Kick Livestreams/i'm back at my mum's house 2025-09-21 01_38 [21c34eb8-im-back-at-my-mums-house] 480p concat

Look how thin. Wow,

so thin.

Look,

no wide angle though.

Yeah, I don't know if I, if I only go out with one phone And this is the phone I go out with.

No wide-angle.

What if I want to do a quick vlog? All I've got is the zoom lens. I don't know why they did this. The Samsung Edge has wide-angle, so there's no excuse why they couldn't have put the wide-angle on.

And I haven't updated the money stuff. Savings is at

159, 166, 131,

5459, 5915 savings, but no overdraft.

5915. Oops. And overdraft is zero,

but Amazon credit up massively. I'm not updating it because I'm probably going to return the iPhone.

I think the iPhone 17 base model would have been better because it's cheaper, £800. This is £1,000 and you get the wide angle. This doesn't have the wide angle. Why doesn't it have wide angle? And it doesn't have SIM cards, so you've got eSIM, which is stupid. What if I want to take out my SIM card from

there and put it in here? It says I can transfer my number from the SIM card into an eSIM. But what if I want to transfer? They say I can't use SIM card anymore once I do that. So if I transfer my number to the eSIM and then I send this back, how do I get my number

back? So I'm not going to do that.

Battery, I don't know, it seems okay so far.

I saw the other tech reviewers do battery test videos, and it was only a 10-minute shorter battery life than the 17. It wasn't that much of a difference. It's got the A19 Pro chip. Bet you're jealous.

There's no way to sit comfortably unless I just hunch.

My old desk. This is the old desk, just my mum didn't know how to put it back together. This bit is supposed to be in the corner, and then these little— they're supposed to be over there, but she didn't put it in the corner, she put it here.

Maybe there's no room in the corner because of this bed.

It's nice and bouncy, this bed. It would be pretty fun for cereal. Look how bouncy it is, it's like a trampoline. You bounce up and down on it.

So yeah, it's a nice phone, it's just, I don't know, no wide angle, but I don't really vlog that much anymore anyway.

It's just, it would be nice in case I did go out and this was the only phone I had on me

and I wanted to take a quick video, but it's probably never gonna happen. And even if it did happen, maybe the standard lens is fine. It's just so zoomed in. Jesus. Look at this thing.

So zoomed in.

Really nice quality though, 48 megapixels.

Why am I streaming so late? Well, I was making iPhone videos and then I couldn't decide if I was going to stream before dinner or after dinner, so I might just do both. I might just stream and then end the stream, go have dinner, and then come back up an hour later and then go live again. Don't

really know what to do now.

It's really hard to stream all day from the morning

because I'll just be in my room the whole time. I had the house to myself for a few hours

So I guess I could have gone down.

The YouTube stream was very disappointing, although I got 140 viewers and then dropped down to 100. I didn't get a single Super Chat. The hell are my Super Chatters? Not even one. I've got some PayPal donos, which is nice, but I miss getting Super Chats.

Clickbait always works for YouTube, doesn't it? The problem is they found out it was clickbait because it was. And I wasn't going on and on about some big drama like getting kicked out. They got bored and left.

I don't think the name change has any effect. So I mean, my recent videos got the same views as I had before I left Kick. I remember I had that argument with some random viewer on Kick when I first started who was saying the longer I don't post on YouTube, when I go back to it, it would

be even more dead. And I said, no, that's not true. Guess I was right. I went back to YouTube, numbers the same, 4K, 5K. I don't believe that having a couple months off YouTube is going to affect numbers when you go back.

Guy's talking rubbish, what a dick. I banned him and he came back on a second account to argue some more, and I banned him again. Loser.

Now he's not here anymore, so I can say anything I want about that fucking moron. Fuck you, prick. Haha, I get the last word.

It was back in the first month of Kick when I rage banned a bunch of people. He was one of them. I don't even remember his name.

Yeah, well, I can't really complain about— I mean, 10K views now would be amazing. I'd be like, wow, I'm famous again. But that was back in 2018 and '19 when I was used to getting 50 to 100K views. Obviously things are different now.

I might try Uber Eats tomorrow. I got Uber Eats on my new phone ready to go.

Look, I turned it on now.

Maidstone's popping off.

I wonder if I get any Uber Eats pings here. It's too far away from any restaurants, so I guess not.

Apparently you've got to be within a certain proximity to restaurants to be able to get pinged. The closer you are to it, the more likely that you'll get pinged and not someone else.

My back hurts sitting like this.

If I just sit upright—

oh, so uncomfortable.

I don't know how to fix it. If I move this top mattress off Then it will be lower. Being so high up is kind of weird.

I don't know why they had to mess my room up like this. The room was great, it was fine. That's fucked up.

I held the baby this morning. My mum brought him in. It's a bit scary. The hardest bit is when you put him down and your arms are stuck under him, and then you've got to like roll him off your arms.

You get very scared about the head and the neck.

Yeah, it was funny, he looked at me right in the eye

and made a funny face. Oh yeah, I saw Dave Gibson today as well, he came over, he was telling me about the GoPro.

He's not even a month old, just like 2 weeks and a bit. That's crazy.

A couple weeks is his whole life so far.

Not even 1 month old.

It is pretty nice being this thin.

Yeah, I'm gonna make it. I hate the iPhone Air video. Main complaints would be no wide angle and no SIM card, and I don't want to use an eSIM.

So then you've got to download some eSIM app like Airalo or use Revolut. Revolut's got eSIMs, don't they?

It's just a pain. I just like the physical SIM and you put it in and it works.

Browse data plans, get data plan, and get 100GB eSIM for £52.

Country.

3 gigabytes, £7.

Who is it with? It didn't say what network it is.

Wow, I can use my Rev points. To get a free eSIM. Maybe I'll get the £3 eSIM because I got 3,000 Rev points.

£3 off, I get it for free. I get 1GB of data. Install eSIM, activate.

I built up Rev points on Revolut when I was using it in Thailand, I guess, and never spent them.

But I got to leave my mum's house next weekend because I booked a hotel to see my girl.

And then I don't know if I'm going to come back to my mum's house after the hotel or go back to my house. It's raining at my house, but it's not raining here. It's weird.

Yeah, the hotel cost me £120.

Yeah, well, I mean, I'm not going to say no to cereal, am I?

If you, you, you guys are like, oh, why don't you get a prostitute? Uh, cuz it's more expensive and you only get to do it once. I'm gonna do it like 4 times probably.

Okay, is my eSIM active? It is a cool phone. It doesn't do anything the iPhone 12 Mini doesn't though,

and the Mini's lighter. It's just slightly thicker. I don't know, they're both at 80% battery, 85, 80%. I wonder which one will last longer.

No, my sister's not coming on stream.

Connections.

Uh,

where's my eSIM?

I don't understand.

Surprise savings didn't go down. It went down like 500 because I used it to pay off the overdraft. It was at 6,400, remember?

Well, I haven't spent any money since I got home apart from £17 at the Tesla Supercharger, and I bought this on finance, so I haven't paid anything for it. Then I'm gonna send it back after messing about with it for about a month.

Active. It says status active. How do I activate it?

It says go to mobile service. Yeah. Yeah, Revolut mobile service, travel

mobile, so mobile data.

I don't get it. See, this is why I hate eSIMs. It's just weird. I feel like an old man now. I just like the physical SIM card more, and you can switch in and out of different phones. It's great.

There's no SIM card slot on this.

I really like the Face ID though. It works so much better than Android.

Primary. Uh, I don't know how to do it.

Oh, I got 5G.

Is that the Revolut eSIM? I don't know what I'm using.

I got 2 bars of— what? How do I have 5G?

Where, where's that even coming from?

How the hell do I have 5G here?

I turned off my Wi-Fi on this phone, so it must be using the eSIM.

Don't get it.

If I do

a Wi-Fi speed test— go.

Whoa, 70 download.

Oh, now it's dropped down to 40.

Do you like my iPhone Air?

Looks pretty cool.

The upload sucks.

1.3.

Oh, I am using it. I used 20 megabytes. It's using my eSIM. Interesting.

But it doesn't have a phone number,

does it?

If there's no phone number, it's kind of weird. Yeah, maybe I'll turn it off, stop wasting data. Okay, so I guess it does work. Got 5G as well. Great, I didn't think it had 5G here.

Nice. I also forgot my little dongle thing for my iPhone Mini, so I can't charge it because I don't have a Lightning cable. So I've been using the wireless charger on my mouse mat. Mat to charge it. I always had that thing plugged in at the bottom. I just took it off recently and I forgot to put

it back on.

Yeah, it's a pretty nice phone.

Just feels like the 12 Mini but faster, slightly faster.

I don't really know what else it does. It's got an action button. Don't use it.

It's got, um, I don't really know. It doesn't have anything

noticeably different.

It's basically exactly the same as it was 5 years ago. Great use of money.

I don't think it's got that camera slider button unless that's it at the top and I don't know how to use it. Is that it? That thing there? I think that's it, but it doesn't do anything.

It doesn't do anything.

Oh, you click it.

Oh, if you— I didn't know you could click it. If you click it, it starts recording,

but it doesn't do the slidey thing.

So now I can click a button instead of just pressing the button on the screen. Wow. Or you can—

where is it? You can click the button. See what happens if I click it when I'm not in the photo app. Oh, it opens the camera.

Oh, if you hold it down, does that Gemini photo thingy.

So I can take a photo of my vape and then it will look it up.

Don't think I'm ever going to use that. So you click it once, open the camera, but you can just click on the camera app with your finger.

What's wrong with vaping?

You're just jealous you're not as cool as me.

Smells better than cigarettes.

Excellent. The vapes and then blew it into my sister's face without realizing. I didn't realize, just blew nicotine into her face. Yeah, well, she smoked— well, she smoked before. I don't think she smokes now.

I forget I can't vape around the baby.

Then I was like, oh yeah, it's kind of like an addictive substance full of chemicals. Maybe I shouldn't do that around the baby. I just got so used to living alone, doing what I want.

The house is so dirty. I'm not cleaning it. I did not come back all the way to clean my mum's house, but I'm getting the urge. The kitchen floor is disgusting. There's like bits on the floor in the whole house. There's clutter everywhere. There's just like random bits of furniture everywhere.

Like going into conservatory, the chair here and then a little table here and then a little table there and a random chair there. It's so cluttered. There's like no thought gone into making the house look nice. It's a complete like tornado of random furniture.

It's just, I don't know how people live like this. You look at the state of my house, it's so tidy and organized, and then this place— oh God, there's just stuff everywhere.

I'm not gonna waste my time tidying up though, cuz I'm gonna be gone next weekend.

I had a walk around garden, visited my dad's tree.

At least it's not raining here. I'm checking my camera, my Blink camera,

and, um, oh,

it was raining. It's not raining now. Oh look, it's my neighbor. I can see him.

Hello, neighbors talking outside.

They don't even care that I'm not there anymore, do they?

I think they will hate me. They were really friendly when I first moved in. Now they never say anything.

I remember one time I left my boot, my car boot open. Neighbor knocked on my door to let me know that I left it open. I left it open again the other day to let the smell out. No one knocked this time.

They probably think I'm a weirdo.

They have no idea what has happened, my life story. They just assume, don't they, and judge.

Landlord never came to do the weeds, just like I thought. I can't believe he ghosted me about the kitten and I had to phone him up to get an answer. I waited a week and then I didn't get a kitten anyway.

Put the sign saying, please, no more escorts. My willy is tired.

Dear escort, please leave. I have Jokic. Not able to service you. They should be paying me.

So tomorrow I thought maybe I'd go out and do some Uber Eats, or could make more iPhone spam videos.

I'm gonna go to the Peugeot dealership with my mum next week, look at cars.

Maybe I'll get a new car, trade mine in. £10,000 more debt.

I can't believe I could have bought a Tesla for £15K instead of my Peugeot.

I could have driven all the way home without stopping.

But yeah, £17 for charging to come all the way here is pretty good.

And then I'll leech my mum's electricity overnight. To fully charge it back up, it would have cost— she's still on the EV tariff, so it's 7 pence per kilowatt. So I did a full charge of nearly 40 kilowatts. Battery was like 5% left when I got home.

So 40 times 0.07

is £2.80. Can you believe that? £2.80?

I only spent £20 to get here and then £20 to get back. It's like £40. You come here and using diesel, it's like £80 to £100 to fill the tank twice.

So you're making my money back already with my EV.

Yeah, so you know those lodgers stayed at my mum's house a couple months ago and then they fled in the middle of the night? They used to stay at my uncle's. My uncle next door had an Airbnb. They had like an extension Airbnb thing separate to the house. I mean, it was built into— it was a room

in the house, but they separated it from the main house so it had a separate entrance. They had these regular customers, these 2 old people, English couple who have a house in France. But because Brexit fucks them over and they can't live in their house in France for longer than 90 days at a time. They bought a

house in France. They're like this old couple. They're broke and they're trying to sell their house in France because they can't live there anymore because of Brexit. So my uncle recommended them to my mum so they could come stay here. So they came and stayed here. They had a car crash. The car got taken away. So they

had like a courtesy car. And then the woman got sent to hospital for injuries. And then apparently she shit herself in the garden and my mum hosed her down. And then they fled in the middle of the night without paying.

Thanks, Uncle. Great. Such great customers.

And then they were like bringing all this furniture and stuff into the house. Jesus. I'm glad I wasn't around for that because I would have not wanted to be involved. Then my mum would have been like, Dan, you're not helping me. Help hose down her shit-covered bum. Apparently, like, explosive diarrhoea all down her leg because she's got

IBS. And then they just fled in the middle of the night. My mum didn't know because she's deaf. It's pretty funny. They owed my mum a couple hundred pounds.

They can't— they got a house in France, they can't live in there because of Brexit,

and apparently they're broke and they're old. I don't know, what do you do?

Biceps still looking good. I did some reps today before my biceps start shrinking.

Time to apply for Amazon Flex then. You broke, pension's not enough.

Should have learned how to day trade like me.

That's why I would not want to buy a house overseas, and visa stuff fucks you over.

Let's just buy one of those little lodge cabin things in a caravan park. They're like £40K, aren't they?

A lot of these old people don't have much choice, do they? They can't buy a proper house. They don't have hundreds of thousands. They don't have a job. They just got pension or some inheritance money. The best you can do is buy like a £25K wooden lodge, caravan lodge thing in a caravan park. I delivered to one

of those when I was doing Everett. A lot of old people just living alone in them. Like little prison sheds, although they're probably bigger than my actual house.

What else have I discovered?

I can't really get in the mood to make videos with this bed here. Because usually I'd sit here on the floor.

I don't even know what I'd make a video about anyway.

Where— get rid of the bed where? I'm gonna push the single bed down the staircase and then it'll get stuck and then put it where? In the garden. And then I've got to put it back up here when I leave.

It's not just a mattress, it's a whole bed.

Really annoying.

I guess my mum was using it to sleep 2 people. There's 2 single beds in my bedroom now. She put one on this side and then the other one that side and put the desk in the middle of them. Like a little hotel room.

She probably thought I was never gonna come back. Come on, when have I never come back? I always come back. Think I'm never gonna come back again. Wow, wow, thanks, so generous. How long you plan on living with umum? And why are you leaving live with umum since save money though?

What? Why are you leaving? Live at your mum's? Because I'm gonna go see my girl. I booked a hotel room for us for the weekend,

and then I don't know if I'm gonna come back here or go back to my Devon house.

I don't see a point going back to the Devon house. Do you?

Because if I make more money doing Uber Eats and streaming, I'll just stay here. I'll just ditch my house. Fuck it. I'll ghost them. I ghost them. I just won't pay rent anymore.

Save myself £900. Block the council tax from taking money out of my account.

Imagine I could be paying my mum back $900 a month. Actually, $1,200 a month if you include bills. I'll just ditch it all. Ghost.

Imagine the landlord's watching this thinking I'm actually serious.

Damn, this phone's nice when you pick it up. So thin,

fit in my mouth.

They can sue you. Yeah, probably not a good idea. Imagine I get banned from renting.

Yeah, this is so much better than YouTube chat. Uh, YouTube chat was dead and no donos.

I was getting pissed. Kick number one, baby. Fuck YouTube. Fucking stupid fucking YouTube. I don't know how much money I've made yet from yesterday's stream.

It's currently got 2,300 views, so it might make $15 or $20.

Kick's way better, and I can swear as much as I want— fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking fuck— without worrying about my monetization.

Fucking fuck.

When did I start vaping? Like 5 years ago.

But someone recently bought me a load of vapes, so I thought I might as well use it.

My YouTube. If you search Hiding My Room, it comes up as Expert Review Zone or something because I renamed it, but I deleted all my good stuff apart from the mega virals like Elden Ring review.

The thing is, I don't know how the connection is going to do because I don't think Lebara is very good here.

EE seems to be my strongest sim, but it might be different in Maidstone. In Maidstone it should be good, like Vodafone or whatever.

I don't know if Libero is going to be any good.

Should be fine in Maidstone.

I saw, I saw someone crash on the motorway, rear-ended someone in front of them. At 5 miles per hour. I can't believe that. It's actually— it feels more dangerous when the traffic is really slow on the motorway. I hate those 40 mile per hour speed limits. It says congestion up ahead, then it's got the temporary 40 miles

per hour display.

I don't think— I don't know,

maybe she wouldn't like my family though. My family's kind of right-wing. Dave Gibson loves Nigel Farage. My brother-in-law is pretty right-wing. My sister's like more right-leaning now. My mum doesn't know anything.

She hates Trump. She says stuff like, oh, I wish Trump died. And I'm like, yeah, me too. What a dick. Fuck Trump. I don't really care, to be honest.

Oh yeah, Charlie Kirk. What a

Doofus.

Oh well, I don't really care. I'm not political.

I don't wish death upon any politician though. Because I just— I don't care enough.

If you said I could make one person die, I don't even know who I would choose.

I just don't really, really hate anyone

enough to wish death upon them. You know, the left people, they're so bloodthirsty. Aren't they?

I don't really remember seeing right people say stuff like, oh, wish Biden died.

Just think it's kind of dumb.

I'm just not very political. I don't care.

I'm sure there's good and bad points to both sides,

and no one can ever agree. They always just say, oh, you're worse, they're bad. He's bad. I can't be

bothered.

I started watching Clarkson's Farm season 4. That Caleb guy is such a dick. Caleb really pisses me off. He's got such a big head. Clarkson needs to give him a slap, put him in his place. He's only famous and made big money thanks to Clarkson, and he's like mouthing off to Clarkson. He's such a cocky fuck. I

hate Caleb. They brought some new girl to replace him called Harriet, and she's kind of hot, to be honest, and she does TikToks in the tractor.

When she was trimming Clarkson's eyebrows, that was funny. I don't like Caleb. He's way too cocky just because he knows more than all the other people. So what?

I don't like, um, Clarkson's wife or girlfriend, the Irish woman.

She's too bossy.

Yeah, I watched up until episode 4. He was trying to buy a pub and the pigs kept killing its babies.

Yeah, it's funny, Clarkson Doesn't do any car stuff anymore, like car content, but Hammond and May still do that DriveTube YouTube channel and they still do car reviews. Clarkson's like completely turned his back on car stuff. He never seems to do anything with May and Hammond anymore either, like he's completely ditched them, but Hammond and May still

do stuff together.

Interesting. They're such boomers when it comes to cars. They're like, oh, this car has character and soul. It's just a fucking car. Who cares about character? How does it have character and soul?

And they always get such boomer cars like a Jaguar or a BMW M something.

2-seater, and then they just drift it around the racetrack as if anyone else has ever needed to be able to drift. Most useless skill to be able to do is drifting. When are you ever going to use that in the real world?

Yeah, he got a big plow and then he wrecked it. That was funny. Yeah, I miss Clarkson's Farm. It's good.

I find it funny he always tries these business ventures like opening a restaurant or pub and the council are unhappy because he brings too many people because he's too famous.

Just seems like such a hassle doing this farm stuff.

I heard TK or Sam got it from a tattoo needle. Is that true?

Farming looks shit. They're all broke. These farmers don't make any money and they work all day from like 5 AM in the morning. They never have any money. They never have any time to go on holiday or do anything fun. Their whole life is just farm, farm, farm, and then they're still broke and the job is hard.

I don't know why anyone would want to do it. It just looks rubbish.

And then they keep going out of business or getting shut down, or government changes the laws and then their business goes out of business.

I don't know why you'd want to be a farmer.

Looks boring as well. Just drive the tractor up and down in a field all day long.

I had a friend who was really into farming when I was a kid. He grew up on the farm and then he did tractor stuff. He became like a tractor engineer, and I thought, that's so boring.

Makes more money than you. Yeah, but then, I don't know,

farmers aren't exactly loaded, are they?

And they lose so much money based on whether the weather is good or bad, or if the stupid livestock have a disease or something. Or a war happens and then price of fertilizer skyrockets. Just seems so like gambling.

So much is, um, up to random luck.

It's like you spend 10k on livestock hoping they're gonna yield babies and meat.

No, I would not want to do that as a job.

Do you like my new iPhone?

I got the Air.

Oh,

I keep getting recommended these airsoft videos on YouTube. It looks so lame. Grown adults dressed up in soldier gear running around with little plastic guns shooting little plastic balls at each other.

What's the point? They shoot each other and they go, um, I'm hit, and then they walk off. And then what? Go home?

It's just like grown men playing at soldiers.

Hmm, yeah, I'll probably return it.

It doesn't do anything the 12 Mini doesn't do. The 12 Mini does exactly the same thing.

It's even lighter.

And 12 Mini has better cameras as well. It's got a wide angle. Look, wide angle, zoom, wide angle.

Oh, also, apparently the baby was crying last night. I didn't hear a thing. I slept like a baby. I didn't even need my earplugs. Apparently it was crying. I didn't hear it. I was just completely asleep.

No, my mum didn't mess— mention anything.

Look at that, so thin. It's as thin as my door.

No,

I don't get anything on Uber Eats.

2 things I want to do before I leave is I want to get fish and chips and I want Chinese takeaway.

You remember last year I got the Fold 6

and then I got the Flip 7. Now I got iPhone Air. See, being in debt doesn't mean you can't enjoy life. Booked a hotel for next weekend. Gonna see my girl.

I honestly can't tell the difference between 120Hz and 60Hz. It's exactly the same.

Yeah, I still got the halogen oven, the rice cooker, the air fryer that I bought. It's all here.

Can you hear?

Oh, the shower here is really nice. It's not one of those electric showers. The pressure is so strong and nice and hot. When I make my shower hot, the pressure gets really weak. I had nice hot showers, full blast pressure. It felt really nice.

I think it's

hungry. It's funny.

Too bad I can't show the baby.

Even if they let me, I wouldn't, because I know what the stupid subreddit people are gonna do. They're gonna say, ew, it's so ugly, why does its something look like that? They're just gonna be stupid. I wouldn't show it.

Did I really say what?

Yeah, I said I rage, like do my nutting, as in I raged, not ejaculating. Vishidoo is just sick in the head that he links the word nutting to ejaculating.

Yeah, I said nut as in rage nut. You just don't understand the context. You're taking it out of context based on one word.

It's a British phrase. You just don't know because you're not British.

Well, he never said, you're so— I'm so mad, I'm gonna nut in my pants.

It's a British phrase.

You guys aren't British, so you wouldn't understand, would you?

Oh, my back hurts.

Hazelnuts, just not real British, if you don't know that British phrase.

It's like the phrase do my nut in. He's doing my nut in. Doesn't have anything to do with ejaculation.

You're just stupid. Is my iPhone video going viral yet? Let me check.

300 views, pretty good.

I played some Call of Duty on the iPhone Air. Pretty good graphics.

This has better graphics than iPhone 16 Pro Max

on the benchmarks.

I played it with my controller, look. Remember this?

Look, it's pretty good.

It was really smooth. Graphics were really good. Buttery smooth. Do some more gaming tests tomorrow. I got Diablo Immortal and Genshin Impact.

Look at the camera quality.

Beautiful.

Delete.

Mr. Meow Meow, you're so skinny compared to Pushkin.

Wow, 450 views now on my iPhone Air video.

Look, Chris is online on Facebook,

so ask him if he wants to meet up at the pub, catch up on old times.

Let him know I'm in Sutton Valence,

where our old school is.

Are we moving back to mum's? I don't know, I give Uber Eats a try, see how much money I can make. If I can make more money here than being in my house, then I don't see much point being at the house. The only difference is at my house I can stream all day. I mean, I can

stream all day here, but I'm stuck in my bedroom.

And I can't cook.

Yeah, yeah, I don't want to stream all day, but if that's the best way to make money, I'd rather do that than grinding Uber Eats all day.

But I don't know, the house is so untidy and there's so much clutter and I can't get rid of stuff or move stuff how I want.

I'm thinking after the hotel I come back here.

My mum saw the damage on my car. She said I should get it fixed, but I don't see the point spending hundreds, maybe even up to a thousand to get it fixed when the damage is just cosmetic. I don't really care. I don't really want to blow— I mean, if she wants to do it, be my guest.

The house looks way worse compared to when I left because I used to clean, believe it or not, and tidy and vacuum. It seems like no one does here.

It's funny, um, we had a fight because apparently I don't wash dishes, but then the place looks way dirtier and messier since I left. Just as I thought.

Looks like it's going to rain.

And my light's broken, so I'm using this lamp for when it gets dark.

I'm gonna get hunchback streaming like this.

I'm here until next weekend, and then I'm gonna go to a hotel, meet my girl,

and then I'm gonna decide if I should just go home from there or come back to my mum's again. I don't know.

Depends where I can make more money. At my own house streaming all day or here doing Uber Eats with less streaming?

Moving out is such a hassle.

I'd have to pay for a moving company and then where am I going to put all my stuff? My bed and my sofa.

And then if I decide to rent another place, then I've got to move all my stuff back to the new place or get new stuff. I don't know if I get rid of all my furniture and then I decide I want to rent again because I'm moving in with my girlfriend, then I've got to buy new furniture

again.

So I really don't know what to do, actually.

Maybe after a while I'll get fed up with all the people and I'll preferred being at home alone.

So yeah, I don't really know what to do.

In hindsight, would have been better if I had a place bit nearer to Kent, like in between Kent and

Somerset.

But in foresight, it all made sense at the time.

And Devon is pretty cheap to get a nice house.

It's way more expensive to get something like what I have in Somerset or Kent.

I think my sister's staying for like 2 weeks. I don't know.

I feel sick.

Well, barely gonna make anything on Kick for next Thursday.

I've missed Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, so I've only got Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday

making like $30 to $40 per stream. We're gonna make a couple hundred pounds, that's it.

So maybe being back at my own house makes more money because I can stream all day. 嗯。

Yeah, I did get burnt out, but I need to make money, don't I?

At least I was still making 550 or 600 a week.

Right now I'm probably gonna make like $250 a week.

Also, this is just really uncomfortable way to stream like this.

There's no room for a chair.

There's no room in any other room for the bed. I think it came from the downstairs guest room. Yeah, it did. I don't know why it couldn't have just stayed in there. I think because they could have had 2 people downstairs and 2 people up here, but you could have had 4 people down there and 1 person

up here.

No, I'm not moving it back.

It's too much work.

Yeah, there's no spare rooms downstairs that I can use

that are empty.

The second living room has been turned into a massive baby changing room with a massage table for changing him, so there's no way I could use that.

Or maybe the downstairs bedroom's empty.

It's only 6.

The drive home is so long. If there's no traffic or congestion, it should take 5 hours,

but there's almost always congestion because some idiot crashes and then they have to close a bunch of lanes and slow it all down.

It says 4 hours 14 minutes now.

Maybe if I, if I leave in the evening, I'd get home quicker, but then I've got to drive and halfway it'd be dark, wouldn't it?

Now it says 4 hours 14 minutes. It did not take 4 hours when I came here. So like 7 hours total.

There's a place called Blandford. Boringdon.

And Blandford my favorite places.

Well, I did warn you. I did say if I go back home, I'll just be stuck in my room because I can't go down and make a mess and cook and clean when there's other people down there.

But you didn't listen, did you?

Yeah, there is a reason people don't want to be on stream.

So I can't just go around the house freely.

If I move back in with my mum, it'll just be like this the whole time, every day.

My mum does come on stream sometimes. She doesn't seem to mind.

What ticking noise?

Don't know.

There's been a few Bee liveries, but I was expecting it to be way more active, but it's not really.

It seemed more active in Devon.

I can see my neighbors from my camera here.

Oh look, the post lady.

It'd be funny if streaming shorter hours means I get more viewers, so then I can stream for half the time and make the same money. Cuz I was getting like 50 viewers back in Devon.

Yeah, look, I got 93 viewers now.

Maybe I just keep the stream shorter, the viewers be higher. It's like you stream 10 hours with 50 viewers or 5 hours with 100 viewers, it makes same money. I know which I'd prefer to do.

100 hours with 1 viewer or 1 hour with 100 viewers?

Shut up, TB, or I'll ban you again. No one cares you're bored.

Also, all the people I banned are not in the chat right now. The people chatting now, I haven't banned them for very long.

It was mostly just trolls that I banned who were saying messed up stuff, like, I don't know,

just messed up stuff.

So I should ban those people, really.

Yeah, I gotta go and do Uber Eats tomorrow, see how much money I can make.

I'm thinking I do— I go at 10, so I do about 11 until 6.

Although really I should do it during dinner time, but I want to be having my dinner when it's dinner time. I don't want to be driving around in the dark doing McDonald's. So I'll do lunch and late lunches. So I do like 11 until about 5 and then come home around 5 or 6.

But then I'll get stuck in the rush hour.

Yeah, I'll stream it. Just put the camera in the back

and then you can just watch me run in and out getting McDonald's.

嗯哼哼。

Do you like my new iPhone?

iPhone Air. First of its kind. I got the black one. Looks better.

JerryRigEverything couldn't bend it in half with his hands. Should I try bend mine?

Maybe I'll destroy mine like he does. Might get 5,000 views and then send it back to Amazon, say it broke through no fault of my own.

Now I'm not putting a case on it, then it completely defeats the point of it being super slim.

That's the whole reason you get it. You put a case on it, it's meaningless.

Battery seems pretty good so far.

It's just that I probably don't need 4 phones,

but I would stop using the 12 Mini if I did keep it.

Damn, £2,000 on 2 new phones.

Is that food?

Look at my iPhone 12 Mini. It's got all these scratches and dents on the side.

Put it in my mouth.

Battery health is like 70%,

but the good thing is it charges up really quickly.

I really like Face ID. It's so quick.

Hmm, maybe e-sims are not bad.

Mmm, I've got rotting food in my house. Won't be taken out until 2 weeks. It's gonna smell great when I go back.

Hmm, I'm getting cold.

What's this?

Oh

good. I don't know where all my dildos went. I think they threw my dildos in the bin. I had all these vibrating dildos, like 3 of them, covered in shit.

How much money do you think I'll make for a 2-hour Kick stream? I'm gonna go for dinner in 50 minutes.

Maybe like $25, $20.

Do you

like my new iPhone?

IPhone Air. I don't really care about the

Pro. Pro's got a zoom lens and a wide angle and slightly better battery. That's it really.

Yeah, it's so thin.

It feels weird when you pick it up. It feels nice but weird.

Anyway, speaker's not bad. Listen, and all that remains now is for us to say thank you for watching. Yes, absolutely. Thank you. It's only got one speaker. It's not stereo. There's no speaker at the bottom, but it sounds fine. It doesn't sound that different.

Don't really care about the sound anyway.

I think it sounds fine for watching. And well, goodbye. Goodbye. There's no speaker in the

bottom. We're engine braking. I'm gonna take the key out of the ignition now.

Whoa, who take the key out of the ignition whilst you drive? The car is still making sound, the exact same sound it was making before. That just the idea of having to put a key into a car. It seems so old-fashioned.

Like, you got to put a key in there to start the car. So funny.

I think the Pro looks ugly. The lens plateau.

Oh. Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, look

at the motorbike gang.

I saw a moped gang on the way here, a bunch of middle-aged men riding these mopeds.

On the motorway. It looks so funny.

And they're riding them like, like that, like they thought they looked so cool.

It's hard to talk with all the noise.

I don't know why so many doors keep opening.

Open, close, open, close.

Ah, 45 minutes.

I don't know if I'll get a dehumidifier when I go back. It should make laundry a lot easier.

Apparently it sucks the moisture right out of the laundry.

£200, 20 litre. It's got laundry mode.

I don't know what brand.

Okay, I'm banning Spark, making inappropriate comments.

Give you a 4-week timeout.

Give him a chance. I gave him loads of chances. He's always a degen freak every time. Probably the most fucked up person in chat.

Something wrong with him.

I don't know what is wrong with his head. Disgusting person.

Why do I have the most disgusting people in my chat?

What, so you think it's okay to make inappropriate comments about my family, chicken?

That's kind of disappointing that you think that.

Well, then why are you telling him to come back on another account as if I'm in the wrong for banning him?

Oh, my back's killing me sitting like this.

Oh.

嗯。

10 days

left in September.

Hmm.

I've got, um, no bills until the 7th and the 1st. £1,000 out.

I feel like it's hard to stream like this because I can't do anything but talk. At least in my house I could move about and cook and clean.

Uh, I don't know what to talk about.

Nephew's fine. He's a baby. He doesn't really do much.

I don't think the stream would even work if I went out into the garden. I'd have to turn on my IRL setup, and then I don't even know if there's signal in the garden.

Also, it's really horrible outside. Windy and cold.

Weather doesn't get good until

Friday is sunny. Sunday to Thursday is cloudy with sun.

It's really windy today.

It's windy all day today.

I'm bored. That's why I'm vaping. It's kind of like having a drink that doesn't hydrate you.

You get the flavor of a drink without the hydration.

What happens if I eat the vape? Like, I swallow the vape.

Would it turn into drink?

Well, if I use the iPhone to stream with— I

can't be bothered. I've got to turn that one off.

No, I haven't given up on YouTube.

I just don't know what to make for it.

Before, I don't know what I would have made.

Like, why I regret— why I regret moving to Devon. It could be like a classic video I would have made. I just rant about how much money it's cost and how I've got nothing to show for it apart from a house

that is not even mine.

I haven't learned anything new. No new skills.

I don't know, really seems like a lot of money and not really much to show for it.

It doesn't generate any money, just Big money pit, isn't it?

A set deadline for when it's over. I don't know why people ever thought— well, because I said the initial contract was until June, or was it July? For some reason people thought, oh, in July he's got to move out then. No, that's just the initial period

is fixed by the contract and then it goes into rolling monthly contract. Doesn't mean I have to leave at the end of the initial period. I don't know why people have to make everything so overly confusing when it's not.

Why stay?

Uh, because I got all my furniture there and

it's too much hassle to move out when at some point I might get a girlfriend where I want to move in with her. And then we got to get a new place.

So instead of moving out, coming here, and then moving in, it's easier to just move out and move in to the new place.

The hardest bit about driving home was having my arm out the whole time like that. I was getting such arm ache. I tried doing the elbow thing like that,

but it's not very comfortable.

I tried using my left arm to steer and it just— I didn't feel very confident with being able to control it.

They should have a little joystick on the armrest so you just go like that and you like fiddle it like it's a big nipple.

I don't know if I like steering wheel idea.

I don't know what the YouTube income is yet. It probably calculate tonight. Do you think it's going to be under $20?

I didn't get any donos apart from that $10 PayPal,

but no Super Chats.

It might be the same as Kick.

I thought I'd get some Super Chats, to be honest,

but you got to make really good content that people love And then they start giving you Super Chats. If you don't make any content,

they don't give you anything.

But I don't know what content to make anymore. It used to be all about social anxiety and dating.

But you can't keep going on and on about anxiety, can you?

You can make a couple videos about it and then you're done.

JerryRigEverything's got a great thing going because there's multiple new phones coming out every year. All he's got to do is scratch it up and bend it in half and open it up. And it'll get like 5 million views.

I mean, it's completely sustainable because there's always new phones coming out.

I wish I could get views doing tech stuff, but I just, I can't seem to get any views.

22 minutes to go and then dinner.

Did my 2 and a half hour shift.

What? I did IRL all the time overseas. I streamed every day in Japan last year. What are you talking about? And I streamed almost every day in Japan 2 years ago. Did the cycling streams.

Yeah, I'm finding it really hard to stream at home. I feel really lazy.

Like, the environment is just not— it feels like I'm on holiday.

I tried streaming outside in Thailand, but it was so noisy and so hot.

And I had less viewers because it was hard to talk, so I thought— I just gave up and I thought I'd just stream in the house, in the condo.

Didn't know. And there's nowhere nice to walk in Thailand.

You just walk around all these sleazy streets or shopping malls, or you go to a market and it's so crowded.

There's maybe 2 parks.

And it's a hassle to get there, and then you get there and you can walk the whole thing in an hour. It's not like the moors or Kit Hill, we could do 5 hours. Damn, this thing's so light, you can hold it with one hand.

Mercedes to replace all windscreens with pillar-to-pillar LCD TVs. Just like in Cyberpunk, the car's gonna have no windows and it's just gonna have cameras.

It's gonna be weird.

I don't think I like that. I like looking out the actual window.

Oh, there is no fuel being— Hey, hey, bro, can you see me? Can you see me? I can see you, sir. Hey there, your bike looks great.

Uh, no, look at— What do you think? 175 people a day in Britain alone buy a Ford Focus. Now that's what, about 12 an hour? So who's waking up at 3 o'clock in the morning and thinking, I've got to get a Focus, I've got to go out now, I've got to help? Who are they? We know Saabs,

we know Saabs are driven by architects. Yeah, we know my dad drove a Saab by people who play golf. We know Land Rover Discoveries are driven by murderers.

What? I'm gonna have to put you up on that because I think you'll find murderers drive a Renault Espace. Well, Kenneth Noye, who was a murderer, He had a Land Rover Discovery. So he may have done, but Harold Shipman drove a Renault Espace. Fred West drove a Renault Espace. Peter Sutcliffe drove a Renault 16. It was only

because the Espace hadn't been invented. Exactly. This is a Top Gear top tip. Before you claim that 340— I can't sell my apples as organic because I don't pay £600 a year to get them certified. I can't sell my apples as organic because I'm too cheapskate to pay £600 a year to get them certified. Stupid apple person,

just pay the fucking £600.

I can't sell my apples as organic because I didn't pay for the certificate. I don't know why that guy keeps popping up on my feed. Any sprays or fertilizers? Didn't use any sprays or fertilizers. That haven't had any sprays and fertilizers that are not organic,

I sell them on my website in boxes. Imagine buying apples from some random website when you just get them at the supermarket. All one variety. All one variety. 250 different varieties of apples. This one is Histon Favorite. It's a pale yellow skinned with a pink flush, with a pink, pink stripes on as well. Tasty dessert apple. Tasty

dessert apple from Cambridgeshire.

Oh, let's light the barbecue scrap. Is that barbecue scrap? Yeah, I have a mini key ring. Right, yeah. Oh yeah, I have that mini key ring. This is a Glock 19, you guys can see it's unloaded.

I can't sell my apples as organic because I haven't got it certified.

This accent's funny, doesn't sound anything like me, idiot.

Not very good apple business if you can't even afford £600 a year.

Getting dark,

dark clouds rolling in.

I'm kind of bored of this iPhone already.

I don't know what to do with it.

Doom scroll and Look on Amazon.

I like summer the most, actually. Laundry dries really quick. Don't have to wear a lot of layers. I can wear my favorite t-shirt.

Don't like winter.

There's only a few months in the year where going outside doesn't feel miserable.

Wow, look.

Wow, look at my shadow.

My life goal now is—

I don't—

No. Revive my YouTube channel somehow.

Don't know, really.

Let's focus on making money, I guess.

Balance work, money, love, family.

Might be doing a lot of trips between Devon and here.

I just— I don't think I can do the whole trip at once. I was wrecked, physically, mentally exhausted after 3 hours on the road. I needed to stop. My bum went numb. I couldn't feel my left leg. I felt like I was getting pins and needles in my left leg and my arm was aching. A nice little

30-minute break was so nice. Even if I could do the whole trip in one go, I don't think I could do 4 hours

all at once.

So I don't really think having to stop and charge is really a bad thing. It's nice. Had a drink, had some vape, had some crisps, KitKat.

Can you hear the wind? Wind's

howling. Oh,

my back hurts.

I can't believe I actually thought about going to Thailand for 5 years. I can't even decide what to do in 5 weeks. Imagine putting down £15,000, committing to a 5-year visa. I'd get bored in under a year and then start regretting it. That was probably one of my worst ideas ever. Thank God I didn't do it.

I would have gone to Thailand and then got all depressed about my previous relationship in Thailand, and then I would have said it was a bad idea coming back. And then I would have whined that my viewers aren't even going up, and then I would have cussed you all out for being rubbish viewers,

and then I would have gone back home. I would have gone to Japan for a couple months and nutted my brains out and then come back home, and then wouldn't have made any money because the extra viewership, I would have just spent the money on luxury.

Yeah, but I just don't really want to date a Thai girl, to be honest. They don't really interest me.

And then I'd have to stay up until 10, 11 PM to day trade.

Why are my hands all sticky?

I don't know why Sam Pepper wants to live like that. He's got no car.

His girlfriend only likes him because he's got money.

He's trapped in his condo or shopping malls because going outside is really hot and loud, and he's just stuck in Bangkok. When does he ever go out of Bangkok?

And he probably has diarrhea every day. I think life in the UK is much nicer. He could have had a nice car and then gotten a house. And get a dog or cat.

That whole— I don't know, watching Suspenders as well kind of turned me off the idea of going back to Thailand. That lifestyle just looks unappealing, and I've already experienced it and I didn't like it. The UK is not boring.

You can drive your car. You can book a hotel, you can eat good food,

got roots here, you speak the language.

I never really found Thai women that hot.

The only good thing about Thailand is it's cheap and that's it. And it's warm, I guess. But then it starts getting too hot and then you get fed up of it. Driving is a nightmare there.

6 minutes until dinner and then I'm out of AR. Let's see how much money I made. Uh, mango sticky rice is horrible. I love mango, but with rice? No, I just eat the mango and leave the rice. I love mango. Not with rice though, that's weird.

Well, I think I'm gonna go have dinner now. I don't know if I'm gonna come back after dinner. Streaming like this is so uncomfortable. My back's killing me.

So hopefully we do the Uber Eats stream tomorrow, then at least I'll have something to do.

See ya.