my new life and updates on myself

Testing,

testing,

testing.

Interesting.

Mhm.

I'm streaming from the echo chamber today.

It's going to be very echoey.

Uh, test.

Oh.

Invest, save.

When am I going back to Thailand?

Never.

Never, ever.

Settling down in the UK for my final years

on this planet.

Thailand's better.

Well, that's not what the view count said

when I was in Thailand.

People didn't care.

Did I get the TV?

No.

I think I should wait a little bit longer.

I don't know.

Well, what's the point of waiting?

How does waiting make it cheaper?

Gotta get it now.

I just feel like maybe it's not a massive

deal to just pick up the monitor and move

it into the other room when Sunny comes

over.

Why is your stream not 16:9?

Instead it's a square.

It is 16:9.

It's just that I moved the camera here so

you can see the chat.

Otherwise it looks like this and then you

can't see the chat.

And you can see the numbers here.

If I put the camera over it, you can't see

it.

That's how the rich stay rich.

Damn, hair's looking good today.

Lighting setup's on point.

Sonny's not coming over.

Oh yeah, I'll prove you wrong.

I got this in the post today,

whisk and a sieve, because she's coming to

make pancakes.

She said she didn't like making pancakes

before because I didn't have a whisk and a

sieve.

And the funny thing is, I got this.

I bought this today, a plastic bowl,

because I saw it and I thought, maybe

she'd like this for making pancakes.

And then I told her I got this and she

thought it was the one she got for me

because she got one for me too, but it had

Hasn't arrived yet.

Isn't that strange?

It's like we're in sync.

So it's funny because I got this today and

then these came today because she ordered

it to make pancakes.

Getting pancakes this week.

Yeah, I saw the plastic bowl and it

reminded me of her in the Tesco, but I

forgot to bring my iPhone so I didn't have

the Tesco Clubcard with me.

Stop lying, you can't afford the TV.

Just be honest about it and don't make

dumb excuses.

You always like to act like you are loaded

and buy things from Amazon, then return

them like a broke pleb.

I can afford it.

Pathetic.

I've got a 5,000 limit credit card on

Amazon.

I get 1% cash back.

Um, I'm just not sure how much I'm going

to get paid, so I'd rather wait until I

know how much I'm going to get paid.

I'm just worried my pay is going to be

rubbish

and not as much as I'm expecting.

And then I'll be like, hmm, maybe I

shouldn't get the TV yet, or maybe I

should get a cheaper TV because I want to

get the 75-inch massive TV.

Yeah, today was a bit disappointing.

It said I had 76 parcels and then I go to

the depot and there was only about 30.

And then I was parking up and then this

guy comes running out at me and he's like,

And then he says he's loading there.

Well, if you're loading there, why isn't

your car there?

So then he quickly came round to park his

car there, but I didn't realize he was

going to park his car there, so I parked

in a weird angle and he had to, like,

squeeze in.

He was pretty pissed.

I didn't know.

That's where I park.

And then he had one box there.

And then he was like, I'm loading here.

Then why isn't your car there?

Shouldn't you move your car there first

and then start loading?

Really confusing, but whatever.

And so I just parked next to him.

But I found some tricks you can do with

the app,

but I probably shouldn't say.

They're sneaky tricks,

probably only possible with Android.

I don't know if you could do it on iPhone.

No, I didn't see the boss today.

He wasn't there.

He seems like he's all over the place.

Haven't heard a word from him either.

It's really weird.

The complete radio silence is really

weird.

Whereas before, a couple weeks ago, he was

like updating me on everything,

asking me how things are going, and now I

just get nothing.

It is so strange.

I wonder what's going on.

So yeah, it was a pretty good day.

Delivered everything to the right place,

knocked on basically every single door, so

I can't complain about that.

Didn't get told off apart from at the

depot when I was like— I was reversing and

I saw these guys running at me and I was

like, what the hell?

No, I really don't think he's, he's

sitting there Googling people's names to

find their socials.

I'm pretty sure he's got better things to

do.

Also, I don't even think he knows my last

name.

I don't know.

I guess he would because it's attached to

my driver number.

Um, but still, I mean, it's kind of weird,

don't you think?

Like, so what, you found my social media,

now you're like

giving me silent treatment.

Bit strange,

but whatever, I guess.

Didn't I have to fill out paperwork?

Yeah, I guess so, like an application

form.

A bit nervous.

I guess in 4 days we're gonna find out.

That's the payday, the 14th.

See if I worked every day for a month for

£500 or something shit like that,

and then I'll be like, oh, I guess it was

too good to be true.

Time to get a real job at the post office.

Well, I delivered about 35 parcels, so I

reckon that's probably— it's got to be

£40, £45.

If I were to hypothetically send you

enough money to pay off all your debt,

would you use it to pay it off or get in

more debt?

Well, I'd pay it off first and then think

about what to do next.

Buying the TV would probably get me into

debt though.

No, it is a proper company that's

recognized nationwide.

It's not like some shady startup thing,

like some guy on Craigslist saying,

looking for a driver.

It's like a proper company,

but probably not as good as Amazon in

terms of

organization.

Amazon was like really on point, but that—

but the trade-off was that they're really

strict and if you mess up, you get fired.

Zero leave.

It's funny, Amazon Flex.

It's so unflexible and has zero tolerance.

It's not flexible at all, is it?

At least give me a warning.

Why give me a complete ban?

Could you just say, don't bring your mum

next time, and I'll be like, okay?

So harsh.

At least in a normal job, you mess up, you

get a warning.

You don't just get fired straight away.

Oh, I figured out this amazing lunch.

I basically just get a bit of bread, I put

it in the air fryer, I put ketchup on it

and put cheese and put ham, and it's

basically like a little pizza.

It tastes so good.

No more boring dry sandwiches for me.

Oh, I've got a new thing for the kitchen.

Let me show you.

I've got a cleaver.

It's a Chinese cleaver.

木匠刀.

Wooden handle, perfectly balanced.

Look at that.

I've always wanted a cleaver because I got

bored of knives.

My mum's using my Damascus steel Japanese

64 times folded knife, so she said Because

I said, can you bring my knife?

And she said she's using it.

This thing's ultra sharp.

Can you hear that?

It's the sound of sharpness.

So I got a cleaver, I got some ribeye.

I'm gonna slice it thin.

I'm gonna make udon tonight.

See how good that goes.

Should go well.

I've got onions as well.

I just have to make sure I thinly slice

the ribeye.

Like that.

Yeah, I never had cleaver.

I wonder how it's different to a knife.

You can like chop stuff now.

Only costs £30,

so I'm going to try and make udon and

I think it would go well because I made

butadon yesterday with pork belly.

It's just I didn't thinly slice the pork

enough and it was basically the same as

samgyeopsal, which tastes good, but it

wasn't the same because it needs to be

thinner so when it cooks it like curls up,

shrivels up.

Pimping out my kitchen with new stuff.

My new baby.

Yeah, I used my scissors to cut the pork

belly and it was really difficult.

Yeah, hopefully it goes well.

Ah, it's me and Sunny back together.

Yeah, she's coming over tonight— tomorrow

night, not tonight.

And then she's gonna come on the weekends.

I think she's just coming one night

tomorrow, I'm not sure yet.

Uh, but I think she's coming on the

weekend too.

We're gonna have pancakes and fish and

chips.

I hope she gets the red sausage.

We had fish and chips last time we broke

up.

Oh my God, she said fish and chips is kind

of like our meal now when we get back

together.

Yeah, I remember we had that big fight and

then

she came over to the hotel annex place I

was staying at.

And first I made carbonara, but then the

next night, didn't we go to IKEA

and then went to fish and chips

afterwards?

It was so good.

That fish and chips was amazing.

How much my stock's down by.

I've only got one stock, Barrick Gold, and

it's, um, it's only— oh, it's actually

down 1.8%.

Damn.

I thought it would be more resilient.

It seems like it goes down when the market

goes down.

It's not really supposed to be what gold

does.

Damn, the market's down big.

560.

Holy crap.

Tesla's down to 227.

Oh my God.

Look at that.

I knew that was gonna happen.

Good thing I— see, not so stupid now for

selling at 270.

I bought it like 180, it sold at 270.

I missed the ride up to 400, but it's all

the way back down to 227 now.

Um, Ethereum's down massive.

Everything down.

Damn, Bitcoin down back to $78K.

Everything got wrecked.

SML back down to $680.

Oh my God, these numbers are insane.

Everything's down like 5 to 10%, but gold

is only down 1.7%, so it's holding pretty

well.

Oh, Tesla's down 14%.

Damn.

I don't even know why it's down.

I don't even care.

Something about tariffs, I guess.

Well, at least me and Sunny breaking up

all the time is good for the views, isn't

it?

Don't know how long it's gonna work

though.

I thought a trade war would be good for

gold, but gold's going down as well.

Yeah, I'm gonna drop down to 110k subs

probably in a few weeks at this rate.

People are unsubbing like mad.

I don't know what is driving this unsub,

unsubathon.

Like, why are they unsubbing now

after all these years?

When any company starts giving away their

product, who?

What Tesla?

What do they give away?

IDK.

Do you think the cycle is over?

Maybe the whole thing was the oligarchs

convincing us there was a cycle this time

so that they could dump on all of us.

Some analysts I trust still feel bullish,

but sentiment is odd.

It's definitely scary.

Yeah, people are saying buy the dip like

that Brian Clear Value Tax guy.

Traveling Trader is also saying he's

buying the dip.

I don't have any money to buy anything

with even if I wanted to.

I want to buy bonds, but I don't have any

money.

All I've got is my gold,

which I'm not selling.

Sunny Arc is boring.

Well, I can't just keep ditching my entire

life to go run off to Asia for a few

months and then go back to my mum's house

forever.

That will financially destroy me.

That's just not really what I want to do

in life.

I want to have a home and I want stuff and

I want to get a job.

Sorry if that bores you.

I'm nearly 40.

I'm going to be 36 in 10 days.

My mum's coming to see me.

Next week, she's gonna bring my Japanese

Jinbei hoof.

I bet she forgets it.

She probably doesn't even know what it is.

You are old.

Yep, not young anymore.

I remember the days going to Japan when I

was twenty.

Everyone kept saying, "Oh, wakai ne." What

kind of?

All they would say is you're young, you're

young.

And I was like, okay, so

am I supposed to be bothered about that?

It's like they would keep complimenting

you about being young as if being young

was this massive accomplishment when you

literally didn't do anything to be young.

You just are young.

And then 15 years passes and then you're

not young anymore and you're basically the

age they were when they kept saying that

you're young.

I'm now the age that my first girlfriends

were when I met them and my ex-wife.

All my first girlfriends and ex-wives,

they were 35, 36 when I first met them.

And now I'm going to be 36.

Took a while, but I got there, didn't I?

I'm now the age that the Korean first

girlfriend I had was when I first met her.

And back then I thought, damn, she's old.

How am I dating someone who's 36 when I'm

20?

Now I look at a 36-year-old and like,

that's my age range.

No, I like my life.

I go out driving, I go deliver some

parcels, I have fish and chips, I buy

stuff for my house,

I sit in my conservatory in the peace and

quiet.

I just don't see how life in Asia would be

better.

Have no freedom, go live in a horrible

place.

He looks old IRL.

Yeah, well then why do people keep asking

me if I'm a university student?

Why do I get ID'd when I buy beer?

Why do people keep calling me buddy?

Like, oh, hello buddy.

I walked past this other delivery man who

was like, right buddy?

Like, I'm 30 fucking 6 years old.

Don't call me buddy.

I'm older than you.

He looked like he was in his late 20s.

People call me buddy,

and then I get told off at the roadside by

some stupid parcel force van guy like he

was telling off a teenager.

If I was a grown-looking man, they would

not call me buddy.

They'd call me mate, wouldn't they?

I feel like I get talked down to because

they think I'm a kid.

And then what's with all the university

student things?

When I bought all my furniture for this

house at Tesco, they were like, oh, is

this for university?

I said, no, I'm just moving places.

Imagine thinking I'm clever enough to go

to university.

I didn't even pass my A-levels.

Barely passed my GCSEs.

Why do you think I'm a delivery driver?

Because I'm dumb as fuck.

Well, I'm not dumb.

It's just I'm lazy and I have no

motivation.

I do like learning things like,

how do I make the perfect rice in my rice

cooker?

How can I finesse this app to make my life

easier?

I did computer science A-levels and I

dropped out after doing one year because

it was so boring.

Imagine caring about computers and how

they work.

Thank God someone does, because then we

got all this cool stuff.

But Jesus, it's so boring.

Remember when ceramic knives were really

big and now you don't see them at all?

I wonder if I can cut my hair with this.

I don't know how sharp it really is yet.

I'll just get one strand.

Oh, it did cut it.

I guess it is pretty sharp.

I asked my mum to bring my whetstone so I

can sharpen it up more.

It wasn't really expensive, so I don't

really— I don't know, I feel like all

knives are the same.

£20 knife, £100 knife, what even is the

difference?

You get a knife sharpener, they're all the

same sharpness, aren't they?

Maybe they just last longer.

Yeah, my first cleaver

was my skincare routine, um, 1-megapixel

camera.

Does the trick.

1 megapixel camera and low bitrate works

every time.

Also, big orange

color block on your monitor in front of

you.

Yeah, well, don't whine at me.

Women do it all the time wearing makeup,

don't they?

Women literally just paint their face so

it looks better

and no one complains.

It's like women have to learn how tones

work and how shading works.

It's like they're artists.

It's like they're learning how to paint a

sculpture when they put their makeup on.

They're like, oh, I need darker tone here,

darker tone here to make my cheeks pop.

It's like they've got a good understanding

of lighting

for

painting faces.

I mean, they're basically just painting

their face, aren't they?

But they call it makeup when it's

basically paint, isn't it?

Stream in 4K, no filter?

No thanks,

you'll just say my skin looks disgusting

when

there's literally loads of people who have

freckled faces

and no one says anything about that.

It's just because you're used to seeing my

skin clear.

So when you see it, that's not clear,

you're shocked.

This is what it looks like.

Kind of looks like a potato.

Oh, shut up.

Stop saying you.

They're freckles.

You can't exfoliate freckles.

They're deep under the skin.

You would need like an acid peel or

something.

It's not like you can— you think you can

just scrape it off my face.

You think you just get a sponge and some

soap and scrape it all off.

I wish.

You know that actress from Game of

Thrones, Ygritte?

The one that Jon Snow falls in love with?

Her face is covered in freckles.

It's like that, but not as bad.

Pure ginger women have it a lot where

their entire face is like freckled.

Sunny is not that ginger, actually.

Like, she— okay, she is redheaded, but

she's not like as redheaded as Rachel and

Jun Rachel, for example.

Like, her hair isn't vibrantly red.

It's not acne.

It's just like discoloration.

But pure redheads, like Scottish ones,

they have very freckled faces.

Yeah, I don't really care.

Whatever, that's not important.

I've still got a girlfriend, didn't I?

Got more girlfriends than you.

And your skin's probably clearer than

mine.

So what does that say?

Yep, exactly.

That's what I thought.

You guys just jealous I got a girlfriend

like Sunny.

What's that noise?

Yeah, the, um, work days are becoming very

uneventful.

Not really anything to say.

I drove there, delivered parcels.

Oh, I petted— patted a dog.

Because he came to the gate and I needed

to open the gate, but he wouldn't move

away from the gate.

And then he gave me some space, I quickly

opened it and went in.

But he kept— he seemed suspicious of me,

so I gave him a little pat and then he ran

away because he was satisfied.

Dogs are very curious, aren't they?

They come up to you, they want to sniff,

but once you show that you're friendly,

you give them a little pat, They relax,

don't they?

They stop going crazy at you.

Not very good defense mechanisms, are

they?

Because you can defuse them so easily.

You're like, oh, woof woof, good boy, moo

moo moo.

And then they become friendly to you.

I'm just here to rub your owners.

Don't worry.

Woofy woof.

So I still didn't get the invoice even

though the boss said I was going to get an

invoice.

So I had to message them saying, where's

my invoice?

But I'm supposed to be getting paid on the

14th, so hopefully

I'm gonna get that, otherwise I'm screwed

because my YouTube's dead.

Second channel's dead.

Is there nothing trending?

There's like no games trending.

The Monster Hunter thing was a bit of a

flop.

What are the other gaming channels doing?

Monster Hunter.

They're all doing Monster Hunter builds.

God, I just— I cannot get into Monster

Hunter.

I just can't be bothered.

Yeah, the guy I look at to copy He's just

spamming Monster Hunter videos and Elden

Ring Night Rain,

and he did Kingdom Come 2 as well.

His views pretty good.

I feel like my channel's shadow banned.

Everything just flops now, even the do not

buy stuff.

It's really tricky now.

It used to be so easy.

Yeah, it looks like everyone's spamming

Monster Hunter Wild videos.

I cannot be bothered to play that game.

It looks so boring.

I'm tired after work.

I don't want to come home tired after work

and then I've got to study and learn how

to play this stupid game.

I want to relax, not get all stressed out

dying 100 times.

Yeah, I miss Helldivers.

That was easy, just throw a stratagem,

blow some bugs up, talk about the new

weapon.

I wonder if that game still gets views.

I'm so lazy, I can't be bothered to do

YouTube anymore.

So fine, again, just having a real job is

easier

than spamming out 100 videos.

Whoa, look at the market crashing.

The only thing that's up is AT&T

and Philip Morris, oil stocks, Northrop,

tobacco stocks, Coca-Cola, Kellogg's.

Yeah, not much going on now.

The whole Sunny drama is over.

Job stuff is kind of not really moving

anywhere.

It's probably going to be no movement.

And then after 6 months, I choose to stay

here or I choose to move out.

How many times me and Sunny going to fight

between now and then?

What made Sunny change her mind?

Because I spammed phoned her like 50 times

at night.

What?

Johnny Smile is getting 5 years in prison.

He's still smiling about it.

He doesn't even look sad.

Wasted 5 years of his life.

He's gonna come out of prison, he's gonna

be grinning, isn't he?

And then he's, he's just gonna do it

again.

He's insane.

And that's why I'd rather get a real job

than be a stupid livestreamer.

It's not worth going to jail.

If going to jail is what you have— if

doing stuff that leads to getting you sent

to jail is what is required to keep an

audience entertained, then it's not worth

it.

Like, you guys are bored.

I'm not going to do stuff that's going to

risk my life just because you guys are

bored.

I'm just going to find another way to make

money because I don't want to go to jail.

And that's why I let go.

I don't care if the channel dies anymore.

There's like a million other ways to make

money that don't revolve around risking

getting sent to jail.

I'm no Johnny Somali.

Johnny Somali should just go home and get

a job.

What the fuck was that?

I think the cat's on the roof.

Yeah, the cat's on the roof.

Why does it go on the roof?

It goes onto the roof of the conservatory.

It's really hard to

want to make videos after you come home

from work.

How am I gonna do it?

Sunday would be my only opportunity, but

then Sunny would be coming over,

and I'd rather hang out with Sunny than

make a stupid video that makes $10.

Oh my God, gold's tanking as well.

2.4% down.

I don't even know what to make videos

about anymore.

I've told all my stories.

I don't have any new stories.

My cat's just sitting on the roof.

Imagine it shits on the roof.

I want to make my udon.

I'll talk for like another 20 minutes.

I got £5 ribeyes from Tesco.

It's gonna be good.

I don't know why I'm craving Japanese

food.

When I was in Japan, I was craving British

food.

Now I'm here, I'm wanting like eggy rice

with sweet onion and beef with a miso

soup.

Make a video about befriending the roof

cat.

Well, I already made some clips.

He came into my house, actually.

My door was open.

He just came in, had a sniff, and then

walked out again.

He looks a bit scruffy.

It's covered in fallen hair,

but quite friendly.

It

sounds like Sunny spent a lot of money.

On her mum's house because they're getting

a driveway built and she helped pay for

half of it.

And she said she bought some stuff for

their garden.

It sounds like even if she came over to,

like, move in with me, I feel like she

would have just moved back in with her

mum.

I feel like she would have stayed at mine

for maybe a few days and then made up with

her mum and then ended up moving back in

with her mum.

Because I don't know, it feels like

those are the things you do, like you're

investing in that house because that's

where you want to live.

I, I wouldn't pay for my mum's new heating

system

when it cost £10,000.

I didn't pay anything because I thought to

myself, I'm not even going to be here.

I'm just here for a few months and I'm

going to go somewhere else.

So I wouldn't, I wouldn't like contribute

big payments towards my mum's house

because

I know at some point I'm going to leave.

So I just feel like she, she would have

come over and then gone back to her mum's

house anyway.

So the whole thing was all for nothing,

basically.

I don't know how much a driveway costs.

I would just do it myself.

It looks easy.

You just pour some concrete and stick some

bricks in it.

Should have given me the money.

I'd do it.

You dig a hole in the shape of the

driveway, and then you just fill in the

hole with concrete.

And then whilst the concrete's wet, you

put bricks in like a pattern,

and then you pay someone to do it.

They rip you off because, you know, you've

got to pay for the labor and the expertise

and the skill and the tools.

Why would you pour the concrete over the

bricks?

Then you won't see the bricks.

First you, you get a pounder and you pound

up rubble, and then you make like a bed of

rubble, and then you pour concrete over

that, and then you stick the bricks into

the moist concrete.

That's how I saw my dad do it.

Oh, I got new trousers.

They're actually behind me.

It turns out these are exactly the same

trousers I got.

Look,

so my favorite trousers that she took, I

just went back on Amazon, went to my

history, and I bought them in 2022.

So I just bought the same thing again.

I might buy like 5 pairs just in case.

Exactly the same with the zip.

Where's it made in?

It doesn't say where it's made.

I don't know why I really like these

trousers.

They've got everything I want.

It's got the string, it's got the zips,

it's got—

huh, no back pocket.

I swear the one I had had a back pocket,

unless it didn't.

I don't know if it's exactly the same.

Maybe they changed the design over the

years.

So I didn't ask her what happened to my

laundry.

If she threw it away, it must have meant

that at some point she thought it was

definitely over.

And I bought some new underwear from

Tesco.

Might have to get some new socks and then

think about a washing machine at some

point.

I'm thinking I just wash them in the sink.

I just put some washing liquid and I

squish it all up.

I'll just go rub it in.

It's better than nothing, isn't it?

Oh fuck, I forgot to trim my pubic hair.

If I do it tonight, I'll be tired because

I'll probably stream and then want to go

to bed.

I think I'll do it tomorrow.

Hopefully I don't forget again.

I'll do it tomorrow after I finish work.

What's that sound?

I don't know what that sound is.

Is it that big of a job?

Well, it's messy because you try your best

to grab the hairs and cut, twist, chuck

it, but you get little bits falling

everywhere.

And then when you cut your bum hair, it

kind of gets everywhere.

So you kind of need to be naked, otherwise

the hair gets all in your clothing and

you've got to clean up.

Yeah, I gotta cut my bum hair.

It gets too long.

If I don't cut it, it gets really long and

it looks gross.

It also makes your willy look small

if the hair's long because it gets buried

by the hair.

I cleaned my shower as well with toilet

duck, rubbed it all in.

It's weird because I didn't used to have

to clean the shower at my mum's house

ever.

I would just rinse— everything would just

get rinsed into the drain catcher.

But for some reason, my shower here After

a few weeks, there's like gunk

and grease building up around the drain

hole.

And I've got to put some kind of soap,

like grease destroying soap or toilet duck

to get it all clean again.

Unless I guess my mum was doing it.

Yeah, my mum did used to bleach the

toilets as well.

What is toilet duck?

Is it bleach?

Let me check.

Hey again, Daniel.

What's on your mind today?

What is Toilet Duck?

Is it bleach?

Toilet Duck is a brand of toilet bowl

cleaner.

It gets its name from the uniquely shaped

bottleneck that resembles— Yeah, but

what's it made out of?

It's mainly made of a mix of cleaning

agents like detergents, bleach, and other

chemicals.

Oh, so it does have bleach in it?

Yep, that's right.

It's one of the key cleaning agents in the

formula.

Can I use it to clean my shower?

Yep, you can use it to clean your shower.

It's made for tackling tough— okay, nice.

Yeah, good thing I got 8 bottles of toilet

duck.

I can use this to clean my car as well.

Or they should call it shower duck, not

just toilet duck.

Shower and toilet duck.

Car duck.

Yeah,

it's weird how when you clean your car, it

does feel a lot nicer to drive.

I dusted down the inside and I wiped the

mud stains, hoovered up some of the

stones.

I couldn't get a lot of the stones out

because my little hoover thing is not

powerful enough.

I need to get a proper Hoover, but they're

a bit expensive.

Chef cleaver ASMR.

The sound of your char siu being sliced.

I'm gonna blunt it already.

Cutting my pubes with my cleaver.

I'm wondering what else I could ask my mum

to bring over.

Maybe those chests of drawers.

How about my rice cooker, my air fryer, my

Damascus steel knife?

All the stuff I bought.

I can't really complain because she did

let me borrow £20,000.

She also took my GoPro and gave it to Dave

Gibson, and then I never got it back

because I got that Insta360 little one,

and then she thought, oh, so can I have

the GoPro and give it to Dave Gibson?

So I said okay, but then I sent back the

Insta camera and I didn't get my GoPro

back.

When is my birthday?

It's on the 20th.

I can't stream.

I think— I don't know, I think my sister

and mum might leave on the 20th, so I'll

be alone on the 20th evening.

I think they're getting here on the 18th.

She said they're gonna leave early, so

they might get here at like

3 o'clock, which would be pretty good

because I'd finish work by then.

Bet she's nervous.

I wonder if they're gonna get lost.

I told them there's no phone signal where

I live, so make sure you download the

maps, but I don't think she understands

what that means.

I'm sure my sister knows what to do.

It's just weird, there's no phone signal

at all around where I live.

Even the other SIMs that are pretty good

everywhere else, like Vodafone and Lebara,

are way better than O2 and Three.

I do my deliveries using my Vodafone SIM

and it's perfect, whereas the Three SIM

card struggles.

I have to use my hotspot.

Because the 3 just won't work.

O2 is not great either.

Vodafone is like the best SIM here for

some reason.

Will I make dinner?

Yeah, just doing my first 1-hour talking

bit and

then we'll take things into the

conservatory.

EE?

Yeah, I haven't tried EE,

but I feel like Vodafone's pretty good.

How's my new home?

Yeah, it's pretty good.

It's just that I've only got enough

furniture to furnish one room, and I moved

all the furniture from the living room

into the conservatory, and now this room

is kind of Completely empty,

and I don't know what to put in here.

Another sofa?

Basically, when you've got a conservatory,

you've got 2 living rooms, don't you?

Really don't know.

It's strange having so much space and you

just don't know what to do with it.

Dining table.

What's a conservatory?

I don't know why we call it a

conservatory.

Some people call it a sunroom.

Because it conserves the sunlight,

conserving energy.

Hope the weather's good next week.

Nearing the end of March,

should be getting warmer.

Yeah, it's so stupid.

My viewer count was so good a week ago.

And now we're dropping down so low, it's

actually crazy.

It didn't drop this low before the fight,

did it?

I was getting like 130, 140 consistently.

It's like people can sense when there's no

drama.

Oh my God, guys, Sunny blocked me again.

Wow, wow.

No, I'm not boring.

You guys are boring because you find

everything boring.

You always fall back into the same things

over and over

because there's nothing else to talk

about.

What am I supposed to talk about?

Talk about my new cleaver.

It is the Hou Shanghou brand,

Long Series, with wooden handle,

recommended by Amazon.

Yeah, I was getting more viewers when I

was at home in my mum's house, wasn't I?

Now this is like what it was like when I

was in Thailand.

You guys didn't complain when I was at

home in my mum's house doing Amazon Flex.

How come now it's so boring?

It's just— I don't understand you guys at

all.

It's like, oh, back in my mum's room.

Well, Daniel's so much more interesting

now.

And then when I'm here, oh, Daniel's so

boring.

I'm just in a different room.

How am I less boring just because I'm back

in my mum's house?

That makes no sense.

How am I more boring now compared to

literally 3 days ago?

What do you mean I haven't bothered to

check different networks?

I literally just said I've got Lebara,

Vodafone, Three, and O2.

How is that not checking other networks?

Are you deaf?

I just said I checked other networks and

now you're saying I didn't bother to check

other networks.

I think you're fucking retarded.

I have 4 SIM cards.

How is that not checking other, other

networks?

I don't need EE because I've got Vodafone

and it works fine.

You people make no sense.

Call me boring and then I go home to my

mum's house, sit in my mum's bedroom, my

childhood bedroom, and then I'll probably

get 150 viewers.

All I gotta do is keep moving rooms and

then apparently I'm not boring.

Stay in one room too long and I just move

into every single room in my house every 1

or 2 weeks.

I'm not boring.

You guys are just stupid.

I'm exactly the same person.

It doesn't fucking matter which room I'm

sitting in.

Why does it matter if I'm sitting in this

room or the condo in Thailand or my mum's

house?

Or Blood Bucket's house.

It— why does it fucking matter?

I'm the same fucking person.

Like, do you guys have like a room fetish?

Oh, Daniel's in a new room, click, this is

content.

Oh, Daniel's in the same room, boring.

I think you guys like have a room fetish

or something.

Bet you guys love going to IKEA and having

a look at all the different rooms.

Don't care about me.

All you care about is this stupid room I'm

in.

Pisses me off.

Asmongold literally sits in the same room

the entire time of his career and no one

says it's boring.

Daniel's taking it out on us because he

can't rant about Sunny.

Yeah, yeah, I've got nothing to rant about

now.

I'm a bit bored.

I don't know what's going on with my job.

Got no communication from the boss.

Asmongold's boring as well.

He just watches other people's content and

then he just says, yeah, okay, like he's

pretending to have a conversation with the

video he's watching.

And then he'll just say the most mundane

stuff

that doesn't even need to be said.

Clever ASMR.

I don't know if I'm gonna, gonna get paid

again by the Chinese company.

I hope they're not because I'm so fed up

doing this.

I mean, I want the money.

But I would be relieved if they just said,

uh, we've stopped doing it.

I'll be like, oh, thank God, just delete

them all now.

I don't even need a foot warmer.

I'm literally putting my feet on the power

brick of the laptop charger and it's so

nice and warm.

Oh, uh, thanks.

Let's face it, Daniel, you are past your

prime.

दो शून्य एक छः, दो शून्य एक नौ.

Everything you do now is just hitting it.

You need to reinvent.

This coming from a long-time viewer.

Yeah, well, I don't know what to do

because I'm not this creative genius.

I'm a one-trick pony.

I had one trick, which was ranting about

women.

And talking about sexual things, and that

was it really.

I didn't have any other content apart from

that.

My content's just always just been me