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I tried playing Resident Evil 2 but HATED it
2019-08-05 · 7 min
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How the hell did that happen?
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0:03–0:05 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_0Bloody hell, did not expect that
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0:18–0:22 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_1to happen. I thought the body would just
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0:22–0:24 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_2Green herb. Oh, confiscated items.
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0:47–0:52 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_3Oh, it's the liquor.
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1:00–1:01 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_4Clickers. Uh,
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1:05–1:07 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_5don't like it,
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1:09–1:09 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_6don't like
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1:11–1:15 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_7it. Just run.
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1:16–1:18 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_8Fucking hell.
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1:19–1:21 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_9Oh, I can't play this game.
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1:35–1:36 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_10It's too stressful. This is not fun at
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1:41–1:44 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_11all. How do people find horror games fun?
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1:44–1:47 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_12I don't get it. This is not fun.
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1:47–1:50 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_13Oh, I don't like it. How much
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1:54–1:58 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_14did I pay? £45.
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1:58–2:01 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_15I've paid £45 so I could not have fun and
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2:02–2:04 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_16get stressed out.
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2:05–2:05 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_17I think I'm going to refund it. I just— I
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2:10–2:12 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_18can't play this game.
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2:12–2:13 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_19I can't. The sounds and
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2:15–2:19 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_20the jumps.
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2:19–2:19 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_21At least in the original— oh, fucking
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2:23–2:24 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_22hell. At least in the original game,
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2:25–2:28 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_23when you exited the room, the zombies
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2:28–2:30 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_24didn't follow you into the next room.
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2:31–2:32 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_25Come on, how many shots does it take?
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2:39–2:41 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_26Jesus.
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2:43–2:43 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_27We're turning the station into a temporary
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2:51–2:53 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_28shelter due to the massive sudden
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2:54–2:56 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_29outbreak. All police personnel have been
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2:56–2:58 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_30instructed to make the safety of the
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2:59–3:00 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_31citizens their top priority as we try to
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3:01–3:03 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_32accommodate as many of them as possible.
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3:04–3:05 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_33Yeah, and I guess they turned into zombies
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3:06–3:07 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_34and then killed all the policemen. Great
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3:08–3:10 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_35job. One of the refugees attacked us in
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3:10–3:13 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_36the middle of the night, resulting in the
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3:13–3:14 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_37death of one officer and injuring 3.
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3:15–3:17 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_38The person in question was quickly
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3:18–3:19 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_39restrained. We believe this was a
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3:19–3:24 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_40case of someone snapping under intense
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3:24–3:26 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_41stress. A mob attacks the
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3:26–3:29 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_42station today, resulting in a number of
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3:30–3:32 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_43casualties. A few survivors were able to
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3:32–3:34 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_44make it safely behind the emergency
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3:34–3:35 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_45shutters. But surrounded as we are,
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3:35–3:39 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_46it will be hard for any of us to escape
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3:39–3:41 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_47this place. We're not sure we can fix any
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3:41–3:44 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_48of our comm equipment, so we remain cut
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3:44–3:47 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_49off from the outside world.
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3:47–3:48 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_50I think it would be very interesting if
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3:51–3:52 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_51the game started whilst it was happening,
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3:53–3:56 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_52as the, the outbreak was happening.
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3:57–3:59 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_53There was another clash on the west side
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4:06–4:08 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_54of the station. 12 people died. There's
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4:08–4:11 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_55only a handful of survivors left.
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4:12–4:14 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_56Everything's falling into disarray.
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4:15–4:17 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_57Another clash. Can you imagine what that
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4:19–4:22 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_58would look like? All the policemen trying
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4:22–4:26 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_59to stop the zombies thinking they're
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4:26–4:28 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_60actually people. Oh look, it's Marvin!
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4:28–4:32 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_61Marvin. Why is his photo there?
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4:36–4:38 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_62Would you have sex with a zombie?
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4:48–4:50 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_63Pull her trousers down.
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4:53–4:54 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_64But she's twitching.
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4:57–4:58 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_65I mean, look, you're all alone in this
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5:07–5:09 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_66room. There's a female.
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5:09–5:12 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_67It's not like anyone would find out. Just
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5:13–5:17 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_68pull her trousers down. Screw her.
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5:17–5:19 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_69Trousers down, dick in. Just do
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5:21–5:24 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_70it, Leon.
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5:24–5:25 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_71Ah, oh, what the hell? She's back.
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5:30–5:33 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_72Shit.
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5:33–5:35 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_73Space. She heard
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5:38–5:41 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_74me. Why don't— why isn't she dying?
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5:42–5:44 · rev_3d3660771a5720ee561825957af5e60a_75Give me my knife back.
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