feeling sad and lonely

Hey guys, I'm back.

Got some new things for the camping stuff.

I changed the location in the field. So

I'm on the flat bit now. There's some new

people, but they're all up the top of the

hill, and the bottom of the hill is empty,

so it's mine.

King of the field.

Still not very flat here.

I should have got a tripod with wider

legs. Got a new girlfriend

yet? Uh, I'm working on it, but it's slow

progress. It's weird. It's like

when you're trying really hard to get a

girlfriend, you don't get one. And then

when you're not really trying, or you're

just like, you know, just giving it a go

for, you know, having a bash, then one

just falls right into your lap. And then

you lose her, and then you're like, oh my

God, I need to get a new girlfriend to

replace her. And then you for some reason

can't get one again quickly. It takes

at least— from my experience, takes at

least like 4 to 6 months.

I don't know why, it's just how it is.

So I don't know if I can get a new

girlfriend within this year. It's only 5

months left. It could be possible.

It could be possible. This is hard,

especially when you're still hung up on

the previous one.

Do I hit the gym? No, I have

dumbbells for my biceps.

Okay,

find another life goal. Like what?

So I got some new things. I got a steak.

I've got these wholemeal

Peters, only 22p. I've got

Beyond Burgers, only £3.60.

Got some seasoning.

Get one from your channel? Uh, I mean,

there's been a few girls who messaged me

who are interested, but they all live

really far away. None of them are in the

and from my experience, they always end up

I've got some scissors. I like Beyond

Burger, it's nice. You also

don't have to worry about it going off

because there's no meat in it.

Yeah, everyone's like, oh, get another

goal apart from getting a girlfriend.

I've already achieved all of the other

goals. The only missing part is the

girlfriend to do stuff with. I don't

want to do stuff alone. I mean, I'll do

stuff alone if I have no choice, but it's

not what I want.

Who's going to put scissors in these

stupid Packaging.

Why?

It's like

you need scissors to open the scissor

It's pretty good.

Where's my butane?

I lost my shaver. I couldn't shave my

beard though because I can't find the

shaver. I don't know why I keep losing

stuff in the car. Now I can't find the

butane. Oh yeah, I put it in here. The

butane.

I looked all over, I couldn't find the

shaver.

Get sidetracked by hobbies. This is my

Streaming is my hobby. What do you think

it— I mean, what else is it other than a

I can't find the shaver.

Yeah, I got the pot noodle in case I can't

get the stove to work. I don't know where

the shaver is. I looked everywhere.

No, got this garden gnome.

Brings me good luck.

It's not down there. Maybe it went

under the seat. No.

A job? I have a job. How the fuck do you

think I make money?

I don't know where— how'd the kitchen roll

get down there? I put it over here. I

think the wind blew it. Where's Daniel

been? I've been in a relationship,

and then she found my YouTube channel,

and then we broke up. Now I'm depressed

and miserable. That's why I'm back.

Otherwise, I would not be back. I'd be

living my life. Yeah, really can't

find the shaver anywhere.

No, I don't really watch Ice anymore.

I reckon it's in the bed somewhere, like

under the bedding. I don't know,

I really can't remember where I put it. I

already looked under there.

Whatever. How'd she find your channel?

Some stupid fucking guy on TikTok she

follows posted a video about me.

So annoying. I mean, literally no one else

I know has found out. Like, I mean,

Spanish girl has no idea.

Fucking stupid fucking universe it is.

Twisted sense of humor. Out of all the

people that has to find out,

could have been anyone else, but no,

had to be my fucking girlfriend.

Fucking hell.

I remember back in, back in March, Pia

told me a bunch of my videos on TikTok

were going viral, and I was like, oh no,

should be fine. But then it wasn't.

I mean, like, 2 of the other times I hid

my channel and then they found out, they

were fine with it. Chihiro and Faster,

remember? They found out. They were

shocked, but they didn't dump me.

Tell your girlfriends about the channel.

Yeah, and then all the clips come up where

people are saying I'm a pedo. Great.

No one understands that it was either

a joke or I chose— it was bad

wording and I was trying to explain a

complex thought and I chose the

wrong words because I'm not great with my

words. Let's be honest.

I can't tell anyone about my channel

because as soon as you look it up, all

this weird stuff comes up like pedo and

rapist. Fuck's sake.

I wouldn't stand a chance. I thought maybe

if I get my foot in the door, then when

they find out, like, they might be

understanding. But still, even then, it's

quite a long shot, isn't it? But I mean,

it's my only option really.

You know, I have to like place this bet or

hope because I know the chances are going

to be 0% if I told them up front.

Find someone really into you?

Yeah, well, I mean, different women have

different levels of tolerance, don't they?

Need a girl who can't speak English.

Yeah, I mean, that would be the best.

Doesn't have social media, doesn't doom

scroll, and doesn't speak English.

Problem is, I don't really want to date

Um, I mean, if they don't speak English,

I don't really want to date them because

then how are we going to talk?

Yeah, I saw the video from Turkey Tom.

It's like a year ago, isn't it? It's over

for you? Well, I mean, the odds, the

chances don't look good, do they?

But what can I do? I'm not just gonna give

up. All I can do is keep trying, keep

trying and keep trying until I get the

perfect combination of a girl I actually

like plus a girl who finds

out the channel and is okay with it. So

far I've only had 2 experiences where

they're okay with the channel but I didn't

And now one experience where I really like

the girl, but she didn't accept the

channel. Sorry.

Fucking sucks, doesn't it?

How big is the battery in your Tesla? 62

kilowatts. What's that

noise? I have no memory

of what Turkey Tom said at all.

No woman would want to be with an

individual in your living situation.

What, living in a field? I think a lot

of free-spirited hippie-type girls would

be into it. Maybe if we got a proper tent

instead of sleeping in the back.

This is why you need a girl from your

channel. Well, yeah, that'd be ideal.

DM me on Instagram. I would like a girl

who's around her 30s,

preferably English, so you

don't have to get visa or fly or anything.

It's gonna be tough. I don't know really.

All I can do is just like get back on the

dating apps and then cross my fingers for

round 2 and hope that it— get a better

result this time, next time.

Well, hopefully at least enough time

passes so that by the time they do find

out the channel, maybe we've been together

for like 3 years or we're married or

something and it's harder for them to

leave. Oh, we've got

a kid together. They can't leave then,

can they?

I hope this butane gas fits. I went to all

the shops. I went to Tesco, Morrison's.

Nowhere sold it apart from WHSmith

at some service station. They didn't sell

it at the shop. I got this from The Range.

They didn't sell any gas canisters with

Yeah, a lot of single mums. I don't really

want to date a single mum. You had

something like that in Japan? Yeah, but I

didn't like the woman,

so— you need the Goldilocks combination of

I like the woman plus she's okay with the

channel. Very hard to find.

Figure out how to make this work.

Yeah, I've had chlamydia for 15 years.

Obviously I had it and then I got it

treated and I don't have it anymore.

So this is my last night in this field,

and then I'm going to this new campsite

tomorrow. I cancelled the campsite without

the shower and toilet because I just could

not cope without a toilet, so I

found another campsite that does have a

toilet and shower. So I'm going to that

one and getting a refund for the other

one. Should have read it properly. I just

didn't think a campsite would not have a

toilet and shower. Why would you not have

a toilet and shower? Because I

need to piss and shit in the morning and I

don't have to like drive out first thing

in the morning to go find a toilet and

then sit in a car park.

Settle for toxic crazy girls who are okay

with your digital footprint.

Look, none of the previous girls have not

been crazy. It's not like they've been

normal. They've all been fucking crazy.

I'm okay with crazy.

Oh, so what, I just plug that in?

And then what? Does this bit go on top or

under? I think it goes— I think it goes

under. Wait, what?

What is this metal thing for?

I think it goes over,

but then that doesn't close.

What is that for?

I think it goes under, but then the can

doesn't go in. What?

Guys, help me.

Surely I need to be able to close this

bit. It won't close if it's like that.

Closes like that.

What? Make sure locking lever

is in unlocked position. Open this cover

to fit gas canister. Place gas Canister

into the holder. Do not

push into place as this will release gas.

Turn the canister until the sprung tab on

the stove above the valve drops into the

cutout section of it. What?

I did not understand any of that.

Oh, oh, this bit slides.

Lock,

unlock.

I don't understand what that metal thing

is for.

You don't need to close it.

Are you sure?

Maybe it goes under, but then the

can doesn't go on top.

This is confusing.

Why are you living in your car now? I'm

having a midlife crisis where I

thought I moved on from YouTube and I

became a better person and I could have a

happy life, and then it all came crashing

down, and it

turns out leaving YouTube made no

difference at all. I thought maybe if I

left YouTube, it would play in my

favor because then I can say, but I'm not

doing it anymore. Didn't make any fucking

So, if it doesn't make any difference,

then why should I not do it? Yeah,

exactly.

That's what I learned. People say,

oh, I didn't learn from my mistakes. Oh,

I learned a lot, trust me. I learned that

trying to quit YouTube doesn't make any

I mean, I was happier until

the dream ended and then came crashing

back to reality. I was a lot happier not

stressing out about what people were

saying about me and having to make

content,

but I was only happier because I had a

girlfriend. Without the girlfriend and no

YouTube, I was pretty miserable. I've got

to have at least one of them, either a

girlfriend or YouTube.

Maybe you're not supposed to close this.

I don't understand.

I can't believe no one here knows how to

Now, if I had a girlfriend, I would

happily walk away from YouTube. Not

permanently though, because I know it's

not gonna last, is it?

So, I mean, at least YouTube is always

there, isn't it?

Put the can in, press the lever. Yeah,

but then this bit still sticks out and I

can't close the housing.

This is the dumbest design ever.

What is this even for?

Maybe it has to go on top because it— the

can won't go in if this bit's blocking it.

Okay, I'm gonna have to try it like this

then.

I think it goes like that, and then you

put it into lock mode. Okay, now let's

see if fire comes out.

Whoa! Oh, we got fire! Oh, thank God it

Right, let's not do it in the car. I don't

want to catch my car on fire. I'll do it

on the dry grass.

Where's my tripod? Small tripod.

Little

frying pan,

olive oil.

Hmm, can I take the can out when

I'm done with it without all the

gas coming out? Because I don't really

feel comfortable driving about with a gas

canister plugged into a stove in my car

when I'm driving.

I'm making steaks.

Uh, what else do I need?

Where are the scissors?

Oh, down there. Probably need a fork as

Where's my shaver?

Where's my fork?

Fucking Bermuda Triangle car.

I could actually— I'll put the stove on

Now I need to find my fork.

Oh my God, I got

my spoon. Last time I lost the spoon—

no, last time I lost the spoon and had the

fork. Now, I lost the fork

and I got the spoon.

Stupid, isn't it?

Can

I have the knife? No, it's mine. It was

gifted to me by a very special person.

Oh, there it is. Oh, this is what I had

for lunch. Chicken tikka pie,

I think. £1.80.

Got the fork.

Mm-hmm.

Take the

wrapping

off.

Seasoning.

This tripod's too small.

I don't know how long I'm gonna live like

this, either until the weather gets too

cold Or until I get bored.

But as long as I got Spanish girl giving

me some company,

then I'll probably stay.

All right, do I have everything ready?

It's pretty big, isn't it?

It's been in the car for hours. It should

Season. Oh yeah,

garlic powder.

Gas on. Oh,

it's warm.

I can save so much money on food now I can

How far away from home am I? About 250

Hello, welcome back to a new episode.

Well, it's already hot. Is it gonna stick

to the pan? Maybe I'll put some olive oil.

I'm going to turn the heat down. I'm a bit

scared now. Oh, I need tissues.

I wish I had tongs.

Seasoning. We're cooking in a field.

Smells good. Where's my fork?

I'm hiding behind my car so no one can see

me. Yeah boy! Yeah,

it's a brand new

pan, it should be non-stick. At least

there's no smoke alarm. God. I hate it

when I accidentally burn stuff and I've

got to open all the windows and it's

I think a few minutes on each side.

So my whole purpose of

coming here had 4 goals. Number 1, meet

Spanish girl. Number 2, track down Keith.

Number 3, get back my iPhone. Number 4,

make content, I guess, like living in my

Tesla content.

I've achieved 2 out of 4.

I still haven't seen key.

Oh, looking good.

Whoa.

Succulent. Add some olive oil.

Fuck, that's too much water.

I should be fine. Get the burgers ready.

I'll have the burgers for lunch tomorrow.

Let that rest. Whoa,

now we get the burgers.

Whoa.

Is that

a good angle?

Yeah, we got plant meat and real meat.

Look at my biceps.

Ow, my vegetarian

body. No, I would not meet Ice again. All

he does is press me all the time.

Boring.

Oh, it's burning. I put the heat down.

Fuck, I burnt

the burger.

I don't know how I'm going to wash the

He's gonna burn.

Should be fine.

It's not even real meat.

And then I

want to toast the pita.

I cleaned the pan with the bread.

Genius.

Turn it off now.

Put this in the bin.

I need another plate, really.

Look at that. Steak and burger

and pita bread.

It's a little bit black.

That's fine.

Just don't look at that side.

Um, maybe I just use tissue.

I just use some tissue paper.

Yeah, I've upgraded from the lighter. I

made a tissue paper plate and

then get some steak.

Oh, it's fucking raw.

Mm, oh wow,

mm,

that's pretty good.

Not bad. Look, a bit pink.

Turned out pretty well. Damn, I wish I had

This is

the best bit. Look at that.

Succulent. Oh yeah.

Yeah, not having a fridge is a bit of a

problem, but Beyond Burger

is not meat. So it shouldn't go off.

Oh no.

I don't know about the wholemeal pita.

It's not as good as normal pita.

No, no,

this steak was £6. Uh,

I think it was sirloin.

I thought you work 7 days a week. I do.

It's 8 o'clock at night. I'm not working

all day long.

The carnivore diet.

Good thing that dog isn't around.

Damn, so much juice came out of the steak.

Mm.

No, damn, that is a tender

steak. It's not chewy or tough at all.

Melts in your mouth,

as Chris Broad would say. Full up.

Sun setting, got steaks.

What could be better?

Looks like a slug. How was

the sleep last night? Really comfy.

It's surprisingly comfortable to sleep in

the car.

Look, you can see me eat over there.

Did you see me? I've got my pizza.

Mm,

pretty good.

Now clean up.

Oh God,

I really wish I had some juice to wash it

down. Oh yeah, I heard there's a solar

eclipse on Wednesday apparently. I don't

know what time it is, might be asleep.

See, you don't even need water to do

washing up.

I haven't washed this plate in days.

See, look, goes clean.

Yeah, I feel sick.

What if I use Listerine? Because that's,

that's got bacteria-killing stuff on it.

Listerine kills 99%

of bacteria, doesn't it?

Whoa.

Oh well, if it cleans teeth, it can

clean the plate, can't it?

Mmm, smells minty.

At least it smells clean now.

I brought the fork.

There, all clean. Now what

am I going to do with the burgers?

I thought I put them in the pita bread for

tomorrow's lunch.

See what it tastes like.

Mm, I might

just have one now, actually.

Mm, spongy.

Uh, tastes kind of weird,

like chewing on a sponge.

Uh,

oozes the

synthetic oil.

Oh, it's so spongy.

I used to love these. I'm not so sure

anymore.

Mm, I don't know,

it's weird. I used to love these, now

they're kind of gross.

Oh,

it tears apart like bread. Look.

It kind of sounds like bread.

It's making me sick.

Oh, when you swallow it, all you can taste

is like this chemical flavor.

It's like these weird lumps in it. It

looks like rabbit droppings.

Oh Gott,

wo ist mein Wasser?

Where am I gonna shit? Uh, probably over

there or over there.

Maybe I'm shitting now.

The pan's quite clean because I mopped it

up with the bread.

Just kidding.

Nothing like a bit of spit and shine,

if you know what I'm saying.

It's not

coming off.

Okay, God, I feel sick.

It's crazy how good food tastes and then

How disgusting it becomes when you're not

hungry. It's just like a load of dead

animal flesh cooked up.

It is really weird though how we have all

these animals on this planet and they all—

well, most of them taste so good when you

cook them. Funny that, isn't it?

It's like nature designed all the

creatures on this planet to be delicious.

It's like nature plops down a load of

different random animals on the planet and

says, have fun eating each other and

trying not to get eaten. Have a blast.

Now for this burger, I'll probably just

wrap it up.

And then I'll put it in the pizza bread.

Tonight's lunch.

There you go. Squeeze it in there and

then put this one back in the bag.

Okay, so now I've got to figure out

where to put everything. Tomorrow's lunch

can go down

there. Might put the kettle

on as well, I want some tea.

Why is it not working? I think the car's

gone to sleep. Hold on.

There you

go.

22 degrees.

Oh, look at the sunset. Beautiful.

Water.

Mhm.

Listerine.

Go here.

My plate.

My car is £280 a month.

Plate goes down there. I don't know where

my shaver is. That shaver cost £100.

How can it be gone? I'm gonna

have to buy a new shaver, and then I buy a

new shaver and then the old one pops up.

I've got Kit Kats. I can't believe

it. I was using it 2 days ago.

It's getting cold. I'm gonna put my jumper

So do you guys like the camping in my car

content, or you just want me to go back to

Japan? Come on, this is way more fun.

I've got a car,

can do fun things in it. I'm not

whispering all the time because of

roommates.

Really wish I could find the shaver.

I wonder if it fell out the car and I

drove off and it's like over there

somewhere where I was parked last time.

Man, tidying everything up is a pain in

the ass.

Camping in Japan car trips. Yeah, I could

rent a car in Japan now,

just like someone did.

Now I've got to figure out if I can take

the gas canister out without it leaking

gas.

Imagine it just explodes in my car when

I'm driving. A Tesla on

fire would not be good. Good luck

putting out an EV on fire.

The firefighters don't even bother, they

just let it burn out. It's impossible

to put it out. Get in the car,

Mr. Noom. Wow, it's cold.

25 degrees. Shut the doors.

I think it's going to be a cold night

tonight. Look how clear the sky is.

34° for the kettle. I'll warm

up in the car for a little bit first.

Wow, oh, oh, oh, cold! Wow.

Oh my God, put my gnome there.

A fat gnome.

Mr. Noom.

Ah, this is the

It's not meaningless and empty at all.

What should we name the gnome?

Jacob?

Jimbo?

It was a birthday present.

Yeah, Tesla's reliable, unlike this

Citroën. The Citroën, the display would

crash whilst driving and reset itself,

and then I'd have no idea how fast I was

going. One time in the Citroën, the

speedometer froze. It was stuck at like

32. Good thing I had my Google Maps

telling me how fast I was going.

Looks like the French lady's gone. What

was that? Them up there? The one that

asked if I had a tin opener for her beans.

Get switched to— I can't afford it.

I went into so much overdraft for this

trip, it's gonna take me like a week

of work to get out of it.

This field cost £150, I think,

for a week. The stargazing dome cost £250

with the hot tub.

I spent £80 on Spanish Girl for cycling,

Lydford Gorge tickets, Lydford Gorge

lunch, She conveniently forgot her wallet,

but she bought me dinner at Wetherspoons

for like £12. And then

what else did I buy?

Yeah, Starlink is freaking good. I don't

have any phone signal here. I just get E.

There's no way I could stream without

Starlink.

It was a necessary purchase.

Stupid Redditors were saying, oh, he

didn't even do wild camping. Yeah, cuz I

need a shower and I need a toilet. Where

am I going to piss and shit?

Yeah, I could drive up into Exmoor and

just park up on the lay-by and sleep

there. But then where— when I wake up the

next morning, where am I gonna defecate?

We told you years ago to get Starlink.

Yeah, well, what— you didn't tell me to

get it last year, did you? When I was

struggling to do streaming outside, all I

got was, oh, Bella Box, and then I got

scammed £200 and this stupid thing didn't

even work. I should have just got Starlink

back when I was doing KICK.

It would have been perfect for what I was

doing, walking around on the moors,

and it cost the same. It was £250 for

Starlink, £250 for the power bank. Okay,

£500 then. I don't

know why no one said get Starlink when I

was on Kick. That BellaBox thing sucked.

I had to plug in like 4 SIM cards.

I had 4 phones plugged into the BellaBox.

No, Starlink needs access to the sky. I

parked under a tree and wondered why I

lost internet, and I was like, oh, I'm

under a tree.

But it's really good on the road because I

put it flat on the bed and it points up at

the glass roof and it's got perfect

connection through the glass roof.

So it's really good having a glass roof,

it turns out. I got these suction cup

mounts. I thought I was going to mount it

on the windscreen but I don't need to. I

just put it on the bed. Yeah, it's

basically just a satellite dish.

There was a big car crash on the road on

the way home. Had to queue for like 7

minutes to get past it. There were like 3

vehicles and this silver car had a massive

crater in the back of it. Someone's

holidays ruined. I don't know how people

get in car crashes. I'm gonna jinx myself

now, especially on such

a straight big road. If it's on like a

windy narrow road, then maybe it's

They always seem to crash on the easiest

roads to drive on.

The funny thing is these people have been

driving their whole lives. I've only been

driving for 2 years and I've surpassed 90%

of drivers on the roads in terms of skill.

Some people drive like 20 miles per hour

on the 40 road. It's so annoying.

What part of the world am I in? I'm in

Somerset in the UK,

living in a field.

Dream life.

I actually didn't have the Citroën long

enough to damage it. I only had it for 5

months. I had the Peugeot for 1 year. I

got the Peugeot, I think, in August 2024.

Damn, 2024 was a different time, wasn't

it? Just got back from Japan,

sister's wedding.

I got the Peugeot for 1 year. I had

Peugeot from August and I got Citroën in

November, so I had it for a bit over 1

year. I got the Tesla in April, so I've

had it for 4 months now.

Now I've never had a manual, I've never

had a petrol car actually. I passed my

driving test and went straight to EVs.

I've had 3 EVs, not a single petrol car.

The only— well, I didn't even drive a

petrol car for my lessons. I had a diesel

car, diesel Ford Focus. The only

petrol car I drove was my mum's car when I

took her to the hospital before I got my

own car. Had to change gears.

I remember I got back— I got out of

Maidstone onto the 60 road, and then I

started speeding up to 60. My sister was

like, whoa, it's so fast! It's only 60,

she's scared.

Well, driving skill's not just about

changing gears. It's about,

um, what's that word?

Something awareness.

Awareness, speed,

getting up to speed quickly when the

lights go green.

The only difference with a manual car is

you gotta know how to change gears. Like

know when to change gears at the best

time. Not— oh, hazard awareness

is what I was trying to say.

But yeah, situational awareness as well,

which I don't really need because I got

these cameras. Check these bad boys out.

We got the rear camera the side blind

spots.

Hello! That camera is so good. You know on

slip roads when you got a slip road to

your left? There's some— there's

like one road outside Leeds Castle where

there's a slip road coming off the M20

junction. And it's always such a pain to

see if there's cars coming down it, but

with this wide-angle rear camera, I can

always see without having to check my

mirrors or blind spot.

And if anything's coming towards you, it

will flash red so you know. It's useful

when you're reversing out of a parking

spot. For some reason, stupid pedestrians

love walking right up to my car when I'm

trying to reverse out, and then they look

all annoyed when I don't notice them. How

about you get the fuck out of my way and

let me do my maneuver? Or just don't come

near. I was reversing and this

stupid woman was like, hello. Hello

yourself, stupid woman. Maybe don't walk

behind a car that has its reverse lights

on, stupid Fucking idiot.

Hello, me. Hello, your backside. How about

that? Stupid fucking woman.

And then people make such stupid faces in

the UK when they get upset. They're like,

they're like doing that in the car,

making all these stupid hand gestures.

They're like— this is

what they do, they're like this.

Fuck you, fucking waving your arms,

stupid fucking

They make all these stupid faces and

stupid waving their arms about. Just shut

up, get out of my way.

In the Maidstone Tesco, they've got this

overflow car park bit, and it's got 2

entrances and 1 exit. Like, 1 entrance, 1

entrance, 1 exit. You're supposed to go

like that. Sometimes I'm in the middle and

I just go out the middle which says no

exit, but I don't care, I just go out

anyway. And then this stupid woman saw me

do it, started making these stupid signs

with her stupid face.

Shut up! Oh no, I'm going out of

the entry-only exit!

Oh no, I didn't follow the car park rule.

Shut up, who made you the king of the car

How does it affect you? I'm just pissed

cuz I'm disobeying the rules.

Imagine following rules when they're not

even being enforced. Like, people get all

pissy when you park in the Parent and

child parking spaces. They always gotta

make some stupid comment like, oh,

there's always one, isn't there? Oh yeah,

park in the child-only space then. Well,

there's no one else in it.

And how do you know my child isn't waiting

for me inside of the store?

People are so annoying. I can't stand like

goody-two-shoes, gotta do everything

properly by the rules.

They're so fucking annoying. That's why I

couldn't stand Japan anymore, because

they're all like that. They're all like,

oh, go follow the rules, can't cross the

road unless the lights go green, even

though there's no cars coming at all.

Stupid bunch of fucking morons.

Rules exist for me to break them.

I don't follow the rules. I'm a maverick.

Some tea. Now the

ground's flat, I can use my little table.

These bits are pretty good. What's that

for? Oh, I gotta discombobulate the gas

Uh, splash coffee all over the inside of

this. Wait. Oh.

Turn the heating off.

Wasting battery. Oh, I put

the tripod away, didn't I? Ah, damn it.

Get the tripod back out.

Damn, it's so cold now.

Okay,

cold.

Okay, so we unlock it. Yay,

the gas doesn't come out when you unlock

it. I can take the gas out. I guess when

this is pushed in, the gas comes out, and

then close this up.

Nice.

I can cook.

And then this— yeah, I filmed

a few clips at Stonehenge, but they were

boring, not worth posting

it. And then this goes in here,

goes in there.

And then put the lid back on the gas.

Oh, it's cold. Where's my jumper?

This can go— yeah,

there's so many little storage

compartments. I'll put that down there.

There's loads of space under there.

And put the kettle down there.

The gas goes down

there. Easy.

Might sit in the back.

Got Kit Kats.

I'll put the pillow here.

It's covered in hair.

Whatever. Look at that,

beautiful.

See, it's not so hard living in a car, is

it? Look at

This goes down there.

Really wish I could find my shaver. My

beard's gonna look crazy. I can't believe

I can't find it.

Know me.

I've looked everywhere. I can't find the

damn thing. I'll look for it tomorrow

morning. Shoes off.

I don't know what that is.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's nice.

Oh, I put my feet down this hole. Look at

that. Hey, look at that.

Yeah, I've got family, got my mum and

Look at the view, lovely.

This is my last night here. I'm going to

another campsite tomorrow, but it's not

going to be scenic. It's basically like a

caravan park, so it's just

going to be basically like a car park with

grass, with yawning It's

not going to have views.

The problem with

this place is it's just a little bit too

remote. Otherwise, I would have liked to

stay here longer. It takes me like an hour

to drive to work,

so this new campsite, it's only about— I

think it's 25 minutes to work.

Can't wait for your nephew to discover his

uncle's legacy. Yeah, I wonder if he's

going to find out.

He can watch his uncle in his 20s and 30s

having the adventure of his life.

Damn, if you told me last year I was going

to be living in a Tesla in a field, I

would have told you to shut up. Ain't no

way. Last year and earlier this

year, I was so obsessed with this idea of

living in a nice house.

And then as soon as the relationship

ended, I just left the house and went back

to my mum's house, abandoned the house for

like a month before coming back to the

house to move out of it.

Too bad you guys never saw the second

house. If you thought the first house was

nice, damn,

you should have seen the second house. 3

bedrooms, detached, no neighbors,

2 gardens upstairs

and downstairs.

The main problem is it had a cesspit and

the landlord wanted me to, to empty the

cesspit before I left. I said no, you do

it, just take the money from the deposit.

I didn't get my deposit back because I

said just use the deposit. They wanted me

to refill the oil tank, weed the garden,

empty out the cesspit. I can't be fucking

bothered. You do it. It's your fucking

house. You know who to phone better

than I do. I just ghosted them.

I can't be fucking bothered, mate.

Your house, you sort out.

So all the piss and shit was just floating

around under the garden the whole time.

I don't like these stupid landlords. They

always gravel over large parts of the

property, and then you get all these weeds

growing out of the stones. What do you

expect me to do? What, am I gonna sit

there plucking out every single weed one

by one? Get lost.

This is a nightmare. The first house was a

nightmare because the garden was just

stones and weeds grew up everywhere. I

tried plucking them out They just grow

back out. I tried weed killer,

it didn't do anything. Even if you use

weed killer, you still gotta pluck out the

dead weeds, otherwise you just— instead of

getting weeds in the garden, you just got

a load of dead weeds.

Too bad the sun's over there.

All these

flies hovering around my car now.

We don't have this problem at my mum's

house with weeds. It's when you put all

these little stones over where should be

either concrete or grass, then you get

weeds growing through it.

Yeah, everywhere in the UK, wherever

there's grass, it's all just brown because

it hasn't rained in weeks. Look, those

fields over there, it's all just brown

now. Grass is kind of stupid, isn't it?

I mean, the trees are fine. Look, the

trees are all green. They're doing good.

The bushes are fine. The stupid grass

can't stay green. For some reason.

It's a dumb plant, isn't it?

What even is the point of grass? It only

grows so it gets eaten by grazing animals.

Its whole existence is just to get eaten.

It wants to be eaten, that's why it grows.

If it doesn't get eaten, it overgrows and

then kills itself.

I don't even remember the last time it

rained. It's been so long. I think it

rained for like 5 minutes a couple days

ago.

Everyone's whining about these forest

fires in Spain and France, but forest

fires are good. It's healthy for

the forest. It all burns down, resets

everything, and then from the ashes, uh,

everything starts growing again.

Ashes act as a good fertilizer.

It resets all the competition back down to

zero and everything gets a fresh start.

Otherwise you just get a load of trees

dominating the canopy. And then starving

everything below of sunlight.

Ain't nothing wrong with a forest fire

unless your house is nearby it. Then

that's kind of your fault.

But Oh

yeah, I sold my Palantír today. It went up

like 50%.

I don't

understand how animals die from a forest

fire though. Just move.

How about just don't sit in the forest

that's on fire. How about just go

somewhere else?

Imagine the forest is on fire and you just

sit there and die.

Surely you can outrun a fire. It doesn't

move very fast.

I can't believe he's making 3K a month.

Well, when you work 7 days a week. I heard

you made nearly 4K a couple months ago.

Sometimes it's all around you and you're

stuck in the middle. True.

Why don't you just jump through the ring

of fire?

Why aren't you streaming with Skylink when

you're driving? Because it's hard

to talk and drive at the same time. I

don't want to accidentally film myself

doing something illegal. I can't play my

music because it'll get copyright struck,

and also my viewers hate music.

And it's, um, a bit dangerous to be

reading the chat and talking whilst

So I just think it's kind of boring

content-wise. Every time I went driving

to my stream site on Kick,

lost nearly half the viewers, and then

they'd come back when I stopped driving.

No, I didn't drive on the bus lane. I

drove into a bus terminal. It was like a

roundabout. I thought it was a roundabout

for cars, but it was just for buses

stopping to pick people up and drop them

off. I didn't see all the signs and the

big massive buses only marking on the road

Will I bring back mod status? Don't really

need mods anymore. Back then we had all

those trolls just spamming nonstop. Now

it's like we've got no haters. We got no—

I only banned one person since I came back

because he kept saying I'm a pedo. He kept

saying that I was messaging 14-year-olds

and some people were believing him, so I

had to ban him.

Yeah, it's nice. It's like we lost all the

trolls and the toxic people and now we

just got the cool people.

So I don't really need mods.

It's funny how the trolls and haters don't

come back when I'm doing this wholesome

content, but if I had any drama— well, I

do, but I'm not allowed to talk about it.

Had any drama, they'd all be back.

Also, maybe because I don't have

text-to-speech anymore, a lot of them just

like to spam the $1 n-words.

I'm gonna miss this field. It's been nice.

The shower's pretty good too. It's funny

because the shower here is better than the

showers I had in my 2 Devon houses. Both

houses in Devon I had had these crappy

electric showers where to get it up to

temperature, well, it would get hot

enough, but then the water pressure would

be kind of low. But there's

like a proper boiler-powered heated shower

here, full pressure, hot. It's just

the cubicle thing that it's in is kind of

grim. It's just like a— like

one of those trailer showers. It's like a

big green box and

it looks kind of scruffy and ugly inside,

but it gets the job done.

I don't know, electric showers are so

rubbish. Why can't they be hot and

pressured at the same time? I don't get

it. It's my favorite thing about going

back to my mum's house is the shower is

really nice. Strong, big powerful

stream, nice and steaming hot. All over my

body.

It's funny how I have no haters on my

actual YouTube channel, but then on Reddit

it's just all haters,

and then if anyone says anything positive,

they get banned.

I did think about getting another house in

Devon,

maybe nearer to a town this time, not in

the middle of nowhere. But I would

definitely want to check the shower first.

I really love my showers.

I feel like if it's an electric shower or

it's not a good shower, my hygiene goes

down because I spend less time in the

I got my YouTube income back up to £350.

I'm wondering if I can get it back up to

£500 a month. That'd be some nice extra

Also, I don't really want a garden

anymore. It's a pain in the backside

having to mow the lawn.

Oh, look at all the flies.

I think I'd also not get a bed. I would

just get a mattress. Well, I'd just use

this mattress and put it on the floor.

Why are the flies all flying around the

boot roof? This boot roof's nice,

blocks out the sun a bit, and if it rained

I'd be quite sheltered unless it's side

rain and blows in through there.

I think you can get like a tent, like a

canopy that drapes over it and gives you

some shelter from the sides.

Am I worried my mum will run out of money?

Not really. She's got 2 pensions.

I've got to focus on getting my overdraft

down this week.

And then I start paying my mum back again.

I should be able to pay her back maybe at