Cooking rice in my new rice cooker

Testing,

testing. Hello,

testing.

Daniel, testing. My wife is She's

so stupid. I hate her.

She cheated on me.

Okay, I think it's working.

Okay, back to Android. Not smelly iPhone.

Stupid rubbish iPhone. Oh my God.

Never gonna get an iPhone ever again. You

can't even swipe down on notifications

during a stream without the stupid screen

going black. I don't know why people

bother to get iPhones. What a rubbish

phone.

They're more expensive. And, and they're

worse. You think you pay more money,

you'd get a better phone. I never had any

of these problems on Android. On Android,

I can— look, I can swipe down

notifications, I can check my battery, I

can switch to my wide-angle lens. Why is

there just so many more problems when you

have an iPhone? I don't get it. Every time

I try and stream on my iPhone, there's

always some problem.

Maybe I get a new Samsung. I'm still using

the Samsung S10 Plus from 2019,

the phone I got before meeting Essex Girl.

I don't know what happened to her. She

messaged me loads on Christmas Day saying

that we can talk, and then she stopped

talking to me not even 2 days after.

And I sent her a message and she just

ghosted me again. Didn't even— she saw the

message but she didn't reply.

The absolute nerve.

You wait till she's like 40, she'll be

back in my DMs and I'll probably still be

Why did I change my name? I already

explained. Because I'm trying

to stop all those stupid search results

that come up when you search Hiding My

Room to be coming up when you search my

channel name. So when you search Daniel,

then all that stuff hopefully doesn't come

Rice. Oh, oh, oh, what's that? Seven

double o seven. Do do

do do do

do do.

He wants to get a date and hide his past.

Yeah, because it's not fair. I get judged

off of my past. It's so unfair.

That my current personality and

my current self gets judged based on

stupid things I did 4 years ago. No one

should be held accountable for things they

did 5, 4 years ago. People change.

How would you feel if, if you liked a girl

or a guy and then they found out some

thing that happened to you or you did like

10 years ago, and they were like, oh nope,

no thanks, don't like you anymore.

It's not fair.

I bet anyone here has like some

embarrassing thing that they would never

tell people. Like maybe you got gonorrhea,

or maybe you got mouth HIV

from an ex like 5 years ago, or maybe you

cheated on your partner like 5 years ago.

No one's gonna find out because you didn't

put it on the internet, but I did. So it's

not fair. You don't get punished, but I

get punished.

So yeah, I'm trying to hide my past

because the past doesn't represent me.

In the present, does it?

No, I'm sorry, shut up.

How long has this rice been cooking? I

feel like it's been half an hour.

It's not too long, I guess.

I just don't feel like it's fair that I

get punished now for things that happened

ages ago.

And then all this stuff that links back to

me from all those years ago, it ends up,

ends up damaging my prospects in the now,

which I think is just so dumb.

I didn't do nothing wrong.

It wasn't me. I didn't do nothing.

YouTube made me do it. I only did it

for the content. I only did it to

entertain my audience,

and then they stabbed me in the back and

abandoned me. And then I still have

to— I still have to take the damage that

was done in the past and get punished.

It's just hard to meet someone new and

then have fresh starts when they start

digging up stuff you did such a long time

ago and then start making their judgments

based on that.

It's just so weird. I feel like

I get treated like a criminal and I never

even did anything that bad. It's not like

I killed anyone.

I was just a little bit rude to women and

I was a little bit childish. When it came

to relationship arguments and just

a bit immature.

But then I feel like I'm being treated

like I'm some kind of convict.

I don't really feel like it's fair.

You're always defending and victimizing

yourself because I am the victim. Do you

think any of this affects my exes? Do you

think Mina or Chihiro or Turkish girl have

a problem finding a boyfriend?

No, it's just me. I'm the one who has to

suffer. I'm the one who gets all of

the backlash. All the other girls, they

just moved on. Like Chihiro, do you think

she doesn't have a boyfriend now? How come

I'm the only one who has to suffer? I

didn't do all of the wrong things.

I'm literally the victim.

Everyone else gets to move on and just

forget that everything happened, whilst I

have to sit here and still suffer the

consequences even 5 years later. That's so

unfair.

And the things I said and did weren't even

that bad.

Oh, my rice is ready!

Whoa, whoa, rice soup!

Now, do you think Chihiro or Mina had

problems getting a new guy just because

they were in my videos?

It's not like they were innocent either.

Mina messed me about, didn't she? Wow,

look at this rice! Woo,

this looks good! It's a bit sticky though.

Is it supposed to be so sticky?

Compare it to the rice I cooked the other

day.

Look, this is the rice I cooked in the

pot. It's just— it's horrible. It might be

good for fried rice. Oh,

it's just kind of half cooked.

I hate it when the rice spoon gets, gets

into the rice pan. Oh, now it's all wet

and sticky. I forgot what this was called

in Japanese. I'm forgetting my Japanese.

What do they call that rice spatula thing

in Japanese? You know, they always have—

it looks like this and it's got like

little bumps on it. Forgetting my

Japanese. Spatula.

Rice spatula.

Oh, it tastes like rice. Oh,

it's actually cooked.

Mm,

that's proper rice. Look at

soft and fluffy and, um,

not, not too wet and not too dry.

Oh, shut up, fridge!

To you too, stupid fridge keeps

making a weird noise.

Hmm, okay. Stupid thing keeps falling

into it. Now I need a bowl.

Um, what should I do with my rice?

Too much rice in there.

Let me

check my stocks. I got— I opened

yesterday, I mean last week, I opened a

20x leverage on gold.

It's up 12%. Do you think

gold's gonna go up more?

Oh, my stocks are still down. Fuck's sake,

I'm still down £12,000.

Am I ever gonna make my money back from

investing? Oh wow, my fertilizer stock's

up 5%. Oh, my gold stock's up 0.78%.

My Bank of America is down

3%. I don't know about

bank stocks right now.

I can't believe fertilizer is doing so

well. Look at fertilizer.

I feel so stupid. Why didn't I just Google

where does fertilizer come from? And then

Russia and Ukraine exports the most

fertilizer in the world. So it should have

been obvious if we're gonna sanction

Russia, then duh, fertilizer prices are

going to go up. Oh, I didn't know what

Russia exports. I thought they just

exported gas. Apparently they export loads

of stuff like coal, wheat, corn.

What else do they export?

Hmm, so my rice is a massive success.

Now I'm thinking, what stock would go up

if China invades Taiwan? So I feel like

I kind of missed the boat on this. I

missed the boat on the Russia-Ukraine war

a little bit. I did get— I did manage to

make some profit from the fertilizer, but

the people who got in early, they could

have made like a 300% gain. Look at this

bloody fertilizer going up like a crypto.

Look at that, 120% gain.

Bloody fertilizer.

Nitrogen, potash.

Maybe it'll go up more. Do you think

fertilizer stocks can go up more? Could

do. I don't know.

I just don't know. Okay, so I'm quite

happy with my new rice cooker. This rice,

very easy to make, much better than

cooking it in a pot.

Maybe I'll go all-in fertilizer.

Hmm, would you like some?

Oh, I know there's rice on it.

Where'd it go?

See if the market is crashing.

Looks like,

um,

not much happening.

I recently started a new position in

Starbucks,

so I got £3,000 in Starbucks now. I think

Starbucks is gonna be huge. They make the

most famous coffees in the world.

Um, what should we do now? Put the rice in

the fridge, maybe.

Wow, I lost 25% of my viewers when I

started talking about stocks. Idiots.

Idiots.

Uneducated swine.

Traitors, traitors, traitorous swine.

How do I turn this off?

It doesn't

turn off.

Okay,

so I'm quite happy with my new rice

cooker. What else should we do?

I put the instruction book in the bin. I

don't think I'll need it. Do you think

I'll need it? If I come across a problem,

I could just Google, couldn't I?

I don't know if I should wrap the rice.

My mum always complains when I just put

bowls of food in the fridge uncovered.

With a spoon in it. Does anyone else— they

just, if they have food that they're not

going to eat, they just put a spoon in the

bowl and put it in the fridge. But she

gets really OCD when you put— leave a

spoon in the bowl in the fridge. I don't

understand why. Why is it disgusting?

It's just a spoon in a bowl.

People get triggered by such weird things.

Why is it disgusting if it's not covered?

When I lived in Manchester, I just put a

plate of rice in the fridge all the time.

There's nothing wrong with it.

Yeah, it gets a little bit dry on the top,

but then when you go to cook it, it

softens up again. Who cares?

Fine, I'll put a tissue over it.

Where are the tissues?

Happy now? Is that good?

I should get a bowl that has a lid. That

would solve a lot of problems. People

weird.

Why is there a glass of milk

in I mean, that's disgusting.

How's, how's just having a glass of milk

in the fridge not disgusting? Who puts a

glass of milk in the fridge? What's this

All right,

now we got to clean the rice bowl.

Still a bit hot.

The spoon's pretty nice.

Also, where are we gonna put the rice

cooker? Can't just stay here.

Your ex-wife is awesome. No, she's stupid.

And she smells of lemon.

My ex-wife is so stupid.

Why are my hands nice looking?

Don't know.

Apparently my fingers are long.

I wonder if I can go into the other room

without disconnecting.

Oh, I want to wash this, but it's too hot.

Oh, there's plastic handles on the side.

Oh wow, that's really good. Look at that,

they put plastic handles on the side so I

can pick it up. Brilliant design.

Amazing.

How much

did this cost me?

Memory check.

£129, not too bad,

not too expensive, I guess.

Looks like a motorbike helmet.

Oh, thanks Jenkins for the membership.

I have a feeling the LEGO Star Wars videos

are not going to do well, so I might just

go back to streaming until the next big

game comes out.

How much money am I making now? I made

$4,000 last month because I got a

sponsorship from 2 companies. I got one

sponsor from this Chinese gaming item

company. And then I got another sponsor

from Raid Shadow Legends, which most of

you probably haven't even seen because you

didn't even watch the video. Let me,

let me show you my Raid Shadow Legends

sponsor. They paid me $700.

I got a new sponsor now, but I'm not sure

if I can do it. So the new

sponsor, they offered to pay me $1,400.

And they want me to make a 2-minute video

promoting the mobile game, but they don't

want me to put the video on my channel.

They want the rights to the video for like

3 months so they can put it on Facebook

and TikTok. But they— I don't know if they

will want what I can do. It sounds like

they want something like a skit, you know,

like Angry Joe dresses up and does like a

skit I can't really do that. It's not

really what I do.

I'll show my Raid Shadow Legends.

I'm surprised they even contacted me.

Where is it? It's on my 5 most overpowered

weapons in Elden Ring video. Hello and

welcome back to a new Elden Ring video.

Today I'm going That rips up the—

together. And one cool thing about it is

if you hold down the right trigger and

charge up a power attack, it does like a

secondary attack where rocks come out of

the ground and do extra damage against the

enemies. So I think I'll give it a— wait,

it's going to start now. It's pretty good,

pretty fun to use, and looks very cool.

Before moving on, I would like to thank

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$40! They only pay me $700,

but the video only got 4K views, so I

guess, I guess $700 is pretty good

for only 4K views. Now, the other company

that Sponsors. It's gonna sponsor me.

They have this mobile game. It's like an

open world MMO zombie game,

and I wrote a script. They want me to

write a script to send it off to them

first. They haven't replied, so I don't

know if they like it. I don't really know

what to say. I'll just say this is one of

the best MMO zombie games on mobile with

graphics rivaling consoles. You can chop

down trees. And build shelters and play

with other people all around the world.

If they're going to pay me $1,400, then

yeah, I really want to do it. Ah,

it's just so annoying. I can't be bothered

having to do that enthusiastic sounding

voice. When I first made the Raid Shadow

Legends, they actually said— they asked me

to redo it and sound more cheerful because

I did the first half and I sounded quite

cheerful, but then I started running out

of energy towards the end. My voice

was like— so click my link in the

description below. They said to redo the

last bit, so I had to redo it the next

day. Click my link in— my

voice is going out now already. I'm not

very good at sounding enthusiastic.

So yeah, I made quite a lot of money the

last few months from sponsors and Elden

Ring stuff, but next month,

I don't know. The Elden Ring stuff doesn't

get views anymore. The Lego stuff doesn't—

hasn't been getting views yet.

Hopefully I get this new sponsor deal.

That'll be a nice boost. But the thing is,

I don't really care that much. I don't

really desperately need money right now

because I'm not paying rent, I'm not going

anywhere, Japan's not open, there's

nothing I want to buy. So I don't really

feel like I desperately need money,

although it's nice to have.

Need more power in your voice. I don't

know how to get more power. My voice just

runs out of energy so quickly.

I just don't use my voice enough for it to

become powerful. I spend most of the day

not saying anything.

I saw one comment on my new video. He

deleted the comment after I replied to

him. He was like, bro, aren't you

embarrassed? Or, bro, you're so desperate

for views. Are you even making money doing

this? Yeah, I am making money, idiot.

Didn't you see the sponsors in it? And

didn't you see the views? I hate it when

people just assume that I'm not making any

money from my channel. If you really want

to know how much money I make, why don't

you just add up all the views for my Elden

Ring videos and then times it by 3, which

is the average RPM people get for gaming

content, and then you'll be able to find

out how much money I made from it. It's

not hard. Look how many

views I got from Elden Ring. My first

Elden Ring video got 620,000 views.

So you just do 620 times 3, and then

that's how much money I made from it.

Look, 622,000 views, and it's

calculated per 1,000 views. So 622 times

3, that's how much money I made from one

Elden Ring video.

And then, so I made 6/21, and then I made

like loads of other Elden Ring videos,

which in total probably got 300,000

views because some of them did quite well.

I Was So Wrong About Elden Ring, 57k.

Elden Ring Needs Easy Mode, 37k. Elden

Ring Paladin Build, 90k. And then some of

my other builds did pretty well, like the

assassin build got 65K views.

It made $150 for that assassin build

video. This one got 65,000

views. It's pretty good. So my old

content, like my, my My personal Daniel

content, when was the last time that got

65,000 views? Not since— it was

probably like the Airbnb stuff when I did—

I got kicked out, um, kicked out in my

Airbnb. That was the last time Daniel

content could get 60K views.

Plus it didn't cost me like $1,000 to rent

the Airbnb just to make that video.

It cost me nothing to make that video

apart from buying Elden Ring, which only

cost, what, £40?

So, so logically speaking, the Elden

Ring videos get more views, make more

money, and don't cost any money to make

apart from the initial purchase of the

So I don't know why people are asking why

I change my content. It's basic

mathematics,

but it is pretty boring, to be honest. It

was more fun making vlogs around the world

meeting girls and stuff than it is to make

stupid build videos. Oh, my new assassin

build! First get this talisman from

Timbuktu zone, then you need special

dagger with the crimson red flashing.

As if I actually care. I couldn't give a

shit. It's just it gets views.

But I might make some vlogs now that Elden

Ring doesn't really get many views now.

Well, for some people it still gets views,

like that Fextralife channel that I copied

a lot of my builds from. Okay, number one,

I did not steal any footage. I saw some

people accusing me of stealing footage. I

have the game, I have screen recording

software. Why wouldn't I just record my

own footage instead of stealing someone's?

I would never steal someone's footage

again after what happened with the Tim

Schofield thing, because you just get a

copyright strike. It's not worth it. I'll

just film my own footage. Yeah. Yes,

maybe I did copy some of the builds,

like, um, the lightning

thing. Some of them I came up with on my

own, like the tank. I mean, the assassin

one's kind of obvious,

obvious build to make that you don't need

to copy someone for. It's not really an

innovative idea, it's just an assassin

build that sneaks around. It's not

groundbreaking, is it?

I'm not sure what else I could do for

Elden Ring. Other people are getting

insane views from doing stuff like,

I don't know, making a Wolverine character

cheesing Radahn. I can't do that stuff

because I have no creativity. If you want

to be creative and know how to make memes

to, to do that well, I don't know how to

do that. I play the game in the most

boring, tedious way, and I don't really do

anything funny in the game that could be

clipped as a meme. The last livestream

ended because I tried checking my iPhone

battery and I swiped down to check, and

then that made the screen go black for

some reason. I don't know why.

Where can I put the rice cooker? Maybe

I'll put it over there.

Do you remember this?

So I've got my halogen cooker from 2 years

ago. I never use that anymore. It just

seems kind of pointless to use when you

could just use a frying pan or boil

stuff. And then I got my new rice cooker,

I got my box of ramen, box crisps,

so I'm pretty satisfied.

See if I can take the stream into here.

Such a nice day. Oh look, the tree is

bottoming pink.

I'm just a bit scared of walking over

there because the connection might get

weak. Ah, I lost connection, didn't I?

Testing. I'm just a bit scared of walking

over there because The connection might

get weak. Ah, I lost connection.

Yeah, I lost connection when I walked over

to the table. I have no idea

why the connection is so bad when I go

over to the table. Yeah, I lost

connection.

So I've got to sit on the floor here

because the Wi-Fi router is upstairs, and

I guess it doesn't have a great range.

Bit annoying. Like to sit over there where

I usually sit. I usually sit over there.

On that chair and I look out into the

My favorite place to sit.

Oh, thanks, VX Do. Do I have Easter?

Yeah, my chocolate eggs over there.

I don't know if I can walk over here.

Got chocolate egg.

Chocolate egg chocolate is really nice.

Can't stop eating it when you start eating

it.

No more Mrs. Mimo. This— I can't believe

it's not even been 1 year since Mimo died.

My sister painted this.

It's pretty good.

Mimo died in— was it October or August

last year? It's not even been half

a year. It feels like I haven't seen—

well, I haven't seen her since I left for

Manchester. Last time I saw her, she was

lying on the floor. Remember my video? I

stroked her and I said goodbye, Mimo. I

can't believe that was my last ever

goodbye. We've never not had cats in this

house. This is the first year we've ever

not had a cat. So when we first moved in,

my granddad's cat was still alive,

Peepee. My granddad used to live with a

cat, black and white. She was quite fat

and she had white feet, and she was called

Peepee because she would peep around

corners when strangers came.

Then my granddad got sick. He had to go to

hospital. So me and my dad and my sister

used to come over here. When we were

living in Sutton Valence Hill, and then

we'd come over to feed Pipi. My dad would

make like a bowl of cat food and mix milk

and bread into it. Don't know why he used

to do that, but he did. Then when we moved

in, Pipi became our cat, was our first

cat. Then we got Toffee, the black cat.

That was for my sister's birthday present.

And then we had the cat called Tiggs, but

she died after one year. She got run over

by a car. So we replaced her with Mimo.

Mimo was the last cat.

Just feels weird not having a cat.

It feels wrong. I feel like every house

should have a cat. It's just— it should

just be part of the furniture.

If I was living by myself, I would

definitely get a cat.

Let's say, for example, I ended up living

here by myself. I would 100% get a cat.

I'd get 2 cats. But then you

can't travel, can you? Unless you find

someone to look after the cats. You can't

just go somewhere for months. I guess you

could just let them go free in the garden.

Oh, I spat on my glasses.

My glasses keep getting dirty. I have to

wipe my glasses every day and they keep

getting stupid specks of dust on it,

and then I wipe it and then it smudges it

more. Ah, so irritating.

The worst thing is when you open your eyes

and there's like specks of dust on your

glasses.

The thing I don't like about having to get

a cat would be, I guess it kind of ties

you down to one place. Unless you're

like one of those weird people who take

their cats with them when they go

traveling. That's just weird. Can you

imagine getting a cat basket and bringing

your cat on a plane? Who does that?

Like that Charlotte. Remember when she was

messing about moving to Korea and she

brings all her cats with her and then she

got divorced and moved back to Japan,

bringing the cats again.

Isn't Chris back in the UK now? Maybe I'll

go bike down to Sutton Valence. That's so

weird. It's so weird to think Chris is

just a couple miles away from me. I could

stalk him. Should I go and get my bicycle?

We'll go down Sun Valence now. It'll

probably take me an hour to ride there,

and then we'll livestream outside Chris's

house. That would be so weird,

livestreaming outside Chris Broad's house.

Oh my God, I sound like such a stalker.

I'm just joking. I wouldn't actually do

that. He'd come out and beat me up with

his dad. His dad will bring out his robot.

I wonder if they still have the Robot Wars

robot. Chase me down with

this robot.

Who else is back in the UK? Isn't Gigguk

Gant— he's back in the UK as well.

I've been watching a lot of Trash Taste,

getting a bit bored with it.

What were they talking about last time?

They're talking about how to survive.

What would they do if there was a zombie

apocalypse? I'm just getting a bit bored

with the topics, I guess.

You see, changing the channel name didn't

really affect much. I'm still getting the

same views I got before changing the

channel name. When I

streamed last time, I was still getting

like 100 viewers, maybe 120.

Can't believe how low the viewership has

dropped. Remember I used to stream and

then there'd be at least 400 viewers?

I miss those days. Good times

come to an end.

Yeah, that's where I went on my bike. I

rode 10 miles down to Sutton Valence to

meet Chris. We had a beer.

As if he

took me to his home and showed me his

bedroom. It was full of hentai.

Can you imagine if that was the real

reason I went on the bike ride? Meet up

with Chris, Chris Brodo,

Brodo, Brodo and Lordo.

One a failed YouTuber who only makes

$2,000 a month. The other He

makes like $50K a month, doesn't he? The

amount of money some of these YouTubers

make is just insane. I saw one financial

channel, he has a Patreon, and to join his

Patreon costs $8 a month, and he had,

he had like 2,800 Patreons paying him

$8 a month. That's insane.

Oh my God. That's like $25,000

a month from his Patreon alone, and then

his channel's probably making like $30K a

month on top of that. People out there

just making $50K a month like it's

So hard to do it though. It looks easy.

You got to offer something that people

want, I guess. And when you know nothing

about anything, then why is anyone going

to pay you for anything? I wish I was

clever about something that I could make a

When you can offer something people want,

you make a Patreon. People just line up to

throw money at you. Look at Chris's

Patreon. It's got like 10,000 people on it

now paying $5 a month.

Do a walking tour. I don't know if the

internet would hold up. I get maybe 3G

when I go outside. Maybe I'll get 4G

if I stay around the main road, but going

up that hill— I can stand around here and

still get good connection.

I'll show you my mum's bicycle. I don't

know if I can stand here. Oh, I'm just

scared now I'll lose connection. That's my

mum's bicycle, that blue one. Electric.

Make content using your voice? What do you

mean? Every single one of my videos has my

voice in it.

The good old kitchen, still here, still

the same. Hasn't really changed much since

my dad died. We got a new microwave,

and this is the cupboard.

This is actually the only room left in the

house that has the original paints my

granddad used. My granddad thought yellow

and purple would be a great color

combination. You should have seen this

house before we moved in. This whole

hallway was purple and yellow.

I remember we— first thing we did when we

moved in We were scraping the purple and

yellow wallpaper because it was wallpaper.

It wasn't— was it paint? Actually, it was

paint, I think. Yeah, this is

paint, not wallpaper. Why do I think it

was wallpaper? I think some of it was

wallpaper, but we had— we was just

scraping all of the purple and yellow off.

This is the only room in the original

colors. It still smells like my granddad

in here as well. It has that smell the

house had when we first moved in, that

kind of old musty smell. And then when I

go into the garage, it smells like my dad.

That smell of oil and like,

um, workshop smells, carpentry smells you

would expect from people fixing their car.

It smells— that smell just reminds me of

him so much. It's really weird going in

there. It's like a sensory overload of

nostalgia.

Why did I change my channel name? Because

I want— I don't want people that I meet to

look up Hiding in My Room. So if they do

by chance find my channel, they'll say,

oh, his channel is called Daniel. I'll

search Daniel, and then what happens when

you search Daniel? You just get a load of

random Daniels showing up.

And this is a massage table.

It's quite a nice room. I don't know if

the internet would cut out if I walked

into here where me and Mina used to sit.

I can't believe it's only been 2 years.

It's now April. Yeah, 2 years this time

Mida was here. Feels like it was such a

long time ago.

We just sat here the first lockdown. It's

kind of funny because everyone has such

bad horrific memories of when the first

lockdown happened. But for me, the first

lockdown was like being in paradise. I was

back home with my family, had a really

cute girl with me,

and views were really good. It was like

heaven. It's like all I could ask for.

Too bad it didn't last very long.

Remember, I had those 2 reclining chairs.

Me and Mira would just sit there in the

evening watching movies and shows and

stuff. It's just funny, 2 years ago

life was so great.

Just wish it lasted a little bit longer.

The sweetest things are over so quickly.

This is my sister's music room. She

started playing the violin. She got a

violin, I think. It's in that bag.

Yeah.

Am I still streaming? Is it still live?

Maybe I should learn the violin. How do

you take it out?

Do you

like it?

Beautiful.

It's like a little guitar. Hope I don't

break it.

Oops, so hard to hold.

Oh, thanks Naomi. Don't give up on what?

The violin?

You put your chin here, don't you?

I better stop before everyone leaves

from the bad noise.

Why are there so many guitars? I forgot

how to play the piano. British birds

and their nests.

The goldfinch. Princely colored little

birds. The cock and hen are just the same,

so you cannot tell which is which.

The blackbird.

The magpie.

Magpies kill young birds and steal eggs.

The bastards.

The J. The blue tit.

Why is it called the blue tit? Why do they

call it a blue tit?

What is a tit? So I'm pretty sure in this

context it's not what we think it is.

Fascinating.

Um, I don't know what to do now.

Looks like a bird.

My room looks the same since I last

streamed.

Do do do do do do do do

do do do do. I just noticed my Daniel

sign is gone. Who took away my Daniel

sign? Look, you can see kind of a faint

outline where it used to be. I just

noticed it's gone. The Japanese exchange

student girl painted that for me. Who took

it down? Oh yeah, I got, I got orange

bedsheets like I had in Manchester. I

really like them. One thing I learned from

Manchester is that orange bedsheets

are really nice. It makes the whole room

glow orange,

and my room is very white, doesn't really

have much color, so it's a nice contrast.

Um, what should we do now?

Time is 4:20.

S-rank cable management. Yeah,

do you like my cable management? It just

goes everywhere. I honestly couldn't care

less. I just kick it to the side like

this. If I want to tidy it up a little

bit, I just do this,

shove it on there.

Who cares? There's people who get all anal

about tidy cables, weird.

Oh my God, stock market is so boring.

Jesus Christ,

fertilizer is going up more. I better not

speak about stocks, people start clicking

off again.

Wow, my fertilizer stock's up 6%.

Uh, nothing interesting. No one messaged

me. I got no emails. I got no virals.

Got no stocks going to the moon. I'm so

bored. There's no excitement.

What should I do? What must

one do to get some excitement?

Do I want kids one day?

If I find the perfect woman,

then yes. If I find the perfect woman

and I find a way to make good money,

consistently, then yeah, why not? Sure.

But the problem is I'll probably get bored

and then want to go to Japan to fuck

around, and then I'll feel like, oh, the

kids ruined my life. Now I can't go to

Japan. I've got to stay and look after

them for 20 years.

Can you imagine how trapped you'd feel if

you had kids and you wanted to do

something else? Maybe I shouldn't

have kids. I don't even think I can have

them anyway. Number one, I can't even find

a woman who would want to have kids with

me. Number two, I don't even think I can

have them in the first place because I was

trying to get Mida pregnant for like 9

months. We never used any protection and

nothing happened.

I mean, I don't think you could finish

inside a girl for 9 months straight and

not get her pregnant unless there's

something seriously wrong with one of you

or both of you. Oh,

thanks, Mvex. Glad to see you back.

Congrats on the Elden Ring video. Yeah, I

think I'm done with Elden Ring. The views

are just not there anymore. I'll probably

get more views from this livestream

cooking rice than I do for my Elden Ring

videos now. Maybe I'll just go back to

being a streamer because I don't really

feel like the Lego stuff is gonna work.

Was I actually trying to get Amina

pregnant? Yeah, I finished inside her

every time, even if she protested against

it. I mean, she didn't really protest very

hard. She was just like, Daniel, no!

And then she was like smiling. Not— it

wasn't like she was angry or upset about

it. It was like, Daniel, no! Like,

like a joking No.

What's your plan with the channel?

Well, seeing as there's nothing trending

right now, I might go back

to a bit of streaming.

Might make some talking videos where I

just talk about my plans. For life,

because there really isn't anything

trending right now, is there? What's

trending? I don't really think Lego is

trending.

Why did I take down so many videos?

Because if I'm trying to get back into the

dating marketplace, I don't really feel

like having those videos so publicly

accessible is gonna help me. And yeah,

yeah, I know there's a stupid archive,

but you need the link to the archive. The

archive is not easily accessible as it is

on YouTube.

It's just so lame. People are so desperate

to ruin my dating life that they would try

and use my old videos as a weapon against

me. Come on, when are these people going

to grow up? Maybe they

just won't ever grow up. Maybe they're

already adults and this is just what

they're like.

But there's these losers who are like so

desperate to stop me from getting sex.

It's like the idea of me getting sex is

the end of the world for them. There

couldn't be anything worse than the idea

of Daniel having success with women. So

they just go out their ways to try and

make it harder for me.

And having those videos up still didn't

really benefit me in any way. Yeah, they

still made money, but they made like 10

cents a month. It's not really worth it.

It's better to just take those videos

down. They're not getting views anymore.

They don't make any money anymore. And

then if someone finds my channel and they

see that stuff, it just looks kind of

So I decided to take down the videos

where I, I sound kind of rude and whiny

and kind of offensive towards women.

Those kind of videos, not good ones to

have up. I mean, if you're having trouble

with dating and women, women, the worst

thing you want to do is have an image of

being rude to women.

That's not going to help you. It's not

going to help you at all. So I kind of

regret making those videos where I ranted

about dates or women.

It's just in my mind those rants were

directed at individual women, but when any

other woman sees it, they see it as a rant

directed at women in general.

So even though I felt like my arguments

and rants were justified on that

individual case, it just makes me look

bad. It just makes women not like

me from seeing that stuff.

It's just something that took me a long

time to realize.

It's like, imagine you go outside and you

see, you see a father and son

arguing, and then the son is like really

rude to the dad, telling him to shut the

fuck up, stupid old man, stuff like that.

You see that and you're going to think,

well, that son is such a horrible son,

what a horrible child. But then you don't

know the whole story. Like, maybe the dad

is a real cunt in the house, in home, at

home, and then there's a reason why the

son's so horrible to the dad. But you

don't really know the whole story. It's

just what you see is you see the son being

really horrible to the dad and you think,

well, what a terrible person.

Like maybe the son has a reason to be

horrible to the dad, I don't know.

But that's just not what— that's not how

people see it from the outside looking in.

And then they'll think, oh, maybe he'll be

like that to me as well. And then they

don't want anything to do with him. So you

gotta be really careful about ranting

about people and showing your anger,

because it just makes you look bad.

It's just, in the past when I had rants,

I felt like my reasons were justified and

that people would be on my side, and I

didn't really think that maybe this makes

me look worse than it may. Because I was

trying to make the person look bad by

saying, talking about how they annoyed me

or what they did wrong, but instead it

backfires and it just makes you look bad.

Like, I would have an argument with

Chihiro and then I'd rant about why she

was annoying me, and then everyone would

say, no, Daniel, you're wrong, blah blah

blah.

So I don't really feel like doing that

anymore because I never get people's—

people on my side, and then I just look

like an idiot, and then I sound bad too,

and then it just causes trouble. It's just

not worth it.

It's just a waste of time if you have an

argument with someone, you find them

annoying. It's better off to just keep it

which is a shame because part of the fun

of doing YouTube for me was treating it

like a diary and just ranting about

whatever was on my mind. Now I can't do

it. I can't do that. There's too

many negative consequences from doing

that,

and I feel like everyone's keeping tabs on

me.

It's not, it's not a private, closed-off

thing anymore. It's like completely

public. Easily checkable.

So that kind of killed a lot of the fun

for me when it comes to doing YouTube.

Do I live here or in the tiny house? I

haven't gone back into the tiny house

since I made the video. There's no reason

to. I've got all my stuff here, got the

internet over there.

My mum uses it if she has friends around.

They'll go into the tiny house, the cabin,

relax in there.

Is my new papa a vigorous lover?

No, he's very nice and friendly.

The end.

Yeah, he's, he's nice. Got nothing to

complain about him.

Hmm,

don't you get bored? I get bored every

day. How much

money have I made off Elden Ring? I think

I've made about $4,000.

Probably over $4,000 because I definitely

made $2,000 from the videos alone. Plus I

got a sponsor from a Chinese company,

aowa.com. You can get runes and items for

low, low prices.

I probably didn't get them much business

though, because maybe I don't know if many

people actually clicked my link because

they didn't contact me to pay me again,

so I'm guessing I didn't really drive much

traffic to the website.

You shouldn't leave your Oculus near the

sunlight. I never used it. I took out the

cupboard and I charged it because I was

gonna watch some VR porn, but then I

couldn't be bothered anymore. I was

actually going to use it to try and get

back on Tinder because it has a web

browser and I needed— look, I've got these

phones here. So I've been trying to get

back on Tinder and I bought a bunch of

phones. Now I've got like 6 phones, all

these cheap crappy phones. So far I got

this one that's still not banned.

I got this one for £40. It's called

Blackview. £40 Android

phone. It's okay,

it's just

kind of slow. Look, it's just

basic Android phone. But yeah, I'm still

on Tinder and I'm not banned, but I feel

like I'm shadow banned because I'm not— I

don't know actually, because I'm chatting,

I can chat to people. But I

don't get any matches. I think that's

because my picture— look,

this is my picture. So I hid my face

because my theory is that Tinder uses

facial recognition scanning to, to ban

people, to make sure banned people stay

banned. And it seems to work. If I hide my

face, I don't get banned. If I show my

face, I get banned. So probably that

picture doesn't help me get any matches,

but at least I'm not banned.

Why do I hate my ex-wife? Because first of

all, she just moved on, forgot about me,

and now she gets to lead a happy life and

probably has a new lover. And all of the

stuff that happened between us, it's like

she doesn't have to suffer from it whilst

I'm still suffering from the actions I

made. Because people look up my channel

and see what I'm like and they don't like

it. So how come everyone else gets