[2025-01-31] my final attempt [09RKhnimanc]

Uh,

testing.

Uh, testing.

Wow, this lamp really makes me look good.

I definitely gotta get a lamp when I

create my stream setup in my new place.

I am not giving up on you guys.

I will do a stream

if it takes me all night to fix it.

I think— I don't know.

So what I did was I moved the Wi-Fi box

thing

into the other room and then it completely

died and it was flashing red.

So my theory is it's not a wired

connection.

It's like a wireless connection.

And the internet is actually coming from

the house, not this building that I'm in.

It's coming from the owner's house.

So they must have the internet strong and

good in their house.

And then they're sending out a wireless

connection to this wireless box, which is

in here.

The problem is the thick brick walls are

probably making it hard for the connection

to get through,

which is why when I moved it into the

other room, it then had to penetrate 2

walls, and then it went completely red.

And then now it's—

now it's orange.

I did get it to go blue.

I moved it in front of the door, which is

glass and wood, and it went blue.

Which I think means optimal signal, but

then it went orange again.

I don't really know what orange means, but

it seems like

it's okay.

I don't know, I don't want to jinx it.

Uh, why are you saying come to the

Discord?

Yeah, also, um, I did something kind of

silly.

I don't know if it was silly or not.

I booked a week in that place, so I got

to— I've got to update my credit card debt

now.

It just went up again.

Oh my God.

Wouldn't it be ironic if I booked that

place and now I fix the internet here?

Knowing my luck.

So we now have more credit card debt.

Let me fix it.

Okay.

Credit card debt has gone up.

But tomorrow I'm moving in.

I'm leaving this place tomorrow.

Screw this place, I'm fed up.

I can't even stream.

Yeah, the internet just completely went

down and I couldn't even get phone signal.

I don't know what happened, like a solar

flare happened or something.

I couldn't get any phone signal for half

an hour, so I went and had a bath.

And I came back and I fiddled with the

Wi-Fi box and now it's kind of working

again.

It's really annoying.

I can't even get a stream going,

but I've booked the place that I was

staying in a week ago.

Hopefully I'm going to get some kind of

refund for this place.

Do you think he's just going to pocket all

my money even though I'm leaving tomorrow?

I booked it for 4 weeks.

I'm going to leave after just being here 1

week.

What do you mean I don't need Wi-Fi?

What do you think this YouTube channel is?

God, you people sometimes.

Oh my God.

Where do you think my money comes from?

Of course I need internet.

I'm a freaking YouTuber.

What do you mean

mobile data?

Didn't you just hear me?

I can't get mobile signal here either.

I get like 1 bar of 4G only if I stand in

the doorway of the bedroom.

Ethernet connection— that's the connection

between the laptop and the router is not

the problem.

The problem is the connection from the,

the router hub to the house, which is

where the internet's coming from.

So unless he's going to let me trail an

Ethernet cable from here outside the door

into his house, which I highly doubt.

God, sometimes you people, you think

you're so clever and you think I'm so

stupid when all of your suggestions don't

make any sense at all.

Jesus Christ.

I just checked my comments on my stream

from today that failed, and it's just full

of people saying the dumbest stuff like,

go back to your mum.

That is so stupid.

Is this the 1,500 a month service

apartment?

Yeah, it is.

And the internet is abysmal.

It's just terrible.

And right now it seems okay.

So I don't know.

Fingers crossed.

But it doesn't matter now because I've

already booked another place and I'm

leaving tomorrow.

Fed up.

Going back to the other place where they

had good internet.

They had like 700 megabit download.

Say sorry to your mum.

Why do I have to say sorry to my mum when

I didn't do anything wrong and she's the

one in the wrong?

I didn't do it.

I literally just went downstairs to make a

sandwich.

Didn't even say a word.

What did I do that's wrong?

I didn't do anything wrong.

Why should I have to say sorry?

Every single fight we've had, I literally

didn't do anything wrong.

I can remember every single major fight I

had with her that triggered me leaving.

Yeah, I called her an effing B-word

because of what she said to me.

I didn't just go downstairs and I was

like, yo, effing B, where's my sandwich?

I said those bad words Because she started

it.

If I start poking you in the eye and

you're like, Daniel, you effing cunt, I

can't just start going, oh, you're mean

because you called me a cunt.

Yeah, because I provoked you into saying

it, didn't I?

The chat isn't on screen anymore.

Oh yeah, it is, but it's just not flowing.

No matter who started it, you shouldn't.

Yeah, I will.

If you make me upset, I'll bring out the

F-word and I'll bring out the B-word.

I might even bring out the C-word.

So just watch, watch yourself.

I got many words at my disposal and I will

use my weapons.

I will use my arsenal of weapons to defend

myself if provoked.

Okay.

I don't strike first, but I will

retaliate.

It was a retaliatory word-off.

And I guess my words won because they

definitely upset her, which is the whole

point of the words.

I used the words because she upset me, so

I wanted to upset her back.

So I used the words and they were deadly

in effect.

But I never just use my bad words without

being provoked.

So you don't just go around nuking other

countries because you can.

You only nuke countries when you've been

nuked.

It's a retaliatory strike.

I would never bring out the B-word unless

pushed.

Okay?

Besides, me and my mum are good now.

She sent me some money.

It's fine.

It's over.

Me and my mum have these massive fights

and then they're over within 2 days.

Problem is, I'm a very impulsive, hasty

decision maker.

And when I'm mad, like, I just booked

another apartment.

I've got like 3 places to stay in now.

I've got my rented apartment, I got my

booked service apartment, and now I've got

my 1-week rented place.

I don't know.

I've got so many places to live now.

Credit card debt's going insane.

But, you know, I'm dedicated to my YouTube

craft, whatever it takes.

How much do I make a month?

Well, when I was doing Amazon Flex, I was

making like £2,400 a month.

January, I only made about £1,250, but

that's because it was only YouTube.

I didn't have any time to do Uber Eats or

do any time part-time work, and I haven't

even been able to make any videos or like

make proper content because I'm just so

busy trying to find a place to live,

driving up and down, just spending all

these hours and hours and hours driving up

and down.

My back hurts from all the driving.

Busted my car up too.

So I really hope stream works tonight

because I just really need to stream.

I haven't streamed for 3 days.

I'm getting withdrawal symptoms.

I think I'm actually addicted to

streaming.

If I can't stream for more than

4 days, I think I start going a bit

cranky, crazy.

I really realize I need to stream.

I don't even care if it doesn't make any

money at this point.

I mean, it does make money,

but even if it didn't, I feel like I would

still need to stream just to blow steam

off my chest.

Oh God,

I can't wait to get back to the other

place.

He's going to be so happy to see me again.

He's going to be like,

Daniel!

I'm going to have to explain to him why

I'm back again.

I have to ask him what internet he uses so

I can get it set up in my place.

Am I still going skiing?

No.

No way.

And even if we were going skiing, there's

no way I'm going to drive that.

My car— oh my God.

Electric vehicles suck if you want to do a

really big, long road trip because you'd

have to stop to charge so many times.

And then especially when it's cold, which

it would be because it would be snowing

because you'd have to go skiing in the

snow.

I just would not feel safe.

Imagine we just get stuck in the middle of

France at some charging station.

No phone signal.

Can't speak the language.

Car's just dead.

I think Sunny would actually dump me.

Get a boyfriend who's got a real car.

Electric vehicles, very— they, they're

very good for like a very specific niche.

But for an all-rounder, you really want a

petrol or diesel car.

I think they're great if you can charge it

at home and you don't have to rely on

public chargers and you're not traveling

hundreds of miles in one go.

Damn, my hair's looking good today.

I just had a bath as well.

And nice hot— the only good thing about

this place is get to have a nice hot bath

every night.

My rented, my rented house is not going to

have a bathtub, so I'm a bit sad about

that.

But maybe it's for the best because baths

are very expensive to keep running every

night.

Costs a lot of electricity to heat up the

water.

So yeah, a bit annoying.

I just had to add another extra £500 onto

the credit card.

Debt.

But I think that should be it.

I don't really foresee myself spending any

more huge amounts of money.

The furniture, I got a £1,000 IKEA loan,

so that'll be fine for the next 10 months

that I could pay off slowly.

And, um, yeah, I think the IKEA loan is

better than using the credit card because

Wait, am I even live?

Testing, testing, testing.

Better than using the credit card because—

okay, so I was saying, um, the IKEA loan

is better than the credit card because the

credit card is only 0% interest until

April.

So I've got 2 months left on the credit

card at 0% interest rate, but the IKEA

loan is going to be 0% interest for the

next 10 months.

So that'll give me plenty of time to pay

off the £1,000 of IKEA furniture I'm gonna

buy.

And then I'll just get simple things like

plates, cutlery, towels.

I'll probably wait a little while before I

get other stuff like the air— air fryer is

not really that important.

I don't know, maybe it is.

I might get bored of boiling everything in

a pot.

Maybe I'll just get a frying pan.

The place does come with an oven.

Maybe I'll just use the oven.

Yeah, I've got to add the IKEA debt to the

debt list as well.

Yeah, maybe I'll get the plates at IKEA.

I'll just get everything I can from IKEA

and then electronic stuff from Amazon.

Charity shop.

And my stuff will smell like old ladies.

As if I'm going to get used charity stuff

and get brand new stuff from either Amazon

or IKEA.

I'll get a blanket and a pillow, and that

can go straight into the car.

And then if my plans fail, I can just

sleep on the floor.

But hopefully I'm planning it so

everything comes on my moving-in day.

I've also got to plan the internet.

I think I'm going to get Sky.

Sky says they can offer 70 megabits

download.

Which is not very good.

The problem is the house I'm renting is in

an area where there's barely any phone

signal, and I don't think I can get super

fast, super speed broadband fiber optic.

So yeah, maybe I will think about getting

Starlink.

I don't know, it is quite expensive— £75 a

month versus normal wired internet, £25 a

month.

So it's only £50 extra, But I've also got

to pay ¥400 for the dish and the extension

cable.

Yeah, I don't know.

It depends.

I've got to test out the wired connection

first, I guess.

Oh, well, thanks.

Happy Chinese New Year.

Oh yeah.

Did you know it is Year of the Snake this

year?

And guess what year your boy is?

Yeah, I was born in Year of the Snake,

1989.

This year is my year.

Us snakes, we're going to eat everything,

destroy you all.

This year is so my year.

I'm just feeling it already.

Super chats aren't working.

What do you mean?

I can see it.

Do you mean the text-to-speech?

It's because you didn't donate over a

dollar.

Come on, at least donate a dollar.

If you want the text-to-speech.

Geez.

Oh, gold.

Barrick Gold is up like 6% today too.

Look at that,

6%.

And when they resolve this Mali situation,

it's going to go to the moon because the

Mali situation is already priced in and

the worst has already happened.

What worse can they do apart from seizing

thousands of tons of gold?

So I'm up good on my stocks.

So yeah, worst case scenario, I just sell

half my gold stocks to pay off the credit

card debt.

I'm not going to do that because I don't

think I have to.

Although actually I might have to.

So the thing is, I've only got 2 months

left of 0% interest rates for my

introductory offer, and I've got £2,500

credit card debt.

I am probably not going to make

£2,500 within 2— I don't know,

because I got, I got to set money aside

for March rent.

I've paid February rent, but anything I

make in February I've got to set aside

£850 and all the other expenses.

So everything I make in February, I'm

going to have to minus the expenses and

then I'll probably only have about £700,

£600 left

to pay off the credit card.

And then for the second month, I'll be

able to pay off another £600 maybe.

So I still have like a— I might have to

sell some gold, but by March I reckon gold

could be at a good selling point.

So it is kind of tricky right now to

calculate the financials, but we'll have

to see how it goes, really.

If I get a partial refund for the service

department, that's going to help a lot.

I really hope the guy's going to be nice

and just be like, oh, okay, sorry about

that.

Since you're only here for a week, give

you back 3 weeks worth, and then I'll just

put that back into the credit card.

But to be honest, I booked this place and

I, I spent the 1,500 with the intention of

staying here for a month because I didn't

know that I'd find a place so quickly.

Daniel moving back with his mum when Sunny

dumps him.

No, I still want a place of my own.

And

yeah, I really want to try this working

thing and living in a house by myself

thing, or, you know, making it on my own

thing.

I really want to try that out because if I

go back to my mum, the same thing will

happen.

We'll just fight again.

I'll get mad

and then I'd probably end up having to

look for a place to live in Maidstone.

So it would just be— I'd much rather live

here than living in Maidstone.

Maidstone's horrible.

Although if I had to go back home, I'd

probably get a place near Aylesford where

that McDonald's is.

But yeah, I really want my own place and I

think this place is pretty good and the

countryside is really beautiful and it's

driving— nice driving around here and the

people seem much friendlier and I feel

like you can get a much bigger place for

the same amount of money than you could in

Maidstone.

So I think it's gonna be fine.

I just need to not spend anymore, which I

feel confident I won't because I've

already paid the deposit, £1,000.

I've already paid, uh, the first month of

rent for February.

What else?

What was that?

Well, I also have to pay really council

tax.

That's like 150.

How did the delivery job go?

I haven't done it yet.

I'm doing it on Saturday.

They're going to give me like a training

run and then move me into full time.

I feel like.

I'm playing The Sims in real life,

you know, because you got to get a job and

then you got to get a place and then you

got to furnish the place.

And then in the beginning you get the

cheap stuff just so you can sleep

somewhere and sit down somewhere.

And then you get the job and then you make

the money.

The money comes in and you get more stuff.

I feel like I'm playing The Sims in real

life.

It's kind of funny.

Maybe I'll do the whole getting a better

job thing as well.

Who knows what's going to happen in the

year of the snake?

Insurance?

No, I don't need that.

Do I?

I don't have to get insurance, do I?

What do you mean, house insurance?

No, I don't need house insurance.

I really don't think it's going to flood

or anything.

You're doing full-time work?

Uh, yeah, I might have to.

Maybe it won't be so bad.

I was pretty much doing full-time work at

Amazon because I was leaving, I don't

know, 11 or 12, and then I was coming home

at like 8.

So that's like an 8-hour shift, isn't it?

2 Amazon blocks back to back.

I'll give you this.

You're pretty resilient.

Well, yeah, a lot of people say I give up

easily, but okay, sometimes I do give up

easily and I get fed up, but I feel like I

do stick to my guns for as long as I can.

I get freaked out when the laptop fan just

stops spinning.

It's like it's dead or something.

Yeah, so tomorrow I'm gonna have to wake

up early now because the guy is gonna

knock on the door because he said he's

gonna come and have a look at the how to

improve it.

But I really don't know because I picked

up the Wi-Fi box and I waved it around and

I couldn't find the sweet spot.

I think in that corner is probably where

the sweet spot is.

So I really don't see what he can do to

fix it.

Imagine he fixes it and then I didn't have

to move.

I mean, I kind of want to move anyway

because I don't really like this place, to

be honest.

I like the other place more.

And actually, I felt more secure knowing

that that couple were just next door and

that was like a proper house.

This is like a farm.

I don't really like— something I've

learned is I don't want to live on a farm.

What's wrong with this place?

Well, number one, there's dead flies

everywhere.

It's just everywhere.

Look, there's dead flies, and there were

rats in the roof scratching, although I

think they've stopped now because I

haven't heard it tonight or last night.

And then the internet's terrible.

And then secondly, I feel kind of trapped

because

he's always outside, and the dogs and

everything outside too, and they've got

gates And they got cows and horses and

they said to make sure to shut the gate.

So I feel like getting out is not easy.

It's stressful to leave.

So I don't really feel like I can just

leave easily and come back.

I feel like it's a hassle to go anywhere.

Yeah, I don't really like it here.

I like the other place much more.

They really need to get Starlink.

I don't know why they've resorted to

offering such rubbish internet.

Not really good if you want to attract the

young clientele.

At this rate, Daniel's going to be

spending more money to be with Sunny than

me now.

Well,

I wasn't paying council tax in

Netherlands.

Was I supposed to?

Because I only paid the rent to that

couple.

I paid like €1,200, but then they stole

the deposit.

2 months' rent's worth.

It was like £3,500, the deposit, and they

just didn't even give me back a penny.

And I was booking Airbnbs like crazy when

I was with Meena.

Although I have been booking hotels on

Booking, but I've had to.

If you want to rent a place, you've got to

be in the area that you're looking to rent

so you can do viewings.

So obviously I gotta book a hotel to stay

in whilst I'm looking at places.

I don't understand this whole go back to

your mum's place to save up money.

I don't need to.

I've got my credit card.

Even if I go back and I save up 5— okay,

I've got 5K in my bank account.

How's that gonna help or speed things up?

I could give the real estate agent £1

million, they still won't let me move in

until next week.

It's not really a problem of money, it's

just— it's a matter of speed.

How quickly I can get myself settled and

how quickly I can get into work to start

paying off the credit card.

Although it is going to be kind of tricky

to pay off the credit card now.

I've got so many expenses, including the

IKEA debt.

My expenses are going to be like £2,000 a

month.

And I'm only going to be making— even if I

work full-time, I'm only going to be

making like £2,500 a month.

So I'm only going to have like £500 a

month left over.

So it's going to take like 5 times 5,

5, 5, 5, 5, 5 times 5.

It's gonna take 5 months to pay off that

credit card debt, or even working

full-time, because I've got to pay for my

car, my house, my council tax, And I've

got to set money aside for income tax I'm

gonna have to pay in January, because at

this rate I'm gonna be making £22,000 by

the end of this tax year, which means I'm

gonna owe like £2,500 in taxes next

January.

Why do so many people think you're faking

this?

I don't know that.

Yeah, that guy keeps bluffing, saying he

tracked my IP address.

Such a lie.

If he could really track my IP address,

then he would know that I'm not at home.

Just go to my house then and then see if

my car's there.

That'll be all the proof you need.

And then they'll be like, oh, Daniel just

hid his car in the garden.

He dug a hole and he drove his car in

there and he's hiding it with tree leaves.

So stupid.

These people

just go drive in front of my house and see

if my car's there or not, and it won't be

there because I'm not there.

People are so dumb.

You won't show any of the place you're in?

Yeah, because I don't want to dox myself.

How difficult is that to understand?

You know how much trouble I've gotten in

because people found out where I was and

what I was doing.

Don't you think it makes sense that I

don't want to show you where I am?

Come on, use your brains.

No, I can't show you a single thing

because it might be in the pictures.

Are you stupid?

It's funny because, um, you know this

whole Tuesday innit thing?

All the Americans are now taking the piss

out of British accents, and now they're

also realizing that we pronounce stupid

like stupid.

And now I'm like, oh my God, my viewers

have been taking the piss out of me since

2017 for the way I speak.

Now finally All of the internet are taking

the piss out of all the British people.

And I'm like, thank God it's not just me

now.

What was that?

Did you hear that?

It was like claws scratching against

brick.

Yeah, Americans think they're so slick, as

if they don't sound stupid when they speak

English.

Aluminum.

You guys sound pretty stupid too, you

know.

It's my doody.

It's our doody as the president.

The doody?

The hell's a doody?

It's called duty.

Can't even pronounce anything yourselves.

You have no place to make fun of other

people's accents.

You know, I'm holding the mic like this

because I put away my mic stand.

I can't be bothered to get it out.

I kept packing my stuff back up and then

getting it back out again.

So annoying.

Did Venus Angelic really die?

I hope she didn't die.

I'd be a bit sad.

People are saying Venus Angelic died.

My back still hurts and I haven't driven

since Sunday.

What is wrong with me?

So I'm really desperate to stream tonight

because tonight and tomorrow night are the

only last 2 days in January, and I really

need to get my earnings up a little bit

more before January ends.

Otherwise, I'm going to make F all come

the end of February.

Also, I wanted to talk about several

pressing matters.

Like how great my hair looks tonight.

You wanted to earn as little as possible.

Yeah, not anymore.

I need to make as most— I need to make the

most I can now.

I'm just going to have to pay the tax.

I can't survive making less than 20K.

I gotta make like £30K now.

I really gotta make about £28K to £30K a

year because my expenses are going to be

£2K a month.

This house— I'm going to get a house, it's

going to cost me nearly £1,000 a month

including council tax.

My electric bill is probably going to be

about £120, and my car charging is

probably going to be like £50 a month.

And then I've got to pay internet, it's

like £25, and then food is going to be

like £150,

and then my car payments and insurance is

like £300.

And my monitor, which is right in front of

me,

got to pack that back into the car

tomorrow.

I'm so screwed.

My monthly expenses are destroying me, but

I need it.

I need a house, need a car, I need

insurance, I need food, I need to pay

council tax, I need to set money aside for

income tax.

I've got to pay off my credit card.

But don't really know what else I can do.

What can I cut?

I've cut as much as I could.

I, I canceled my YouTube Premium.

I canceled my Amazon Prime.

I cut down my investing app from the

premium membership down to the standard

membership.

And then after this IKEA loan, that's

another £100 added onto my monthly

expenses for the next 10 months.

But I have no choice because I have to buy

furniture,

and putting it on a 10-month loan is the

best option than just blowing another

£1,000 that I don't have.

Why have you got an IKEA loan?

Because they offer 0% interest rate and I

need to get furniture.

So I'm going to go to IKEA, load up the

car with pillows and stuff,

and then I'm going to order a bed and a

sofa.

Maybe I don't get the sofa until next

month.

Sofa's pretty expensive and it's not

really necessary because actually I don't

even sit on the sofa most of the time.

I am much happier sitting at the desk and

the chair because I put my computer on the

desk.

So I only sit on the sofa when Sunny's

here and we cuddle.

I do want a sofa, but it's not— it's more

of a luxury, isn't it?

It is expensive too, it's like £600.

What else can I get at IKEA?

Can I get an air fryer at IKEA?

Oh my God, what was that?

Oh my God, I'm scared.

I want to leave this place.

There's something in the roof.

Did you hear that?

It sounded like it came from below.

It was like,

I don't know if it's the guy,

but it's 11 PM.

Surely he's gone to bed.

I hate this place.

Ah, it's so scary.

I'm leaving tomorrow.

I'm done.

I'm done with this place.

I'm out of here.

No, I'm scared.

Was that a rat?

It was so loud.

This place keeps making noises.

It's freaky.

My ear's going red.

I don't know why, and it's really hot.

Is it cheaper if I go shopping at Lidl

than Tesco?

At Tesco, I got the Clubcard.

Savings.

Yeah, maybe I should go to Lidl, but Sunny

keeps taking me to Tesco because she's got

the Clubcard.

Oh crap.

Oh no, Amazon Music.

Your price will increase from £12 to £13.

The new price will apply to your first

billing on 28th of February.

Because I've been using the 3-month free

trial of Amazon Music, but I'm going to

have to cancel it soon.

No more EDM.

We'll go back to the radio.

Oh, I can hear stuff moving.

Oh, this is so freaky.

I don't know if it's the cats or if it's

rats or if it's the dogs.

It could be anything.

I definitely heard something on top of the

roof the other night.

It was— oh my God.

Did you hear that?

It was like a scratching sound.

If they get on top of the window, that'd

be so creepy.

I'm actually getting Goosebumps because

I'm getting freaked out now.

Maybe if I shout, I can scare it off.

What if this is the guy and then he hears

me shout and then he thinks I'm dying or

something?

I'm gonna shout.

Oh, maybe that scared it off.

I don't know, they scare easy, so if I

just shout, it might scare them off.

Hopefully they didn't hear me.

Stupid rats.

You sounded as if you just came.

Yeah, that's what I sound like when I nut.

He's gonna pocket all your money.

Well, maybe he is a nice person and he's

not gonna rip me off.

He must be thinking, yes, he paid for 4

weeks, but he's only here for a week.

I can book in some more guests for the

next 3 weeks.

Cha-ching.

Yeah, well, not much I can do, can I?

I didn't have any choice.

I didn't know I was gonna get a house.

I thought I was gonna be stuck here for

like a month before I can get a place.

And then I didn't know the internet's

gonna suck, so I didn't know I'd have to

book a different place for a week before I

could move into my house.

You just don't know what's gonna happen.

Why is my ear getting really hot?

And what would you have done differently

then?

Let's say you've been here for 2 weeks and

you still couldn't find a place to rent,

and then you were starting to get a bit

worried,

and then you wanted a place to stay in for

a bit.

And you thought this place was nice, but

then it wasn't.

Even though the reviews said it was nice.

Even the reviews said the internet was

good when it's not.

Stupid review.

The review literally said good Wi-Fi,

especially since I work remotely.

Doing what?

Uploading cat pictures to Facebook.

It's not like I need powerful internet.

I just need it to not keep dropping

connection.

I don't need a billion gigabits upload

speed or anything.

I just need like 5, 2, even 2 megabits

upload speed is fine.

I just need it to not keep dropping.

You slack at work?

No, I don't slack.

I just find my own ways of doing things.

But then my own ways seem to trigger and

upset people, and then they have beef with

me, and then I start hating them, and then

it becomes really awkward, and then we

just stop talking, and then I have to quit

because it's just too awkward.

With me and the Nepalese guy, we ended up

just not talking at all.

We didn't even say hello to each other.

It got so awkward when there were no

customers and we were both behind the

till.

We'd just stand there in complete silence.

And then the manager was watching us on

the CCTV and she was like, why don't you

guys talk?

And then I told her how we fell out.

I mean, I said I don't like him,

and she was like, okay, because he was

annoying.

I didn't like him.

I would never be able to get on with a guy

like that.

I just do not like that personality type.

They piss me off.

I'm so serious.

No, zero flexibility to bend the rules.

Always got to do things by the book.

He would love it in Japan.

He should just move to Japan.

He would love it there.

That's exactly what they want.

Don't question anything.

Just follow the rules like a little sheep.

He was like, hey, you're not going to do

any fucking work, are you?

Yeah, because it's my break, dickhead.

Like, you have 10 billion cigarette

breaks.

I have a second 6-minute break where I

just have a quick rest before the

breakfast baps need to be put in the oven.

He keeps going out for cigarette breaks,

and what, I can't have a little 5-minute

second break?

Get lost.

Swearing at me.

Get out my

country.

I always took a break before I started

making the bacon baps.

Just a short break.

Five minutes.

Just get a drink and stuff.

Sit down.

And he knew I always took a break at that

time.

And then that one day he came in all

moody.

He's like, "Oh, you're not gonna fucking

do any work, are you?"

Yeah, you fucking do it, prick.

Can't stand him.

And he's still there.

I can't even go there now without feeling

anxious because every time I go there,

he's there.

I've been there like 4 times because me

and Sunny went a couple of times and I

went by myself to get Sunny some food.

Every single time he was there.

Squatting on the floor, stacking shelves.

Why can't he get lost?

Get a new job?

Why is he always there?

He's like an NPC that just is always

programmed to be there and doesn't have

any other routes programmed into him.

And it's literally like the video game

shop merchant who's always there, never

goes home.

So annoying.

He probably lives there.

I don't know.

Petrol station man.

I wonder if he'd even recognize me because

I kind of look different.

If you look at my videos from 2015, 2016,

my mouth looks really big because as I've

aged, my face has gotten kind of rounder.

But when I was younger, my features looked

too big for my face.

Now I kind of get it why the ahaba people

were calling.

They were saying I look like Asian Mick

Mick Jagger or whatever that singer's name

is.

Yeah, I kind of see it now.

My face has definitely kind of changed,

but my body silhouette is probably the

same.

So he might recognize me from my

silhouette alone.

You look the same.

I don't know.

I looked at my 2015 videos and my, my face

was very different.

My facial shape, my face was a lot slimmer

and my jaw was much sharper.

Kind of got a bit round.

Wow.

Internet seems to be holding up so far.

So how much debt am I in?

I mean—

oh,

I heard it again.

Imagine it's the guy downstairs and he

thinks I've gone crazy.

No, it can't be him.

What's he doing?

Like scratching his nails against the

wall?

How does the debt keep going up while

nothing is happening?

It is happening.

I had to book another hotel for tomorrow

until Friday, which is when I can move in.

And then I've got to move in and make sure

I get all my stuff like the internet and

bed on my move-in day.

Otherwise, I'm going to be sitting in a

house with no internet and no bed.

Oh, thanks, Cyrax.

Can we get another?

Oh, that was a good one.

Did you hear that?

I just cracked my ankle.

It's like a piece of wood snapping in

half.

It feels so good.

Yeah, so tomorrow what I'm gonna do is I

gotta talk to the guy.

I guess I'll ask him if he would be

willing to do a partial refund.

If not, it's fine.

I should also— maybe I should tell him the

whole story and say that I'm moving into a

house next week.

So I've got to talk to him, and then I've

got to clean up the place, and then I've

got to pack my stuff back into the car

carrying the monitor.

I've got to chuck out my pasta because

I've got a bowl of pasta.

I'm not going to eat that, it's

disgusting.

I ate all my sausages.

And yeah, I can make a sandwich before

leaving.

My coleslaw is kind of going off already.

So I have this problem where I have enough

food, but it keeps going off before I can

eat all of it.

I think I need a bread box.

My bread keeps going moldy before I can

eat it all.

It's so annoying because it's not like I'm

running out of food.

It's just it's going off before I can even

finish it.

So yeah, I'm gonna pack my stuff, chuck

out the food, take out the rubbish.

I might do a quick clean because I've got

hairs everywhere, and then I'm just gonna

drive probably to the town.

I've got to charge my car so it's fully

charged for Saturday, and then I'm

probably going to do some grocery

shopping.

Yeah, I need to get groceries anyway for

my new place.

And then I'll probably head to the new

place.

Hopefully they'll let me check in around 1

or 2.

And then what I'm gonna do is—

I don't know.

I've gotta sort out internet for my new

house so it's ready when I'm there.

So I think I've got to get the Sky Hub

ordered so it arrives.

And then I can just plug it in and set it

up.

Is that how it works?

I've never done this before because in

Manchester the internet hub box was

already there and I just had to switch

over the username.

So I think I just order it on Sky and then

they send the box and then I just plug it

in,

hopefully, because if it doesn't work, I'm

gonna be stuck in that house with no

internet and And no phone signal.

Oh, I'm going to get a Vodafone and a

Lebara and an EE SIM card

just in case.

And I'm going to top them all up with

probably £5 or £10 just so I've got

internet worst case scenario, because my

phone doesn't work there.

I got 2 carriers, I got O2 and I got

Three.

When I was there, Neither of them worked.

I had zero signal.

So I'm going to try and get Vodafone.

I think there's an EE tower nearby and

there's also a Vodafone tower.

What do you mean I'll never learn to have