Why I prefer older women

So we're not going to work tonight. I'm

gonna make a video about, you know, that

thing we talked about the other day. No,

I'm not ready to talk about that just yet.

I don't feel like it's time to make that

decision just yet. So I'm gonna talk about

this other thing that I think everyone's

gonna be really interested in. Hey, what

are you doing in my room? I didn't know

you were there. The video hasn't quite

started yet, so can you just give me a few

minutes, please? No, she said she doesn't

mind. No, she said she doesn't mind.

Could you stop interrupting me when I'm

trying to speak? I know I'm trying to

speak right now. Can you say something

after I finish speaking? Oh, you just— you

don't understand how conversation works.

Shut up! Ah! Hey,

so in this video I'd like to talk about

why I prefer older women more than younger

girls or girls that are younger than me.

So as you may or may not know, the

majority of my past relationships have

been with women who have been older than

me, considerably older than me. The oldest

woman I've ever been with was 15 years

older than me, so that makes her 45 right

now. I know that's pretty old, but back in

2010 when we first met, she was only 35,

so give me a break. If I'm in a social

setting like at a guesthouse and I'm with

a group of people, I tend to ignore or not

pay any attention to the younger girls,

and I kind of focus my attention and

efforts on the older women for some

reason. I'm not sure why, but younger

girls tend to make me feel more nervous

than usual. And I feel more comfortable

and confident speaking to older women. So

what exactly is it that I don't like about

younger girls? Well, the main thing is the

majority of them seem to be living with

their parents, and I don't really want to

be in a relationship with someone who

lives with their parents because it's just

such a hassle. How are we supposed to

sleep together? How are we supposed to

live together when she has to let mommy

and daddy know when she's coming home?

It's not like I could go to her house and

sleep in her bedroom. With her family in

the same house. That would just be so

awkward. When it comes to older women,

something that's a big attraction to me is

usually their independence. They have jobs

sorted out, they're living alone, they

have their lives sorted out, they know

what direction they're going in. When it

comes to younger girls, usually they're at

school or university and they don't have

jobs, they don't have living accommodation

sorted out, they're still living with

their parents, they're going to all these

alcohol and sex university parties, which

I don't want my girlfriend going to

alcoholic parties and drinking alcohol and

flirting around with random guys and

getting up to who knows what. And the

reason why I prefer it when my girlfriend

is living alone and has her own place

sorted out, it's because I can just hop on

a plane, go over to Japan, and live with

her for free and not have to pay any rent.

And I can save so much money doing that.

One of the reasons I'm not very happy with

my current relationship is I can't go and

live with my girlfriend because she has a

daughter and her house is basically the

size of a shed. I don't really mind having

to live with her daughter. It's just that

when the night comes and we're making

passionate love, my girlfriend can be very

noisy. I don't know if you've watched

Japanese porn before, but she basically

sounds like that. And when we were in the

hotel, it was kind of embarrassing because

the walls were extremely thin and you can

hear what was going on in, in the

surrounding rooms very clearly. And I said

to her, could you keep it down a bit

because the walls here are very thin?

Thin, and I'm pretty sure everyone can

hear us. She did try, but she was still

pretty loud. Sometimes I had to put my

hand over her mouth to try and muffle the

noise, but it didn't do much good.

Another thing I don't like about younger

girls is usually they don't have jobs

because they're too busy studying, and

that means they don't have any money, and

that means I have to pay for everything.

I have to pay for lunch, I have to pay for

dinner. I paid hundreds of pounds for

lunch, dinner, bullet train tickets, and

all I got at the end of it was a bloody

hug. A hug? At least give me a kiss on the

cheek, for Christ's sake. Jesus, women

these days. They think a man will fly

halfway across the world and then pay for

lunch and dinner, and all they want out of

it is friendship. Friendship! And then she

has the nerve, the audacity, to tell me

that she's not looking for a boyfriend

right now when she's active on

japancupid.com. Can you believe it? No,

I'm not bitter about it. Do I look bitter

about it? I'm not, I'm not bitter about it

at all. No, fuck you, I want my

money back. And when it comes to jobs,

younger girls, they don't seem to have

their career sorted out. They don't know

what they want to do in their lives

because they're still trying to figure it

out. And I can understand that when we're

young, we don't know what kind of jobs we

want to do. But that's the thing about

older women— they're older, so they've had

time to try and find out what they want to

do in life. And usually they have their

job sorted out, they have a stable income

coming in, and this is good because it

means I don't have to pay for everything.

It means we can go 50/50, and as a person

who works in a petrol station, I don't

have much disposable income. So it'd be

great if you could go over to

patreon.com/hidinginmyroom, and just for

$1, you can become a patron and you can

gain access to my secret YouTube channel

where I upload naked dancing videos.

Okay, so for the next part, I'd like to

talk about sex. I know, I know, I talk

about sex a lot, but I want to talk about—

I want to talk about sex with virgins. So

if you're under 18, I'm afraid I'm going

to have to ask you to leave the room or

just put your fingers in your ears. I'll

give you a few minutes. So yeah, just wait

for the under-18s to leave.

Okay, so now we're all adults here, I'd

like to talk about sex with virgins. The

thing is, with younger girls, especially

Asian younger girls, a lot of them haven't

had any sexual experiences even though

they're over 20. My very first girlfriend,

she was 22 and she was still a virgin.

And when we tried to have sex for the very

first time, it was just a horrible

experience. It was really awkward. I

didn't know what to do. She didn't know

what to do. She wasn't getting moist down

there. She kept like automatically closing

her legs when I tried to open her legs.

And it was just really frustrating how

reserved and shy she was. You know,

shyness is cute and all that, but it has

no place in the sack. And after about an

hour of trying to get it in and failing,

I just kind of got frustrated and I had to

unload on her stomach. I'm sorry if that's

too graphic for you. That's why I asked

for the under-18s to leave. And over the

next few days, we tried again. We tried so

many times, but I just, I couldn't get it

in. I tried so many times to try and get

it in, but it just wasn't happening. So I

had to say to her, I'm sorry, I just— I

can't be in a relationship with someone

who doesn't know how to have sex. The sex

is the most important part of a

relationship. So I ended up dumping her,

and I ended up sleeping with this Korean

lady who was at the guest house, and she

was the one who was actually 15 years

older than me, and we had no problems. It

went in A-okay. And that's the great thing

about older women. They have experience,

and they know what they like, and they're

not shy about it. I just, I just don't

have the time or the patience to teach an

inexperienced girl how to make passionate

love. I just don't have the time for that

shit. You know, first get some experience

and then ring my doorbell. And that's why,

in my opinion, women in their 30s are in

the sweet spot. You know, they're not too

young, they're not too old. They have

experience, they know what they like, and

they're not shy about it. They have their

jobs and their career sorted out. They

have independence and stability. They

usually have their own places to live in,

so I can stay at their place and not have

to pay rent. So Yeah, in my opinion,

women in their 30s— perfection. But the

problem with women in their 30s is there's

this thing called time, and women don't

stay in their 30s forever. They eventually

enter their 40s and then their 50s, and

that's when things start to go downhill

and you have to jump ship. My main gripe

with women in their 40s is when they get

to their 40s, in general, they start to

lose interest in having sex, and I can't

be in a relationship without sex. I can't

be in a sexless relationship. That's a big

no-no. I know what you're thinking, oh,

he's a horrible person because all he

thinks about is sex. Relationships aren't

just about sex. I know, I know about that.

But as a person who has a very high sex

drive, if I'm in a relationship and I'm

not getting enough sex, I just— I don't

feel satisfied with that. And not having

my sexual urges satisfied makes me

unhappy. And do you want me to be unhappy?

Is that what it is? You want me to be in

an unhappy, sexless relationship to please

yourself? Well, I'm sorry. I just— I'm not

willing to sacrifice my sex life for my

YouTube audience. I just— I don't love you

that much. I'm not embarrassed to admit

that I've always had this strange sexual

fetish when it comes to younger man,

older woman relationships. The whole

teacher-student taboo relationship is

very interesting to me. I just love the

way society looks down on it and thinks of

it as a bad thing and There's something

about that that makes it exciting. For me

personally, there's always something very

exciting about doing things that you're

not really supposed to be doing. The thing

I don't understand is if there's a young

student, so that's a girl, and she's in a

relationship with this old teacher guy,

everyone thinks that the girl's this poor

victim being sexually abused by this

disgusting, creepy, pervert man. But when

it's reversed, when it's a young guy in a

relationship with a hot teacher,

everyone's like, oh, that young guy is so

lucky. I wish I was having sex with my hot

teacher. It's just double standards.

We have

to shoot

the actual fireball.