Self Isolation in England - Day 6 [j-niUOsOFlU]

Testing.

Testing,

testing, testing.

Hello?

Hello? Oh wow, it sounds good! Hello?

Oh wow, it sounds good! Haha!

Hello, Daniel.

Hello, Daniel. Okay, I think it's working.

Very nice! Finally fixed the internet.

Stupid thing. Oh,

guess what I just did? I booked the

dentist. It was my first time in my entire

life that I've ever booked the dentist for

myself. My mum always did it for me.

First time ever.

It's going to be my first time going to

the dentist since. 2002. Can you believe

it? 2002. They didn't even have

smartphones back then. Was it

2002? 16? No,

2004, I think, was the last time I went.

I think I was about 14 when I went to the

dentist last time. I'm so excited.

She asked me if it was my first time. I

said yes.

How many cavities do I think I have? I

don't know. Who wants to start bets? How

many cavities will Daniel have when he

goes to the dentist? I think I have one

actually up here.

I got this teeth whitening kit as well.

Oh, that's my Galaxy Fold box. Where's my

whitening box?

I got this teeth whitening box.

I'm not sure if it works. I might try it

later. First proper desktop stream.

Yeah, it's my first desktop stream since

Since I went back to my ex-wife last year,

which was about June, wasn't it? Before

June was my last desktop stream.

Let me check.

Yeah, I think it's streaming fine. I know

the quality sucks, but it's the best I can

do. You can see me, can't you? And you can

hear me, so it's fine.

I feel so relieved after phoning the

dentist because I was stressing out about

it all week, and I want to go sooner,

but I had these stupid pimples up here. I

don't really want to go to the dentist

when I've got a pimple. Is this only

audio? No, it's video as well. Can't you

see the video? Jesus.

Only getting— what are you talking about?

When I look at it myself, I can see myself

moving.

Look.

See? Press refresh

then. Jesus, do I have to tell you

everything? I'm not your mother.

Sounds immature about pimples. Yeah,

well, they're gonna be looking at my

mouth, aren't they? Close up. I don't have

a big red spot there when they're looking

at me. So if I wait a few days, maybe the

pimple will disappear.

So annoying. Every time I have to meet

someone or go somewhere, I get a stupid

pimple either here or here. Every time,

always here or here in the same place. So

irritating. Why can't it be here or here?

Anywhere else?

Hate it.

I had no pimples, um, when I was meeting

Elvis the Alien. I had no pimples, and

then a few days before I had to go meet

him, I had this massive one just appear

out of nowhere, and then you can see it in

his video. So irritating.

I'm a bit nervous. It's been

16 years since I went to the dentist.

I think they're fine, to be honest,

but maybe I should get them checked.

Maybe it'll be fun. Last time I went, I

used to go to this dentist called Dr.

Arnold, and he gave me a lollipop. And a

Simon Sam something Sam, Fyman Sam

sticker. Am I sure I'll be going

to Sweden in 30 days? Yeah, I've 100%

decided unless she cancels on me, which I

don't think she will. I've 100% decided

that I'm going within this month,

March.

Look at my phone!

It's a folding phone.

Are you jealous?

Haha, isn't it really cool? I love it.

I've been using it for about a week now,

and it's the perfect, bestest phone I've

ever used. Do I think the virus will

prevent you from traveling? Well, so far

Sweden looks fine. I've heard Spain got

hit. I was actually gonna go to Spain to

meet, to meet this Spanish girl, but I

haven't heard from her for about 5 days,

and she works as a nurse, so I don't know

if she's okay or not. But I don't really

want to go to Spain anymore because it's

spreading in Spain as well. All of Italy

got locked down. It's so irritating. I

leave Asia, I leave Korea, and I come back

to Europe, and then now it says it's

getting better in Asia, and now it's

getting worse in Europe. It's like it's

following me around. And I

think I should go to Sweden quickly before

it reaches Sweden as well.

What if I wait until next month and then

next month and then she gets a boyfriend

by then, or the the, the, the

you-know-what spreads there as well, then

I can't go. So I think I have to go sooner

rather than later.

Yeah, I know it reached Sweden, but

there's only a few cases. There's not

thousands, is there? It'll be fine.

Maybe I'll be able to get a cheap flight

ticket as well because no one's flying

now. The plane I came home on from Korea

was completely empty. There was like 2

people. It was the best flight I ever had.

I had all the seats to myself. I just put

down the armrests and I, I went to bed on

the seats, stretched out my legs.

It's funny because the planes have to keep

flying to keep on— keep hold of the

special airport spots. So they're

just flying around nearly empty or else

they'll lose their places. They're slots,

not spots. They have a special slot so

they can land at the airport and they have

to keep flying to hold on to it.

Maybe I'll make tea in a minute. I want to

have a look at this teeth whitening kit I

got. I got new scissors as well,

and I got these scissors,

hair cutting scissors, and I got these

thinning scissors. They have funny teeth.

They're so sharp. I can feel the sharpness

when I touch it.

But I cut my hair too much and now it

looks weird. I always do that because it

gets long and then I think it looks weird,

so I cut it and I cut it too much and then

it's too short.

Where's my knife?

Yesterday I couldn't do anything because

we had men over fixing the water

pipes, and they were here for about 6

hours, 5 or 6 hours.

And then my sister was here the whole

time, so I couldn't make any videos. Or do

anything else. Now I finally got the house

to myself again. It's really nice.

Someone keeps using a chainsaw cutting

trees down. You think living

in the countryside is peaceful and quiet?

It's not. Stupid neighbors keep

chainsawing stuff or mowing the lawn.

How much was my flight to London? It was

about— I think it was about £480.

I forgot now. How old is the

girl you're about to meet in Sweden? I

think she's 20. I'm not

sure actually. I'm pretty sure someone

said 20.

Oh wow, look at this! It's like

a professional teeth whitening kit.

Ew,

that looks gross.

I don't know if these actually work.

Is the girl I'm visiting Shinun?

Yes, she is in the comments section.

Maybe I should have kept it a secret.

Ooh, what's this?

And there's this weird LED light thing.

Don't know how to use it. Why does it

shine a light onto your teeth?

Oh, that idiot. As soon as I start

streaming, he starts mowing something,

cutting something down. Is it my uncle?

I think it's my uncle.

I just called my uncle an idiot. How do

you turn it on?

Oh, thank you, David. Show us a picture of

the Swedish girl. She has a YouTube

channel. You can see her for yourself.

Is it the same Swedish girl as before?

No, she's not actually Swedish though,

she's Finnish.

The annoying thing about this donation

goal is it, it won't update. I have to

manually update it myself.

Show us a pic of the Swedish girl.

But I can do text-to-speech, which is

cool.

253. So I have to— it's so stupid,

Streamlabs. Why can't I update it? I have

to end the goal and

then— oh no, I forgot.

Where was I? It was at 7-something,

wasn't I? Wasn't it?

I have to re-enter it every time someone

donates. What was it

at last? It was 7 something, wasn't it?

I forgot now. 7:39.

Thank you.

So I need 7— this is gonna take ages.

7:39 plus 2 5

is 992.

It won't let me enter text.

Fuck's sake,

so annoying.

It won't let me enter it. Stupid phone.

Sweden trip, and then— okay,

start goal. That took ages.

How's my new phone? It's the best phone

ever. I don't know why so many people were

moaning about it on my last video,

saying it's a waste of money. It's not a

waste of money. You get a phone and a

tablet in one. And then some idiot said,

oh, it's so expensive, but it's not even

good specs. It is good specs. Has 512GB

storage, has 12GB of RAM, it has the

latest CPU. It has the latest cameras.

What are you talking about, it's not good

specs? It's better than your specs.

Stupid people think they know what they're

talking about when they know nothing.

You're not gonna pay £2,000 for a phone

that doesn't have the top specs. It has

the top specs, trust me. It's the fastest

phone I've ever used. It's smooth, it

never crashes, never freezes.

They're just jealous because their phone

doesn't do this.

They're just jealous.

And no, I'm not gonna drop it, I'm not

gonna get it wet, I'm not gonna scratch it

because I'm not a clumsy idiot. And I know

how to look after my gadgets.

So I have to remember 992.

Oh no, they're coming in! David, thank

you, and Rasputin. I have to transfer— I

have to convert £2 into dollars as well.

If I had a pen and paper, that'd be much

better. Update the

stream goal. You're giving me work. So £2

was 253,

wasn't it? So 9— 9.92.

Update the stream goal, please. I'm doing

it now. Plus $2,

that's $14.45.

Could have bought a 75-inch 4K Samsung TV

for £2,000. Yeah, but I can't put a

75-inch TV into my pocket, can I?

I'm a travel vlogger. I travel the world.

I can't buy expensive stuff that I can't

take with me. So I'm at £1,445.

£1,445.

Oh wow, I did it really quickly this time.

How did I do that? That was weird.

I don't know why people keep laughing at

me when I say I'm a travel vlogger. I

travel to different countries and then I

make vlogs, and I do make vlogs outside.

It's just that people don't watch them.

My last one when I went outside with

George only got 15k views, so I

make travel vlogs, you guys just not

I went on a date with that French girl and

we went all over the place. I went and met

that guy Eugene, I met George, went to all

different places. It's just that people

don't watch the videos where I'm not

complaining about something or talking

about a girl, and then they say that I'm

not a travel vlogger because I don't go

outside. I go outside all the time. I just

don't film every time I go outside, and I

don't make many videos when I go outside

because people aren't really interested in

seeing me go outside. If you look at the

that's not traveling. It is traveling. I

traveled to a different country and I go

and see the sights. How's that not

traveling?

I literally travel and then I vlog.

Travel vlogger. And people saying I'm not

a travel vlogger. Shut up, I am.

What about Canada? Well, I have 4,

possibly 4 very good reasons to go to

Canada, but I don't really want to go to

Canada. It looks kind of boring and it's

very far away and it's just very big,

too wide. Public transport sucks

apparently,

so hopefully Swedish girl works out. And

then she becomes my girlfriend. No, I'm

just joking. I don't want to pressure

anyone.

Maybe if the Essex girl didn't ghost me,

then I wouldn't have to go anywhere. It'd

be so nice if I could get a girlfriend in

England, then I wouldn't have to travel.

I hate traveling. So much money and then I

don't even enjoy it. It takes ages to get

I don't even know why she lost interest in

me. Didn't even do anything wrong.

We were talking about meeting up in

Indonesia or going on a trip somewhere in

Asia, and then she just kind of stopped

talking to me.

Why do I do something I hate? Well, I have

to do something I hate in order to do the

things that I love. It's called a job,

basically. It's like a job. You do

something you don't like to be able to do

things you do like. What are these?

I have no idea how to use this. It looks

really complicated.

Whoa, made me jump.

Oh, thank you for the $1. Oh look,

automatically updated. Thank you very

much. We are 2.4%

Towards Sweden.

Too bad your message didn't get read out.

I think it got filtered.

If YouTube revenue dies down, would I get

a job? No, I'm never getting a job ever.

If I have to— if I have to get a job,

then I'll just go to the job center and do

what I did before.

Where's my hair clip?

I made a tweet. I don't know if you follow

me on Twitter or not, but I made like a

trolling joke tweet saying, I'm going for

therapy. Thank you all for all of your

advice. And then people actually thought I

was being serious, and the tweet got so

many likes and comments saying, I'm happy

for you, man. It's like people can't tell

when I'm trolling or not. I also made a

tweet saying, I'm quitting YouTube and I'm

looking for a job, and it got over 100

likes. I wasn't serious.

As if I'd quit YouTube. Why would I quit

YouTube? Quitting YouTube is the stupidest

thing anyone could ever do.

Yeah, I'll just quit something that I like

doing and I get money from. That sounds

like a good idea.

Like those idiots Texan in Tokyo quit

their channel, didn't they? Idiots.

It really pisses me off when people have

big channels and they just decide to quit.

How dare they? I would kill to

have their channel,

and then they just quit, flush it down the

toilet like it's nothing. So ungrateful.

I bet loads of people would love to have a

channel with 250,000 subscribers.

And a loving loyal fan base, and they had

that and they just quit. So stupid! Hate

them. That stupid Grace.

Go back to Texas. VAGNA,

VAGNA, VAGNA, VAGNA, VAGNA, VAGNA,

VAGNA, VAGNA. No, no VAGNA.

VAGNA, VAGNA, VAGNA, VAGNA, VAGNA.

VH in AVH in AVH in AVH in AVH in AVH

in AVH in AVH. Okay, I'm turning that off,

but thank you very much.

Where's my thing?

Magic.

So it says fit the standard mouth tray to

the LED light, apply the gel to the mouth

tray Place in the mouth, turn on, and

whiten for 20 minutes. I can't do that for

20 minutes. I won't be able to speak

unless you want to see me sit here for 20

minutes not doing anything.

Oh, I got a halogen cooker. Do you want to

see it? It's pretty big.

If you're subscribed to my cooking

channel, I unboxed it and

I cooked sausages inside of it. Today I

made bread pudding and I made bacon on

toast inside of the halogen cooker. It's

really good. It's like a glass bowl and it

cooks the food with a light bulb at the

top, and there's no

fire, no mess, no burning.

It's really good and it only costs £35.

Where's the gum thing? I was chewing on it

just now, but I've lost it.

Why do you want to travel with a pandemic?

Because I'm bored.

What else am I supposed to do? How can

I change this light?

Because there's no girls who want to meet

me nearby. I lost

it, the little gum thing. Where did I put

The title says you're sick. No, it says I

think I'm sick, and yesterday I felt

really sick.

Yeah, that's it really. I felt really sick

yesterday after I ate that sausage from

the halogen oven. It was around 9 PM. I

went to bed at 9 PM, didn't even have

dinner, and I had this massive headache

and I felt like I was going to vomit, so I

just went to bed. I felt terrible, and

then I woke up next morning, I felt great.

And I had a bit of a cough. My sister came

home, she was coughing all day long.

I've actually lost the gum thing.

So annoying. I was holding it just now.

Oh, thank you, Flugel. Go to Spain.

Go to Spain. No, I don't think I want to

go to Spain anymore. I heard Spain's

getting pretty bad with the virus.

I mean, the you-know-what. I can't say the

V word or the C word. Or else I don't get

any money. It's so nice

to be home. Isn't it weird? Last week I

was in an Airbnb in Korea and now I'm back

home. Which part of Sweden do

I want to go to? That's top secret.

Love you, Daniel. Oh, thank you,

Danielle. Love you too.

Let me calculate that.

1.99 in USD is

$2.51.

So what I do is 1970,

1970 plus 251

is 2221.

2221. And then enter

it in. Haha,

easy peasy.

Nice.

Oh, thank you, Crab Milk. Stay safe.

I'm lucky. I think I'm very lucky because

nothing bad ever happens to me. Nothing

really, really bad happens, does it?

Why would anyone go to Sweden to meet

Asian girls? I'm going to Sweden to meet a

Finnish girl. I'm Not an Asian girl.

I think I'm finished with Asian girls. I

might make a video about this actually

called Why No? I'll call it I'm

Giving Up on Asian Girls because

I haven't really had much luck with Asian

girls, have I?

They look nice, but I've realized that

they're really boring. To talk to and hang

out with. I mean, Asian girls from Asia.

Maybe Asian girls from Europe and the West

are more interesting, but they're always

so serious and uptight, and they're

not flirty or sexual at all. C O R O N

A virus. C O R O N A virus. C O R

O N A virus. No, you're going to get me

demonetized.

Virus, C-O-R-O-N-A-V-I-R-U-S. Oh wow,

we're nearly 4% to completing the goal.

Good work.

My video about the coronavirus got

demonetized, by the way, so I didn't even

make any money. I made $4 off it from

YouTube Red, but I didn't get any ads on

it. So stupid. You can talk about the

virus if you say the virus or you know

what, but if you put the C-word into the

title, you can't put ads on it. But you

can say it in a stream and then you can

still put ads on it. So dumb.

I thought my, my Galaxy Fold review video

was pretty good, but everyone's just

moaning about me wasting money. It's not a

waste of money. Look, I'm using it,

aren't I?

I'm using it every day. I made a cool

video about it which is helping me get

closer to my goal of becoming a tech

review channel, which is what my channel

started off as. If you watch my channel

when I started off, um, I used to make

camera review videos and phone videos.

And then I just shifted towards

complaining about everything.

Oh, thank you, LOL OK,

for the £5.

629, 2221. I have

to do this every time.

629 is

28.5.

28.5.

Oh wow, thank you, Kawaii Bass.

Base. I didn't turn on the sound. Want

some free cereal from my friend

Corona-chan?

No thank you. So that is

$5.

$28.50 plus

$5 is $33.50.

Nearly made a dollar a minute so far this

stream. Yeah, it's going well, isn't it?

Thank you very much. We'll make it to

Sweden very soon. £2 in—

why can't it all be in dollars?

252. Wait, what?

33. I'm getting confused.

Plus 252.

Why isn't there an automatic way to do

Oh, thank you, Robert Flynn. How much self

cereal have I been having recently? I

usually do it 2 times at least, sometimes

3 times. I wake up in the middle of the

night really horny. How much self cereal

have you been having recently?

Usually, usually, usually 3 times.

I think that's enough.

222-3824. Ah, the internet's so slow here.

I don't even have 4G coverage on my phone.

Oh no, the whole thing ended.

If you get rejected by the Swedish girl,

here's some money for a Swedish escort.

Oh, thank you very much.

Do they have escorts in Sweden?

Wait, I'm struggling to keep up. How much

was that? 5 plus 5,

43.24.

24. Okay, I'm up to date, up to date.

Why am I streaming in 360? Because my

internet sucks. I've got 1 megabit upload

speed and about 14 download speed.

Sometimes it drops to about 0.5,

0.5 upload.

Get fiber? I can't get fiber because I

live in the countryside and this is the

fastest speed they provide us.

Swedish girls are tall. She's 169

centimeters. I'm 176-ish,

so I'm slightly taller, and I kind

of like tall girls actually. You know the

Turkish girl? She was so short. I don't

like really short girls. She was about

150, and she stood next to me and her head

was like that. If you're so short, how am

I supposed to kiss you? Be like this.

It's like kissing a 10-year-old child.

I like it when the girls are taller.

Well, Pia says she's the same height as

her, and when I met Pia, she was like

maybe this high up to me,

next to me.

Very generous. Kawaii bass.

I'm just gonna waste my money to get my

boy Daniel laid. It's not a waste, it's,

um, it's good investment to entertainment.

We'll get the Swedish vlogs with your

Where are we? Where are we?

4324 plus,

uh, 199 and

5. Shout out to McLovin on Discord,

a legend.

McLovin is a naughty boy. He needs

a spanking. Do I have

enough toilet rolls? Yes,

I think so. I don't understand why

everyone's buying up loads of toilet roll,

as if that's gonna help you. Just use your

finger and some water.

Why do the days to go keep changing?

Because there aren't really days to go.

But I have to enter in a time limit,

otherwise it won't let me update it.

It's not a very good system really,

because number one, it doesn't add up the

Super Chats. I have to add that in

manually. And then you have to add in days

to go.

One time I ran out of toilet paper and I

couldn't find any, so I had to use my

finger and the tap. It was my

last resort.

Close the door. Why?

I'm looking forward to Sweden and making a

Why I Hate Sweden video.

I haven't made the Why I Hate Korea video

yet. I'm going to. I think I'm gonna make

it as the next video after this stream,

and then we'll call it an end to the whole

Korea arc. What a disappointment that was.

Went on loads of dates, didn't lead

anywhere. I got chased out the country by

a stupid you-know-what.

Please hold the fan meetup in England for

fanyuls. Oh, thank you,

MTB Addict. I don't know about a meetup.

Have you ever pooped in the shower? I'm a

bit scared of you guys, no offense. Have I

ever pooped in the shower? No, that's

disgusting. I pee in the shower. If I'm

lazy, I never pooped anywhere.

Sometimes I fantasize about pooping on the

road outside when there's no one around,

but I've never done it.

That's just gross.

Fifty-seven.

7-6. Would I get banned on YouTube if I

film myself shitting and

then I scooped it up?

Oh wow, thank you Joanne for the sex.

What is 70 SEKs?

$7. Wow, very generous.

718. How kind. Swedish coins.

Oh, do I need to get Swedish money when I

go to Sweden, or can I use the ATM?

6494.

6494.

I think I should be fine with just my

debit card. Yeah, I'll use my debit card.

I've still got about $100 in Korean won.

Oh, I didn't tell the Airbnb manager that

I left. Until today. He sent me a message

on Airbnb saying he left me a mask on the

door handle. So kind of him. He came all

the way to the Airbnb to give me a mask.

He said, I attached some masks to the door

handle. I felt bad for not telling him

that I left, so I messaged him saying that

I left yesterday, when actually I left a

Wait, I think I can get my CCTV camera

running. Can you see it?

Wait, I'll point it upwards a little bit.

Haha, CCTV.

We can spy on the neighbors now.

Someone messaged me asking if they could

stay at the Airbnb for free. No, you have

to give me money and then you can live in

my smelly Airbnb.

Is the food any good in Sweden? I want to

make some food videos for my cooking

channel.

Was the Airbnb owner mad about the towel?

No, because I took it with me. It's in my

kitchen now. I stole it.

Oh, what is a CHF? Was the Airbnb owner

mad about the towel you cut? Thank you,

Caribe. I'll go and get it in a minute and

I'll show you. How about a trip to

Switzerland? Well, I don't have any

invitations to Switzerland yet.

CB, how is pooping in the shower worse

than wiping poop with your fingers?

Because,

because there's not much poop when after

you've pooped, there's just the leftover

bits. It's not like I'm shitting into my

hands. I've already shit into the toilet,

so I think it's a little bit different.

Oh wow, CHF 5 is $5.

Thank you very much.

5:28.

And then $2.50 from

Branellis Music.

Very generous.

7472.

7472. Wow,

we're at 11%. To Sweden.

If we get to 100%, I'll go now, pack my

I don't have the coronavirus— I mean, the

you-know-what. I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

I'm more worried about my sister getting

it because she lives in London. She meets

lots of people. I don't meet anyone. My

Belle Delphine bathwater is getting

lonely. Please send me some Daniel

bathwater. I took a bath yesterday. It was

so nice. My bath here at home is massive.

I can lie down in it. I can practically

swim in it. Thank you

very much.

7972. Oh yes, I'm getting very quick at

adding that— adding up the donations.

It would be nice if, if the girls just

came here, to be honest, but maybe it

would be more exciting for the videos if I

went to a different country. If I just

stayed here all the time, it'd be a bit

boring, wouldn't it?

Talking about— talking about

self-isolation and then talking about

going to Sweden. I'm not going yet. I'm

self-isolating until I go to the dentist,

and then I'm self-isolating again until I

go to Sweden.

Oh, thank you. Would you date a guy or are

you only into women? I'm only into women.

I don't think I'd ever be attracted to a

guy. Men just look weird. I mean, men look

cool when they're handsome, but they're

not— I don't find them physically

attractive. I don't feel attracted to them

like I feel attracted to women. I love

women. They're my favorite humans.

Don't you have any friends in the UK? Not

really. They all grew up and got

married and had kids and got jobs. It's

just me. I'm the only one left who refuses

to grow up.

8222.

I like the new haircut. Oh, you noticed?

I don't like it, that's why I keep

touching it. I cut it way too short.

I can't get it to stay how I want it to

What would you do if the Swedish girl gave

you an STD? Well, first I have to make a

video about it, don't I? I, I wouldn't be

angry. If it was just an accident,

if it was just an accident, then I would

forgive her.

Everyone makes mistakes.

Um, yeah, I could make a new video I got

chlamydia again, or this time I got

gonorrhea. That would be sad.

Oh, thank you, Branellis Music. If you

fell in love with a girl and found out she

had a penis, would you still smash?

I don't know, it depends how feminine he

looks. If it's like a really cute-looking

girl who's actually a guy,

maybe. But if it's

a really masculine-looking guy, then no,

I don't think so.

What part of Sweden is the Swedish girl

from? She's from Finland. She's from the

Finnish part The Swedish part of— is that

the police? Oh no, it's just the

gypsies.

You know that actually, um, they've been

behaving quite well recently. I haven't

heard any shouting or screaming. I haven't

heard any music playing at 1 AM.

But back in the day, like 5 or 6 years

ago, they were just unbearable. They'd be

screaming at each other all the time.

They'd start playing music at silly hours

in the morning,

but they're actually really quiet now.

It's strange. I wonder what happened.

Maybe they grew up.

Besides Asian women, which race would you

like to date? Well, I guess I've expanded

my range from only Asian women to Asian

women and white women. I quite like white

women as well. But I didn't used to. I

used to be completely uninterested. What

if she baby traps you? What does that

mean? Oh, you mean

what if— what if I accidentally impregnate

Um, well then I guess I'll be a daddy.

9:22.

What would I do? I don't know. Would I be

a good dad and support her? Would I just

run away? It'll be hard to run away since

my address is on the internet now.

I thought about that before. It'll be very

difficult to disappear because everyone

knows where I live.

I think I could be a good dad.

Yeah, I'm playful and I'm good at cooking.

It'll be like having a dog, just give

it attention.

I'm on the pill. Oh really? So are you

saying that I don't need these?

I got these for the Swedish trip.

There's 30. As if

I'd need 30. I bought 200 condoms a couple

years ago. I ended up not using any of

them apart from a couple.

I used one of them by myself with my love

doll when I got back to England. It's not

good. It's a love doll. I had to put it

back in the box. Oh, do you want to see

it? I won't show it to you because

I'll get in trouble, but it's in the box.

It's here.

Oh, I'm scared it's gonna fall out and

then show you a nipple. That is my laptop.

Look, you can see the cardboard has, has

gotten wet. Can you see that, that wet

patch? I don't know why this wet patch is

getting bigger and bigger. It's not a

shadow, it's a wet patch.

Oh, I found the, the gum thing. It was on

the floor. Oh, thank you, Kawaii Bass.

Very nice of you. Daniel, are you gonna

give the Swedish girl some milk when you

reach Yes,

it won't be dry cereal like the Turkish

girl. That's what the Turkish girl said.

She said it was very dry cereal.

94 plus

5. Um, oh. Wow.

Have you been to the dentist yet? Take

care of you. Also, what about

the electric scooter? Daniel's trip

sponsored by Swiss banks. Go Swiss!

Thank you, Flauschig Spin. I'm going

to the dentist next week. Why am I out of

breath? I just booked an appointment with

the dentist before I started the stream.

I feel so proud of myself that I managed

to book it all. I asked my mum to do it,

she said no. She said do it yourself.

527-10449.

And the electric scooter, I don't think

I'm gonna get one because I don't really

need it. I can't really go anywhere on it

because it's illegal in England to ride

them on the roads, and riding it around in

the garden would get boring quickly. It's

kind of expensive as well.

Why do you want to come to Sweden? I'm

meeting a lady. Do I still have the love

doll head? No, I left it at my ex-wife's

place. I'm not sure if she still has it.

She might still have it somewhere. Maybe

she sleeps with it. Maybe she stabs it

with a knife going, I hate you, Daniel.

You wasted 2 years of my life.

Sorry about that.

Oh look, it's raining. Look, we can watch

the rain together at 360p.

I'm not

responsible if Daniel procreates.

You might be. You're funding the— you're

funding the cereal trip to Sweden.

Those, those people who are really

against— what's it called— sexpatting,

they must be very angry.

Sad scooter life.

Sad scooter life, oof. Take 2 bucks. Oh,

thank you.

Maybe I could get an electric bicycle and

then I can actually ride it to different

places. And if I see the police, then I'll

just start pedaling so it looks like a

normal bike. Do you think they'll stop me?

Oh no.

Who's playing music? Oh no,

they're playing music. I can hear it from

here. Can you hear it? Wow, she looks

sexy. Look at that bum. Can you see that

bum at 360p?

Did you see that ass?

Very nice.

111.

111.6.

Updated. 360p buttocks.

500 people just saw them. That's funny.

I should find more interesting places to

put webcams. I could get one attached to

the chimney on top of the house or

something.

Super glue it to the chimney.

What is an SGD?

Oh, thank you, William. Would I ever come

to Indonesia? Would you ever come

to Indonesia? Well, I was going to with

the Essex girl, but then she changed her

mind. She doesn't like it when I say I

ghosted her. After I made that video

crossing off the girls from the list, she

messaged me about 6 long messages saying

she was really upset. Well, I'm sorry.

What is Indonesia, girl? I mean, what is

Indonesia like? I think it's like

Malaysia. Essex Girl's Pia. No,

Pia is London Girl.

Essex Girl doesn't have a name because

I didn't— I didn't tell you what her name

is. I think I can get all the way

to Maidstone on electric bike. It says it

has a range of about 10 to 15 kilometers.

I should be able to get to Maidstone, but

then I won't be able to get back.

A6 girl was the one who dressed cute. Um,

she was wearing an orange top and she had

a black skirt. Yeah, she had quite good

fashion sense.

I felt bad because I just went dressed in

what I usually wear, in my hoodie and my

sweater.

Yeah, I need all the help I can get.

Help Daniel get laid fund.

I need outside help because

of my physical disabilities and mental

disabilities.

I can't get connection.

Look, if you saw someone talking to

someone on the phone like this, wouldn't

you think they're really cool? Hello?

Clean your phone. Look,

you think, why is that guy talking on a

big fat phone? And then he goes, oh,

he just closed his phone in half.

You would be amazed, wouldn't you?

I'm having internet problems. I can't

update it.

I've lost signal on my unlimited data SIM

card.

No internet.

Where are we?

118.2,

118.2,

643.8.

Sweden trip.

Okay, updated. Ah,

I lost, I lost all signal on my SIM card.

I'm with Three, Three Mobile. They're not

very good. And my internet provider is

Sky, which is also not very good.

It's just not very good in general where I

live for internet. We're in this blind

spot where there's really bad coverage and

there's really bad internet. It's so

annoying. My friend Corona-chan is about

to travel to Sweden to have cereal with

Everyone from Daniel the host.

Thank you,

America. Ajumma. Yes, Sweden is gonna be

what Korea failed to be.

My friend Corona-chan's about to travel to

Sweden. Who's that?

Are you calling me Corona-chan?

No, you're not.

Wait, that's 699.

699,

125,

125 point

Hmm, very time-consuming doing

all this calculating.

Would you have cereal with a woman knowing

that she would give you corona?

I think I'd say no.

Depends how hot she is. If she's really

hot, then I might risk it. But if she's

not very hot, then I might say no.

She's 10 out of 10. Okay, if she's 10 out

of 10 and she's my perfect type, then

maybe I'd say yes.

I think it's okay to say corona, but then

you can't say the V word afterwards. And

you can say virus, but then you can't say

the C word before it. See,

I'm clever. Why is it

black? It says Pro Teeth Whitening, but

it's full of black liquid.

What if she's a catfish? Again, I don't

think she would be a catfish. I mean,

what are the chances? I already got

catfished twice now. Do you really think

I'll get catfished again? How many times

can a guy get catfished in his life?

Activated charcoal. Yeah, I don't

understand how activated charcoal makes

your teeth white if it's black. I think

the idea is I put

this into here somehow,

like this maybe.

Well, okay, I promise I won't say anything

bad about her. I learned that the hard way

when I lost 1,000 subscribers thanks to

the Turkish girl. All I said was she was

boring. I didn't say the sex was bad. The

sex was good.

But then you have to promise not to ask me

how the sex was because More

white or more Asian? You know I'm not very

good at lying.

Um, I consider— 2, go and get

some of those Swedish girls, and if not,

get a pet pigeon. Okay, thank you.

Uh, thank you, Smelly Booty. I, I consider

myself, I guess, Asian because I don't

really look white at all.

And yeah, get laid fund, thank you very

much. But maybe no pigeons.

Uh, I need to add— how many do I have to

add? Can someone add it for me?

Oh, I have to do everything myself.

125 plus 253

plus 5 plus

690 chefs,

725. It's a total of 1,379.

79. Done. Wow,

21%! We're 21%

towards the goal in, in just one— how

many hours? One hour. Jesus,

we've been doing it for one hour. Thank

you so much. Konnichiwa.

He's not going to give us the virus. We

are the ones that will give it to him.

No, I think I'm safe. I've got a very

strong immune system. I haven't been sick

for 2 years now. When was the last time

I've been sick? Can you remember one time

that I've been sick in my videos since,

since 2018?

590 cases, really? When I was

making the thumbnail, I googled it and it

said 460.

Am I coming to Spain? I don't know, it

depends. The Spanish girl isn't messaging

me anymore. It's been about 5 days, but

she might be busy. She works as a nurse,

so maybe she's busy with the you know

Oh wait, so you put this rubber thing onto

the LED light, and I think the LED light

activates the charcoal, and then that

whitens your teeth.

I think Spain has over 1,000 cases now.

Look at that.

I drooled all over it.

It's like a big dummy. I think Americans

call them pacifiers. In England we call

them dummies. Isn't that funny? Why do we

call them a dummy? How many?

Sweden has 600. Are you joking?

Ouch. Daniel, I called

NHS, gave them your email if you could

respond to them.

Ugh, what's this? Oh, I thought it was

a flea. It's a little black thing.

Do do, I'm going to the dentist.

I think we'll be safe from the corona.

Do you think— do you think anything would

happen if I started pretending that I have

a fever and then

I say I'm gonna go to London and spread

it? Would they arrest me?

No, I'm fine. I don't feel sick at

all. I feel perfectly fine.

Do I have a john?

No. I had a cough. I had a bad cough for

about 2 days, but it's fine now. I haven't

coughed at all, have I? Not even once.

Someone said I look like a unicorn with

my new hairstyle.

Oh, I want my vape thing back. I like

sucking on something when I'm bored. It's

nice to fiddle. I left my vape at

my ex-wife's place. I left my laptop, my

Sony camera, my vape thing,

my fish.

There's a hair in my mouth from

this, I guess.

Am I going to do the whitening too? Well,

I'll do a checkup. I might actually get

a wisdom tooth extraction because my

wisdom tooth is really irritating me.

This one down here, it keeps getting

but I'm a bit scared. Because it's kind of

like an operation, isn't it? They will

give me that thing— what's it called?

Anesthetic. And then I'll get all sleepy

and drugged out.

Hi Daniel, I love your videos so much.

Oh, thank you. Daniel fan.

Very generous. And a kawaii bat.

Wow, you've given me so much today. How

much have you given me now? Very kind.

14479 plus

5 is 14979.

14979. 23.27%. Holy moly.

So my plan for Sweden is, um,

I might go for a week. Because she's only

going to be able to stay for a night, one

night, so she's not going to be there for,

for, for very long. I don't

know what that was. So I'm gonna go— I'm

going to arrive there maybe a day or 2

before she does so I can get settled and

prepare the area, maybe a day before

she arrives, and then I can do a quick

stream before she arrives. And then maybe

I'll stay a few days after she leaves.

And then I'm not sure what to do next,

really. I thought about staying in London

for a few weeks.

Or maybe I could stay in Sweden for a bit

longer. Or I could just come back here,

back to my mum's place. What do you think

I should do? What if

you fall in love with her? Will you move

to Finland? Yeah, let's just say— let's

imagine the craziest thing happens and we

fall in love. Maybe I could go to Finland.

I don't know.

I probably will just come back to my mum's

place since I don't have to pay any rent.

I have to pay my own food though. She said

buy your own food.

I don't really see the point of moving to

London though.

The internet's bad here, but it's, it's

not unusable. I mean, I'm streaming now,

aren't I? It's okay, it's good enough,

and I can still upload videos. It just

takes hours and hours. It took me 6 hours

to upload my last video on my cooking

channel. 6 hours and it was 3 gigabytes.

I can't believe it. 6 hours.

You'll hate Finland. Why? What's wrong

with Finland? Get a pretty Airbnb.

Yeah, I'll get a fancy Airbnb and then

I'll I'll put candles around the bed and

then get rose petals. That's so cringy.

I can make a video about it, couldn't I?