First Live Stream with my Girlfriend

Testing.

Oh my God, it's so noisy. The hell's

Hello? Okay, where's my

It's not clickbait, my girlfriend's

actually here somewhere.

Hope she's got a face mask on.

Do you guys want to say hi to my

Hold on, let me share my link.

I nearly shared it on Ice Poseidon's

Discord. That'd be funny. They all hate

me. Streaming now.

I think that worked.

Okay, put you

into the shoulder strap.

Where'd she go?

Girlfriend, where are you?

Oh my God, she just walked off again

without telling me.

I don't know where she went.

Uh, let me get my phone charger plugged

in.

She keeps walking up. Oh, there she is.

Hey, streaming, did you find the,

the place?

Okay, we have an

action-packed stream planned for today on

the streets of Bang You know what?

Where are you, many tourists? Yes, many

tourists.

Very many.

Um, oh my God, it's raining as well.

Starting to rain. YouTube, no Kick.

Yeah, I don't make any money on Kick, so I

thought I'd try YouTube.

Hope my phone's charging. They said it

Wow, only 50 viewers on YouTube. Truly is

over, isn't it? I can't believe at one

point so many people were obsessed with me

and then now no one cares.

Does my girlfriend know about your

channel? Yeah, as if I'm secretly

streaming behind her. She thinks

I'm just talking to myself.

63. Nice, let's get to 100.

Okay, so I'm looking for something

specific. Starts with an M, has 2

S's in it. Do you want to say hello?

Hello everyone. You shy? Why are you shy?

It's barely anyone here.

Come on, let's go.

You what? You don't want what? I don't

want to show. Why not?

Can't hear a word.

What does she think about your channel?

She says it's weird.

You, you said my channel weird?

You like my channel? Best YouTube

channel on YouTube, better than PewDiePie.

I think it's the best YouTube channel

ever. Yeah, me too.

I need some sugar.

I want some sugary drinks,

like maybe here. 100 baht. Oh no, there's

music here. I can't, I can't. There's

music. I can't stand near music.

No, they're playing music.

What do you want to drink?

Cold sweet fruit drink.

Cold and sweet. Okay,

fruit or not? Yeah, fruit. Colder sweet

fruit drink.

Goddamn music gonna steal my ad revenue.

I hate music. Do you

think PewDiePie saw your video? Well, I

hope so, otherwise his child is doomed.

He needs some advice on how to be a good

dad because he's not doing a good job so

far.

She doesn't care about your videos in the

past? Not really, it's a long time ago.

You blend in in Thailand. Yeah, it's nice.

Don't have, don't have chavvy British kids

shouting ni hao at you.

I, I definitely don't miss Nice British

people.

So I want to do this thing, it's called a

hammer mass age.

For some reason YouTube doesn't like it

when I use the word M-A-S-S.

You know what I mean?

It's only got 100 baht. You want to put

money on my card. Okay, it's only 100

baht.

Do I miss my cat? My cat's died.

Did they stop playing me? Oh no, they're

still playing music. I think it's kind of

echoey and distorted that YouTube won't

be able to pick it up. It's probably

too much background noise anyway, but I

don't want to risk it.

Wow, I really got confident with the

talking in public, didn't I? Before I

was really nervous about it, now I kind of

Uh, yeah, my sister

got a cat, but I haven't really seen it

much. Do I still get a rash on

my hands? Yeah, it's getting bad

again. See, I gotta put the cream

on.

It goes away, then it comes back again.

I'd say the trick to talking loudly when

you're streaming in public is just pretend

that everyone else are not real people.

Like, they're just— imagine they're like

NPC bots. It helps.

You got to like dehumanize everyone around

you to stop caring.

Kind of messed up, I guess. Is that fun

for Louis? He's got the

dreadlocks, trying to hide them under the

hat. Let me know how

many people stared right into the camera.

I try not to pay attention to it. Where's

We gotta find this, uh, place. So I'm

gonna do this thing where they use like a

little hammer and they, they mass age

you, because I want to make a video, put

it on the second channel, try and do some

ASMR— I mean, mass age videos.

Oh,

they stopped playing the music. Oh no,

they didn't. You can hear it.

Why does your sister look Spanish, not

Asian? I don't know. I think she has

bigger eyes and her hair is

like light brown and wavy. I think if she

straightened her hair and dyed it dark

brown, she would look way more Asian.

When we're in Malaysia She

actually went to the hairdresser and she

did get it straightened, and she looked

really Asian. She got bangs cut as well,

and she looked way more Asian than she

usually does.

How long are you staying in Thailand?

Probably like another year, and then I got

to get a new visa after

my education visa runs out. I don't know

Either I get the Thai Elite Visa or I get

married. Oh, what's taking

so long?

I don't think she's even ordered yet.

If I get married again, I got to make a

video. You remember the first video,

I'm getting married, and then I got like

that massive grin on my face, that massive

like soy boy grin face with the title I'm

getting married, and I'm like, hey guys,

so I don't know if it's a good idea or

not, but I might get married. What do you

think? I don't see what could go wrong.

Hmm. Yeah, that was a fun time. Those

titles were hilarious. It was like, I'm

getting married, day 1 of marriage, my

wife wants to get divorced, oh, I'm

homeless. This is so funny.

Getting like 100K views every video.

Those were the days. Now I can't even

get 5K views.

Oh, watch out, your card!

Don't show your card. What's wrong?

Just use cash. I give you cash.

Can't you pay by cash?

Where's the drink?

You didn't buy the drink yet? Why?

Pay by cash. Here, I got 20.

20 baht.

What? But green? Oh, maybe get one of

those drinks. How much?

It's so hard to get a drink. Oh my God,

100 baht. 80 baht.

80 baht for a coconut? That's a rip-off.

Coconuts are usually like 60 baht.

Okay, but I need a drink now.

80 baht for a coconut? No way.

Coconut should

be 50 or 60 baht.

I don't know why it's taking so long to

I need sugar.

Oh, we have a fly infestation in our

shower. It's disgusting, all these little

flies on the roof of the ceiling of the

shower. We got some mosquito spray and I

just sprayed them all and shut the door,

so hopefully that gets rid of them.

I don't know why there's loads of flies

around the shower roof ceiling.

The problem with coconuts is they,

they're kind of expensive and there's not

much liquid inside. The coconut shell is

very big, but the cavity inside

is not that big, so you don't really get a

lot of drink compared to the size of it.

Drain flies, see, because they keep

urinating in the shower.

Is that why people say you shouldn't pee

in the shower? It's got like mold and

stuff growing. Oh, this is free.

Oh, what's this? Emerald soda. Oh,

thanks.

Thank you. Free here. Have a bin.

Thank you. Free drink.

I don't want to

get too close to the music. The music's

going to screw me.

I can feel my brain, um,

soaking up that drink. Why don't I

Because my Thai's not good enough yet.

Oh, where is she?

Where's this

coconut? Chizu Brew Lane.

Why don't I do animated videos? Because

they don't get views and it's a lot of

work. I'm not busting my nuts off at 2K

views. Should I ask for another free

Tasted weird. I didn't like it. It was

like sour green tea.

Damn, the girl's tall.

She's like 5'10, taller than Ice's

Oh my God, how long have I been streaming?

Like 10 minutes trying

to get a drink. Where does

it say? 20 minutes ago.

Everything feels so hard to do here.

Oh my God,

I thought Kimberly was taller. I was

surprised I'm nearly the same height as

So do you have any questions for my

girlfriend? Her YouTube debut.

Is my phone charging?

No, it's not.

It says it's charging and then it doesn't

charge. 88%,

not looking good.

Yeah, I'm 5'9. I don't know why people

keep saying I'm short.

Her favorite video is when I cheated on

Chihiro.

Why is it taking so long?

She's still showing them the— her phone.

What's going on? Hold on, let me

change my charging cable. I think

there's something wrong with this cable,

maybe.

Otherwise the stream's not going to last

very long. It should last like 2 hours

off, off of the battery.

I'm scared

to go up there because of the music.

She's still showing them her phone.

$80 for dinner? Well, it's also like

drinks, uh, trains, taxis,

or whatever. It's just a little fun

Does she like your fish? Yeah, she likes

the shrimp babies. She says we have a

family now, a family of shrimp babies.

A lot of

people keep coming up to me and standing

near me.

I can't believe it takes 20 minutes to get

a drink. This is insane.

I could have just bought a drink here,

taken one of these bottles.

This is why sometimes you should just do

stuff yourself.

Maybe I'll just buy one of those

Coca-Cola. I want the Red

Bull. Energy drink.

Oh, why is my battery charger not

charging? Hold on.

Uh,

okay,

I switched power banks to the other one.

That means I've wasted my money on the big

power bank. It's got the little lightning

symbol, so it should be good now.

So do you have any suggestions what we

should do here? Still waiting

for my drink.

What is she doing?

Uh-oh, music. Ah, stupid music.

It's like when I stand in front of the

shop, you can hear it.

Uh, I can't go near it.

I'm going to get copyright

claims straight from the beginning.

Oh wow, thanks Mark. What's the HUF?

For your girlfriend, have a nice day.

Thanks.

Oh,

now I'm gonna get copyright claimed. Let

me check.

Is there text-to-speech?

I don't think there's text-to-speech, but

there's a little, little pop-up alert.

Okay, it says the stream's monetized.

That's good.

It's got avoid music.

Well, if I can get this drink and then we

get going so something actually happens.

What does HUF mean?

Huh, I don't even know a country that

starts with H. Yeah,

I don't know how to set up text-to-speech.

I can have like a little pop-up Alert that

says your name.

Oh my God, where is she?

Oh yeah, Hungarian. Hungary,

very generous.

Oh my God, where is she?

What? Oh my God, what are they doing?

Oh, thanks, Super Pups.

I hope something interesting happens

Okay, I think it's charging. Yeah.

I hate when people stand right behind me.

Why don't you just go around me?

No, I don't want to get stream sniped. I

saw this guy, Swimmer Nick, snipe Sam

yesterday and it was pretty intense.

Like, he looked like Onision. He was

really going in hard on him.

Oh, I could have bought a drink ages ago

if we just bought one here.

Do I still trade stocks? Yep, I've been

buying Chinese stocks recently. I think

China is going to be big.

Why not buy a drink now? Cuz she has

probably paid for it.

She's doing something.

What's she doing?

She's not looking at me.

Uh-oh, did she take off her mask? I don't

think you can see Is too far away.

Where's the drink? iPhone, couple of them.

You still didn't buy the drink? I've

ordered already, but I can't pay. My money

not enough. Just give them cash. I said

not, not money enough. So yeah,

and I was going to give you cash and then

you walked away. Here, you give me 20

baht. I think give me just 20 baht.

Can't even buy a drink.

This is the worst experience of trying to

buy a drink ever.

Oh my God.

Come on, let's just buy a drink somewhere

else. Fed up,

God's sake. Oh wow, thanks Adam

Nobby, $5 drink.

Oh, not the damn music.

I think if it's just a few seconds it's

okay, but if it's like longer than

20 seconds, I might be in trouble.

It's weird, when I stand here you can't

hear it.

This is so bad. Like, imagine, imagine

starting a stream and then we're supposed

to be streaming and then you spend half an

hour faffing around trying to get a drink.

Let's just get one here.

Oh my God,

they literally have drinks here ready to

Sorry if this is not very fun, guys. I

thought it would take like 2 minutes to

get a drink. It's now been

30 minutes trying to get a drink.

Oh wow, thanks Mark! €15. Wow,

try and use the money to do something fun

today. Hopefully my battery's charging.

87. Oh,

the little lightning symbol disappeared

though. What is wrong with my phone?

Don't look up my nose.

Hold on.

You got the drink?

Okay.

So long, half an hour. I can't wait. You

saw all that, but you cannot wait me.

Yes, I'm trying to do a live To me,

you have to nice me too. Yeah,

I wait you, you wait me. I'm not waiting

for you, I'm waiting for the drink. Oh,

okay, you buy more? No, I'm waiting for

you to finish buying the drink.

Oh, why doesn't my phone charge? Nice

people too, because people are nice to

you, you have to nice to people too, you

understand? I am nice, but it's ridiculous

waiting 30 minutes to get a drink. I

waiting you 40 minutes, it's hour, 1 hour.

Which one? Uh, I don't mind.

Okay, trying to charge my phone now.

She's mad,

stressed out. My phone's not— none of my

battery Batteries are charging. The

iPhone's not charging.

Hold on, let me fix— there's

nowhere to stand, so many people. Let me

stand here.

Oh, không có

một chỗ ngồi.

À đúng rồi.

Chúng ta đã tan đi rồi. Ra trường rồi.

Ok.

Oh, I don't know, it's not working.

None of the batteries are charging.

I don't get it. I press the back Battery

charger on.

Can I have the drink, please?

Which one's mine?

This one.

Let's go.

Oh my God, I'm so stressed.

It's just

It's like a milk, sweet milk with bubbles

in it.

Uh, so where are the MASS AGE

places?

Oh, there's one here.

No, I don't want to go inside a building.

I want a place that's on the side of the

What do you mean I'm being rude? I'm not

rude. Which one?

Sam, what it tastes

Hello,

do you

do face massage? Face?

Face.

No, what about hammer?

How do you say hammer?

Top sand.

They don't have.

Oh, does he know where?

Mai me. Why mai me?

Okay. What did they say?

Do they know where to go?

It's not raining, is it?

It's like slightly raining but not really.

Probably gonna have to stream alone after

this.

Wow, I got less viewers than on Kick.

70 viewers. Oh my God,

I thought I'd get at least 100.

Very disappointing.

Oh my God,

I'm really stressed out about the battery

situation. I don't know why it's not

charging my stuff. Like, my iPhone's not

getting charged either.

Everything's plugged in, it's just not

charging. Oh no,

music! There's music!

Quick!

If all the places have music, I'm kind of

Where's the bin?

Yeah, I don't know why Japan's so much

quieter.

They have hammer,

body mask, foot massage.

No, I can't do feet. If you show your feet

on YouTube, they age restrict your video

because they think it's like fetish.

Hello, hello. Hi.

No bin anywhere.

Wow, 80 viewers. Famous again.

Famous YouTuber.

Okay, now I need to get

rid of the drink.

Is it still very hot in Thailand?

It's not too bad today, doesn't feel

too hot cuz it's, um,

it's cloudy. She's not

hiding, she's trying to not get sunburnt.

How stocks doing? Not great. All these

places they don't do the hammer, the

little hammer tapping thingy.

Emporium. Isn't this where I tried to find

ice? Okay,

where do you want to have lunch? Here.

Well, I'll try and fix my battery and she

can have lunch.

Where can we sit?

Can't sit.

No, thank you.

No. Wow, that was aggressive facial.

Ăn còn còn mà còn luôn mà còn nhiều còn

nước ngọt na sẽ

ăn còn còn na còn này ăn nhiều á nước ngọt

này là ngoài còn này vừa ăn đi cọc trên

cọc trên chẳng đi chẳng để nước ngọt mea

can ở đây ăn

còn thói ăn lòng luôn có thắp một mea can

để uống trà can đến một để đều có con chó

trên bên đi nó nó hơi dài rồi mình nước

ngọt na mới khá

Guys, it's not a very wise idea to be

saying you're going to make a fake police

report. You know they can track you and

it's against the law. See what you

wanna— you wanna do, uh, facial massage?

So what's that? Show them.

How? How do they do it? Get my. What?

You can? No. Why? Because maybe has

to. That's a bit too late.

You wanna try? Six hundred baht. Up to

you. Um. Got day baby. Got day mấy hộp gói

bài. I wanna do the hammer. Ah, hammer.

Docent. Okay. Mà cái này thì khá khó chơi

cả. Có dạng này và Okay,

mods, ban this Black is Beautiful person.

They seem unhinged. Hide user. I banned

him already. Saying dumb stuff.

Huh? They say call the police. Who?

Don't know, stupid viewer. Police for

what? Don't know, cuz they're idiots.

Police? I don't know, cuz they're stupid.

Ask them. I didn't do anything wrong.

Ignore, ignore them. Just having a drink

and walking around. Yeah, don't scare. We

didn't do wrong,

but No,

I don't want. What? What's that?

Dentist? No. For what?

Braces. So you nice fish.

Maybe later. Okay.

Where are you going? Go back into the

side. Why? Go to

side. Look my side for you. Okay.

Okay, ban this person too.

Why do you want to get banned? I'm just

gonna ban you if you say dumb stuff.

Yeah, I am. I'm banning anyone. You say

anything about the police, you're banned.

I need to get rid of this. Where? Give me.

Where's the bin? I didn't eat, I didn't

drink. You didn't ask for any.

Um,

where's How's my battery doing?

85%. I think it's charging. I don't know,

I think it's like slow charging.

I don't know if we can find the hammer

I saw the hammer thing before, but I

forgot where it was. It's like the wooden

hammer and they hammer your back with it.

I looked it up on Google Maps, it doesn't

show anything. You just get like

these luxury spa treatment places.

Buy a hammer? No, I want the authentic

real experience. Oh wow,

thanks, fish-shaped waffle.

Even my iPhone's not charging. This stupid

cable doesn't do anything.

Get it.

She's trying to find it now on Google.

I saw this one guy, he did a video. It's

like a cup suction cup massage. It looks

disgusting. Sucks your skin and

your flesh up into this cup,

makes you go all red. It looks so painful.

I've got 2 power banks in my bag and

different cables, and none of them seem to

charge my stuff.

Unless it is charging, but it's just like

slow charging.

I'm thirsty again. That drink didn't

I want to do face massage as well, but I

don't know, the face massage Charge is

like one hour. Can't we just do thirty

minutes? I don't want to sit there for

one. You guys will find it boring for one

hour.

What they say? One hour, one thousand

baht. Half hour, five. Half hour.

Yeah, for hammer. Yeah, really? Yeah.

Let's— where is it? Uh, you— I have— we

have to book first. Book? Yeah, one hour

at 5 PM because,

uh, okay then. Yeah, many people do that.

Okay, maybe you want to book it and then

we get lunch. Okay,

lunch and dinner time.

Did you book it? Yeah, I booked already.

Oh, okay. I think we do thirty minutes.

One hour too long.

Oh, thanks, Dirt McGirt.

Oh my god! Get.

Vampire facial. What? What's that?

Oh my God, Pia's here hating on me just

cuz I ignored her. Wow, 100 viewers!

Finally back in the triple digits,

famous again.

Okay, so the plan is she will get lunch

and then we are gonna go for the hammer

massage.

Still no seat.

Yeah, can do if we can get a

Can we sit over there? What about over

there? No, it's chicken noodle. You don't

want chicken noodle?

Sit here. Yeah,

you sit over there.

Okay, sit with these strangers.

Where can I put my phone?

Where in Thailand are you? In Bangkok.

What? Finish? Finish? Why didn't

they tell us in the first place?

Oh, why didn't they say that? Finished

before we sat down.

What do you mean finished? It's only 4

o'clock. Yeah, finished, finished. No, no

have meat. No meat. The restaurant ran out

of food. Why does it smell like wings?

How can a restaurant run out of food?

Hold on.

Famous. Why is everything famous?

Okay,

not as famous as me.

Today is not going well.

Is he that actually his girlfriend? No,

I'm just following a random woman. Of

course it's my girlfriend. What? They

said, are you really my girlfriend? Why

not? Don't know. We're being silly today.

Actually, people being silly. Actually,

we just friends. Oh yeah.

What's with the silliness

You know the place you booked? Is it what?

What kind of place is it? Like, does it

look like this? Yeah, look like that.

Wow, 60 baht,

cheap. What? So cheap.

You want to eat here? I don't want to eat,

I already ate. I had spaghetti.

Do I have a Discord? Yep,

but it's only linked in one video. You

have to find the video to get the link.

Yeah, my battery Battery

bank is not charging my iPhone at all.

When we sit down, I'll be able to fix it

if we can find

a place to eat. What about down there?

What's down there?

Uh, music, go back. It's just

hot stone and foot.

You can hear Lady Gaga.

Not gonna let the big corporations steal

my ad revenue.

God, the hell's that? Is that a man or

That man looked naked. Oh, is it

Where is the massage place? Is it nearby?

Is it nearby? No, far from here. Far?

We should go there and eat there. No have

food at there. What? How far?

20 minutes. 20 minutes?

How? Train? How do we get

Oh my God, by taxi.

Yeah, 15 minutes.

Why don't you get a burger? I don't like

burger. You don't like burger? What?

How can

you not like burger? Why not? Don't like

burger? It's okay, but today I don't want

Okay.

Oh, I came here by myself, remember, last

It was my first stream in Thailand in

October, and I think I came here, and then

I bought that selfie stick.

I bought a selfie stick for my phone.

definitely.

Copyright claim me. Despacito copyright

claim PewDiePie.

Too much music. Yeah,

do you remember PewDiePie did a Despacito,

uh, cover?

I think they striked him or something.

I hate music.

A lot of Muslims here.

Taxi? You want to get a taxi to

the massage place? Yeah. Okay, fine,

but can you tell him don't play music?

Okay, thank you.

Taxi time.

Sai, tôi phải là có

tôi phải leo rác

rồi xuống phòng bếp xả hả? khi phải thuộc

sẽ biết hả? được rồi,

anh nghe được rồi, hay đù mẹ, đù mẹ.

How long does it take? 15 minutes. 15?

Okay.

Why did you hop in a taxi? Because the

massage place is far away.

Got a show outside the window.

Wait, we're going to Sukhumvit. Ah,

just nearly.

You must. Maybe ice is there.

Ice far away. Stay far away. I go too

hot today, right? Yeah.

I'm not sure. Maybe.

Ice finished already. Finish.

What? No, I don't

know. He said this week they'll find out.

This week you

were in the Arab area of Bangkok. Oh,

that's why there's so many Muslims.

There's an area here where everyone is

Muslim and Indian and like Sikh with

the turban. It's like stepping into a

different country.

What are you guys talking about?

Oh my God, you guys going on about

cheating again?

Daniel's creepy using filters. There's no

filters. This is a livestream. You can't

put filters on a livestream.

Maybe if you're using like a computer

program on a desktop, but not from a

phone.

My skin looks good,

like real life. My skin look good.

My skin does look really good.

When I met Ice, he he put the camera

really close to my face, and you could see

my skin. Yeah. You saw? He put the

camera right in my face. Don't worry. And

then you could see all my my blemishes.

He does that a lot. He got this camera

where you can zoom, and he was zooming

really close into Deepak's face. Because

you let him zoom in. He does it to

everyone. Why are you not? Cross your

face. Cross my face?

Yeah, I don't know. Say with him, don't do

that. Well, he already did it. It's too

late now. Just next time.

No more. If you don't want it, if you

don't want to do it, you have to say it

with your friend. I knew he was going to

do it because he always does it. I feel

like at least he didn't have his zoom

camera when I met him. It was zooming in

on Deepak's nostril, and you can like see

the pores on his face. There are people

outside. Yeah, but you never scare

me. Yeah, scare you every day. Never.

It's not that I'm scared. It's just Ice

snipes him.

What?

I can't snipe Ice and then start telling

him what to do. I shouldn't have sniped

him in the first place if I complain.

Why is the whole chat just like five

people talking about pier?

Oh, I came here before. It's near

Bamrunra in the. I was

being, I was being tennis

here. You did what? Tennis.

Tennis. Tennis.

Tennis. Yeah. What's that? Training.

Train. I'm training here. Oh, training.

Yeah.

How many

people look in you, watching you?

90. 90? Oh my God,

just 90. Yep, bye. Just 2

people. What?

What do you mean just two people?

There's ninety people.

Yeah. Not really. Why people like

to watching you? I don't know,

because I'm handsome. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I used to get 500. A hotel, right?

Where? I know.

Oh, Holiday Inn, right? Yeah,

when we first met. Yeah, yeah, they still

call it. And there's 7-Eleven.

Holiday. Holiday. Yeah,

long time ago. See how many days?

I think I booked it for 10 days.

10 days. And then we traveled around.

That time is terrible for me,

like homeless.

Mhm.

Yeah, stressful. Yeah, I know. Oh my God,

9 months ago,

I need Does

YouTube pay really support your life?

Well, yeah, no one else is. I mean,

nothing else is. I made,

I made $30 on Twitch and then $24 on Kick

and about $1,000 on YouTube.

How many money? How much money you can

make money from YouTube?

Depends how many views you get. It

depends. If you get lots of views, you

make lots of money. If you don't get many

views, don't get much money.

I used to make a lot of money, like

$2,000.

If you want more viewers, you have to be

fun, funny.

Really? I think I'm and laugh like

it.

Well, they used to think I was funny, and

then they got bored. I don't know why. My

viewers used to think I was funny because

you're fat, not funny. Yeah, that's that's

why it's funny. Yeah, because I was—

I would say silly stuff with a straight

face. You're not listening.

Yeah, that's my joke, that I'm bored all

the time, and then I do weird

stuff and I have a straight face. That was

my thing.

It's called Deadpan.

Maybe my thing was I would say dumb stuff

like, oh, love doll better than real

women. Oh, you love dolls? It's not real,

it's just like trolling.

And then people would think I was being

serious because I didn't have— yeah, a

face. Facial expression. Never one

know you trolling or lying or do the

real. I don't know.

It's called acting. I think ninety percent

is real.

Imagine thinking anything on my channel.

Yeah, right, right, okay. Finished. 60

baht. I gave you 1,000 baht. Can you

use that? I gave back to you. You gave it

back to me? Yeah. Really? Yeah.

I forgot.

I thought I got 15.

Finish.

Hey,

where's my bag? Weird. Oh, here.

Hold on.

So hard to get my phone back in the bag

Okay, um,

so the plan is I'm gonna get the hammer

massage and then she's gonna film it.

Hopefully does a good job and then we'll

get a million views on YouTube. ASMR

Okay, I'm not going to take my clothing

off. We have time, 1 hour maybe.

Okay, get some food. Yeah.

When I do the massage, do I have to take

off my shirt? I don't want to.

I don't want to take off my shirt.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I know. I

don't want to take off my clothing. I'm

shy. I don't

think you need to. I saw videos people

wearing clothing. Why don't you get a

sandwich? So you're Thai only? So how

much? Thirsty again.

It's probably expensive around here.

Yeah, this place is empty.

What's how much? How much?

There's no around here.

180 baht. Yeah. Oh my God, that should

be like 40 baht.

200 baht? That should be like a 50 baht

dish. They charge and they're playing

music. Let's go. That should be like a 50

baht meal, not 200.

If you ever come to Thailand, do not,

do not stay in Sukhumvit. It's a tourist

trap. Everything is super expensive.

Yeah, so that's why I say if you come to

Thailand, don't come here. You should stay

somewhere else.

But for some reason, every time people

come to Thailand, they stay in Sukhumvit.

Even me. Oh, it's raining.

Wow, look at these wires.

If something goes wrong, how do they fix

it? So confusing.

Korean Chinese restaurant.

Oh my God, you guys are so boring. Why are

you just chatting about rubbish? Can't you

chat about what I'm doing? The hell

is this chat?

I'm gonna have to ban all of you. Go back

to the Discord server and talk about this.

Why is my chat just full of people talking

about random girls?

What? Oh, cats.

Yeah, no, I don't want to go to another

cat cafe.

You're not doing anything? I never do

anything. Most of my streams are just me

in front of my computer, but usually

the chat's not like this. Usually the

chat's like asking me questions. The hell

is up with today? It's like This

is not what I regularly have as my chaat.

Well,

this is why I had lunch before we came

out, so this wouldn't happen,

because we're supposed to be doing the

Not trying to find food.

And the weather's getting kind of stormy.

It must be connected to that monsoon in

Japan. There's a big typhoon

coming to Japan. I think it's having some

kind of effect here as well.

Do something! We're going to the hammer

place, the massage.

Are you glad you aren't in Japan? Uh, I

don't really care about being in Japan

anymore. Japan's boring.

I watched Gary and Sam in Japan for a bit

and it's not really interesting.

Ice Poseidon's girlfriend said I seem

innocent and shy, but Really?

I'm not.

What's she trying to say?

She was saying I have this facade of being

like a sweet guy, but in reality

I'm not very sweet. Is that what just

Did you make up with Deepak? No, but it's

funny cuz they're all, they're all hating

on him on Ice's Discord. Like, they're

sharing video clips of him being a

scammer. What?

Uh, no, I don't have

any more coins. How much do you need?

Okay, 20 baht.

Are you sure you gave me the money back?

Okay, don't worry, I will trust you. Can

you check your bag? Because where is

it? I didn't

pay anything. Yeah, keep in the bag.

No, don't take. I don't see the change

because— where is it? I didn't use your

money. I keep back your 1,000 baht. I

thought you used the 1,000 baht. I don't

know, I'm confused. I thought I gave you

1,000 and then you didn't give it back.

I've only got 1,000.

We're going to be standing here for half

an hour getting food now.

We gotta go, it's raining.

Starting to rain a lot.

Well, I'm gonna stand over here. Oh my

God,

why does it just randomly rain all the

time?

Finish.

Okay,

lotion mask.

It's a

kind of chemical,

whole body.

Okay, my phone's getting wet.

I think my phone's waterproof, but I'm

scared it's gonna get in the charging

port. Oh my God,

it's raining.

What happened?

There's more going on in the chat than the

stream. I don't know what you guys are

talking about. Some girl I banged like

4 years ago.

Yeah, it's kind of funny how much Sam

Pepper's channeled that in. 2 million

subs. The guy didn't make a fan base at

all. Like, he was good at making viral

videos, but he didn't make a fan base or

community at all. I mean, look at

LeafyIsHere. That guy went viral like 4

years ago, but he's still got a massive

fan base.

Where do you want to eat?

Oh hey, homeless. How are you going? I

mean, what's it doing? I mean, how are

I saw you on the phone with Sam Pepper

when that Nick guy showed up. That Nick

guy looks crazy. I'm glad he didn't snipe

me when I was in Japan.

Is it this way?

You never met up with me? I was a bit

scared,

and then my girlfriend came to Japan, so I

had to end my streams.

That Nick guy looks like Onision. He looks

just like Onision. It's crazy how similar

he looks and sounds and speaks.

Same age as well, I think.

I don't know how to cross over. Over here.

Oh, why is this river— oh my God, it

smells like sewage. This water's black.

This water definitely has dead stuff in

it. The water's black.

What the hell is that?

That is the blackest water I've ever seen.

Yeah, it looks like oil is being created

from all the dead birds or whatever's in

there. They're creating,

um, fossil fuel.

That is completely black. That's crazy.

Oh my God, it's raining. Atom Clinic.

Oh my God, are we here?

Isn't it here?

Atom Clinic.

How long are you streaming today?

Probably like another 2 hours.

Between 1 and 2 hours. I want to

do this massage and film it for my second

channel. I'm making an ASMR massage

channel.

This place is weird.

Uh-oh,

this looks like someone's house.

Well, we have to go on the street to get

to it, not in this garden.

I want to make like an ASMR Channel like

give me a break, man made. You know, like

hair treatment, shaving,

but I don't have a beard. Ah, nè. Abu

Masah, nè. Ni phớt đi thì em. Cái nhũ

trong lúc đó là phải lấy máy lắp vào thì

nên dùng máy xài. Không phải. Nếu mình để

tòm. Ni tòm Abu Masah nha. À,

nếu máy máy này cháu dùng lại. Oh my God.

It's windy.

Storm's coming.

Homeless, did you see me snipe Ice? It was

funny. I snuck up on him.

That was the funniest thing the whole

And then he took me to his hotel and

grilled me about cheating.

It's kind of sad. That's like the most

exciting day of the whole year.

This year's been quite eventful.

When it rains, Bangkok does feel a bit

like Japan. I feel like there's Japan

vibes. You've what? Wrong GPS.

Wrong GPS? Yeah,

someone is like Go

to supermarket. Supermarket? What about

the massage place? Yeah, massage place.

Where is it? Oh my God, it's raining a

lot. How far are we? My phone's going to

get wet. I'll try

and cover the phone.

I'm getting wet. Can we walk

a bit faster?

Just a 5% increase.

This way? Oh my God.

Wait here.

She'll just ignore me and keep walking.

Whatever. Did she even sit?

She's not even stopping. Where are you

Oh, why does she go over there?

Oh, I'm gonna get soaked.

Go,

go, go. Oh.

How far is it? 100 meters.

Wait here for a bit. I'm gonna get soaked.

Oh my God, my phone's all wet.

Uh, we're trying to get to this massage

place. Oh, she's eating.

I'll stand over here then.

There's a lot of massage places, but they

don't have the hammer massage. They just

got like like a normal body massage.

So I saw a guy on YouTube make a video,

he got 3 million views doing this hammer

massage, so I got my GoPro to

film my video.

Will you go back to England?

I have to go back next June for my

sister's wedding, but I don't think I'll

go back for Christmas. I don't really want

to go back twice.

England's kind of boring. I'll just be in

my mom's house. No, I don't

think I'll go back for Christmas. It's too

expensive. Typhoon in

Japan now. It feels like typhoons here as

well. Why is it called a typhoon in Japan

but a monsoon in Thailand, and then a

hurricane in America, but in the UK is

called a storm. Why is there a different

word for every country? Isn't it the same

thing? Monsoon, typhoon, hurricane,

storm. What else is there?

I remember the typhoons in Japan were

really bad. You would have to like hide in

your house for the whole day and stock up

on food. And then everyone rushes to the

Family Mart to buy food, and all the food

is gone. And then the power goes out.

The power went out when I was there,

2018 typhoon,

and we were sitting in the darkness eating

Family Mart food.

People seem to dislike Deepak more now.

Yeah, but I don't think they'll forgive me

for saying imagine crying over your mom

dying. It's kind of hard to come back from

Deepak's a literal scammer though. He

works in a scam office scamming tourists.

So I don't know how they defend him or

support him.

Yeah, Deepak's boring. I don't get it.

Why is Kick pushing him so much? They gave

him a Kick deal.

I think he— I don't know how much you got

paid? Probably like a million. Kick is

pretty generous when they give people a

deal. Oh my God, it's raining really

heavily now.

The problem is Ice— Ice would think I'm

boring cuz I don't talk much,

so I'm not really good content for him.

Unless I do something crazy,

which I probably won't.

This is like ASMR rain.

ASMR rain.

The only thing ice can milk out of you is

cheating. Yeah, there's not really much