a waste of time and I just felt stupid.

It would have been embarrassing. Imagine it

at some tiny table in a probably crowded coffee shop. That could have been noisy. And then I've got 2 strangers I've never met before asking me a lot of questions, and then I've got to just lie on the spot because I can't say, oh, I'm a YouTuber. They'll be like, what's your channel? And then they'll look at

my channel and then laugh at my face. So I gotta think of all these lies on the spot. 2 different sources of questions coming at me like, oh, when did you live in Japan? How long did you live in Japan? What did you do in Japan? How did you earn money?

I forget the story now.

What did I do in Japan? I hate it when people ask me what did I do in Japan. I got married and I made videos,

and then I met a stupid Hong Kong guy who was annoying, and then I got divorced.

They want— they expect you to say something like, oh, I taught English. I used to teach English. I worked at Toyota doing translation.

Oh, I made shitty vlogs on YouTube and did live streaming

where I just complained all day about how much it sucks living in Japan.

I give up with this dating, it's too hard.

And then I don't want to do anything anyway, I just want to stay at home, trade stocks, and then play games.

Life was good in Japan. I could do all that and then do the things I wanted to do as a husband, which is have sex and go shopping and then occasionally go out somewhere nice. Like a

cruise ship thing or Japanese inn thing for content.

Uh, life was so much better. Why did I lose it? Things are good now, but it just feels kind of boring on your own.

Do I miss Rainbow Six? Not really. I miss shivery a little bit. Everyone's talking about this new game called New World, aren't they? That looks rubbish. It just looks like

any other MMO that ever existed, and the graphics look shit, and the gameplay looks boring. You just kill monsters, collect loot, collect metal, do crafting. It's like every single MMO that ever came out What is new? What is unique about it? Nothing. Oh, you can chop trees down. Wow. You can collect wood. Wow. You can go fishing.

Wow. It's got a real-time combat system with dodging and active blocking. Oh wow, as if there aren't already a billion games that do that. It just looks like Chivalry 2 but shit. And more RPG elements. I'd rather play Chivalry 2. At least you're not wasting time mining ore and chopping trees, and at least there's gore and the

combat system's way better.

MMOs are just a dead genre. It's just like a genre from back in the 2005s, 2010s when everyone's trying to make a WoW killer. Oh, the next WoW killer, Guild Wars 2. Oh, Star Wars Old Republic is gonna kill WoW. The genre just killed itself. It's such a boring genre, MMOs. You grind and grind and grind from

level 1 doing the same repetitive things over and over and over which aren't even fun. It's not fun clicking on a rock and then pressing mine.

Same mechanics, same concepts, and then they try and make like a revamped modern combat system. It's just pretty much the same as anything else.

Boring. I might make a video. I could just clip that actually. Was that 10 minutes? I'll just clip that, put I hate New World. It's like a trending thing, isn't it?

Whatever. Do I have fast void places? What's that?

What are my ambitions? To make money and have sex and get food and not be homeless.

Minimize pain, maximize pleasure.

One day assassinate the Hong Kong guy. No, just joking.

Oh, I got a dono. Thank you. Thank you very much.

The 2005 were truly such a beautiful decade. Yeah, it was really good. Had amazing anime— Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Death Note— classics. Had amazing video games— World of Warcraft, Star Wars Galaxies, Halo was still fresh.

I want to make some poverty cooking videos. I noticed that Atomic Shrimp does it a lot on his channel and gets good views. I probably won't, but it's worth a shot. Do the whole living off £1 a day at Aldi,

88p a day grocery shopping at Aldi. I'd have to go all the way to Aldi. I might just go to Sainsbury's Locals.

What could I do for £1 a day shopping meal? I could get like the 20p baked beans, get like 20p loaf of bread, and get the £1 can of sausages, and then that's about 6 lunches.

Then what about dinner?

Now that I'm spending 95% of my income on rent, I need to really cut down expenses. No more of that fancy pot noodle stuff, the high-quality brands. I'm gonna go to Aldi and get snack noodle.

What do you mean Atomic Shrimp is consistent? You must be taking the piss. He just randomly makes these random videos and they just blow up. He just randomly— his channel is the most random channel. Some of his videos about scammers, some of his videos are about £1 a day, some of his videos about making random things, some

of his videos about pond life in a jar. There's no consistency to his channel. And he just constantly gets million views there, million views here, and his production quality is shit. He's just like holding a camera. There's no— barely any editing.

The text looks like it's from the '90s. It's obviously like a 50-year-old middle-aged man doing it, which is fine. I'm just saying his videos look like shit, very basic, and he gets million-view virals all the time. And his fingers look like fat sausages.

He never shows his face either. So he's doing all the things that people keep complaining to me that I do, and then he's getting constant virals popping out his asshole. Everyone complains about me, oh, no editing, don't show his face, oh, he's just showing his fingers, oh, he doesn't use good gear. Well, Atomic Shrimp doesn't either. So

why don't you complain to him?

Atomic Shrimp goes around parks picking up sachets of ketchup for his lunch. That doesn't count because you just found it. You can't say living off £1 and then you're picking up stuff off the floor. You've got to actually buy stuff. It doesn't make sense. It's like me saying I'm only living off 50p a day And I get

most of my food from rummaging through the bins.

That's cheating. It's like robbing someone and saying, oh, I live for free because I just rob people.

Neat thing about being so high is you can watch storm clouds and rain. Yeah, that's what I'm looking forward to tomorrow, and all of next week is supposed to be raining every day. I'm interested in seeing what it's going to look like. I guess I'm not above the clouds, but I'm pretty near to the clouds, and I

could see them forming in the distance, couldn't I? Moving into position.

Ah, I feel much better now. I had to get that off my chest. It's just the dating thing is just so frustrating.

Maybe if I can just learn to jerk off better,

maybe if I learn how to pleasure myself better, then I'll just give up on the idea of women.

It's just really hard to beat the feeling of an actual woman.

Even the love doll doesn't really do it. I thought I could get like a whole chicken and microwave it and then fuck that,

but then it seems kind of unhygienic. I also think the inside cavity would be way too big.

I don't know. Bloody man drive is annoying. If it wasn't for the bloody man drive, I think I'd just be fine alone.

I don't really know what to focus on right now. What do I do now? I got the apartment, I got the bills sorted out, I got my internet. That's it really. Those were the main things I was worrying about. It was kind of easy, I guess. I guess I was worrying about nothing.

Now I just got to focus on making sure I To keep my income streams flowing and try to find new income streams, try to improve my current income streams.

You can take certain medications to destroy your man drive. No, I'm not sorry yet. I like cumming and I like being turned on. It's fun.

I just wish I had a real woman though who didn't expect too much.

Even Chihiro wasn't happy being with me. Not because of cheating. People think, oh, your marriage was ruined because of the cheating. No, we overcame the cheating stuff and everything was fine for a bit. It's just because

I never want to do anything, I guess. It's kind of boring to be with someone who's like not interested in anything.

Or what if I am interested in loads of things but the girl is not interested in them? I could be interested in a billion things related to to the stock market, she's not gonna care, is she? And then she's gonna think I'm boring because I'm so obsessed with the stock market.

It's not that I'm not interested in anything, it's just I'm not interested in anything girls are interested in,

or I'm not interested in things girls want you to do for them, like driving. I could just see how much a girl would love it if if I could drive them around. It's so romantic. It'd be like, hey babe, let's go on a romantic car journey tomorrow. We'll pack a picnic, go to the forest. They would love

that so much,

wouldn't they? They'd think, oh, he's so mature and responsible and he cares and wants me to have a good time.

I can see why women would find that attractive. Of. I don't actually want to go anywhere. So I look into the distance and I see all the rolling hills. Wouldn't it be cool if I could go there? I guess. Or I could just look at it from here and not go there. It's like in open world games

like Skyrim, you can go anywhere you want to. You see that hill in the distance? You can go there. Yeah, but why would you want to? There's probably nothing there. It's just like a load of bushes and grass. There's bushes and grass right here. Why go there? Why don't I just stay here and look at it from

a distance?

I'd hate to get a car. You know, if I had a car, I'd have to pay for parking as well. So when I'm looking for an apartment, I'd also have to get parking, which is an extra expense. Gotta make sure the place has parking. I don't think— no, this place doesn't have parking for this kind of apartment.

And then you gotta pay all kinds of stuff.

This is the great thing about Japan. People don't really expect you to have a car.

In fact, most people don't have a car if they're living in Tokyo because it's just completely pointless and a waste of money having a car when you can— when there's like a train every minute that you can hop onto.

Hmm,

I thought most people don't have a car in Manchester. Yeah, but a lot of these women I'm matching, they don't live in Manchester, they live on the outskirts, like in on the edges, like in these green bits. So they usually have a car to drive into town, and they probably live in the suburbs and they've got a

driveway and a garage.

I'd rather just live in the city and not have a car, then I can just walk 5 minutes to the supermarket.

That's why I always like to live in a city. People keep saying, Daniel, why do you want to live in a city? You don't even go out. It's because in the city you can live right next to the supermarket supermarket, and everything's like 5 minutes away. If you live outside the city, then I guess you get home

delivery,

but then I'd never leave the house. I want to leave the house and walk around for a bit sometimes.

Do I ever miss nature and green spaces? A bit. But look, there's green there. A lot of green on the edges in the distance. Could do with a bit more green, Manchester. Not many trees.

There's some trees over there.

Do I live in the city? Yeah, I'm, I'm right in the middle of Manchester.

Oh, that's the town hall, but it's under construction repairs and it won't be open until 2024. Didn't realize that. 2024? What are they doing that takes so

long. Make dinner soon.

I think my food bill is going to be very cheap. I can last maybe 4 days on a £10 shopping, so I'd probably have to go shopping twice a week, which means I'd probably spend about £20 a week, which means I'd probably end up spending £80 a month. That's pretty good.

I guess there's extra expenses like coffee that runs out eventually, and, um, I might have to buy milk twice a month.

I got a load of eggs today. I want to boil them all. How many calories in an egg?

I think I might start tracking everything I spend. That'll be fun. I reckon my food bill should be about £100 or less.

Uber Eats? Oh no, Ube is so expensive and it's not even good. I got that ramen for £11 and it was so salty and the noodles were all stuck together. And for £11, I could get a whole week's groceries.

I could make— I could make a better ramen than that for £2, I bet you. I could go to Wing Yip. I'll pick up one of those 75p beef Demae ramen packets. They're only like 70p. And then I'd get like some bacon, 2 slices of bacon, boil an egg. Cost me £2 and it will taste better. It

won't be really salty. That broth was so salty.

I could make 10 ramens for £11. Never buy Uber Eats. It's such a rip-off.

Yeah, I actually have ramen. Look, actually, I'll make it today. I'll show you right now. Got these instant noodles. I forgot how much it costs. Got from Aldi.

I'll make it right now. You don't believe me? Bloody £11 ramen rip-off. From Uber Eats.

Let me see how much this costs. Instant noodle

barbecue beef, Aldi.

Here it is.

Where's the price?

Let me put the price at the top.

22p! Are you kidding me? There's no fucking way it's 22p.

No way. It says 100 grams, 22p. How much grams are these?

Says 22p per 100g.

Where's the grammage? This is 100g.

Look, 100g. This is 100g.

22p! Oh my God. And I bet you anything those noodles will taste at least as good. Those noodles I got on Uber Eats didn't even taste amazing. They just taste like normal noodles.

22p! I can't believe it.

How many calories? 200 calories! Okay, so how much are the eggs? I got 6 eggs. Eggs, Aldi.

6-pack. I think the eggs were 85p. I don't know what eggs they are because I took the box off.

Wow, Aldi's so good. I want to go to Sainsbury's Local next and compare the price. I saw Sainsbury's Locals also have their own brand of baked beans, but it's 35p. Aldi's ground of baked beans is 22p, so that's quite a big difference. It's like 50% cheaper.

I think

it might have been a pound or something. I probably got the least expensive one,

not free-range.

Yeah, I think it was these. Oh, 75p!

Damn, Aldi's cheap. 6 divided by 75— no, 75 divided by 6. Oh, 12p per egg! Oh my god,

I can't believe how cheap food is.

How are people starving when you can literally get an egg for 12 pence? I could find 12 pence on the floor if I went out. How do people not afford— be able to afford food?

So 12p for one egg, 22p. So far our ramen is going to cost

34p. Oh my god, and I spent £11 for that Uber Eats ramen.

We also need some meat. What do I have? I wasn't gonna make ramen, I was gonna make these chicken tendies I've got here. I've got these chicken strips. I can put the chicken in the ramen.

So I don't have any bacon.

Damn, food is so cheap. I can't believe it. Sometimes people go to a restaurant, they spend like £20, £30. Look, I got this whole pizza for 99p.

What should I do? Should I make the ramen?

Do I pay VAT? I don't know, actually. Isn't it priced in?

Pretty sure it's included. I don't know where the receipt is.

So what should I make?

I was going to have the hash brown and the chicken.

I could oven cook the chicken

and then make the ramen.

Oh, we gotta boil the eggs too. I might— I haven't used this stove yet, so I'm not sure how to do it. Can you help me? Got my new pot.

Okay, I'll make the boiled eggs. The first.

How do I turn this on? So this one is that one and this one is that one.

Okay, 7.

Got my eggs. I can't believe this is 12p for one egg. Damn, the life of a chicken is cheap.

Poor chickerinos, only worth 12p. Oh, this egg looks weird. I hope there's not blood in it. Like the shape. Did you know the, the length of an egg divided by the width equals to a Fibonacci number? True story.

Everything is dictated by the golden ratio in nature and mysteriously appears in stock charts. Did you know that? No, you didn't, because you're not as clever as me.

Fibonacci. I made so much money thanks to the Fibonacci. I swear, 9 times out of 10, you plot that Fibonacci chart, it will bounce off a Fibonacci level.

Now, what, what mistake I made was I kept buying at the Fibonacci level that was too early. So I was buying not at the 50% level or the 68%, but at the 38% And that's where I came into a few difficulties. But then I, I bought again when it dropped down to the 50% level. It bounced back

up, and I sold for sweet profits. I think maybe don't buy unless it drops below the 50% level, because then you've got more— you've got less risk.

Good, good. Whoa!

Whoa, why is it taking so long? I'm in my— this is my— I came Friday. I can't believe it's been so many days. Friday was just chaos. Took me ages to figure out how to get internet, and then I had to get all the bedding and shopping. Saturday, what did I do on Saturday? It feels like such

a long time.

Sunday was just depressing because of my Tinder date.

Saturday I went shopping again to buy a few things. Where's my stopwatch? Okay, so how long do we boil an egg? Is it 6 minutes? Did I sort out my bills? Yeah, I I switched— I made an account with the electric company. They offered me a very generous tariff of £13 a month.

So, I guess I have to be careful with electricity, you know, keep the lights off, don't waste water. I'm responsible for my bills now. I feel like such a grown-up. I've never been responsible for energy usage. Because I've always just stayed in a hotel and just used everything whenever.

But electricity is very cheap. You know how much it costs to just charge your phone? It's like 5p to charge your phone up to 100%. Everything in the world is so cheap. I don't know how people are poor and struggling or saying, oh, Daniel doesn't make enough money to live. Um, Excuse me, eggs cost 12p. How can

you not afford that?

Dr. K is streaming. He's streaming all the time. I watched him interview that guy Mitch Jones and he just like broke down in tears. Jesus. And I think I've got it bad. You think from all the moaning and whining you hear from me, you think, oh, Daniel's life must be the worst. And then I watch people like

this, Mitch Jones, and I think, Jesus, my life is not that bad.

He's like a mess, even though he's rich and he's good-looking, successful streamer. Like, he broke down

mentally, emotionally on stream like that. Jesus.

The only time I did that was when I got really drunk from that girl putting vodka in my Coke. Okay, I think it's hot.

Put the eggs in.

Oh, I didn't put enough water.

I'll put a bit more water.

It's not boiling yet. I'll start the timer when it starts boiling then. Should I put the lid on it? This is a very nice pot.

Isn't it a nice pot? Better than the little pot I had in Korea.

Bet you've never seen me cook eggs before.

I should put on my Tinder profile, can cook eggs in a pot. Oh, why is it making that noise? I don't like that noise. Please don't explode.

Please don't trigger the alarm.

Why does it smell weird?

I'm getting scared.

Why is it making that sound?

Help me! Why? Water's on the bottom of the pan. Should I turn it off?

Is it okay to have water on the bottom?

It's fine? Okay, I trust you.

It smells weird.

I don't know what that smell is.

Oh, I hate cooking.

Because I get scared that it's gonna burn or something.

Oh, there's a fan! I didn't know there's a fan there.

Yeah, I don't need it now.

I used to get so scared cooking when I first started to cook. For example, I'd try and cook a salmon and then it would just stick to the pan and then You'd have to like chisel it off the pan, then it will burn, and then the smoke alarm would go off, and it would be so embarrassing.

Oh, I remember when I went to the guest house in Japan the first time and I tried cooking fried rice, and I made the rice too wet and it turned into porridge, and then it started sticking to the pan, and then it started burning. And then people came over to like try and help. I guess it was

funny, but at the time it was so embarrassing.

Cooking in a guest house,

it's either a very good way to pick up girls because then they're like, oh hey, what are you making? Oh, can you show me how to make that? And then you can say, oh yeah, I'll teach you, it's so easy. Or it can be a really embarrassing experience, which could also lead to girlfriends because then it's like

a funny thing.

The great thing about living in a guesthouse is it's not like going on a date where you've got pressure to be liked and like the other person physically, because you're just at the guesthouse randomly. It's not like you arranged to meet up at the guesthouse. It feels like it was unplanned and And then you just get to

know each other because you're in the same place. There's no pressure at all. I get really anxious about going on dates because then, number one, I'm worried if I like her. If I don't like her, then I feel like I'm wasting my time and I've got to hide the fact that I'm not into her. And then I've

got to worry about her liking me. There's so much stress.

Is it boiling yet?

It's too low, maybe 7.

Yeah, going on dates is just so stressful. You know that feeling when you meet your dates and you don't find them attractive at all? It's like this sinking

feeling in the pit of your stomach where you think, oh no, I want to go home,

I want to go home, how do I get out of this? When I met Tomoko, I Oh my God, I just wanted to run. I thought about just running away while she was in the toilet. I felt so stupid. I just wanted to go straight home.

Meeting people online is just such a...

So stressful. Every time I met one of these Japanese girls from the internet, I met them in real life, I just felt so disappointed every single time.

Never have I met someone from the internet who I thought— oh, well, apart from Mila, I guess. Apart from Mila, Every time I just felt nothing physically.

It was so awkward because we were— me and Tomoko were so flirty chatting to each other because I thought she was pretty from her photos. And then I met her and then I didn't know what to do, so I thought, oh, I guess I have to carry on pretending to like her.

Is it boiling yet?

And I didn't have the guts just to just like say, I'm not interested, goodbye.

Dating is so stressful.

You sound calmer than normal. Did you just join? Because at the beginning of the stream I was a bit angry because I just had a nice rant. Now I feel relaxed. I think it's boiling. Start the timer.

Do I put the lid on it?

I was angry— not angry, just like frustrated about dating stuff again. So stressful. You guys don't understand how much effort I have to put in to actually go on a date. Everyone keeps saying, how did you meet women? How did you go on dates when you claim to have social anxiety? Because I mentally torture myself for hours

before actually going.

I don't just go there without worrying or stressing out. That's probably why I got pimples now.

9 times out of 10, dates are just horrible experiences. I only ever went on one good date with Mila,

and maybe that Korean girl. She was quite fun. We went to the VR game center.

The anxiety goes away after we have sex or after they rejected me for sex. So, you know, when I met the Swedish girl, I felt really anxious because I wanted to sex her.

So I led her to a love hotel and tried to get her to go in with me. She said no. She rejected me for sex. After that, I was like, oh, at least I don't have to worry about that anymore. And I felt so much more relaxed and carefree because I thought, well, at least I tried.

Nothing really to lose now. You know, the only thing that you have to lose is sex, and once you've either got it or you lost it, then there's nothing to lose anymore. You've won. You don't have to stress out about the date anymore after you got what you wanted.

But before that happens, so, so much stress and pressure building up to the point where you try and sex them.

I have high standards? I don't really. I just want someone who's not fat and doesn't look like a man. How's that high standards?

If you've got a jaw wider than me, then no. If you're fatter than me, then no. I just want a woman who looks like a woman, who doesn't look like a sumo wrestler or a man. Otherwise I'd just be gay. If I was gay, that'd be fine. I'm not gay. I like feminine-looking women.

This is so difficult to find that these days.

And then you've got to factor in other things like personality. Does she have a good personality? Does she like my personality? Is she annoying?

Oh no, this egg's bleeding.

No, a fat girl can look feminine, and a skinny girl can also look masculine. They're not related or connected,

but it's just so tricky.

The problem is the slim, feminine-looking girls are the most sought-after, and they'll be able to get get way better guys than me who can drive and don't look like a bloody stick insect and has a proper job. Those are like the high-quality girls, because apparently now not being fat is considered high quality.

There's only 2 basic things I want, but those 2 things are like the things that make a woman high value.

The problem is I don't have the things that make a guy high value, which would be masculine looks. But I have the things I want in a woman, which is like slim figure, soft features, feminine look.

I should just fuck myself.

I don't have the, the chiseled face and the beard and a masculine macho look and the blue suede shoes and the car and the social status. The things that make a man high value, I don't have.

But I'd rather be than have what I don't want.

I swear I'd rather just not have sex ever again than have to date someone that I don't feel attracted to. That's just terrible. I'd rather just be alone. I'd rather go gay maybe

than be stuck in a relationship with someone I don't feel any attraction for. This to?

Am I not allowed to have some preferences? So I don't care if she doesn't drive. I don't care if she doesn't have a good job. I don't care about her social standing. None of those things really matter to me.

Is it boiled yet? I don't want it to be runny.

Yeah, I might remove it. It's nearly 6 minutes.

What if you find them attractive but after 10 years they lose their nice features? Hmm, I guess that's possible, but I don't know, be interesting to see what Mila looks like in 10 years.

Maybe use the face aging app,

see what she looks like.

I wonder what will happen.

Make a video picturing what my ex-girlfriend looks like if she aged 20 years. Sounds like such an Onision kind of thing to do. Rating my ex-girlfriend's appearance based on her looks on FaceApp aging feature.

Do I put the lid on? My dad always used to make me and my sister egg soldiers You get half-boiled egg, so it's runny in the middle, and you get toast strips and put butter and dip it into the egg yolk. And it's so delicious. After you scooped out all the egg yolk, you then get a spoon

and you scrape out the egg white and you eat that.

So good.

And then you have a little egg cup.

No, I don't trust you. I've cooked eggs before and they're always runny.

Have I tried working out? Excuse me? Have you not seen my bulging bulge-eps? I mean my bulging biceps.

I do 100 push-ups a day.

Look at the kind of muscle required to easily do 100 push-ups a day. Not anyone can do it. You gotta train.

Most people don't have the shoulder muscles required to do that many push-ups unless, you know, they already do push-ups. I mean, the average person will probably— oh my God, oh my God— would struggle. The average person would probably struggle to do 15 push-ups because they're not used to it. You've got to develop that shoulder bit. But once

you've developed it, you can just burn through 10 push-ups quickly, effortlessly, as if it was nothing. Before I started my push-up adventure journey, It was so much hard work just to do 10 push-ups.

This is just making it more wet. Why do none of these towels absorb water?

Look, it just spreads the water around without absorbing it.

What?

That's weird.

I don't really care about my legs. It's easy to cover your legs up.

1 egg, 12p egg. Very, very good. One for me and one for you. 90 calorie, 12p egg. Oh no, it cracked.

I still can't believe this is 12p each. Do you know how easy it is to make 12p on YouTube? That's like 50 views.

Okay, next we empty the dirty egg water because This water was exposed to the eggshell which came out of the chicken's bum.

And as someone who worked in a chicken egg farm, most eggs were covered in shit.

Working in that chicken egg farm was the worst job I ever had. Sometimes eggs were covered in blood. Some of the eggs came out without a shell and it was just like weird. Some of the eggs were deformed, some of the eggs just had a massive pile of crap on it, and it smelled so bad because there

was no ventilation. There was a tiny window at the top, and then after standing in there for hours and hours, you would get the taste of chicken shit in your saliva. When you swallowed, you could taste it in your mouth. It was disgusting.

My mum used to work there, and then she used to let me come and help her. And then I could earn a bit of my own money.

But I think they banned factory egg farming because it was cruel, and then she had to get a new job.

After working there, it just kind of puts you off eating eggs for a bit.

That was a tough job. It was nice because you didn't have to talk to people, but it was disgusting,

and you had to wake up at 5:00 a.m. in the morning.

But I was so desperate to get money, I was willing to do it all summer holiday.

I swear, if most guys were high-value men like Leonardo DiCaprio, they would be doing what he does, you know, having a new 20-year-old girlfriend every month. Most men don't do that because they can't. Because most men are not high value, they're just like normal.

I

swear, if most men could do what Leonardo does, they probably would do it.

Washing my pots in my sink because I need to make my ramen.

22p ramen or £11 Uber Eats rip-off ramen.

The high-value men will have women fighting over them.

He won't have to do anything. He just has to sit back and let the women fight each other, and then he chooses the winner.

Have you seen Love Island where they got hot people in a place? The women just start bitching over each other, at each other, to try and get the man. And then they resort to all kinds of sabotage and espionage to ruin the other women's chances so they get the guy.

Oh no, I'm wasting water.

Got to pay for water now.

Put it in a cup.

We put it in the cup so it cools down.

Oh, it's hot.

And then we can peel it.

Okay, now what?

Um, I want to cook the chicken.

Chicken tendies

from Gastro. How much? How many calories? 3 chicken strips is 234.

Calorific.

Getting pretty hungry now. I also got broccoli too. I gotta boil that. So this takes

20 minutes. So whilst that's cooking, we'll make the broccoli.

How many do I want? If 3 is 230 calories, the ramen's 200 calories, eggs probably 100.

2 is 400, 550.

Um,

Probably want a bit more, and the broccoli might be 100. That could be 650. I want it to be 700. I might have 5 chickens.

They look quite good.

I want to boil the broccoli.

These are pretty big strips though. I'll have 5.

Oh, I don't have a knife. I need to buy a knife. I went to Wilkinson, but they don't have the knives on display. I think you've got to request them because children might buy them and stab each other. It's like trying to buy a gun. Trying to buy a knife in England is like trying to buy a

gun in America. The number one weapon of choice. The kitchen knife.

Oh look, this is so cruel. I'm eating the mother and I'm eating her babies. Chicken and egg. It's like that Japanese dish where they, they crack the egg over the chickens. Like drowning your parents in the feces of their babies. Unborn child. And you know what it's called in Japanese? It's called something like parent-child bowl.

I forgot what it was now.

Okay, see if my egg's cooled down.

Um, ow, ow, ow. Yeah, we'll make the broccoli, I think.

Broccoli, broccoli, broccoli. Oh, we need timer.

Time for 18 minutes, I think.

For the chicken.

How do I steam the broccoli? I don't have a steamer.

So I'll put this in the pot and then cook it for 5 minutes and then add the ramen. Do I have to wash the broccoli? Maybe I should. Oh, it's gonna make a mess.

I hate it when people keep accusing me of not thinking the girl's personality is important just because I emphasize the importance of her face. It doesn't mean I don't think it's important.

I just don't think it's as important.

People keep going on about that.

What about her personality?

Oh

no.

Oh yeah, Bitcoin had a big rally, didn't it? That was nice because people are rumoring that Amazon might accept Bitcoin.

Is that true? That would be amazing. Might be able to get my money back if that happened. If only you can carry on going up to $60K. I just feel like it's gonna hit $45K maybe, and then it's gonna crash back down to low $30s. Keeps doing that over and over.

So my Ethereum and Dogecoin went up quite a lot thanks to that. So did my Riot Blockchain, but my Baidu is doing really badly. Got 5x leverage and it's now -30%, so

not great. I'm considering buying some Alibaba. It seems like the Chinese stocks are very oversold. Don't you think they're overreacting a little bit? Why are all the Chinese stocks dumping?

Maybe it's a good time to buy Chinese stocks since they're so undervalued.

Because the Chinese government's doing the opposite of what the US government is doing. The US government is pumping money into the market to keep it afloat, and then the Chinese government is kind of trying to slow things down so it doesn't do what the US markets are doing.

Trying to regulate things, keep it under control.

But why would you buy US stocks now instead of Chinese stocks? US stocks are so expensive now and overpriced.

I might, might get some Alibaba. If it keeps dropping.

A lot of value investors are recommending it, like that Adam Ku guy, he's also recommending it. And that Value Investing with Sven,

he says Alibaba will probably do a triple, 5x over the next few years.

I don't know, it's hard to get excited about it. I've got 6 months until I need money, so what can I invest in now that's going to do well, going to go up in 6 months? That's my time frame. I don't really care what happens now cuz I don't desperately Damn, look at my fingers. I don't desperately

need a huge amount of money now. I just need a tiny bit to pay for food and for the bills. But the next time I need a large amount of money is gonna be in January, where I need— I need another £5,000 to pay for my next rent.

That's if I still want to stay here. Who knows, maybe I'm I wouldn't want to extend it. Depends really. Let's say Japan's open, which probably won't be, but if it is open, would I just stop this place and go straight to Japan? I don't know, I still feel like it's too early.

How do I mentally deal with the fact I lost so much already? Because I still have it. What do you mean? I haven't sold my stocks. I still got the stocks. I just need Bitcoin to go back up

and then I haven't lost anything apart from a year of wasted time where the money could have been invested in something that actually goes up.

I might just sell my Bitcoin stuff now because I swear it's just gonna go back down, isn't it? Put it into Alibaba instead. What if I sell my Bitcoin stuff now and put it all into Alibaba.

Bitcoin broke $40K. Really?

Oh wow, it's at $40K. Amazing. But is this not a bull trap? Look at this. What, what do you think if it just crashed back down to $20K from here, completing the head and shoulders?

I don't know,

maybe this was the bull trap.

Um,

where is it? Maybe this was the bull trap here.

It has broken above my red trend line.

It has broken out of that channel by loads, hasn't it? Look, it was stuck in that channel for 3 months and now it's just exploded way above it. Maybe that's a sign.

But look at Baba.

Yeah, I think it's— it could go down to this Fibonacci level at 190, then that could be a good price to buy. If Alibaba went to 180-something, I might be tempted to get some.

Where's my timer? No, my chicken! 8 minutes.

Hello Daniel, what are you doing? I'm making the best ramen. So, you know, I bought that Uber Eats ramen when I was in the hotel for £11. I'm gonna make a way better ramen for less than 50p.

Oh no, we need to calculate the chicken. So 1 egg is 12p, this is 22p, the broccoli is probably like 80p.

I don't know how much this chicken was. What's it called? Breaded chicken strips from Aldi.

Here it is.

It was £2.99 for the whole bag and I took out 5 strips. How many strips are in it?

It doesn't say how many strips are in it.

How am I supposed to calculate it?

It says 600 grams.

Okay, 1 per 3 chicken strips, 99 grams. So 3 strips are 99 grams and there's 600 grams.

So 3 strips— no, 100. 1 strip is 33 grams,

600. So there's probably 18 strips in there.

Um, fuck, how much was it? £2.99. 18. 18 strips divided by 299. No, 299 divided by 18 strips. 16p per strip times 18. Yeah, 6— what? 16p per strip?

Are you joking?

So I put 5 strips. 16. I'll round it up to 17 because then, yes, closer to £3. I will say 17p per strip, so I put 5 strips, 85p, plus my 22p for ramen, plus 12p for the egg,

plus the broccoli. Let me see how much the broccoli costs. Broccoli, Aldi,

47p. So add

23p for half of it. £1.42. Suck it, Uber Eats.

£1.42, I could make 10 ramens. For the price of that Uber Eats ramen.

Okay, boil my broccoli. Oh no, I don't have a bowl. I have to eat it out the pot.

Damn.

Pretty cheap. I can't believe it. 16p per strip of chicken. £1.42. So if I had that every day, 3 times a day, every day, my food bill would be £127.

Every day for that. Pretty good.

I mean, my second channel gets— could afford, could pay for that on its own. Did I get threatened by email? By who? Let me check.

No.

Am I poor already?

Not poor, I'm just— because I spent a lot of money now. Spent £1,500 on that first apartment where Manchester girl was supposed to come and fuck me, but she never came.

So I wasted all that money in that first apartment, but I needed a place to stay to look for a place, didn't I?

And then I lost £500 on betting on the football game.

And then what else I lose? I need to try and make my money back, and sometimes the best way to increase your money is by just reducing your

spending.

I don't really feel very excited about Bitcoin going back up because it's done this so many times now, and then it just dropped back down to $30K.

It's probably gonna retrace soon.

I mean, look at that, that's just not sustainable.

The crash is gonna come.

15 minutes.

Crispy chicken.

But damn, Cardano went up about 30%. It went all the way down to a dollar. You put £1,000 into that, you could have been up £300 now.

But I was too scared.

Yeah, you could have got 20% gain if you bought Bitcoin at $29K.

Oh wow.

Maybe I can make a video why I regret selling all my Bitcoin.

I regret selling my Bitcoin and it's at $40K, so now I'm going all in again. And then it crashes the next day. It crashed again. I lost my life savings.

You know what I want to try? I want to try making chicken and using the ramen powder as a seasoning coating thing.

17 minutes. Take out chicken soon.

Oh, I need to peel my egg.

Where's the fire alarm? I told you I handled the situation professionally.

Don't know what you're talking about. I can't hear a beep. I think you're going delusional.

Let's see if this egg cooked properly.

Don't know what you're talking about. That's just the chair making a squeak. Where should I put this? I should put it on tissue paper.

Wow, it cooks the egg pretty well. I hate it when it has this smelly layer. It's got like a film under the eggshell. And it smells eggy.

You see that? That film

smells so bad.

It smells weird.

Okay, I think the chicken's done.

Wow, wow, wow,

wow! I'm losing a lot of the egg on the shell, it's coming off with it. Look at that egg, perfect!

Oh, I'm losing it, look!

Oh no, I lost so much. I didn't put the shell on the tissue. Oh my God, the whole point of the tissue is for the shell.

Duh. Smells like egg in here.

Oh, this looks good.

This looks good.

I think I'll get one more egg.

Should I have 2 eggs or just 1 egg? I think I'll just have 1 egg.

Okay, um,

that

should be fine, and I've got the rest of the broccoli for next time.

So wet.

Ow! Dude, why is everything hot? God. Jesus Christ.

Is that a new place? Yes, welcome to my new apartment. If you just tuned in and don't know where I am, got myself a new humble abode.

This is my living. This is my hallway. This is my bedroom. I'm gonna have a bath tonight because I didn't wash in 2 days.

Sun setting.

Beautiful.

Oh yeah, by the way, Black is not a good color for the bedsheets because of—

it makes stains very visible.

I don't recommend you get black bedsheets.

Where are my chicken goujons?

Ooh,

that black bed sheet is just going to be covered in stains. When I was a teenager, I didn't realize that cum left a stain, and I used to just hump my bed and cum right onto the bed sheets and then just let it dry there. And then I checked it one day and I just saw like patches

of cloudy patches all over it, and I was like, oh my god, my mum's gonna kill me.

I thought it would just vanish.

Ah, my plate's wet. I thought it'd just like evaporate like water does. I didn't know it'd leave some kind of stain.

And from that day onward, I learned how to climax using only my hands, because before then I never used my hands to do it. I would get my duvet, tuck it in between my legs, and I would hump that and then just climax onto the bed sheet. It was really weird having to do it with my hands,

but I soon learned the technique, became a master at age 15.

Before then, when I was like 12, I had a teddy bear and I would just hump that.

Here is your chicken and egg ramen. Enjoy.

Would you come to my restaurant?

Would you come to my restaurant?

Here's your condiments. Enjoy your meal, sir.

Everything served in a saucepan for the authenticness.

Oh, how romantic! I should get a candle,

have a candlelit dinner with beautiful views of Manchester.

Well, already this looks better than the Uber Eats ramen.

Shall we do it Japanese style, cut the egg in half?

Oh, did you see that? It went in perfectly! And look at the yolk, that is perfectly cooked boiled egg. Not runny, not too hard.

Oh yeah. Oh,

I'm just a skater boy, you can see me later, boy. Wow, I've cooked these chicken things really well. It's crispy.

Oh, it looks like crisp.

Look at that ramen.

How to make the perfect ramen, £1.40.

So we got 5 chicken strips, 16p each, 1 egg, 12p. Ramen 22p, broccoli 22p. That is a £1.40 dinner.

How many calories? Well, the ramen's 200, 5 chicken strips is about 300,

so that's 550. Broccoli is probably About 60. The egg's probably about 80. Uh, I'd say about 700 calories.

Try the noodles, see if these noodles are any better than Uber Eats.

Oh, oh, hot, oh, hot!

Sorry about that, it was burning my tongue.

I nearly lost my taste buds.

Let's try that again.

Hmm,

it's a bit bland. The texture of the noodles is much better, but the flavor is just rubbish. It's so diluted.

The Uber Eats one had much stronger flavor.

Why does it taste so bland?

Needs more salt. There's no flavor. What?

Yeah, I should have got the Demae ramen from Wing Yip. That's usually full of flavor. Flavor, but then that costs 70p or something for one.

Everything was fine. It's just the texture is fine, but it's not enough salt.

Oh, I want a beer. I keep forgetting to buy beer.

Oh, it's so bland.

The chicken doesn't have any seasoning. I thought it would be salted at least.

Very disappointing.

This is the most bland meal ever.

Oh, thank you. Hey, Goll, why do you have the kebab sauce out? Also, what does it taste like? Kebab sauce is pretty nice. It's a bit like salad cream.

It's good with the chicken.

It's a bit like salad cream and Caesar cream. Caesar salad cream together.

So to improve this meal,

I think getting some beef stock— get the beef stock powder, sprinkle some of that in— would have made it much better.

Oh yeah, my new video is doing pretty well. I didn't think people would be that interested in my apartment tour, but it got a number 2 out of 10. It's doing way better than my recent stuff.

Probably just get 12k views,

and people didn't say anything like, oh, Oh, this video is so badly made. Oh, it's just a screenshot.

Turns out if I just put my face in the first few minutes and then I can just do whatever for the rest of the video and people don't care.

2 out of 10 means, um, out of the last 10 uploads it got the most views.

In— it got the second most views compared to the rest of them.

So 10 out of 10 would be the worst because it got the— it got the lowest views. And then 1 out of 10 is the best because it got the most views out of the last 10 videos.

I might actually get number 1. It's 200 views away from the number 1 spot. Look. That's number 2.

And on average, most people watched it for about 5 minutes 20 seconds, which is a 40% retention. It's pretty good. Most people watched 40% of it.

Surprising, because it's a, it's a pretty boring video. It's just me going, this is my bedroom, this is my kitchen,

This is where I put— maybe I could do, you know, I think a lot of people interested in how I make money because they— I keep seeing in the comments, how does he afford it? How can he afford this? Where's his money coming from?

I could do cost of living

video.

I work as a male prostitute. Not really.

Be cool if I had some cool-sounding job that I could say I secretly do.

I day trade stocks on the NYSE. I think that sounds cool. Whenever I tell girls I do trading, they never care. They never ask me about it. No girl has ever asked me about trading after I tell them,

which is good, I guess.

When I went for the apartment viewing in a different place, the guy asked me what I do for a living. I said I do investing and trading. He started asking me about it. He asked, So what are good stocks to buy now? I said, I don't know. Chinese stocks look pretty cheap.

What stocks are good to buy now? I don't know.

Everything's either overpriced or already priced in.

I just day trade the same stock every day. I day trade DraftKings. I made like $150 now just day trading, scalping DraftKings.

Well, I watched this show called Trader TV Live, and I just— not always, but I listen, I pay attention to what they're trading.

Sometimes I copy them.

Uh, today I copied their short on Didi and I made £20, so that's pretty good.

Priced in means that— how do I explain it?

I know what it means, I just never had to explain it before.

I don't want to say it means it's priced in.

How do you explain it?

It's when

people's expectation of what the company can deliver is already priced into the value of the stock.

So they're already thinking about that, and they've priced that into how much the stock costs.

Do I make good money from copy trading? I actually made the most money from copy trading. My best portfolio was my copy trade. It's up about 20%,

whereas my portfolios are down like 40, 50%,

cuz the guy I'm copying, he knows what he's doing and he's been doing it for like 12 years.

Oh, I had to talk to the guy at reception yesterday to get the meter readings. I'm starting to feel like I sound very posh compared to everyone else here. They had such a thick Manchester accent.

Have you noticed you have less trolls on Twitch streams? Yeah, Pricks, I started banning them

and I got a moderator.

I pay her $10 an hour.

I phoned up the energy company and it's based in Liverpool. And I did struggle a little bit to understand the guy.

Imagine you're a foreigner. There's no way, unless your English is really good, you'd really struggle. Even I struggle a bit when they speak really fast.

They're very friendly.

They must— I wonder if they're very confused, like, why does this guy sound English but he looks Chinese?

They probably expect me to have like this Chinese accent.

They probably think, oh, his English is really good.

I think someone asked me where I was from. I said Kent,

but I don't think they know where that is. They might think, oh, Kent, that sounds like an exotic Asian country.

I quickly— I always quickly add in, oh, I'm English but my mum's from Malaysia, because I know what they mean. They want to know where I'm really from.

They don't want to know if I'm from Harrietsham.

Always got to explain. Where my mum's from.

I should say I'm from Harrietsham.

And then another man talked to me on the elevator a few days ago. I think he works here because I saw him going in and out the staff area, and he was wearing kind of like a black jacket and shirt. He asked me if I was a student, and I said no. It was so awkward. He just

said, are you a student? No, hello. Or no, I'm Jacob, nice to meet you. Just like first thing he says to me, are you a student? I said no.

And then I said no. I said no twice because I couldn't think of anything to say afterwards. And then I thought just saying no sounds a bit rude. Like, no. I did like An awkward chuckle, and then I said no again.

And then he said,

he said, it's expensive living here. I said, I think it's worth it for the view. I don't think it's expensive. Why do people keep saying it's expensive? It's only £800 a month. What do you mean that's expensive?

I think 800 a month is such a bargain considering the place and the area.

Yeah, I guess if you go further out the city center, you can get places for 400, 500 a month, and they're like houses. You can get like a house in the suburb area for 500 a month, and it's way bigger than this place.

You're supposed to pay 30%. I pay 90. 95% of my income on rent.

What else am I gonna spend it on?

I guess I could have just lived in a house on the edges and it would only be about 500 a month and it'd probably be more peaceful,

but I want to live in a city with a cool view in a skyscraper. That was my dream. Now I've made it. This has always been my dream, you don't understand.

I wanted a beautiful city view in an apartment, being a freelance internet guy. I feel like a lot of my dreams did come true. Maybe I should be more appreciative.

These noodles are so, so bad. It tastes like toilet water. The actual noodles are fine, it's just the flavor. There's no flavor.

Yeah, all my cooking recently sucked. What was my best meal?

I think I made one meal that was okay. The chips and pizza is usually fine. I never complain about my pizza.

It's just the noodles because they're really cheap noodles. Everything else was fine.

Oh, I can't get a drink because there's— uh, should I drink the egg water?

I like these lights.

Look, they're like angled lights.

No, I want a beer. I don't want water. I want something juicy. I don't have any drinks. I want sweet juice.

Rotted

Yule, Yule.

Would you like some egg water?

Have these for lunch.

Oh, I better wash this cleanly.

It's just beer's kind of expensive. £4 for 4 cans.

Hope it doesn't taste like soap.

I can make orange juice.

I got oranges. Refreshing.

Yummy. The most delicious thing I had so far is the water.

Does anyone know a PC company called Artisan Builds? Because they messaged me saying they want me to promote them and then they'll give me a link.

I don't know if they're real.

I can't be bothered. I hate making sponsored stuff.

I don't know what to say. You remember my Nordgreen ad? It was so cheesy. Nordgreen has a friendly eco-friendly program saving African children. You can help the African babies now.

For only 99p a month, you can save the

planet.

How much did Nordgreen— I think Nordgreen paid me

$400. HiNative paid me $500.

I can't be bothered. I hate doing it. Ah, but I should really, cuz that's like a whole month of rent.

Oh my God, what the Fuck, it's in my mouth.

Uh, what is this? Oh, it's an egg yolk. Oh, I thought it was chicken.

Oh, I thought that was a piece of chicken and it was egg yolk. I thought it was like rubber. It just disintegrated in my mouth.

I don't get many sponsor offers anymore.

I got one from Rosetta Stone. Why didn't they pay me?

I'm not sure. I made something for Rosetta Stone, but then they didn't pay me anything,

and then I put the video on my second channel anyway.

They really hate it when you upload it without letting them check first.

I also need to find out where to put the rubbish.

They said there's a rubbish chute around the elevator, but I haven't seen it. Maybe I have to open one of those special doors.

Oh, the last piece of chicken.

I told you I got rid of the fire alarm in a professional way.

Oh, thank you very much. Write the damn script or else I'll charge back all of my donations. No, please, I need the donation. What script? For the sponsor?

But that was like a month ago and I didn't reply to them.

Oh, thank you, log file.

Very generous.

I can't be bothered to do anything like the NFT idea or merch. The most I can do is OnlyFans,

putting stuff up my bum.

What do they want me to do? Let me find the message.

Oh, they're called Artesian Builds.

Um,

our PC builds company really likes your channel and wanted to reach out. An offer to pay you. We're happy to offer $100 to $500 in instant money towards a new PC. Oh, they want to pay me $500 towards a new PC. Oh, I actually need a new PC, but this is American. It's all in dollars.

Although it would be nice having One— I don't know, what if they only give me $100?

If it was $500 towards a new PC,

that wouldn't be a bad deal.

We are a new type of PC building company in the Bay Area. That's in America.

We sponsored systems for the most respected creators such as MoistCr1TiKaL, Mizkif, WillNEF. I can't believe Mizkif got 55K viewers now. It's just— ugh, how did Ice's cameraman end up becoming like the king of Twitch? And he's not even special or anything. Mizkif is so boring. How does he get 55K bloody viewers?

I watched a bit of Mizkif and I just, I switched it off so quick because I was so bored.

What is the appeal of Mizkif? I don't get it.

He's not entertaining at all. He's like the most boring playing guy ever.

I wonder if I should do gambling stream. I can do gambling on Paddy Power, look.

Look, you can do roulette.

Look, do you want me to do gambling? I'll put £500 on black, double my money. Oh no, we better not start gambling. I'm gonna lose all my money.

Look, you can just play like this.

Or we can play blackjack. Oh, they got slot machine, look.

Everyone's doing it on Twitch. They're all doing gambling slot games. It seems so shady, like they're promoting gambling to all their little viewers.

How are they allowed to do it? It's basically like lighting up a cigarette. Imagine all of the top famous Twitchers start whipping out cigars and they're like, oh yeah, this feels so good, oh look how cool we are. And then all the 10-year-old viewers start going out trying to get cigarettes.

I feel like it's gonna get banned,

but these, these casino websites are paying these big Twitch streamers millions, hundreds of thousands to use their website and play on stream. It's just like the betting, the gambling loot boxes. It's just the same thing. The websites reach out to the biggest streamers, offer them a shit ton of money,

and then they, they seem like they're winning loads of money, and there's probably some guy on the back end making it so the streamer wins. And then even if they lose,

I don't know, I don't trust it. I feel like even when they're losing, the people who are behind the website probably give them the money back.

Didn't Trainwreck TV lose? Apparently he lost millions doing the slots.

Should I peel the egg first and put it in the fridge, or put it in the fridge like this, but then I won't know if it's cooked or raw?

Yeah, it just seems weird. All these big streamers are just gambling now and Twitch is okay with it. It's just silly because you think Twitch— oh, Twitch has such high morals that standards. They ban people for just saying the N-word or the S-word,

but then they let softcore porn happen. All these hot girls in bikinis sitting around with their asses hanging out, that's okay. And then now gambling streams, that's okay. I mean, what happened to the moral high ground that they always seem to take?

Might have an orange, wash down this disgusting ramen flavor. That ramen was terrible.

You complain about Twitch while streaming on Twitch? Yeah, cuz I just got 2 bans for something that wasn't even my fault. I feel a bit annoyed. I don't like being punished when I'm not the one doing the wrong things. I wasn't spamming the N-word,

and I've been moderating the chat 99% of the time, but banning these people, and then the one time it slips through, they give me a temporary ban.

If you put food up your bum and it gets stuck up there, Can't you just push it out as if it was a poo? Because the sausage nearly got stuck up there because it broke in half and it nearly went up. I had to squeeze it back out.

I think it's safe to put the boiled eggs there. It'll be good to eat tomorrow, won't it? I'll have, um, a boiled egg sandwich with ham.

I don't want to have a bath on stream because then I have to wear underwear. Because it would be risky if I just got completely naked. What happens if the camera fell over and then showed my ballsack? Or what if there's a reflection somewhere and—

I can't open this orange. There might be some metal reflection where you can see it.

Wow, wow, wow, wow. I don't want to wear my underwear in the bath. That sounds horrible. Only get naked.

What should I make for my next meal?

Running out of ideas.

Hmm, what can I make? Such a pain in the backside having to eat.

I would love it if I just didn't have to eat.

That'd be great.

Everything just tastes bad.

I can't remember the last time I had a good meal. For the last month, everything just tastes so bad. Even the Uber Eats tasted bad.

The only thing that tastes good is fruit

and the pizza.

I

don't really like yakisoba.

Not really a big fan of noodles.

For carbs, I prefer

chips. I don't really— I don't know, I'm kind of fed up of rice.

Carbs are such an annoying thing to have to prepare, but then you can't have a meal without carbs, can you? You can't— you need the calories from— most of the calories come from the carbs.

Just one steak of salmon, it's not much. You'd have to have like 5 salmons to get 500 calories.

Also, I think my day trading strategy of just doing a few trades in the open and then leaving it— don't try and do more trades during the day. Every time I try trading during the day, it ends up losing money. So I just only trade in the first hour, and maybe in the last hour I have a

look, but but I don't usually—

I just trade in the first hour. It seems to be working.

Now the trick is to stay disciplined and not give back the profits, just like keep things tight.

That's the worst thing about trading. It doesn't— like, you can make $1,000 today and then you'd end up losing $200 tomorrow and then losing another $100 the next day, and then you could lose $500 next week. Nothing is set in stone unless that's like your final trade ever. If you say, okay, I'm just selling this, I'm taking

my $1,000, I'm never trading ever again, Then yeah, you got the money.

But you're not going to do that. You're going to keep— you're going to want to keep trading.

Do I have economics degree? No, I learned my knowledge of economics from YouTubers.

And WallStreetBets.

Okay, my plan for tomorrow, um,

I don't think I have to do anything anymore. I've done everything. I'm good for 6 months.

Yeah, just take it easy. Sleep late, wake up, make coffee,

uh, do some trading, make lunch, do some push-ups, play some Mario Kart, jerk off a bit, do some streaming, go to sleep.

Life is pretty chill.

No, I don't need to go to Aldi until— I think I'm good for another few days. I want to make some poverty shopping meal video,

living on £1 a day at Aldi's.

Not sure what else to do for videos now.

I'll probably do another livestream on YouTube soon.

First livestream in my new apartment on YouTube.

And then afterwards, I don't know, maybe I'll make a video about that Tinder thing. Why I ghosted my Tinder date yesterday.

No, I've only been on one date since I got here with that Russian woman, but she friend-zoned me and then she never messaged me again.

I was supposed to go on a date yesterday, but I got scared. 'Cause she said her friend is there. Imagine if her friend was also hot and I could have been on a triple date with 2 women, but 'cause I got scared— ah, that's the problem. You get scared, you just start missing out on things. Well, what

if things went really well and then we could have been banging tonight, but 'cause I got scared

Just being scared of everything just closes off so many opportunities.

Don't go on a date when the girl brings a friend. That's why I just turned around, went back home.

It just didn't really sound like the kind of atmosphere I would want to join in on. 'Cause I'm not looking for friends, I'm looking for a date.

She brings a friend to a date, then she doesn't think of it as a date.

There's a bar in Beetham Tower. Yeah, I could go there, I could stream,

but my room's higher than that bar. So we got a better view here and it's private,

and they probably charge like £20 a drink.

Getting full.

Okay, so what should I do to have a good life in Manchester? I don't really want to buy a laptop. I feel like it's not really important, and then I'd have to carry all of it in my bag if I move again.

Maybe we can start focusing on the Greece trip as the next, next goal. Greek girl,

hopefully she doesn't find a boyfriend by then.

You'd have a better life in Japan because you actually get dates. The problem is I don't want to go dating. I had a date yesterday I could have gone to.

I had some pretty bad dates in Japan too. Well, it was just awkward and weird.

I usually just feel awkward and weird around most women. When I met Chihiro the first time, I felt quite comfortable almost straight away.

I still remember our first date. We met outside Starbucks in Namba. I thought we were going into Starbucks, but then she started walking away from it. So we went down the number street

and we went to—

what are they called? The restaurants where you fry stuff on a stick. We went to one of those and then we went to a bar and we had some drinks.

Somehow we started talking about karaoke, and then I asked her if she wanted to go, and she said yes. So I thought, yeah, we're gonna have sex.

She said, oh, it's getting a bit late, and then I said, oh, we could do all night, and she said okay.

So we went to karaoke and After about an hour of singing, she finally— she came close to me and she touched my hand, and I took that as a signal to kiss her. So then we started kissing, and I wanted to fuck her in the karaoke, but she wouldn't let me take down her trousers.

She said she doesn't do it on the first date, and I felt kind of disappointed and defeated.

And I wanted to go home, but it was still about 3 AM in the morning. I had to wait until 5 or 6 for the train to start coming, so we ended up just sitting around in the karaoke all night.

And then the morning came, it was about 5 or 6 AM. We walked out, headed back to the train station, and we were holding hands.

It's funny, we went in there as, you know, acquaintances, friends, not holding hands, and we came out holding hands like a couple.

And then we kissed and I said goodbye, got on the train. Then I made like 20 videos I went on a date, oh my God.

And then the next few days I went to meet Tomoko,

and then people were all getting angry at me for cheating on Tomoko because I talked about going on a date with Chihiro.

That's when the hate started.

Yeah, the first days of me and Chihiro were quite sweet and innocent.

It's kind of funny that happened now, now that I think back on it. It's weird,

it's weird to think that actually happened and that was my reality looking at it, it just seems like, oh, this is all a dream.

Everything just happens so quickly.

One minute we're going on a date, next minute I'm moving in, next minute we're getting married, then my channel blows up. Everything's so quick.

I was so happy to finally find someone who wanted to be with me, and she wasn't like really fat or something.

It felt great. Finally had a place that I felt was home.

And it was so fun making YouTube videos, just vlogging the whole thing. Life in Japan, moving into my girlfriend's place, Going shopping, it was an experience.

My favorite bits in the beginning were going to Steyr to get DVDs.

We used to watch movies on DVD discs. I don't know why we didn't just get Netflix, but in the beginning We would go to Stayart every week, get the new Game of Thrones episodes and Breaking Bad, and we would binge-watch that.

Yeah, the beginning was so great, so sweet and wholesome in that little apartment. How did it all go so wrong?

I feel like after the Malaysia trip, it probably started going downhill. No, even before the Malaysia trip, we had that big argument where I stormed out.

The best part was the first few months before she found out my YouTube channel.

Ah, things were so simple.

I could just make videos about what I wanted, say what I wanted, and then she had no idea. It was great.

Very weird life.

It's like one minute you feel trapped in one situation and then you break out of the situation And then you kind of miss being in that situation, and then you feel kind of stupid because it feels like it was actually— things were actually better like that.

It's just weird. Time keeps going and things keep changing. I don't like it. Last year, this, this time last year, I was in Germany, wasn't I? Now I'm in bloody Manchester. In a skyscraper.

What am I doing here? Oh, I still don't know why I'm here, actually. Sometimes I was at home perfectly fine, apart from all the bloody people coming over.

I wonder what's going on there now. I don't even talk to them.

Talked to my sister for like 5 minutes. I just showed her my new place.

Does your life seem empty? Yeah, it does. Oh my god, it feels so empty compared to when I was married. So all the things I had to do whilst being married,

I don't have to do, but then

I don't know what to do now.

And then you miss doing those things you used to have to do. Do I feel less depressed now versus living at home? Yeah, I feel more comfortable. I feel more relaxed. No one's nagging me, telling me what to do, which is great.

I don't really miss anything from being home apart from my computer.

Miss having a computer a little bit.

I miss being in a relationship.

Just such little things like she would come home and And then we'd go shopping, get food, and then come back and eat it and then watch TV. So that's the most basic thing ever, but it was the best thing ever as well.

Moving apartments was like an experience as well. I can't believe we did that.

I don't even know why we did it though. I didn't really care about moving apartments, but she really wanted to, to get a bigger place.

But there was so much that went into it. We had to go to an estate agent, look at different places. She wanted this place that was closer in town, and then I wanted this place that was on— in a more isolated area. And then I got the place I wanted,

but she didn't like it much because she said it felt a bit bit lonely because it's not in a busy area.

And then these people came to help us move. We had to pack everything. Remember the video I made of us packing everything?

Then we had to unpack everything. Then the sofa didn't come. And then it was winter. We only had that one little radiator.

Only stayed there for like 2 weeks. And then my dad got ill, had to go home. Imagine if my dad didn't get ill. Would have been staying there for longer in that bigger place. The bigger place was nice. Finally had multiple rooms instead of just one room with a bed in it.

No, she's not stuck in the apartment. She, she moved out of it when I was in Germany effing the Turkish girl. She changed to that new one that I was in before.

But yeah, I didn't even imagine all the stress or the hassle she went through whilst I was having a fun time in Germany. She probably had to— how did she even do that? Surely she must have signed up for a contract for that apartment, but then she moved out of it in

March. I think she went back to Japan by herself in March, didn't she? And I stayed in England.

And we got the place in January, so she must have cancelled the contract after like a few months. Maybe she didn't get the deposit back,

and then she'd have to get the moving people to move everything again. She got rid of the sofa because it was too big.

And then find a new place and then move all the stuff to the new place. Ah, I caused her so much trouble, didn't I?

I wasted so much of her time.

Can I open the windows? Yeah, that's the window, that door thing. It's open.

Good times in Japan.

That's the thing I'm kind of worried about if I go back to Japan.

I'm a bit scared I'm gonna go back to the old places and then feel sad. Like go to the river or go to the Yodobashi Camera, which I used to go to a lot. I'm just worried about going to Osaka because it might remind— bring back a lot of memories. It will, won't it? It's just gonna bring

all the memories back when I was married.

It was such a big part of my life.

I feel a bit scared to go back to Japan actually,

because last time I went back to Japan was to go back to Chihiro.

I don't know, maybe I should just not go to Osaka.

I don't know, I don't know what to do anymore. I don't think going back to Japan is gonna bring back my channel, and then I don't— maybe I could get some dates.

Everything's a mess.

I'm wondering if I want the married life back.

I mean, there is a Greece girl maybe we would fuck. She seems nice.

And then I guess there's always gonna be future girls.

Maybe there'll be more girls once— when travel restrictions get lifted,

and then I'll be okay with that. I don't know if I'd want to go back to the married life.

I mean, there are a lot of benefits, like I wouldn't have to be so stressed out about making money because I wouldn't need so much.

And then I'd have company, can do like the couple stuff.

But I was getting bored, to be honest, because every day was the same. And then I couldn't just pack my bags and go somewhere new.

I couldn't just go and meet some new girl. Well, I could, but I couldn't easily do it.

I don't know, it's too difficult.

I can't decide what I want. So I can't decide what I want, then I end up with neither of the things I wanted.

I wanted new adventures and new goals, but then I also wanted the stability and comfort of marriage. And now I have neither of them. There's no new girls and then there's no marriage.

I really don't know where I want to go.

I like it here, but I don't know, if this is the rest of my life, then—

I feel like going back to Japan won't be the same as last time, cuz now I've become bitter about dating. Become lazy too.

I wish I could just meet a woman and then have sex with her, and then after that we can do the dating stuff. Can't we just get the sex out the way with first? Cuz then I don't have to feel so anxious about it. As soon as we have sex, then everything else is just kind of fine.

Find girls outside. Oh, can't. I wonder if anyone even finds me attractive when I walk down the street. I wonder if any people walk past me and find me attractive.

I see a few girls that I walk past and I think are attractive.

Oh, my lips, so painful.

I hate it.

So I can't make any videos for a few days because Just gotta wait for these things to heal.

It's not herpes, it's just a pimple.

Oh, what do I have to do now?

Tidy up a little bit. I think I'll just do the washing later. So I don't want to rinse these noodles. I got to get one of those mesh things for the drain, so I don't want food bits to go down there and then it gets blocked. Locks and then I've got to sort it out. So I want

to get a drain filter, make sure this noodle doesn't go down the hole.

There's no cutlery drawer either, so I just put my cutlery here.

Do do do do do. Did you hear that? See, every time someone uses the elevator, there's like a ping pong sound.

Yeah, get in the elevator, idiot.

Stupid idiot.

Have a bath in— it's 10 o'clock, so I think in 2 hours. Stream for about 2 hours more and then I'll have a bath.

There's hair in it.

Is the floor heated? No. It is not.

It's really nice jerking off on this bed with the whole city here. Imagine having sex on this bed, it'd be so great. You're just having sex and then you got the whole city there, and then you could like do it doggy style with her facing this way, you holding her hair like that, and then she's like, look,

you're both looking out into the city whilst humping. That would be so hot.

I'd love to have sex on this bed. Maybe I'll get a cheesecake.

Online cheesecake.

Such a waste.

It's a very nice bed.

Feels

like a very big bed as well.

Feels very spacious.

I guess you could also— I don't know if there's enough, enough room. I wonder if you could rotate the bed 90 degrees

and then you could be lying facing that way. Would be quite nice.

Yeah, I think there is room to rotate it. I don't know if I'd want to,

might scratch the floor.

That's my bedroom, probably the best bedroom I've ever had.

I need to cut my hair too. Look how long it is.

When should I cut it?

Could cut it now. I think I'm just gonna get the scissors and go shave it off.

My hair's annoying because there's like a length it gets to that I like, but then it stays in that length for maybe a week before it grows out of it, and then I usually end up cutting it too short, and then it takes ages to get back to the length I like, and then it just stays like

that for a week, and then I cut it again because it gets long. So I always have my ideal hair length for just a couple weeks before I ruin it. Now it's too long. I feel like it's too long on the sides.

The sunrise— the sun rises on that side, so I don't see it.

I never see the sun. Until about 6 PM, and then you can just see it on the edge. Where's it gone now? Yeah, it usually just comes down like this,

so I never see it directly, which is great because I hate it when the sunlight comes in and blinds me.

Yeah, it's a really nice direction. For the sun

because I see it— where does it shine in the morning?

I don't know, I have to have a look because usually I'm sleeping in the morning.

Oh wow, it's so quiet when I shut the door. And then you can hear this kind of humming sound. Can you hear it?

Sounds a bit like an airplane. Bitcoin dumping. Oh my God, I told you it would.

Oh no.

$37K, people taking profits.

I reckon it could go back down to $35K and then it might consolidate.

Wow, my subs are going up a lot. I'm at 109,260 now. I might actually get to 110K. I don't know where these new subs are coming from. I don't think anyone's made a video about me, otherwise I'd know by now. Sushi, they say.

I can't believe I've been watching Daniel since I was 15. Now I'm 20. What? That means he would watch me from 2016 and he actually lives in my city. The guy inspired me to take up study of Japanese. Welcome to Manchester. Glad to have you.

Yeah, I'm getting quite a lot of new subs recently. That's nice. And people are not unsubbing anymore. I can upload and I don't lose a load of subs. Like I used to. All the people who unsubbed have unsubbed already.

Still, when I stream, I lose like 10 or 20 people every time.

Finally, my sub bleeding has stopped.

You see, that's the trick. I think—

yeah, I know I heard about that. August the Duck made a video, but it didn't get many views, did it? Oh, I've got 50K. Maybe a couple people came from his channel,

but I think the new people coming from my Bitcoin stuff and my recent Japan video It's at 100K. What? When I checked, it only had 50K.

That could explain it.

Yeah, I think it does, because I, I do get— I have been getting some, you know, hate comments who sound like angry feminist women. Because August the Duck, he reacted to my Looking for a Girlfriend video, didn't he? And then he just started bashing me for being an incel or something.

So not surprisingly, I'm getting comments by these kind of feminist types,

you know, saying the same old stuff. Oh, you expect to get a girlfriend when You got horrible personality, blah blah blah.

It's always the same stupid insults. Oh, he expects to have a not fat girlfriend when he has nothing to offer. Is it so much to ask for to have a girlfriend who's not morbidly obese. Jesus, all I want is a girl who's not going to crush me in bed. All of a sudden, just not wanting a fat

girlfriend means you're a horrible person.

Why is it so— it's not demanding or anything, just means I don't really want to date someone who's 5 times my size. I'd rather rather be single.

It's not that I want a good body, it's just I want a normal body, you know. A normal human size is not 200 pounds

of fat. That's not normal. That's, you know, you need to go to a doctor and get that fixed.

I mean, you could say my body's not normal either, but

I mean, I am trying to do push-ups,

trying to eat more, but it's hard.

And yeah, I guess a lot of girls wouldn't want to date me just because my body is skinny.

But then I'm not going to start bashing them for it. I mean, it's up to them.

Oh, thank you, Danny boy, very generous.

How come there's no speech? You criticize Japanese people for their old-fashioned thinking but compliment them for not thinking about property investment.

Yeah, because it's just boring. People start talking about how they're gonna buy a house, it makes me feel insecure. It makes me feel like, oh, is that what I'm supposed to be doing? I can't afford to buy a house.

I don't have 50K for a deposit.

And then I think Japanese people don't buy houses because, you know, what if you get an earthquake and then the whole house collapses? I feel like Japanese people don't really invest heavily into the buildings because there's constantly earthquakes. That's why they always had those, you know, very cheaply made buildings out of wood and paper because then it's

easy to rebuild.

Imagine you buy a house in Japan and next month you've got a massive earthquake and it just collapses. That'd be so depressing.

I invested in property too. I invested $6,000 into my new apartment. I took it out of stocks, out of the overvalued stock market. S&P 500 gonna crash next.

You mark my words.

Who wants to join me shorting S&P?

I think of it as an investment for my mental health to get away from This is like 6 months of peace that I paid for using my hard-earned money.

Now I'm just gonna enjoy it. No one guilt-tripping me, no one trying to emotionally blackmail me,

no one trying to boss me about. Ah, great.

Yeah, I can't really tell you the full extent of how bad it is because I don't really want to upset my mum.

I'd rather just not put more fuel on the fire. I could go into great detail, you know, if you want to stick around until I'm 60 years old, then I'll tell you then, but right now I don't feel like it's a good idea.

Sometimes it's best to just to keep quiet, keep some opinions inside.

But yeah, I could write a book on all the things I'd like to say.

I could write a very lengthy manifesto.

Just gotta keep, keep grinding so I can stay financially independent, so I can live by myself.

Just gotta try and find some more revenue streams. I really should make a new YouTube channel. That's like one of the biggest things I want to do is make a new YouTube channel

that is focused on something, you know, something like investing or whatever.

I thought I could do a parody channel that involves using tarot cards to read the stock market. That could be pretty funny, really.

I'd love to have, number one, a financial investing channel where I just, you know, document my financial journey, talk about investments.

Stuff. Not really giving advice. I hate it when people kept saying, why would anyone take your advice, Daniel? I'm not giving advice. I'm just talking about what I've been investing in and why I invested in it. Never ever said you should do this and you should do that. I'm not giving advice.

When I first started making investment videos, people kept saying, why would anyone take your advice? Shut up. I'm not even giving advice in the first place. Pornhub? Yeah, I should start uploading to Pornhub because I've seen people get like 100K views and they're just nobodies. They're not really famous or anything. And wait, I need to go to

the toilet.

Oh no. No, where's my phone?

I'm back. Did anyone see PewDiePie's video on that guy?

The cheapskate guy who only flushes his toilet once a month to save money. Maybe I'll become like him. He showers with his clothing on, so he washes his clothes at the same time.

And then he only— no, he uses the shower water to flush the toilet.

I don't know if that was fake or not. It just seemed kind of fake.

He was like, only flushing the toilet once a month saves me $40 on my water bill.

The main thing I'm wasting is I'm wasting a lot of tissue paper from all my jerking off. That's the problem not having a girlfriend.

You got a lot of spillage, and I, I go through so much toilet paper mopping it up.

It just like glugs out 5 times a day.

I don't know how I produce so much sperm. It just constantly needs to be squeezed out at least 3 times a day, and then I use maybe 10 sheets of toilet paper. Maybe I need like a cum rag.

I swear I use more toilet paper mopping up my cum than I use wiping my bum.

Because I can use one piece of toilet paper for my bum and I can keep folding it to reuse the same piece over and over. First I fold it in half and then I go from one end wiping, and then I shift slightly down to the middle part, wipe again, and then use the other end, wipe again.

And then I fold that in half and then use it again. So I use like one or two pieces.

But then for CUM mopping, damn, I need like 10 pieces.

I did it 5 times in a day on Saturday, I think. So I usually do it so many times in the morning. I wake up really early. I wake up about 6, I do it, fall asleep, and then wake up again at 7 or 8, do it again, then fall asleep again.

Maybe it is too much, but I just get so bored during the day. It's usually the afternoon after I've had lunch, after I've done some trading. It's usually around 4 or 5 PM where I've got nothing to do and I just feel like some excitement.

No, I don't sleep in the day because then I can't sleep at night.

I think it's just because I'm really bored. I don't know what to do, and then when I'm really bored, my mind wanders to the most exciting thing I can think of, and that is naked women.

And then I start thinking of naked women, and then one thing leads to another, and then I've got to sort that out before I can do anything else.

I would love to just— do you know what I really love to have? I'd just love to have some project to work on that I really want to work on, and then I don't even think about women or sex because I'm so driven and motivated to make this thing. It's been such a long time since I had

that.

Maybe I should make a new YouTube channel, have that as my new, new project. But what should I do on it?

I don't have the financial know-how. Knowledge to be able to make a financial channel that people would want to watch.

I've got no credibility, I've got no background in finance. No one would take anything I say seriously.

Maybe I should just stick to making occasional investment videos on my main channel, and then at least people can laugh at me for losing money. Do it as like a meme thing. I don't think I'll be able to have a whole channel all about finance. I just want it because it makes such good money. These people who

have financial channels, like, um, that financial education guy, he says he makes quarter of a million a year. And his channel is not even big.

He doesn't get that many views. He only gets like 50K views.

Some of his videos have more,

but damn, some of these finance channels who have like 100K subs, they make 20K a month.

I would kill just to make 1K a month, you know? Even just 1K a month would be amazing.

I'm not sure how much my new video is gonna make. I haven't been getting good CPM recently. I've been getting maybe 9

Between 8 and 10 CPM.

Could copy some of these other ones, like 6 amazing

passive income ideas, how I make money.

How much money did I make from day trading so far? I made $100 and—

wait, $100. Wow, I made $190. What?

Yeah, because look, I started my day trading account with £1,000. I'm at £1,138. So that means I, I've made £138,

which is $190. Oh my God. And that was just in one week. Damn. If I'm consistent with that a whole month, that's £760.

But I feel like I'm gonna make some mistakes soon because I've had a 6-day no-loss streak. I can't be a genius at day trading. It just must be beginner's luck.

But every day I've managed to end the day with profits. Look, today

I shorted Didi, got $17.92. I Went long DraftKings, long DraftKings, long DraftKings, DraftKings, NASDAQ, DraftKings, DraftKings. Uh, then I lost a bit on NASDAQ trying to short it.

Although I tried shorting NIO, it didn't work well.

That'd be so nice if I could consistently make about $150 a week. That'd be like $600. Add that to my OnlyFans, add to my YouTube, add to Twitch.

Yeah, I could make like this much a month in dollars.

In pounds, it would be this. And then you just subtract. Subtract rent, subtract bills, subtract food, subtract electricity, water. Still got 800 left, which is like 1,000— wait, what did I do?

Was it 800? I think I pressed it wrong. Yeah, $1,100 left over.

Pretty good. I just got to get better at day trading. I still don't understand the whole point of moving averages. They, they don't help at all.

It's the Fibonacci levels that help,

and basically just keeping an eye on the NASDAQ, because whatever the NASDAQ does, all the stocks copy.

Bitcoin. We can draw a Fibonacci level on Bitcoin. Watch this. I bet you it's at a Fibonacci level. Who wants to bet that this drop bounces here? And it bounces because it's a Fibonacci retracement. Okay.

Oh my God, it's a Fibonacci! Look,

bouncing off the 50% Fibonacci level. I told you.

It always bounces off a Fibonacci level.

Wow, look,

wait, let me zoom in.

Look at that, it's bouncing off the 50%.

You should buy now.

What, what's happening? Who wants to bet the thousands of people paid to monitor and study markets know how to take from the poor? Yeah, that's it basically. All Wall Street Wall Street is and all the hedge funds. That's what they do. They pump the market and they build hype and then they get all the retail investors like

me suckered in. And then all of a sudden they sell and then leave us all bag holding. And then they put out all these stupid reports like, oh, so-and-so stock is not good price, it's going down. So they bring the price down so they can buy in. And then later they'll pump it and then get everyone else

hyped into buying it too, and then they'll sell it again. That's what all of Wall Street basically does with a bunch of cronies.

And they use all these tactics

to manipulate the market. Market movers.

It was all exposed with the GameStop stuff.

They know exactly what they're doing

and how to, you know,

get the gullible retail investors, the public, all excited. Get them all excited. Get them, you know, to put their money into stuff that they don't understand. Then last minute do a rug pull and everyone gets screwed but the hedge funds. Make money.

That's what they've been doing for decades. You can even find interviews of Jim Cramer from the '70s or something where he admits to how he and his hedge fund would manipulate markets.

Now, even that Wolf of Wall Street guy, you know, he exposed a lot of it. They do all kinds of underhand shady stuff to bring a stock down.

I was a bit disappointed because I never heard of Jim Cramer before, and he was the first guy I found when I was looking for stock news and information. And I used to watch the Mad Money show in Rotterdam before I found all these other YouTubers.

But now he just— he seems a bit shady.

He pretends to be on the side of the retail investor, but I don't know.

Who can you trust?

Can't trust no one.

It's all crooked.

But you gotta learn how to play the game. If you learn how to play the game, you don't get burned as badly.

What's the point of this? What's the point of what?

Streaming, just so I can chat. Make a bit of money, talk about stuff.

What is the point of renting this place so I can get away from my family, so I can have peace and quiet?

So I don't have to live like a mouse in a hole.

Every day was just so stressful, constantly worrying about who's coming over next. Can I go down and get lunch today, or do I have to wait until 10 PM to get some— something to eat?

Ugh, every day was a nightmare.

I asked them to tell me if people were coming. Sometimes they didn't, and then I wasn't prepared. I didn't have my sandwich. Had to wait until they left.

And then I don't get any sympathy. I just get, you know, like, oh, why is he so weird? Oh, they're just people. Why are you so scared of people?

They still don't understand.

How many times do I have to explain it?

I just get made— I feel like

there's no understanding and I'm just being judged

by my own family. Who are supposed to be the people who understand me the most in the world, and they just don't. They don't understand me at all.

And it infuriates me that I'm still having to explain the most basic things that you should know by now.

How little can you know about your own family member? I get so annoyed about it.

People on the internet who watch my channel have a better understanding of me, and I don't even know who they are.

That's what upsets me, like the lack of understanding.

We need to go to like group therapy. We need Dr. K. Because when I try and bring these things up, you know, it just ends up becoming like a screaming contest between me and my mum.

There's like no possibility of having a calm discussion.

It's like Dr. K says, he says, because he's a He's a psychiatrist for addiction, so he gets a lot of parents coming to him with their children who are addicted to video games. And then the parent says, oh, Dr. K, my child is addicted to video games. I don't understand. Can you fix him? And then he says,

9 times out of 10, it's actually the parent who needs the counseling, not the child, because the parent doesn't have any understanding about why the child is addicted to video games. Why is the child shut off and scared to leave his room and is like escaping into the world of video games? The parent has no idea like

what the child is going through and he's not even making any attempt at trying to understand. And they just go, oh, my child's weird, fix him. No, you're the fucking problem.

This is so frustrating.

It's like Elliot Rodger's dad. I bet he had no idea about what his son was struggling with. Too busy with his own life.

It's just like, oh, here's, here's a BMW, idiot. Oh, here's some money, whatever.

I bet his parents had no idea what he was going through,

and then they're all shocked. Oh, we had no idea, he was such a sweet boy.

Yeah, you got no idea because you made no attempt or effort.

I forgot what

Why are we talking about this?

Change topic, just makes me feel bad.

Am I wearing pants? No, I'm completely naked.

Did I watch the Olympics? No.

This seems so sad, the Olympics. Isn't Japan winning? Yeah, of course Japan's winning.

It just seems so weird. It's like they are hosting a party, but then they're not letting anyone come to it. And then they're making themselves the winner. It's like, hey, look at us, we're winning our own party, but no one's allowed to come to it.

It just seems really weird.

It's like having a birthday party and then you don't invite anyone. You make them stand outside your house and watch from the windows, and then you're like congratulating yourself and giving yourself a medal.

Yeah, also, isn't it the worst time to do sports right now in Japan? Imagine how humid and horrible and sticky it must be. Imagine doing sports in 35 degrees Celsius in the humidity. Oh my God.

Even going to Aldi in this temperature is a struggle. I can't imagine adding humidity to it. The good thing about England is we don't have humid summers. It's very dry kind of hotness. The humidity in Japan is horrible. 2 months of sticky hell.

It's like being in a greenhouse. Have you ever been in a greenhouse?

Do you think you and Elliot Rodger could have been friends? No, I would have thought Elliot was a weirdo that I wouldn't want to be friends with.

I wouldn't want to be friends with like an awkward weirdo.

I want to be friends with someone who's cool and outgoing and, you know, someone I can learn from like George. I felt like if I hung out with George more, maybe his extrovertness would rub off on I don't want to hang out with like another weirdo incel type guy where we just whine the whole time about why

women suck. I want to be with a cool guy who inspires me and makes me feel motivated.

Like Trading Traveler, he's cool. He trades and travels and plays basketball. And the women love him. He drives a Porsche

or some kind of vehicle.

You can't really help people like Elliot. They're too— I don't even know how you could help Elliot. He would need so much therapy to rewire his brain. His brain was just set in stone. In that kind of attitude. That kind of thinking was just stuck in his head.