[2025-02-26] think i got dumped again... [RbCdCfj7SDM]

Testing.

Testing.

I just got back from work.

It was a long day.

A grueling 4 hours driving through the

Devon countryside.

Do you want to see my new phone?

I got the Doogee V Max Plus rugged phone.

Oh yeah,

Doogee V Max Plus, 22,000 milliamp

battery.

Built-in waterproof port plug.

Look at that.

Built-in charging port butt plug.

Action button on the side.

It can do 3 different actions.

Hold it down, turns on the torch.

Hold it down, turns it off.

Hold it down, turns it on.

Hold it down, and I mapped one press to my

driver app, and I mapped 2 presses to

Google Maps.

It's pretty good.

It's got fingerprint scanner.

Um, yeah, look at that, the Douge, only

£400.

It's a bit heavy though.

I mean, look at it compared to the iPhone.

Look at that.

It's a brick.

But I did a 5-hour shift today and I only

used about 20% battery.

That's crazy.

My iPhone would have died 4 times already.

20% battery, 5 hours.

So what's, um, 20%

of 22,000?

That means I used about 4,500 milliamps.

I guess having 22,000 milliamps is a bit

overkill.

Hmm, there's another phone, it's called

the Doogee V40 Pro, and that has 9,000

milliamps, so half the battery, but it has

a faster processor.

So I'm thinking about getting that instead

because it's it's not as thick, but it's

still got like 9K milliamps, which I think

is enough because I think I use about

4,000 or 5,000 milliamps when I do a

shift.

So maybe 22,000 is a little bit over.

I just got so fed up of having to charge

my damn iPhone every 30 minutes because

this started off as 2,200 milliamps, but

because it's so old and the battery health

degraded, it's only got an effective 1,600

milliamps, which Which is pathetic.

This has like 15 times more milliamps than

my iPhone.

This thing's a brick.

Oh, and I had a chat with the boss and I

said to him, so how much am I making

exactly for delivering like 70 or 80

parcels?

And he said, you're definitely making at

least £75.

On the low end.

He says I'm getting paid like £1 a parcel,

low end 80p per parcel because the area is

like rural area.

It means I'm getting paid more per parcel.

So he said I'm getting basically £1 per

parcel plus like £10 bonus.

So pretty good.

He also said if I really wanted to, I

could take on a double shift and deliver

like

120, 130 parcels.

I could deliver one, one route, one lot,

and then I can go back to the pickup place

and then pick up another sack of parcels

and do a second one if I was crazy enough.

And doing that, I could make like £120 a

day.

He said I'd make like £34,000 a year if I

did that.

But I don't know, that's, that's like

doing 8 hours, 7 hours of work.

Am I scared of dogs?

A little bit.

There were a few farms today where the

dogs were just roaming.

I think when you just don't be scared and

you like get out of the car and you give

them a pat and you go, ooh, make silly

noises, they don't see you as a threat.

Just give them a little pat, let them have

a smell.

The more you hide in the car, the more

suspicious you look, the more aggressive

they get.

But you can defuse them by just making

some silly doggy woggy.

Oh, good doggy woggy.

Like that.

And then they piss off.

Although I don't really like— some of them

jump up and they like start climbing on

your legs.

It hurts my legs.

I should get shin pads.

Yeah, so I'm pretty happy because even

doing what I'm doing now, which is like 3,

4 hour shift, doing about 70 to 80

parcels, I'm making like £80 a day.

It's just today I finished kind of late

because the truck driver, the big lorry

driver who brings all the parcels to the

delivery pickup place, he broke down and

then another lorry had to come and save

him and pick up the parcels from him.

Basically, they did like a lorry switch.

So we were all waiting there for 2 hours

or something for the lorry to come.

So I mean, it was kind of nice.

I chatted to a few of them.

I asked one because they all— a lot of

them come in vans, a lot of them drive

these vans.

So I asked this guy how much does he pay

in petrol per month, and he said £350 a

month.

That's a lot.

I pay about— I don't know, if I do this

route that I'm doing today every day,

that's like 40 miles a day.

I reckon I'd be paying like £70 or £80 a

month in electricity, and that's not even

with the overnight tariff.

If I had the overnight tariff, I'd be

paying like £30 a month in electricity.

God, he's like losing hundreds of pounds a

month by driving a petrol van.

But I guess because he's got a van, he can

carry way more parcels than I can.

But then you just get an electric van.

And then my boss saw my car and he was

like, wow, you got an electric car.

Or they call it a lecky car around here.

I don't know if that's regional dialect.

I've never heard anyone call an electric

car a lecky car.

And I said to him, it's my first car.

And he was like, wow, you got a 22 plate.

That's your first car?

I said, yeah, I got carried away at the

dealership.

Maybe it's kind of silly.

I got a 22 plate, £13,000 car.

I reckon I've got the most expensive car

in the whole place.

When all the drivers show up, I reckon my

car's like double the value of all their

cars because they're all driving, I don't

know, Volvo, Peugeot vans, which are

probably like 6K.

I don't know how much a van is, to be

honest.

I'm guessing it's going to be like 4K, 5K.

Wait, I need to get some water.

I had a big long piss and it was so

yellow.

And then I had my heart problem in the

beginning of the shift.

I don't know if you remember me talking

about my heart problem.

It doesn't happen often.

I don't really know what it is.

It's like my heart and my brain— I feel

tightness in my chest.

And my— I go lightheaded and then there's

like this lump.

I can feel a lump building up and then I

know when it's over because I suddenly I

feel like, ooh, like refreshed in my

brain.

I haven't had it in a while, but I did get

it today and it was a bit scary whilst

driving because I'm worried, what if I

black out whilst driving?

I remember I had it really bad one time in

Japan.

Getting on the train.

I don't know what it is.

I'm thinking maybe it's like a blood

vessel getting constricted with

cholesterol or something.

Blood supply to the brain

is strangled for a bit and I go a bit

lightheaded.

I don't know if I'm getting like a heart

attack or something, but it's fine.

Whatever.

I can't bother going to the doctor because

they won't know what it is.

You need to do scans.

They're gonna have to do like a heart scan

or something, see what's— maybe I got

cholesterol from all the bacon.

I don't know what it is.

It's like when I was sitting in the car,

it was bad, but when I got out and started

walking to deliver, it got better.

And I feel like a tightness in my chest.

I thought maybe it's heartburn because I

had Carbonara last night.

Damn, today was crazy.

Waiting there for 2 hours for the guy to

show up, and then it took longer than

usual to finish my shift.

It took me 4 hours and a half.

The, the route was silly.

It was not well optimized.

It sent me down there and then back up

there and back here.

It's supposed to do it automatically based

off the postcode and the addresses and

bunch them up, but it was like sending me

up and down.

I don't know.

What was happening.

It's really annoying.

But anyway, I finished, um,

I think 77 parcels.

Somehow managed to fit it all in the cart.

I took every single parcel, I just shoved

it in there and slammed the door shut.

Finished it.

And then I went to Lidl.

Oh, I went to Lidl.

I did my food shopping.

I spent £35, and I don't know if that's

better than Tesco.

I got quite a lot of food.

I got ribeye steak, I got diced beef for

like slow cooking, pork belly, salmon

fillets.

I got a load of vegetables, pot noodle

crisps, bread, ham.

I feel like I got way more than I usually

get at Tesco and it was cheaper.

Yeah, so pretty good.

And the good thing about finishing all of

it today is that there will be less

tomorrow.

If I missed like 10-15 today, then I would

have to do it tomorrow plus whatever comes

in tomorrow.

Also, the boss said if, if I want to,

because I asked him if it rains really

badly again, can I just bring all the

parcels back to my house?

It's only a 6-8 minute driveway.

He said, if you're sure and you don't mind

incurring the extra mileage.

I said, yeah, I'd rather just drive an

extra 10-15 miles to come back home, sort

it in my home and not get soaked because I

don't want to have to sort all my things

in a tiny little shed with all the other

people.

I want space and I don't want everything

getting wet.

Tell us about the ginger.

So were you here last stream?

I actually— I'm not 100% sure if I'm

dumped, but I think I am.

She hasn't said it, but judging from the

text, it looks like She's done with me.

So these are the last texts.

I'm so upset with you.

Not even angry.

So disappointed.

The trust is gone.

You're not a safe person that I can rely

on.

What's the point then?

Enjoy your stream and early night.

That I said.

And then I sent a message the next day

saying, I'm sorry.

I said you could stay at my place.

Didn't think you meant that night.

I said, hope you and your mum made up.

And then she said, the damage is done, but

thanks for the apology, I suppose.

And I put a sad face GIF and then she

said, I'll drop off your clothes later in

the week.

So upsetting.

Really thought we turned a corner.

When push comes to shove, it's all too

hard for you.

So I don't know, it seems like she's

dumping me.

Basically, she had an argument with her

mum

because her mum smokes and she smokes in

the house and Sunny doesn't like it, and

they had a fight about it.

And, um, apparently Sunny expected me to

come and drive and pick her up to rescue

her from the situation and bring her to my

place.

I didn't, I didn't really expect that.

We were talking about her moving in here,

but I didn't think it was going to be on

that night.

I didn't really want to drive because it

was late and it's raining and I was tired

and, um, I kind of wanted to stream, to be

honest.

And also, to be honest, didn't really want

to have to take her to work.

If— oh my God, if I had to take her to

work today, it would have been a nightmare

because I just— I finished at like half 6.

She would have been standing outside her

office until half 7 because it takes an

hour to get there, and I would have been

so tired.

I just drove for I've been driving for the

past 5 hours.

And then if I had to go and pick her up

again, I would, I would arrive at her

workplace probably like half 7.

It would have been horrible.

Would she honestly really want to be stuck

either outside or at her office until 7:30

PM?

I think I saved her from a horrible thing

by not going to pick her up because I

would have had to give her a lift.

I don't know how we could have done it.

Honestly, I would have had to just tell

her, can you get a taxi home or something?

Because I'm not going to be there until

probably 8.

And also, I didn't even have enough

battery in my car.

My car, my car has like 50 miles range

left right now.

I don't think that would make it all the

way to Exeter.

I would have to charge for like half an

hour.

So I'd be like, oh, can you wait another

half an hour?

I'd probably arrive there.

I don't know, 8:00.

She would finish at 5 and she'd be waiting

till 8 p.m.

Because

I had to start my work 2, nearly over 2

hours later than I usually do because the

parcel that brings the lorries— I mean,

the lorries that bring the parcels broke

down and everyone was delayed.

So I finished way later than I usually do.

So I think she should be thanking me,

really,

unless she likes the idea of standing

outside her office for 3 hours.

She would probably just have to get a bus

home.

I don't know.

It would have been a nightmare if she

actually came over.

That's what I'm saying.

It's not a good idea if I have to take her

to work because my work, sometimes it's

unpredictable and I've got so many parcels

I've got to deliver them.

And then also having to drive all the way

there and then back again.

We'd have to charge the car like twice.

It would cost like £20 charging.

Oh, thanks.

Imagine saying sorry for no reason.

Well, I don't know, maybe she really

wanted to come over.

I mean, I did say you can stay at my place

if you want to.

She didn't say anything to that.

She didn't.

She should have said, oh, can I come over

tonight then?

She kept on, like, ranting.

After I said that.

Why didn't she just say— when I said that,

she just said, oh, can I come over tonight

then?

And then I would have considered it.

But I just— I don't think it's a good idea

for me to have to take her to work.

It would have just been too much.

My brain is just frazzled right now.

Oh, I paid off some credit card debts.

I got my YouTube money.

Let me add it.

So credit card, but then my Amazon debt

went up because I bought a new phone.

I don't know if I'm gonna keep the phone,

to be honest.

I don't think I need 22,000 milliamps.

Probably just 5— probably just like a

MagSafe battery bank, 5K milliamps for my

iPhone would be better, would be good

enough.

Also, I don't know, the camera thing seems

kind of slow on it.

But I already dropped it today and now

there's a little mark.

I don't— it's on the screen protector.

It came with a screen protector attached.

2276

minus

557.

1719.

Oh, that looks pretty nice.

Ho ho ho, look at the credit card debt

getting smashed.

Got my YouTube money, £660.

£120 went to my car insurance.

So I got a new phone because a couple days

ago it was pouring down with rain,

everything got soaked, and I was

traumatized because my iPhone died because

I couldn't charge it because it got wet.

So I went into overdrive thinking, how can

I make sure that never happens again?

I know, I get a rugged phone that has a

butt plug in the port thing charge, and it

has massive battery, so it's never going

to go out of battery.

I don't even need to charge it.

22,000 milliamps.

It's got an action button.

I went down from 65% battery to 45%

battery today, and I've been using it all

day, doing, uh, about 5 hours work.

So it's pretty damn good.

Why Amazon debt plus Amazon credit card?

The Amazon debt is the monthly payments

that I bought this monitor on finance

plan,

and Amazon credit card is just a credit

card

that has £5,000 limit.

So I'm thinking I could just use the S10

Plus because the S10 Plus actually has a

4,500 milliamp battery, and according to

today.

So if I used about—

I used, say, 15 to 20% battery on the big

phone.

So 20% of 22,000 is 4,400.

So I reckon I need about 4,500 milliamps,

which is exactly what the S10+ has

actually.

So maybe I should switch to this phone.

God, it's so light after holding that.

This thing weighs nearly a kilogram.

It weighs like 890 grams.

After holding this all day, which doesn't

really feel heavy when you're working, it

only feels heavy when you're trying to

relax and doom scroll because then you

notice it.

But when you go from this and it goes back

to that, oh my god, it's like a feather.

I can't even say it.

It's like a feather.

God, it's so thin as well.

Look at that.

It's just, um, battery running out when

you're working is so annoying.

You keep plugging it into the charger, and

then if it's raining and water gets into

the hole, you can't even charge it.

So I'm thinking what to do.

Your new phone's comically large.

Yeah, no one said anything about it.

Maybe they didn't see it from the side.

Look at the size of this thing.

It's like a phone from the '90s.

It looks like some kind of industrial

scanner.

Not a phone.

It's got night vision lens, so you can go

into a pitch black room and take a photo

and it will look like—

holy shit, it's got a 200 megapixel

camera.

Yeah, look at this.

I stood in the conservatory, which was

pitch black, and I took

I took that.

It uses IR, uh, IR, infrared light.

God, it's so heavy.

It's basically a battery bank with a phone

glued on it.

Yeah, I might return it.

I've got 30 days to use it.

I might do tomorrow using this one instead

and see how that goes because my iPhone 12

mini battery is fried.

It's got 75%, um, health left.

So I've done how many full routes?

I think I've done like 4.

Full routes.

And if he said I made £75-80 per route, I

should have made £320.

And I also did 2 half routes, so that's 1

full route basically.

I should have made like £400 already

because I worked Monday, Tuesday,

Wednesday, Thursday.

I missed Friday.

Also, he was a bit annoyed.

He seemed annoyed that I skipped Friday.

Basically, I skipped Friday because Sunny

was here and it was raining a lot.

And I didn't— to be honest, I didn't

really want to go.

But you can't really say, oh, it's

raining, I don't want to go.

They'd be like, what?

You can't not go just because it's

raining.

You've got to deliver rain or shine.

So I also thought Sunny was going to stay

the whole day.

That's why I took the day off.

And then she ended up leaving anyway.

So I was a bit shocked.

I thought, I thought the whole point of me

taking the day off was because you were

gonna stay, and then she left at 12, and

then she spent the whole day in bed

anyway.

She woke up at like half 11.

So I should have just gone to work, and I

skipped the day, and he didn't seem too

happy about it, but I went on Saturday.

So I couldn't really tell him, yeah, I

skipped the day because my girlfriend was

over.

That would be kind of lame, wouldn't it?

So I told him I want to do Monday to

Friday,

possibly Saturdays.

He said I don't have to do Saturdays

anymore unless I really want to.

But yeah, I really got to stick to Monday

to Friday and not— I thought it was like

Amazon Flex where I can just pick and

choose which days I do.

So it seems like I gotta stick to what I

say I want to do because he's going to

expect me to do it.

And because I didn't show up on Friday,

apparently all my parcels were like

building up.

I'm not sure if— I think someone else did

it because they weren't there when I went

back.

So yeah,

I felt a bit embarrassed about that, like

I let the team down because it really is a

team effort.

It's not like, oh, you go— it's not like

Amazon Flex where you go into the

warehouse and then you just pick your own

stuff and you keep yourself to yourself.

And no one cares about anyone else.

You just like focus on your own thing and

then leave.

It's not like that.

It's a team effort there.

When the lorry guy arrives with all the

parcels, you can't just be slacking.

Everyone's got to chip in, like help

unload the lorry, carry the parcels.

The faster you get it done, the faster

everyone can start scanning and get going.

Everyone's going to hate you if you just

like start slacking off.

Because it's a tight-knit group.

It's like maybe 10 people.

They all know each other and they're going

to start knowing me now.

Same people every day too,

which is kind of nice.

Like, it's a nice feeling.

It's just that, yeah, you can't, can't

really be lazy and let the team down.

I feel like there's more of a human

element to this job.

But I got all my parcels done today.

Every single parcel gone, wiped out.

The only thing limiting me is my car is

too damn small.

I can only just fit in 77 to 80 parcels.

I feel like I should get a van.

How much do I make a shift?

Well, he said I'd definitely be making at

least 75 to 80.

When I do a full shift,

that's pretty good.

Say 75 times 5 days a week times 4 weeks a

month, that's like £1,500.

And then, uh, my YouTube money,

I, I could make like £2,500 a month.

Is anyone being rude to you on the

doorstep when you do deliveries?

No,

although I did leave a parcel by a shed

instead of taking it to the front door,

and they came out and then they said, next

time, could you bring it to the front

door?

And I said, okay, sorry about that.

When will they pay you?

I think the middle of next month.

So yeah, it's going to be a while until I

get my pay,

but I quite like it.

It's not too hard, although today was

harder than usual because there were a lot

of farms, a lot of little cottages outside

of the village.

It's not like Amazon Flex where you got

this anxiety of not knowing whether you're

going to get sent to Chatham or Maidstone

city centre or, I don't know, some

Sittingbourne horrible place.

Amazon Flex was such a gamble.

Sometimes you get a nice place like

Bicester or, I don't know, outside of

Maidstone Barming was quite nice.

Not many nice places outside of— I mean,

most of the places outside of Maidstone

were fine.

It's just when it's inside of Maidstone,

it's horrible.

Town centre delivery is horrible.

And then all the other towns were

horrible.

Sittingbourne, Chatham, Rochester,

horrible.

Gillingham, horrible.

So Amazon Flex was like 70% of the time

you get sent somewhere horrible.

No, this one I get sent to the same place

every single time.

And it's not horror.

It's not, it's not the best because it's

like an old village with tiny little

roads.

So it can get a bit,

it can get a bit congested during rush

hour.

There's like a tiny little bridge, very

tiny roads, but it's all housing, like

residential, and there's like a tiny high

street.

But I don't usually have to deliver there

and it's quite small, so it's not like a

big busy town high street.

I hate high streets because I get nervous

about where to park and I don't want to

get a fine.

Did Sunny actually dump you?

I don't know.

She didn't say it, but it seems like—

seems like me ignoring her for the stream

and not going to pick her up really upset

her.

I wonder how she got to work today.

She probably just made up with her mum and

she drove her mum's car anyway.

There's a place here called Crapstone.

I don't know if it's pronounced Crapston

or actually Crapstone.

So funny.

Hope I don't have to go there,

because if I have to say the name, be a

bit embarrassing.

Looking for a, uh, crap stone.

Funny names here.

She will do this over and over again.

She said her sister does it too with her

boyfriend.

She said her sister also breaks up and

gets back together with her boyfriend a

million times a year.

And they all— they have kids.

So maybe she's like her sister.

To be honest, the whole family just seems

volatile.

Like one moment they're really loving and

the next minute they're having a massive

fight.

I thought her family is like really

peaceful and loving and kind, and now I'm—

I don't know,

it's not exactly stable.

I'm not slagging a family off, I'm just

making an observation that It seems like

this runs in the family.

I think the dad ran out on them.

I wonder why.

Maybe he just couldn't stand it anymore.

Maybe the mum was like constantly dumping

him and then he just had enough and he

left.

Who knows?

I just— I feel like I shouldn't put my job

at risk and, like, jeopardize my job

to meet her every demand.

And she should understand that.

Her job is so important.

I can't risk my job.

If I can't— I can't be like, oh, sorry, I

can't come in again today because I gotta

pick up my girlfriend.

I'd get fired.

I want to be a reliable team member.

This is one of the best jobs I've had.

I don't want to lose it yet.

Oh, I thought— sorry you got dumped on by

Sunny, mate.

Did you ever dare to try pumping her up

her hoop?

Like, your hog could get blasted with

diarrhea, etc.

Uh, no, it's too much work.

You need a lot of lube, and that hole is

really tiny, and most people are scared,

so they tense up, and they're like scared

to relax and let things go up it.

I was scared the first time I put a dildo

up my bumhole.

Took a lot of— you got to like ease it in.

It won't just go in.

You can't force it in because your muscle

just tightens around it.

You gotta relax and just let it in.

But it's hard to relax.

It's against what your natural reaction is

to tense up.

It's just too much work.

I can't be bothered.

And I don't want poo on my willy.

I don't see the point when there's

perfectly good vagina.

I get it with gay guys.

They got no choice.

It's the only hole they have.

You choose streaming over rescuing her

from a bad situation.

Well, yeah, it's my job, isn't it?

I already took

three, no two days off streaming when she

came over to get the cat.

I can't keep taking days off and like

taking days off work and not streaming.

I'm gonna be broke.

I will show you my little shopping haul in

a minute.

I spent £35.

I'm gonna make crispy air fried pork belly

with stir-fry vegetables.

But I forgot to get stir-fry sauce, so

I've only got honshuyu.

So hopefully that's good enough.

Why did you upload a video about ancient

drama yesterday?

I made that video

earlier in the day on Sunday.

I made it in the morning

to post on Monday in case I was tired from

work.

Wait, what day is it today?

That was Tuesday.

Yeah, this phone feels like it weighs— it

feels like a fake phone.

It feels like one of those fake model

phones.

I can't believe how light it is.

Look at my new phone.

It weighs 1 kg.

It's got— oh, it's got 22,000 milliamps.

Imagine you're in your bed scrolling and

you drop this on your face, get a black

eye.

Look at my new phone.

It's got a waterproof seal for the

charging port.

It's got a triple card slot, so you put 2

SIM cards and an SD card.

It's got action button, so I can hold it

down.

You can assign, map different things to

it.

It's got night vision camera,

200-megapixel lens.

It's really good.

It's got more features than stupid iPhone.

Stupid Apple keeps taking features away.

This phone has so many features.

There's also a rugged phone that has a

thermal camera, which looks pretty cool.

So I might use it for a few weeks.

Test out my Samsung phone.

I don't know if it's really— I think I

need about 5,000 milliamps of battery for

a shift.

22,000 is a bit overkill.

I'm thinking I get the V40 Pro because it

has 9,000 milliamps, but it's got a 4nm

CPU.

This one's got a 6nm CPU, which is a bit

outdated.

It's got the Dimensity 7050 CPU by

MediaTek.

It uses 6nm technology, which is kind of

old now, but they got a newer one, 4nm,

so that should be way faster.

It's also the same price, and they also

came out the same time in 2024,

so it's weird.

Why didn't they just put the 4nm chip in

this phone?

It's like you choose, I want the 22,000mAh

battery with the slower chip, or I want

the 9,000mAh battery with the faster chip.

Yeah, I might send it back.

Not sure yet.

Yeah, it looks like some kind of terminal

scanner from a video game, not a

smartphone.

The, um, the cameras on it kind of suck,

to be honest.

For video, they're so shaky.

I don't think there's any stabilization

built into it because you look at the lens

bump, the lens bump is really flat, which

means it's got a small sensor and it's got

no optical image stabilization.

The reason why the iPhone have a massive

camera bump is because they've got big

lens, got big

stabilization.

These cameras suck.

That's probably why it's so cheap.

It's good enough for taking a photo, I

guess, but for video it would be rubbish.

God, I've got such a headache.

It's not a headache, it's just like

dizziness.

And then I've got to do it all over again

tomorrow.

You know, it's weird because I kind of

look forward to going to work.

When I wake up in the morning and I finish

my coffee, I'm like, okay, let's go get

that money.

I don't hate it.

And, um, getting more proficient and

efficient with loading the car part, I'm

getting really fast.

I can finish scanning everything in

under an hour now,

and I can load it all in a way that I can

find them not too slowly.

Sometimes I do miss a packet, or it takes

me a while to find a packet,

or my, my ordering gets messed up because

let's say the 3rd drop is a massive box.

Well, then I've got to put it in the boot.

Which is where I put my number 55 to 70

numbered parcels.

But I got put in the boot because I don't

really have a choice.

I can't put it in the front seat.

We'll make a review of the phone.

I don't know,

it's not really trending, is it?

All I could say is it's too heavy.

It does look kind of cool though.

I like the design.

Can I remove back seats?

Don't know, is it hard to remove the back

seat?

Yeah, I say unfortunately this phone's too

heavy, you cannot one finger hold it.

Oh, people get triggered by dumb stuff

like that.

What?

The old energy supplier messaged me

saying, we have now charged you 72 pence.

Okay.

Oh, and then the BBC sent me a letter

about a TV license.

I don't have a TV, so they can suck it.

They'll be like, oh, what's this?

Isn't this a TV?

No, it's a monitor.

You can't watch TV on it.

Yeah, I got 2 packs of orange KitKat.

2 king-size chicken and mushroom pot

noodles.

I got a ribeye steak

and I got some beef cubes.

I'm thinking I slow cook it and I use it

for a curry.

I got some salmon fillets.

Food's getting good, guys.

We're eating good now.

Got pork belly tonight.

We're gonna have pork belly, rice, and

vegetables.

Now I'm not gonna slow cook the ribeye,

I'm gonna slow cook the diced beef because

that would be tough.

Can you imagine braised beef falls apart

in your mouth with Japanese golden curry?

Oh, it'd be so good.

How do you eat so much yet remain skinny?

Uh, it's not that much.

Probably 500 calories per meal

and then some snacking.

500.

I probably only have 15— not even 1,500

calories a day.

And then I'm doing— hmm, I usually do

about 8,000 steps per shift.

I burn about 300 calories.

I don't know if this one has a

step-o-meter.

Where are the tools?

Pedometer.

Oh, I did 10,000 steps today!

Wow.

Oh, it's got a sound meter.

It measures the decibels of sound.

I got 85 decibels.

Extremely harmful noise is 115 to 140.

Interesting.

It would be so funny if I had a Tesla and

I show up to the compound to load up my

parcels.

God, imagine the look on their faces.

He's shot with a Tesla to do delivery

work.

Fanciest car.

My car would be more expensive than all

their cars combined.

Should I get a Tesla Model Y and then just

rock up?

That would be so— maybe I'll rent one just

so see their reaction.

It'd be so funny

if you drop that photo explode.

Yeah, it's like a grenade.

Lithium thermal

impact grenade.

I'm just thinking, what would be the

craziest car to rock up in at the compound

to pick up the parcels?

For getting dumped, you seem in good

spirits.

Well, I just feel happy about my money

situation and my job.

I've got financial satisfaction now.

Feels nice when you find a job you

actually like doing and it makes good

money.

Obviously it'd be nice if I wasn't dumped.

I had someone to celebrate it with.

I'm making about £80 a day.

Oh, he said he's going to give us £5 extra

today for making us wait.

And also he said if I do— if I finish my

shift and want to come back to the

delivery pick up place to pick up more

parcels if I had any left over, I can do

that and he would give me an extra £5

for driving back to the delivery place.

They're very generous.

Amazon wouldn't do that.

What do you mean £80 a day is crap?

What, for 3 hours work?

Okay, including the packing bit.

4 hours, 4 to 5 hours work a day, £80.

That's like £18 an hour.

If you had a van or you had— if you were

crazy enough, you could go back and do

another shift, do another route.

And he said you can make like $120 a day

for about 7 hours a day work.

Imagine doing that.

You'd make $2,400 a month.

You'd make nearly $30K, $30K a year

basically.

80 a day is the equivalent of—

the

equivalent of putting out a 50,000 view

video every single day.

I would have to put out a video every day

that gets 50,000, 60,000 views.

No, probably like 30,000 views.

I reckon like 30,000, 40,000 views, you'd

make $100.

No, maybe more like 25,000 to 30,000

views.

And then you have to make 5 videos a day

that gets those numbers.

If you were like a daily vlogger who's got

a big audience, you could do that.

But I can't.

I've got a dead channel

and I've got no content and I've got no

characters in my life that want to be part

of it.

Everyone always ends up, oh, don't film

me, oh, don't talk about me.

Always the same.

Even if at first they're okay with it, and

they think they'll be thick-skinned enough

to handle it, they always change their

mind.

I guess people are just not mentally

strong as I am.

YouTube is physically fatiguing if you do

content that's physically— like my streams

in Japan were very physically fatiguing.

I made a lot of money, ¥1,600, ¥1,700 a

month.

But my God, I was so fed up having to walk

all day long.

My feet were killing me.

And I exposed myself to the dangers of

being outside walking around with a camera

when a lot of people in Japan hate

streamers now.

And also you kind of look like a creepy

pedo.

Walking around filming people.

I'm not filming people.

I'm just filming the direction I'm walking

in, but people get into the shot and then

they think you're filming them.

I saw so many women run across to the

other side of the street whilst hiding

their face like that when I was streaming

outside, and I was like, for fuck's sake,

I'm not even trying to film you.

Shut up.

Some of these Japanese women, they're like

so scared.

Of the idea of a guy filming them.

Or you go to those night districts where

it's got those girls dressed up in maid

costumes, or, you know, they're trying to

get guys into their bar, so they're

standing there with a sign.

When you walk past them with the camera,

they all turn away or they hide their face

like that.

So bitchy.

No one cares about your stupid face.

You're just some nobody girl standing on

the side of a street.

You think anyone cares about looking at

your face or not?

Oh, don't, don't film me, I'm too

important and famous.

Stupid idiot,

making me feel like a creep.

I'm not the creep, you're the creep.

You're the one works in the adult

industry, in the nightlife industry, where

you basically just get guys to come in to

blow loads of money.

Because they're sad and lonely.

You're the sleaze, not me.

Imagine people working in nightlife

districts

having superior morals than you.

Yeah, they're probably working at scam

bars that spike your drink and then they

swipe your cards.

I wasn't— I wasn't out to film Japanese

schoolgirls.

I was on the way back to the guest house

and there were just Japanese schoolgirls

in front of me.

I wasn't searching for them.

I remember one time I went to Tobata

Shinti on my bicycle, and for some reason

this caused a lot of problems.

Every time I would stop at one of the

women's, they would hide their face,

and then I got off the bicycle and then it

stopped happening.

And one time I tried to go up to them and

talk to them and they were like, no, thank

you.

They were like, can't park your bicycle

here.

No, thanks.

Like that, hiding their face

just because I was on a bicycle.

That never happens when you're not on a

bicycle.

So weird.

You said you love their skirts.

Uh, you can appreciate someone's fashion.

Don't see what's wrong with that.

You can say, oh, their uniforms are cute.