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Idiot customers I had to deal with

2019-02-04 · 6 min

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    Do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

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    Hello, mate. One bottle of wine, please.

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    Uh, that will be twelve ninety-nine,

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    please. Uh, twelve ninety-nine. Okay,

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    just let me get some some coins out.

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    1, 2, 3. There you go,

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    mate. Thank you. Bye.

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    Do do do do do do do do do do do do.

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    Sorry,

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    mate. Uh uh, I dropped it. Could I

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    get another one? Sure, don't worry about

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    it. That'll be 12.99, please. I have to

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    pay again? Oh, come on, mate, it was an

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    accident. I didn't mean to drop it.

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    Fine, just take another one. Cheers,

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    mate. Do do do do do do do do do

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    do do do do do. Stupid clumsy

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    idiot.

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    Another peaceful night shift. Uh,

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    alright mate, can I get a beer? One beer,

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    please. Yep, that'll be £4.99.

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    Um, well, you see, the thing is, the thing

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    is I don't have enough money, but I really

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    want a beer. Would it be okay if I just

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    took it? You want me to give

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    you a beer for free?

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    Yeah, come on, mate. Please, please. I

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    always come in here. You know me. You've

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    seen me in here before. Oh, come on,

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    mate. I'll pay you back. I promise. I'll

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    pay you back next weekend. Please. No,

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    I really can't do that. I'm sorry. I can't

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    just give you free stuff. Oh, come on,

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    mate. It's only just— it's just one beer.

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    Come on, mate. Please. It's not much. I

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    promise I'll pay you back next time I come

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    in here. No. Oh, please,

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    mate. I haven't had a beer all day long.

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    You don't know how tough my life is. If I

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    don't have this beer, beer, I don't know

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    what I would do. I'm really sorry, but I

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    can't give you free stuff. Please, mate.

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    Come on, mate. Please, please, can I have

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    it? Please, come on, mate. Come on, do me

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    a favor, mate. Please, please, please.

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    Ah, okay, okay, okay. Just take it. Just

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    take it and go. Cheers, mate. I'll pay you

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    back, I promise.

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    Hello mate, can I get a packet of 10

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    Mayfair cigarettes please? I'm sorry, we

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    don't sell packs of 10s anymore because of

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    the new law. We have packs of 20s though.

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    Oh, pack of 20s? I don't want a pack of

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    20s, I wanted a pack of 10s. Stupid

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    government ruining my life. Well, if you

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    think about it this way, a packet of 20

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    costs less than 2 packets of 10, so

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    actually they're saving you money if you

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    think about it. Yeah, but I don't want a

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    packet of 20. If I buy a packet of 20, I

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    end up smoking all of the 20 in a day. I

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    only smoke 10 a day. If I end up smoking

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    20 a day, I'll end up getting cancer,

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    won't I? Well, you could buy 20 and then

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    take 10 out of the pack, leave them at

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    home, and then smoke them The next day.

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    No, mate, you don't get it, mate. I only

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    smoke ten a day.

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    Oh, forget about it, mate. I won't. I

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    won't get anything. Stupid government

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    ruining my life.

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    Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

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    da da da da da da. All right, mate,

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    just got some petrol here.

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    Oh, you're not supposed to bring the fuel

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    into the shop. It's a dangerous flammable

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    liquid. Oh, sorry about that, mate. Maybe

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    you should have had a sign out there.

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    Maybe you should have used your common

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    sense. That'll be £24.99,

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    please. Do do do do do do do

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    do do do do do do do do. Ah,

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    stupid idiot bringing fuel into this shop.

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    Now have to clean it all up.

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    Excuse me, can I use the toilet? I'm

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    sorry, the toilet's for staff only. But I

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    really need to use the toilet. Can't you

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    see I'm pregnant? I'm sorry, but we don't

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    have a customer toilet here. Oh, stuff

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    you! What a stupid shop. Look, there's a

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    toilet right here. Why don't you just let

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    me use it? Um, because it's a,

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    uh, it's a staff toilet.

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    I really hate this job.

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