New Airbnb

Huh, quite nice.

Do you like my new place?

Very nice,

very nice.

Do you like

my hair? I've been cutting it.

Oh, I got this new tripod.

It's a tripod and a selfie stick at the

same time. It's much better than my other

one. The other one was wobbly because it

was one of those extendable ones, and it

wasn't stable because it extends. It was

kind of wobbly. This one is completely

100% stable. There's no rattling, no

wobbling. Very good. And you can extend

the legs. Look, the legs extend like

this.

Oh, thank you, Strife. Spend time with

Pia. Well, I think she's pretty far away.

Look at the size of this bathtub.

Usually bathtubs in Japan are really tiny.

This one's pretty big. The last one I was

in was so big I could even extend

my legs. This one isn't as big, but it's

still pretty big, and it's

a really nice bathroom. Well designed,

not like those cheap-looking plastic

bathroom shower units Japanese apartments

usually have.

Pretty good. And there's

a proper sink, and the toilet flushes

automatically when you get up and walk

away. It flushes. Let me see if I can make

it flush. So you're sitting on it

and then you get up Um,

okay, it's not doing it because it's very

intelligent. Maybe it realizes that I

didn't actually piss, but when I do piss

and I get up, it flushes straight away.

This Airbnb costs about $40 a night,

so I'm only going to be here for a few

nights. And then unfortunately I have to

stop all of this staying at 5 different

Airbnbs every week. I need to find a

long-term place to stay in.

Otherwise, well, technically I

could afford it, but I don't want to spend

all of my income on Airbnbs. Such a waste

of money. I wish I was rich. Can you

imagine if I lived here? It's kind of

small, okay, it's a bit small, but it's

nice. You wouldn't want to live here with

2 people. If I was living here by myself,

I would just have one bed here, and then I

could have a table here with my computer.

It's perfect for one person, or a table

over there for my computer.

Where do I book Airbnbs from? From the

Airbnb app, where else?

And I can show you the balcony.

The internet's pretty good. The download

speed's really fast, it's about 100

download speed, but upload speed's only

about 10. It's good enough.

You can see there's a river here, and the

balcony is pretty big.

It's really big actually compared to my

wife's apartment's balcony. I think it's

raining. It's not very nice weather.

Surprisingly, the balcony is so big you

can even get a chair out here, get a

barbecue going maybe. It's double

the size of my wife's balcony.

Oh, thank you, chicken niblets for

the 99 cents. Oh, I can do cooking.

Did they give me any stuff? They gave me a

frying pan.

Frying pan. I'm actually enjoying this,

going to different places. It's quite fun.

Weird plastic handle.

Plastic handle knife.

It's been ages since I last did any

cooking. I don't really

feel like cooking. You can get tastier

stuff from the convenience store and it's

not really that much expensive. It's not

really that much more expensive.

Well, this is my new prison.

I don't know what to do with my life.

What should I do? What do you think I

should do?

I think my skin looks a bit better. I've

been washing my face again.

I stopped washing my face because I

thought it didn't make any difference,

but then I started exfoliating again. I

got this exfoliating cream and

I think it is actually working. What do

It's made my skin softer.

Um, I'm not gonna give you an update

on my wife stuff because I made a video

about it, and if I tell you now, then you

won't watch the video. So I'm gonna keep

my lips zipped because

before I would do a stream and then spill

the beans When I had a video planned

spilling the beans, but if you heard me

spill the beans in the stream, then I'll

get less views on my video because you

already heard me spill the beans.

I'll upload the video in about six hours,

so when it's around midnight, pan.

Very different. Outcome streaming at this

time. It's much better to stream at

midnight, but I kind of want to go to

sleep tonight. I don't really feel

like streaming until 2 AM,

so I thought I'd just show you the new

Airbnb.

Hopefully I can start making videos

properly again that isn't just going from

one Airbnb to another. I feel like

recently my content is just, hey look,

I'm in a new B&B, new Airbnb now, now I'm

in another Airbnb. I don't know what to

do for content. It's kind of hard because

I'm moving so much. The Hong Kong guy has

some ideas. He suggested we could go to

this abandoned love hotel or

this abandoned theme park, but I'm a bit

worried about going to abandoned places

because isn't it illegal to trespass? And

then if we film ourselves trespassing,

we, we might, might get into trouble.

I don't know if we would actually get into

trouble. The Hong Kong guy has lots of

good ideas. For abandoned places.

I think the abandoned love hotel, we could

do that,

or we could go to a normal love hotel.

Oh, the Swedish girl agreed to doing a

video with me where I can ask her about

the whole blackmailing But I don't know if

I trust her. I'm finding it difficult to

trust her because everyone's saying that

she set me up. All of the fingers are

pointing towards she set me up, but I'm

finding it hard to believe that she would

do that. I don't know her. I only met her

for about 2 hours, but she seemed

nice. Maybe it's easy to seem nice. Just

smile. Do you think it's her?

I don't know, it just seems like it's way

too much of a coincidence that someone

just randomly took our photo. And even if

I did make a video with her, what would I

say? I'd say, was it you behind the photo?

And she would say no, and that'll be it,

video over.

Does the Hong Kong guy have a name? Yeah,

but I forgot it. I don't even know the

Swedish girl's name.

I forgot that guy's— the New Zealand guy's

name as well that I met at a bar. I always

forget people's names, or I just forget

straight away, so I don't bother asking.

Does it really matter? I mean, I know what

he looks like. Why do I need to know

his name?

Yeah, I know his name's

Casey, but that's not his real name.

That's like his, his fake English name.

I never use people's names anyway when I

talk to them. I just say you.

I'd say, so what are you doing tomorrow?

Or, hey you.

I never ever use people's names because

it's weird. I feel like it's too intimate.

The only person's name I ever used was my

sister's. I'd say Sabrina, but that's

because we're brother and sister. When

it's a stranger or someone I'm not very

close to, I feel like it's weird to say

I could move in with the Hong Kong guy.

That could be fun.

Do you have zero friends? Well, I guess

the Hong Kong guy is a friend.

And I guess Sam's friend is also my

friend. You know that guy who appeared at

the end of I Ruined My Marriage video?

The guy with the cap who was kind of

skinny? He's nice. I met him again last

week. We went to a bar. He was DJing and

he invited me to the bar. I said yes. He

gave me some anxiety pills.

I wonder if he'll ask me to go to another

I quite like him because he's like the

complete opposite of me, and he knows all

of these things about Japan that I have no

idea about, like bars and DJing and

smoking, doing drugs and stuff like that.

He's, um, I feel like he's my gateway,

my doorway into this unknown world of

Japan that I've never experienced.

And it's kind of interesting. I went to a

bar. Me, can you imagine me? I went

to a bar and I smoked shisha and I talked

to a Japanese woman. And I talked to

strangers. Me, of all people, that's just

not what I do. It's so un-Daniel-like.

It was weird though. I quite liked

smoking. It made me feel— there was

nicotine in the shisha, but it didn't feel

good, you know, like pleasurable good,

but it made me feel relaxed. I felt like,

ah, I can relax now. The anxiety kind of

melted away. I was like, oh,

and my voice deepened because I was

comfortable. When I'm nervous, my voice

gets really high. If you watch me talk to

Ice Poseidon, I was so nervous you could

hear it in my voice. My voice was like,

yes, I'm Daniel. That's not what I sound

like. I was just really nervous. And then

when I smoked the shisha, I felt so

relaxed. I was like Yo, what's up guys?

It was like alcohol times 10. It was like

10 times stronger than alcohol, plus I

didn't have to keep going to the toilet.

So I quite like nicotine. Maybe I'll start

smoking before videos and streams so I can

relax, so I feel less nervous,

but I'm scared of getting addicted to it.

Oh, guess who messaged me? Elvis the Alien

said— I can't believe he's actually

willing to do this, but he said he would

be willing to come to Japan to make a

documentary video with me.

I'm guessing he means like, you know,

those Shane Dawson documentary videos. He

wants to make one about me. I don't know

if he was coming to Japan anyway or if he

would come to Japan just for me.

I don't really know because I'm very

awkward around people, and then he's going

to use his fancy expensive YouTuber camera

and my skin will look terrible. Trust me,

you don't want to see me filmed with a

DSLR. My skin looks horrible. You can even

see it now just from my shitty smartphone

camera, but I don't have good skin and

I'm pretty insecure about my skin. It

doesn't look too bad in videos because I

usually have a beauty filter on or I

upload at low quality, but there's a

reason why I don't get a good camera.

It's not because I can't afford it. It's

because it'll make my skin look like shit,

and I just don't think people want to see

that. I'd rather make myself look nicer.

It's not— it's not bad, is it? I mean,

girls wear makeup and foundation. Why

can't I use a beauty filter? Wouldn't you

rather see a more attractive version of

me? Instead of a freckly,

pimply version of me.

Look,

I don't really feel insecure when I'm

filming because I'm in total control, but

if someone else is filming for his own

channel, then I'm out of control and I'm

a bit nervous about that. Also,

I'm not sure what he's going to ask me.

If you've seen me do interviews before,

you'll know that I'm terrible at doing

interview stuff. They'll ask me like this

really complex question that's a pretty

good question, and you can tell they've

put thought into the question, and then I

can't think of a good answer and I just

say, um, maybe. I guess,

or I just do one-word answers, or I don't

know how to answer the question. It's like

they'll say, what was the motivation

behind the creation of— I don't know, I

just wanted to make videos and get some

money, and I was bored. I don't

really think I'm this mysterious enigma to

Would a documentary about me really be

that interesting? I'm not that interesting

of a person. I just like sex, and I like

girls, and I play Rainbow Six, and having

marriage problems, and I like Japan.

I'm not really that much of an in-depth

person, to be honest.

I feel flattered that he's

interested in making a documentary about

me. Obviously that would be great exposure

for my channel. I'm nearly at 100K

subs, but I think I'm gonna lose a bunch

of subs because of tonight's video. Um,

it's pretty self-destructive,

but I'm so close. I'm only about 870

subscribers away from 100K.

I think I'm— I don't know. I think the

people who would unsubscribe because they

felt offended have already unsubscribed,

and the people who I'm left with are the

people who aren't going to unsubscribe

because I'm a shitty person or I say bad

things.

Oh, who cares? It'll mean it'll

take me a bit longer to get to 100K. I

think I'd eventually get there. I don't

even know if I want 100K. I guess it would

be cool to see the digits go up by

an extra digit. 100K is a pretty big

but I'm not going to stop making types

of videos because I'm scared of losing

subs. I think that's stupid. Shouldn't be

He said for the documentary I'll

have to be free all day for filming, and

we'd go to some, I don't know, hotel room

maybe, and he'll ask me questions. We'll

sit down in front of the camera. Oh, it

sounds really scary. I don't like these

really What's the word?

Professionally set up. If there's all like

cameras and tripods, I don't know if he's

gonna use multiple cameras and there's

gonna be lighting. It just sounds like too

much pressure.

Maybe it's not gonna be like that. Maybe

he'll just bring a simple camera and just

Why don't I lift weights? Because it

hurts. I don't like that feeling of

tiredness. I don't like exercise because

it feels bad. I tried doing, um,

push-ups,

but I get bored and I hardly notice any

difference, and I feel like it's a waste

of time. I'm still going to be skinny.

Even if I lifted weights, I'm still going

to be very slim looking. You won't really

notice. I'm actually even slimmer than

you might think because the t-shirt hides

how skinny— look, if I pull it back, this

is how skinny I actually am.

I'm just very slim.

And I don't say eat more because that's

rubbish. Some people just

have a natural body weight and it doesn't

matter what they do, they'll just revert

back to their natural body shape.

It's like TKO Sam. I spent nearly all day

with him and he barely had anything to

eat. He only had about 10, 10 takoyaki

octopus balls. That was it. It's not like

he was stuffing himself all day long, and

he's huge. He's like 20 times bigger than

me, and we ate the same amount of food.

Some people are just naturally big, and

some people just naturally slim, and I

don't think exercise would help a little

bit Like a tiny bit, but I'm still going

to be super slim. Look at Bruce Lee.

He was like a karate master and

he was ripped, but he still looks, you

know, really slim and small.

I don't really care. I think being skinny

is the least of my problems.

And it just seems like a waste of money.

So I eat— so I exercise and exercise, and

then I start eating more. It's just gonna

cost me more money to get more food.

Is it really gonna help me get more sex?

The main thing preventing me from getting

sex is my confidence and the social

anxiety thing. I don't even attempt to

talk to girls. I went to the bar with

this— with that, um, guy,

Sam's friend, and then these 2 Japanese

girls kept turning around to look at me,

and I didn't even say hi. I mean, that

would have been the perfect opportunity to

say hey.

What's up? They turned

around and looked directly at me about 3

times, and I just looked at the ground

like a stupid sheep. I feel so annoyed

with myself that I'm so scared I can't

even say hi to a girl in a bar. I mean,

the bar is like the perfect place to say

hi to a girl. They're probably at the bar

because they want to meet guys or meet

When's the video coming out? In about 5

hours.

Visa update? I'm probably gonna go home

for Christmas. Do you like

my tan? Look, have I tanned?

It looks— no, I don't think I have. It's

just a shadow. I thought my forearm looked

browner. Look at my muscle.

I'll beat you up.

Maybe I'll go back to England, learn a

trade like welding. Welding's a manly

trade. Metal needs to be

joined together.

No, I won't stay in England for long.

Just for Christmas. Mope around in my

house for a bit. Oh, then I don't know,

come back to Japan, I guess. Oh, life is

so boring. So go here, go there, sit here,

sit there, sleep there, sleep here.

Why can't life be more exciting? Where's

the excitement? I watch this guy called

Harold Boulder. I just binge-watch him all

day because he looks like he enjoys life

so much. Gets on a motorbike, drives here,

goes to some random village in Vietnam,

starts chatting to people.

He looks like he enjoys life so much just

by interacting with people, and I feel

like I'm missing out. By not being able to

Does he even have a license? How do you

get a license to drive a motorbike in

I might stay at a net cafe for the next

video. I don't really know what to do for

videos anymore.

I kind of like Harold's style.

He just goes to a country and then he'll

upload 5 videos in 2 days. Of all the

things he's done. Gets a shave, rides a

motorbike, gets some pork. It's so simple.

I wish I could get views doing that. Just

go to some capsule hotel. He went to a

capsule hotel in Vietnam and got 2 million

views, and it was just him in a capsule

hotel. It wasn't even special, it wasn't

even edited. It was like a livestream, it

was like a vlog. He just walked in.

That's why I like his channel, because I

get all these people saying, oh, your

videos aren't edited, you need to have

good editing. And I've always said that's

a load of rubbish, and his channel kind of

proves that you don't have to have amazing

editing like Abroad in Japan. You can just

have a simple vlog style and people enjoy

that as well.

But he does what I can't do, which is

interacting with people. I don't know how

he does it, especially with the camera.

He'll just like walk into some place and

shove the camera in their face. Well, not

in the face, but he'll just walk around

like this with his camera. I feel stupid

even holding my GoPro out in public.

That's why I want to get this spy camera.

Well, it's not really a spy camera. It's

coming out in a few weeks in Japan. It's

called the Insta360 Go, and it's about

this big. It's about this big,

and you get like a magnetic clip and it

just clips to your shirt. That'll be

perfect. And then I can just secretly film

people and get interactions without

worrying about them Getting upset about

being filmed. I just get worried that

people get angry with me for filming them.

I don't like Bold and Bankrupt for some

reason. I prefer Harold. I don't

know why, but I'm bankrupt. He, he just

find him irritating to watch.

I saw him in Ice Poseidon's stream. Ice

Poseidon just randomly found him in Prague

and then walked up to him and started

talking to him. Yeah, Ice Poseidon wants

to make a video with him just because he's

got a million subs, but when it's me, he

couldn't give a shit just because I'm some

small 90K YouTuber. Didn't ask

me to make a video, didn't even care,

didn't even Exchange contact details.

All he did was subscribe to my channel.

You know what else I want to try doing? I

want to try going to a bar by myself and

then just see if I can— see if I can talk

to a stranger.

I kind of did it before. Well, I wasn't

alone, but I pretended to be alone because

I was with Sam's friend, and Sam's

friend was DJing, so I was left alone.

And then this Japanese guy came up to me,

started talking to me. He asked me if I

was alone. I just said yes.

Ice only wants to make a video with Bold

and Bankrupt because he's got a huge

channel. If I had a million subs, Ice

would be asking me to make a video as

well.

Oh, I'm starving. I want to get some food

soon.

There's no food. I left my chocolate in

the last Airbnb.

Uh, oh, some guy messaged me. He said he's

coming to Japan with his wife and he

wants— he would like to meet me. I don't

know, what would we do?

I don't really have anything interesting

to talk about. Trying to think.

Um.

I can't really talk about my wife because

I made a video. I don't want to spoil it.

It'll be like Star Wars making you movie,

and then they put all of the big story

elements into the trailer so you don't

have to go and see the movie. I'm trying

to be a bit sneaky with my

marketing, see if it makes any difference.

It's not really a massive secret.

It's not really a massive thing

that I have to reveal. I think it's pretty

obvious by now what I'm gonna say.

What would I say?

Do you

like my new tripod?

Oh, people were saying that I'm really

short next to that girl. No, I'm not

really short. She was just freakishly

tall. She was 170 centimeters.

Plus she had these really thick heels on

her shoes. If you look at

the surroundings, all the other guys are

shorter than her as well. She was just

really tall, and some people thought she

was Japanese because she had black hair.

No, she was Swedish, white. She just dyed

and chemically straightened her hair,

probably. I'm not short.

I'm 175,

which is about 5 foot 8.8.

Now when I wear shoes, I guess I'm closer

to 5'9,

and I kind of slouch, so that probably

takes off a couple centimeters from my

height. My first girlfriend Sayuri used to

say to me to stop slouching because I'd be

taller. I don't know why I slouch. I

should stand like this, but I end up doing

this.

My dad used to try and straighten my

shoulders out because I do have a bit of a

habit of slouching. It's just hard not

to slouch,

especially since it was cold most of the

time in England. I'd spend most of the

time hunched up like this to keep my neck

warm. I'm not short, okay? I'm pretty

average in Japan. I'm taller than a

lot of people in Japan. In Europe, then

yeah, I'm pretty short because most of the

guys are 180 or 185, but in Asia,

I'm pretty average when it comes to

height.

She was huge. She was bigger than so many

people.

Do I have any food? No, I have to go and

get some. I'm gonna go out, explore this

area. Do a bit of walking.

Everywhere in Japan just kind of looks the

same. I walked around the neighborhood in

the last Airbnb place and it was really

depressing. It had this weird vibe. It was

kind of like Korea. There were just so

many huge apartments, just massive

apartments and no people. It just felt

like some kind of abandoned ghost city.

I walked around there, walked around the

river. It was really dull.

I think the area around my wife's place is

much nicer. The area around the Airbnb was

a bit rough.

A lot of yankees. Do you know what yankees

are? They're like the low-class Japanese

people who usually have dyed hair and they

wear stupid-looking clothing.

I guess they're kind of like the people

from the hood or chavs in England.

There are a lot of them in Tsukamoto,

which is where my previous Airbnb was.

They're just so annoying. They're loud,

they look stupid, they sound stupid.

This place is a bit better. I haven't

really walked around yet. It's next to a

river. I really like rivers.

I'm not sure why in Japanese low-class

people are called yankees. I don't

think it has to do anything with

Americans.

I just like people when they don't make

any noise. And the Yankee people just

intimidate me a bit. One of the reasons I

didn't like Germany, because everyone's

just so loud. I don't hate them because

they're poor, I hate them because they're

loud. They could be rich and I'd still

hate them because they look stupid and

they irritate me.

How do I get— how do you get a visa in

Japan? I don't know. Get a job or get

I wish I knew. I feel like everyone gets a

visa. I can't get a visa.

If I made a 5-year plan, what would it

look like? I don't know. I'd like to

meet lots of girls from different

countries, travel around, make fun videos,

make money, have good sex,

try new things maybe. I'd like to try

drugs, possibly.

And maybe— what was the other thing I

Maybe go to some country that I would

hate, like India, and then just make a

video about how much I hated it.

You already did that in Germany. Yeah, it

got good views, didn't it? I think if I

went to other countries and just

complained, I could be like that Cole

Pilkington Guy, I should stop comparing

myself to Harold because I watch Harold

videos and I think, wow, this guy really

loves traveling. He's so positive. He goes

exploring. And I think to myself, damn, I

don't think I could be like that even if I

pretended. So why don't I just stop

pretending and then just go full moaning

mode and become like the Asian Cole

Pilkington? Just complain about

everything.

I can do that.

I could go to India and then just complain

about how much I hate it. Strap on the

GoPro. No, I can't wait until I can get

that little tiny— look it up now, it's

called the Insta360 Go. It looks amazing,

it's like this big. And it has like

a magnetic clip so you can attach it to

pretty much anything. I would just clip

it. I'd get a white t-shirt and then just

clip it here and just walk around with it

and then try and film funny interactions,

then come back to the hotel and just

complain about how terrible my experience

Is that my favorite shirt? Yes, I like it.

I think the stripes make me look a bit

fatter. Do you think it does?

Makes me look a bit wider.

Fatter— is that a word? I think so. More

fat— that sounds weird. Skinnier,

fatter.

Healthier. More fat. It makes me look more

fat. That sounds wrong. I don't

know, I might be wrong, but that sounds

wrong to me.

Maybe I'll get into smoking.

I'm so hungry. I think I'm gonna go soon,

get some food. What should

I get?

I might get—

I want to go to a restaurant.

Fed up with convenience store food.

Today I had salmon and

some rice and a banana. That was it.

And then I'll have dinner, probably have

some chocolate. That's it really. I don't

even know if that's 1,000 calories.

I feel like I can eat a lot right now.

Well, I'm gonna go. New video up in

about 5 hours. I need to edit it.

See ya.