Skip to corpus content
HIMR Public Corpustimestamped source index

Recording

[2019-11-10] I met Elvis The Alien [9zeT6inJM8o]

2019-11-10 · 12 min

internet_archive
Machine transcript · wording, timing and speaker attribution may be wrong

Wording, speaker labels, and timestamps can still be wrong. A transcript does not establish that statements in the recording are factual. Use the source links and surrounding context.

Read summary

Expand to load the summary.

Open summary page ↗
Source information & transcript revisions

Provenance

Corpus release
release_3c2cf8328d3ac39b59bbc177
Date basis
retained_archive_metadata
Duration
12 min
Revisions
1

Public source listings

Transcript revisions

  1. rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89aMachine-generated and unreviewed; may be wrong; not a verified quotation.
    enraw_asractive99 segments

Transcript

en
  1. 0:05Playback / game audio

    The local train—

    Segment details0:05–0:06 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_0
  2. 0:06Daniel

    Oh my God, stupid announcements. Bound for Tsuruhashi and Tennoji. The announcements never stop. From track 2. I'm supposed to be meeting Elvis the alien soon, and I'm feeling pretty nervous about it. I've got this big red pimple next to my nose. I don't really want to show it to you. Okay, I'll show it to you, but you have to promise not to laugh. It looks pretty bad, doesn't it? He's gonna laugh at me. Why today? Why not yesterday? Oh no, the nightmare begins.

    Segment details0:06–1:05 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_1
  3. 1:10Elvis

    He's not here. You have so many haters.

    Segment details1:10–1:23 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_2
  4. 1:23Uncertain audio source

    Yeah. That's crazy.

    Segment details1:23–1:25 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_3
  5. 1:25Elvis

    But it'll be a fun video though.

    Segment details1:25–1:30 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_4
  6. 1:30Daniel

    I can't believe I just deleted it, the bit when I walked up to you.

    Segment details1:30–1:34 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_5
  7. 1:34Elvis

    You did?

    Segment details1:34–1:36 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_6
  8. 1:36Daniel

    Stupid GoPro. I was pressing the screen, somehow I pressed the delete button and I pressed the yes button.

    Segment details1:36–1:44 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_7
  9. 1:52Elvis

    We're lost. Right here. I hope that's not an issue. Oh, it's already that little white dog. Okay, I have the key.

    Segment details1:52–2:01 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_8
  10. 2:04Daniel

    Airbnb tour.

    Segment details2:04–2:05 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_9
  11. 2:07Elvis

    All right, you can come in.

    Segment details2:07–2:11 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_10
  12. 2:12Daniel

    It's very dark.

    Segment details2:12–2:13 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_11
  13. 2:15Elvis

    Welcome to my dungeon. You're never leaving.

    Segment details2:15–2:17 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_12
  14. 2:20Uncertain audio source

    All right, can I stop while you're like setting up?

    Segment details2:20–2:22 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_13
  15. 2:23Elvis

    No, I don't care. Wow. Yeah, welcome to our Airbnb.

    Segment details2:23–2:33 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_14
  16. 2:33Daniel

    How many cameras do you have? Whoa, that's a lot of gear. Yeah, well, I brought very nice.

    Segment details2:33–2:43 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_15
  17. 2:49Elvis

    Okay, I'll bring all the stuff over here. It's such a pain in the ass, like through customs and stuff. I can open the door for like a couple minutes or something. It's not off though, Jim.

    Segment details2:49–3:00 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_16
  18. 3:00Uncertain audio source

    It's still blowing.

    Segment details3:00–3:01 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_17
  19. 3:03Elvis

    Oh yeah, my real name is Jimmy, by the way.

    Segment details3:03–3:04 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_18
  20. 3:05Daniel

    It's not Elvis.

    Segment details3:05–3:06 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_19
  21. 3:07Elvis

    Everybody's like too weird. I want to play, but like the name is from a video game.

    Segment details3:07–3:11 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_20
  22. 3:11Daniel

    Oh, I googled you and it said Elvis Horton.

    Segment details3:11–3:15 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_21
  23. 3:15Elvis

    Yeah, I know.

    Segment details3:15–3:15 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_22
  24. 3:16Daniel

    I thought that was your real name.

    Segment details3:16–3:17 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_23
  25. 3:17Uncertain audio source

    I have no idea where they got that last name from though. Like, that's not even close.

    Segment details3:17–3:22 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_24
  26. 3:26Elvis

    Yeah, yeah. What the hell? That is creepy. Okay. All right, what do I do now? Do I spend the money?

    Segment details3:26–3:50 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_25
  27. 3:50Uncertain audio source

    Yeah.

    Segment details3:50–3:52 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_26
  28. 3:52Elvis

    They always give me these 2s, and no one likes 2s here. I have a million 2s. It's weird.

    Segment details3:52–4:00 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_27
  29. 4:00Daniel

    Your money looks weird.

    Segment details4:00–4:01 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_28
  30. 4:02Elvis

    What do you mean it looks weird?

    Segment details4:02–4:03 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_29
  31. 4:04Daniel

    I haven't seen these notes before. Yeah, are these new?

    Segment details4:04–4:06 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_30
  32. 4:06Uncertain audio source

    Only given to like tourists. Like, I read that like—

    Segment details4:06–4:09 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_31
  33. 4:09Daniel

    2,000? I've never seen a 2,000 note before.

    Segment details4:09–4:13 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_32
  34. 4:13Elvis

    Yeah, it's weird. That's what I was saying, they gave me like a million of them.

    Segment details4:13–4:17 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_33
  35. 4:17Daniel

    It's really strange.

    Segment details4:17–4:18 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_34
  36. 4:19Elvis

    This? Yes.

    Segment details4:19–4:21 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_35
  37. 4:21Uncertain audio source

    Yeah.

    Segment details4:21–4:21 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_36
  38. 4:41Daniel

    We're at the aquarium.

    Segment details4:41–4:43 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_37
  39. 4:47Elvis

    Cool.

    Segment details4:47–4:48 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_38
  40. 4:48Daniel

    Very exciting.

    Segment details4:48–4:49 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_39
  41. 4:49Elvis

    Yes. Oh, that's a line.

    Segment details4:49–4:53 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_40
  42. 4:53Daniel

    Now we have to queue up. Can I have three tickets for the aquarium?

    Segment details4:53–5:00 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_41
  43. 5:00Uncertain audio source

    Okay, that's six thousand nine hundred.

    Segment details5:00–5:03 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_42
  44. 5:03Elvis

    Okay.

    Segment details5:03–5:03 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_43
  45. 5:03Uncertain audio source

    I have already said. Where are you from?

    Segment details5:03–5:06 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_44
  46. 5:07Daniel

    England.

    Segment details5:07–5:07 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_45
  47. 5:07Uncertain audio source

    England.

    Segment details5:07–5:09 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_46
  48. 5:09Elvis

    Thank you.

    Segment details5:09–5:10 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_47
  49. 5:11Uncertain audio source

    Sorry, six thousand nine hundred two four six seven.

    Segment details5:11–5:18 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_48
  50. 5:19Elvis

    Okay.

    Segment details5:19–5:19 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_49
  51. 5:21Uncertain audio source

    Thank you.

    Segment details5:21–5:23 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_50
  52. 5:23Elvis

    This is a free ticket.

    Segment details5:23–5:24 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_51
  53. 5:25Uncertain audio source

    Thank you. Arigato gozaimasu.

    Segment details5:25–5:28 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_52
  54. 5:28Elvis

    What are you doing? Why'd you give me 2 back?

    Segment details5:28–5:31 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_53
  55. 5:32Daniel

    I don't know, I'm confused.

    Segment details5:32–5:34 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_54
  56. 5:37Elvis

    Okay. Oh, okay.

    Segment details5:37–5:39 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_55
  57. 5:40Uncertain audio source

    Thank you.

    Segment details5:40–5:43 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_56
  58. 5:44Daniel

    Oh, tunnel!

    Segment details5:44–5:45 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_57
  59. 5:45Elvis

    Get the camera, get the camera! Look, look at how aesthetic this Lots of fish.

    Segment details5:45–6:10 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_58
  60. 6:19Daniel

    In case it's crowded.

    Segment details6:19–6:20 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_59
  61. 6:21Elvis

    Yeah, but like, why don't I just want the big escalator? Oh, printed view. You chose the wrong escalator because you don't get the view.

    Segment details6:21–6:32 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_60
  62. 6:33Daniel

    I can still see it.

    Segment details6:33–6:33 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_61
  63. 6:34Elvis

    Oh yeah, this is plastic. I think it's real. Is this wood real? This is like what they use at Disney World. They use like that fake wood.

    Segment details6:34–6:43 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_62
  64. 6:52Uncertain audio source

    Oh man, that's awesome. It doesn't look as big on the camera as it does in real life.

    Segment details6:52–7:13 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_63
  65. 7:17Elvis

    That is a big stingray. Oh, here he comes. It's so weird looking.

    Segment details7:17–7:27 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_64
  66. 7:30Uncertain audio source

    It really makes you like rethink how scary like the shark movies are.

    Segment details7:30–7:41 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_65
  67. 7:42Daniel

    Why is it so ugly?

    Segment details7:42–7:42 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_66
  68. 7:45Elvis

    He's trying to make out with Daniel.

    Segment details7:45–7:51 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_67
  69. 8:27Daniel

    My thumbnail.

    Segment details8:27–8:28 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_68
  70. 8:28Elvis

    My thumbnail. Yeah.

    Segment details8:28–8:31 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_69
  71. 8:31Uncertain audio source

    This is pretty cool.

    Segment details8:31–8:35 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_70
  72. 8:36Elvis

    Is this like?

    Segment details8:36–8:37 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_71
  73. 8:40Uncertain audio source

    Hell yeah, that's— It is going on the fridge.

    Segment details8:40–8:57 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_72
  74. 8:57Daniel

    Are you going to buy it? Yes. Whoa, it's pretty fast.

    Segment details8:57–9:09 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_73
  75. 9:14Elvis

    Oh, we have to lean against these bars.

    Segment details9:14–9:16 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_74
  76. 9:16Uncertain audio source

    Yeah, it's super fun. Damn.

    Segment details9:16–9:22 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_75
  77. 9:23Elvis

    Yeah, this is definitely not the one we were on.

    Segment details9:23–9:24 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_76
  78. 9:25Uncertain audio source

    When we were on, had that like USB thing you can plug your phone into.

    Segment details9:25–9:29 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_77
  79. 9:29Elvis

    Oh yeah, see if we can find that one.

    Segment details9:29–9:34 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_78
  80. 9:36Daniel

    The sun's setting, very scenic.

    Segment details9:36–9:41 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_79
  81. 9:44Elvis

    I think if you rock this thing back and forth enough, it'll drop.

    Segment details9:44–9:46 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_80
  82. 9:47Uncertain audio source

    Uh, let's not find out. No, you're scared of, uh, roller coasters, but You're falling to your death. To your death.

    Segment details9:47–9:58 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_81
  83. 9:58Daniel

    Seems pretty safe.

    Segment details9:58–9:59 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_82
  84. 10:00Uncertain audio source

    Yeah. I watched a video of like a.ありがとうございました。もう一回。How about a souvenir picture?

    Segment details10:00–10:14 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_83
  85. 10:14Elvis

    Yeah. Give me like one thousand one hundred yen. Okay.

    Segment details10:14–10:17 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_84
  86. 10:17Daniel

    All right.

    Segment details10:17–10:18 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_85
  87. 10:18Elvis

    Thank you. I'll put in a bag for you.

    Segment details10:18–10:20 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_86
  88. 10:20Daniel

    Okay.

    Segment details10:20–10:20 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_87
  89. 10:20Uncertain audio source

    Okay.

    Segment details10:20–10:21 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_88
  90. 10:21Elvis

    Where are y'all from?

    Segment details10:21–10:21 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_89
  91. 10:21Daniel

    If you don't mind me asking.

    Segment details10:21–10:22 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_90
  92. 10:22Uncertain audio source

    North Carolina.

    Segment details10:22–10:24 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_91
  93. 10:24Elvis

    Oh, I was stationed there, New River. From Maryland. Oh, it's good to see y'all here. Thank you. Follow Americans. Wow, you look—

    Segment details10:24–10:35 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_92
  94. 10:35Daniel

    I look so happy.

    Segment details10:35–10:37 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_93
  95. 10:37Elvis

    Looks like you hate everything.

    Segment details10:37–10:38 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_94
  96. 10:55Uncertain audio source

    Bacon?

    Segment details10:55–10:56 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_95
  97. 10:56Daniel

    We're getting food. Food on a stick. About to fry things on a stick. Very exciting. So many irritating loud kids here today. Not sure why.

    Segment details10:56–11:11 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_96
  98. 11:21Uncertain audio source

    Thank you.

    Segment details11:21–11:25 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_97
  99. 11:25Daniel

    This is how you fry stuff. First dip it, and then breadcrumbs, and then fry it.

    Segment details11:25–11:45 · rev_c3d9df5ce79e19cdb397bebfde7fa89a_98