daniel's online therapy session

Testing. Deafened you, didn't I?

That's what you get for unsubscribing.

They think they're so clever because they

unsubscribe. Who's clever now?

Testing. Well, it's been

a long time since I did a stream, mainly

because I couldn't be bothered,

but I'm streaming today. Because I'm bored

and I haven't talked to anyone.

Wait, what's the title of this stream? It

should be Daniel's Therapy Session.

Oh, why does it say— oh wait, it does say

Daniel's online therapy session, doesn't

it? That's good.

Okay, let's see if we have any questions.

I opened stream, dislike, now I leave.

What's the point? I don't understand why

these people follow me just so they can

dislike and not even watch what I'm

making. It's just so stupid. Well,

the internet's full of stupid people, so

better get used to it.

Did I visit Tinder? I thought I got banned

on my main Tinder, so I created a new one

using my new phone number, and I have over

30 matches in my local area, which is

pretty good. Unfortunately, they want me

to pay to be able to see who liked me,

and I don't want to pay on a second Tinder

account. Account. Luckily,

my main Tinder account has not been

banned. They just wouldn't let me log in

for a bit for some reason.

Your chat always lags behind. Oh, thank

you, Nico. It's very generous.

Hello to you too.

Am I okay, Daniel? Seemed a bit sad these

days. To be honest, I haven't been doing

very well mentally. I feel very angry. I

feel lonely. I feel like

everything's pointless and don't really

enjoy what I do, to be honest. The

enjoyment of making videos have— has kind

of been sucked dry because everyone's just

so negative all the time. It doesn't

matter what I make, everyone just seems to

complain about it and get a bit fed

up with it, to be honest.

But the show must go on.

I made, I made 2 new videos today.

I think the first one's quite good and the

second one's quite good, so that means I

don't have to make any videos for the rest

of the week. Which is nice. Why did I

hide my sub count? Okay, that's something

else that I've been thinking about. It's

because, well, it's pretty obvious. My

subs have been going down ever since the

Turkish girl stuff happened. Lost about

500 in total, and it keeps going down.

And I'm kind of sick of people celebrating

it and cheering because my subs are going

down. So I decided to hide the subs count

number so they can fuck off celebrating my

subs going down. Oh, thank you, T-pop

Fever. Am I horny? Not right now.

Yeah, I just don't see the point of having

my subs visible, and I got fed up with

people cheering because it was going down,

so they can all piss off and

I'll just keep it private until it goes

back up. Which might not ever happen

because I just seem to be stuck in a rut

where people either getting fed up with me

or they're getting irritated with me and

they're just unsubbing, and I'm barely

gaining any new ones to replace them. The

algorithm's not pushing anything of mine

out anymore. Maybe,

maybe my ideas just aren't interesting

enough. So yeah, it's just

like a big downward spiral of me trying to

make drama and content, people hating me

because of it, then unsubbing, and then me

feeling depressed and not wanting to make

anything. It's just like, oh, I wish I

could quit sometimes.

Oh, thank you, Bowser.

I hope your YouTube account is terminated.

Yeah, sometimes I wish it would get

terminated too, then I wouldn't have to

worry about it, wouldn't I?

I hope your YouTube account is terminated.

It's not a big problem really, if you look

at the grand scheme of things. I've lost

more subs before. For example, the black

women video made me lose nearly 1,000

subs. But at that time my channel was

still growing a lot, so I didn't really

notice it. I got a lot of new subs to

replace them. But my channel has just kind

of stagnated now and it's barely growing.

I don't really know what to do about it.

The only stuff that gets views is the

drama stuff, but that's the stuff that

gets people to hate me. So it's either

make drama and then lose subs or don't

make drama and then get no views, so I'm

in between a rock and a hard place.

It's a bit stressful. Yes, it is.

Well, what can I do? We had a good run.

Oh, thank you, Jack McIver. Forget the

haters. Always here if you need to talk.

I just don't understand why everything

went downhill after the Turkish girl

incident. Was the Turkish girl incident

really so bad? All I said was she was

boring and I didn't feel attracted to her,

and then everyone started getting their

knickers in a twist and unsubscribing.

Boo-hoo, the Turkish girl. What a poor

innocent angel.

Every single time this happens, everyone

takes the girl's side. This same thing

happened with Tomoko. I remember it's

pretty much the same as the Tomoko

incident where I said she was ugly and old

and she smelled, but we still had sex.

Everyone was hating on me, saying I used

her and I emotionally manipulated her

and this and that, and they all supported

her. Every time the girl gets all of the

support just because I say something

slightly negative. Why?

And then they say the reason why is

because I slept with her and then said

something bad. Why is that such a bad

thing? Who cares?

I hate the whole line, you used her. She

used me. We both had sex. We both

gained pleasure from the sex. We used each

other. Why is it always the guy that's

using the girl as if he's this monster

raiding some kind of food shop?

People have this backwards way of thinking

when it comes to sex and genders. If it

was a guy, Bet you anything no one would

care. They would say, oh, he— they

wouldn't start saying, oh, he used that

guy. But if it's a girl, oh no, she got

used. This makes me sick, really.

Or just biased towards females when it

comes to sex.

Yeah, I used her, but she used me as well.

But no one cares because she can do no

wrong and I'm all wrong. Everything I said

is completely wrong. I'm the villain, the

evil guy. Stupid.

And then people will start unsubbing

because of it, and they'll probably start

unsubbing again now.

Well, if having sex is such a crime, lock

And why are people surprised anyways?

It's not like it's the first time I had

sex with a girl who I didn't feel

attracted to. Pretty much all of my exes

would fall into that category then. I

don't think I've ever had sex with a girl

that I did feel attracted to. Maybe one

out of all of them.

If I never had sex with anyone who I

didn't feel attracted to, then I'd still

be a virgin. Yeah.

Unfortunately, I don't have the luxury of

being fussy.

Do I look like the type of guy who has the

luxury of being able to have sex with

people he's attracted to? No,

maybe in some kind of magical universe I

am, but not in this one.

You should never have cereal with people

you're not attracted to. But why? I don't

understand. What's the big deal?

Still feels good. I feel good. She feels

good. We both win.

Does it really matter if we're not

attracted to each other?

I don't know why people are overreacting.

I doubt she wins something. She got

If she didn't want to do it and there was

nothing in it for her, then why did she

agree to doing it in the first place?

Obviously she wanted to do it, and

obviously there was something in it for

her. That's why she agreed to doing it in

the first place. If there's absolutely no

gain or benefit for her doing it, then why

would she agree to doing it?

They liked you, they wanted a

relationship, you used them for sex.

Well, I didn't like them, I didn't want a

relationship, but I still wanted sex.

What is so wrong with that?

They liked you. They wanted a

relationship. You just used it for sex.

Okay, imagine if it was a guy. Let's say

I'm gay, and then I said I met with a guy,

but he was boring and I ignored him, and

he was upset and he started crying because

he wanted a relationship. Would you guys

have the same reaction? If he was the guy?

You wouldn't. It's just because she's a

girl. And if I was the girl and she was

the guy, you would all be saying, oh,

poor Daniela got ignored. I mean,

he got used by that Turkish guy. You'd be

all on my side, but it's just because I'm

the guy, you're all on her side. You're

so— I don't even know what that is.

You know what I mean. You're all

brainwashed and you don't see it by

society. You're brainwashed into thinking

that it's always the guy who's the user

and the girl is the precious innocent

flower. You're being brainwashed, and I'm

trying to tell you, but you're not

listening. And people are just unsubbing

because they can't accept the truth that

I'm telling them. They refuse to see the

truth, and they're so brainwashed that

even when someone tells them how it is,

they get upset instead of maybe thinking

that maybe what he's saying does kind of

make sense. But nooooo!

Daniel's the evil guy all the time.

Nothing he says ever makes sense.

No one cares if I got used, did they?

No one cares when I got used, when Tomoko

tricked, deceived me. No one said

poor Daniel got catfished. They just

laughed at me, said, haha, look at Daniel

got catfished. What a loser. He should

have webcammed her on Skype. You believed

in, you're at fault. Thank you,

P Monster. I need to calm down.

Daniel's never the victim, is he? It's not

like Daniel ever gets used by anyone.

It's always me who's selfish, isn't it?

According to the people,

Tomoko used me, and then did anyone Rush

defending my cause? No, the majority of

people all thought she was the victim,

didn't they? I remember it well.

Oh, thank you, aaaaaaaaaaaaaa. If I send

you 1K now, will I visit— what? I didn't

catch the end. I was too slow.

Will you visit an active war zone? No,

not for 1,000.

And then people keep repeating the same

line over and over again. All you wanted

was sex. No, I want a serious

relationship. I want to find the one. I'm

looking for love. But if I meet a girl and

I don't think she's the one, doesn't mean

I still don't want to have sex with her.

And if she agrees to it, what's the

problem? It's not like I forced her to.

I get so angry recently just

over how biased people are when it comes

to genders. You know, everyone complains

about gender inequality and how women are

oppressed, but men are the one who get all

the shit when everything goes wrong,

especially when it comes to sex. Always

the man that's to blame, and it's always

the man that's the idiot. It's always the

woman that's right. Come to Kawasaki,

I'll help in your transition back. Oh,

thank you, Angelica Pickles and Tony

Pieri.

It's always the man that's the villain.

Villain? The villain.

Us men, we have to stick together. We're

being abused and we don't even— people

don't even notice it.

We get sent to wars, we get sent to the

coal mines.

It's tough being a man. If I was a woman,

bet you would all love me, wouldn't you?

I bet I'd have— look at Lovely Kelly's,

that stupid woman in Japan, she has 140k

subs. Oh, everyone loves her. Bet if I was

a woman, I would have 140k subs.

Because I could do no wrong then.

No one would ever think I'm wrong because

I have a vagina in between my legs.

Daniel, the abuser, loser of subs.

Men always have the shit end of the stick.

Look at Maurena in Japan talking about

getting dicks in Japan. Does everyone ever

call her a user? Does anyone ever say that

she used that poor Japanese guy?

No. Why is it always the man that's using

people? Women use people as well.

Thank you, clone guy. I need to calm down.

Will you do a fan meetup in Comic-Con

London? No, I'm not doing

fan meetups. I'm sorry.

I just wish I was a woman sometimes, and

then I want to see what would happen,

see if I get the same reaction based on

what I say.

Because I swear, if I was a girl, I

wouldn't get all this negative backlash.

Everyone say, oh, she's so cute and pure,

looking for her prince. Oh, thank you,

Lavante. So yeah, that's the reason why

I hid the sub count. Sorry, I had to rant

about it because I'm just very touchy

about this subject. Yeah, I have a dick

and I have urges, natural urges

that must be quenched.

Don't want a ladyboy. Don't like penises.

And the subs won't ever be public again

at this rate because I just don't see my

subs going up ever again.

Look, I've already lost 10 just from this

stream. It's like everything—

every time I say anything, I lose a

handful of subs just

because people don't like what I'm saying.

So what am I supposed to do? How can I

tell? How can I only say things that

people gonna like? I can't not ever say

something that people won't like, can I?

Also, another extremely depressing thing.

I just checked in on Zach Choi's channel.

Bloody hell, he has 1.2 million subs now.

I can't believe it.

Unbelievable. All he does is sit there

eating fried chicken. He used

to have about 2k subs when he was spamming

my comment section when I was blowing up,

and then all of a sudden he blew up and

continues blowing up, and it's like no one

ever gets sick of his content even though

every single time it's exactly the same.

He's just eating food. It's just a

different kind of food. This bloody Asian

guy who just sits there eating food and he

doesn't even say anything. And he gets

hundreds of thousands of views. You look

on his Social Blade, he gets 1.4 million

views every day. Do you know how much

money that is? That's like $50K a month

easily. Am I jealous?

You're damn right I'm jealous. So I bust

my nuts trying to think of content, and he

just sits there with his smug face

stuffing it and gets half a million views

every time. And it's so stupid.

He's just eating food and people love

And I'd think I thought maybe after a

couple months, or maybe his explosive

growth will slow down a bit and people get

bored and his channel will, you know,

come down to reasonable levels. But no!

He's still getting viral hits all the

time. Every single video, half a million

views. It's absolutely nuts, and I'm

just against it. It's wrong.

What makes him so special? Look at poor

BenDeen. BenDeen does pretty much the same

thing. BenDeen doesn't get half a million

views every time. He overtook BenDeen in

a couple of months.

Try doing mukbangs. No, I don't want to do

mukbangs because they're so lame, so

stupid, sitting there eating food.

And then everyone in the comments going,

oh wow, I love your content, Zack. Oh, I

loved the bit when you chewed it and made

a disgusting gulping sound.

That's basically the whole video, all his

content. So annoying.

Some of us, we put effort and we try and

create creative stuff. And then you get

these idiots who just make basically the

same thing every single time, and the

algorithm awards them.

Makes me sick. Hope YouTube does go

down. Because they're

likable? How can he be likable? He doesn't

say anything! People don't even know what

he's like because he never even Bakes! No

one knows anything about his personality

apart from he likes crispy fried chicken.

Oh, thank you, Strawberry Degenerate.

Ugh, get another big YouTuber to do an

expose video. Even that doesn't work.

Elvis the Alien made a video on me, 1

million views. Did it make my channel

grow? Yeah, by about 2k subs, which is

I hate those food channels so much.

I can't stand them. I hate those

ASMR channels. Not because I hate ASMR,

not because I hate Zach, not because I

hate BenDeen, because I hate the idiots

who like it, and I hate how popular it is

when it's so stupid.

Oh. God,

why?

It's so boring. It's just a guy eating

food. How is that interesting? How are 1.2

million people that boring that they think

that's interesting content? I don't get

it. Don't get it.

I don't get it.

1.2 million subs. He has

130 million channel views. He's gonna

overtake Chris Broad.

He's already overtaken BenDeen. He's gonna

overtake TerryTV as well.

His growth is just nuts. It's just unfair.

And if his content was amazing, like

amazing content, then I'd say

congratulations, well done, you deserve

it. But no, he doesn't deserve it.

His content is shit.

I spit on his content.

His content is garbage.

It's like just terrible.

Can't even call it content. It's like

going to someone's house during dinner

time and filming them. I hate

Zach— no, I hate that genre,

that category. Well, well done to him.

Well done, Zach. Latched onto a

good category full of morons.

Time to go back to the petrol station.

No, I'll never go back. Stop ranting. I'm

nearly done ranting. This is

my therapy session. This is what I'd be

ranting about if I went to a therapist.

Wouldn't it be funny if I went to a

professional therapist? So Daniel, what's

troubling you in life? This Asian guy

called Zach Choi has 1.2 million

subs for eating chicken. I hate him. What

would she say? What advice could

she give me? Petrol station. No,

I'm never going back to the petrol

station.

So Daniel, what's your problems in life?

People on the internet hate me, and I

hate them too. I don't think a therapist

would even know how to deal with that

unless she's qualified in social media

and YouTubers having mental breakdowns.

I'm sure that there's, there's going to be

therapists in America or something who are

starting to specialize in personalities,

online personalities and YouTubers having

mental breakdowns because, you know,

it's not easy, um, being criticized

and judged by thousands of people every

day. It's not normal. It's not normal.

It's weird.

Oh, my mommy's back.

Who's worse, Zach Choi or Ben Deen? I used

to hate Ben Deen for the same reason, but

now I feel sorry for the guy because he's

not getting that great views. Like, he's

even struggling to get 100K now, and I

don't get it because he does pretty much

the exact same as Zach Choi. He just

speaks. The only difference is BenDeen

actually talks, so he has a personality,

unlike Zach, who just looks like a robot.

I feel sorry for Ben now. I'm on his side.

I'm Team Ben. F Zach Troy.

I want Ben to win. Sub to BenDeen.

He's my bro. We need to stand together.

Zach Choi is basically Ben Dean but

without talking and with ASMR in every

single title. And he wears headphones,

earphones. I don't know why. What's he

listening to? Is he listening to the

sounds of his own chewing? Oh, thank you,

that person. Wait, I didn't see it. It's

not on the thingamajig.

Thank you, Koala,

very much.

Zach is pretty entertaining. How is it

entertaining?

He's not doing anything.

He just chews loudly. His skill, his

talent, his rise to fame is because He

chews loudly and he looks

like he's enjoying the food. Well, if

that's what it's come to, you leave me no

choice. I have chocolate.

You like that?

You like that?

Give me 1.2 million subs, please. Look, I

can do it too.

Can I have 1.2 million subs, please?

I'm— I can do Jack Troy.

It's disgusting.

I don't know why people like it.

Oh, thank you, Misty. I subbed you again

after I unsubbed you. Why are you so

cruel? Are you trying to abuse

me emotionally? People just trying to

bully me now because they know I care

about subs. Look, I lost 17 subs now

thanks to this stream.

I subbed you again after I unsubbed you.

You meanie.

First step is to look like a K-pop star.

Do you think it's because he looks like a

K-pop star? He's not even Korean.

I don't know, actually. Is Choi— Choi is a

Korean name, isn't it? Zach is not. I

thought he was Chinese. Well, if he's

Korean, speak some Korean. Prove it.

I think he's just a phony. I think the

reason why he doesn't speak is because if

he spoke, people realize he has a thick

Texas Texan accent and he's not Korean,

and that will ruin all the magic. If he

was a fat balding white guy, do you think

he'd be as popular?

He's just pretending to be Korean.

I can pretend to be Korean. Look, I'll do

a Korean hairstyle. It's called the Mr.

Spock.

It's not working. I think

I messed up my hair with that clip.

Look, I'm Korean now. They all have the

exact same hairstyle, don't they? If you

watch one of those ask a Korean interview,

street interview things on Asian Boss

where it's a bunch of Korean guys and they

interview about 10 Korean guys, they all

look— they have the exact same hairstyle.

You start skipping through the video,

it's all exactly the same. The only

difference is they might have different

colors. Some of them might have dyed it.

It's not racist saying that they have the

same hair color. I mean hairstyle.

Hairstyle, they voluntarily chose that

hairstyle because that's what's trending.

But when they all have the same hairstyle,

it just looks stupid. If everyone has

the same hairstyle, it would look kind of

ridiculous. Oh, my gum's bleeding.

It's just weird why they all want to have

the same hairstyle. I'd feel embarrassed.

I don't want to look like everyone else.

I want to be unique. I'm special.

You know why I always chose Druid in World

of Warcraft because Druids sucked and no

one wanted to be— no one wanted to be a

Druid. Everyone was a Hunter or a Rogue

because they were so powerful, but I

didn't want to be another one of the 1

billion Rogues and Hunters. I wanted to

stand out from the crowd. I was a male

Troll. I mean, wait, I was a male

Troll Shaman, and I was also a Feral

Druid. Night elf, and I was the only druid

because no one else played them, and I was

the only male troll whatever because they

were ugly and everyone hated them. And I

felt special because I was the only one of

my kind, not like the rest of the sheep

rogues and hunters. Oh, thank you,

Christian Gunnar Larsson.

What a loser. He's that guy who keeps

stalking me. My nuts,

G-U-N-A-R, Lars, and you know what to do.

Do you know what they're doing now on that

subreddit? They have photoshopped or faked

somehow my Patreon main page,

and they've made it to say this. Do you

want me to read it out? Look what they've

done. They've— I don't know how they've

done it, but they've edited my Patreon

page, and I checked it, so I haven't been

hacked. If you look at my official

Patreon, which is

patreon.com/hidingmyroom, you'll see it's

unchanged. But on this picture, they've

said— they've changed

the introduction text to: Sup

plebs, I created this Patreon for you, my

lovely fans. I'll make it as simple as

possible. I'll use this stupid site to get

more money out of your pocket since

YouTube views and subs are going down.

This is how it works: you give money, I

give private photos of my ex-girlfriend.

Girlfriends and tapes where you see me

play with my Mandingo. And you can also

watch my previous boring livestreams where

I brag and roast my subs, watch my CCTV

like a retard, and beg for superchats. I

did not write that, and I do

not sell private nudes and videos.

It's all fake. And then on the subreddit,

they're saying, isn't this illegal? Yeah,

but it's fake. It's not what's written on

my Patreon. And then they

put my goal to 50, 50 patron

goal Turkish girl nudes. I don't have her

nudes and I wouldn't sell, I wouldn't sell

them.

And then they're also reporting me to spa

for jizzing in food, which I've never

done. I said I jizzed in the toilet during

my break. I didn't Jizz in the food. How

would I jizz in the food? I'd have to do

it in the kitchen and then they would see

me doing it. Or I could sneak food into

the toilet and then jizz in it, but I

never did that. And the petrol station was

bought out by a different company, so it's

not even Spar anymore. So the joke's on

them.

My mum's saying something.

What? Don't know what she said.

So now they're just making stuff up. At

first they were at least getting

recordings and screenshots of stuff I

actually said, but now they've resorted

to just making stuff up.

And it's just unfair how they are allowed

to do that, how they can just make stuff

up about me and try and get people to turn

against me by my— by making up rubbish and

not even providing proof that it happened.

And then there's gonna be people who just

believe it, who are gullible. And will

think anything's true.

And I can't do anything. I've reported it,

but Reddit won't do anything. They just

said, we'll look into it and get back to

you. But that was 4 months ago, and they

haven't gotten back to me. I can't reply

on, on the subreddit because they banned

me, so I can't tell people that stuff's

fake or not. So basically

what they're trying to do is literally

slander, defamation, or is it libel?

They're saying stuff about me that's not

even true to destroy my reputation,

destroy my channel, and to have

a negative impact on my income.

That is against the law in most countries.

But there's nothing I can do about it

because I'm not gonna spend all this money

on lawyers, and I

don't even know if I would win the case.

I don't know if there's enough proof

against them or if I'd have a case against

them. And even if I do win the case and

they had to take it down, they'd just make

a new one and start it again.

I think these people should have, have to

be held accountable for what they do on

the internet. They can't just make stuff

like this and try and bring people down

just because they don't like them. You

know, at the end of this, at the day,

this is my livelihood and it's my

business. It is a business.

Imagine if there was some shop down the

road called Bob's Tackle and And then I

hated Bob for some reason. I made a

subreddit saying Bob's Tackle is run by a

pedo child molester. He's disgusting. And

I made up all this crap so he loses

customers. I'd get in trouble, wouldn't I,

for trying to damage his business like

that? They should get in trouble

as well. They should think about what

they're doing because they think I'm a

terrible person. And yeah, okay, I'm not

the best Charlie's Angel. I'm not Mr.

Joseph, Mary, and Jesus. I do bad things.

But what they're doing is 100 times

worse than anything I've ever done. I

haven't tried to maliciously bring down

someone's business and livelihood, have I?

I haven't doxxed anyone's address, have I?

I haven't stalked anyone on the internet

and tried to rally people against them,

have I? That's just pathetically cowardly

behavior.

But what can I do about it? I can't. If I

bring attention to it, then they'll just

gain more publicity, and then more people

who hate me will join their ranks, which

would make the situation even worse.

It is a business because I make money off

it. Anything that you make money from is a

business. You could be selling— you could

be selling your armpit hair shavings.

That would be a business. It doesn't

matter if you think what I do to make—

doesn't matter if you think what the

person does to make the money is stupid or

not. If it's making money, then it's a

And yeah, I'm still sick. That's why my

voice sounds croaky and I keep making

disgusting sounds. I bet you

anything if Zach Choi got sick, he'd make

an I'm sick ASMR disgusting no snorting no

talking watch me hock up phlegm video,

and that would get 1 million views,

wouldn't it? They want to go, oh, I love

you, Zack. Oh, that phlegm sounded so

delicious coming out of your nostrils.

Give me 1.2 million, please.

Yeah, I've still got the Turkish girl's

sickness. Who else did I get it from? She

was sick. She kept kissing me. Maybe one

of the reasons why I didn't want to kiss

her was because she was Um,

I decided to keep the laptop, which is

kind of funny because I packed it all up

in the box and I was gonna return it, but

the delivery people didn't show up, so I

cancelled the return. And now I've hooked

it up to my second monitor and I watch

YouTube on it whilst I play Rainbow Six,

so It's pretty good, not too bad.

And, um, I also ordered a Samsung S10

Plus, which is coming in a couple days.

Quite excited about that. I got it really,

really cheap because it's locked to O2.

Isn't it amazing? People— the, the phone

loses so much value just because it's

locked. I don't really care if it's locked

to O2, I'll just get an O2 SIM. Not a big

deal. Only cost £500. Do you know

how much an S10+ costs new? £1,000.

I got it half price and it's— it says good

condition, so it's practically new. It's

just locked.

So what I'll do is I'll put my Japanese

SIM back into my iPhone and I'll put this

SIM into the S10+ and the S10+

will be my main phone and for streaming if

I go out somewhere and for making videos,

and my iPhone would just be like my shit

secondary phone that I use if I'm

streaming. And then my LG— I

don't know what to do with the LG. I don't

really need it anymore.

I guess I can retire it into the drawer

of retirement, or I could sell it. It has

special nudes on it.

Oh, oh, if my phones got stolen, I'd be in

so much trouble because I have all these

nudes on them and it's all unlocked. I

should really lock it somehow.

Oh, if someone found my SD card, my new

one, this one's full of dangerous

information. I really should encrypt it

somehow, but I just don't know how to do

it.

Do a phone unboxing.

Um, yeah, I'll do it on— I mean, I'll do

it when it comes. It's not coming on— I

don't know why it's a secret when it's

coming. What if someone steals it?

Hopefully it will come on Friday, then

I'll do unboxing. And I'll do a review,

iPhone X versus the S10 Plus. Maybe

that'll get me some views.

So if I have the S10 Plus for wide angle,

I don't really need the GoPro. So I need

to sell the GoPro. And I want to sell my

Switch. Someone offered me either a

MacBook Pro 2010 version,

or a PS4, or an iPod 6th generation.

For my Switch. Which one should I choose?

Or £200. I'm never gonna

use the Switch. I don't think I'll ever

use it because Switch games suck. I don't

like Nintendo.

I wanna sell my Switch and my GoPro.

Not sure which one to choose. Yeah,

I think I'll just take the £200.

Really regret buying the Switch, and I

bought a whole bunch of games on it and

never even played them. I bought Prison

Architect, Skyline SimCity thing,

Crash Bandicoot, Rush— no, V-Rally,

Super Smash Bros. Never played any of

them for more than 10 minutes. The only

game I liked was Mario Kart, but it's

boring now. And I finished Zelda,

and there's nothing else on it that looks

interesting. They should put Rainbow Six

on it, that would be funny.

But the thing is, yeah, my dad helped me

customize it, so I don't know.

If I want to really sell it or not.

We spent hours and hours trying to fix it.

He kept, he kept putting it together and

then the buttons weren't aligned properly,

so they weren't clicking. Then he'd have

to take it all apart again, put it all

back together again. They still weren't

aligned. He took it apart, put it back

together again about 4 times in total.

And then he accidentally pulled out one of

the wires that was connected to the

circuit board, and we had this little mic—

my magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers

to poke the wire back into the hole. Took

us ages.

The last little project me and my dad did.

It was a nice bonding moment, I guess.

I'll buy your iPhone. How much do you

think I can get for it? It's It's very

good. It's in very good condition.

There's only a tiny little scratch that

you can't see. It's about this long. It's

about an inch long scratch

that you can't see unless you angle it in

the light. If you just— if you're just

using it, you can't see it. But apart from

that, it's almost in perfect condition.

256 gigabyte storage. Cost me

a thousand. Do you think I can get five

hundred for it? Oh, I can get five hundred

for the iPhone and two hundred for the

Switch and then three hundred for the

GoPro. That'd be a thousand.

Oh, thank you. Measure twice. Keep it

since your dad worked on it. But it just

seems like a waste of money if I never use

Okay, I'll keep it. I really

want to like it. It's a cool device.

Look, it's a cool little device, it's like

a massive phone. Hello, hello.

But the games just suck. Nintendo games

suck. I don't know how people like

Nintendo unless you're a 10-year-old.

All the characters look so babyish. I hate

Mario, he's so ugly. His fat round nose

and his moustache, he looks like an idiot.

I don't know how Mario became more popular

than Sonic. Remember when Sonic and Mario

were rivals? I was a Sonic

guy.

I'm Team Sonic. You finished

Zelda? Yeah, I guess Zelda is the only

game that I like the art style of.

Doesn't look too babyish.

Hate that green dragon and,

and all the Pokémon.

And I hate that Splatoon game, looks so

That sweater is so old, it's my dad's. My

dad used to wear it. Do you

like it?

Makes me look manly and sexy, I think.

Why am I swallowing so frequently?

Because I'm sick.

What do I think of the Game of Thrones

Ahem. I like it. I saw episode 4

yesterday. It was pretty good. It's much

better than episode 3. It was way more

intense than that entire shitty battle

at Winterfell where you couldn't even see

anything. Episode 4 was way more intense.

The scene with Bronn was great. I loved it

when he just casually walks in and Tyrion

and Jaime, they don't even notice. That,

that he's pointing a crossbow at them.

They're just like, oh, hey Bronn, how'd

you know we were here? What are you doing

here? And then they don't even realize

that he's threatening

to kill them until he punches Tyrion in

the nose. That was a great scene. And then

Jaime stands up as if Jaime's gonna stop

Bronn. Jaime couldn't even beat Bronn if

Bronn didn't have the crossbow. He only

has one hand. Bronn would destroy Jaime

in an unarmed fight. It'll be interesting

to see Jaime when he had 2 hands sword

fight Bronn. Who would win? Because Jaime

was supposed to be one of the best sword

fighters before he lost his hand. But you

never actually got to see him fight anyone

properly. He fought Brienne, but he was

chained up and he was tired, so it wasn't

really a fair fight. It's so annoying when

they have these legendary sword fighters,

you never get to see them in proper

action. Even that Selmy what's-his-face,

the leader of the city knights,

Kingsguard, Selmy Barristan or something,

he was supposed to be the best sword

fighter in Westeros and he never even

fought anyone apart from those Golden

Sun Face people and then he gets killed.

He didn't even fight anyone one-to-one,

so you never even got to see how great he

was. Such a shame.

I would have loved to have seen— I like

the Jaime versus Ned duel. That was pretty

good until the guards ruined it. I think

Ned had the upper hand.

Oh, and then the second dragon gets shot

down So dragons aren't really that

great when your enemy has 100 massive

crossbows that shoot huge spears.

So I don't really know how Cersei is gonna

get defeated now. She basically has the

upper hand. She has her entire Lannister

army, which is untouched, full strength.

She has the Golden Company, full strength.

She has Euron's fleet, full strength.

And then she has all of the massive

crossbows. The good guys, they have one

dragon now, no Dothraki, hardly any

Unsullied. How are they gonna beat Cersei

now? Seriously, they are effed.

And I think the entire Night King thing

was just a plot device so they can make

Daenerys and company weaker, to make it

intense, to make Cersei really strong and

to be feared, because before the Night

King happened, Daenerys was way stronger.

She had 3 dragons, 100,000 Dothraki, all

the Unsullied. She would have destroyed

Cersei, and Cersei wouldn't have been a

very good villain if she looked weak. A

scary good villain has to be really strong

so it looks like the heroes have no chance

of winning. Otherwise, it'd be boring.

Oh, thank you, memelord.

No, I got reports that he was a spy,

so he's been banned. I'm very sorry.

We're on a very tight lockdown on the

Discord server. We're not letting new

people in unless we can trust them or

unless they pay money.

Also, another stupid scene on Game of

Thrones was at the end when Daenerys and

all their forces, or what's remaining of

them, they march down to King's Landing

and they all stand outside the gates and

Cersei's on the wall and they demand

Cersei surrender. Why?

Did they honestly think Cersei was gonna

surrender when she has the upper hand?

How stupid can they be? And why didn't

Cersei just shoot them all right there?

With her archers and her crossbow things.

The dragon, the last remaining dragon,

was just stood there in the open.

She could have just aimed all her

crossbows at it and killed it. Get it over

and done with. Cersei doesn't have any

morals. Why did she hesitate? Why did she

not just shoot everyone right there on the

spot? And then she wouldn't have any

problems later on. Daenerys looks

so pissed. If I was Daenerys, I'd say fuck

it and then napalm the entire King's

Landing. Who cares if all those people

die? Stuff them.

Yeah, quite a good episode. Dragons seem

to be pretty useless now that they have

Crossbow cannon things.

So what did you think of it?

Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh yeah, yeah,

that's a good point. Yeah, I thought that

too. Well, well,

it's very fascinating to hear your side of

the story.

The Turkish girl said I have small and

stinky peepee. Well, if it was so small,

how did it make her bleed? I think the

fact that I made her bleed is a good sign

that I'm not small.

She couldn't handle it. My 6 inches.

It's too much.

Am I lonely? Yeah, yesterday I was pretty

lonely. I had a cry. I got a bit desperate

and I messaged my wife. She said she's not

angry. She said she still hasn't given—

sent back the divorce papers. I said— I

asked her why. She said because she's

busy. And then I said, I thought you

weren't working. And then she said, I am

working. Now that I'm alone, I have double

the bills to pay. Not sure why she said

that. It's like she's trying to get

sympathy.

Doesn't take long to just go down to the

town hall and then hand in a piece of

paper. Take half an hour.

Or you could post it. How long has it been

since I sent back the divorce paper? When

did I send it back? Let me check.

It was ages ago.

How— how has she still not done it? What

is she waiting for? If she's not gonna sue

me, just hand it in.

Unless you want to get back with me, then

we can have discussions. Should I get back

with my wife? Oh, thank you, Christian.

All you ladies out there, Dan is hung like

a horse. A 6-inch horse.

Maybe a pony.

All you ladies out there, Dan is hung like

a horse. Going to get my divorce papers,

28th of March, and I posted them the next

day. The end of March, so April,

so it's been about a month and a half

since she got them.

Would I go back to my wife? I had a big

long think about it, and I was watching

all of our videos together on YouTube,

and I felt kind of sad. Had a nice place,

had a nice thing, didn't I? Right now I

don't really see the benefits of

separating from her. What have I gained?

Gained the ability to have hookups with

random girls, which isn't that great. It

was okay. I don't think it's worth

separating from my wife yet.

What else did I gain? Well,

now I can talk about anything I want to on

streams, I guess. That's kind of nice.

Don't have to worry about being scolded

Which is nice.

But I feel as though I lost more than I

gained. You know, I lost the nice

apartment, I lost being independent.

Now I'm just back to living with my mum.

I'm just like another— just like a boy

again, basically. My mum cooks all my

meals, she does my laundry. I don't feel

like a grown-up. When I was in Japan, I

felt like a grown-up. Like a proper adult.

I was in Japan, living in Japan, had a

wife, had my own place. That sounds cool.

Now I live with my mum.

That sounds lame. So I need

to find a new wife so I

can sound cool again.

No bills to pay. Yeah, that is nice.

Don't have to pay bills.

I've got a huge garden, which is nice

to play football in. Big house. Got a

piano. I've got a cat that hates me.

Big kitchen.

It'll be my house soon.

And then someone asked me, if your mum

died and you and your sister got the

house, what would you do? And I said, we

would just share the house. She would live

in London, I would live here, and she

would come down occasionally. And then

some idiot said, um, I don't think your

sister would be happy with that. I think

she'd rather have the money than have a

house that she never goes to just so her

disabled brother can live in it. Um,

excuse me, I think this house has

sentimental value to both of us that's

worth more than half a million. This is

our dad's house that he built with his

bare hands. His remains are buried in the

garden. I think that we can both agree

that we don't want to sell the house.

This house has more value to me

emotionally and sentimentally than 500k.

I'd rather have the house, to be honest.

So what would happen is my sister would be

in London, she'll get her own place

eventually, and I'll be all alone in this

house just like my granddad. It's like

this cycle. Gone full cycle.

My granddad was here all by himself. His

wife left him, his kids hated him, and he

was just stuck here all by himself, all

alone. That's gonna be me.

I'm gonna be my granddad.

I need to get a dog and a wife.

I need to make babies. I need to continue

No, the 500k is half, so in total

1 million. No, we can't sell the

house. It'll be weird having a bunch of

strangers living here. This is the Lord

family house built by my granddad.

No one else has ever lived here outside of

our family. Before my granddad, it was

just a triangle piece of land with nothing

on it. My sister said to

me she doesn't want to sell, but she

wouldn't want to live here. So she

definitely doesn't want to live here.

That means it's mine.

I'm not looking too shabby now, am I, to

the ladies? Wait until I have a

million-pound house under my name, then

they'll all come rushing, won't they?

They'll be lining up out the door.

Then we'll see who's the loser, won't we?

And then before I die, I'll set the

whole house on fire. No one else is

getting it. It's mine.

You still need to pay for utilities. We

calculated that and it came to around £500

a month. There's council tax,

electricity, water,

gas. Water is

about £20 a month, and then electricity

is about £150, and then council tax is

about £150 or maybe £200.

And then there'd be food. I don't eat a

lot. I think I could get by on £150 a