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Bro keeps spamming my notifications with

Elden Ring crap. You're not enjoying my

Elden Ring guides? They're so helpful.

All the insane damage you could be doing.

I'm so fed up of Elden Ring. Is that game

dead yet? When's the next game coming out?

I've made the same video probably 20

times, just with slightly different

variations.

In today's video, we're gonna do insane

damage using the Ritual

Sword Talisman, the Two-Handed Sword

Talisman, Wow, insane 10K damage.

As long as it keeps getting views, I have

to keep making it. When it stops getting

views, then I'll stop.

Have I tried Stellar Blade? Is that the

game with the really hot lady with the

bum? No, I don't have a PlayStation 5, so

I can't play it.

Tomorrow's the last day of my relatives

being here. I can't wait. I'm getting so

stressed out today. I'm so stressed out.

I had to have my lunch in my room. Every

time I go down to the kitchen, they're

like making some massive banquet.

I went down— I go down for my coffee in

the morning, 8 AM, and they're making like

massive breakfast, plates everywhere,

food everywhere. Oh my god. And then I go

down 3, 4 hours later to make lunch,

again massive banquet.

And I'm thinking, is this the same meal?

Is it a new meal? You just had a massive

feast for breakfast and now you're making

like another massive feast for lunch.

There were plates everywhere, every single

surface in the kitchen covered in food. I

can't make my bloody sandwich. I gotta

make my sandwich over in the corner. My

mum's like screeching at me, Daniel, come

get your blah blah blah noodles. I want

sandwich, not freaking noodles.

Kitchen is just like fully operational all

day long. Constant food being made. It's

like I'm living in a restaurant. I can't

just go down and make a tea without there

like four people being there. God,

it's like all day just eat, eat, eat,

eat. I spend maybe two hours of

my entire day eating out of the. I wake

up. I mean, I sleep for about eight hours.

I go to bed like 11 or 12, I wake up

around 7 or 8, so I sleep 8 hours. I got

16 hours. Out of the 16 hours, I probably

spend an hour and a half eating, but

they're like eating all day. Oh my God,

it's driving me crazy.

Every time I want to go and use the

kitchen, I hate it when my routine

is disrupted and then I've got to like

work around other people. To get my stuff

done. So annoying.

And then they're constantly asking me if I

want food. I don't want any food. I make

my own fucking food.

I can't believe it's been a month. A month

of this since I got back from Japan.

It's been this every day. Oh my

God, so stressed out. And because

the weather's been really bad recently,

they're not outside, so they've been

inside a lot. It's just really windy and

cold and rainy every day for a week now.

It's supposed to be July, it's supposed to

be summer, and it's like 15 degrees and

I'm freezing.

So today's stream started a bit late

because my lunch got delayed.

I don't know why they eat so much.

It's just like Asian Chinese culture, I

One more day.

Why is my camera freezing?

How's the Hong Kong guy? I would not even

know.

So many people whining in the comments on

my last video saying I should go study

something, as if I'm going to go study

something at age 35. Yeah, I'm going to

sign up to university, get a degree.

Never going to happen, guys. I'd rather

work at McDonald's.

I would rather just go back to the job

center. And finesse them again.

I mean, it's a good way to bait

engagement, but it gets kind of annoying

after a while. People just constantly keep

saying, give up on YouTube, stop buying

stocks, get a degree.

I'm not going to do any of this. I'm not

going to stop buying stocks. I'm really

interested and into Investing and trading.

It's like my most favorite hobby is

checking the stock market and looking for

things to buy and sell. Why would I stop

doing it? I'm not terrible at it. Yeah, I

had two big mistakes which wiped out a lot

of money, but I've been doing pretty good

recently. This is why

I will never listen to the comment

section. But I guess

it's nice to see all the comments. It's

better than being ignored, I guess.

People take the 2 big mistakes I made,

which happened 4 years ago, and then they

keep saying that I need to stop investing

and I should sell everything and stop

doing it. That's like the stupidest advice

ever.

It's like going on driving lessons and you

have one bad accident and then you just

give up driving instead of trying to do

better and sticking with it.

My investing portfolio has been doing

pretty well over the last few years after

the incident.

I've stuck with YouTube for 7 to 8 years,

so I have stuck to some things. Stuck to

investing, didn't I? Been doing investing

for 4 years, YouTube for nearly 8 years.

Cut my hair yesterday, it looks better now

because this bit was getting weird

looking. It was like, whoo. Let's trim it

The last thing I would ever do is get back

into education. I hate it. It takes

so long as well, and it's so boring,

and it's not going to guarantee you get a

job anyway. Plenty of people get degrees.

I know this guy called David. I used to go

to primary school with him and he got like

a business degree and he works at Leeds

Castle as a car park attendant. My mum

told me, oh, your old school friend David,

been working here for like 10 years. He's

got a business degree and he literally

just stands in a car park all day, 5 times

I wouldn't mind doing that, actually.

Well, if it's cold and raining, I don't

want to do it. £15 an hour.

There's nothing I want to study. I'm

already a genius at everything.

What would I study? I study economics so

I can get better at trading, or I could

just watch a YouTube video for free. And

then learn all the basics. I already know

the basics of economics. I know everything

already. Name one thing

I don't know about investing. I know all

the words. I know all the phrases like PE

and liquidity. I know all this stuff.

Don't need to go study a stupid course.

And then what? I get my degree in

economics. How's that going to help my

portfolio? So that's

a waste of time. I don't care about

Japanese anymore, so I'm not going to go

study Japanese. I don't even— I don't know

any Japanese people. I got no ideas of

going back to Japan or to get a job there.

If I do go back, it'll just be a short

holiday. I'm not going to live in Japan.

My Japanese is already good enough to be

able to chat to people, which is the only

reason I learned it for in the first

place. So I'm not going to waste time

studying Japanese anymore. So there's

nothing I want to study really.

If, if there's something I really was

interested in, I wouldn't need to go and

do a course. I would just self-study.

Like I've self-studied everything in my

life. Drawing, languages, investing,

YouTube. I didn't have to go take a course

to do this stuff.

It's a shame you don't want anything with

Japanese language anymore. Yeah, well, I

had a taste of translating and it was just

not for me. It's so boring translating.

It takes ages, it's very difficult, and

when it's not difficult, it's just boring.

It feels a bit like a useless skill.

I don't want to get a job in Japan. If I

had to get a job anywhere, I'd rather have

one in England than Japan. Working in

Japan sucks because they all expect you to

be really hardworking. Really passionate,

whatever you're doing, put your— all

your energy and focus into the job.

That's your whole life. I don't want to

live like that. If I had to get a job,

I'd be like, oh, this job sucks, but I got

to do it. That's not the Japanese way.

I would hate to work in Japan. Imagine all

of like the little cultural things that

What's a cartoon tongue thingy?

I don't know why my camera is lagging a

Seems okay now.

Dollar for your mum isn't decreasing

because I didn't get my YouTube pay yet.

I get my YouTube pay at the end of each

month, so in 2, 3,

15, 18 days 17

days, I should get my next YouTube money.

I'm hoping I give her £900.

Should be doable.

That should wipe out a big chunk of the

My sister's not replying to me. I'm kind

of annoyed because I want to see what she

thinks of Japan. She's gonna say, oh,

Facebook didn't tell me you sent me a

message. She says that quite a lot, like,

oh, Facebook has a bug, or Facebook

glitched, I didn't see your message.

Facebook never glitches or bugs for me. I

don't know what you're talking about.

She's texting my mum. All these pictures

and stuff, what she's up to.

Shouldn't have given her those iCoca

cards. Give them back.

No, I don't use WhatsApp. I deleted

WhatsApp because I had this British

girlfriend back in 2022. I used to chat to

her on it, but I didn't like her anymore,

so I just deleted the entire WhatsApp so I

didn't have to talk to her anymore. And

then I was scared to reinstall it.

But why isn't she messaging me?

I want to— I'm interested in seeing how

her first time in Japan is going, but I

get nothing. The utter disrespect.

So my mum showed her— showed me her

messages. She just said, it's really nice,

clean, so safe. Now I know why Daniel

likes it so much here.

Imagine not knowing how clean, safe, and

nice Japan is until now.

How do you not know? It's like the number

one most known thing in the world is how

great Japan is. Everyone knows that. How

do you not know that? How do you not know

Japan? Tokyo is like the nicest city in

the entire world.

In Japan, you could literally walk around

all night on your own in shady areas, and

the worst that happens to you is you get

some stupid chav kid scream in your ear.

If that was London, you'd probably get

stabbed or robbed.

Oh, wow.

Why would any woman date Daniel? Don't see

any reason. Yeah, I wonder myself too

sometimes, but I

keep getting girlfriends somehow. I think

it's because of my fabulous hair. Look how

cool it looks.

How did you ruin your life? Well, number

one, I didn't pay my taxes, and then I got

penalized. And then number 2, I put my

willy on Tinder, now got banned off all

the dating apps. Otherwise I'd probably be

slaying like back in 2017.

Now I'm like exiled from the dating scene.

Otherwise I would have destroyed Japan. I

would have been like the Hulk in a china

shop. But I couldn't, I keep getting

banned on it. So that's my sex life

down the drain. And then I lost loads of

money on the stock market because I didn't

know what I was doing. I thought I

knew what I was doing. I was following the

trends, buying when I

thought it was low and then trying to sell

higher, but I bought at the wrong time.

And I bought these really speculative

stocks that were just a gamble with no

future. I thought maybe there's a future

in BNGO. I don't even remember what they

do now. They did some kind of gene, like a

machine that does gene therapy.

And I thought, wow, gene therapy, this is

the future. And then the stock just

absolutely tanked. From $15

down to $0.50 now.

Do I still have Tesla? I have. I had 6

shares. I sold 2 shares at $250 or $249.

I got 4 shares Which I think I'll just

hold on to because people are saying Tesla

is going to get back to like $300 easy.

Maybe I'll buy more. I kind of regret

selling it now. I should have kept it.

Why are my trousers purple? They're

supposed to be black. And what the hell

happened to these trousers?

Can't they make black trousers that stay

black and not go purple?

My friends at school used to make fun of

me. They used to be like, why are you

always wearing purple trousers, Daniel? I

didn't notice they were purple. I said,

they're black. What do you mean purple?

And then I looked at them. I was like,

oh, they are kind of purple. Black

trousers, they go purple because the sun

shines on it.

And then you have to buy new trousers even

though there's nothing wrong with them,

it's just faded. What if I

dye them black? Would they go black again?

And all my clothing faded after being in

Thailand. I had rich blue shirts, navy

blue hoodies, and they all washed out.

Fade it out.

I used my mum's hair dye, put it in the

washing machine. She'd scream, she'd go

Yeah, so I want to do something because I

can't just do nothing. I realize I have to

do something. So I want to do— I know that

I want to do something, but it has to be

productive. Like it has to be beneficial,

not just like consume spending. I want

to do something that's not too expensive,

that's kind of cool, but also has like a

practical benefit.

What could that be?

I have to do something. I can't just do

nothing for the rest of the year. I

thought maybe I'd buy a car. I had a dream

last night where I bought a car and it

felt good. Sam Pepper was in there too and

he was screaming out the window. It was

annoying. And then I was telling Sam

Pepper to shut up. It was such a weird

dream.

I thought it'd be funny if I buy like a

really cheap crappy car for £500 and

then I crash it. And then I can vlog how I

crashed my car. It's cheaper than the sex

doll. The sex doll cost $1,500.

I could have bought 2 cheap cars with that

Sex doll most stupid purchase ever. Well,

the torso was very good because it only

cost £200 and I used it a lot on OnlyFans,

but then the life-size one was nearly

$1,600. I made 2

videos out of it, made like $100. Yeah,

that was really bad investment.

I thought I'd go viral as like the weirdo

who's married and buys a sex doll and get

like a million views, but it didn't really

work. And then it took a— it took hours to

get rid of it, chopping it into little

pieces. I had a few goes

on it and it wasn't really great.

It's too big and it's too heavy and

it's weird. It just felt weird. Didn't

really feel hot.

You just feel like a weirdo.

I would not recommend a life-size doll.

Wow, the sun's coming out. I hope the

weather gets better. I miss going outside.

And then people were saying $300K

inheritance money won't last you very

long. And I'm thinking it would

last me my entire life. What are you

talking about? I'd put it into a

high-interest savings account with like 8%

interest rate. 8% of $300K is huge.

It's like $20K. Look,

$300K plus 8%.

£24,000. You think £24,000 a year is

not enough? What are you talking about?

£24,000 is double what I make now. So I'd

have the interest plus my YouTube

earnings, which is like £10K. I'd make

like £35K a year just off interest

and my YouTube earnings.

People keep saying, oh, inflation's gonna

eat away at it. No, it won't. Bet you

anything £35,000 a year now will

just be as good as it is now as it will be

in 10, 20, 30 years.

30 years ago, £30k a year was loads.

Today it's still loads. If I got £30k a

year now, I'd feel like I'm rich. I'd go

out and buy a Tesla. So 30K now is loads.

30K 30 years ago was also loads, probably

more than it is now.

There's no high interest savings account

paying 8%. I literally have one now paying

8%. What are you talking about?

I have an 8% high interest rate savings

account.

So I'll just live off $24K interest

and plus anything my YouTube channel

makes. I'll probably get lazy and not

really bother anymore. $24K a

year for me is plenty.

If you have a car, somewhere to rent,

bills, what, you think £24K is not enough?

You're so naive. You can get

like a place in Manchester for £900 a

month like I had before, plus,

um, plus my £550

a month Tesla Model Y lease, plus £200

a month for insurance, plus like £200 a

month for food times 12. Yeah,

2022, $22K. Yeah,

that would be most of the $24K, I guess.

But I'd be making like $30K.

$24K interest from what? I just said if I

get $300K inheritance, I put it 8%

interest rate saving account.

I just get like a pay monthly payment plan

for my Tesla Model Y.

How do you make so much on YouTube?

Because I've got 2 channels and

I get donos. Don't know why people don't

understand how I make money on YouTube.

I got like 300,000 views this

month. My 2 channels combined pull in

quarter of a million views every month.

Average CPM of $3. What is 250

times 3?

Now what's 300 times 3? It's like 900. So

$900, give or take. Oh,

thanks, Johan.

It's not a secret. You can go into Social

Blade and see how many views I get and

then just take the 3 digits

off the end and times by 3. That's roughly

how much I make. Don't you see?

My second channel got 160,000 views

this month.

And then this channel got like 150,000

views. That's over a quarter of a million

views. You think you don't make much money

on a quarter of a million views?

You make roughly $2 to $4 per 1,000

views, so it's pretty easy to calculate.

It's funny how as I'm getting older All

people seem to care about is money and my

inheritance and my house and how much

money I'm going to make. Is that all you

I can't wait until I'm like 60 and I'm

sitting here saying, haha, I told you so.

Didn't have to get a job, living off my

interest in my house. Be so funny.

I can't wait until I'm like 50,

60. Then I'll just show you how you're

all wrong. And I didn't have to take any

of your advice and I still won at life.

Why would I not get £300K if the house

sells for £1 million? My mum has like

£400K and then me and my sister, £300K

What makes you think she'd give me that in

one go?

Because why wouldn't she?

Because that's usually how it works when

you sell a house and you split up the

profits. It's like when my granddad died,

my uncles and my dad, they weren't given

the money bit by bit. They were given it

all at once. That's just how it works.

Even Dave Gibson, when his parents died,

he had to sell the house and then he

received like $250K.

It's pretty normal in the UK. Parents pass

away, the children sort out the house,

they sell it. Each child receives a share.

Is it different in your country or

something? It's like, from what I hear

from you guys, you sound like you're from

countries where the parents die and they

give you nothing. What country are you

from? Jesus Christ. Glad I'm not from

where you're from. In the UK,

it's pretty normal and standard that the

parents will downsize to a smaller house

and then they'll leave something for the

kids, or they'll just die and then the

house will get sold by the kids and the

kids will split up how much you sell the

house for. Yeah, sometimes you hear things

from celebrities like Jackie Chan. They

say, my kids are not getting a penny of my

wealth because I had to work for it, so

they will have to work for theirs. That's

not what most people like, though.

Your mum's not dead yet.

Yeah, I didn't say she is. I'm just saying

that that is one possibility. She either

sells the house before— while she's alive,

and then we'll split it up between us, or

she never sells the house and I just live

in the house forever.

And then I don't know if we'd sort out a

way to hand over the house before she

passes. Dave Gibson said you could put it

into a trust fund and then you would avoid

inheritance tax. Yeah,

if my sister wants to sell the house,

then I would have to buy her share,

or I would have to agree to sell it and

then just keep my share.

And she might want to sell the house. So

she can use the money for her own family.

Don't know, it's up to her. Depends how,

how much sentimental, sentimental value

she has towards the house. She might want

to keep the house because it's special and

everything. Don't know.

I don't think they'll have money problems.

They make like $70K between the two, and

well, they did before they quit their

jobs. I don't know what they're making

now, probably nothing.

So Dave Gibson told me that if it did

come to me and my sister selling the

house, after paying the inheritance tax,

we'd both probably be left with like £400K

each minimum, because the inheritance

tax allowance threshold is £325,000.

Anything above that you pay 40% on, but

they stack. So because my dad had an

allowance plus my mum's allowance,

we would have like a threshold of £650,000

tax-free. So anything above £650k would be

taxed for inheritance tax, and then we'd

get the rest of it. That's what Dave

Gibson said. I think he knows what he's

talking about. Yeah, you get the threshold

for each parent together. Well, I'm not

wrong. If I'm wrong, it means Dave

Gibson's wrong because that's what he told

me. You're just saying Dave Gibson's

wrong, not me.

No, the total amount is not $300K. Look,

I'll look it up.

Why would Dave Gibson be lying or be

Why is my Wi-Fi off?

No normal person talks about inheritance

this much. Well, there's not really much

else to talk about. The only interesting

topic is what's Daniel going to do with

his future without getting a job? It's

like the only topic— oh, my sister

messaged me. Oh, look, what a surprise.

She says, I don't get Facebook

notifications for some reason. Maybe turn

them on then, I don't know. Or just check

your messages. Jesus.

She said, Japan is so nice, much better

than UK. We've been using the ICOCA Suica

cards. There was ¥300 on one. 1,000 on

another, under 100 on another. Now I get

why people like it so much. Are you sad

you could have lived here if you stayed

married? It's so peaceful, clean, and

quiet. I feel like I can walk around

holding my phone without it being stolen.

Makes me sad about the UK. London is

aggressive and dirty. See,

I told you. Haha.

But no one listened to me since 2010.

Am I sad I could have lived there if I was

married?

I wasn't happy being married.

With Chihiro. So I don't think

I would have been happy if I stayed

married. It was so boring

being married to Chihiro.

I couldn't wait to get divorced. I wanted

to live in Japan, but if it meant I was

stuck with Chihiro, then no thanks.

Imagine living in a country full of hot,

attractive Japanese girls and you're stuck

with Chihiro.

It's like being invited to Willy Wonka's

Chocolate Factory, but you're banned from

eating all the chocolate, and all you got

is like cucumber sandwich for lunch.

If you stayed 5 years, you could get

resident permit. Uh,

I Oh,

my camera's frozen. I can't see. My CCTV

camera keeps freezing. I can hear noise

outside.

She isn't hideous. What, Chihiro? Yeah,

maybe when she was in her 20s, but she was

getting old and Yeah,

I just didn't really feel it anymore.

If you stayed for 5 years, there's no way

I could have lasted 5 years.

I would have gone crazy.

She said, I didn't realize how much better

it was and I wasn't aware of danger in

London.

Yeah, London's like a war zone. Car bombs,

stabbings, racial tensions,

religious stuff.

I was married for— how long was I married

for? March 2018 until February

2020. Nearly 2 years.

But Japan is nice at first,

but after a while you

start getting frustrated at small

things.

She wants to move to Japan.

We're thinking of how we could move here.

You and David can stay for 6 months

without visa if you go to immigration

and apply.

I used to do that.

Well, if Japan's so great, I mean, even

Sunny can't wait to leave Japan after

living there for like 3 years. They're in

the honey— I mean, they're literally on

their honeymoon, having their

honeymoon phase of Japan. So yeah,

everything— when you first, when you first

go to Japan, It's like everything is

amazing. Then things get

annoying.

Ruffle.

I don't know if you can still do that. I

used to do that before COVID I go to

immigration and then you get the little

form, the document, and then you say, I

want to extend my stay by 90 days.

Reason, tourism. She said, what kind

of things? Like no bacon.

Mostly food. And I

apart from food, what else gets annoying

about Japan? Mostly missing

food from home that's hard to

get. In Japan and

social stuff. Japanese people can be

weird sometimes.

She said, we were talking to this American

guy who lived here 11 years. He seemed

kind of bummed out. He probably

misses real food.

I don't know why I was getting fed up.

I don't know, I started to find the people

to be rude.

I started to find Japanese people to

be a bit rude. I don't know, she's not

going to see that though.

He said he had only integrated with

people in the bar but didn't fit in

outside of it. It's hard to— it's

hard to— what's the word?

You get stuck in a foreigner bubble

because it's hard to make Japanese

friends.

I don't know what it is about Japanese

people. It's hard to like connect with

them, but then you go to a bar and you

instantly hit it up with like an American

guy, French girl, some British people,

and then it's like having a great time.

But to do that with Japanese people is so

difficult because they're so— I don't

know, like they're not really interested

unless all they care about is learning

English. Japanese people just kind of

stick to themselves. Japanese people

live in like Japanese bubble, I guess,

unless they want to learn English or

they've got like gaijin fetish.

You would end up with lots

of foreigner friends,

and also the language barrier gets

annoying.

What else is annoying? Why am I telling my

sister about how annoying Japan is?

Yeah, they are very tiny complaints, I

guess.

But these are all kind of tiny problems.

Better than living in Londannistan. No, I

say that it's better than getting stabbed

Better than all the problems London has.

Did you still have language barrier after

knowing the language?

Not really, but it became stressful having

to use Japanese.

I missed using English.

I'm texting my sister. She said she

wants to move to Japan.

She said there was some money on the Suica

cards I gave her. Just a couple thousand

Hmm, I did like living in Japan when

I was married, but I

don't

know, I guess because I was married I

didn't have freedom, as much freedom as I

wanted.

But everything else was great, like the

cheap rent, the apartment was nice, it was

peaceful and it felt safe,

and there's lots of nice places to visit.

It's just my marriage was so chaotic and

toxic.

She said it makes me sad about UK because

it makes me think, where did we go wrong?

Should I tell her?

It's called We

Went Wrong Because of Wokeism.

Hahaha. Now she sees it.

The wokeism ruined our country.

Also, mass immigration is destroying

Western democracies. Why do I sound

like Coach Red Pill? But you get called

a racist now for pointing it out.

Japan has like barely any immigration.

Doesn't mean they're racist.

Yeah, what does Japan have that UK doesn't

that makes Japan so great? I wonder what

it is.

Lack of diversity.

Monoculture.

I'm converting my sister to the red pill.

She will come around. She's married a guy

who's like literally the most anti-woke

person I've ever met. He gets into fights

with her friends because her friends are

like really SJW. Woke people,

but he's like really anti-woke.

I thought I would like have lots in common

with him, we'd get along, but I found him

a bit annoying, so I don't talk to him.

Would you say British culture was a lot

like Japanese culture before all

the immigration messed with it?

Like traditional British culture?

Was kind of similar to what Japanese

culture is.

She said she used to be very

pro-immigration.

God, it's raining again. Weather's so

gloomy.

Um, I don't see how importing

millions of people who hate

our culture is going to make

things better for us.

I think I'm going too far. I need to dial

it back a bit.

I get too carried away with this topic.

Yeah, what is the goal of mass

immigration? Is it just cheap labor?

I can't think what else it's for. It's

just because the government wants cheap

For low-skilled jobs.

Why, why are they doing it and

Asia is not doing it? I mean, Asia is

doing way better than Europe and they

don't have mass immigration.

So why is Japan so nice? Why is Tokyo

so nice compared to London?

I'm redpilling my sister.

Yeah. She's coming around.

Get her to vote reform next election.

Why are you asking that? She asked me,

why is Tokyo— she said Tokyo's so nice

compared to London.

She said, I really want to leave London,

move to the countryside.

Which means maybe she won't want to sell

the house. We share the house. Or we cut

the land in half. I'll go live in the

apple orchard and I'll buy a shed and she

can have the house. I don't care. I don't

really care about the house. I care more

about the land. Our land is so good

because it's so big, which means we don't

have any neighbors. That are right next to

any part of the land. That's the

great thing about this place. You will

never have like another house right next

to our land because everyone else has

land as well. So it's like big chunk of

land, big chunk of land, little house in

the middle, little house in the middle.

She said North Yorkshire has lowest crime

rate in the UK. Hmm. Wonder why.

She said, I wonder what Labour will do

with immigration. Aren't they making jokes

about Keir Starmer?

Being really pro-Muslim or something.

They're just memes.

Jesus, look at the rain. Oh my God, look,

it's raining,

it's raining.

She said, all I read is they want to

negotiate more with the French.

I don't know. Do you think Keir Starmer is

going to be a good prime minister?

I don't really know much about Keir

All I know is his father was a toolmaker.

Um.

I don't know much about Keir Starmer,

but people are

making memes and stuff

on Twitter about— I don't

know, what were the memes? I forgot now.

Oh yeah, he said he was gonna make like a

border control boat force or something.

She says someone should make a political

party. Its aim is to be more like Japan.

That's what reform is.

LOL. Reform got 4

million votes, came in third place.

People are

getting fed up with immigration.

Yeah, because the main— she said reform

has a bad name. Yeah, because the

mainstream media keeps calling Nigel

Farage a racist and people

like Mickey believe it.

She said, because people hate Nigel

Farage. Yeah, because they—

the mainstream news smear

him constantly.

She said, why can't the UK just copy

Japan's policies?

Uh, don't know.

See, my sister went to Japan first day and

she has opened her eyes.

Does the Japanese government even control

Japan that much? How much control does

America have over Japan? I mean, the

Japanese airspace is not even owned by

Japan, did you know? The US Air Force owns

the airspace over Tokyo. That's why they

had to build Narita Airport so far away,

because they weren't allowed to land

planes in the military US air zone

that's over Tokyo.

I was looking up why is stupid Narita

Airport so damn far away from Tokyo.

Something to do with the air— the air zone

territory.

But Japan will have to start increasing

immigration because their birth

rates are so low now.

Imagine my sister moves to Japan.

I'd be kind of pissed, to be honest. I've

been trying to move to Japan for 15 years

and I couldn't do it. Imagine my sister

just successfully moves there, gets a visa

and everything. I'd be so pissed. Japan's

my country. I'm the Japan guy,

not you.

Get out of my country. Japan belongs to

me.

I need to pee.

She said, I wonder why the birth rate is

low. Because the stupid women are not

having sex.

I think it's because I

don't know. Oh yeah, they are overworked

and the men are kind of weird, to be

honest. And Japanese men are like shy and

scared of women and

Japanese people Do

they have really long hours here?

I don't know.

Chihiro worked 9 hours— I mean, 8 hours a

day. She didn't work overtime or anything.

But she was just a sales— telephone

salesperson.

They have a weird work culture where

They're pressured into working

really hard.

There's a word called karoshi,

means worked to death. It happens a

A lot of suicides too,

people jumping in front of trains.

Sometimes you're on the train, it suddenly

stops for like an hour,

probably because someone jumped One

time me and Chihiro were on the train, it

stopped for like an hour, didn't move. I

bet someone jumped in front of the tracks.

Yeah, if Japan's so nice, why are Japanese

people so unhappy? And they jump in front

of trains all the time, they die from

overwork.

Why is it you want— can we believe that

the YouTube community wants to sell the

house? What?

What, my community wants my mum to sell

the house? I don't know where you get that

from. My community wants me to be gay and

get bummed up the bumhole. That's all my

community wants. And they want me to get a

job. They want me to get a job and they

want me to be gay. That's what my

community wants.

What do you think of your new

brother-in-law? Uh, I guess he's

okay. I didn't really talk to him though.

During the entire wedding phase,

he was here for like 5 days. Barely said

anything to him. He used to talk to me a

lot back a couple of years ago,

he used to ask me a lot of questions about

stuff like YouTube,

but I got kind of, I don't know, felt a

bit annoyed talking to him because

he'd always be like questioning why you do

stuff and then you have to like try and

explain why you think what you're doing

is the right thing to do. And it just got

kind of tiring. He was

like very anti against whatever my ideas

were, so I just didn't really enjoy

sharing my ideas anymore.

Like I'd say, I'm investing in this, or I

started using that, and then people are

like, oh, that's a scam. Oh, this is not a

good idea. Oh, I don't know about that.

It just got annoying. Like all

your ideas are being shat on all the time

when you bring them up. So I just stopped

bringing stuff up and didn't really try to

He's like very cynical and

very critical.

Yeah, maybe he's right about many things,

but it's just annoying constantly being

told you're wrong.

Like, I was using eToro, the copy trade

thing. He kept saying it's a scam or

something, which— run by a scammer.

She stopped typing. What time is it in

Japan? Must be late. I wonder what she's

been up to. I wonder if my sister would

start to hate Japan as well. I mean, if

you go from living in London for like 10

years and then you go to Tokyo, you're

going to be blown away at how advanced,

well-developed, clean, safe Tokyo is.

Tokyo destroys London.

London's expensive, dangerous,

dirty.

Ugly rubbish.

But she's only seen Tokyo. I wonder what

she'd think of Osaka.

What time is it in Japan?

10 PM.

Where in Tokyo have you been

so far?

You weren't living in Japan? What do you

mean? What do you

mean I was sitting in a chair 24/7? I was

literally outside every single stream for

like 12 hours straight. Did you not see my

streams this year or last year?

I walked all over Osaka. I walked from,

from Nara back to Osaka. I walked from

Osaka to Kyoto. I biked from halfway from

Osaka to Kyoto.

I went in all the shops, I bought the

food, I paid my rent. That's what all

Japanese people do. They buy food, they go

to work, they pay rent, they go sleep. I

did all the things that Japanese people do

on a daily basis. How is that not living

there?

And I've worked in Japan before. If you

don't remember, I worked there for like 3

months in Tokyo.

It's so nice not to have to walk anymore.

I still got a big lump on the back of my

heel from where my foot was scraping

against the back of my shoe.

It's like made my bone swollen

permanently.

I've had many lifestyle experiences in

Japan. You only know me from when

I was married. You didn't know the

previous times in Japan where I had

different lives.

I had the guest house life, socializing,

had chlamydia girlfriend where

I was living with her,

had the YouTube phase when I blew up on

YouTube and I was married.

I've had many different types of

lifestyles in Japan, not just I

never want to do that ever again though.

The walking streams. I only did that

because I couldn't afford to get a place

where I could just stream inside.

I should have filmed his bar adventure.

I took a few photos.

Yeah, I'd never want to go to Japan and

just wander outside for hours and hours.

Next, if I ever go to Japan, I would only

go if I can get a nice place. Not an Apple

Hotel either. I want a proper apartment.

Once you've experienced apartment life in

Japan, you never want to go back to

guesthouse, hotels. The best life

in Japan is when you've got an apartment.

When I went to that apartment in Tokyo, I

felt so nice. Like I got bathtub,

kitchen, shower, laundry. I can do

everything in the apartment. I don't have

to worry about other people. I can just do

what I want, when I want to do it, how I

want to do it. That is the best way to

live life, is when you've got a proper

home. You just can't underestimate that.

I hated that guesthouse. I hated Appa

Hotel, but it's

so expensive.

She said she went to Asakusa, Shibuya,

Tokyo National Museum, and Akihabara.

Was Shibuya really crowded?

Do you— would you say Shibuya is like the

most Japan place in Japan?

When you think of Japan, probably thinking

of Shibuya, all the people and the

buildings and the lights and the music.

Is Ginza any good? I think I walked into

Ginza and it was boring.

Didn't like Ginza. It's too fancy.

I don't know if my sister wants to move to

Japan. How would she do it? Become an

English teacher.

Can't do the working holiday visa. Oh

wait, actually her husband could because

he's only— I think he's not even 30 yet.

I think he's like 29,

so he could do it. My sister can't do it.

They could have applied for a working

holiday visa. She's not replying.

Oh, she did reply. You could have

applied for the working holiday visa,

but you have to be under 30, I think,

unless they changed it. Age limit for

working holiday visa Japan.

Why do you have to be under 30? It makes

no sense. Ageist.

Still, you have to be between 18 and 30.

They should change it to like 35,

under 40.

If she got a job in Japan, she would make

rubbish money compared to what she could

make either in London or online doing

software engineer stuff. Because you'd be

paid in yen. Yen sucks. What would be good

is if you get like an American job that

pays in dollars and then you live in

Japan. Oh, you'd be rich.

We didn't go to the main part of Shibuya.

Oh, but that's the only place people

go there for, isn't it?

Hmm. Where would you recommend going in

Tokyo?

I don't know. I didn't really go to any

amazingly good places. I just went to the

normal places. I don't really know any

good places in Tokyo.

Did you have any trouble talking

to people yet.

I reckon in Tokyo they probably speak

better English.

I had to use my Japanese all the time when

I was there with my girlfriend because

it was so annoying watching them try and

struggle to use English. I'd be standing

there like, oh my God. And then I had to

step in, use my Japanese skill.

I get really annoyed watching 2 people who

suck at English trying to talk to each

other. Like watching

Chihiro and my mum try to talk to each

other was Unbearable.

It's like listening to a slow-motion

conversation where neither of them

understand what each other are trying to

say. It was really frustrating.

She said everyone says something after

they finish eating. The waiter says it

back, but we couldn't figure out what

they're saying. Is it gochi so sama

Maybe it's gochi so sama

I teach Japanese.

Oishii is tasty.

She said other people are saying something

else like mashita.

Maybe arigato gozaimashita.

iPhone autocorrected arigato into Sharon.

Stupid autocorrect.

Fuck, I spelled it wrong.

See, I said you should learn some

Japanese.

What's the difference with した at the end?

ございます is present

tense.

ございました is

past tense.

Shall I get really nerdy about it? ございます

comes from the root word ござる.

Masu is the formal ending.

Gozaimasu.

Oh,

that sounds fun. Makes me miss Japan now.

It's nice seeing someone's first time in

Japan because it's like you can relive

your first time through them. I feel so,

like, jaded and bitter about Japan now.

When I first went, I loved everything

about Japan. I thought it was amazing.

I was in love with the country.

Don't know why you just start ending up

hating it after a while.

Because you felt lonely? I don't know,

'cause I felt like my dreams never came

true. Maybe my dreams were