My wife thinks i gave her an STD

Hello! So recently my wife has been

complaining that she's feeling a little

bit itchy down in her women's area.

And she even went as far as to insinuate

that, that she might have gotten it from

me, as if I've been cheating or sleeping

around with other women and I passed it on

to her. How could she say something like

that? I would never do something as

terrible as that. No, I did not use a

working lady after I finished my

livestream at the red light district

yesterday. Actually, I've been a very good

boy, and I'm pretty sure that there's no—

there's absolutely no chance that she

could have gotten anything from me because

I don't have anything. I don't have any

itchiness down there. This also happened

last year. I'm not sure if you remember,

but last year, end of last year, a few

weeks after I started dating her, I got a

bit itchy down in my gentleman's area,

and I found a tube of fungal cream in her

bathroom when I came over to stay the

night. And she said that it's pretty

normal for women to sometimes just get

yeast infections. Even though they haven't

been active with other men. She said it's

something about bacteria imbalances down

there. That's why she eats so much

probiotic yogurt. And I thought that

sounded fairly reasonable. I didn't

investigate about it. I didn't accuse her

of getting it from some guy and then

giving it to me. But then we were talking

about the whole itchiness thing that

happened last year again, and then she

insinuated that I was the one that gave it

to her because I was sleeping around with

so many different women before I met her.

And now that I think about it, that, that

could be fairly possible. I was sleeping

around with a lot of different women

before I met her, and I only used a condom

with one of them. But I'm pretty sure that

I didn't start getting any itchiness until

we started dating. She seemed pretty upset

though. Last night she kept saying stuff

like, how could you do that? How could you

sleep with all these ugly fat women?

Don't you have any standards or

self-respect? I said, No, I don't.

I really don't see the point in having

standards or self-respect because having

those things means you get less cereal,

and I like cereal, and I don't really mind

who I'm doing it with because it feels

good. If there's any possibility of me

having some kind of infection that I gave

to her, the only explanation I could think

of is this thing here. If any of you

remember the Love Hotel livestream, I got

this rubbery egg thing. I think you know

what this is for. It has an opening here,

and, um, I haven't really been cleaning it

properly with soap. I just— I wash it a

little bit under the sink just with some

cold water, but I don't wash the whole

thing properly. And that's because I don't

really see the point in washing out all

the lube from the inside if I'm going to

put more lube into it the next time I use

it. It's kind of like Why would you wash

out the oil in your frying pan if you're

just going to put more oil into the frying

pan the next time you use it? It's just a

waste of oil, and I don't like waste.

I suppose some of you think I'm a little

bit crazy. I mean, I did get chlamydia

once before, and I really don't want to

get it again. It was really scary and

really painful when I got it, and I don't

want to get something worse. It's just

that when I'm naked with another person

and I'm feeling horny, it's really

difficult to have the discipline to open

the packet and put on a piece of rubber.

I really admire guys who have the

self-discipline to be able to do that. I

just, for some reason, I can't, and I

don't want to even though I know it's

dangerous. And I never voluntarily put on

a piece of rubber or condom unless the

girl really wants me to. I think not using

a condom adds to the excitement because it

feels like there's There's this aspect of

danger which makes it more arousing. This

is the cream I got to treat my fungal

infection or yeast infection when I was

feeling itchy down there. And if you can

read Japanese, this isn't actually cream

for that. It's actually athlete's foot

cream. And the reason why I bought

athlete's foot cream instead of proper

fungal cream for your genitals is because

Number one, I didn't know where to buy

genital cream, and number two, I figured

it would be the same thing anyway because

athlete's foot is a fungal infection,

isn't it? And a yeast infection is, is

also a fungal infection, so I thought it

would do the job. Now the thing is with

this cream is it also has like an

anti-itching numbing effect, so I put this

onto my, my gentleman's area on the head,

which is a very sensitive place. And

really, you're not supposed to put strong

creams like this onto your sensitive area,

but I did because it was so— it was so

insanely itchy, I thought I was gonna go

crazy. So I put it on and there's like a

stinging feeling. It didn't feel good.

And then after the stinging finished,

there's like a numb feeling. I couldn't

really feel my gentleman's area very well.

It went very numb, very Um,

what's the word? It kind of felt like

putting really strong toothpaste onto,

onto it. But surprisingly, it actually

worked. It cleared up my infection. I

stopped getting itchiness down there after

a few days. So, um, yeah, if you do get

some kind of fungal infection on your

gentleman's area, using athlete's foot

isn't a bad idea. Just be warned because

it does have this stinging, numbing

feeling. What you should really get is a

proper antifungal cream that doesn't have

that stinging feeling. That would be

ideal.

Hello and welcome to the quick update

section, a new section that I'm going to

add to the end of videos. You know, just

little updates here and there that don't

really deserve their own dedicated video.

So first in the news, our Dear friend

Nobita has decided to delete the video

that he made about me. So if you look at

his videos page, you can no longer find

the video that he made about me. Now, the

video he made about me got around 120,000

views, which is quite impressive. It's

actually more views than his last 5 videos

all put together got him. So I'm not sure

why he would want to delete a video like

that that got so many views. Now, I'm not

sure who deleted the video. Did Nobita

himself delete it, or did the video get

reported or flagged and then YouTube took

it down for some reason? I think that

Nobita himself took it down because maybe

he found out more about me and he decided

that he really didn't like me and he

didn't want to give me any more exposure

or publicity. I think it's kind of strange

why he made the video in the first place

only to take it down a few weeks later.

Maybe he was getting a lot of criticism

from people saying that you shouldn't make

a video about Daniel because all he wants

is attention, and he's probably happy that

he got all of this attention. And yeah, I

was pretty happy about it, and I was

pretty, um, I felt quite flattered that

the video he made about me got so many

views in the first place. If you look up

this video he made called What Japanese

Think of Open Relationships, I'm still in

it. And he also still has my channel

linked in the description, so maybe he

doesn't hate me that much. Anyway, I think

it's very suspicious. Hmm.

Next in the news. So you might be

wondering what happened to my Chris Broad

video I made a few days ago or last week.

And in this video, I talked about how I

found out that I went to the same school

as Chris Bloody Broad from Abroad in

Japan. As you can see, this video is now

privated, and that's because I actually

got a message. I got several messages from

Chris Broad, the man himself, on Facebook

and Twitter, and he confirmed the story,

and he also said that he remembered me as

a kid even though I didn't remember him.

And it also turns out he was in the same

class as one of my best friends who lived

next door to me. Now, he didn't actually

tell me directly to take the video down,

but he did express to me in his messages

that he wasn't very happy with me telling

people where he grew up. I didn't show

the, um, exact location or exact address

of his house because I don't know it, but

I did show on a map the village he grew up

in, and he wasn't very pleased with that.

So I decided to take the video down. I

don't think I'm a bad person. If I make a

video about someone and they see it and

they're not happy about it and they reach

out to me and they send me a message

saying that they're not happy about it,

I'm more than happy to edit the video or

take the video down. Chris was very nice

to me. He was very friendly. He wasn't

rude, and he even offered to go for a

drink with me next time he's in Osaka.

And if I got the opportunity, I wouldn't

mind being his friend. I don't want to be

enemies with him. I'm really sorry if you

didn't get the chance to see the video,

but to be fair, the video was up and

public for over half a week before I took

it down, so you did have, you know, quite

a few days to check the video out.