I Stayed In My Hotel Room All Day 😄

I like this mirror very much.

This is such a funny mirror, it makes your

face look close.

And then I found this special button.

And it makes the light go red.

Maybe we could do a livestream in here

instead of over there.

Hello people, it's me,

Daniel. I look like one of those girls

in Tobitsushinchi. When they sit under

that red light and they look pretty, and

then you go up to their room and then they

look completely different because the red

light has gone. It's a bit of a scam,

isn't it?

Am I drunk? Not yet. I had a little bit of

a rummage Look, they give you

a sponge to clean your shoe.

I quite like it in here, but it'd be weird

to eat my dinner in here. I haven't even

eaten dinner yet. I didn't leave the hotel

room all day.

I'm gonna make my next vlog in here. It's

so funny, the lighting. And then you go

into this room and then the lighting makes

you look ugly.

Yeah, the lighting is red. What do you

mean the lighting's bad? Makes you look

beautiful. Thank you.

Where's that light?

No, not that one.

Didn't have a great day. Well, there were

some good bits and then pretty bad bit.

So I have a beer.

Building a little collection here of

beer bottles.

The bad news is my latest video got

demonetized. I haven't set it to public

yet, but I was hoping to set it to public

after I finished the stream, but now I

have to wait for a manual review. And a

day out in Germany with Daniel. No, it's

actually a day out with Daniel in boring

Germany. And then I got rid of the boring,

thinking that triggered the AI. And then I

just changed it to a day in Germany, and

it's still demonetized. Look,

it's yellow.

Why is it yellow? I didn't swear, I didn't

talk about sex, I didn't say anything

naughty.

Changed the title, so I have no

idea what, what's triggering the

AI. And then I spent about 5

hours playing this new game I got, which

is really good. I'm waiting

for a manual review, but that would take—

that takes at least a day.

Until you get a review.

So I have to wait for that. That means I

can't upload it today. I have to wait

until tomorrow. I guess it doesn't matter.

It's been 2 days since my last upload. I

can afford one more day.

I changed the title to lots of things and

nothing seems to fix

What day is it today?

Oh, it's a Friday. I thought

it was Saturday.

Why are you complaining about my beer

opening skills? This works pretty well.

You just ease it in and

then eventually it pops off.

Watch, it'll pop off. I've done this

before. Did I see Kanae To's new

video? No, I didn't because I am not

interested in anything he could ever

possibly say. So what did he say?

Let me guess. He laughed at what I said,

and then he called me some names, and then

he probably called me a man child or

pathetic.

People kept linking it to me. As if

I care. I don't care what he has to say.

I've already heard enough.

See, pops off just like my cherry

Did he say anything at least remotely

interesting about me? I don't even know

what he would say Nothing has happened for

him to say.

Nothing has happened for him to talk about

me.

Has there been anything? I don't think

there's been anything controversial.

I mean, I've already admitted to cheating

on my wife. Is there anything more

controversial that he could?

Say, well, here is a beer for me and

I don't know why he would still be talking

about me.

I'm becoming an alcoholic.

Oh, that's a nice beer.

And for dinner, I have a chicken

wrap. I learned that chicken is Hähnchen

in German.

I kind of want to go home, actually.

Oh, but I have to stay.

No, I can't go home yet. I came all this

way, and I

could be getting what I want very soon.

What is it? Yellow.

I didn't wear my socks today. No, she's

not Muslim.

It's teriyaki chicken wrap. I need to

smell it.

That smells okay.

Did I take a shower today? No, I haven't

even showered.

This hotel is really good. I love it. I

went out into the lounge and there was no

one there, and I just bought myself a

beer. Didn't get disturbed, didn't get

bothered. Came back to my lovely room.

Now I can enjoy my dinner.

Oh,

it's my

first meal in about 7 hours.

I'll go shopping tomorrow.

Have I been washing my clothes? No, so I'm

staying in a hotel.

They don't give you a washing machine in a

I think I've been looking for what I'm

looking for in the wrong places, guys.

I've had a bit of a revelation today.

I kept thinking that what I was looking

for wasn't available in England and I

had to go to other countries to get it,

but it's not.

Let me chew it first.

Well, you know how I don't really like

talking to people and I don't really like

phoning people?

I talked to a girl on Instagram video chat

for about 3 hours today and

I didn't even feel bored.

And it was great. Usually I feel kind of

bored talking to people, or I don't

feel comfortable talking to them,

but we talked for hours and hours about

lots of things, and this is the first time

we ever talked voice voice to voice.

We've been chatting for quite a while.

Maybe she's the one, you know.

She could be the one. I don't know.

It's just kind of rare for me to actually

enjoy talking to someone and

not feel like it's a chore or boring or

tedious. It's weird. It's been I

can't remember the last time I felt like

that. Maybe it was James. Last time I

felt like I was having fun talking to

another human.

Is she hot? I think she's pretty hot,

actually. I haven't seen her naked,

but I've seen bits and pieces.

Does she know about the Turkish girl?

Yeah, she knows about all the girls. She

watches my channel, and we were supposed

to meet at the beginning of April, but we

ended up not meeting.

She's English. I'm not

sure if she's fully white. I think she's

got some kind of mixture.

I'm not quite sure,

but we were going to meet, but then she

said— what did she say?

I put her off with all my talk about

Germany trips and stuff, and then I

thought we weren't going to talk anymore,

but then we started talking again.

I don't know, I kind of wish I met her

first instead of coming to Germany.

I guess I was I was a bit— what's the

word? I was tempted by the German girl.

The German girl temptation was too strong,

but she wasn't the one.

Oh, it's all soggy.

I don't like it when it's soggy and soft.

I'm not sure what to do about my new

video. I could delete it and then

re-upload it, but then the same thing

might happen, might get demonetized again.

I don't know why it's demonetized because

it's a completely safe video.

So either it's just a random AI thing,

or it could be random,

or there could be something in the video

that's triggering the AI.

You know what would be great? It'd be

great if the bloody AI told you what was

triggering it. So if you said Fuck at

5 minutes 60, it will say demonetized

because you said fuck at 5 minutes 60.

Then you can just edit out the fuck and

then everything will be okay. But no, it

doesn't tell you what triggered the AI,

so you're just left guessing. Could be

this, could be that. Do I take it out? Do

I bleep it?

Oh, I think I know.

There was, um, there was some graffiti

wall art and I thought it was pretty cool,

so I took a video of it and it was like a

stick figure of a naked woman and there

were boobs and a vagina, but it was just a

stick figure. It wasn't a realistic thing.

I'm going to show it to you. Actually, I

don't know. Might get me in trouble.

Oh, thank you, Lazy Face. I, I bet you

anything that's it. Okay, I'm going to

take the video down so

I don't get a strike for it. That's— yeah,

I'm just deleting it. Okay, I'm deleting

it off YouTube. Idiot.

I knew it.

Anything sexual now gets you demonetized.

Even a stick figure of a naked woman.

It was a stick figure. Oh, thank you,

Lazy Face, very kind.

I went under the bridge on the Rhine

Promenade and there's this big fat pillar,

and on it someone drew a graffiti naked

woman. As line art. It's just a stick,

but they've done a stick pussy somehow.

Bet you anything that's what got me

demonetized. Has to be.

Apart from that, I don't know what it

could be. But isn't that amazing that the

AI can detect a stick figure that

has a pussy? How the hell— how

the hell can the AI tell that that's a

woman? It's just a load of sticks. I mean

lines,

not wooden sticks. It's a line.

This man's ignoring all the important

questions. What questions? Okay, ask me

your question. I'm worried that if I

do a manual review, the bloody idiot who's

on the monetization team will think, oh,

that's a naked woman, graffiti naked

woman, give him a strike. No, I'd die if

I couldn't stream anymore.

When am I gonna taste doner? Well,

it depends. It depends if someone's gonna

Did I have a wank today? I had about 3.

Woke up, number 1,

and then around afternoon I had 2 more.

Mm,

good, good wrap.

Han-chan teriyaki,

truly fresh.

There's a good shop in the shopping center

that's connected to this hotel, and they

have, they have loads of Japanese-style

bentos actually,

but you have to pay at the checkout, so I

was a bit nervous and I decided to go to

the supermarket instead. And I

bought a bag, a very

nice bag, and I got some oranges for

vitamin C. So I don't get scurvy.

Imagine if I got scurvy in the hotel.

And I got some crispy crisps called

Jumpies. They are kangaroo-shaped.

I had such a good wank yesterday.

I put porn on my laptop and I went full

screen.

Sorry, that's rude, but it's

a little kangaroo.

Tastes quite good.

I went full screen on my laptop.

Some good old JAB. Good old Jav never

fails.

And I was completely naked on this

chair. Made a bit of a mess.

It was a good session though.

And then the second session, uh, after I

climaxed, pretty much nothing came out

because the first session just drained

me. I'm gonna get banned.

I feel sorry for the lady that has to

clean the room. No, I cleaned up the room

because Turkish girl's coming soon. She's

gonna come here,

so I

cleaned up a bit. Took me

quite a long time to scrub the shit stain

off the toilet because I wasn't expecting

anyone to come here, so I made a bit of a

mess. And I shit

in the toilet and it left a stain and it

dried over several days. I had to use the

toilet brush and scrub it off. It took

ages. It was like scrubbing off a barnacle

from the Titanic's hull.

First time I ever used a toilet brush.

Actually, because I always thought toilet

brushes were gross. You scrub the shit off

using it, but then you don't— you get bits

of shit stuck to the brush. But

surprisingly, you don't get bits of shit

stuck to the toilet brush. You flush the

toilet with toilet brush in it, and then

it just kind of cleans it.

Anyway, I cleaned that all nicely. I need

to do a bit of tidying up,

and then I need to book another hotel.

How many hotels? This, this is the 3rd

hotel. Now I have to book another hotel,

and then after that I'm gonna have to book

another hotel. So I'm basically living in

a bloody hotel right now.

So if you want to know what was life like

living in a hotel, just watch my streams.

Look, this is where I sleep. That's where

I shit. This is where I I play games. Oh,

I want to tell you about this new game I

I got this new game called Frostpunk,

and it's made by the same people who made

This War of Mine, and it's so good. Oh,

thank you, Electric Six. What do you care

what the cashier thinks of you when you

don't even know them? You don't mean

anything to you. I'm genuinely curious

because I feel stupid doing—

I feel stupid being weird in front

of her. She might look at me and think,

that guy's weird.

I bet it reeks in there. That's what I'm a

bit worried about. Can't open the window,

and I don't know if there's a ventilation

I don't smell anything. I flushed my cum

tissues down the toilet, so that's okay.

And I put my bin in the toilet room where

all my food is rotting. Got some duck

legs, some leftover salad that's

fermenting. It's pretty gross. Maybe I

should let room service— room cleaning—

cleaning people in tomorrow.

Yeah, I got this new game called

Frostpunk. Has anyone played it? It's so

good. It's basically a

strategy game where you're in this

apocalyptic frozen world and

you have 80 settlers. And you have to

build a settlement. You build houses, you

build a hospital, and you build cooking

station, hunting post, research building,

and you just have to keep them alive.

That's it. You have to keep the generator

running, which generates heat,

so you have to mine coal, chop down wood.

It's kind of like Age of Empires.

But you don't fight. You have to gather

resources and keep your people alive. Oh,

thank you, Electric Six. But even if

she thinks you're weird, it doesn't

matter. I know, I know it doesn't matter.

I know she's not gonna say anything or

laugh at me or take her phone out and film

me. I just, I just would rather avoid her

thinking I'm weird.

I just don't want people to think I'm

weird in public.

Wait, why are you saying F?

Testing, testing, testing,

testing. I'll stop saying F if it's not

actually Frozen, please.

You're making me paranoid.

Yeah, I know it doesn't matter. I could

drop my trousers right in front of her and

nothing would happen,

but that doesn't mean I want to drop my

panties in front of her. I'm just very

worried and paranoid about making a fool

of myself in front of people. It's just

embarrassing. Why would I want that to

happen? Look at this little kangaroo.

Hello, I'm Australian.

I like to rape people's a-holes.

Yeah, I do it on the internet, but that's

the internet. I don't care about the

internet. The real world and the internet

is not the same. I wish I got

more beer. This beer looks big, but you

can finish it very quickly.

Oh yeah, I got this game called Frostpunk

and I played it for about 5 hours

straight. First 20

tries, I kept dying. Well, I didn't die,

but I got everyone to hate me so much they

kicked me out of the city after about 7 or

8 days. And then I kind of got the hang of

it, because before, my settlers kept

starving to death, freezing, they kept

dying. But then I started to learn.

I learned how to keep them alive. I

learned how to get food more efficiently.

And then I learned how to use the beacon

thing. You can use a beacon which sends a

hot air balloon into the air and you can

scout out different settlements and you

can rescue people and they come to your

settlement. And then I went from 80

settlers to 190 and I made them all

work in the coal mine producing coal for

my city to produce power.

So good. I couldn't stop playing it.

I think the way that it's difficult at

the, at the beginning, it's difficult

because you don't know what you're doing.

But as you, the more you play, the more

you understand and the better you get at

it. And it just felt so rewarding.

I really recommend it. It's a bit buggy

because sometimes it crashes, and at the

beginning the sound keeps glitching, but

when the game starts everything's okay.

It just felt really satisfying,

and you have these— this tree of

options you can choose called laws, and

then you can choose certain laws depending

on how you want to play. For example, you

can choose between enforcing child labor,

so you can set— so you can make the

children work in the coal mines, or you

can make them chop wood, or you could go

for a child shelter and protect the

children. So protecting the children

increases the amount of hope your

settlement has, but making them work

increases the amount of productivity that

your city has. So you can choose to

sacrifice hope for productivity, but then

if you do that too much, your settlement—

your settlers will get angry with you.

And you'll start building up this thing

called this content, and if it reaches the

maximum amount, then you get exiled, and

then it's game over. So then you can go

from child labor, and then you can either

make them specialize as apprentices in the

labs or the hospitals, or you can make

them do dangerous work. I make the

children work in the coal mines because

They're annoying little shits that need to

know how to work. Sometimes they get

killed in the coal mines and it's very

but then you just make more children.

And then you have other things to choose

between. You can choose between offering

assistance, a funeral service, or you can

just chuck the corpses into the snow,

which is more cost-effective, but then it

makes everyone depressed. So if you offer

a church and a funeral service, it makes

everyone happier, but it costs you

resources.

And there's all these different laws that

you can choose between. You can either

choose making your settlers happy, or you

can choose more productivity, which will

make them unhappy. You can even do forced

labor, so they have to work through the

night, but they don't like that.

And then later on in the game, you have to

choose between order or spirituality.

Spirituality and order is basically you

start building a police force and a prison

system, and you basically just use order

to keep people in line. Or you could go

down spirituality line, and you can build

churches and make them religious,

which makes them less depressed.

Yeah, I really like this game. I could

play all day long and it doesn't get

boring, and it only costs about £14.

I'm gonna play it after I finish the

stream, actually. Okay, about the Turkish

girl, well, she's gonna be here in a

couple days,

but I'm kind of in love with this other

girl because we just spoke for about 3

hours on the phone and I really think she

might be the one. Number one, I find her

body very attractive. And number 2, I like

talking to her and I feel good

talking to her and I don't feel bored.

Number 3, she lives in England so I don't

have to go to another country. Number 4,

she lives by herself so if things

got serious we could live together easily.

Number 5, uh, she likes me a

lot and she's a bit nerdy, which is cool.

She sounds almost perfect. I don't

know, I guess there's, there's a couple

things I don't like about her, but I don't

want to hurt her feelings, so I probably

won't say them. They're not really

important things, they're just you know,

little nitpicky things that I don't think

are worth mentioning.

No, I can't say it because the Turkish

girl also has them as well.

Isn't it weird though? It'd be so strange

because I spent the last 10 years looking

so hard for for this in Japan, and then to

find out that the one could be an

hour away from my home, it's just weird.

Yeah, the game is called The Frost— I

mean, Frostpunk.

It's a post-apocalyptic game set in a

frozen world where the entire planet's

population of humans have died,

and you're in a little crater in the hole—

I mean, in the world— and you have to save

your settlers. It's a

bit like that movie that's on Netflix.

Where where Morpheus from The Matrix is

in. What's it called?

Triple Frontier. I think that's what it's

called. It's basically that, but the video

game version. But there's no evil people

trying to kill you. Are you just talking

to yourself? No. All my imaginary friends

are here with me. Bendin Jun Nobita.

The Australian guy.

The English girl, she's 27,

I think.

Stop talking about the game. Why? I

thought you guys wanted me to talk about

things I like and I'm interested in, and

you always complain when I just complain

all the time. And when I finally talk

about something I'm interested in, you

tell me to shut up.

And then people wonder why I just complain

and talk about sex all the time, because

when I don't, I get told shut up.

You know, that's— that brings me on to

another thing. People keep complaining

that I complain too much. It's because

complaining Gets you more views than

non—not complaining.

Negativity sells.

It helps that I like being negative, but

if I could make positive videos and they

got the same views as negative ones did,

then I would make positive ones.

I'd love to make a video called.

Why this game is amazing, Frostpunk, and

then guess how many views I get? I get

200. And then I make a video called My

Ex-Wife Is a Bitch and then we get 40K.

So, you know, use your calculator.

I bet you anything if I made a video

called What the Fuck Is Frostpunk, it'll

get 8K views max.

That makes you a view whore. Yeah, I'm

desperate for views. I'm a YouTuber.

All YouTubers are attention whores

desperate for views. Unless you're already

super famous, then you don't have to worry

about it.

When I become super famous, then I promise

I'll stop worrying about views.

I knew it, I knew that naked graffiti

woman with the pussy was getting me

demonetized. I knew it.

Are my cheesy socks as fucked? Yes, I

haven't changed my socks since I got here,

and that's because I didn't bring that

many socks at all. I could shampoo

my socks and rinse them, wring them out in

the sink. What do you think? That would

Do you think I could shampoo my

cheesy socks? Look, my fingers are

caked in a layer of kangaroo jummies.

There's so many in here. They're like

little miniature kangaroos that have been

deep fried. Baby kangaroos.

Did you know when kangaroos give birth?

They're not fully developed.

They're still kind of like half fetuses.

That's the difference between marsupials

and mammals. Mammals give birth to fully

developed offspring, but marsupials,

they give birth to the offspring, they're

still in their fetus form.

Also, I heard that kangaroos' penis have 4

heads. Is that true, or is it a different

one? There's some animal that has a penis,

has 4 heads, and then he just changes out

which head he uses if one of them's run

out of juice.

Yeah, the echidna, something like that.

That's messed up. Isn't there an animal

that has 2 penises?

Why do I never interact with my chat? I'm

interacting now.

Oh, and a German guy offered to allow

me to become experimental with guys if I

so wished. What do you think,

should I try out homosexuality?

Oh, who saw, um, I don't know,

didn't say anything.

If you pay me, I'll go and have anal.

Not doing it for free. Maybe I'll do a

donation goal. If I get to $200

donation goal, I will go and have homo

cereal. I'll do it for the views.

I'm desperate. I'll do anything.

I'll fuck my cat. No, I wouldn't.

That was a joke.

I'm getting sick of these jumpy things.

They're just drying my mouth out and I've

run out of beer. Oh.

Let me

check my messages.

I feel drunk.

The last drop of beer.

Alcohol is—

let me show you, let me show you my

bathroom.

Whoa, I feel a bit dizzy.

Watch, watch this. I just found out this

new trick in the bathroom. Watch, watch,

watch, watch. Oh, thank you, Benjamin J.

Follow your heart. Weren't you the one who

invited me? Watch this.

The bathroom becomes a Look,

look at this mirror.

Makes my head look massive.

If the camera's far away from the mirror,

it makes your head look massive and your

face look small,

look like an alien. And then if you put

the camera closer, it makes you look more

normal. See,

see, this is what I normally look like,

not like this. This makes me look like an

Don't screenshot that.

Look at this. Bathroom. I don't

understand. Why is it red? It says a heat

lamp. It's called a heat lamp.

So is it supposed to be warm? It's a

little bit warm actually. What do you do?

Do you stand under it and then it dries

your hair?

That's creepy.

Look, I cleaned the shit stain.

Oh, I didn't flush.

That's a good flush.

And there's a toilet roll here, really

convenient, and there's another one down

here, that's just in case. So you can just

sit here and you just unroll it like this.

Very nice. And I have a bin there full of

rotting food. I'm gonna

make a compost heap just like my dad used

to.

Look, hello!

Whoa, that's weird. Look at my hair. My

hair looks really big, doesn't it? Look,

and then my hair suddenly starts

shrinking. Whoa,

whoa.

Oh, I could do that all night. It's so

entertaining. And look, look, you can open

this door.

And then you have this big glass shield.

Look, if zombies came, if there was a

zombie apocalypse, you can stand in here

and you'd be safe. How would the zombies

get in? They wouldn't be clever enough to

pull it open. They would just start

banging on it and it might break, but I—

and then you'd have unlimited water from

the shower. And then you can stand here

going, fuck you, zombies.

I don't think a zombie would be strong

enough to break it. I could try,

but if

I'm not strong enough, then I don't think

Oh, and I found out this, this little cool

trick. I was playing around with this

doing finger puppets that I can make a

dinosaur.

And then I can make a rabbit. Let me do

my rabbit.

I can't do it.

That's a dinosaur.

See, lots of fun you can have in a hotel

That was quite entertaining. Ouch, was

hot.

Won't the English girl be mad that you're

saying the Turkish? Well, I did ask ask

her and she said that. Um,

it does make her a bit upset because she

likes me, but then we're also not really a

couple, and I don't,

I don't have any obligations to her,

so I'm a bit confused about what to do.

We're not together, so I don't have

to not sleep with other women, but then

she probably wouldn't want me to sleep

with other women, but I kind of want to

sleep with other women. Oh, it's so

confusing. What do I do?

I mean, I think she's pretty good, but

I've never met her, so who knows?

What if she's not the one? And then I

missed out on the other ones. How am I

supposed to know? What I'm trying to say

is, how am I supposed to know if I like

things on the menu if I don't try them all

No one goes to a restaurant and then opens

the menu and says, oh, I'm going to try

this meal And I'm not going to try

anything else ever.

How do you know? I don't know.

And I couldn't even use this for content

anyway because it would just get

demonetized, wouldn't it? Can't talk about

sex now. Not allowed to talk about

Oh, yesterday I went sightseeing all by

myself. Are you proud of me? I went

sightseeing. Yesterday. I don't want to

spoil it because I made a video about

it.

And I walked around, I went to a touristy

place. I found some American women.

They were quite old though. I could hear

them speaking English.

I spent €9 to go up a tower,

and I saw a Japanese couple. They were

speaking Japanese.

I'm not sure what to do now. So Turkish

girl's coming in a few days,

but she'll stay for just a few nights.

And then after that, I have this big gap

in between Turkish girl leaving and going

to Spain. What I could do is I could do—

I could do a cheeky fly back to England

and then go to Spain.

I don't know, maybe I should go Spain

first, then go back to England.

But that gap between Turkish

girl leaving and Spain is pretty big.

It'll be nearly two weeks. What am I going

to do for two weeks? I can't spend another

two weeks in a hotel. Do you know how much

money that will cost? I have to find some

shitty cheap hotel,

otherwise I'll end up spending another

£600 on a bloody hotel.

No, I don't want to stay in a hostel full

of sweaty men. Can't even masturbate

because no privacy.

No, I'm not staying in a private room.

I'm just gonna downgrade to maybe a 3-star

hotel. I've mainly been staying in 4-star

hotels. I think this hotel

is a 4-star. I don't think I could— well,

I could. Come on, I could. I've got

the money, but can I justify it? It's a

lot of money. I don't know, £600 for a

hotel for the next couple weeks, or

downgrade to about half the price maybe,

but then I have to stay in a crappy cheap

room. I don't want to blow my savings

unless there's a generous German person

out there who would let me stay with Um,

I'll, I'll do cleaning and I'll cook

you bacon and eggs British style. Or I

could go camping. Yeah, I saw some

homeless people. Could be, be like them,

be one of them, join them. Oh,

it's been 56 minutes.

I offered— you offered to let me stay with

you, but I don't know anything about you.

Tell us about you. What's your

name and where'd you come from?

How do I know you won't rob me?

What if you take me hostage and then you

force me to get myself banned on YouTube?

You say, take your panties down now on

livestream or I'm gonna stab you. So I

have to choose between getting stabbed or

getting banned. I think I'd rather just

get stabbed. I mean, my life is pretty

much over if I get banned. What am I gonna

do, go back to the petrol station I

think I would risk dying than risk my

channel. I think I'd rather die than lose

my channel, actually, because what else do

I have? I don't have anything. I don't

have any skills, don't have any

qualifications. If I lost my channel, I'd

just become another unemployed bum. I'd go

back to the job center and claim benefits.

I already have everything I want, so I

don't need money to buy stuff. I would

just need money to survive, and

JobSeeker's Benefit allowance would cover

that. I might try

and make it on Twitch, but it would fail

because I only get 50 viewers on Twitch.

I mean, what would you do if

you had to choose between your dream job

and your life?

Someone could easily do that. They could

just kidnap me, hold me at knifepoint,

say, if you don't start a livestream right

now and drop your panties, I'm gonna stab

you. I'd say stab me then. Give it

a try. Come at me, bro.

I'd pull the knife right out and stab you

and then I'd carve my name into your

forehead so you never forget my name.

It could easily happen though. You just

need to kidnap someone, hold them against

their will using a weapon, and then you

just force them to start a livestream,

and then you show your willy.

Boom, sexual content strike,

possibly permanent ban. Do you

think YouTube are going to listen to you

when you say, please unban me, uh, I

didn't mean to show my willy, I was forced

to, it was my friend Joseph, he made me do

it? YouTube aren't going to reinstate your

And then I'd have lost my channel I won't

have any money. I have to go back on

unemployment benefits or back

to the petrol station.

Look, it's Joseph the kangaroo.

Boom boom boom boom boom.

What would I do for money if I lost my

channel? I don't even know.

Be screwed.

I don't have any beer. Why can't they

make beer bottles bigger?

I don't think I should get another one.

They're pretty expensive. €3 just for a

beer. I've had 2, that's €6. I can't

You don't even get unemployment benefits

if you live with your mother. Yes, I do.

I was on unemployment benefits for about 6

years when I lived with my parents.

Do you think this beer's overpriced? €3.

If I serial with the Turkish girl, I ruin

it with the English girl. I don't know,

what if I just kept it a secret? No, I

can't lie to her. She might be the one.

How do I know? I don't know.

How do I picture myself in a year? Well,

maybe I've moved in with the English girl

and we live happily ever after. Oh, thank

you, Lazy Face,

very generous. Is that €3 for a beer?

Oh, sneaky person.

What do you mean shut up, Leechy? You shut

up, Katie.

Some idiot keeps leaving a comment saying

that I'm not British because I'm not

white, and then I say, if you're from— if

you're born in Britain, then you're

British. And then he says, are you a

donkey if you were born in a stable?

Are you a cow if you're

born in a barn? What the The fuck does

that mean? He makes these stupid analogies

with farm animals and barns and stables.

He says, if you're born in a stable,

you're still a donkey. What kind of stupid

argument is that? It's like saying, oh,

if you're born in McDonald's, that means

you're a burger. If you're born in a

hospital, that means you're a doctor.

Stupid, isn't it?

How can you compare an entire country to a

barn? How can you compare an ethnic,

ethnic group of people to a donkey or a

horse? It's just such a stupid way of

thinking. Are you a cow if

you're born in a barn?

No, you're still a cow. It just means

you're a cow that was born in a barn.

I know he's racist and he's just trying to

say that you have to be white

to be English, which is a load of rubbish.

There's millions and millions and millions

of non-white English. And non-white

Europeans.

And then you try and explain to them that

the first settlers of Europe were

dark-skinned because they migrated from

Africa, and then they'll say, oh, I don't

believe in evolution, I don't believe that

there's sufficient evidence that, that the

first people in Europe were dark-skinned,

when there's plenty of scientific evidence

that That shows that

the first settlers of Europe were not

white people, and white people have only

appeared quite recently.

And for the majority of human existence,

there weren't even any white people.

White skin is quite a relatively recent

development in humans. The only reason

why white people exist is because of the

UV rays in Europe,

which makes it harder to absorb vitamin D.

Otherwise, everyone would be black or

dark-skinned. It's all about

the, the latitude of the sun and how

much UV gets through the atmosphere.

That's the only reason why skin changes

color. There's nothing more to it.

But people think there's some kind of

special magic that, that your skin being

white gives you. It's like Harry

Potter, you know. Yeah, those people,

those racist wizards, they say you're a

Mudblood, you're not a pure wizard.

You're not an Englishman because you're

not white. Idiots, aren't they?

And then you tell them that and they just

say, are you a donkey if you're born in a

It's just a waste of time talking to them,

isn't it? Isn't it?

It's just really annoying because it's

such a stupid thing to say and

they think it's true and they think it

makes sense.

If you're born in a country and you grew

up there and you were raised there, then

you are that country's citizen.

Did I finish sixth form? No,

I went for a year and then I got addicted

to World of Warcraft and then I quit.

There was a show about this guy called the

Cheddar Man, and it was— and he was one

of the oldest remains found

in England, one of the original settlers.

They did all these DNA tests on him And it

turned out he was dark-skinned, had black

hair, and he had blue eyes, and he looked

completely not white. And pretty much all

of the modern British people descended

from his people 10,000 years ago.

Oh, it's such an annoying thing to debate

and talk about. Why does it matter what

skin color you are? Who cares?

And then who are these people to tell me

what I am and what I'm not? It just

irritates me when people say that I'm not

British. If I'm not British, then why am

I? I'm not Chinese. I don't know Chinese.

I've never been to China. I don't have the

same values and way of thinking as Chinese

person does. I know nothing about Chinese

culture. How am I Chinese?

Well, then I'm not Chinese. I'm not

British. Then what am I?

It's just kind of weird that humans have

this, this tribal mentality where

how you look and the color of your skin is

so important to, to your identity, for

your identity and to who you are. When,

when you think about it, it's kind of

trivial. It's just your skin color, color

of your hair, your facial features.

Does it really matter? I don't think it

matters. Oh,

TQ Sam, why waste all this money on

hotels? Why not stay at a youth hostel?

Because I don't want to share a room with

a bunch of stinky traveling backpackers.

And if I had a hostel, wouldn't be able to

stream because I have no privacy.

Wouldn't be able to masturbate, no

privacy. I'd keep getting— I'd keep

getting disturbed by people, or I'd feel

very uncomfortable.

And I'm not staying here for a month, so I

can't get a monthly hostel or Airbnb.

I'm only staying until The first, the

first quarter of May. Oh, thank you,

hiding in my apartment.

I'm sick of guest houses. I don't want to

be surrounded by a bunch of stinking

people. Well,

I say I can't livestream, but then the

money I save from being in a dormitory or

hostel would actually be more than the

money I make from livestreaming. If you

think about it that way.

But I want privacy. I want to be alone. I

want to play my game. I want to masturbate

several times during the day without being

walked in on.

The content was nice when you stayed in a

guest house. I don't know, I have more

viewers now than when I was streaming with

James, although my channel is a lot bigger

now.

I'm not sure, maybe I'd have more viewers

if I was streaming with James now.

James isn't that interesting, he's just a

bit of an anime nerd. And a video game

nerd, but he's nice.

And then I'd feel bad if the only reason

people watch my stream was because of

James and not me. I would feel as

though you're more interested in James and

you're not interested in me. Then I just

feel depressed. I don't really want to

meet a super interesting person. Because

what if he's more interesting than me and

then you're only watching so you could see

him and not me? Then I'd feel sad and

Your dislike ratio is worrisome. It's not

too bad, I only get about 200 dislikes

every video. Used to be worse, I used to

get get about 400.

People, they just dislike without even

watching the video, and then they don't

even watch the video. They just keep

staying subscribed to me so that they can

dislike my new videos and not even watch

it. That's weird.

People hate me that much. I didn't hurt

anyone. I never harmed a fly.

I didn't even check the dislikes on the

stream.

100 likes, 92 dislikes. Why?

Why, why do I have 92 dislikes?

I'm just having a drink, having a chat,

eating some food. It's not like I called

my wife annoying again. Why are so many

people just disliking for the sake of it?

I don't understand why people get so upset

with me. It's not like I did anything to

them. I didn't hurt them, I didn't insult

them, I didn't do anything to them, but

they still hate me so much.

And then people say I'm not likable. I

think I'm pretty likable. I'm polite, I'm

kind, I tell you about stuff other people

wouldn't, and I always back up everything

I say with reasoning and logic and facts.

I don't just say things willy-nilly

without any thought to it. I give

good reasoning, tell you why I think

things I do.

I can smell my feet from here.

Oh, that's cheesy.

I should shampoo my feet. I think that

might kill the bacteria.

I think it smells nice though.

Isn't shampoo the same as soap? I use

shampoo to wash my whole body. Seems to

I stayed in the hotel room all day. I was

gonna go outside to go shopping at Uniqlo.

Uh, I downloaded Frostpunk and then 6

hours later Um, I was still playing

it, and then I talked to the English girl

on voice chat for about 3 hours. Couldn't

believe how quickly the time went.

Should have stayed in England. And met her

first. Could have saved £1,500.

I can't go home now,

otherwise the whole Germany trip would

have been a waste of time.

Do I shower every day? I do, but today I

don't think I'll have a shower. It just

feels kind of pointless because I'm gonna

go to bed after I finish the stream. It's

already pretty late. It's already mid—

Jesus, it's midnight! How is it midnight?

Can't believe I didn't go outside today.

Feel a bit guilty.

Oh, I can't wait to play that game again.

I have 190 settlers. My city's massive.

It's all going well. I've got patrols,

I've got a prison, I've got watchtowers,

and there's about 50 people who are

rebelling And threatening to leave the

city. I have to keep them under control.

And I have lots of coal mines with

children working in them.

There's nothing for you to say in Japan.

No, there's a Turkish girl,

and then there's a Spanish girl,

but I have to go to Spain, but I can't

meet her until later because she's a bit

busy. And I really would like to meet her.

So I have to wait in Germany until I go to

Spain, or I could just go straight to

Spain, but I'd rather just stay in Germany

now that I'm used to it. And then after

Spain, like I said before, I'll probably

just go back to England and Maybe

begin a serious relationship with the one.

Am I running from the law? No,

I'm not. I'm a fugitive.

What else have I done?

Not a lot, to be honest. I still

haven't gotten my inheritance money. It's

a bit annoying. My sister messaged me

saying that the insurance company want my

phone number so they can confirm it's me.

But they haven't phoned me.

Why would they ask for my number and then

not phone me? How would phoning me confirm

that it's me? Are you Daniel? Yes,

yes I am. So I still haven't gotten my

inheritance money, which sucks,

because when I get that, I'll be fine,

really.

Oh no, the English girl has been watching.