Life Update - Discussing My Plans

Hello.

Oh yeah, it's good orange juice.

Okay, so I've got some plans to discuss.

I've got a new pen as well, double-ended.

It's got a fat end and

it's got a thin, thin end, pointy.

Whoa, smells funny.

Whoa,

I like that smell.

Let me try the fat end first.

It's a bit dark, isn't it?

That's better.

What the hell is in this pen?

Daniel. Daniel's plan—

planner. It's been such a long time since

Oh,

why don't I write on my iPad? Because then

you can't see my face. I can't reflect my

face using Notepad.

Planning, plans.

It's quite a nice pen.

I got some steak seasoning because I have

a video idea, which I think is a pretty

good idea, something I haven't done

before. Whoa,

they blended black pepper and salt!

That's crazy, in one container.

So judging from my last video,

I've come to the conclusion that

Japan-related topics,

low views.

Japan-related topics

cancelled, so we need to find a new topic.

Low views,

no more Japan

topics.

Okay, number 2.

People obviously don't give a shit about

the Japan topics.

Um, so how about we'll

do Need new topics.

Oh no, I typed— I wrote M

instead of N. Who did that?

Need new topics. So my first idea

is being broke.

Being broke.

Oh, that's a good topic.

So I planned this video for today. It's

called— how

should I title it?

You know those food challenges where they

try and live on £1 a day? I thought I'd

try that but for yen. So trying to live

on under ¥100 a day,

and then I could go to the supermarket and

then buy cheap stuff and then make meals.

What do you think?

Living, living on

under ¥100 a day.

I think that's quite

Ben Dean doesn't have this. Yeah, well,

Ben Dean has a nice audience who watches

all his videos. Even if he's just sucking

on a potato, they'd watch him.

Don't get me started. Um, I had to take

down my last stream because Um, I said

a few things that people didn't like and I

kept bleeding subs, and then when I set it

back to private, I stopped bleeding subs.

So I need to be careful during streams.

Um.

What else do I have?

I saw this one channel called Atomic

Shrimp and he made videos living

on— stupid motorbike— he

made videos living on under 97p a day.

That's crazy. They're really

interesting actually. He went to the

supermarket and then he bought some

carrots and potatoes. He made meals for 2

days for 2 people, so that's 4 days for 1

person. 97p a day.

If I could do that, that would be, let's

just say, a pound for a month. That means

my food bill would be £30 a month.

That's crazy.

£30, that's like $40.

It wouldn't even matter if my channel

died, I can make $30 even off a video that

barely gets any views. So £30,

I want to do that,

and I think it's kind of related to the

channel, you know. It's in Japan. It's

about being broke. It's about food. You

know, everyone knows me for Cooking with

Daniel. I can combine the concept of being

broke with my Cooking with Daniel,

so I might try that. If it works for that

guy, it could work for me.

And then after that, um, Well, my plans

with the Essex girl— oh, I haven't even

explained the Essex girl, have I? Don't

know if I should start explaining it yet.

Well, you know, last stream I was getting

all giggly and saying that I have this

plan, and I gave you a hint, the 2 words.

Well, the 2 words were Essex girl. And we

have been talking,

but I don't know if it's actually going to

happen because she seems to be having a

lot of personal problems in life right

now, and she also has the flu. So I'm not

too hopeful about the Essex girl plan. So

I have to make a new plan now,

and the new plan is basically Go

to Korea.

I think that might be able to revive my

So what I want to do is I want to

eventually get back to England, but since

I'm so far away from England, I don't want

to just fly back. I want to get back to

England country by country so I can make

clickbait videos on each country. So first

I'll start off with South Korea and then

Hong Kong, Thailand, just making my way

back west. Oh, thank you, T-Pop Fever.

Why not upload serial videos? Well, I do,

but no one's watching them.

I'm not sure how long I'll stay in each

country, maybe at least a month so I get a

good feeling of what it's like to live

So I already have all the titles for the

Korea trip ready. So first we'll start off

with Goodbye Japan, obviously.

And then it will be first day in

Korea, well, South Korea.

And then we'll go on to tour

of my something

something dollar Korean apartment

in Seoul. Maybe I want

to get a nice Airbnb that has a good view

in the heart of the city. That'd be good.

Uh, then I could also do— what else could

I do in Korea?

Complain about Tinder. Probably won't get

any matches, so I could do why Tinder

sucks in Korea. And I

can do, um, what else can I do?

Hunting down Ben Dean so I can knock him

out on the street. I don't know if anyone

saw that clip, it was ages ago. Ben Dean

and this English guy, they made a video

together in a restaurant and they started

talking about me. The white guy, the

English guy, said, did you see that bit

when Daniel said if he ever saw you on the

street he would knock you out? And then

they both start laughing.

So I'll probably do a conclusion if

I really hate living in Korea. Well,

I'll just do a why I hate living

in Korea, because 2 years ago my channel

went viral because I made a why I hate

living in Japan video. So Theoretically,

if I go to Korea, do the same thing, but

this time with Korea, I, I could go viral

again, this time with a Korean people

interested in Korea type of audience.

So then I'll do goodbye

Korea,

and then basically just copy and paste

this but change Korea for the next

country, Thailand and Hong Kong.

Does that sound good? No, it sounds shit,

doesn't it?

So countries on my list are First

South Korea, and then Hong Kong,

and then Thailand,

and then I'm not sure where to next.

Which country goes west from Thailand?

I don't know if I go to Vietnam and all

those countries.

Why not return to your home country?

Well, I am making my way back west country

by country.

I kind of want to do country reviews, so I

live in a country for a few months, see

what it's like, and then at the end I'll

review it and give it a rating. So at the

end I could I will have

the experience of living in several more

countries, be able to whinge about extra

things, new things.

It would be nice if I could meet someone

in each country and they could show me

around. Ideally a girl would be nice so I

could use her face in the thumbnail so I

get more views, but I wouldn't say no to a

guy. Maybe, I don't

know, it depends. You have to be willing

to be on camera, and you mustn't have any

interest in making your own videos, and

you have to not be awkward.

It could be called Exploring blah blah

blah with my new Korean or Thai friend,

or whatever, wherever you're from.

The problem is I don't really have many

viewers in Asia. They all seem to be from

Europe or America.

I don't really have many fans in Asia

apart from those weirdos, weirdo creep

guys I don't really want to meet.

Well, it depends really because

I'm still trying to wait for a reply on

the Essex Girl. So we

need— what's that chart thing called?

So we need 2 arrows.

So if no And

then if yes, then go

to country together.

If no, go to South

Korea alone.

And then I guess we would go back to

England together. Back to

UK together.

It's kind of difficult right now because

she has— I don't know if I should tell

you, she might be upset.

Oh, she has problems with a family member.

And she also has the flu, so I don't know

if our plans would actually work. I don't

even know if she's serious about doing it

because I did kind of ditch her, didn't I,

to go back to Japan after our first date,

which happened last year.

Well, if I go alone, then I would go to

some countries and

then make way back

to UK, and then I

would live in London.

I would look for an Airbnb in London, and

I have been looking for Airbnbs, and I

found, I found some that I think I could

afford. Even as my channel is dying, I

could still afford it.

Live in London, find a BNB.

I think I could have a budget of maybe

1,200 for rent.

I really need my own place,

entire place, because, well, obviously I

want to meet girls, and if I meet girls

and I don't have my own place and we have

to get a hotel And then that will make not

having my own place and trying to save

money by sharing a house pointless,

because then I'd be spending more money on

hotels. If I have my own place, I can keep

bringing back to the bachelor pad,

or the divorcee pad, I guess.

I think I can afford £1,200, maybe a bit

more if I can do this £30 a month on food

thing. So I barely have to spend any money

on food.

Don't really know what the long-term plan

would be. Well, the ultimate goal would be

to find a good partner that I feel happy

with, and then I don't know if I want to

travel, if I want to settle down and then

try to shift my channel content to, I

don't know, commentary. Drama stuff about

other people.

It would be nice though to have a good

partner that I feel satisfied with and

then slowly shift my channel content to

something that's not, not so

self-destructive.

People, some people are moaning saying,

oh, Daniel's admitted he scripts his

content. Yeah, I do. This is what I do.

It's called planning. It doesn't just pop

out of nowhere. I have to sit here and I

have to think, what kind of video should I

do? How do I make it happen? What do I

need to do? What do I need to get? It's

called planning, it's not scripting.

The chat is working fine, but I'm not

seeing any video. Are you sure?

I'm pretty sure there's video.

Every YouTuber scripts their videos. They

think of what they're going to do and then

they plan it out. They don't just turn on

the camera and then, oh, suddenly popped

into my mind.

There's this guy in London who's offering

me £100 to have gay sex with him. I really

don't want to have to drop that low, but

if it— if that's what it comes to,

might also have to go back to the

I think I would charge at least minimum

£500, otherwise it's not worth it. He

might beat me up or kill me, so I don't

know, sounds too risky. I wouldn't

be able to defend myself against an

average-sized male.

So those are the current plans I have.

Don't really know what else to add to

that. I would like to go to the dentist

They could do with a cleaning.

No, I disagree that people watch me

because of Japan. You look at the views I

got on the Japan-related videos, they got

shit views.

I don't even show Japan in my videos

anyway, so why would people who are

interested in Japan watch me because of

Japan?

I really don't think a lot of my viewers

care about Japan. Some do,

yeah, not that many.

All I do is complain about Japan anyway,

and I don't even go outside and show you

stuff, so it's not like being in Japan is

something my channel relies on.

And I've already done everything in Japan.

Name one thing I haven't done in Japan.

And I'm not gonna do that stupid stuff

like go to a maid cafe. That's just gay.

I've done net cafe, I've done karaoke,

I've done sex dolls, I've done the slums,

I've done talks about prostitution.

I showed you an onsen place, traditional

inn place. I've showed you capsule hotels,

I've showed you Airbnbs. I feel like I'm—

I've done everything. Well, I haven't gone

to Mount Fuji. I didn't do a maid cafe.

Talked about Japan in so many videos, I

have nothing left to talk about. I've

talked about the language, the food being

shit, the music being shit, the TV being

shit. I can't think of any more Japan

topics, really.

And obviously people don't care about my

marriage anymore. I mean, look at the last

video. Okay, it didn't get great views,

but there wasn't even a single comment

saying, well, um, what happened with

Daniel and his marriage? It's like no one

cares anymore.

No one cares that I'm in an Airbnb.

So I think it's time to move on and find

something new, because if, if you

don't care, then I don't care.

I think you're addicted to attention.

Well, yeah, because it feels good when I

get attention because I get money. It's

all linked. It's like when you go gambling

and then you win, you get money, it feels

good and you keep wanting to do it.

If I got punched in the face for

attention, then, then I wouldn't want it

anymore because it feels good because I

like money.

So obviously I want to get more views and

more attention. That's how

YouTube works. That's why people do this

stupid stuff, like,

I don't know, you know, the stuff

YouTubers do to get attention. They don't

do it because they want to do it. They do

it because it means views and it means

money.

Oh, it smells like whiskey.

Okay, so if you do care about what's

happening with my wife and you don't think

it's fake, I'll explain. The last few

weeks, me and my wife, we haven't really

been getting on very well. She's been

constantly nagging me about every bloody

thing. And adding to the facts that my

YouTube channel is dying and it's January,

so my income got slashed in half, I

haven't really been feeling very good. I

haven't been feeling in a good mood. I'm

pretty grumpy and pretty irritable, and I

don't really feel like chatting to people.

So I was kind of emotionally closed

off to her, and I wasn't really talking to

her much, spending a lot of time on

Discord and streaming. And this upset her.

And we don't do anything together, we

never talk. So she said let's break up

because she doesn't feel like there's any

point of being together. So I said fine,

sure, whatever, I don't care. And then I

packed my stuff and I left while she was

at work because I'm

getting sick of— sick and tired of being

nagged over everything.

Just even talking on Discord, she starts

nagging me about and whinging. Even

playing Mario Kart, she'll start whinging.

Even if I do a livestream for hours and

hours, she starts whinging. I'm just fed

up with all that. I can't even do my job

properly without her complaining

all the time. Even if I use a picture of

me and a girl in a thumbnail, she starts

shouting at me about that as well. Who's

this girl? When did you meet her? Did you

meet her when you were with me? Oh my God,

doing my nothing. Can't live like that.

Told her stop going on my Discord, stop

looking at my channel, then maybe we could

have a happy life together. But no, she's

so stubborn, never listens, constantly

checking up on me on Discord when

she knows she won't like what she'll see

there. Discord is just for shitposting,

trolling, and saying dumb things that you

don't actually mean, and chatting to

Ban her on Discord. I did. That's what—

and then And then the whole thing happened

last time when I walked out because she,

she went absolutely mental and then she

started throwing things at me and then I

walked out. That was before Christmas and

that was because I banned her on Discord.

Nearly broke my iPad. Thank God my

iPad didn't break because I really like

it. I don't want to have to buy another

Because I was complaining about her and

the Hong Kong guy.

Oh, it's so annoying. It's just constant

complaining. I hated that relationship so

much. I don't even feel sad right now. I

don't even feel lonely. I just feel

relieved. It's actually nice being alone.

I can say what I want. I can do what I

want. No one's nagging me. It's great.

I can eat what I want. I can fart in the

bed and not feel embarrassed.

She seems nice in videos. Well, yeah, I

don't film her when she's angry or upset.

I'm not Onision.

I wish I could just make content like

BenDeen, but I can only

get views if I make videos talking about

girls and sex. Otherwise it doesn't get

views, and she thinks I'm boasting

about it or something. I'm not boasting,

trying to make money.

I didn't even say anything weird or wrong

in the livestreams. She was upset because

I was doing the livestream for 8 hours,

not because of anything I said.

Anyway, I think we should just break up.

You know, it's too much trouble,

too much headache for too little reward.

People don't care about the marriage

Today I'll stream until— I actually

went to the supermarket just now to try

and make the surviving on ¥100 a day

video. But then I realized if I come back

in the evening, then they'll have stuff on

sale and then I can get more food. So I

didn't buy anything and I came back. And

what time is it? It's half past 2. So I'll

go out in about 5 hours.

So I'll do about 5 hours streaming today

and hopefully they'll have Reduced meat

and vegetables. I went there earlier to

the discount supermarket. Nothing was on

sale. Nothing was reduced. I think they

they must reduce it in the evening.

In the supermarket me and my wife usually

go to, they usually have like a little

trolley or carts where they have really

cheap vegetables. But I didn't see that at

the supermarket I went to. Hopefully

they'll have some in the evening.

So I want to talk about my ¥500 idea.

So the video I'm copying, he did 97p

in a day, but 97p

is ¥133,

which doesn't sound very catchy. I want to

do under ¥100, but you can't really buy

much for just ¥100, so I have to spend 500

yen and then buy enough

food to last for 5 days,

and then that would be 100 yen per day.

Do you understand?

And then I can make it seem like I'm broke

or something, or I'm really poor.

I don't know if it's actually possible

because ¥500 is— how

much is it? It's a bit less than what this

guy did. This guy did a total of £3.88.

I don't know, I don't have my calculator.

Can someone look up how much ¥500 is in

pounds?

£2.44. Are you sure? Maybe I can't do

this, but if I do the exact same amount he

has Well, what he did was he, he got one

of each coin and that added up to a total

of 388. So he has £2 coin, £1 coin, 50p,

20p, 10p, 5p, 1p. If I did that in, in

Japanese coins, I would have a ¥500

coin, ¥100, ¥50.

What comes below 50? Yeah, ¥10 and then 1.

So that would be ¥660. That's quite a cool

number. But then that would be ¥133

a day. Under ¥100 sounds more

but it's quite a bit less than what he

used. There's a ¥5. Oh yeah,

¥5, ¥6, ¥650, ¥660, ¥665, ¥660.

666,

but I eat a lot less than the average

person, so I think I might be able to put

it off.

I want it to be in yen, so I don't know

which currency should it be in.

If it's in yen, then it has like that

Japanese flair to it.

I think I should stick to ¥100 a day.

¥100.

But then one— I guess ¥100

sounds like a lot to people who don't

understand yen. So,

wow, is that $100?

Most of my audience are American, so maybe

I should do it in dollars. Oh, I hate it.

Why can't every country have the same

money?

I should do it in yen because I'm using

yen. That guy did it in pence because he's

English and he did it in England and he

used English money.

You're ruining my plan.

I could just do surviving on a dollar a

day so the Americans will understand.

I like surviving. Surviving on

$1 a day food

challenge.

What is $1 in yen? It's about ¥100 anyway,

isn't it? Yeah,

$1 is much more catchy. I agree.

Should I put in Japan?

How to survive on $1 a day in Japan.

Yeah, I like that.

Surviving on $1 a day, but they don't know

what that dollar is for because I didn't

put food in the title.

I'll just find someone else's title and

then copy and paste it.

I went to the supermarket earlier and I

did start putting stuff into the basket,

and I got to about

¥400. And for ¥400, I could get 3 onions,

3 potatoes,

a box of meat Pork,

pork belly. That's pretty good, isn't it?

And that only cost $4.

But what about the seasoning? I bought

this just now. Do I include this? But

everyone has seasoning anyway, and it

lasts for ages. Look how much there is in

here. You can make 1,000 meals with this.

You need seasoning. I can't just eat a

potato.

This has salt and pepper blended.

So after I get onions, potato, and the

meat, I have about $1 left. I'm not sure

what to do with it. I could get like a

packet of carbonara sauce.

What I'll do is I'll just chop them up and

then boil it and then add salt onto it.

It sounds disgusting, but what else

can I do? That guy, I feel like he cheated

because he had all of this seasoning

stuff. And curry powder in his cupboard

that he used. Also, the stuff

he buys is really cheap. He bought a

carrot for 10p. The cheapest one I found

was ¥68, which is about 40p,

but he bought like this old manky looking

carrot that was reduced,

reduced down.

He bought ramen for 20p. Yeah, I— the

cheapest ramen I found in that shop was 78

yen, which is nowhere near 10p. 10p is

about 20— 20p is— I don't know actually,

how much is 20p?

Why get onions? Because you get a lot, so

they're pretty big. And they add

flavor.

Meat is expensive though. The cheapest

meat I could find was ¥158.

All the other meat was at least ¥250 or

¥300. If I bought that, then I'd only have

$2 left. You can also get a massive

cabbage for about $1. I don't really know

what to do with it.

Make a soup, maybe salty cabbage soup.

Well, it's pretty big. It's like this big

just for a dollar. I could get that $1

cabbage. What do I do with it?

Stir-fry it with the pork instead of the

Onions or cabbage.

How much eggs? Eggs, you can get 6 for

¥118, which is about a dollar.

But do I really need eggs? The problem is

I need seasoning. Everything tastes bland

without— well, I already have this. I

guess I can make like a tomato sauce if I

just get tomatoes and mash it up with the

potato.

I usually have 2 meals a day.

So I could have 2 eggs for lunch

and a bit of cabbage.

I'm not sure what to make. I can fry stuff

and I can boil stuff. That's it.

The thing is, I would have to I would

have to actually eat the stuff that I buy

over 5 days. 5 days is long. I'm not here

for 5 days. I'm only in this Airbnb for

another 3 days. So what do I do? Do I take

this stuff with me to the next Airbnb?

This video you're planning sounds like a

flop. Yeah, I don't know.

I've seen them get good views on other

channels, but my channel's weird. People

don't care about anything apart from sex.

The videos that always get views for me

are cheating stuff, sex stuff,

arguments.

Well, my viewers aren't even watching it

anymore anyway. The last video got 10K

views after 3 or 4 days,

so I don't know what to do. I don't know

what they want. They're probably done with

That's what it's like being a YouTuber.

One minute you feel amazing, you feel like

you're God, everyone loves you, and then

next minute they don't give a shit and

they just flush you down toilet like

you're nothing, like your existence means

nothing just because they're

bored. And then they complain and

wonder why we do clickbait and we do

stupid stuff to make drama happen.

Oh, I wonder why. I wonder why JayStation

pretended his girlfriend died.

Becoming bitter again. Need to stop.

Oh, my seasoning.

Yeah, that's the problem. You have to keep

yourself relevant, but it's not easy.

And people go to desperate measures to

stay relevant because if you don't, then

your channel dies. So it's either you lie

and clickbait, or you do actually

do this terrible stuff like, I don't know,

grooming. Or kicking a dog.

What are the choices? What are the

options? And don't just say, oh, you have

to make good content. Doesn't matter how

good the content is, people get bored.

So I'm just trying to come up with new

ideas, stuff I haven't done before,

because what I'm doing now isn't working,

is it?

No, I don't believe you have to make good

content. There's so many channels that get

loads of views and their content's shit.

I mean, look at BenDeen. He ate 10 hot

dogs. That's not good content. He's just,

just a guy eating hot dogs.

JayStation fakes his girlfriend's death,

got 2 million views. Is that good content?

No.

I guess I could make the videos I couldn't

make when I was with my wife, so that

would be Pia and the Hong Kong girl.

Or I could fake my wife's death. You might

be wondering why my wife hasn't appeared

in my videos. It's because she died. Do

you think that's going too far?

I'll do it. J Station. My wife.

I lost my wife in a tragic accident.

Uh, it's a struggle.

I see other channels struggling though.

Have you seen that guy called Joinin? He

doesn't get many views anymore. Norbiter,

he doesn't get many views usually.

His one about comedy didn't even get 10K

views and he has 300K subs.

Doing YouTube is depressing.

Well, I'll try the whole traveling here

and there for a few months, and I'll go

back to England, try and get a place, try

and get a new girlfriend. Some video date

videos would be good. Oh, thank you,

Emily. I love you too.

Girls in the thumbnail usually works.

Look at that Awkward Since Birth channel.

That's basically his entire channel

concept. He goes on dates with girls.

What else does he do? Nothing.

What else do I need to do?

I don't know.

I just want something fresh to

begin with.

I'll try the ¥500 video though. I have to

try at least.

Maybe we'll get 10K views,

who knows. And then after that one,

I'm gonna go back to sex videos talking

about girls. I've got a few lined up.

I've actually got pictures with the girl,

so I can use that as a thumbnail, put

Rainbow Six gameplay in the background.

Voiceover. Don't think showing my face is

necessary. The one about

the married woman affair did well, didn't

it?

24K views, pretty good.

10K views makes about $40 to $50 usually.

Oh, thank you, Emily. Why don't you sell

your art? Because no one wants to buy it.

You can just see it for free on my

Instagram and then screenshot it. I don't

think anyone would be interested in buying

it.

My art's not that good. Everyone keeps

saying it's great, but it isn't that good.

It's kind of average. It's not— I'm

not talented or gifted.

I don't like drawing though. I just

don't enjoy it.

I don't like drawing for people either. I

tried that before. This American guy paid

me to draw artwork for his books,

but his, his business partner kept

complaining about it, saying it wasn't

good. That just really upset me.

I didn't want to do it anymore.

I didn't— I couldn't take the criticism

very well.

It just made me feel really angry. Yeah,

I'm not that great, okay.

I just maybe realized I'm not actually

that good at drawing.

I also did a load of cartoons, really

sexual cartoons, but we never used

them. I still got paid though.

He paid me $300, I think. I gave

him the completed one, he just never used

Maybe I should give him the money back.

He probably felt sorry for me.

If I ever do draw again, I just want to do

it for myself, not for money. When you

start doing things for money, it ruins it.

Just like YouTube is ruined for me now. I

used to actually enjoy making videos.

Surprise, surprisingly,

didn't worry about getting views. I just

thought of a video that I wanted to do and

made it. And then if it did

get views, well, it's just a bonus.

That's why I prefer my second channel now

because I don't give a shit. If it gets

views or not. Well, I do. I want it to get

views, but it's not a big deal if it

I wonder what kind of videos I would make

if I was rich. Sometimes I say if I was

rich, I would just stop making videos,

but I don't know. I would like to boast

about being rich.

Rub it in people's faces. I'm not very

humble.

I don't want to move back in with my mum

because, I don't know,

we'll just start fighting again.

Would you start fighting again? And then

the same thing would happen. I end up

going back to Japan.

I don't

know, it's tricky. There's so many things

I could do, but I don't really want to do

anything. I suppose

commentary would be easy.

I think it'd be pretty funny if, if I

started criticizing JayStation for faking

stuff, or ProJared for cheating on his

wife. Be weird coming from me.

Oh, I got this new coffee as well. It's

called Nescafé Cold Blend.

Gold Blend.

To be honest, in my defense, I still don't

think I faked anything because people,

people who say I faked getting divorced,

well, I didn't fake it. That argument and

everything that happened did actually

happen. I just didn't tell everyone that

we got back together until a few weeks

after we got back together. And then the

homeless stuff, you can't really say

that's fake because I never pretended it

was real. If you watch the video and read

the description, I said I'm not actually

staying in a tent, I'm actually staying at

the whatever place. So how is it fake

if I never pretended it was real? I think

of it as a parody. I— okay, I got a bit

carried away with it. Because I was

getting a lot of money for doing it. I was

getting like $300 per video. It was

September, high CPM month. People were

finding it really interesting and it was

fun to make, so I kept on making them.

Okay, the only thing that was fake was

when I said I'm going back to my Airbnb

now, when actually I was going back to my

wife's place. But what was I supposed to

do? She didn't want me to tell people we

were back together because she was

enjoying it. She didn't have people

messaging her anymore and the spotlight

was off her. And even after we got back

together, we were still fighting, so I

wasn't sure what was gonna happen. And

then I couldn't make videos back at her

place because then people would realize

that we're back together, so I had to go

out and make videos. It was complicated.

It's not as simple as, oh, he faked it. I

had my reasons. She had reasons. It wasn't

all just about trying to get views.

I do regret doing that Elsie Adrian

interview though.

Regret doing that big time.

I wasn't intending on telling him about

it. I was just going to say, yeah, we're

still separated, but I'm just really bad

at lying to people directly. I, I just

laugh. He asked me, Daniel,

are you back with your wife now? Uh, for

some reason I just I had this massive

smile. Like, I cannot lie to people. I

have terrible lying abilities. On camera

it's not too bad because, you know, I can

edit it. And I felt

bad lying to him because Elvis, he's a

really friendly, nice guy,

and I like him. I don't hate him, but I do

kind of regret doing it. Because it

just kind of backfired and didn't really

help the channel. I mean, look at it now.

I really, really wanted to do the homeless

stuff. It was something I've been wanting

to do for ages. And let's face it, I'm

never actually going to become homeless,

but I like the idea of pitching up a tent.

Ow. I had fun making it.

It was something different.

But I still don't think I faked— I

didn't really fake a lot of things. I

faked some very minor things.

Well, I've been faking stuff since 2017.

No, I haven't. I mean, I never faked

Could I fake anything in 2017? Well, I

didn't really fake stuff, I just

over-exaggerated things. For example, I

used to call the single mother my future

wife before I even met her.

What is that then? That's— I don't know.

There was— because there was this guy who

got really pissed off about He would say,

Daniel, you're so stupid calling her your

future wife. You haven't even met her. So

I got angry with him. I thought, well,

I'll just call her my future wife more

since it annoys you so much. I like to

annoy people if they complain about

things. So they'll complain about

something I do, so I'll just do it more to

annoy them on purpose. I guess I'm

childish like that.

If people tell me not to do something,

I'll just do it more.

I don't like people telling me what to do.

Still at the Airbnb, in case you think

I'm faking it still.

And if I was faking it, why would I fake

doing the same thing again? If I was going

to fake something, I'd do something new.

It would be silly to fake about something,

get caught, and then fake the same thing

again, wouldn't it? That would be so dumb.

I didn't

fake nothing. Well, apart from that,

what else have I been doing? Been playing

a lot of Mario Kart and I watch Dragon's

Den. That's all I do. Kind of boring,

isn't it?

What else am I supposed to do? I walked

around a bit.

There's not much. Well, there's a red

light district right out there, but I

haven't been to it because my dick's

itchy. And red, and I don't want to waste

money on sex.

There's red light districts everywhere in

Japan. You know they're red light

districts because you walk past it and

they start calling out to you.

I put moisturizing cream on it. That's not

a good idea. It made it worse because the

skin was going dry, so I thought I'd put

Nivea skin cream, but it just

makes— it promotes the festering.

If I put soap on it, it burns and dries it

all out, so I just wash it with water and

then pat it dry. Such a pain. I don't

know why it happens. Didn't used to

I should have taken my penis cream with

me.

I think it's getting better. It's not

itchy anymore and it's not flaking

anymore.

much else to talk about.

Sorry about that.

You look very bored. I am.

Well, the main thing I'm waiting on is the

Essex girl, but I'm not hopeful. If she

has the flu, it could take weeks until she

I'm pretty sure I'm not going to go back

to my wife, especially after I've spilled

the beans on the Essex girl thing. I don't

think she would even take me back anyway.

I don't think I'd go back. Even if she

begged me, the only way I'd go back would

be if she—I don't know—maybe if she

deleted Discord and everything. But I

don't think she would. That's the only way

to save the marriage—if she just stopped

checking up on everything I do.

Because I'm not going to stop doing it.

That's why I like doing. I like chatting

on Discord. I like saying stupid stuff.

Like talking about sex.

What will happen to my fish? I don't know,

she'll have to look after it.

Maybe I'll get new fish. Put it in a

bottle and travel the world, travel around

the world with it.

I'm a little bit scared of going to Korea.

I've been there before. I went there at

least 4 times and I lived there for about

a year, but I lived with my ex-girlfriend

and she did everything for me. I didn't do

anything by myself, so this would be my

first time going to Korea And, and having

to do everything for myself.

Hopefully it won't be too different to

Japan. They've got Airbnbs there,

self-check-in. Just book the place, go

there. The thing I am worried about is

internet. Hopefully there's public Wi-Fi

so I can find my way.

I don't think I'd stay long. I would just

make my, my clickbait videos, you know.

First day in Korea. Might do a why K-pop

is shit video. Where's my video

ideas? Oh yeah, here.

Apartment tours usually do well.

There is one girl who agreed to meet me in

Korea, but I don't think she wants

to be on video. I don't

even know where she's from. I think she's

But Korea is such a depressing place. The

people look miserable all the time.

You've got these angry grannies everywhere

that elbow you in the back. The men look

really stressed out, like they've just

come back from the war. Kids look all like

they have no fun in their lives. They're

just constantly studying.

I don't know, I look at Korean people and

I feel sorry for them. They look more

miserable than I do.

And shopping is kind of stressful because

they start yelling at you as soon as you

go into a shop. They approach you and they

start pestering you.

I am interested in wandering around in the

evening to see if they have like a red

light district area. Like in Japan, you

walk around at night and if you walk

around these streets, certain streets

They'll try and get you to go into bars or

drinking clubs, drinking bars, drink with

the women. I wonder if Korea is like that.

They might scam me.

I'm not sure what I would do. I would just

end up sitting in the apartment all day

like this. It would just be like this.

Hey guys, I'm in Korea. Oh, it's Korea.

Big what? Big whoop.

Being in a different country isn't really

gonna make much of a difference because I

don't go anywhere.

I've already been everywhere in Korea

though. I went traveling with the

ex-girlfriend every weekend. We went to

different places every week, so I think

I've been to all of the major sightseeing

places. I don't really want to go to them

And it's cheaper to just stay in Korea

than stay in London. London's so

expensive. I have to stay somewhere,

don't I? And if I get divorced, I can't

stay in Japan. I'll have 2 weeks notice to

leave or to change my visa status.

I don't know, can you— if you get divorced

and you lose your spouse visa, can you

quickly change it to a tourist visa?

Because then I can just carry on staying

here as a tourist. I don't know,

I don't really, really want to stay that

desperately. There's no one here for me.

I got 2 invitations to Canada. I've got a

few in America, but I don't really want to

go that way. I don't really want to go to

America. It looks scary.

I'm just not really into traveling. By

myself. I don't mind doing it if I had a

partner, but what's the point of doing it

by yourself? Might as well look on Google.

Look, you want to go to Mount Fuji? I'll

take— I'll take you to Mount Fuji. Here it

We're in Mount Fuji now. It's so

beautiful.

There's Japan. Exciting enough for you?

But there's the red light district right

opposite me. No, that's not why I chose

this place. It's a good price. That's why

I chose it. It's a

bit noisy though. Look, there's this main

road right outside. During the night,

it's a bit noisy.

I mean, this is what Japan is. Everyone

thinks it's all wacky and crazy, Hello

Kitty and Mario Kart racing around. This

is what Japan looks like, guys. It's

boring.

There's nothing interesting about it.

It's just gray apartment blocks, people

walking up and down, and cars driving

around. It's not like this magical

mystical Disneyland.

That's what you realize when you get here.

It's okay, I guess, you know, it's better

than living in a desert.

But people keep saying go outside, and

well, if I go outside, what's this? It's

just traffic.

So Korea would just be like this, but

instead of Japanese, they'll have Korean

words all over the place.

But I don't know, maybe I can clickbait

some of those K-pop fan people. It worked

2 years ago, didn't it, with my Why I Hate

Living in Japan video? Do the same for

Korea. I'll just stay a week or 2. I won't

stay there for along, then head my way—

head back— make my way back west

through Hong Kong, Thailand,

until I get back home.

Then I'll try living in London.

I just don't really know what else to do.

The main objective would be to find a

Eventually. Oh no, I should have cut out

this coffee cup. Cut the top off now.

I wonder how many people here don't even

know who the Essex Girl is.

If you watched my channel last year in

May, then you should know.

I was surprised she agreed to it, agreed

to meeting up. I thought she was done with

me. Maybe she still

likes me. Well, she must do if she agreed

to going to Indonesia with me.

I think it's pretty obvious that we're not

going as friends.

But I can't rush her. I can't pressure her

because she's got a lot on her plate right

now.

So what do I do?

Well, if Essex Girl is not an option, I

have other options. That I'm looking

Hmm, maybe I shouldn't rush into getting a

new girlfriend so quickly. It's quite nice

being single, actually. It's quite nice

living alone. I'm enjoying this, living in

the Airbnb. You might think it's boring,

but it's nice. I can live exactly

how I want to live. I don't have to be

nagged by anyone.

It's like you have absolute control over

what you do, when you do it,

how you do it. I don't

really feel lonely that much.

Cup of coffee.

I don't know if I regret getting married

because I did get a lot of views because

didn't I?

Oh, thank you, Strife Hawking.

For the ginger cat.

No, that 21 was like 50 cents.

I don't know what ZAR is.

Zimbabwe? I don't know. African Republic?

Some interesting people came on to

Dragon's Den. The ancestor of Charles

Darwin came on Dragon's Den with a

business idea, something about books. And

then the ancestor of John Cadbury, the

great-great-grandson of John Cadbury,

came in. Obviously he doesn't own any

of Cadbury now since the Cadbury family

got sold out to some American company

generations ago, but his

great-great-great-grandson James Cadbury

comes into the den and he pitches his new