Spending Thanksgiving Alone Because I'm Sad And Lonely [sGWl4d9wrTU]

Hello.

Do British people celebrate Thanksgiving?

No, we do not.

But it seems like a lot of Americans seem

to think that we do, which is

interesting.

I never really understood what

Thanksgiving was until recently.

All right, this is the first time in my

entire life where I'm kind of annoyed

about Thanksgiving because the stock

market is closed today all day.

Couldn't do any trading because it's

Thanksgiving.

Apparently it's like a second Christmas,

so you've got 2 Christmases every year.

What's the difference? I guess you don't

give presents on Thanksgiving.

So I Googled what the origin of

Thanksgiving was, and apparently in the

1600s, a bunch of people

from Plymouth in the, the UK sailed

to America. To settle there, and half

of them died in the first few months. And

then the other half only survived because

the Native Americans helped them survive

and taught them how to grow corn and how

to live on the land. And then the next

year, when they were successful at

surviving and growing corn, they held a

feast. For the American— Native Americans

to say thanks to them.

And it was all very nice and happy until

the natives got massacred and kicked out.

What a happy ending.

Buy some beer. Oh, I drank my beer

yesterday. I should have bought one. I

mean, I should have had it today instead

of yesterday. Forgot.

It's always kind of like a weird event

buying beer now because I show them my

passport and instead

of just checking the passport and saying,

okay, it's fine, They spend ages checking

it, and then they start talking and

talking in Dutch to Mida, probably saying

stuff like, oh, I can't believe he's 31,

blah blah blah.

What am I doing? So every time I want to

buy beer, it's like this big fuss and

bother because they're all so surprised

that I'm 31. Uh, is there mold on my

chicken stock? It's green.

Kind of annoying. I don't know, in a

way it feels nice because it makes you

feel young,

but sometimes, you know, you just want to

go to a shop and buy beer without having

to see how shocked and surprised the

cashier is every time.

Like she's seen an alien or something.

Is it that hard to believe I'm over 13?

But I think in the Netherlands it's quite—

it's a bit stricter. You have to be over

25 to buy alcohol, which is weird.

I will show how to make chicken

drumsticks,

and then I will moan for 6 hours about

cryptocurrency. How does that sound?

Amazing content. So you want to

get your chicken stock and then just crush

it with your fingers and then sprinkle it.

This tastes so good. I've done this loads

of times now and it works every time. You

just sprinkle it onto the chicken like

People doing fireworks.

Sprinkle it. You know, the noise upstairs,

I kind of found out why. They've got a

little girl, like a toddler, and the

father likes to chase her around. I can

hear them. I can hear the voices, a very

young girl's voice and a grown man's

voice. And I think he chases her around

upstairs, like playing, and they run up

and down. It's really annoying.

I guess, I guess knowing that, it makes

me feel a little less annoyed because I

thought it was maybe stupid teenagers. I

don't know, it's still annoying. They

should be considerate. I know he wants to

play with his daughter and let his

daughter run around and have fun, but

there's a person living under here, you

know, and I can hear every bloody

footstep.

Either they don't care, they don't know,

or they do know but they don't care.

I'm so aware of the footsteps make a lot

of noise, especially in this really old

All the buildings on the street are kind

of old because it's one of the only

streets that didn't get bombed in World

War 2, so they didn't have to rebuild

anything. You'd think,

oh, it's a good thing they didn't get

bombed, but then all the places that did

get bombed would have better

buildings now because they had to rebuild

them.

I need to wash my hands.

Is it streaming? Press 1 if it's

streaming. Stupid internet.

Okay, I think it's streaming.

Uh, maybe I should switch over to my data,

but I've only got about 2 gigabytes of

data left. And if I go over my limit,

then it starts charging me loads of money.

What should I do?

Maybe it will get better, stabilize after

a while.

Hold on, I need to close down the app.

Okay, I'm back. I think it's fixed now.

Oh, this place is so shit. I can't even do

a stream without getting disconnected.

I'll try not to use my data. I've only got

2 gigabytes left, and last time I did a

livestream on my data, I used about 6

gigabytes, and my data

doesn't reset until next— end of next

week. So the only other way

to get data is if I pay £5, and then I get

unlimited data for one day.

What a bargain.

Oh no, it's too much pepper.

Should I put the basil on now or

afterwards?

If I put the basil on now, won't it burn

in the oven?

What's one thing I thank God for?

Hmm, what would I thank God for?

I guess I'm thankful that I'm not dead and

I'm not in pain. That's good.

Maybe I'll put the basil last.

My username in most games is Basilboy66,

and I was on BigScreen on VR and some

American guy called me Basil Boy, and I

was so close to saying, it's not Basil

Boy, it's Basil Boy, idiot,

but I decided not to. I realized I wasn't

on YouTube, so I didn't have to be rude.

Basil. Why does everything have to be

pronounced weirdly over there? Like pasta

instead of pasta.

Where's the stuffed turkey? This is my

equivalent of turkey.

Do you like it?

I don't really think turkey tastes much

different to chicken. Okay, let me put my

chicken in the oven. This would

be delicious. Is it weird

putting chicken stock onto raw chicken? I

don't know, tastes good.

Okay, keep an eye on the oven. Remind me

in about 20 minutes, should be ready then.

I had a very disappointing day today. So,

you know, I was really excited last time I

was streaming about Bitcoin and Ethereum.

I was up about $800. If I cashed out then,

I would have made $200 on Bitcoin and $600

on Ethereum. And I didn't cash out because

I was waiting, hoping it would go up a bit

more. I got greedy, and I woke up this

morning, all my gains were just gone.

I was up by $10 instead of nearly $800.

So irritating. Oh,

thank you, Ricky. NIO is up 1.3% this

morning. A bit disappointed with NIO as

well. They haven't really blown up

like XPeng did, so I'm still waiting for

that. Anyway, all my crypto

gains just got wiped out overnight whilst

I was sleeping. I went to bed and I was

still up by about 600, and I thought, oh,

it'll go up again, and it

didn't. It just completely crashed.

I had to cancel my Ethereum trade because

I was worried it would start going into

minus, and it would have gone into minus.

I would be minus hundreds

now if I didn't cancel it because I was on

times 2 leverage.

Um, even now it's, it's really low, it's

under $500, which would mean I'd still be

in minus. And it was just stressing me out

all day, so I decided to cancel all of it.

I still had about $50 profit in Bitcoin,

so I just took my $50 in Bitcoin And then

I canceled all my Bitcoin stuff and put

the money into some,

some people on eToro. On eToro, you can

copy people's portfolios. It's called copy

investing. And I just put the money into

their profile, let them handle it.

Oh, thank you, Silver Punk. Put tons in

Bitcoin when it goes back to $3K to $6K.

I don't know, I'm kind of pissed off with

crypto now. I just don't even want to look

at it again. It's so annoying.

I was so excited about making an easy $800

just from pressing a button.

It's so hard to make $800 on YouTube.

I would have to make 20 videos to make

$800. And I was so happy about it. I

should have just taken the stupid gains

when I could have.

It's still dropping now, so I feel like it

was a good decision to cancel my Bitcoin

trades. I think it's

best to not touch it until it settles down

because you don't know how far it's going

to drop. You might try and get back in now

But then it carries on dropping.

Yeah, a bit frustrating.

I guess I, I got really lucky because I

invested in Bitcoin and Ethereum just

before it blew up and started rocketing,

and I did the same mistake that

I did with the cannabis stock. I watched

it boom up, and instead of taking profits,

I waited, and then it dropped back down

again. Why don't I learn?

Well, I guess on the bright side, I didn't

lose any money. I still gained about $50,

which is okay, I guess,

but it's not really the $800 or $700 I was

getting excited for.

Oh well.

I don't really like crypto. Just seems

kind of stupid. It just

blows up and then it drops back down and

then it's dead for 2 years. I don't want

to be stuck with it for 2 years like last

time. If you invested in 2017 and it blew

up and it went back down, you had to wait

until 2020 until it went back up again.

It's just way too long to have minus,

minus money on crypto. So I'm

glad I got out of it.

Maybe I'll

wait, just keep an eye on it, but I'm not

gonna buy any crypto until Until

something massive happens, like it's

blowing up again, and then next time I'll

definitely take my gains and not risk it.

Do do do do do do do do.

I was just trying to think of more ways to

What can I do?

Because I'm kind of getting fed up with

the whole YouTube thing.

We're thinking of moving to Sweden next

month, and she said I can vlog it,

so maybe there'll be

some things to actually vlog soon.

Sweden seems quite cheap, actually. I was

looking at the apartments there. I can get

an apartment for less than the place I'm

paying here, and it's in the countryside,

and it's a big place, and it probably

doesn't have a bunch of idiots living

This. I'm not 100% giving up on YouTube.

I'll still stream, but I just have

zero interest

in making videos right now. It's just

completely boring to me.

I just cannot be asked I don't even

know what to do.

The best I can come up with is doing

streams and me I

guess you just change when you grow up,

when you, you start having— oh

my God, I can't fucking stream, can I?

Stupid YouTube.

Oh, why does this place suck so much?

You'd think you're living in the city and

in the town area you'd have good internet,

so I've switched to my data.

How long is 2 gigabytes gonna last?

Probably last about 2 hours.

I should have paid the £5. Maybe I can pay

it now, but then I have to close down the

YouTube app.

Oh, okay, give me a second. Let me pay the

bloody £5.

Testing. Okay, it says I have 2.8

gigabytes of data, so maybe that's enough.

As long as I don't do a massive 8-hour

stream, it should be fine. Maybe let's do

a few hours. How long has

it been? It's only been 12 minutes.

Already feels like it's been 2 hours.

Isn't it stupid I have to pay £5 just to

stream now because I can't get decent

Does anyone know how long I've been

streaming for?

Ah, irritating thing about streaming is

you need good internet that doesn't keep

disconnecting.

27 minutes.

Okay, it says 14 minutes on my screen. I

And by the way, Thanksgiving wasn't

celebrated by all Americans. It was just

that one ship of people from the UK.

So if you're saying I can't celebrate

Thanksgiving because I'm not American,

well, you can't celebrate it either

because you're probably not a descendant

of the people who came from Plymouth,

England, who were on that ship who

invented Thanksgiving. And you can't

celebrate Christmas because you're not

European, you're American. So if I can't

celebrate Thanksgiving, then you can't

celebrate Christmas. Because you're not

European.

Also, I'm 2% Native American, so I'm

probably more American than most of you

people. I've got Yakut blood.

Yakuts were Asian people who lived in

the eastern part of Russia, and that's

where the Native Americans originated

from. They crossed over the land bridge

from Siberia, East Russia.

I'm a descendant of the Native Americans.

I'm guessing most of you are either

descendants of colonizers

or descendants of slaves. So I've got more

of a birthright to America.

I've also got 0.1% sub-Saharan

African.

What happened? Where did it all go bad?

Well, people kept telling me to stop

making drama videos, and I stopped— I

stopped making drama videos, and then my

channel died. So great fucking

advice. At least I can say that

that advice was shit.

Oh, Daniel should stop making drama videos

and get a new audience. Yeah, as if you

can just get a new audience like that.

Like there's loads of audiences just

floating around. All you have to do is get

one.

Daniel, stop doing the things that were

getting you views. Idiots.

Hi Daniel, you seem pissed off today.

Yeah, a little bit.

Lost all my gains, lost my YouTube

viewers, lost my Wi-Fi connection.

Now I have to pay to stream.

When's the last time I had cereal? I had

it last night. It was pretty good.

Check my chicken.

I think another 5 minutes would be good.

There's a big hair inside of the oven.

Uh, I think I'm gonna sell my Tesla stocks

because now I'm worried. I have—

I'm up $2,000 in Tesla stock.

And people are telling me to hold on to it

because Tesla is going to be even bigger

next year. But now I'm thinking, what if I

lose all my gains again? And then all of

that was for nothing, all that stress.

And then I will wait 2 years until the

gains come back.

$2,000 is a lot of money.

That I don't want to see disappear

overnight like my crypto money.

Is it really going to be that much bigger?

It's already pretty big.

It's pretty expensive for one share

I feel like it's gonna rise up and then

it's gonna drop down and get corrected. I

think corrected is the term they use. And

then it will just be around 500 for ages

until something big happens. So I've got

to wait until something big happens again.

Something big already happened. Which is

why it's blowing up now. I think I'm just

going to cash out tomorrow when market

opens. I don't feel like it's going

to go up by much more, and then if it

drops down a big bit, a big chunk, it's

probably just going to hover around that

area for ages.

$2,000 would cover my expenses for next

month, and then I don't have to worry

about it.

I guess I'm not really a long-term trader,

short-term. I've got some new plays

lined up already,

so they would be my new up-and-coming

winners after Tesla.

Looks pretty good. Look at that

chicken on a stick.

Look at those chicken legs.

Sprinkle some basil on top.

How come you never see the Native

Americans making a big fuss about how

their country got taken away from them?

When you've got all these Black Lives

Matter protests moaning about being

treated badly and slavery and all this

nonsense. I mean, all this kerfuffle.

And then the Native Americans, you don't

even hear a word from them.

Why aren't they on the streets protesting,

give our country back?

Lots of basil. Basil, not basil.

Where's the veg and mash? I'm gonna save

the veg. For tomorrow's vegetable chopping

stream that I know everyone loves so

What was I saying? Yeah, I'm thinking

about— yeah,

I might just cash out my Tesla gains. I

gained quite a lot. I invested in Tesla

before they got announced include— getting

included into the S&P. So I was pretty

lucky with that. It's not like I

timed it or anything. I didn't even know

they were going to be included. Well, I

heard about it, but I didn't think it was

going to be anytime soon.

Tesla is up at around 574.

Per share now. I bought in at 5— no, I

bought in at $407. Jesus, that's a lot.

No wonder I've gained so much. I bought in

at $407 and now it's $574.

That means I'm gonna make over $120 per

share and I've bought 12.7 shares.

But if it keeps going up, then I'm gonna

blame all of you. I sold Xpeng

when it's $42 per share and now it's $70

per share, so I missed out on $2,400.

Maybe I've got some tomato.

Got some yellow pepper. That'll do for my

garnish.

Why is that blue

button stuck there? What is my

favorite thing about the Netherlands?

Um, hmm, I don't

know. It's weird because when I first got

here, I thought, wow, this country's

really cool, and it seems all high-tech

and sophisticated, and the people seem

friendly and nice. And then

I moved to this neighborhood, and now I'm

just thinking, this place sucks. The rent

is way too expensive, people are annoying,

everywhere smells like weed,

nowhere accepts Visa cards, and you have

to pay in cash. And now the supermarket is

threatening to,

to transfer my debt to some kind of debt

collecting agency because,

because I did online shopping on this app

and they didn't charge me, and then they

delivered the food and they still didn't

charge me. They said I had to pay using a

link, and I clicked on the link And none

of the supported cards, they were all just

Dutch bank accounts. Didn't have Visa,

didn't have PayPal.

So I did a bank transfer, but the bank

transfer still hasn't gone through. So

they're now saying you've got 2 weeks to

pay or else we're going to transfer your

debt to some stupid debt agency.

And what are they going to do if I just

moved? Are they going to chase me down

over €60?

So I have to wait until next week, see if

the bank transfer goes through.

Otherwise, maybe just ask Mira to pay it

for me, then I'll give her cash. So

inconvenient. So dumb. Why don't they just

let you pay using PayPal? Why don't they

just take Visa? Why don't they just charge

you on the website? Why didn't the man

charge me at the door? Why'd they have to

make life so difficult?

I don't understand how an entire country—

not an entire country, I don't understand

how so many shops in this whole country

don't use Visa. Visa is an internationally

recognized brand.

So weird. Everywhere in Japan

accepted Visa,

but they accept MasterCard. They'll say no

Visa, only MasterCard. I don't have

MasterCard.

Where's my next destination? Well, we're

thinking about Sweden,

but Mila keeps changing her mind. One

minute she wants to go Spain, then she

says Portugal, now she says Sweden.

I think Sweden looks nicer than Spain.

No, Sweden looks cheaper than Netherlands.

I looked. What do you mean you thought

I had no money? This is why I don't

understand. Why do people think I have no

money? I did a community poll asking you

how much money you've got. And then like

80% of the people who voted have less

money than me, and then everyone's always

saying that I've got no money. The fuck?

Why do people just assume I'm poor and

broke all the time? I really don't

understand it. When have I ever said,

guys, I've got no money? I'm poor.

When have I ever said that? Why'd you just

assume it? Pisses me off.

That's why I'm doing these polls recently,

asking how much money have you guys got

since you're so rich? If you're all such

millionaires and I'm such a poor person,

how much money do you have? Fucking hell,

I've got more money than 80% of you, so

don't tell me that I'm poor or broke or

got no money or whatever. So insulting.

How the hell would you even know how much

money I make? And then when I tell you,

you don't even believe me. So what's the

When I tell you how much money I make,

then you start saying Oh yeah, sure you

do, Daniel. Where's the proof? If you're

not gonna believe me, then don't ask me.

And no, I wasn't given it, you stupid

idiot. I was only given about 20,000. Do

you think I only have 20,000? How would

you know how much money I've got in my

bank account, you stupid fuck?

How the fuck would you know how much money

is in my bank, idiot?

Fucking cook you in my oven, flush down

the toilet, bitch.

Why do people just seem to think they know

how much money I've got? I just don't

understand it.

Where is the logic?

Since when do you know what's in my bank

account, idiot?

The inheritance money is like half of

my total net worth.

And I bet 40,000 is a lot more than a lot

of people have. I'm not boasting, I'm just

saying you don't get to call me poor

unless you're some kind of millionaire.

And then I bet there's loads of

people who have more money than you.

Look, this is you, and then this is me

eating you. Bet you like that, don't you?

Next you'll be down the toilet being

flushed.

This is pretty good chicken

though. I really recommend my chicken

stock and pepper recipe.

Oh, we watched a pretty good movie

yesterday. I have to say, it was pretty

damn good. And most of the movies we've

watched recently have kind of sucked, and

I just fell asleep halfway through. But

the movie we watched last night on

Netflix, I have to give it an 8, 8.1 out

of 10. Usually I don't praise movies

because I have a very refined taste and

movies just kind of suck these days, but

that was pretty good.

It was about a Black couple and they

move into the countryside. They buy this

big house and they buy it off this weird

American white guy. And he keeps coming

back to the house to do the lawn.

And then he's really annoying. And then he

ends up trying to rape the woman and

nearly kills the guy, but they end up

killing him. It was really funny.

And it kind of turned me on. It's called

The Intruder.

I would definitely recommend it. It's got

no irritating children, it's got no stupid

hokey-pokey magic ghost spiritual rubbish.

It's just one insane guy trying

to rape this black woman.

It was pretty hot though.

And he's got this secret bedroom

underneath the house, and he's secretly

living under the house after he's told

them that he's going to Florida. And he

creeps— he sneaks into the house during

the night, and he walks around and watches

them having sex.

And then the black woman finds it and he

chases her around in it. And I was

thinking, what if he ties her up down

there and has sex with her whilst the

husband's upstairs wondering where his

wife's gone? That would be so hot.

I imagine she's tied up and he's just

ramming her and

the husband doesn't even know. Well,

maybe the husband can hear like little

creaking sounds, but he's not sure what it

After that movie, I looked for white guy

with black woman porn It satisfied my

curiosity.

It was hot, and the black woman was pretty

hot as well. Usually I'm not really that

into black women, but this one, she looked

Asian but she had black skin. Maybe it's

her hairstyle. She had like a K-pop

hairstyle.

But she had a nice nose, good lips, nice

cheekbones.

And it's got that guy in, this white guy

keeps popping up in all these shows we

watch. We watch the Ozark show, he's in

that one. And then we watched,

uh, we watched this weird show I can't

remember what it's called, but he's in it

as well. I don't

know his name. All these actors from Ozark

are just popping up in all these Netflix

shows. That Ruth girl's in a lot of shows

as well.

Has anyone seen Ozark? Ozark's pretty

good. And there's one character called

Wyatt and he's this kind of hillbilly

teenager, or is he a teenager? Yeah, I

think he's like 17 or 18, maybe 16. And he

runs away from his family and then he

starts living with this old grandma who's

like 60 and she takes him in and gives

him work to do. And then one night she

starts stripping and has sex with him.

It's pretty hot. I think that scene and

then that guy trying to do the black girl

scene was 2 of the hottest. They were 2 of

the hottest scenes I've seen recently.

Now, old lady is pretty old, but she

does have a nice figure. She's still slim,

she's still got the curves, and with the

straight long hair, now her features

aren't too bad. And if you had the lights

turned off, she wouldn't look too old, I

think.

No, the most unattractive thing about

women getting older is when their tits go

saggy and they get fat. But if they've got

small tits and they don't get too fat,

they still look all right. And as long as

they don't do the stupid grandma perm and

they keep their hair straight, or at least

medium long, then they still look not too

I'd do her. I mean, I did Tomoko.

She still had a nice figure and she didn't

look too bad when the lights were off, so

it wasn't too much of a problem.

The funny thing when I watch movies is I

start imagining how I would want the story

to progress, and I usually start imagining

twisted things happening— way more twisted

than the actual movie.

It was

a pretty good movie. Oh, we watched this

other movie as well. Called The Occupant,

and that was similar. So this is a Spanish

movie, I think it's Spanish,

and this guy loses his job or something

and he has to move out of his fancy

apartment. And then he becomes friends

with the new people who move into his

apartment, and he becomes obsessed with

getting back the apartment. And he, he

somehow gets in between the couple and

makes them fight each other. And have

arguments, and he murders the guy and ends

up doing his wife and becoming the

stepfather to the girl. It's really weird.

That was quite good.

The Occupant, The Intruder. These movie

names are kind of lame.

Simple,

very simple.

Did I do my A-levels? I did, but I failed

everything. I was doing IT and science

A-levels, but I got addicted to World of

Warcraft and I couldn't study anything.

I just took one year. I took the exams,

but I failed everything, and I didn't go

back afterwards.

And then I just stayed at home for about 2

years playing World of Warcraft.

I was thinking back to when I was about 18

working at the restaurant pub, and I

was thinking it was kind of like an anime

because there were a lot of young girls

working there too that I had to work with.

There was this one girl called Leanne.

She was about a year older than me, and

she was English, white, slim, had long

black hair. I'm not sure why I didn't

fancy her, but she was quite pretty. And

then there were these 2 younger girls who

were like 15 or 16 that I had to work

with. And one time I was cleaning one of

the rooms with one of these 15-year-olds,

and I kept thinking how hot it'd be if I

bent her over the bed.

But nothing ever happened at the

workplace. There's also one time me and

Leanne were inside of the towel closet

where the towels and cleaning stuff are

kept. I kept thinking it would have been

hot if I closed the door and bent her

It was kind of like an anime scenario.

Going to work. I'm young, young girls.

There's like characters.

There's one time Leanne tried talking to

me. She said, it's my birthday today. And

you know what I said? I said, oh, that was

it. I felt so stupid. I should have said

congratulations or happy birthday, or did

you get anything nice? No. All I said was,

oh. I must have sounded so stupid. I must

have looked really dumb as well with that

stupid anime hair I used to have.

I used to have that really long kind of

Final Fantasy looking anime hair, which I

thought looked really cool, but probably

looked really stupid to everyone else.

I'm surprised no one bullied me about it.

No one said anything about my weird looks.

I used to pluck my eyebrows as well.

This chicken's not that great. I don't

know why, but it's really rubbery.

Maybe they thought I was a lesbian or

A lot of missed opportunities.

Also, my boss at the restaurant-inn-pub

was like a 60-year-old MILF.

Sometimes I fantasize about her taking me

down to the, to the cellar where they kept

the barrels of beer, and then she gives me

a blowjob or something. That'll be hot.

And then she's like, don't tell my

husband. Daniel, this is a secret between

us.

And then I would have been a virgin and I

would have been really horny.

Or maybe when I was cleaning the hotel

rooms she would come and sneak into the

hotel room with me and then do stuff.

That would be pretty hot.

Oh well, it's just a fantasy now.

They should make a movie about that,

about a teenager, young guy gets a job in

a pub hotel, and then his boss is this

really horny 50-year-old woman

who's married, married to an abusive

husband, and she's lonely and sad. And

then she takes advantage of the young guy

and then blackmails him or something.

Into doing weird stuff.

I don't want to finish all this chicken.

I don't know what's wrong with this

chicken, but it's not great.

It's all elastic, like rubber.

Why is it like this? Is it because I froze

it? And then defrosted it.

I'm not really interested in

father-daughter kind of porn, but I'm more

interested in mother-son stuff.

Or MILF and young guy stuff. I think

that's more hot.

But what if the mum sneaks into the boy's

bed at night and then plays with his willy

and he feels like it's wrong but he kind

of likes it?

That's pretty

hot.

Oh, this chicken is not the best I've had.

Yeah, the father could be out on business

trips and then the mum gets really lonely

and then starts sleeping with the son and

then plays with his willy.

You know, my last video I talked about

that fat girl I had cheesecake with.

I wasn't expecting to make much money off

it because I thought the algorithm is

advanced now and it can detect when I'm

talking about stuff even when I use code

words, but it wasn't. I made the same

amount of money that I usually make from

videos. Only made about $40, but that's

what I usually make from a video that gets

9 or 10 Okay, views. So the cheesecake

thing works pretty well, and I think

people will know what I mean when I say

she let me touch her cheesecake. I'm not

actually talking about cheesecake. I

decided to change it from cereal because I

feel like cereal is overused now, and

cheesecake sounds funnier.

So now I'm thinking, what other sexual

stories could I tell now that I've got a

good solid code word?

And you can use the word like the same— in

the same way that you'd use the word sex.

So you could say, have a cheesecake, or

taste the cheesecake, or you could

describe her cheesecake as moist

or wet or soft.

And the YouTube algorithm just thinks,

oh, he's talking about cheesecake, we will

give him ads, do not demonetize.

Suck my egg, algorithm. You think you can

outsmart me?

I kind of got bored with the cereal thing.

I think cheesecake should be the new one.

Now I've got to think of some stories that

I haven't told.

I don't want this anymore. It's all oily

and gross and slimy. Like your mother's

cheesecake. Oh yes,

smother it all over your body.

Did you like my

juggling?

Oh,

it's a mess.

I'm back.

Check my data in a minute. Do you say data

or do you say data? I think data sounds

weird. When Americans say data, they sound

like they're saying data. They say dada,

don't they?

It sounds funny, like they're saying

daddy. I've got so much dada.

How do they say that without laughing?

In Star Trek, they say Data, don't they?

Do they say Lieutenant Data? I don't

remember them saying dada.

Australians say it funny as well. Data,

data. Why don't you say data?

What's wrong with data?

I'm watching the I don't know if it's new.

I don't think it's that new. Star Trek

Discovery. It's not bad actually,

now that I'm 7 or 8 episodes in. I didn't

like all the gay stuff. That was kind of

weird.

And it's also kind of weird how one of the

Starfleet officers was captured and

tortured by Klingons, but he was also

being raped by one of the female Klingons

for like 7 months, and then he has these

flashbacks of being raped by her, and it's

kind of hot actually. I've always been

interested in sex with aliens. I didn't

think Star Trek would, would go

into that area, but it's so weird.

But why is he complaining? Just have sex.

Stop crying like a baby. And he keeps

crying about it. It keeps going. Uh, what

word did he use? He kept saying, she had

a very particular interest in me,

and I was only kept alive because she was

interested. She, she took a liking to me.

And then every time he goes near Klingons,

he gets like a PTSD flashback of him being

raped by a Klingon woman. But she's pretty

hot, okay? Her face was ugly, but she's

still got tits and a human female body.

What are you complaining about? Just fuck

her. She wants it.

It's not like you have anything better to

do. You're a prisoner. If I'm a prisoner

and you're going to give me sex with a

guard, I'm not going to start crying about

it. I'd be like, oh wow, I hit the

Also, I didn't notice the captain is the

actor who plays, uh, Malfoy's father

in Harry Potter. I didn't notice it until

he did— he had to put on a different

accent to fool The Enemies, and then he

did a really good Scottish accent, and

then I thought, wait, this guy isn't

American. There's no way an American could

do such a good Scottish accent. I looked

him up on Google and he's the guy who

plays Lucius Malfoy in Harry Potter. I

didn't know that. Did not recognize him at

all, and I watched about 6 episodes of it.

In the original Star Trek, Klingons were

just black people who had bumpy foreheads.

I would not say no to a female Klingon if

they look like that. But in Star Trek

Discovery, they kind of look really ugly.

The characters are kind of boring in this

Star Trek. There's the gay guy with blonde

hair who keeps whining all the time.

There's a Black woman, Michael Burnham,

who's just moody and serious all the time.

There's that annoying woman who's got red

hair, Tilly, who just talks all the time

and is annoying. Then you got that guy who

got raped by a Klingon who's just crying

like a baby all the time.

In the original Star Trek, they had cool

characters like Spock and McCoy and

Captain T. Kirk, and then they would have

like a chemistry between them. They had

different ways of thinking and approaching

problems, but they

had each other's backs and they were

interesting, good characters. And then

Next Generation, you had Picard and Data

And Worf and Riker, they were cool

characters. And this new Star Trek

Discovery, all the characters are just

shit. They're either stupid, boring Mary

Sues, or they're whiny men being gay and

crying all the time about getting raped.

The only good character is Captain Lorca,

who's like the only macho male character

in the whole show.

But there's no chemistry between the

characters. I couldn't care less about any

of them. They're all boring and they all

whine too much.

This is the problem with modern-day

sci-fi, that they did the same thing with

Star Wars. They just ruined it. They don't

know how to write good characters anymore.

But I'm gonna watch it anyway because I've

got nothing else to watch and I still like

I feel like there's just no good sci-fi

these days. I just want a cool crew of

cool people, not a bunch of whiny babies

who explore the galaxy and kill aliens and

take their women.

Damn, this orange is good.

Do you know how good it is to have a

greasy, oily meal and then you have sweet,

juicy orange?

Have you ever had that? It's delicious.

So juicy,

bursts in your

mouth.

I wish there was a massive huge version of

this, but it's like a ball shape and you

just— it's like the size of your fist and

you just sink your teeth into it and then

the juice just explodes in your mouth.

I could eat 100 of these. It's so tasty.

I don't know why people complain when I

call them oranges. If it's a round ball

that tastes like this and it's orange

color, then it's called an orange. It's

orange. I don't know each subcategory

of each species of orange.

They're all just oranges because they're

orange.

I don't go, I'm gonna eat a tangerine,

I'm gonna eat a clementine, I'm gonna have

some mandarins. I just say I'm gonna have

That's how we do it in my house. If you

don't like it, then get a job, earn your

own money, and get your own house. But if

we're under my roof, we do things my way,

okay? Oh, the last one.

Should I have another one? No, I might get

diarrhea. Is it a good idea to have more

than 2 oranges in a day?

Maybe I've got some ginger beer.

No!

Okay, I'll have one more, but don't tell

I have one more and then coffee.

Oh, this orange is all squishy at the top.

Better check my data soon, otherwise I'll

go over my limit and then I'll have a $100

phone bill. Oh, squishy!

What happened? Oh my goodness, it's weird

looking. We're gonna have to amputate this

Also, Star Trek Discovery is weird because

the whole gimmick is that they're

using fungal spores to

teleport around the, the galaxy, which is

a weird concept. So they found this big

weird alien that can communicate

with fungal mushroom spores.

Apparently in space, space is full of

fungal spores. So they, they capture this

alien and force it into

doing spore jumps, and they end up

accidentally killing it. Sounds like

animal abuse, but they get some of its DNA

into the gay guy. And so the gay guy's arm

has this weird patch now because he's

mixed his DNA with this, the fungal

mushroom monster. So they use the gay guy

to do spore jumps, which allows them to

move faster than warp speed, but they do

that too much and then he goes unconscious

from spore jumping. It's really weird and

Why is my orange squishy?

Can I make alcohol if I just leave the

Can you get the mushroom monster's DNA

into the gay guy? That sounds wrong.

What if I could make orange alcohol if I

just leave the oranges out and let them

decompose? Why don't they make orange

alcoholic beverages? You've got wine from

grapes, vodka from potato,

whiskey from grains and barley.

You've got beer from hops. You've got

shochu from— shochu from rice, rice wine.

But they never make orange beer.

Do they?

What about banana? Can you make alcohol

from banana?

Maybe I can be the inventor of orange

spirits. Orange spirits connoisseur, my

next job.

Look, I like making them have sex like

this, all wet and slimy. Oh Michael,

I love you.

And that's how you make baby oranges.

Okay, I'm feeling good. My mood is

lifting. Maybe I can switch back

to the Wi-Fi, see if it's gone better.

Let me check my data.

Okay, so I just checked my data. It said

1871, so I've got

1.3 gigabytes of data left.

Um, okay, let me switch back to the Wi-Fi,

see if it's gone better.

Okay, I should be back on the Wi-Fi.

Press 9 if you can hear me.

Hopefully it's good.

Okay, so what should I do next video? I

was thinking about how YouTube forces

content creators into becoming amateur

porn stars. As a title.

But I can only think of 2 YouTubers who

have dead channels who do OnlyFans, so I

don't really have much proof for my

I've got Venus Angelic and Onision who

have dying or dead channels who do

OnlyFans. I guess me as well.

Who else does OnlyFans? What about

iDubbbz's girlfriend? Isn't she kind of

like a failed livestreamer?

Nikocado? I don't think his channel's

dead. He gets a lot of views still.

The thing about making credible video

essays on YouTube is you need to

cherry-pick points and Cherry-pick

evidence that supports your outrageous

claims, and then you can say anything you

Oh, Belle Delphine got her channel back,

which is good. Isn't it stupid? Why do

they ban her in the first place? It's like

YouTube wants to ban these people. And

then they get called out, and then they

unban them, and then they say, oops, it

was a mistake, and it won't ever happen

again. We're working every day to make

sure our systems are efficient, blah blah

blah. When really, they probably wanted to

ban her, but they didn't want to get all

Everyone started defending her in the

community, and then YouTube gave her

channel back. Who else did that happen to?

I feel like it happened to someone else as

It's dumb because you look up stuff like

Cardi B and other musicians, they've got

extremely sexualized music videos doing

the same stuff Belle Delphine was doing.

So you can't just ban one person for doing

it and then not ban everyone else.

I was surprised that Belle Delphine wasn't

banned already, cuz in an older video

she's playing around with a dead octopus,

and I got a strike just for playing around

with a dying cockroach.

Guess how much money I made this month?

You will not even believe me. I made

4,600, and I would have made so

much more if I just sold XPeng later. I

could have made over 6 Actually,

it would have been £6,800 if I cashed

out my cryptos. Actually, it would have

been over £7,000 if I didn't waste my

money on cannabis stocks. Bet you're

jealous. But I didn't take the money,

I reinvested it, because that's what

you're supposed to do. You don't cash out,

you just reinvest.

But I did make some pretty big mistakes.

Oh well, it's only my second month as a

professional day trader.

Next month I'll be much better. And I

won't make the same mistakes,

hopefully.

How much did I make on OnlyFans this

month? I made $1,000, so not much

compared to previous months, but to be

honest, I'm not doing a very good job at

keeping my OnlyFans satisfied.

I think I only uploaded 2 pictures this

month on OnlyFans, and I made 1 video.

I just don't know what to do now,

and I can't really be bothered jerking off

anymore. Well, I jerked off 4 times today,

but I don't feel like filming it because I

want to watch porn when I'm jerking off.

How do I film myself watching porn? It'll

I'm getting lazy to do OnlyFans now.

Maybe I'll just quit OnlyFans. Don't

really need it.

I don't really like doing it. It's just a

pain. It's a hassle.

I'd rather do my stocks.

And once you get into the stock market,